Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 77: Lets record a podcast
Episode Date: June 2, 2025In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is back in the captain's chair and he is joined by Spencer and former guest Koner. The boys snack on some pretzels and beer nuts and try to chew as lo...ud as possible into their mics. Jake encourages Spencer to go listen to the previous episode which he has vague memory of, Spencer facetimes Ben (Him), and Koner and Spencer talk about some wild party experiences they had when they were living together. To wrap up the episode the boys together devise a fantasy, all inclusive, trip to Vegas and try to see how expensive they can make it. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11
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185?
No, I wouldn't say 100.
Connor.
I had to fucking punch people
to get to my room.
That's true.
He literally said move and got out the way
and shoved them in like...
I wasn't shoving, I was hitting mouths.
I had to get another beer,
George. beer George welcome to the $200 richer podcast I'm Jake and I'm a grass daddy
I'm joined by I'm back in the captain seat y'all. I'm sure you're all glad to have me back
That's my seat last week we had a that's my seat grass daddy's takeover
With Nolan Ben and Spencer. I don't know how it went
Because I wasn't there for it. I mean I did watch it and edit it
But this week we have Spencer back and we have Connor back again.
This is only your second time?
Your third time? Second time, yeah.
This is only your second time?
Only second time.
Well, welcome back.
Glad you're here.
Last time we did an episode centered around
you guys being roommates.
And I mean, just before this episode,
you were talking about how much you hate Connor
and I don't know, we may have to have kind of a Phil, Dr. Phil type conversation.
We might have to.
You guys might need to work out whatever it is, whatever beef it is that's going on with you guys.
All because I was going to grad parties.
Here we go. You were 30 minutes away.
All right. Before we get into that, we're gonna need something to to calm our nerves a little bit
It was these Doritos down my throat
Okay
The old mini fridge got for us let me knock on that might be the quickest mini fridge
Introduction that might have to be chat look it up. That might be the quickest
Introduction we've ever got
The last episode when you guys took over it was pretty quick.
You were like
Knowing those four it was probably real thirsty.
You were like, um, what are we on there? Does the magical mini fridge not produce liquid anymore?
What?
What's going on with that? We got beer nuts. Oh yeah. Beer nuts.
Not D's nuts, but beer nuts. Beer nuts. Let me see that. Well, I mean, I mean, technically
these are magical mini-fridge is known for the beer, but I don't think it's ever produced
food, huh? I, to my memory- Is this the first time it's produced-
It's got like a weird, it's got like a sardine can opening you ever had sardines. I have oh my god
Talk about the nastiest thing you're ever gonna try in your life
They're not that bad like the kind of guy that would be like I kind of like sardines
No, you don't like them. Well, I
That's crisp that's kind of nice. That is kind of nice. Should have done the echo with that.
Well, too late. Maybe next time. Maybe next time it produces some beer nuts.
Did it produce anything? Every what? I just happen to have a clear plastic.
Every what? 76 episodes about? It produces food.
The camera can't pick it up, but back here I have like an arsenal of different like cups and things that are just yeah
Oh, I'm always prepared for whatever the yeah, I produce on camera
I can never see that because I told you I listened to it, and then I watch it
I don't know if you like just picking yourself or not, but it is I can hear everything
Oh
Pretty good. I am man in the mini fridge. Is there anything else in there or is it just beer nuts?
Well, there wasn't but now there is episode sponsored by beer nuts
Okay, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. There was only beer nuts in it and now it's producing something else. Oh wait. So there was that was it and now it produced
something else again. Yeah. First open it. There was nothing else. No, it was just those
beer nuts. Well, this is giving us an idea of how quick the mini fridge actually operates,
which is kind of interesting. I think it knows that we're we're trying to drink tonight.
It's usually good at pinpointing.
So we got we got some Colorado Kool-Aid.
So it's funny that that is what was featured on the last episode
and it's bringing it back again.
That's so interesting.
We got some.
It's so weird.
I can't believe it.
Oh, it's. We got something else. That's so interesting. That looks good. I can't believe it. Oh yeah.
Hit something.
Happy dads.
Happy dads.
I think also there were some of those featured on the last episode.
Shout out to them boys.
Shout out.
Shout out to them.
But on the last episode it was only grape.
This is pineapple.
I'll take a pineapple please. We also got watermelon. Pass one of them over here. I'll have I mean Apple I'll take a pineapple please
we also got them water Malone pass one of them over here I'll have that one I'll
take a pineapple are you uh I don't like watermelon flavored things guy no I
don't like him at all it just doesn't taste the same as wait no you're not I
mean yes you know you're yes yes you're not yes I hate watermelon watermelon
flavored thing right it's not the same as a like if you cut into a rate I feel Yes, you're not. Yes, I hate watermelon flavored things.
It's not the same as if you cut into a regular watermelon.
I feel like that's one of those flavors of artificial flavors
that is very controversial between different people.
A lot of people are like, I don't like watermelon flavored
things.
I think all fruit punch flavors are the same.
I'll do you one different.
I like watermelon flavored things, but I don't like watermelon
Today I
I'm gonna put you not like water. I will well say this watermelon flavored things and watermelon
Don't taste at all similar. No. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I like watermelon things,
but I do not like watermelon.
So I'll put you on something.
My grandma used to have these,
you know the strawberry bomb bombs?
Oh yeah.
That is about as close to a strawberry flavor
as you're gonna get to a real strawberry.
And there's just something about like-
Like the wrapper with the strawberry print on it. Yeah. I will eat those all day. I would eat your grandma. Your grandma's
candy. I probably would too. Is she hot? I mean the candy's are hot. All right, so Alright, so what's your I get a I get a question now speaking of fruit
so is your
favorite fruit
Also your favorite artificial fruit taste
So I
Don't know if I necessarily have an artificial fruit taste.
Well, you know what I mean though, like that's not watermelon.
That's like, that's what I consider artificial.
Right.
And I don't know if I even necessarily have a favorite fruit either.
I mean, I have certain fruits I like, but like, let's say I like Honeycrisp apples.
There's no, the apple flavored candy things
don't taste anything like apple.
But would you say it's your number one
artificial taste also?
No, when it comes to artificial taste,
I really like blue raspberry raspberry or just raspberry strawberry
Grape is good. But sometimes I like great too strong. I like candy mines the same
I'll basically never turn down a candy mine's the same though
I like my favorite fruit is grapes and I also my favorite artificial is great
But again, they don't taste anything alike I think no but if
you eat a peach ring that's about as close to a peach sure I think that is
like the closest when you in regards like candy I would agree with that
sentiment okay I want you to try these because I
already okay so these are kind of day okay so these are like those roll like
those pretzels but they're like but they're like dots. They're like dots
But they're not days like cool ranch three
But I got cool ranch Doritos and and I want you guys to try these what you got cool ranch Doritos right there
That's the flavors. That's the flavor is cool. Oh shit. Okay, so the the flavor of the pretzels is cool ranch Doritos
So is there a chip taste on top of the pretzel? No, no
It's just the stuff they put on it's just cuz they got a brand deal. Yeah, and it tastes
These I'm a smell guy. Okay, I always know no it smells legit and it tastes even more legit
Okay, they're like not they are okay, they're good now I want you to try no, okay, okay Okay, I just want you
Just one time
All right, so this is this is dope pickle okay, and I just want you to smell the bag
Smells awful my it smells now. I am a little congested lately, but okay all right smell that no
Okay, no yeah
Alright, smell that. Oh, I know.
