Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 75: Sup Boys

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Ben and Nolan join Jake to tell him about the crazy night they had on the first night of the NFL Draft. Jake talks about his crazy win he got at the horse races, and the boys collectivly try to name adult actors alphabetically. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

putting a little tahini around him. I don't know. He was really flirting with it, but tomato juice. Yeah. It's like what is it? Like a gelato or whatever? Yeah. It's just me. My grandpa was a white man. OK. So. Thanks for letting us know.

Well, you know. Starcon? Do a panel. Like, people knew who they were. That's pretty cool. Yeah. And so then he pitched to the school that I'm going to do a podcast, like an elective, and he showed us how to use a soundboard and shit. And you have to...

Well, that was one rule, yeah. That was part of the setup. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast. I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J-

I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- I'm J- how to use a soundboard and you have to. Well, that was one that was part of the setup. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast. I'm what is it? Where is it? Whoa. That's a Celsius. We've got a rogue. Sorry.

Well, we just actually had a rogue can sneak through the cracks. This episode is sponsored by Celsius. This Celsius. Yeah. So this episode, I'm Jake and I'm a grass study, and I'm being joined today by Ben, AKA Ben 10, AKA him, AKA Big Nasty, AKA- My way! And of course, welcome back.

He provided so many, well, your intro's done. Oh, well thank you for the kind intro. Welcome back. He brought in a lot of views, a lot of people were asking for him back. They said, you know, rocking back and forth from that mic and having to continuously turn my car volume up and down to hear him was just ideal.

Nolan, welcome back. Make sure. Yep, my fist is still perfect and down to hear him. Was just ideal. Nolan, welcome back. Make sure. Yep, my fist is still perfect. Happy to be here. Thank you. Ha ha ha ha. I'm glad you're back, Ben. Always a pleasure to have you on.

It's been a while, you know. Three weeks. I don't know where the time's gone. We didn't forget about you people. It's been a while, you know? Three weeks. I don't know where the time's gone. We didn't forget about you people. It's been a while. It's kind of one of those things I was like, it's kind of difficult having a full-time job and also trying to, not like this is that much work, but.

Right. I don't know. Just having an adult life, a busy adult life and a full-time job. It's like this does require a Decent amount of your time. I think it's more like the editing is probably where it takes Well, not even necessarily the editing. It's Trying to coordinate to have people. Oh, yeah, good guess line of guests right assistant From Indonesia.

How could you imagine, um, if I would like hire like an editor or producer and like pay them, but like they had no idea. They just like saw like how much I was offering to pay them. And they're like, yeah, I'll come work for you. And then they come over and then they walk in. They're like, this is it? I'm like, yep, this is the studio. What do you mean this is it? And they're like, so how many views are we raking in?

I'm like, about 14 per video. They're just like, and you're paying me? We're gonna talk about payments later, but. I'm like, all right, so when you go to edit, I just need you to line up the audio. And that's it. Well, he doesn to line up the audio and that's it. He doesn't pick an intro clip and that's about it. Me and Nolan met a homeless man named Marcus and he'd probably do it you got to maybe teach him some

skills but he'll do it for Paco Mentos. When was this? I bet he would sit in and do that just to be tossed a beer like if you just like slide in my butt every now and again he'd be more than happy so we're gonna get into that and we're not gonna name any names no we're gonna other people that were there yeah we're gonna keep this anonymous I wasn't to be fair not a lot is remembered good slide that out there and I purposely sat you in this position so I remember. Good. Slide that into that without further ado let's go ahead and crack open the mini-frame. Oh shit! Alright, this is good. This is what I like to see. We got Winsor Apple delicious with a sprite. Winsor Apple. Yeah we got High Noons Grapefruit and Grapefruit and some Coors Banquets's, grapefruit and grapefruit and some

Coors Banquets. Grapefruit and grapefruit? Yeah two. Okay. Grapefruit and high noon. Oh and a Bud Light. Whoa! Whoever stocked this fridge fucking doesn't know how to stock a fridge. The mini fridge is... There's two banquets up here while the rest of them are down in the bottom right corner. Okay. And then there's's just bud lights scattered around if I had my best guess it would be something to do with like that little shelf on the inside of the door taking up some space and you know but what it's like but they could have put it there no oh that's where the winds were yes yes very point you know what this makes me think of go ahead and pop out a couple of them oh yeah but what do we

want who wants a banquet what do you? I'll start with the noons. I think the strategy is to work this to like a high noon to a beer. Yeah, are we going to start? Are we just going to rip a pole from that? Is that what we're doing? Are there any cups in there? No, I don't see any cups. Wait, what did you want, a high noon or a banquet or a Bud Light? I might need a chaser. A banquet's like a chaser. No, no, no, give me a high noon.

I want a high noon. I want a high noon. I'll take it. There you go. It's Wednesday, by the way. 6 PM on Wednesday. All right. The way you were describing that being stalked, it reminds me of like, you know,

like when you're in Minecraft and you're like, let's make a Hunger Games server and then you hide chests and you like scatter the items within the chest. It actually doesn't smell too bad. So like when I, that sent a shiver down my spine. When I first started getting into drinking, like before I turned to one, I mean, when I was trace and I were like in my parents' basement and there was just a bottle of Windsor just straight in like the and this is just plastic, by the way. It's not like this is. Don't be fooled by the name. That's white trash whiskey.

We were just like, you know, it was just quantity over quality. So we were just like taking this and we were just mixing it with just anything to dampen the taste. So like we were we were mixing it with like grape soda. Like it was pretty good. Yeah, actually. I'm on board with that. So it's it smells pretty good. And I guess I'm just going gonna take a straight rip of this one Warms the soul that's actually not bad at all. It's pretty good. You should try it in a sprite. It's fucking delicious. Maybe

Maybe back when I was a young but back when I was a novice maybe I'm just more damaged now or I'm just like oh yeah that's pretty good but like when I'm first okay so my tab my tab broke just my tab broke on my fucking guess i can make calls uh... twelve fifty not bad as fourteen bucks yet no wins or is free like when you looked it up online as you were thinking about this the other day

i'd win in the ball this got damn today. And then I left that at my house. Right. And then it's so good. One of these days we're going to go an episode where we don't f**k it up. Oh man. It's been like it's been a while. So actually wasn't that bad, but I'm gonna you know Have you ever seen Enough like that That's delicious, but any sponsor by it so okay, so why don't you guys tell me about Draft night because I don't know what the fuck happened. All right. All I know is you guys

Showed up the next day at work a little bit worse for wear. Yep and Nolan had a couple scars on his face and I go like I scars on his face and I go like I Heard you and Ben were wrestling and you were like I honestly don't know I'm like yeah All right, so it all started. I was like did you blackout and you're like eventually We started bowling For three hours. I started at the hawks nest before that oh shit okay yes he was what was that like noon you started like that so yeah he started drinking pretty

early in the day how many did you have at the hawks nest two or three but were they like the 30 no no just regular pints okay so he started there I started the bowling alley a little pre-draft. Pre-draft draft. Right. Shot 236 by the way. Oh my god. Yeah, that was pretty good. Was it like eight straight strikes? Yeah, I think it was from the third frame. You missed the first one and then it was like from two to nine. Yeah, I think I fucked up the tenth frame, but the pressure was on from two to nine

We're all straight. Yeah, I was on a heater and it was like this same exact ball every time I think the first frame was a nine too. Yeah, so you are just dialing it. I was dialed this was After some beers too. Are you looking it? Yeah I Got the ball with only two finger holes and so you got a custom ball. Yeah. Oh, we're hooking it. You're hookers. I got a, oh, we're hookers. I got the ball with only two finger holes. So you got a custom ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well it's not, yeah, technically custom.

