Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 76: The Takeover

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, the show is being taken over by Spencer, Ben and Nolan. The three argue about which trailerpark boys character they are, brainstorm what their pornstar names would be and decide how much many it would take for them to allow their significant other to be an only fans model. After playing musical chairs, the trio wrap up by discussing beer olympics team names and walk out songs. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

The only thing that I could think of when we were gone is the age old question of what it would take for you to be in relation with an OnlyFans girl. And I understand that there's a bit of like nuance to this. It's like what's being posted. All that stuff. Just nudes or she's getting just pounded. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, that's a great question.

Is my fat body doing the pounding? Alright. Well- It's just me- Welcome to the No Jacob super super super V podcast I am proudly joined with Nolan the spray guy Ben the Ben the him like see like see how bad I mean rain guys I mean guys but Ben's like the outcasts at wilderness now yeah Gabe hates me yeah he hates you I hate you no one hates you I don't hate him the whole crew is my soul with if no bit yeah true yeah but just your boy I see how it is I I'm just your side. Well, if you weren't leaving for shitty ass Pebble Beach

Yeah, that'd be in the league that dumpster fire That's very true isn't wilderness Ridge hosting the US Open next year's uh, no no, no, it's the Ryder Cup Oh the ready the right. I forgot. Yeah Wow common mistake Actually, anyways grass daddies take over grass. They take over here. Here we come. We're here Okay, well, I see the magical mini fridge isn't even open. This guy is drinking a beer cam Folks I had to drink some outside over here. Well, I will knock on your knock

I really only works if two people knock on it. We are a minute in What do we what do we got? Are you gonna knock on it or what? Oh, I will knock on it. You're not going to work with two people. Knock on it. We are a minute in. What do we, what do we got? Are you going to knock on it or what? Oh, I got you. There we go. What do we got? What do we got? We've got, oh, we got, oh, what do we got?

I can't see it over there. We got great. Great. Happy day. Oh, we call they the, the mini fridge knew exactly what I want a water this is this literally my favorite drink of all time and this is my favorite drink of suppose I'll take the last one but what else we get to me oh some Colorado Kool-Aid boss some Colorado Kool-Aid from yes, we've discussed this already the bottle cans. I'm not

Totally sure the magical mini fridge is running right now It's really it has to be I don't I don't know it has to be look at it you hear it, but look at it we got Well those happy dad those just came from the North Pole. I'm pretty sure. So, they're gonna be cold. Okay, and then the... The Colorado Kool-Aid just came from Colorado. By the light. What? The... I...

I... I hear you. It is plugged in. Okay, but the Colorado Kool-Aid obviously came from Colorado, so... Right, it came from the Rockies. Well, they came, yeah. So, obviously it's running because it provided us a beer for tonight. It came from the Rockies? Well, yeah. Yeah, so obviously it's running because it provided as a beer for tonight It came from the river itself. They washed down. Yeah, it obviously is working here

So back to our discussion trailer park. Yeah trailer park boy. You are not bubbles. I am bubbles. You're not bubbles I'm bubbles. How are you bubbles? I love my kiddies Bubbles is really smart Bubbles isn't really smart. But what? What was the smartest one in Sunnyvale? No, there's no chance and that's a what? If we're talking about trailer park boys, yes, that's mr. Lahey right there. Yes, but you're Ricky No, yes 100% Mr. Lahey like the older guy. Yeah, the cop is a drunk

I've never seen the shot just seen clips. You've got to watch it to settle this debate You are not you do like kiddies, but you're not bubbles I'm Bob Bob I'm hard to start crying fucking bubbles I Might well, who do you think you are? You're probably Julian. No, well I don't know. I wouldn't, if anything I would say I'm Bubbles. Nah, I would say in the right friend group. Alright. In the right friend group though, you're definitely Julian. Yeah, between us three? What's the right friend group? Like, us three sitting here, I mean us three sitting here right now You're definitely Julian because I mean you're like you're leading the charge of us three I'm a hundred percent bubbles no chance of us three right here

And you're Ricky or like you guys can be reversibly Julian There's no chance you're Julian because you're leading this charge right now. He's dressed like Julian right now I Am the black and the come on. I mean yeah, but all right. I mean I'll take it Always a drink in his hand this guy yeah, but coming up with the idea Oh this guy by the way this episode is sponsored by happy dad By the way, this episode is sponsored by Happy Dad. It's not. It is. It is.

Happy Dad Death Row Records. Happy Dads, if you're listening, they're not listening. Sponsor us. This mic crossed their desk. How do we know? Yeah. It could pop on the recently added. The son of the CEO is like a huge Grass Daddy fan.

And we just don't know it. You know what what I take it all back we might have Snoop double ogg tuning in yeah he was also this episode he was and that's our first topic of the night trailer park boy no he wasn't Ricky was the weed plug no I'm safe for like the set no you're definitely you know when you just like you got that like cool calm collected Julian act Oh, I'll accept that but I don't think that anybody else embodies bubbles more than I would embody Like I even wear glasses. I do too. He does wear glasses. I wear bubbles glasses not like

Public glasses, but I wear Aren't they like round? Yeah, that's what I have you wear those yeah I have like Harry Potter looking glasses yeah oh you got those hipsters yeah you got the clear frames or what no gold oh yeah the fact of the matter is is like his like cool calm collected persona yeah I wouldn't say persona I'm just like Like personality I guess yeah is definitely like a Julian personality like he's like It's really hard to like he but he doesn't know yeah All I know is he just had a hard Julian it is true. It's just like okay, so Ben like guys

What's going on a Julian cat type of guys like Someone that'll like say something yeah, and you're like oh fuck yeah Like you're like yeah, I'm that trailer park boys Ricky and bubbles are always about that Ricky is retarded And bubbles are always about that shit. Ricky is retarded except when it comes to weed. Then he's a genius.