Okay.
No, yeah.
Okay, now taste it.
My first reaction was crazy.
It hits you right away, dude.
It hits you like a, just right away.
It hits right away.
That's stronger than that one in my opinion, and knowing that, he's gonna eat those all
night.
I don't love like dill pickle, like Lay's chips.
No, me neither, but those are so these are good
399 at Walmart or hi V and now he's gonna oh that's shock. We're either gonna lose all our viewers from our
Or we're gonna make them all hungry
Grabbing dick over there. What's going on? You're grabbing my leg, bro I'm a, everyone's still in the shot. Yeah.
We would be a sponsor's nightmare for just like, we've got happy dads, Coors light,
beer nuts, rollin gold.
We're wearing Adidas, John D. And juice world.
Yeah.
I was looking at the shoes I was wearing. We're wearing Adidas John D. And Juice World. Yeah.
I was looking at the shoes I was wearing.
Shout out Brod's. Juice World probably listening to this episode.
Oh you got a core site there.
He's an expert. On what? Core site?
At sitting in that chair. he knows I know I'm getting close look
He will not let you not have a break a beverage
It's a drinking podcast
There was times in college like we would come to Lincoln was he always like this
Yes, and he would just be like,
he'd look and he'd stare at you and watch you drink
and right as it got to like a quarter left,
he was fast walking to the bar,
knew exactly what you were drinking
and then he'd be like, I got you another one.
I'm just like, I don't need it.
He goes, finish it now.
I'm just like, okay.
Now, why do you think you were like this?
This is dr. Phil impression, I know how was that was that okay talking to you, bro
Hey because he's a pussy and he needed a little bit
Just a little bit right here
That's the distance you want. Yep, because he was a pussy. Don't you don't don't cup it
Okay So you're trying to make him get on your level
Yeah, he only got on my level one time and he was throwing up
No, wasn't it the anything the white lie party plus the anything but a cup when I mmm that that one. Oh
That Jim beam honey. Yes, that was bad when you fucked a hole in the wall. No, I didn't actually do that Plus anything but a cup when I mmm that that one. Oh that Jim Beam, honey
Yes, that was bad when you fucked a hole in the wall. No, I didn't actually do that
That was the night where you put the sticky tits on me the chicken
Yes, that on your tits that night. I had to crawl through your window. We did yes, but but I want to
What was it? Oh, the white lie.
He was kinda on my level.
You guys are need, you're gonna need to elaborate
because I have no idea what you're talking about
and I'm sure they don't either.
I'm talking about the white lie.
One of the white lie parts we used to have.
What is that?
Okay, you wear a white t-shirt
and you write something on the t-shirt
that you know that you write is true,
but you're saying it in a false manner so
it's like you like for you his way wise i have a twin yes his twin died my twin died upset when
we were five months old and he goes yo i have a good one for you wait wait wait so you have to
say something that's true so sounds like a lie yes so for you you like my shirt would say i hate
to cut grass but you I hate to cut grass
But you do like to cut grass cuz your grass that mine was I've never blacked out. It's a good reference. I was a good
Yours was I've never blacked out. Yeah, which is true. Yes, but that's the joke
No, I couldn't it's not true, but I couldn't wait that yeah, that's not true
Yeah, that's why I put it on a shirt. It's a white lie. Yeah
So like so I never blacked out George a blackout every goddamn weekend
I blacked out on the pod two weeks ago. You seriously don't remember anything
Very little I remember switching seeds
So then you very so then you should go back and listen to it because it really wasn't that bad
I listen to it and listen to it. Yeah, I line was not posted
Oh, it's not I'll post it before this one. Okay, but I lined it up and listened to it while I was playing farming simulator
some grass Eddie
Shut on John we could we cutting grass or you playing I was cutting grass
I'm farming silage right now because it's a good starter to get
If you want to get into it want to get into it I can
get into it I can tell you what I can tell you what my method is of what
farming oh yeah I need it all right so basically like when you start out you
can do like start from scratch or you can do farm manager and you can get like
a good amount of money you've played it yeah I know what I know what it is. I'm just like so I was watching your method right what you do
so I downloaded a map cuz I I don't love playing the base game map cuz it's always like
It's like a million fields that are like tiny and I would rather play a map that has like
Not as more diverse and more expensive
So like are you like looking for something more diverse?
Than that like base man wants something. I don't know you want something simple I
Guess I don't know I found a map It was like a Minnesota base map and the fields were a lot bigger
And I'm like that's that's better in my opinion you get a bigger field so you don't have to like jump around from field
The field they're not 80 acre fields are like 260 I That's that's better in my opinion you get a bigger field so you don't have to like jump around from field to feel
They're not 80 acre fields are like 260. I
Don't know. I can't remember but
The fields are pretty expensive on this map and I was watching videos on like what the best crops are and I think
That they've technically determined that grass silage is the most profitable crop
because you only have to plant it once.
You don't have to plant and cultivate multiple times.
So it makes sense.
So eliminates cost for like seed and stuff like that.
And it grows and is harvestable like four times a year versus like if you did corn it's like
Once a year. Yeah, you can harvest grass like four times a year and then if it turns
Yeah, just basically quadrupling your profits. Yeah, I just learned more about farming simulator and this last five minutes
And I you know what's funny
Hit me. Ah, so to answer your question. Yes. I was farming grass. I am a grass daddy. So it's applicable
but
Going off of that topic my buddy
and and
To finish my thought I was listening to the episode and it was good. I found myself laughing. It was good
Yeah, you times. I'm sure I'll be laughing you were slurring a lot, which is to be expected, but it was good you have few times I'm sure I'll be laughing you were slurring a lot which is to be expected but it was coherent and it was it was a
good episode we when I like blacks out and he starts talking we call it he's
speaking cursive because nobody understands a damn thing he's saying I
do no but that was probably fine I'm talking like prime college days and his
prime it was like nobody knew I'll show you I'll show you it
Okay, I have it edited. I can show you cursive. Just let me finish the mini fridge
Let me delete a couple more of these happy dads at the mini fridge provided if you want Spencer back in his prime
You got to get Natty ice. I have Natty Ice and he refuses to drink them. I know because he understands that's what gives him horrible
hangovers and horrible like it leads to very bad. I'm interested to see you. Horrible hangovers?
It leads to horrible nights. I plan on deleting this fridge with you guys. Okay, I'm deleting it. And I'm curious to see if these happy dads will give me a hangover or not.
I'm gonna finish it.
Now, I don't know why you slid me this, Colorado Kool-Aid, but...
It was...
I chuckled when you said Colorado Kool-Aid at the beginning of the episode.
You're like, oh, Colorado Kool-Aid.
Oh, you got me another pineapple.
Anyways, what were you saying?
No, that's fine.
And your answer is I forgot.