I didn't customize it at all. You bought one. Right. But nevertheless, I had about six drinks at the bowling alley. Right. We go back to Nolan's apartment. I bought an 18 rack of Bud Light to just keep from.

From Nolan's fridge. You bought it there. No, I bought it at Casey's and brought it. Right. So we started just drinking, playing games and shit. I must have had. What time does the draft start? It was 7 p.m.

7? 7 p.m. And we got back to your place at like 6 or something and I probably had is your memory start I remember all this like we got back we're gonna play some games and then like my headphone cord wrapped around my whole fucking PC tipped over and the glass shattered What? So the whole side panel to my computer is just gone now That's gone Uh

Gone Gone Gone I probably had four beers by the time the draft started so I'm at ten now And I kept a pretty good pace all night And then uh Fast as I can go We're showing off

We don't need to mention that but So yeah we're gonna have to dance around Yeah and then Fast as I can go We're showing off We don't need to mention that, but So yeah, we're gonna have to dance around Yeah, so whatever, we're fucking around He brings out this like African clear whiskey From where is it from? I have, one of my buddies came here from Algeria A little while, like earlier in his life

No shit So we still got a bunch of family out there And they send out, they call it like rye whiskey, but it basically is just moonshine. It's. Oh shit. It's clear. Like, is it strong? Oh, yeah. So you busted that out. So, yes, I busted this out. Oh, yeah. He wanted to show us something.

And because I always do that, like every time we get drunk, it always comes out and I make people take shots of it because it's bad. Not bad, like it's good, it tastes good, it's just strong. It tastes good, but it just fucks you up. So by the time that bottle gets pulled out, I'm probably on my tenth Bud Light after the six drinks at the bowling alley. You're 16 beers deep. No, this is... Easily. Yeah, that was later.

We had been hanging around doing shit for like another hour or so. That was not quick after that, I don't think. Shit, okay, so I don't know how many beers I had before that. You have to be probably 14 or 15 in at this point. All right, let's say we're at 14 or 15 in. He brings out the rye whiskey.

I take just like two way too long of poles off that. So whatever we want. You know it's bad when you quantify your poles in time. Yeah, I mean, I was drinking it like fucking water. I remember him taking the first one and then like passing off and then by the time The next person was done drinking and he was like Like it was Thor's hammer. He was like round the horn. It was like this is one of those like oh that tastes like shit Let me get another drink. Yeah, I Like to push the limit. I like to push my body to the max. Yeah

So whatever. We drank that. I keep drinking Bud Light. I don't know. I don't know how many you've had at this point. I'm probably right over you are. Yeah, so we're both just shit faced. Playing guitar a little bit.

The draft, we probably watched the first 10, 15 picks. We missed the first pick because we were playing video games and then we were like, shit, let's turn that on. Then we turned it on and we watched the second pick and then I didn't see a pick after that. All right. You saw Travis Hunter and you're like, oh. Yeah. I was watching the Cowboys drafted a guard and then at that point I was like, all right, who gives a shit? Who else did they get side tangent? Like anyone noteworthy? No, they usually don't draft well. They're very bad at drafting. Have you seen it? Like the guy they drafted is like the third interior O-line guy with like the same name.

They have like three guys with the same name. They're all on their own line. What? Like first name? What's up? You didn't text me. Sorry, I think we're gonna get food. line. What? Like first name? What's up? You didn't text me. Sorry, I think we're gonna get food. I love you. You want some Windsor?

Hey. You want some Windsor? You want to take a poll? It's for the pot. Celebrity shot? Celebrity shot. All right. I think she's gone.

Yeah, so we watch. Sometimes you can say something so stupid that it doesn't. She doesn't even hear it. Yeah. It's awesome. Not even English at that point. Tremendous. Basically hear me go. That's what you hear.

What tribe is this guy from? I remember when you were playing guitar, somebody going, is there anything this guy can't do? Oh yeah, that one guy did say that. After that, it kind of gets blurry. Really, from that point, the next thing I remember is Nolan has me in a headlock and he's like squeezing my head and I'm like at the like he's squeezing me so hard where I'm like trying to be like stop but I couldn't even say words cuz my like like was he but it wasn't your throat like your neck it was like right

below the chin I think it was like a text it was like a head. It was like here, like right below the chin. I think it was like a textbook. It was like a WWE headlock. Yeah. Where they like grab below the chin kind of. And I'm like, I'm like, and then I. Like he was trying to pull your head off. And then I tap and he does not stop. Oh no.

I don't remember any of this by the way. This is like no recollection. So he doesn't stop and I'm like, all right, I gotta get him off me Does it scare you at all that you're like I tried to kill someone last night No, I have no memory of it never happened before ever so my thought is that I'm forgetting some piece of puzzle that Like led one thing to another it does concern me a little bit that I didn't let go when he tapped.

I'll say that. But given the state I was in, I'm willing to accept that maybe for some reason I missed the taps. Sure. You misinterpreted the taps. To be honest, I should have tapped him. I tapped the floor. Somehow you tapped in Morse code, keep going. And he felt that and was like, oh, okay. And he kept going. The safe word is to tap. Right, tap means harder. Yeah, right, so whatever.

I'm like, all right, I gotta get this fucker off me. And then I like, I'm pretty sure I just stand up and just like throw my body and he like falls back. Trying to rip him off? Somehow his head hit the dresser. I don off. Somehow his head hit the dresser. I don't even realize his head hit the dresser until after the fact. And he's got a huge dash in his forehead. And I'm like, what the fuck?

And he's like, you are this guy says. Like, let's fucking believe we make a name for him. Let's let's just call them. people don't know who early is well after the last episode I'm sure plenty of people know who early is oh shit did I fuck it all up no no early happened to be there I don't know what in what context he was he just made an appearance he made an appearance at one point I'm talking about the other guy the characters oh really Mike Tony Spratt He made an appearance at one point. I'm talking about the other guy. The characters don't even really need...

Tony Soprano. Is that what we're calling him? Tony Soprano? Or Big Mike. Tony? Well, I don't know who you're talking about. Let's call him Tony. I think we're both thinking of the same person. Call him Tony? Yeah, we're gonna call him Tony. Tony, the guy that tagged along with you guys bowling. Right. Tony. Okay. Really not even a need for the side characters because this all wraps up pretty quickly after this. I get on the dresser cut some of that like dabbing my forehead in the apartment clears out. Oh yeah. Ben and

I are just grappling for. Grappling. We're sparring in my bedroom. I didn't really realize. I forgot as soon as I got in the choke hold I kind of forgot people were there and when I get up There's just a like half circle of everybody who's at his apartment Just like like looking at us like what the fuck is going on and everybody's like alright. We're gonna go Clear the place out and then yeah, we wrestled for who knows how long after that. I don't know how your nose got fucked up. I don't know where that came from. I think that's just all from the same thing.