And he's also always fucked up and doing some stupid shit. Yeah, but Julian is always the one coordinating the plans. I think that that's kind of where we're leaning towards here. Yeah, you're definitely. You're either Mr. Lahey or Ricky. There is not a scene in Trailer Park Boys where Julian isn't drinking or drunk. Well, it is true. And then-

True, every time I see Spencer he's usually drinking and drunk. Every single good idea or solid out or anything smart that happens is bubbles. So how is this not bubbles Ricky Julian right here? All right. I mean, I'll take Ricky. You guys can fight over you would love Ricky I know I know a little bit them what I know of Ricky. Yeah, I think I like him I like but I just feel like I don't coordinate enough playing him aside as Ricky and it's down to bubbles and Julian

I think I'm more bubbles and Julian and I think you're more Julian than bubbles. Yeah, but how many plans do our coordinate? You don't that's what I'm saying all the good plans are bubbles all the life Oh, this might work. Maybe kind of plans of Julian. Oh Fuck you forget that Julian went to prison like seven other seasons. I Haven't been to prison though and say one Ricky goes to prison and then Julian just starts shooting a gun So he can go to prison with him. Who does that? Me or you? It's obviously you. If Ben's going to prison who is throwing their whole shit away just to go to prison with them? You obviously. What? Come on. Ben doesn't talk to me anymore. Well you don't talk to

anybody. You don't say that. We can talk about that but. Oh my god. You want to talk about that but oh my god, you want to talk about I mean, I mean it's a two-way street. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's a two-way street. Yeah. I feel like I'm on a one lane road. You love saying that. Yeah. A one lane road that I always ask you what you're doing this weekend. No, I'm going to, I'm going to say the last couple of times I talked to you were Ben calling you. Uh, true. Ask Ben about this weekend. I called him. You did call me.

No, I called you. No, I called you. Was that for the basketball shit? When we went to O Street? When we watched the basketball game? This weekend. Like, right now. Today.

I called you. Yeah. Asking you, what are you doing tomorrow? Good point. And he goes, I'm hanging out with Abby. What the fuck? Probably is with Abby. And then I go, well, hey. So the score is one to 20.

It's like 30 to 20. He's making a comeback, folks. It's like 30 to 20 me He's making a comeback, folks. It's like 30 to 20 me versus Ben here, because I'm always doing what he's doing. I set up the Holmes Lake golf round. I invited myself over to your house to watch basketball and go to O Street. No. Yes. I call, every time I go out I ask you what you're doing.

No, but did I not text you? What can I come over on bint side every time he goes out? He doesn't ask me what I'm doing But he also tells me also he doesn't he also he doesn't tell me what he's doing I don't go out and you can ask Ben to corroborate that but I don't go out the fact that I called him last night He goes You're doing later? And I'm like, Oh, that's right. Okay.

This is all coming back to me. Yeah. I called you and you were like, Oh, well, what are you doing later? I'm like, I can't go out. You want to ask how many times since it's called me ever? Yeah. Uh, Hey Nolan, how many times has Spencer ever called you? Zero.

Oh, he's never. Hey, Nolan how many times is Spencer ever called you? Zero oh he's never Feel like the guy's always busy you've got a man. I got his name saved in your contact I bet the still wilderness Ridge after my knee no is there I do not the only person I anyways I say that this is actually the only person I have saved wilderness ridge after mm-hmm Gavin that's true but you also gonna probably cut that out I don't know no a cabin what are you doing what do we need probably cut that out I don't know what you do what do we need to cut that no no you don't touch anything don't yeah no no no no yeah anyways Spencer's a monkey and has never operated a laptop think it's a

have a problem just spent this whole time bickering and this is our first takeover episode without Jake we need to talk about important things yeah like that is true alright porn star names no Sophia Rain. We saved that for the end. You know I think that's what we said. For us. What? Sophia Rain. Did we? Callback anyways. But would you consider her a porn star? Is she? I don't who is Sophia Rain? I feel like that's what we said maybe I don't know is she can I mean let's Sandra Let's bring back this topic just cuz I have the question. What would you say for Q? Q on

What topic naming porn like first name of a porn star? They could have to be like it like a Quinn or yeah, that's what I'm thinking She'll you think it had to be like it like a Quinn or yeah, that's what I'm thinking When would be the only one? That's the thing though, but I feel like a Quinn would be like a dude. It would be you know, that was a lot Yeah, no, we weren't being sexist. Anybody's involved. Oh, okay. Like I'm pretty sure we said Johnny. Did we say Johnny sins reject? So yeah, yeah Jason La I mean Yeah, yeah

Jason love I mean You we did say him Shut up. I think shout out. Oh, thank you. Thank you is like a really bad first name like your mom and dad have to hate you Is a cue or they're just like They're just trying to be like yeah weird and weird and like, they're trying to be queer and throw a Q name in there. Yeah. Just to be like, look at my kid.

Queer is then strange, right? Yes. Yeah. Double meaning. But otherwise, like, the dad is just like, the dad is just like in so much shock that he's just having a kid, and he's like, um, um, um, quit. And just like, so much shock that he just having a kid. He's like quitting

Just like you name kids as you're finishing Like Quentin Nelson, yeah Your wife like who the fuck who's mine That's gonna be the name of our kid That would be a good cover-up. You know how like dudes get trouble Like they're fantasizing about another chick or whatever. What's the term for that? We're like it's like an urban dictionary thing She's like you ride and you say the wrong name and you like hold on it's like bull riding or some shit like that Have you ever done that? No, have you ever done that?

What like you have? No one out of anyone said the wrong name on purpose and then hell no not on purpose Is that the point? Oh Okay, my bad I'm saying like on accident have you ever Okay, yeah, I'm saying like on accident have you ever I'm not a name-caller. Yeah me either really You gotta have like a really specific name to be like in that moment and be like Yeah, like moaning like a dude

Like, moan. What the fuck? Oh, Christopher. I feel like, Dave. I feel like, Georgie. Ben, I feel like you're a moaner when you have sex. Uh, no. You a vocal guy? Only if I'm about to cum.

I'm about to cum. Oh, hell no, Ocho. Oh, hell no, Ocho. He's about to cum. Speaking of that, Nolan. What is he supposed to be here today by the way? Nolan? Not Shannon Sharp, but or Ocho Shingo. Nolan yeah, he was supposed to be here today. Anyways, Nolan.