Oh, so go off your farming simulator thing.
One year.
So my buddy, my buddy's dad's a farmer and he, uh, he does like cows cows grain so like harvest like corn beans and whatnot and he does hey
One year we had a really like heavy rain year like throughout the summertime
And he harvested
His grass twice and he goes you don't understand how rare this is.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Because like to go through, you got to go through twice again or what?
To harvest for it to be long enough to cut twice.
Because you got to think like it's got to grow enough to where you can actually
get a substantial amount of hair out of it.
And then once you cut it down, it's's gotta be like stunt the shit out of it
Oh, but then the fact that it grew back twice. Yeah grew back long enough again
It must have been like ideal growing conditions that and the fact that like it was raining so much that year
Like we're still getting like good
But it was like we're getting good rains in July and that's when he cut for the second time
I almost want to combine the two
I'm sorry. I was mean we got you were looking at me like you want some
We got a podcast clip we got a thing
We got a podcast clip we got a thing not good
We got a thing not good my boy doesn't like dill pickle here. I'm fucking kill you
I'm fucking kill you
See this is what you're talking about the beginning here. Here's a better one. It says cool ranch. I swear God I hope you guys like no it's It's a school ranch. I swear God. I hope you guys like
Looking at I said he took it I was like And you're like, yeah, I'll take some soon.
And then I was thinking about, while I was not listening to his story,
I was like, I think what,
I kinda wanna combine the two.
When I finish these,
I kinda wanna mix up the two of them in here.
Cause I bet it would be pretty good.
Can I have some?
Beer nuts?
Yeah.
You want some?
Do you want me to get you guys a plastic cup? You want a plastic
cup? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Bert Christchurch. Hold on. Good. That wasn't that good.
Yo, my your while you're gone. I'm gonna get a special guest on the horn. Oh boy
You're talking about pig
Jane It's gotta be saying Courtney
Who is it chill you'll figure it out
You want some dill pickle? What are you doing?
You're on a special episode of the grass stage podcast
Yeah
Oh boy, oh
Him what's up, dude
Plastic cups. We're not really talking about much. We're just basically eating
Eating hey, hey, why don't you let me have the beer nuts? And then you can just take some for yourself dude the magical mini fridge gave us beer nuts
No shit? No shit. I just split them evenly.
Is it the first food product?
It is.
It's hooking us up, dude.
That's what, yeah, yeah.
Jake said it is the first food product.
100%.
It's more than a fridge now.
It's more than a fridge?
I have eaten before on this thing.
Okay. Oh my God.
Thank God that wasn't open.
Christ Almighty, you need to talk to that guy.
That's mine, that's yours. Golly yours I have eaten before on the pod but
this is the first time yeah it's given us a fruit product are you all right over
there if you get too big of a mouthful you spat some of them back a little
backwash so I listened to your guys's episode you recorded without me today and it was pretty good. We started off hot.
I feel like it might have slowed down.
No I think you guys maintained pretty much the whole time.
That's pretty good.
I was, I put it on, like I lined it up with the video, the audio and the video and I was
just playing like Xbox, specifically farming grass on farming simulator.
There we go.
I was going gonna include that.
While I was listening to you guys
and there was a couple times,
really the only times I had to cut
was when you guys were like making me cut.
When you were just like, we're going to the bathroom,
cut, cut, and you guys like stopped talking
and like were checking your phones.
So I would have left it all in pretty much.
Spencer's like, now we're not cutting phones. So I would have left it all in pretty much Well
Well, there was a whoa, whoa, whoa like I'm over here god damn it
Well, then at one point Nolan came back from the bathroom
It was just like so we're gonna cut everything you guys said, right? And I was just like well, no they were
I cannot I can't wait to watch this. I'll show you it. What was that? Wasn't it about when I was like, someone asked me about my internship or something? Was it
that part? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Spencer were talking
about your internship and then Spencer, Ben came back from the bathroom. I'm sorry. Nolan
came back from the bathroom pissing yeah see
this is one of those side conversations I can't focus it's eight o'clock in
Cali yeah that's what I was saying 850 but yeah Nolan came back from the
bathroom and we're just like so I could when I was in the bathroom I couldn't
the only thing I could think to talk about we're cutting all this out right and I was just like as I was listening I didn't I mean I I'm I cut it a little bit so I
would so it didn't include the part where he's like we're cutting this but I
think it was pretty cohesive and I thought it was a good episode I think you
guys killed it honestly I
Mean Spencer he was slurring quite a bit. I don't remember it, but I remember together I remember moving chairs at the
You don't even you were putting the team on your back no
Nolan is pretty good at steering the ship. It's kind of like
Let's try Nolan is pretty good at steering the ship
it's kind of like um
It's kind of like if Jake had a son that knew exactly how to put like the way I would describe it if the analogy Of the episode was a canoe right
Ben is
In the middle doing a lot of the rowing
Nolan is in the back steering and Spencer's up front deciding where to go.
It's all like here, here. He's like, we're going to go here. We're going to go here.
Nolan's like, okay, let's, okay, we'll try to make it. That's like the Pirates of the
Caribbean. This is just all over the place. Right. Yeah. There was a bunch of times where
Nolan was like, this is the least interesting podcast ever and I was like, mmm
We've had some probably we've had some bangers
Episode four check out episode four shout out episode four shout out zane on them
I think I need to go pee so I don't get a UTI
All right, I'm gonna pass you back. So we're not just talking to you the whole time
Yeah, all right. Bye Ben
Miss you. I miss you. I'm sorry. I didn't come to your party last week
Imagine he's like who is that talking in the back? Oh, hey, do you know who this is? Oh
Thank God, he's such a good God. He's such a good kid.
He's such a good guy.
Okay, hey.
I'll call you in two hours.
Well, it'll be ten, so yeah.
Jake just poured it into the mic.
You should have done the echo. I Anyways, I'll call you in two hours. That was the most I've ever farted directly
All right
Never coming back, Andy.
What are you talking about?
Ben, he's asking if he's ever going to come back.
He goes to school here.
He's on an internship.
He has to come back to graduate.
He already graduated.
His parents live here.
No, he didn't.
He didn't walk.
How do you know?
Because you said he didn't walk.
Because I asked you when we were at Sandy's three weeks ago.
That's because you chose not to because you said I'd rather drink, I'd rather day drink
than go walk. So. Sorry.
Spencer, I know it's your lifelong dream to become a police officer.
Oh, here we go. Is it, was that actually your
motive when you took criminal justice? Yeah
We can't hold me what
We don't have to talk about this wait, I'm I'm lost what did you want to talk about?
I was just because you took criminal justice. I was just
Do you have anything you wanted to discuss pertaining to that subject? Yeah. Like what was some of your
goals? I guess I like for me and but like we talk about me
enough. Like mine was psychology because I wanted to be like a
therapist. I'm obviously now a grass daddy. I mean, great one.
Well, I
Don't necessarily think I was thinking about a degree when I chose criminal justice
Like you didn't think he would make it through no, I knew I was gonna make it through
Well, what do you mean?