It's all kind of in line, as I imagine it's all. Yeah, if you look at the trajectory of the cuts. Cause what I wanted to say was, for those of, so Tony, Tony has newly come into our lives. those so Tony Tony has newly come into our lives yeah and this was like their first time like hey out or encountering you guys in the wild in the wild we'll say yeah I'll tag along with these guys and and see what it's like and then you guys are just like That's when Tony made his bowling night that has a whole new like underlying Yeah, like what is this gonna turn into? Yeah, we need to next time that comes up

Make sure that it's known that that was a statistical outlier that that was a statistical outlier on the famous sheet. That was a, that was really low on the prop bets. That was a one, that would have been plus five thousand. Ben and Nolan. I also feel like now in hindsight it's a good time to mention that I have like a pretty stout background in actually grappling. Yeah I wrestled for a year in high school so I don't know really that much. I was in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while so like actual like ground grappling and stuff like that.

I have quite a happy background. Well, what was funny is he'd be like throw a punch at me and I was like what? Alright. And then there was one time where I threw a punch and he just didn't react. And I threw like an overhand just like at his head. And he like didn't move. And I just like bopped him on top of the head,

like half speed. And he was like, no, no, no, not like that. What do you mean not like that? You said throw a punch, I threw a punch and you fucking didn't react. Don't recall that. It's always good when you're like, hit me. And then you hit them. They're like, I wasn't ready.

Yeah. And then we probably for 30- Okay, do it again, slower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For 30 minutes, we probably- Shadowbox. No, when it was just Nolan like, do this, and then he's like, see what I would do here.

And I'm gonna try to counter. Yeah, no, not try to counter, but he'd like show me his counter move. I'm picturing like five people sitting on a couch trying to watch the draft and you guys are staying everyone in front of them Oh, I know It's funnier if that's the scenario He doesn't he's got a no shirt and shorts on like what do we this is it's midnight in an MMA Yeah, it's like what do we do it?

It's midnight. Like he's in an MMA camp. Yeah, it's like, what are we doing? Yeah. I don't even, I don't know when we went to bed. I just remember I woke up, cause he's, what's your first alarm set? Four in the morning. Yeah, so I hear, I wake up to that, he doesn't.

It takes him like 10 minutes to wake up to that alarm. And then he snoozes it. You told me it took him two hours. Well no, hold on. He snoozes that. Another one or he sets a new one. I have a bunch of alarms set. And then it must have been an hour later another one goes off. That's my routine. He shut that one off. I don't know what time the last one went off but I heard it and it must have been going for 20-30 minutes.

And in my head I should have realized like oh shoot it's probably time to go. But I heard it and it must have been going for 20 30 minutes and in my head I should have realized like oh shit. It's probably time to go, but I was just like ah he'll wake up We're good, and then I can't find my fucking phone It's in his couch, but I couldn't I could not find it where it was so I ended up being in the couch Yeah, he doesn't there's not a single clock in his apartment. That's set to anything That's not true the one above the TV was incorrect. Your oven was zero zero zero. Yeah, the oven's wrong, but I have the analog clock. That was not right.

The one in the kitchen is, for sure. Oh, there's one, I didn't see that one. So, I'm just trying to figure out what fucking time it is, but I'm so hungover, I'm just like, I'm laying back down, dude, like what the fuck? And then eventually, I'm so like hungover I'm just like I'm laying back down dude like what the fuck and then eventually I'm like the only way I could check the time was to go to my car and turn my car on to look at the time so I go and as soon as I open his back door it's sunny and I'm like like the Sun already came up and I'm like too late oh we're late and then I look at 6 15 and

I'm like oh should I run back into his apartment I go into this room with him and his girlfriend sleeping I'm trying to figure out who's who so I don't shake the wrong person I'm like Nolan's girlfriend looks a lot like him no but it's like pitch black and there's just two bodies I'm like I don't want I do not want to make the wrong like I I don't want to, you know. And so I finally decide for who's who. I start shaking him and he doesn't. We won't say how he found out.

Don't be weird. But I started shaking him and he just like didn't move. I was looking for the morning wood. That's how I found out. I saw the tent pitched. That's how I figured it out. So he doesn't move, I'm like, fuck is he alright?

Wake up! We gotta be at work in 15 minutes! Yeah, you're yell whispering. Yeah, and he's like just tossing and turning, and I'm like alright, fuck it, I'm going. So I just left my pants were off, I had shorts on under it,

but like, cause I went to bed and took my pants off or whatever, My pants were off. I had shorts on under it. But like, cause I went to bed and took my pants off or whatever. I just got in my car and grabbed my pants. I didn't even put them on. So when I showed up, I parked, I see Gabe. I'm like, fuck, I can't walk out of my car in fucking basketball shorts and my pants in my hands. Something's up. I'm already like 10 minutes late. Right. That's a bad look. So I like sneak out. I like wait for him to like walk turn around I sneak out and go

around the other side of my car so he can't see me mm-hmm slip my pants on walk inside there you go and then hey Tony was like a lesser person would have not gone to work right I could have you could have I could but you still went and that's why you're a fucking man and Tony saw me he's like how you doing? And I think Tony might have told Gabe About what happened? Oh Give him a little insight as to the previous night's right shenanigans and so I

see game he's like you doing alright, and I'm like Yeah, what do you need me to do? And I'm like trying to talk to him I don't even know what I'm saying like I just like it doesn't even feel like I'm speaking English like words are just Falling out of my mouth, right? I'm doing I'm doing all right. Whatever. I'm like just stop talking to me. Let me go do whatever I get I just want to be alone right now, right and Whatever I went about my day the first like four hours of work I I don't even think I was alive like I was just a walking man just with the push mower

Just like you're an autopilot. Yeah blind. Holy shit. I can't say that blindly walking around With a push mower just mowing shit and And I'm like, just kill me already. Like this fucking day sucks. And then we were talking about this, but like in our heads we were like, we're gonna leave at lunch, it's a pretty shitty day. And then sure as shit we had to do some shit after lunch. I was like, oh fucking just.

If I died right now. Yeah, if I died right now. I actually surprisingly did not feel that bad that day. Like once I got through the cold of that morning, because it was fucking freezing, I was just like, alright, you know. You were hooded up. I was.

You looked like a fucking Sith Lord. I was so cold. Just sputtering around. But now that the awkward part of that night is out of the way, we can get to the funny stuff, like loitering at a Casey's. Oh, yeah. Hit me. We wanted cigarettes. So we got cigarettes. Pass me one, too.

Give me a give me a give me a Barley Pop. Yeah, we went to Casey's and hanging out on the stoop with some beers just in front of the Casey's and this is what time? Oh god I don't know. I don't know. It was dark out so there was a very friendly homeless man that was there.

We gave him a couple of beers and drank in front of Casey's. What was his name? Marquise? Marcus? Marcus? It was funny, I was so drunk I didn't even realize he was homeless. I thought it was just a guy. And then it all kind of made sense. We uh, whatever but yeah. So drunk I didn't even realize he was homeless. I thought it was just a guy

It all kind of made sense like we Whatever but yeah, then some girl comes like flying out of the Casey's door. She's like you're not drinking on my snap Are you and then we were just like I don't even we just left Why are you drinking we were drinking? Okay? Don't shoot his bag drinking. I forgot about the shooter but uh Again, I started walking home with the homeless man and then didn't make it very far got picked up but Yeah, it was you know I think that's like I think that was

Probably one of the like dad lore moments. I think you started walking home with it back on that telling my kid Yeah, I befriended a homeless man in front of the Casey's and got in trouble for loitering and drinking in public. Wait, so you just didn't know what you were doing. You just started walking with him? Well, no, because I was like, I got to get out of here. So then I just turned around with him, and then we both just started walking behind the Casey's

towards the house. And you were like, where do you live? And he's like, wherever I want. Wherever the wind takes me. Wherever my legs give out, that's where I sleep. Back that up though, what a bowling night that was. That was great. What a bowling night that was. What are we throwing, nine games or something?