What you're saying is stupid, shut up. Let our hosts know. In a couple episodes ago, me and Ben and Jake, Jake, the host of the grass stage podcast is that no longer here. Yeah. But anyways, I've heard you are very good at impersonating famous people. Like just like not me. No, there's somebody in this room that maybe, but not me. I can do one voice and it's Steve Austin, obviously. Steve Austin? Yeah.

There's one part of my body that's lotion. Hey, my head! Hey, brother! Never heard him not be called Stone Cold. Just Steve Austin, the government name. I was also thinking of Connor. I'm sorry, Connor, I know you listen to this and I blanked on your name, but I thought Connor was supposed to be present. So, wait, he was supposed to be here. He about my impersonation.

Would you? Yeah. You guys played what game together and you're always impersonating. Oh, it was random. She'll give me a bill Cosby. Oh, that wasn't me. You were there for that. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was you, Jake. It was you, was you Jake Nolan, right? Yeah, it was like give me Bill Cosby ordering pancakes and I hop All right, give me Bill Cosby ordering pain. I'm not good on impersonations. I can't do them I don't know like this is what I said Bill Cosby's that's actually not even Bill Cosby I mean, I was hard into that Alright Ben, give me stone cold ordering a beer at Barry's that's a layup Alright brother, I

Need two ice cold bush lights and stat before I rip your fucking head off, what? Make it snappy bitch, what? This dude did such a good. Oh man. I hate doing the impersonations on just like regular people. You got to do them on like pretty prominent voices. Easy ones too. Yeah. Like some colds easy. You just kind of, I think if we're going to do this for a second and I can give you one more, he gave you one. Let me give you one. All right. What do you, what do you want

to do? Give me Charlie day finding out he's in a gay bar, but he's already had two drinks. Okay, hold on, hold on. Alright, let me channel Charlie Day in. You know, he's like, he's drinking this like third beer and he's like, wait a minute, there's a lot of dudes in there. Frank you didn't tell me this was a game or? Are they drinking fucking three of these? You can't cry while doing this. Oh shit. Is that why you told me to take my shirt off? I didn't think you wanted to see my abs right?

Me and Abby were getting into the It's Always Sunny and god damn it that is such a good show holy shit does that door say pirate in there? you think there's a pirate? Charlie it says private hey alright alright what is it? oh is this after I've done this? Private hey, all right

Let's get back on a good topic here we have been unbelievably uninteresting so far. Yeah, this is as per usual I Got a I got a like a low-key good topic because I know both of you follow the NFL a little bit. How about that George Pickens trade? You know, well he's a Dallas fan too. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll let him say his piece, then I'll say my piece. People don't care about the NFL and our completely unprofessional sports opinions. But to be honest, I think we have-

We're basically Adam Silver. We have as Adam S- Adam Schafter? Schafter, yeah. What the fuck is that motherfucker's name? Adam Silver might be a porn star. We're unsure. No, that's also the commissioner of the NBA, I think. Oh, yeah.

That's who you're thinking. That's a real porn star name. Adam Silver, that would be a hell of a porn star name. That would be. That's crazy. Kind of like an older dude. I wonder if we, maybe after we answer his question, maybe we rebound to coming up with porn star names.

What would our porn star names be? Yeah. All right. I'm Adam Silver. Obviously. All right. Cowboys trade. So, George Dickens.

I mean, I feel like it's not bad. We get a pretty good wide receiver. He's going to catch 10 passes this year for 1,000 yards. That's crazy. 10 for 1,000. That's... I was... He's averaging 100 yards of catch.

I was being hyperbolic. That is literally breaking records. No, probably like 10 catches for 5 on it. He only catches 40 to like 50 yard passes. That is true. So that is true. To piggybacking off of that, statistically, George Pickens is the number 2 deep threat receiver in the league behind Justin Jefferson.

Sure. Obviously. Second most receiving yards on go routes, on 15 yard vertical routes in the league. Yeah. So, C.D. is low on that list. I think he's like 20. I don't think that George Pickens affects Seedy's fantasy or NFL stat production at all. He's a good flex player. I think overall, he's a good addition for everybody.

I think where it could go wrong, it's gonna be the... It's his crash out. It's his crash out. It absolutely is. He has to play Marshawn Latimore two times a year now. Go wrong. It's gonna be it's his crash out. It's his crash out. It absolutely is such a Marshawn Latimore two times a year now. Yeah in Obviously one Thanksgiving not even like that fact that he's playing Marshawn Latimore The dude crashes out on any corner wasn't the big like face mask take the dude to the ground against the cow? Yeah, it was it was

It could be some internal beef now. I don't I got a and after but for what we Train on day to pig. Yeah, it's swapping a day three the Steelers were gonna struggle no matter what? They don't have a quarterback situation figured out. They'll use those picks next year at all. It'll work out in the end for everybody. Yeah for a fantasy standpoint It's great. I don't think it hurts CD, but I think it raises George Pickens a lot It does but I somebody who can throw the fact of the matter is the Steelers. I mean Yeah, George Pickens already came out and said he's only playing one year for the Cowboys because his contracts up after this year I don't know how people like if you're a GM and hear that I don't know how you like want to sign a guy That's like well, I'm only here for a year. Fuck. Yeah, like

Talk about so I talked about the boys now you gotta I gotta come over here Come on, you gotta make this quick. I get in the fantasy football podcast. I know I welcome to Okay, I'll make it quick. What do you think about the Dibo trade? If Dibo can get back to the way he was early in his career, it's you're winning the Super Bowl You're winning the Super Bowl. It's the best receiving core in the league But if you're winning Super Bowl, if he stays his doughboy Samuel if he stays fucking Terry McClellan running routes and Divo running out of breath and It doesn't really mean anything. So we'll see I think I still I still think the commanders needed a running back