It was basically
Is the easiest subject I could take so I could get drunk as much as possible
You want to know what he saw a year before he was finishing. So it'd been when I was graduating
he goes
Randomly comes in the house. He goes. Hey, I picked up a minor. I was like I was like what?
I was like you picked up a minor. I immediately thought like a minor isn't like a person.
He goes, no, no, no, I picked up a minor.
Like just because.
I said, why?
He goes, I just felt like partying more.
I don't wanna leave.
He did it so he could party an extra year.
Isn't that crazy?
So you are literally the definition of a guy that went to school to party. Yes. What is that movie?
But guess what neighbors?
No, what is his name old school old school? Yeah, would they join a frat?
They just make their own frat and they're out of school. No the dude that is it when he goes
school. No, the dude that is it when he goes Frank the tank. I'll do one. No, he goes. There's one thing good about college. Oh, Dazing Confusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's one good thing about. Yeah, that's my motto as I get. No, that's not my motto.
That is my motto. Say it now. Go ahead and say as I get older older they always stay the same age they do I was a great 17 minus
what is it like 17 minus that's the great thing about high school girls as
I get older he said I thought he said college no no he said hi it was high
school that movie do you remember when we first watched that show?
Or that movie?
Probably not, it was probably Hammer.
I think you were, and Carson was like, he said every time they say,
so we decided to do a drinking game, every time they say,
Hey man, because they say hey man a lot.
Hey man.
Connor, do you remember that time?
So every time they said hey man, we took a shot. I'm not shot
Yeah, I've never been so obliterated my entire life besides my 21st birthday
Don't you remember that one time I went to class and they go dude
I walked out of class to go throw up in the bathroom. He told me that
He's not facetiming me. I was in bed. Mr. George. I went to class all fucked up out of my mind
Had to leave class mid class to go throw up
That wasn't my fault, okay
Those degrees do you want me to fill you guys in on a little?
But I'm not trying to pull me hole in your story, but I can say
with absolute certainty you didn't make it through the whole movie doing shot every time.
Maybe it wasn't a shot, maybe it was just a drink. It probably was like a drink. I guarantee
it was a drink. The phrase, hey man, is a frequent part of the dialogue in Dazed and
Confused and it's difficult to provide an exact count while the word man
Appears over 200 times. Okay, so it man isn't used that frequently
Okay, so maybe it was just like a drink. It wasn't like finish your drink, but it's just a drink
No, no
we did we did a
drink for that, but we did a shot for a different thing and
Then we did a finish your drink for
It was no you like you were there. No, and it was a finish see finish your drink for something that was barely said
I'm just trying I'm trying to help you out.
Am I doing a good job?
I'm just spitting all over my fucking.
Am I doing a good job?
You're perfect.
Oh thank you.
I appreciate that.
You called me perfect.
You put that thing back.
What is this thing called by the way?
That is a pop filter.
Is it just to like prevent the like.
So when you go pp pp it doesn't like blow out the mic Because this screen catches the like the wind the and the
That's why pop
It catches that so that's why a lot of like people who like when they record labels they have this in front of there
It's a okay. That makes it's basically so it doesn't just blow out
Okay, that makes sense. It's basically so it doesn't just blow out the mic
whenever you say P. Basically because Mr. George
is professional.
And it helps the people listening.
Well, it just makes it so it doesn't blow out the mic
when you say the wrong word.
I will say these microphones are really nice
because before you got these,
because you had those blue snows or whatever they're called.
Yeah, blue snowball.
Yeah, so before we did.
So when you had those on my TV when I watch the YouTube video
I'd have to crew my day so loud and then when you got these and then when we would get loud my
Lord you get loud than how to turn it down
Yeah, so loud parts were super loud and the quiet parts were super quiet with these it's kind of one level and I can
Use with the snowballs, you know, about 15 minutes in, we're gonna get louder.
30 minutes in, better start turning the TV down.
That's a good point.
An hour in, you better have that at one
because it's really loud.
Well, and also those were USB.
You're gonna knock this over.
Those were USB and these are XLR,
which is a different connector. are we gonna make a beer mid
Want to stack mine honey, so I do have a couple sub. I mean this okay
So I've have a couple sub-time in this okay, so I've got a couple
Wait hold on hold on wait wait wait give me I had I already had wild cherries or another pineapple I had
Yeah, there should be because I had two and they comes in a pack of 15 right
Or is it 12?
Pineapple love because I had I just have lemon line right now.
Wait, hey, remember when we were in here messing around that one day when we were in there when we were doing it?
Wait.
Why are you guys are failing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Like messing around in here.
Like we were like, look, we just passed Daddy's podcast.
And you just start laughing.
And you know how I did the-
Here's the lemon line.
You were changing the dial to the- Mm yeah the the chew the five gum thing because
when we were top cats we would we literally, when we were top cats,
they'd give every team a megaphone
as if we need a megaphone.
It was a bad idea.
And every day it was just like, we'd do that.
It was just so funny.
And he would take that siren and he'd just wave it around
for no reason whatsoever.
I got vidGIS.
Okay, so your topic that you want to talk about?
Well, I just got a couple topics here. You in the last episode Spencer was like, um,
I they were like, we don't know what to talk about. Oh, wait, George has a couple things jotted down here. So like I have notes. Yeah
He's learning so
Basically, I like to I like to stay mentally engaged throughout the day throughout the workday. Oh, yeah
My mind is always moving and working.
You know, I don't go autopilot. And it just doesn't happen with me.
I stay engaged.
I'm autopilot right now.
I know, the synapses are firing.
The neurons are flowing.
So when I come up with ideas, sometimes I'll be like,
this would be a fun podcast topic.
I'll jot it down in my notes. So when they were recording, they be like, this would be a fun podcast topic. I'll jot it down in my notes.
So when they were recording, they were like,
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Joy just said jot it down here.
There's something in here.
What are you looking for?
So they tried to rattle off one of my ideas
that I had jotted down.
They kind of missed a little bit for what I was going for
So
I had jotted this down
What is something that you're afraid would get you cancelled by the boys?
and what you guys
You guys are like what is something that would make the boys not want to hang out with you is basically what you came to
But that's not necessarily what I meant
because in the last episode they talked about like
If I said I would come over and then I didn't come over or something like that kind of like you did but no
You yeah, and we'll talk about that but what I meant was like what is I was thinking of it more along the lines of like
Trends all the like cringy. Well, like you know when people are just like what's your guilty?
Your guilty pleasure. Yeah, like what's your guilty pleasure like music or playlist or whatever? Yeah, and I'll give you an example
I have because this will be mine. I'll give you an example
Because this is kind of where I was at jerking off when cam face times you know
It's just unfortunate timing
So we were aerating the golf course at work and I was sitting on the tractor for like the whole I was sitting on a
Tractor for like a week and I was running out of things. Yeah, it was play like 10 hours a day
on a tractor for like a week and I was running out of things. Yeah, it was probably like 10 hours a day and I was running out of things and I can
hear you and we were running out of things to listen to.
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
What the hell?
I was running out of things to listen to and so I was just thinking about.
What is he doing?
Perfect. Right there.
It falls every time.
Don't touch it. Just leave it.
Okay.
So.
You're on the tractor.