We were there for three hours. Dude, I would not have skin left on my fingers. Not as hard as you think. It's really not. Waiting for Tony for two fucking hours. It's really not like as... Contrary to popular belief, bowling is not really taxing on the body. No.

Um... So... Maybe if you're throwing a little 10 pound ball, maybe. Baby ball. Throwing a 20 pounder over here. Yeah, I'm throwing at least 20 pounds. Fucking bowling training ball. Is there a way to, if you throw a heavy enough ball, it doesn't matter the speed, but the

inertia of the ball be so great it's guaranteed to strike every time? Probably. It's more about where you hit the pins. Never mind. You can throw like a 100 pound ball, but if you hit like the corner two pins, it's not gonna do anything I don't know with enough mass the pins will be attracted to the bowling ball and inherently fall over just throwing a black hole Yeah, I'm just throwing a ball of anti-matter at it So much to think of that so much to design that make it

Anti-matter ball and I'mmatter ball? 300 ball, yeah. A 300 ball? Yeah, guaranteed 300. Where it knocks 10 lanes of pins over at once, and you're like, I did it in one throw. Fucking did it. So, I'll tell you guys, you guys know roughly the outcome, but I'm gonna tell you the story of how we got there.

Okay. It was the last weekend. How long was that for? How many seconds was that? One and a half. I went to Fonner Park to do some betting on horses. Yeah. I want to hear about this. Which first of all we went and got lunch at Coney Island. Oh, downtown, like across from like where Chicken Koopa is and all that? Yeah. Okay. I want us to go there sometime and see how many Coney dogs we collectively can put away. Like we need Spencer for that.

And well, yeah, I'm picturing like us three and Spencer, probably a couple other people. Cam could sneak down from Gothenburg to... Eat some dogs? Yeah, but like, I wanna, because they bring them to you two at a time on a plate, and if we all just got like 10, that'd be like five plates per person. What are they?

It's just a hot dog with mustard, chili, and onions. Are they like big fuckers or are they just, okay. Throw down some dogs. So we could fucking put some away It was that the 999 we don't go to a game We just watch a game at the Cone Island place and just try to call me. Yes. That sounds awesome um quick quick story, so that place is like

Really old it was like fucking in the 30s. It was there. And my dad knows the guy who runs it. Like it was he's the son of like the pre. Anyways, one night because my dad is from Grand Island and him back in his drinking days when he was with his buddies, like probably like we are now, they were watching some football games or something. And they were I think they got or maybe they got done playing softball or something, they were going back to someone's house,

and they were like, man, I'm real, like we could go for some conies. And one of my dad's friends was like, I could eat 10. And so they ended up ordering 100 cony dogs for the group of them, and they just took empty beer boxes and were just filling them up with Tony dogs. How many people was he with? Well I don't know probably

a hundred? No. No probably 20? I don't know 10 or 15 guys. Well I don't know. They ordered a hundred though. That's crazy. And what? Well you can finish this one. They like placed an order and they went and picked it up and they just filled empty beer boxes. And they said by the time they got home, the grease was just like, the bottoms of the boxes were just dissolved

and falling apart. Anyways, go ahead. Have you ever been to Grand Island? Yeah, twice. Oh, for the wedding, I know that. Both times were for a wedding. We should go, I think it's a pretty good time. We should go when the state fair comes.

Let's do it. And just like go. Fuck yeah. Cause like downtown Grand Island's pretty fun. The state fair's a good time. Will you be back by then? When's the state fair? Late August.

Is it? Like yeah. I'll be back like. Mid to late August. I thought it goes like right into the first two days of September also. I gotta figure out when school's. So like. Yeah, late August. But. Yeah, it should be like early August. I thought it goes like right into the first two days of September. I gotta figure out when school So like yeah late August But it should be like early August when I come back because there's also Fonner the casino there is like right where the State Fair is

So we could go shave all some Coney dogs go hang around downtown Grand Island over the water park here Oh Island Oasis. Yeah, yeah Island Oasis big fucking slides there, dude Island Oasis is that yeah, yeah Island Oasis big fucking slides there do you do there was a in Grand Island? There was like a banquet hall with a speakeasy in it, and it's like a like German Plotage now. It's just a bar like your grants basement of this thing And I don't know if it's like open to the public, but I want to go back. There's a bowling alley down in there I Forget the name of the venue, but it seems like a great spot. I know Balls has a banquet hall I wouldn't have been the Legion I think. I don't remember but if that's open to the public we gotta we gotta check that out. I know a bunch of really

cool little spots there from like when I lived there. Let's go on a guys staycation to Grand Island. Fuck yeah. Let's head up my dab, we'll sleep in his basement. It'd be so awesome. Anyways, so I went last weekend to Fodder Park because it was my weekend off and this is how the day started. We went to Coney Island. I polished off four Coney's, a chocolate shake, some fries. Oh my. It could not have started off any better Shake from a place like that sounds so well, and it's literally just like in the little ice cream. Yep Yeah, they bring them they bring the metal container to you and little tiny glass with a spoon and it's literally milk Like chocolate syrup and vanilla like it is as it should be as homemade as it gets So fucking good, so we did that

I'm like, this is the perfect fucking foundation to do a day of drinking at the horse track We go there we walk in there's a new hotel there that they've like part of the casinos in there And then part of it is still underneath the racetrack. Yep as We're walking in Lena sees four pennies heads up on the ground. And I'm like, I'm like, you have to put four on four to win in the first race. So she did. And it didn't hit. But for whatever reason, the four horse was having horrible luck that day. There was two races about halfway through the day two races in a row the jockey fell off the horse as they were coming out

Of the gate what the fuck are you doing? But grandpa taught me a little old trick that's called when enough just isn't enough called the Spicing it up you got a spice up a cowboy beer You know what I might join you one time. I was at a travel turn. Sorry. We're gonna No, I like this two stories for one entire episode. I fucking love it. No We're at a travel ball tournament, and we just got like a puppy So we had this like indoor cam to like because he was watching the dog

We just kind of wanted to see what was up and my parents were like showing off like check out this cool like security camera We just got and it's they opened the phone and the the first thing they see is my grandpa cracking a Coors light Going straight to the liquor cab and points some seagroms in his beard Never once saw the dog like they were trying to like show off the dog like I look at the puppy and it's just my grandpa just fucking make some crazy concoction yeah putting a little tahini around I don't know he was really flirting with it but tomato juice yeah it's like a what is it like a gelato or whatever yeah my grandpa was a

white man okay so I got drink a gelato so in the spice cup or whatever you buy for the gas station. Good point. So. So the Forbes had bad luck, and I was having a great fucking day. I was my a lot of my dad's friends were there. So it's always fun when like your dad is meeting up with his buddies and you're telling old stories and

You know, my dad's in his 60s. And so all his buddies are getting up there in age. And so it's just It's always a treat Seeing you know just getting like a nostalgic, you know Getting to see him and his like because he used to go there all the time and seeing him in his element. And I fucking love it too. It's like, I was telling him like, I could be here for another fucking eight hours.