The the defense got beefed up a little bit. I don't trust Bryan Robinson But we'll see how it goes. I mean, you got scary Terry and Jane Daniels. That was a great answer. That was a great answer. I could hear that like you're on a podium at a press conference. Yeah. I follow them. You know, I, you are serious about the Vikings. Yeah. Well, no, I'm just saying this year, JJ McCarthy McCarthy oh 2,700 yards and 42 picks but you know excited for that yeah here we go oh here all right segueing porn star names porn star names porn does it have

to start with our no first is this or is it just anything oh you know with I feel like you're up and you can't take Adam Silver no. Because that is the president or whatever the fuck you call it. The commissioner. Give me first name Johnny. Last name. Trying to think of it. Last name. First thing coming to mind. Bronze. What? Wait what did you just say? Johnny Bronze. First thing coming to mind bronze What wait what's

Johnny bronze bronze Johnny bronze Johnny broad so you fucking with you would have silver to put yeah I got third place give you go to give me Joe goal Hey, he's coming to take Ethan emerald Oh, hey, he's coming take Ethan emerald We're just doing fucking natural resources Even know we are metals. I don't even think we are I'm cold. You mean cold cold. Oh Yes, it's used to be my name on discord, but Benedict Cumminsnatch. See, that's a good name. That's like more of a- But if you just back it up, so it's just Ben.

Just Ben Cumminsnatch. Yeah, sure. Dude, that's more of a- Oh, you know what I could do? Only fans. Richard Cumminsnatch. Dick Cumminsnatch. That's more of a Only Fans type of thing.

What do you think porn is? I feel like everybody- so new people on the Hub, or they just go straight to? I feel like everybody so new people on the hover they just go straight to only fans I just probably I mean I mean gotta check out this week like Sophia range She's not on the hub, but she's only fans. Yeah like Fucking big time you know anybody you went to school with who's not doing that. Oh, yeah, plenty. There's two ones actually I got zero. Oh Well, you're Yeah, what what's the name of that city town fucking sterling sterling

I was getting confused cuz my girlfriend's from Southern and I always want to say southern southern. Yeah, I know dude from southern Can I yeah, oh you want to be yeah? Yeah? We need a refill. Oh, oh Mr.. George we gotta cut that one out when you oh god this whole fucking thing Tower seven's coming down This is Ben what you can't say tower seven on it. We're past the like 10 minute point where we're trying to God damn it. Yeah.

We're the 26 minute point. Shit's crashing down. Oh shit. We still have money in time. We've been drinking. All right, no one, sir. Why don't you come up with the topic here? Come up with a topic.

Yeah. Let's talk about a good topic. Off the top of my head? I know your mind's always racing. Well, I know his is. No, I haven't really been thinking a lot about, like, if I knew that it was going to come to me, I would've thought about, like, stories or things to discuss.

But I haven't really been thinking. All right. I had something. All right. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? We'll cut this out. Alright, I had something. Alright, what do you got? What do you got? What do you got? We'll cut this out.

Yeah, we'll cut this out. Can we just go ahead and put a little mark in the timestamp here so I can go piss? Dude, I've gotta go. Yeah, we gotta take a piss break. It's gonna make Jake's job a little harder, but... No, he just has to cut it out. Alright, Ben. I'm trying to think about it.

So, what do you think about working, like going to Cali again? Oh, Cali? Fuck, I'm excited. You're traveling back to where you used to live. You've been gone for how many years? 4 years? 4 years now? 2021, I think I moved here.

You've been gone 4 years now? Yeah. What do you think about traveling about travel act? I'm excited It's really cool opportunity of course. I mean that's one of Pebble Beach and like that whole 17 mile drive is kind of one of those it's like one of them one in a million world Golf destinations where people try and go and yeah And we have to work on there and

have that on a resume is gonna be pretty cool what do you think like I am sorry what do you think like resume wise resume wise like you intern there like yeah that's good on a resume but like what do you think like a course on here would say like you just like intern there I think it would be well I would have three years of experience from wilderness yeah but like happy hollow I've been basically working in turf for like

six years now yeah, but like I Just a college degree. I just don't get like how they would like base it off of a like a resume like like when you go to interview the users like well, I uh I went to pebble as a... Well, you learn from some of the best in the country on how to do the craft. They're also really cool about teaching you the kind of the...

The way that... You fucking all right over there? Jesus. Them cats, dude. Yeah, them fucking cats. Martini. What's the other cat's name? I always forget the name. Rue. R them fucking cats. Martini! What's the other cats name? I always forget. Rue. Rue. Rue. Rue and Martini.

You son of a bitch. Here it comes. There it is fans. There it is. Yeah, I just know I got one summer at pebble is equivalent to what? I'm just like trying to figure out like what you could like base your time off of you know I mean no because I can learn a big dog when he finishes That's all you got to know I can learn because you know I'm past the stage of learning how to rake a bunker and mow a grain Like I'm kind of going so am I no I quit there, but now it's like to learn how to actually Manage and run a golf course not just work at one. Yeah Is that what you're gonna try to do a pebble? Yeah.

And so learning from those guys, you know, a top like 10 country in the, or course in the country. There you go. Um, I mean to learn from them is fucking crazy. I hate to interject. Yeah. The subject that I thought of while I was going is a 180 degree segue. All right. I'm so you got to pee. You got to pee. Cause now no one's up. The subject that I thought of while I was going is a 180 degree segway. Alright, alright. I'm so gay. You gotta pee? You gotta pee?