I was on the tractor. I was singing about things to listen to.
And I thought, in my synapsis firing brain,
you know what sounded good that I kind of want to listen to
right now who are you calling it doesn't matter this this is gonna
completely derail go ahead no it's not I'm listening he's not gonna answer
anyways well then why are you calling him? Who is it? What if he's calling me right now? What if he's calling me?
Is your phone ringing dumbass? Who are you calling?
Didn't matter
You're synonymous on the track rice. I was sitting on the tractor and I wanted to listen to something
I had been listening to a bunch of podcasts tractor and I wanted to listen to something I had been listening to a bunch of
Podcasts already. I wanted to listen to something different. Yeah, and I thought about when we are in eighth grade and we watch the newsies. Oh
I haven't heard that with Christian Bale
And I was like I'm gonna listen to the newsies soundtrack. Yeah, and then it dawned on me like
This is something that like if I told Ben or Spencer, they'd
be like, what?
What were you listening to?
So then the topic came to my mind.
What is something that would get you canceled by the boys?
So my example was listening to a musical.
I'm sorry.
Guilt.
I mean, guilty pleasure. No, it's got some good songs. It does have some good
songs. I will give them out. Might not get canceled by all the boys. I will say for me,
I mean, I'm not going to lie. This might seem like very like normal, but like when I'm driving
to work, you know, I'm trying to like, you know
This is the whole point it's about being vulnerable. Yeah
Vulnerability, it's that's my whole hand because I know he's gonna say something that's gonna make me mad
No, that's exactly the point No, I on the way to work. You're trying to you know, you're tired, you know, you need something to wake you up
I'm not gonna lie. I will from time to time put on like, you know that crazy
Top-tier white girl music from like the early 2000s like I'm talking like for delicious and stuff like that
You know that kind of love that song. Okay, so I'll talk to me
I will blare that not just that song but you got burger. This is kiss kiss by Chris, you know
Okay, I'll put it, you know airplanes by Bob, you know some you know, I will Blair the the stuff
I don't think I could ever cancel you but Spencer obviously could cuz he's he's like you're down
Here down here down here down. You sound like the girl with her heads. Yeah, you're done
Some of the things when she's getting proposed is she's just like
Like fuck you! Yes.
It goes like, from one end of the spectrum of polar opposite to the other end and just like that.
And it's so funny.
She's like, I love you so much. She's like, fuck your cunt!
And then the guy's just standing around like, and her and then the guys are standing around like in her
family in the background it's just like trying not to laugh because they're just
like it's so funny okay anyways what's good you oh I got I got huh can you
imagine before they realized she had a condition and her mom was like, that would be bad. Mom was like, what?
You gotta wake up for school.
And she's like, ballsack!
Before her family knew the condition.
Oh yeah.
They were probably like, what?
And she's like, fuck you.
Fuck you.
They're, they're all over Instagram.
Like, and I'm telling you, this is the reason why I think Instagram is more is more popular in my opinion Instagram
Reels are unhinged compared to tik-tok
I'm so afraid to open up the things that he sends me at school because I'm on the school Wi-Fi for one and two
Okay, he changes one video changes my algorithm and all of a sudden I just
When he's done I want to put my piece in okay, tell me I'm done go ahead. Okay, you're done
Yeah, um, is this about what we get you camped by the boys? No, this is about algorithm things
Is this about what would get you camped by the boys? No, this is about algorithm things. Okay
the the reason I sent him this shit is because
Benjamin all the way
Sends me this stuff changes my algorithm. You know like I need to fuck someone else's up. Yeah
I'm and that's exactly what I do I Learned got on a VPN. Ben is not on the school Ben Wilson
He I swear to God this dude has it down to a science. I don't know if this is true
I don't know if it's true, but I feel like he has it down to a science where he can send you
the perfect amount of like reels and it just
Changes your algorithm. Oh, yeah
Here I will open like all the things he sends me go back to Instagram
My reels are boom changed
To whatever he's sending me. It's crazy. I don't know. I don't understand it
I don't know how many reels you have to send so they've got it figured out's crazy. I don't know I don't understand it I don't know how many reels you have to send so
They got shit figured out I think Ben's got it figured out
Like he's trying to like he's in Silicon Valley now
God, I feel like he's trying to shout out Ben shout out
Our Cali
Spencer I want you to get vulnerable what something that would get you canceled by the boys
You guys talked about crying and I'm like, I want to give a little bit more
I want you to get personal and deep more personal than that. I want you Connor. I've been
I want you to get personal and deep. More personal than that.
I want you.
Connor, I've been.
Personal.
Like a guilty pleasure.
Yeah, like you're like, like I if you're like, like,
I love watching the Powderpuff Girls or you like to bake.
With an oven apron or whatever, not not an oven apron, but.
Bitch, I lived with you for how many years?
Have you ever seen me bake anything?
I don't know if Courtney's
changed you or not. Hell no! Courtney baked for me! That's true. That's true. I've seen it.
You'll wake him up and be like if you don't have anything that's fine I don't
know if you're just us what do you think hardening off stone of a man. Living with you
for three years I would say maybe you for three years, I would say the most.
Maybe sleeping in the bathroom because I'm so fucked out of my gourd.
Oh man, I would say.
Oh, God, I can't even think of it.
Honest to God, living with him for three years.
I can't think of anything.
What gets you emotional? Let's start there.
The Vikings losing a football game.
That is, yep. There you go.
That that that's about as
I'm not saying I'm not saying mad. I'm saying like no like he like he gets emotional
Like I remember when he when I first met him when the Minnesota miracle what?
What's something that gives you goosebumps
The Minneapolis miracle NTA
Like watching the Nebraska Tunnel walk bumps. The Minneapolis miracle. NTA 25.
Like watching the Nebraska tunnel walk.
I don't know.
Maybe like at the game stone faced person.
If I'm at the game, the tunnel walk will give me goosebumps. But if I'm not,
I mean, we went to it on TV a hundred times.
We went to a game together.
I'm just trying to figure out what causes raw emotion
from you to flow.
That's what I'm trying to get Connor to.
I would say like, relationships brings out
those raw relationships.
You know what gives me goosebumps?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hit me.
Fucking a good party.
That is true
Connor see me break out. Oh my god. I
Like fucking they get just injected myself with 200 milligrams of steroids ready for this party
Every year when we were living at the froth house Jersey party
We would have a party on what's that? What's that? Jersey party is where where you to get in you had to be wearing a jersey
It could be any sport, but it was just a jersey like a team jersey
Yeah, team Jersey of it so like high school people would wear any school
You could wear practices or you could wear like a Michael Jordan jersey
You know just to get in and we did it on senior night of the boys basketball and and it was just a tradition
We did and there was one year because how did it on senior night of the boys basketball and and it was just a tradition we did and there's one year
It's because how did it start?
Come up. Come on, buddy. I came the most bait
What do you mean how to start? I walked down the hallway
over his fuck
Connor you got to know this is like six years ago. It's been a long time
You don't remember. I remember this like it was yesterday. I
I'm getting old funny how I'm getting old though. How his memory comes in and out depending
Yeah, I don't remember it and then he goes oh, I remember this thing from five years ago, okay
I walked down the hallway okay
Hung over his fuck doesn't remember two weekends ago, but he remembers six years ago like it was fucking just happy
I'm walking down the hallway hung over his fuck. You're sitting on the chair right?