I wish there was more races. Cause we almost stayed till the end. But, so I was placing a lot of bets here and there. I pulled out like, I get 200 bucks. Cause I'm like, I'm gonna treat myself today. I'm gonna bet recklessly. I was like putting $10 on a long shot, fucking a little X-Acta here,

a little Trifecta here on the top three horses or whatever. So after like the first couple races, we see, well when we first walk in, we see there's like this booth area. It's like these tables and they have all these like, you like write your name on a slip and drop them in. We're like, what is this? I thought it was like a voting thing at first or I didn't know what it was. And then after like the first race, we watched a guy in a suit and a mic was just like, all right, we're drawing the winners for the five points bank, whatever. So we're like, oh, they're drawing names. Yeah, it's basically like a raffle and

So I Was like I think like let's go put our fucking names in so Lena and I went over We put our names in we just and it and I was the best too because it it wasn't promotional Like the the email was optional because you know know sometimes when you fill out a raffle it's like you have to give like your name address social security number all this shit like we're gonna track you like this comes at a price but no you just had to put your name and number and i wasn't sure if it was supposed to be one per race, like if they emptied all of them out and then grabbed all of them after each race.

Because between races, people would always just like flood these things. Right. Well, not flood them. And maybe that was where I probably should have realized that it wasn't after every other. They were like reusing the names. All right.

So like we went over like two or three times and like read our names, put another one in, which if we weren't supposed to be doing that, it's not like I'm not the it's not like I'm pretty unnoticeable if they saw me coming up and I'm chatting it up with them. You think they'd be like, you're only supposed to put your name in one. Right. They'd say something. Which they didn't. So I didn't, I didn't think anything of it. So none of my bets are hitting. The jockeys are falling off the four horse. My girlfriend's like, you know, when are we going to leave? And I'm like, well, I don't know.

My dad's like, I at least want to watch the ninth race. So I'm like, well, I kind of want to go check out these casinos a little bit. So we went and scoped out the casinos and walked up to, walked right up to the Frankenstein machine put some money in spun it fifteen dollars first spin I'm like pull that out we went and hit up a couple other slot machines there was a five dollar minimum blackjack table but it was like completely taken up so I was about to tell you there's not one, there's a few of them. So. Damn, that sounds nice.

And low stakes black cat. Right. Low stakes roulette is down there too. Oh man. So. I love roulette. So we're scoping out the casino. I think I broke even or maybe made a little bit

on the slots. And we were gonna go check the other one out and we decided we needed to pee because you know, I'm drinking. And we walked by the Five Points Bank thing where you put your name in and there's a whiteboard and they're writing down the people's names at one and there's like a thing that's like,

be here in 10 minutes after your name is called. Otherwise we'll like draw someone else's name. And they had the, and they were doing a female and a male for each race. And the lady's name was written down and the last name was Nelson. And I kind of like grabbed my girlfriend because that's her last name. And I was like, oh, you were close.

But the dude's name wasn't written down, but I was like, they haven't called it yet or whatever. So we go to go pee and I'm like, I'll meet you out here. Lena goes pee. I pee. I come out. I start getting a call from a Grand Island number. Oh shit. I'm like, nah. And I take my phone and I answer. I'm like, hello? They're like, is this Jamie? And I was like, yep. No, this is Jake. And they're like, oh yeah, that must be what.

Because I guess as I was thinking about it, I was like, oh shit, the way I wrote my K. Who's that? It looked like an M. It looked like a J-A-I, like the line for the K, and then maybe the swirl looked kind of like an M, and then an E, I guess. I don't know.

Right in the hieroglyphics or something. I don't know. What the fuck? I'm like, no, this is Jake. And they're like, oh, that must be what it, I don't think we can read your, well, you won. And I was just like, all right, I'll be right there.

So I literally just took off running. I ran up to the booth and they're just like, do you mind waiting here for the girl to get here so we can take your picture? And I'm like, yeah Can do yeah, and so yeah, it was five hundred dollars cash just cash in an envelope. No nothing No questions asked. I'll let the IRS know about that. They were like, can you uh, Maybe like open your envelopes and fan out your money a little bit and I'm like

You want me to take my shirt off to like? Fuck yeah, I could start shaking ass And then they're just like they're just like They're like yeah, normally we don't we don't get much Push back from people after we hand them $500 cash about what we want them to do and I'm like Yeah, okay, but yeah sure But yeah, so then I walk over to my dad's table. He's sitting like 50 yards away with his friends And I just like have the money still fanned out in my hand I just like slap him in the chest with it and I'm like sometimes it pays to put your name in

He's like what? And I was just like I won he's like you won. I was just like yeah, and then they're all just like what? One that's just like yeah, and then they're all just like what? and then I went and bought a bucket of Budweiser's and down on their table and Celebrated gentlemen that made that reminded me like paying to put your name in What would you do if you ever like did you ever go to the mall and like write your name on those little like tickets? At the car when they have like a tractor. Yeah, or like a mower Something you just go like write some shit on the paper and store a John Deere mower. Yeah. Yeah, no

Really? Tell them before or like a side-by-side? Yeah Yeah, I've definitely done that. Is that like caviose to that? Like if you won that are you in like? It's like they took a lot of information on those little tickets. Oh, yeah, those ones that were just like what's your address? And I'm like, well, I guess they want to know where they're sending it Oh, yeah, I went there right with to me. Are you like driving at it? I don't know Probably like delivery. I guess they throw you the keys Like all right the the the doors off the hinges, but we can't get it. So just push it over. I just knocked it out.

Like the front of this mall down. Don't worry. Yeah. The father has been to the mall recently. No, I haven't been to let's keep talking about Fonner. Fonner was a good time. Fonner was a great time. I was about to say you guys been to

the mall, the most dry comeback of podcast conversation ever. How about lids, huh? Have you guys ever bought shoes? When's the last time you bought shoes? They can put the name on the hat. Do you guys like flat bills? Or anyways, so yeah. It pisses me off. I don't know if you agree, if anybody agrees with this.

I don't. When people buy flat bills, off. I don't know if you grew if anybody agrees with this I don't when people buy flat bills a They don't bend them B. They live that they leave the fucking sticker on top of the lake That grinds my gears. What's no other if it's on top versus underneath I Understand I can I don't agree with it I can fit it guys a little bit of leaving like the golden one on I Don't get like the price tag on the bottom of it like the little white one with oh no You take that up you take both of them off, but I do too Yeah, but the giant gold like 59 or whatever yeah, like I can like I can understand that

I don't agree with it, but I can get why people do that. Why do they do that? Well the reason they're doing is to show that it's like a new fresh thing true understand that. I don't agree with it, but I can get why people do that. Why do they do that? Well, the reason they're doing it is to show that it's like a new, fresh thing. True. But show some respect. Show some class. Respect? Who are they trying to respect? My eyes. The hat guy. I don't want to see that you bought that recently.

Not even that. It may not be recently. If you watch baseball, it's like, you never sticker on that. Does the center fielder just leave the fucking 59 sticker on like no one does that It's a good point Bend it like the fucking Chinese Taipei team with the fucking triangle Yeah, that hat I used to do that when I was a little easy. Huh? So I bet you hate the Yankees beards too, huh? I can get on board with that. It seemed kind of crazy that they're gonna like control facial hair. Especially in this day and age. Guys are soft.