No, you. Because now no one's up. The only thing that I could think of when we were going is the age old question of what it would take for you to be in relation with an OnlyFans girl. Because we were talking about OnlyFans girls and all that. Oh man. Damn. That is... Now. who now Abby you're Courtney

or Matt anybody say they like I want to start only fans right now and then you're like what's like what does it take for you to be like all right. All right. She's my sugar mama at that point. Yes. But I have to and I understand that there's a bit of like nuance to this It's like what's being posted right all that stuff But I'm just curious to hear because I have to quit my day job and just be a stay-at-home dad To yeah, what though just nudes or she's getting just pound would Why do that is my fat body doing the pounding she's getting just pounded. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,

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Yeah, no fucking that's that's the line highly intuitive topic here, by the way This is that's that's where I draw the line. Yeah So there's no amount of money whatsoever that could be pulled in for you From now be hooking up with other guys. No, no, I feel like really that would ruin even if she's just like million a month, 12 million year, all I've got to do is, and it's the same guy. Hey, I'll even, I'll tell you that line. Same guy, just another dude. So I'm just getting fucking cucked for 12 million a year. You're not getting cucked. It's happening outside of your house and another third, no,

but all that stuff. You're still getting cucked. No, a cuck is watching it happen. Yeah, but you're still. Why you got subscribed to your fucking girlfriend's getting cucked. No, a cuck is watching it happen. Yeah. But you're so. Why you got subscribed to your fucking girlfriend's only fans or what? Cause then that's just less. I'd make her give me a free subscription. See what's going on. Maybe learn a thing or two. I don't know. I try to like porn moves bit of a yes i guess it's really just like you're like if she's with some other do the whole time million a month are you just like i whatever now i'd be glad if what if she's like okay you can do it

this year that i don't even want to be in the i think this is such a weird relationship with a little relationship and you're getting a million a month to be in it Yeah, but like I feel like the point of a relationship is to like establish like a bond with one another Yeah, there would still be a bond. I don't know. You know how hard it would be to follow You got to like Follow whoever the fuck's pounding out your chick, you know, like Just ignorance is bliss. Just forget about who it is. Don't watch out your chick, you know, like, No, just ignorance is bliss. Just forget about who it is.

Don't watch any of the things. True. You know what's happening, but just be completely detached from it. Know that she's with some other dude. You're with some other woman, but you're getting a million dollars. What if you know it's Owen Gray? She's getting pleased. I don't know, dude. So are you open to your girlfriend doing that for

a certain amount of money? Absolutely. Would it be a million? Those terms, if it's a million a month, she's with some other dude, but I get to be with what's your, what's your bottom dollar? See, that's actually a philosophical bait because you can be like, all right, $999,999. It's just like, at what point does it just become not worth it? If you were like $800,000, am I like, whoa, I'm not turning that down. It's like a reverse bid more. Are you turning down a grand? A hundred percent. A grand a month?

A grand a month. So $12,000 a year. $12,000 a year? Are you turning down 10 grand? I think I'm just gonna put my hardline at I need to be able to quit working completely But still like stack Okay you could probably quit working at 5 grand a month

I need a good membership I need to be able to have a solid amount of money to blow and five grand a month i need a good membership i need to be able to have a solid amount of money to blow and have fun a month but also still stack my savings so probably like 30 or 40k a month if it's going like but if you're living in nebraska who said i'm gonna live in nebraska oh i never said that how many porn stars are in nebraska you gotta go to go to like you got to go to Miami where they're all fucking yeah I'm just saying though like if you lived in Nebraska at a OnlyFans You could probably make it work with fucking ten grand a month. Yeah, make it work is the issue

I don't want to I I'm not saying making a word I'm saying like you could probably you could probably make a fucking killing in Nebraska for 10k that's a hundred thousand okay I could great achievable no that's awesome you know but god did it just sounds so it's that's so bad cuz look if I come to you right now and I say you have the rest of your life, your goal is to get $120,000 a year. You can come up with a plan to achieve that. If I'm like, you need to make a million dollars a year, you're like, fuck, how am I gonna

do that? There ain't no way. So it needs to be like an unachievable amount of money a year to just be like, okay, yeah, that's fine. So it's also isn't about the money, but I was also thinking like, what the fuck, you like, honey, how's work? She's like, well, I fucking came five times and skirted twice and took two loads to my face.

But besides that, yeah, everything's great. That's what I'm saying. What you do. Speaking of all of it. Well, so what you just said. I mean, your parents live on a fucking golf course. I mean they have to make fucking pretty. My dad's doing alright.

Yeah. Oh yeah and then after that tell me their social security. Oh yeah. Yeah. 8-8-5-4. And what's in that savings account? None of your fucking business. We are ridiculously uninteresting.

Yeah no it's impressive. It's pretty impressive. There's been yeah nothing of substance here Well, usually I mean how many times his substance? Like that's kind of what the podcast use bullshit for an hour and you think so usually Jake usually has some topics though. Yeah, I'm sorry What are you doing over there? Hang on. What are you doing over there? Something that you're afraid of. Is that chat GPT over there?

No, I'm just looking at Jake's notes he has. It's like a first date. What's some of your hobbies? You're like at the table like, so... Come here all to swim? Okay. What it... He does.

All right, gentlemen. What is something that you're afraid of would get canceled by the boys What does that mean? I don't know What is something on the note doing in front of my friend? No, what is something that you're afraid of would get canceled by the boys? Yeah, so like you guys are just like I'm not hanging out with this guy. Oh, yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that crying crying, no, yeah seems a Christ oh, yeah And maybe if you're not crying you're not living so are we all in agreement that a good cry cries?

Are we all on agreement that a good cry cries? I you know I'm gonna admit this cuz I'm drunk, but I was re listening To the rich strike like the race do that whole call and when that announcer goes rich strike its dude I started like mm-hmm. I don't know why but because I also emotional. I had money on that on Not a lot of money, but I had ten dollars for that er No, what do you think though? I also emotional I had money on that on the not a lot of money, but I had $10 for that earth No, what do you think though? About what? What what you're saying? Yeah, fuck what you're shut up cuz you're off topic fucking cry. Yeah, let's hop it going

Well, it's like about crying. Yeah, but you're off so You also dropped that. Jake's gonna relisten to that one. All right. You called... Some of the trailer park boys you referred to. What do you think would make, like, something you would do to make us not hang out with you anymore?

That you could, like, could like personally just like one random night just do. Like does it have to be like am I admitting something that I do that I think would make you or am I just saying like something that if I did. Yeah if you did not that you did in your past cause like who gives a fuck about the past. Something you would do that would just be like oh oh my god, like fuck this dude now. Probably just like being undependable, like telling you I'm gonna be somewhere and then like never like being there.