No sitting on the chair right side
This wall
Saturdays are for the boys flag. Yeah, you're right. Yes Yes, I understand. Right next to the hallway. Yep. I look over,
Connor, should have a party tonight. And you go, I'm down. And I go, no, I'm down. We
should have a party. And you go, yeah, dude, I'm down and I go We should make a theme
And then you go what kind of theme and I said
I was eating for the party
I
Do remember this now? Okay, so and then I go we should do a Jersey party
So this was his first year living so this is my junior year his sophomore year his first year living in froth also getting the full
like year his first year living in Froth House so getting the full like party house
like like feel and yeah I remember him saying that and when I say you remember
how when he talked about our landlord said our our electricity bill was
through the roof because of the AC being on yeah I remember that I remember there
was like I think at least 85 plus people in this place and it was bumping like our stereos are our stereo
But like
You shot that by
So loud 185
No, I won't say 100. I want to 100 honor
I'd say like once I had a fucking punch people to get to my room
people to get to my room. That's true. That's true. He said move and he got out the way and just shoved them in
like I wasn't shoving. I was hitting mouths. I had to get
another beer George. My beer's in my room. Why was your beer
in your room? Cuz he had a cuz I live there. A mini fridge.
Not a magical one but a mini fridge. So So basically this just entire this entire
Atmosphere just made you
Feel so encapsulated with emotion
Beyond oh, oh, yeah that
We're about him that you're worried that the boys would cancel you for it. I wouldn't be worried
I would hope they wouldn't cancel me for literally probably.
We went through the rabble for nothing.
Well, technically, I probably would have just.
We did.
I probably would have just like, jizzed my pants
because I was so excited.
OK, so how about this?
Have you ever been to like a Starbucks?
No.
OK, have you ever been to like.
Why the fuck would I go to a Starbucks?
That would be something that you would be like, what's the most?
Okay, let's just let's cut all the bullshit. Okay. All right. What's the most feminine thing you've ever done?
You know what that means I got a pedicure with cam
There we go. Why didn't I start with that here?
I don't know if you like pedicures that that could be your answer for something. I don't like them
But I just say you do so we can say that it's something you would get. Okay, so another thing
Say you just say I love pedicures ready one two three
He looked at me and was like, I'm not saying this. I'm not going to say it.
Spencer loves pedicures, but it makes
me think a little bit lesser than you of a man,
but I still love you and I won't cancel.
How about this?
Kim made me go.
I'm just joking.
It's just all part of the bed.
Oh, OK.
So what'd they do?
What'd they do? Did they clip your nails? What did they do what they do
Do they clip your nails? Like what do they do?
I've never had a pedicure. Yeah, like really what happens?
Hey, hey, I don't know they clip my nails and did they yeah
Was it like in a little like bath or whatever thing? I think yeah like a little
Yeah, like a little war pole and they were speaking Vietnamese, right? Did they like say like you want nail polish? Yeah, they did they did do that
Yes, they asked you you're just like yeah, and I look over a black nail balls with a
when I
when I went in when I went in I
Everything she said to me. I just looked at cam and cam would either shake his head. Yes or no
So okay, so in there a few times. I'm guessing probably
Because I would look over at him and he'd go. Yes
Are you are you
Putsy with me over here. I'm not playing foots with you. I'm not seeing you. Don't get me canceled.
No, but I think grabbing your friend's dicks every five seconds
would might be warranted canceling.
But he likes it.
Literally on the way into the house.
Maybe.
George is struggling to find the key.
And I just feel this whole.
Did he reach up underneath?
He reached underneath and just goes.
Yeah, I was getting wet.
I had to grab.
I was like, Spencer, ow, ow, ow.
And he goes, just let it happen.
He was getting wet.
Let it happen.
I was getting wet.
You know what could get me canceled?
Just imagine this, but it was like every day living with him.
It was like, I honestly- it was like I honestly how are
you alive I swear to God there's so many moments where I was like he loves it he
he loves to scare me because he knows I get scared so easily but like when it
comes to horror movies I don't but like somebody no no I do but I'm just saying
horror movies don't scare me but when people jump out in front of me in real life or like or like sneak up behind me
I get freaked out.
I'm the boogie man. I'm coming to get you.
He would literally just like be like he crawl in this weird like
Like I don't know he's just like I can come in to get you.
I'd be like
He does look like a little gremlin.
I got so many videos of like when we were quarantined, remember?
And we stayed up till 4 AM and I took videos of him.
Where are the Millers taking turns joking off?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have videos of Connor drinking off Tengen Brands. No, you don't.
That's what you think.
No, you don't.
I made you delete those.
I made you delete those.
Remember that crack between our two closets?
Oh, yeah, we could hear everything from both rooms.
So like my closet was the bigger man whore.
What the fuck are you looking at me for?
No, I was looking at you to see what you were going to say.
Huh?
What are you going to say?
It's not even.
Are you sure?
It's even?
It's even, Steven.
Okay.
That's fair.
I plead the fifth.
No, I plead the fifth.
Shake hands and go like this.
I don't want to touch his dirty
Sounds from the sounds, but he wasn't touching it himself
Okay, I have the video you wanna see it you wanna see a picture from the fall house
Guys wanna hear my Spencer impression?
Yes.
Wow!
What is that?
That hair!
It's not loading.
God dang it. Oh, wait, ready? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ That's Connor you
We would just crawling around
This is when we were quarantined and so when we came back having fever bad, we would get bored Oh my god, when did you bleach your hair? Okay, I'd you put your hair? He bleached it your junior year, right?
I don't know whenever Cassie did it. It was during kovat like when we came back from the corn like just for fun
Yeah, he can't he had the mullet and he goes
Was that fit?
It was March right no August August oh that I
Know who that was. Can we not show this? Can show no you can show I don't know you gotta ask him
It's his
It's it's like don't show the camera. I'll give you hints. Okay. Yeah
Okay, you can take any guesses okay like you get to know that you know that was someone else
I was someone else okay, and let's just say I heard that I could hear
Yeah, I had one of those six hours
I had one of those and I was like it's so convenient how you could only have this ability when we're at my place
Yeah, oh, yes, that wasn't even I know it was only his
That was that was the one that did it and I said get the fuck out
Yeah, he literally, I said how.
As it was happening or after?
After.
After.
Once I figured out what it went out on.
Because if I knew, so what would happen is
if he knew someone was over at my,
like to come over to hang out with me or vice versa,
like he would be like, how was it?
And I'd just be like, it was good.
But for like it
Oh, yeah, I didn't exactly
So like for him I'd be like everything good he goes I kicked her out
What it's like an episode of Jersey Shore he'd be like yeah, which was a grenade. She's a grenade. I kicked her out
I'll tell you more about my experience off air
that's actually pretty good I'm not gonna lie. That was a little one.
That was a little one.
Cover your ears.
That was a little one.
That was a little one.