How are you supposed to get... How are you supposed to recruit when it's like, you gotta shave your face? Tell Bryce Harper that. I know he's not on the end. I think if you wanna pay for us, that's great, but you have to change your physical appearance and it is under contract. Yeah, I mean, that's all great and all, but then at the bottom when it says 300 million, it's like, oh, okay, yeah. I'd be like, do you want me to try to grow a mustache?

I'll cut my pinky off right now. I don't give a fuck. Oh, my mustache, I'll shave that shit. Do you need one of my balls grow a mustache? I'll cut my pinky off right now. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Or my mustache, I'll shave that shit. Do you need one of my balls? Yeah. I'll wax it. You can wax it for me. I don't give a shit.

I'll get my hair laser removed. Dude, I could get a minimum, an MLB minimum contract. I'd be like, I don't, what do you mean, go like hairless? Fuck it, I don't care. I'll go out there naked. Yeah, don't even give me a uniform, man On that note Did you hear that little click? Yeah, I think it's at the fridge. So so yeah, it's when the mini fridge kicks on and off

Oh, I don't know what happens because at this point I've plugged it in. That's why this extension cords here I plugged it in out there also doesn't fuck because I noticed that when it like surges like that it cuts out the audio oh shit which I don't know but it was when it was plugged in in the same outlets in here right I don't know if there's like a high frequency wave that's like an EMP that it says out where it comes off with that like really yeah So like you give them like a headset for your gaming console Whatever yeah go try to do some shit like that

But do it next to a microwave while it's turned on like I learned about this in school like the microwaves from the microwave like fuck With the frequencies now that must be what it is It's kind of when that thing kicks on and off. Sometimes it'll cut the audio out Yeah, like you'd be what a fucking redneck set up we have here That's when you know, the drinks are cold though as soon as you hear that They are if we hear him stop talking for a second. We just know their drinks are done beers. All right, it's cold I learned a lot of cool shit like that doing like the cyber security stuff you know that there's like a job of a guy that goes around

and finds cold spots and hot spots and houses with wifi? Cause the router wifi signals get blocked by walls and insulation and shit like that. Ours is in our storage room in the middle of the basement. We basically got it. We're basically acting like our router is the elephant's foot at Chernobyl. I was about to say, we got a nuclear reactor. basically acting like our router is the elephant's foot at Chernobyl It's like we're doing the opposite of what we want for our router

We're like trying to trap the signals in as hard as 5g will give us cancer That was a funny joke that deserve more laughter laugh track So you guys seen one man in one jar? Yeah. Who hasn't? If you haven't? I mean what are you doing? What about the split of people that have seen that voluntarily versus involuntarily is? Like at school when your friend is like hey check this out. Involuntary? Oh okay I was going to say like I haven't been scrolling on twitter and been like whoa! That's how I saw two girls one cup you've seen it yeah have

you seen two girls oh yeah I haven't okay let's do this right now no no no no no no no no no no no no no no here's here's the deal this because this is a conversation I just had with girlfriend my girlfriend recently as you do. You talk to me. You've seen too cool some cobalt. I was like, I was like, I was like if you just eat clean for a couple days. No, I We could try this. No, I um strict carrot diet I was like if you only eat corn, then it would just be corn. No, but so We were talking about it and she said she's never seen it and I was like at this point

I just like the idea of not having seen it. Like I feel like I'm unique because so many people have seen it Oh, okay. Here's the thing with that video though. No one's ever finished that have you ever watched it? No, you see a second of it you get through at first. It's like this is kind of hot it's two chicks and then two seconds into it you're like what so I basically know what happens they like shit in a cup and eat it and puking each other's mouths and shit in each other's mouths and shit like that so what I told her was like I feel like I could probably handle watching it yeah but I want to be able to say I've never seen it. It's like not having a tattoo.

It's like so many people have tattoos, I wanna be able to be like, I'm still clean. Well it's not like a cool thing to have seen it either. No. It's not like, yeah I've seen it. No, I know. It's almost like a, like a mutual, I don't know what I'm trying to say,

but everybody's seen it. You gotta know what it feels like to be like, oh! Like the feeling inside of you when it cuts to them. But so many people have seen it that the fact that I haven't makes me kind of unique. You know what I mean? I did that with a video. I did that with Fortnite the longest I did that like it's like

Like fuck for tonight, I still have to but that's for a different reason I'm just lazy not that watching two girls one cup is a trend but I get it's it's like you're not hopping on a trend I was like so anti-fortnight for the longest time Yeah, I play call it a real man's game right I'll play it. That felt cool. That'll be like me. Yeah, I play Call of Duty. I play a real man's game. Right, I'll finally watch Two Girls One Cup one day and be like, I fucking love this. I don't know what I've been missing. Just like you playing Fortnite. I'm gonna send you a fake YouTube video.

Oh, fuck. I was hoping you would say something like that because I actually have a funny, kind of similar story. You would totally be able to get me to. 100% you get me. You could send me like, new update in Farming Simulator and I'd be like oh fuck yeah And I'll click on it

Check out this 400 foot Dude I totally got got by a guy that used to work at the at the golf course with the I totally got got by a guy that used to work at the at the golf course with the the wood the black guy on that It was just a Donald it was just the Donald Trump got covid link and I was just like what I clicked it and it was just Fat cock off right now. She's like Video is that photo photoshopped? No, dude. They talk about it on two bears or behind it cuz like Tom got in touch with that guy's like sister and the guy who took that photograph is he dead right the guy he passed away all the blood went to his fucking car um yep he basically the guy like pictures of males, you know?

And basically was just like, hey, I wanna take your picture. Let me show you something. He's like, you obviously have quite a gift. Yeah, clearly. But anyways, and yeah, it really sucked the fun out of it when he was talking with the black guys Sister when she's like, yeah, it's just kind of sad that like everyone's he's passed away and everyone's like using his image for exploit like exploitative reasons of like a comedy or whatever

What are we gonna do with that picture? How are we supposed to know? Because the first thing I thought when I saw that fucking snake was This is somebody's son Right, yeah We cannot laugh about this He has a family Jesus Christ On the subject of dicks and secret weapons

Giant dicks? Yeah, well I don't know about giant, but dicks nonetheless One of my buddies didn't get circumcised at birth So he was like 17 or 18 or something like that like old enough. He went and he like got that done and What do you mean when he was old enough like when he was old enough to decide for himself? Yeah, like when he was 18 and he didn't have to like have to leave the hood Yeah, so he like went and he got that procedure done and this was the first year I come out the project come from the hood all right this is the first year that he decided to join the

baseball team with all of us and we all knew my cup doesn't fit that this was happening and when he got it done it was obviously all stitched up and all that and the doctors were like no boners You can't get hard because it'll like tear the stitches. Oh my god, so he is doing Everything in his power to not get hard no boners You naturally get like hard in the morning. Yeah, I suppose at 18 Okay, that's like peak hormone at 18. I come on. That's like peak hormone. Oh. At 18, I was rubbing the bed wrong shifting

and it was just **** fully. Oh, yeah. So, anyways, this dude is doing everything at home he can to not. See a good enough looking dog walk by and I'm **** It's curvy enough. I see his short hair. I'm like, I see too much. And uh. There's too much now. We had a couple of guys on our team

that just started making fake links straight to just porn and trying to make him rip his. Oh, man, what a car. Not only that, I think that's like a little fucked up. But I think the funnier thing is that like as soon as that like kind of started getting spread around, everybody on the baseball team is a dickhead. Please spice that up.