Like if I told Jake, I was like yeah I'll be here tonight and then like at 8pm I was like nah, actually I'm like hanging out with somebody else. Yeah. I'm hanging out with my girlfriend. Yeah That would do yeah, I don't know but that's not really something that I do or that like How about like fear? How about the thing that like you're with us and you would like You're with the boys like here right now, and you would do and you're like fuck dude like they're never gonna hang out with us ever randomly putting people in headlocks yeah I mean I was killing I'm gonna cut on your nose no having a friend ask you

the next morning what the hell happened we We hugged it out. We hugged it out. We had a good laugh. We did hug it out and then we fought more. It was funny. Well I don't know what we're talking about. Actually this is an imaginary scenario. This is an imaginary scenario but in this imaginary scenario I think the hug it out was the end of that. And you know being on the... In the imaginary scenario if somebody says

I'm going to bed now. If I knew what happened and came over one of the two parties to bring that about, maybe there'd be like a more formal apology. But like, you know, if I was just coming over and hearing and throwing Jake in a headlock and then throwing Spencer in a headlock and then throwing Ben, you know, then you'd probably be like, I don't want the fucking headlock commander coming over to hang out. Yeah, fucking... Bruce Lee over there. You know, you got Bruce Lee putting everyone in a headlock type shit.

I think guns were also maybe out at that point. Oh, no, not at that point. I heard, I heard... That was before... I heard guns were involved. In this hypothetical, that was when the... Nerf guns. Yeah.

That was also in the Kenyan I heard I heard no one did pull out a nerf gun to show Tony yeah, Tony Tony. Yeah, he showed Tony a nerf gun that night two nerf guns two nerf guns a pretty big So this guy was an impressive nerf. so no one definitely has nerf guns If anyone wants A Latin Kings, where are you at? Bloods crime my god fade. I got a topic gentleman. I got a topic. I got a great topic I get a great topic coming up paintball

After this break yeah paintball, okay paintball I feel like We need to go paintballing. Oh, you feel like that? Is that how you say paintballing? Is that? Yeah. Would you say paintballing or just going paintball?

Is that before or after I said the same thing like 30 minutes ago? That's what I'm bashing it off of. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, just make it straight. That's what I'm basing. Yeah, no, I would love to though. What would you say? Paintballing or paintball? Paintballing.

Paintballing, okay. That's what I would say. I feel like- The act of say paintballing or paintball paintballing? Yeah, a balling. Okay, I feel like playing paintball Yeah, I feel like we should go paintballing. I think we could I'll be the meat shield It's not like one of the things that you have to like wait till somebody's birthday to do though. You're like, oh, it's his birthday Let's know there's some there's some assholes who show up as like with their team fucking shirts on that Yeah, try way too hard. We get like ten people together, are we going paintballing as a 10 man group against another one or are we going 5v5? I just light Ben's ass up. That actually sounds fun.

I'd rather do that. But I feel like if there's another group of 10, we're fucking them up. No. Oh, yeah 100 I there is a 0% chance a single one of us shows up sober That is a 0% chance that we win any match that happens. It doesn't matter I can we're not gonna feel it taking it like too serious It was like I was gonna take his getup off and just have fucking welts. I don't give a fuck Like Delta Force he'd be like somehow behind them all and he's like taking them out like he's the gun to their head

I am down to go paint. I'm down. I've been paintballing before, it's a good time. I have too. I haven't paintballed in... I think it was like my buddy's 11th birthday. You ever been skydiving? No. I'm scared of skydiving. I've been skydiving, that's also a good time.

Dude. I hate things that... The one time the parachute fails. The one time the parachute fails on paper. Oh yeah. Dude, the one time. Parachute death, boy. Yeah, it's like, you fucking idiot. But at the least, if you die that way, it's like fucking idiot, but at the least if you die that way it's quick like you're not gonna stay alive

I mean you hit the ground at turn with yeah, but the one time the parachute feels like yeah I'm happy to be alive. Oh never mind. I'm falling like a mushroom clad would fucking Fun dude you gotta stop hating on yourself so much? that's just not true. it's just fun. dude you gotta stop hating on yourself you hear that laugh Spencer? that little cackle? well he also as soon as I showed up the first thing he did was call me Fats. yeah you got that wilderness rage line on you. yeah they compared me to you yeah. so hey come on. we're basically the same button. no. so am I so you're saying Ben Skinny? yeah yeah No So my

Sucing been skinny. Yeah. Yeah, or is no one fat. Oh, oh Question maybe both of you are No one's worked a true ten-hour day That's also a callback anyway, that is a callback well Well, not to the podcast, but no, to an off podcast moment on a face. I might've worked 40 hours this week too. And I only was there for three days. I think I worked the, uh, I don't, I don't even know if this is so uninteresting again. I fucking ran the six 48 now cause you're going. Yeah, I am gone. It's fucking hell, ain't it? All the Ts and all the Reeds.

It's hell, ain't it? You don't like it? It was a solid like 40 miles this week. And it ain't as fun as I made it look. I actually did enjoy it a lot. I bet you didn't though. I really did enjoy it. It didn't hurt that bad. I actually had a pretty good time.

It was a lot better than doing what the rest of them were doing so I did enjoy that like zero turning plugs Well, no, not that that was pretty fucking I'm pretty jealous of that still but Are you gonna give me another one? Oh, yeah, what do you oh you're man in the? Magical mini fridge just not that good. I guess yeah, you're not me I'm in Jake's position. I'm not good at my position. No, I'm still good. I'm not good at my position, you're not good. We're flip-flopped.

We're just playing musical chairs here. Mr. Jork! I think anything goes on the takeover episode. Do you want to flip-flop chairs for a little bit? What are we at? How far into this are we? 48 minutes But the post-production cut we're probably at like 40 minutes right now. Yeah, let's do it like a Like a flip-flop around Robin. Just all move one chair to the right. All right. Yes

It's always weird taking off the headphones like coming back to real life. All righty Right here in the command seat. Yeah, I am back where I belong. I am back where I belong. Oh, it's comfy over here. Cut that seat off. It's warm for you. Where did he see the look to make sure that we're recording on this mic and not?