I mean the first time me and Courtney ever hooked up we broke my bed and I told her to
go home.
And then I remember we went on spring break to S.S.
Park and he goes, he goes,
yeah, we're just talking still. I'm like, you just kick, didn't you just get her out?
He goes, sounds like you weren't doing much talking.
And not really. We'll edit that out.
He don't have to edit it out. Wasn't that funny of a joke?
We didn't do much talking. This is mine. Where's yours at?
Gone. You threw the cup away? I don't know where the cup's at. Okay. So I remember on one of the episodes, Talking this is mine. Where's yours at?
Okay, so I remember on one of the episodes
Yeah, probably much not talking you asked him I don't do much talking top his top five and the his and and what Google says is the top ten of the Vikings
I want you to do the same thing for the chiefs because I think I know
for the chiefs Shut the fuck up and then he does do the same thing for the Chiefs, because I think I know more. Shut the fuck up.
For the Chiefs?
Shut the fuck up.
Than he does about the Vikings.
Wait, OK, OK.
This is OK.
So.
Ha ha ha ha.
Now, not NFL history, but at least for the.
Ha ha ha.
Wait, I don't even remember the parameters of the quiz.
I don't even remember the parameters of the quiz.
So you said.
He just has to pee, right?
He's not actually rage quitting is he?
Okay, what what were the parameters you said hey, I want to see your history on the Vikings give me your top five
And I think it was and then who are yeah, I Google top five
No, you Google top ten and then when he said his five
or the top five. No, you Googled top 10, and then when he said his five,
you said that's number whatever, that's number whatever,
and we went down the list.
Now, I can't prove or disprove
that you already searched these ahead of time.
No, I didn't, no, no, I really didn't.
Like, I swear.
Chiefs players.
He is just peeing, can you hear it?
A whole time, yeah. Okay okay good. I thought he really
Okay, so I've got a list of one two three four I
Got a list of nine nine. Okay. That's well. I do have more hold on okay
I don't okay, so they're they're like in a rose, and I don't know
Okay type in like top ten. I typed in top ten chiefs players of all time and then okay, and they're in columns
I'm gonna assume that the columns are
This way this way in this way
Come back in come back in come back in no come here. Did I really piss him off? I don't know
No, come here. Did I really piss him off?
I don't know.
Are you done with this bullshit?
No, I just wanna see how I compared it to how you did.
Because I watched that.
Spencer, I bet he doesn't even come close to you.
No, I bet I don't.
Hey, that's my bag.
Okay.
Honestly, looking at this list,
I bet he doesn't name a single one of them.
Okay.
Now, in no particular order.
So you have to,
I have to,
What did I do for him?
Yeah, what did you do for,
cause we were talking about this.
What did he ask you?
You named your top five.
Your top five, right?
And then I said, what do you think
the internet said was the top five?
Is that right?
Okay, so you want me to name my top five?
You can name your top five.
You can name your top five.
Spacey mums, spacey mums.
He's actually not on.
He's actually not on.
Spacey mums, spacey mums. Are you done? No
Are you done we're gonna end up this segment yeah, we did five okay Pat moans for doing no actually
Okay, Oh Travis Casey Travis Kelsey
No, well I Taylor Swift
Is he done?
I'll do it. Okay. I'll mute your mic. All right number five, Derek Johnson. Okay.
Number four, okay, Jamal Charles. Okay.
Number three, Will Shields. He's a guard slash tackle. Okay. Two,
Tony Gonzalez. Okay. Number one, that's a Falcon, Larry Johnson. Okay. Okay. Two, Tony Gonzalez. Okay. Number one.
That's a Falcon.
Larry Johnson.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, now I want you to name
what you think the internet said are the top five.
Of like, does this count as current and former?
This is what I have on my screen here.
Top 10 Chiefs players of all time?
It's more than 10.
Only to me. No, 10 no no no I know
so I can name greatest Kansas City Chiefs of all time okay surprise just go
Pat Mahone's Tony Gonzalez has got to be top five he's number two he's number two
okay I'm too bad he's a Falcon now but he was grads years or what the Falcons what counts as you're right or you're wrong
Okay
The person made in the top five or not George
I'll mute your mic
He's wrong with the Tony Gonzalez. You can't just interject every time. He's trying to talk
I can because we're talking this bullshit is Travis Kelsey on top five no, okay guess
Yeah, sure
Okay, all right
According to whatever if this is a coherent list, okay?
We'll put Jamal Charles in there
Jamal Charles. It's probably like seven or eight is
Way down the list. Okay. Is Larry Johnson on there?
Larry Johnson is not even on the screen.
Wow.
That's shocking.
There's a Johnny Robinson?
Hmm.
Deontay Hall?
Not on the screen. Will Shields?
Will Shields is on the screen. He's not in the top five though. But I don't know if this is
in any particular order or not. Because you said it's in columns.
I mean, I'll show you, but I don't know if it's in any particular order.
Okay. So if Tony Gonzalez is number two, Gionté Hall is not on there.
Derek Johnson?
No.
Tamba Halle?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
He said no when he's not even looking at the screen.
No, he's not.
I'm intrigued to see, okay.
So, like, the list I have is Len Dawson. Oh, yeah quarterback
Then Tony Gonzalez then Willie Laney. Er, I don't think I know that one Emmett Thomas. Yeah
Otis Taylor. These are old guys. Then after that it says Harris, but her hair kicker
Harris-bucker shut the heck out. So
Harris-butt-ker? Kicker?
Harris-butt-ker?
Shut the heck up.
So Abner?
Probably the best chief to ever do it.
Abner Haynes?
Except?
Except Jermon Latorre's, because remember, he's
better than Adrian Peterson.
Nick Lowry?
No, I don't think.
That is off of Bussie's Comet.
I'm not Bussie.
Nick Lowry?
Yep.
Then Derek Thomas?
Bussie's Peaks were all cheese hands.
Derek Thomas is a linebacker.
He's the one that killed himself.
Will Shields? Will Shields, yeah. Buck's the one that killed himself. Will Shields. Buck
Buchanan
See, these are all old guys like I'm homes priest homes is the greatest in my opinion the greatest free
Undrafted free agent running back in the Lee in to ever come into the league. Then it says Tyree kill
You can make an argument then Then it says Jan Stenerud, Stenerud, Curly
Culp, Stephane Page, then Patrick Mahomes, and Travis Kelsey. These are very old guys.
I gotta piss by the way. Bobby Bell, Jamal Charles, Christine Okoye, Johnny Robinson.
We're gonna end this. What? We are? Yeah. Go ahead and sit down.
Unless you want to keep going. I want to keep going. Do you want to keep going?
I don't care. I want to keep going.
I think we're done. No, I want to keep going. He's just mad because of the fact that I brought that up.
I don't think you beat him. I mean, to be honest.
No, I didn't. I think he has a better knowledge of the Viking.
I mean, no offense, I think he has a better knowledge of the Vikings. I mean no offense I think he has a better knowledge. Okay when you look
at the all-time greats that have come through the NFL between the two teams the Vikings
and the Chiefs the Vikings have more you didn't hear me the Vikings have more when you think
about it. But so are you saying that makes it easier for him? No I'm not saying that's
easier I'm just saying you can name off
a handful of guys compared to the Chiefs. The Chiefs haven't been relevant until seven, eight years ago.