Literally. Everybody is just like you know so the word gets around right this dude starts getting hit up by all of the hottest girls in high school and they're all just like trying to make them hard they're all like yo I'll send you nudes I'll do all this stuff and he's just like no I can't they're like dangling what is the fucking term where it's like this guy I'll do all this stuff and he's just like, I can't. What the fuck is wrong with a few people at your school? They're like dangling, what is the fucking term where it's like this guy's drowning in front of a man that's fucking dying of thirst.

Like he can't do anything, but like everything is at his fingertips. Ever heard of that saying? And the moment, the moment, no, no, no. And the moment they finally heal up, they're just like, all right, so you know. Like they just, he's like, so about those nudes those nudes there just like I just wanted you to rip your car Because I hate you Johnny Knoxville had that he tried to do a

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Yeah, with the Tarantula. Tarantula. Fucking. Black Cockdown. Um, that's a good video. Very nice video. No Regerts. Not even one letter. Cocked in No regards Not even one letter, you know Spencer and Connor that was like their

That was like their movie that they watched all the time. Yeah, they're like every time they're like every time we would drink We'd throw that on and I was like so you watch it every night But I was like that was like their go-to like when we're fucked up in college they would throw that on and I was like, so you watch it every night? But I was like, that was like their go-to, like when we're fucked up in college, they would throw that on. I was like, why? I was like, why? I was like, why?

And they're like, because Nicole Aniston's fucking hot. And I was like, you're not Nicole Aniston. That's a porn star. Ooh, what's her name from France? That's 100% a porn star. That's 100% a porn star. Jennifer. Jennifer Aniston. Nicole Aniston?

Dude, dude, by the way, Nicole Aniston is so fucking hot. I love her, that's probably why I subconsciously... Can you look up Nicole Aniston for me? On my phone? I don't have my phone on me. It's upstairs. She's on MILF. She is easily one of my favorite porn stars. She's so hot

Stormy Daniels? I'm kind of buzzed I'll start looking up some more names Anyways, have you seen the guys on Tic Tac that like speed run it would be like a porn star pop up Yeah that shit's crazy. No I've seen like one where they were going alphabetically. Oh, yeah, she's pretty good. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Yeah, that's my girl. That's my girl.

Anyways, it was going alphabetically, and it was like A, and it was like, Abela Danger, and it was like B, and it was like Britney something. I saw one. Britney video where it was like a flash. Could you do it? Okay, we'll go. B. Brandy Love. was like a flash. Could you do it? Uh, okay. We'll go, uh...

B. Brandy Love. I like her too. C. Well, that stopped pretty fast. There's gotta be like a Courtney... Yeah. There's gotta be...

I bet you there's like... I don't even know if this is real, but like Courtney Cox. That sounds like a porn star name. That was what I was gonna say. Here, I'll back it up. Look that up, because I think that is actually... Let's see if we can... D? We'll end the episode on this. Let's see

Can we get the Z? No, wait, wait, wait, wait Wait, wait, wait. So what I was gonna what I was bringing up was my Lena and I were talking about How much money would it take for you to do? Get a glass jar up your ass. Oh What's your number? Just go up there or is it gonna break? No, is it gonna break? Yeah, am I gonna have internal problems?

So that was our question too. I think for the sake of the fact that you're getting, you're gonna say an extremely high number, let's assume that it breaks and it does what happens in the video. Oh my God, if it breaks, you're a cheater. But maybe there's a, prep, let's say this, let's say this.

Maybe there's a chance it doesn't, and you gotta try, but there's probably a good chance it will. But you know how much like- So it's kind of a Russian roulette type of deal. Prep you gotta do to get your asshole big enough that it can fit a jar? But if I slap $10 million on the table right now, do you think you'd be worrying about prep,

or would you be like, I gotta figure out a way to get this jar in my ass? How do I get it in my ass? I think I can confidently say 10 million is not enough. If I know a glass jar is going in my ass and it might break, has a pretty probable chance of breaking, I want generational wealth. 10 million dollars in generational wealth? So you don't want to just have yourself set for life. You're like I want everyone I need my great grandkids Nobody is ever Working again ever like is this video and gonna be on the internet. No, it also changes my price. No Ten million sounds pretty good

Maybe I'm a fucking whore but think about the glass shards in your asshole until they Think about the glass shards in your asshole, dude. Until they... Am I getting cash? Am I getting cash? How far up in there does it need to go? I honestly haven't seen the video. Break the seal? I haven't seen the video. I don't think he gets that far. All right, let's get off this topic. But I mean, it does kind of, you know, that question where it was like, what was the question where it was like?

Would you... There's a lot of them. It was like, if I were to give you a million dollars right now, or say you die tomorrow, and the guy's like, no deal. Wait, so I either- So you're telling me that your life is worth more than a million dollars. I'd say my- If I was like-

So you're either gonna give me money or kill me tomorrow? No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I give you a million dollars, but you die, but you die tomorrow the fuck do I Would change if I had maybe I'm getting the video wrong if I'm talking about no, but I can get what you're saying if I had kids That'd be but like what am I gonna do with I guess I give it to my parents or something but Alright, if you're gonna give me a million dollars when I just die like what the fuck's the point of that? I do like the discussions though about like how much money it would take to do certain things

Courtney Cox No Courtney Courtney Cox is yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's see. There's like a D'Amelio Demolio gotta see we gotta see see see E who the fuck's E. Oh Cory Chase that was all Cory Chase. She's got weird tits All right D I'm telling you let me look this up. I think I'm on to something. What did you say Danny something Dan Daniels? I think I'm on to something. What did you say Danny something Dan Daniels?

Danny Daniels dude American pornographic film act it can be it can be male too Okay, I'm telling oh shit. Yeah, she's pretty good Ella oh Ella Knox isn't that somebody let's go Or Eva Eva Elfie yeah Ella Knox is also a porn star okay, okay? Fat cock We bring silly can we mix in males yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be guy. It could be a guy Frank I don't know. I don't know any I don't I still don't think I know Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can be a guy. Frank, I don't know.

I don't know any, I still don't think I know F. Is there an F? Do we get stopped at an F? No, we gotta come back to this and think. Farah, no, it's been a pH though. There's a guy. Farah Banks or whatever? Farah Banks. But I think it's a pH.

Yeah, no, skip that. If we're not sure, we need to be sure. This isn't a gate, we don't have to lock in it. I mean we can keep pain store There's like there's a guy with the last name with an F. Oh That doesn't count. Oh, it's Rocco Sephreti. Oh, okay. That's a different guy Rocco Sephreti. I was thinking is there a tennis player like Rocco Federico or something like that? Oh, I was thinking of him Okay, let's like Rocco Federico or something like that? Oh, I think I was thinking of him. Oh, what the fuck is that?

Okay, let's go to G. Let's go to G. Uh, G, G, G. Wait, did we, what did we do for A? Uh, Bella Danger. Bella Danger, yeah. G. I wonder if there's just a listener. Gustav!