What are you doing over here? He's not listening. This seat is fucking warm. Might have shit myself out there. All right, ex-host, where do I check to see if it's coming through this mic and not that mic? Uh, can you see the little booboo boop boop boop? Yes. Yeah, there you go All right, whatever Be we fucking recording off so all right, I gotta pee

We do all that for you to go. All right and time outing. This is Let's just talk about how there's a party outside Oh, yeah, and we're recording notes of when to cut this. Yeah, kind of I took one So it's 27 minutes and whatever time that was. Oh, it's in the notes. No one I took the 27 Let's just talk about how we dude. This is a party outside. We're down here recording a fucking podcast. Well we had the opportunity to record a grass studies takeover. We can never turn that down. I know. Yeah that is true. That is 100%. It would be fun to get like a boom mic and just fill

this room up with people and just start fucking going. Yeah. That would be fun to get like a boom mic and just fill this room up with people Yeah, that would be crazy I think like that's something that we should look towards for like the hundredth episode like the actual anniversary Yeah, just get like 15 people down here. We're pretty close army 77 I thought I think this is 76. I think we're at 77. This is the 77th. Yeah, this is the 77th. Yeah We need to do like something big yeah something big This is a good topic. Yeah, I mean while he's not here we can brainstorm 77th ideas But I think the best is a 76 podcast all right. Oh, yeah, let's bring some 76 podcast all right well yeah let's bring some of the hundreds already the one we were on last week

sup boys is 75 okay sorry i'll kill myself but anyways yeah well fuck you fuck you you don't know where you're at fuck are you let's brainstorm some let's brainstorm one some 100 episode podcast. We gotta move out of the room. Yeah, we had to do some out in the game. Yeah. And the yards. Yeah. So maybe game field. What if the beer Olympics is the hundredth episode and we just do it whenever he does

the Olympics is when we record the hundredth, but we just push it whenever he does the beer Olympics is when we record the hundredth But we just push it back to the hundred that would be lit That would be so cool. The only issue is He wanted to have everybody that's ever been on the podcast. So we're gonna be missing Ben and Zane That is true. Those are what like by the way beer Olympics. He's not gonna be here now Spencer. Oh Harder good point cuz I didn't have a partner. I don't have a partner no more Is this Jake Jake Jake you're seeing this. It's all she knows. It's on camera. You're seeing that

Custom that is my custom koozie? That is my custom koozie. My buddy gave it to me for his bachelor. For being his bachelor. Party animal. He did say this is how I think of you. That could be a fun topic. Your olympic's team names. Party animal right there

All right us now. Yeah, we we gotta think about it because my partner is apparently going to California and just Fucking railing me. Yeah, not respecting the game the moral. Yeah, the moral of The beer Olympics. He just wants to fucking shaft me in the ass well that's fisting but like Cartman thing yeah yeah you're fucking me in the ass okay so what's our what should be our team do we go funny or do we go somewhat drinking serious? We gotta go funny.

So come on. We're not serious ever. This is another good topic. Walkout songs. They're doing walkout songs. I already got a walkout song. I have a couple of really good ideas. I got one that you won't turn down. We'll have to.

I already got one. You will never turn down. OK, we'll have to do that post podcast. No, it's podcast. It's podcast material Well, but we can't like listen. Yeah, no, no, we can't listen. That's what I'm saying. So post. Oh, we can right here Which you know the song by heart? You know by heart what you're not hearing this is DMCA'd yeah no one our walkout song you can enter on by saying man that's a walkout but that's serious we need a funny one right we're going now funny no we got a lock in we got a we got a funny name but we got a lock in for a walkout song So we're locking in the same man also because we're literally we're literally Michael vague

George attack name another guy on the Eagles and Michael vague was playing When Michael vague was playing Darren's no now Darren's Fuck the wider the evener. Oh Was no now there's a full plan fuck the white that you were oh uh... the white receiver really bad to reliance on the team now no uh... the guy that was still playing with a couple years ago yeah back

here the pond davante now not the one one of the other smith he got it the body was the Yeah, the Vaughn Devante No, not Devante He got it it was the weak one 70 75 yard pass to end zone Yeah, all right, what about if I extend it to name another Falcons player when he was on the Falcons Falcons player boom he was on the Falcons. Falcons player? Boom. Couldn't tell

ya. So were Michael, Vic and nobody. The layup would have been Shaq and Kobe or just literally any other duo ever. But. Yeah. Alma Falcons? Couldn't tell ya. But. Anyways, team names. I didn't tell you but anyways team names Do but we have to interact Sammy you're from Virginia That would be fun in a tag fan do speaking of did you see that they played a Virginia Tech this weekend? Huh, Metallica played like a live show really? Dude, I was gonna send you Instagram real bit you know gonna send me didn't send me then well yeah, I don't have you I know your Instagram

This look that is like Like a bad motherfucker on Virginia Tech right now Who I don't know his name. He's like But I think he's a D tackle or offensive lineman He's wearing like a number of a defensive tackle or offensive lineman very descriptive You know a number. Yeah. Well like that a 90. Whoa. Yeah, but it's it's not like it's a It's not like a fucking number that he might be a linebacker He might not be type of thing could be a wide receiver. He could be right. Yeah, no He's like

fucking 6-6 And he's just got the war paint going on Yeah, this dude and everyone's saying look out for this guy I mean Virginia Tech always has good prospects, but never a good team like by shawl went to the Jaguars The fastest running back in the combine, you know the one rod I think the one wide receiver with the commanders actually I forget his name Jalen Jalen Lane What's in the commander? There you go?

Anywho what a name again not a fantasy football podcast Segway, I'm just saying our injured song is Sam man. I'm not changing it What for whom the belt holes? Interim by Sam man, I'm not changing If you're dead set on interesting man, that's fine if we're a team we got to think of team names We got to think of team. It's gotta be a funny team name, but we got an inner series to walk in When we listen to this back he did not say enter Sam in by Metallica He said something else and then ended it with Sandman. No, I just say we gotta

I think he said Sandman by Metallica. I think he left out the enter. I forgot the enter. I think he said we gotta walk out the Sandman. Yeah we gotta enter with Sandman. But I got what he was saying. No one knew. He's a hardcore Virginia Tech fan. No I knew that.

He knows. Isn't that like dude who sings like the Mr. Sun? Isn't that like, save me a dream? Isn't that like, dude, he sings like the Mr. Sun? Isn't that like, say me a dream? Isn't that like Sandman something? No. I think so. That sounds, yeah. I don't think it's Sandman.

I think that sounds right. I don't know who it is. I could not tell you who Sandman is. I don't think it's Sandman. It's Spencer's intro song. No. I'm talking Virginia Tech's entrance song to every football home football game. That would be hype.

Oh, yeah. Well, let's think of a team name right here. Right. That would be. See, that's what I was thinking. Funny song. Yeah, Joey. I'm a goofy guy. Yeah. See, that's why I said we should discuss this off the air,

because I think there's a lot of potential for a funny joke song like that. Because think about it. Let's leave the crowd up to question. Hey, let's leave the crowd up to question. Okay, but just think about my part here, right? If we walk into a really like actual hype song like Enter Sandman and then we suck, we look corny. You're not going to suck.

We're not going to suck. But I'm just saying, should that happen, we suck we look corny you're not gonna we're not gonna suck but I'm just saying should that happen we look stupid and corny if we walk into a funny song and we're really good we look confident and awesome but if we walk into a funny song and we suck it's like okay they knew they were gonna suck from the beginning there's no loss to walking into a funny song we gotta we gotta leave the audience up to question. That's, that's the podcast. In the comments below, go first, should it be funny or serious? Yeah, and then give us a team name. Give us a team name. In the comments below, give us a team name. No, we're, we're gonna brainstorm. We haven't come up with a single team name yet no but let's let the commons try to decide our team name

okay in the meantime in the meantime yeah we're gonna we're gonna brainstorm what do you think him what for what team names team names you're gonna bail on me I was gonna text you Monday on what we should think and then legit five minutes later Jake's like we're not doing beer Olympics Yeah, all right. So what before we team names are we doing shirts? Are we doing custom shirts? I Last year, I just bought a white t-shirt Yeah, are we doing that? Might as well. Okay. Yeah, so custom shirts with the TV on crop tops again. Yeah, I will I gotta lose some weight before we do the crop. All right, don't eat for I can't have the Spencer had a little potbelly

Yeah, I had a potbelly going on Dude you're like 170 pounds. 180. Yeah, that's fine. That's what I was last year. Yeah, but your 180 looked a lot better than my 180. No, no chance. So.

If we can run that video back. And then I could. It'd probably look the same. Probably. I took my shirt off in front of the whole party to wrestle you. You did. And your shorts. I was in my underwear? Yeah oh good. Yeah, oh my god

Didn't know that I will just go right now. It's my soul go naked. You can't fight a naked guy I mean the wrestling's in a singlet. I was trying to get in shape. Yeah You didn't know that First time I learned that you had it was like a long underwear that goes to like your knees, whatever, like boxer briefs. Yeah. So they could have been shorts. Could have been, but they-

Don't tell me I went and got naked in my room and put on a new pair of underwear. I don't know what you did after. Oh no. God damn it. I went to your couch when we all like dispersed. Damn. And put on OnyPixel. No, I went to your couch when we all like the spray and Put on only pixel if I could watch that on your TV Yeah, I woke up to him like gold gold

You woke up and then I bothered you more no no no no Rustling I had passable underwear on yeah, yeah, okay, okay? That's fine as long as I didn't have one like some fucking skimps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, that's fine. As long as I didn't have on like some fucking. Some skims. Yeah. Tidy-whity though. Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah. Got one doll hanging. What's our minute today? We're only at 103 with cuts, so we're still, we got plenty of time. Should we just. I mean a 15 minute episode. Should we just cut her and.

No, we probably gotta go another like 10 or 15. And then we can cut her. Cause think a 15 minute episode. No, we probably gotta go another 10 or 15. And then we can cut her. Because think about the cuts and all that stuff. We probably still gotta go a little bit. Alright. We gotta get back up there eventually. We never still haven't brainstormed any team name ideas. No. Well so, what are two things you guys are into? God damn.

The only thing me and Nolan constantly talk about is football. And drinking. And drinking. And never texting each other. Yeah. And never, yeah. Never hitting each other up. And occasionally golf.

So you can do like a... Two way street. I was thinking two way street. I was actually. I was on a road. You do like To a street But that's an inside joke nobody would out like nobody would get that who cares I guess nobody would care but it That's not a bad deal. I don't know if we up to like three way street and then we just drew like a threesome on the road. No, I was thinking how you can do two way street and like one point say like your cock and the other is like, I don't know where else you go.

Oh, your mouth. Well, a cock would typically go in like a vagina. Yeah, that is true. Thank you, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you probably figured that out, yeah. With like arrows or whatever? Yeah, it typically goes-

Like the immerse side? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. All right, now we're thinking. Now no one's getting it. It's like a two-way street with like the passing lines we draw, just a bunch of dicks. Yeah. That is a good one. We're breaking two-way street with like the passing lines we draw just a bunch of dicks That is a good one I don't know you might have just came up with one off the top

I don't know how we can think of something better than that Him you got anything just I was thinking like one of Spencer's just like oh fuck, but that's not like a team one of Spencer's just like oh fuck but that's not like a team yeah like on the back just oh are we gonna have numbers in the back too just we could I mean nine and 420 we could just say fuck it back in 20, I mean we're doing three digit numbers Just the legal out at I can't imagine The phone's not on Are we done well, we probably call it there So hold on. Wait a minute. Should we record this just for

We're gonna have yeah, let's get like a selfie shot of something so we can put it at the end of this YouTube video. Jake's gonna have to put in like a slideshow or something for the time that was missed. Alright, well, the phone died, but we finished the pod, so... How we doing? Yeah, how we doing? Shout out... Anyway, we don't know when it died.

Shout out, Brod! We have all the options. Shout out, Brod! Just wanted to say, that's it. Oh Shut up Want to say that's it. I'm in the host. So thanks for tuning in Alright, well, catch you guys next time.