I think that we should back this up. We should restart and try to do the most unknown Like we should see how deep in our bag we can get I don't oh Shit, I mean what the fuck I'm not that deep in death Try to think of like some amateurs. I know That's what you mean, right? Just the most... You ever seen those? I think we just gotta get a name out there.

Yeah, we should start a baseline just getting one for all of them. G. G. Giovanni. Gina. Oh. Gina. That's gotta be one.

Gina. Can we just do first names? No. No. Oh, shit. Gloria. Grace. That might be... Grace... Okay, H. Hannah... Hayley Wilde. That's a deep cut. Is that you, Dad? I? Isabel. Isabel, I think.

Look up Hayley Wilde with an E. That's a deep amateur cut that I found when I was like in sixth grade and I'll still go back every now and then just to- Haley Wilde. With an E. Well there's a lot of different broads coming up here. Oh shit. It's like a 180p video in a shower. Anorexic gives birth after- No, no, no, no.

I don't want that. No, it's just some shower sex with her boyfriend. I don't know. We'll look that up after. I, Isabelle, I know there's an Isabelle, but I can't remember her last name. It might also be Isabelle, like Cox or something like that No, Isabel Cox is Wait a minute only fans models count for this game Sure, they do point. I think those let's say if you see nipple they count the only fans golf girl for G Oh grace. Oh, what the fuck's your name with an M or something? Grace chair

With an M or something? Chaa... Grace Charis? No... Grace... Look this up. I know who you're talking about. Look up Grace Charis. Just... Grace... C-H-A... I think. Grace Charis is a 22 year old golfer

and social media influencer known for her large following on Instagram and TikTok. She has gained much attention over golf related content and has amassed over a significant number of followers across the platform. The So she launched her own apparel brand dialed golf Okay now add only fans to the end of grace cherises me. Oh, I've seen that Following I was like I thought you were gonna say big tits She's well known for her big tits and call Okay, let's go. Let's go Jay. Just I was just a Rhodes

Not going Johnny sins come yeah, thank you. I guess I mean sorry. I was going with a girl, but you were going Wait do we get stumped on D? Didn't we know Danny didn't all right? Where are we? K. K. Courtney Love, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something K. Kiera Dior or something. Yeah. Karma. L. Electra or something? Oh, no that's... It might be something Karma. Yeah, I know. I know what you're talking about. Karma. There's one with Karma. Okay, let's go L. Let's go L. L. Leanna Loving about. There's one with... Okay, let's go L. Let's go L. L.

Liana Lovings. There we go. M. Oh. Mackenzie. Mary Mackenzie. Mia Khalifa. What are we doing? Mia Khalifa. Oh, fuck, dude. I forgot about that.

N. N. I was ready to fire it up Nicole Anderson Nicole Anderson oh yeah and he oh wait oh Piper Perry I like this game oh but we did we got to go skip oh oh fuck oh Oliver I don't know. Olivia. Olivia. Rodriguez, isn't that a singer? Yeah. She shown her nipple. An account. No, she nipple Whitney Houston. Does she count again?

Mm hmm. Oh, nips. Well, no, but for W will use her for W. Intentionally showing. Oh, she didn't intentionally show. Well, we'll never know if she intentionally did that or intentionally showing oh porn stars Got a sex tape out there Jennifer Lawrence does she really yeah, she's been nude in a couple movies I know but she has like a four stars with oh for a name. Oh, so we're just cheating now Well unless you can think of one

Well have we gotten something one yet? Well, unless you can think of one. Canceled. Well, have we gotten stumped on one yet? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oasis, Oasis Star, Ocean, Ogre, Oil, Wait. Are these categories? Older Women Fun. Sure. Olga, Olivia Gray, Oliver Sanchez, Olivia Paula.

Oh, you know what that reminds me of? Sasha Grey. You talk that out forever. Owen Grey. Owen Grey, yeah. Oh, is that what you do with the crazy tats? Yeah, yeah, Owen Grey. That counts. Like the black tats? It counts since we know it.

Yeah, that's fine. P, Piper Perry. Q, Quinn, Quinn. There's a Quinn last name girl, I can't remember her first name. Harley? No, it's like Kyler Quinn, I think. Q, I mean is there a Q points? I'd actually be interested to know that.

Shroom's Q, does that count? Oh I fucking love her. That counts, that counts. Who would you say? That's a- Shroom's Q, look up Shroom's Q. Get yourself into a little Shroom's Q tonight before you go. She's a fucking freak.

She's a freak. Is it like too freaky or is it like the right amount? It's alright with me. Alright, that's good. I trust you. Look up her stepbrothers. She's got a pretty good banger with Alex Adams. R? Oh, I like Alex that

Well, he's he always gets there. He is he does it right? Small dick ugly dude that pulls probably bad. I don't think he pulls them. I think it's a business and they're like, yeah But he does it right. It's just straight POV That's the stepbrother guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one where she's like, yeah. So the only time to get no, we're past like our our Rachel Starr. Yep.

As obviously Sasha Gray. I feel like we missed a lot of letters. Oh, wait. We're getting a lot of really popular ones. Riley Reed. I wouldn't say they go to. Sure. We go to. Did we hit? Oh, we did hit over a lot of really popular ones Riley read I wouldn't go to sure we go to a did we hit oh we did hit K I forgot about that I think Kenzie Madison. I've been I've had Kenzie Madison banked in my head Great Sasha great T

Tiana Trump What what a pole? Never heard maybe she sucked Antonio Brown's dick on you think Fuck what you? What a poll. Teyana Trump? Never heard her? Maybe. She sucked Antonio Brown's dick on... You. I think. Fuck, what? You. Olga the vulgar.

No, I don't know. Ursula. Ha ha. Ha ha. Some fat, real Indian or some shit. On a star's with... You. You for a name.

I can't be. There's a lot of blurred images here. Let me... We're gonna turn safe search off. I'm gonna go with you for a I don't know. I don't think we'd be able to get a U. There is Ursula's though. I figured there were Did we get a J? V? Jessa Rhodes. Okay. I was gonna thought Jasmine. I didn't know. V? Valerie Victoria I feel like I know of Valerie or like something Vixen I know a lot of them like oh isn't that a site yeah it's a site but I know a lot of them like using something like Vixen and in the stage name Vixen. Yeah. You know,

All right, where are we at by the way or a poor baggy W Venus Williams did a no wait. Oh, no, that's Serena Williams. She just swimsuit edition of Kilmer Steel Vicky Valenco W all right W Wesley there's gotta be like a Wesley I'm Huckaberry. Steel. Vicki Vallancourt. Oh. Val Steak. W. All right, W. W. Wesley. There's gotta be like a Wesley. What? So are we not doing Whitney Houston?

She showed nipple. Okay, X. No way we'll get that. Sev Bellinger. What a poll. This guy. P sorry I know we're way past did we get a P? Piper Perry. Oh that's right. It's gonna go Penny Barber. Y and Z. Z that's gotta be like a Zach or a... Yeah... Zane... I think Zane did. I do think Zane has...

He's probably shown his nipple on the internet so that counts. Shown more in his nipple I think. Anything for Y? I'm trying to think... there's got to be like a any name that why some Russian Y y VT yeah Yanni Laurel yosh no yasha Yasha Frey. On that note, thank you guys all for watching. I hope you enjoyed this episode. It's a

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