When Andy Reid came in, look at the years before that.
Look at the years before.
They weren't relevant.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Well, look at the Vikings.
You know what I mean?
We had Matt Castle.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Okay, okay, okay.
I do have a couple more topics here. Oh
So I
Have something it's not necessarily a topic but I have it just jotted down
And I don't down I don't want to name a name
Well, I know yeah,. So I'm down. Your
former. I'll say your former boss that is still there. Okay.
Yeah. I know. Is you. Not me. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
So they were wanting to have more, for the sake of the members,
they were wanting to have more videos and stuff posted
so they could see what was going on with maintenance and whatnot like they wanted to have a better idea like they wanted more they
wanted us grounds department to have a more a better social media presence so
like so the members could see what was going on and get a little yeah I'm
trying to scenes look and whatnot I'm trying to think of like what like how you would do that like no no no so like a major
project or just like an everyday type of video just in general they wanted like some more videos
and they wanted to like see what was going on just for the fun of it so like mowing greens
type thing and cutting and we've shown some videos and stuff, like on Facebook and whatnot,
and I'll show you some videos after.
So when we were talking about this beforehand,
before we started recording any videos,
your former boss was talking about this whole subject,
and he was like, I don't know how we're gonna do this.
And he's like, I don't know,
they wanna see more videos and stuff.
And he said, and like, well,
the thought of posting on Tik TOK makes me want to puke.
I could fully see him saying that.
That's the funniest part.
So he said it in
all seriousness oh I I know that that's how I took it. Just him sitting in his chair just going, just.
He's like, I don't know how we're going to do this.
The thought of me posting on TikTok
just makes you want to fucking puke.
I was like, jeez.
You talking about your boss?
Yeah.
I had that jotted down for so long,
and I didn't know when would be a good time to work it in because I
Didn't want to name any names. I didn't want to divulge too much. Yeah
Finally I could cross it off my list and I wanted to share that with you guys
So I miss him though, I really I truly do miss him
He's great. Are we talking about the person that I name all the time?
No.
Different one?
Anyway, but whatever happened to that video,
remember last year, it was probably around this time
when that chick came out and started videoing
everything we did.
Cause I was changing cups and she was trying to get videos of me changing cups all
the time. I don't remember what happened to that. I don't know. It went on an Instagram
like real type thing. We recorded some videos of like our first mows of the season and they
got posted on Facebook and I'll show you. And like I recorded a lot and they posted all of my shit. Did you walkmo at all?
Like for your first mo's?
We didn't.
Didn't have the boys to do it?
So how long do you guys wanna go for?
Cause I have another topic, but it may take a while.
I'm good.
I'm good.
So this is-
Wait, one sec.
Yeah, I'll take another one.
This is a fantasy style topic
So again, I was at work I had the old fantasy brain working and
I thought about you know, you know how before we went to the casino
How tonight? Yeah, we were watching some videos of guys hitting the slots
Spencer How yeah, we were watching some videos of guys hitting the slots Spencer
So
What I like to do is
If you if you live vicariously through other people doing certain things
Then it makes you feel like you're involved without having to actually do the risk of it.
Does that make sense?
You're like, I can't go to the casino
and do $750 spins like Vegas Matt,
but I can watch him do it
and get to see what it would be like.
Yeah.
So it gives you a little bit of that satisfaction relief
that you get to see what it would be like
without actually doing it
oh yeah so and I love this I love I love like fantasizing about things that
doesn't it make you kind of in a way jealous it doesn't make me jealous it
because it honestly it scratches the itch so that I don't have to lose anything
because it's satisfying yeah but you also can't you also aren't the one winning but it's also
unrealistic seeing a 750 spin that's three that's over three times what I was willing to even gamble in total tonight.
So the whole idea of this next topic is a fantasy.
So what I want to do boys is I want to come up with a fantasy trip to Las Vegas where
we see how much things would cost if money was no option
so let's say we're getting a charter flight
like let's see how much a charter private cost flight would be
to Las Vegas right now. Let's say we wanted to leave right now
as in a PJ, as in a private jet to Las Vegas right now
How much it would cost just us three right now and just think sure okay? It's whatever you want
I think I got a good guess well. It's not necessarily a guessing game. I was just gonna look it up and say yep
We're doing it can I put my guess in?
20
$20,000 mm-hmm for the minimum oh, but yeah for the private jet flight
Right now private flight to Las Vegas
One of you guys might need to look this up because
Otherwise I'm just gonna be sitting here googling and it's not gonna be very entertaining. I'm entertained
Are you in I think I'm just gonna be sitting here googling and it's not gonna be very entertaining. I'm entertained. Are you
I think I'm entertained. I think I want to stay at the
Cosmopolitan no Caesar Palace. No, no, no, I want to say because the cosmopolitan is right above the Bellagio Fountain And I want Caesar palette Caesar Palace is more is it also
You said 20 years year
Yeah, I said Tony from Lincoln, Nebraska a private jet flight
Generally expect to pay between six and twenty grand for a twenty for a one-way flight
So one way flight one way to get there is six to twenty grand
So let's say me wait me half when that's 13 grand 13 and then let's say it's 13 back. Yeah, so 26
26 grand there
So 20 cause my all-time. Yep, or Caesar Palace. Where do I want to stay in a sweet?
Wait Connor, where do they stay at for its hang your pal hangover? It's a Caesar palover that's what I thought hangover Caesar palace that's a
real thing because it overlooks the Bellagio fountain so when it's going off at night you
can watch it from like the balcony but the thing is the hangover is a real like which
is a movie but it's a real hotel room it is it is it's based off it's a real hotel room. It is, it is. It's based off, it's based off their actual VIP
at Caesar Palace.
Which one is more expensive?
Which one is, cause we need to stay
in the more expensive one.
Okay, so Caesar Palace has a range,
it said it has a range of suites,
like from low to high.
We want the highest, we want the most expensive.
By the way, was that the most expensive flight you could have taken?
Yes, I want a g5
Well, then like I want that's 20 grand. I just say 20 grand 20 grand
He said it ranges from 6 to 20
Like the flight attendant will suck you off on your way there while she's like while she's like
boofing champagne up your asshole
That I need to win the lottery
Okay, the nobu sky villa and the Caesars Palace Las Vegas
price at for a five night stay
five million dollars
For a five night stay so I'm million a million a night
So basically from he's not lying. I'm not look at that
All right, okay from he's not lying I'm not look at that all right okay I'm mill I'm all right
five mil we were from we went from 40,000 so it's six million this is to
get there this is the photo of the place what did you look up most expensive
smose in Vegas and in Caesars Palace it's called the nobu sky villa I want to
know there's gotta be it's there's Villa. I wanna know, there's gotta be, there's gotta be,
there's gotta be,
A million a night.
There's gotta be amenities with that.
It's Nobu, and Nobu's a,
Look up some of the amenities.
I better be fucking and getting fucked.
Nobu Sky Villa.
Nobu Sky.
Nobu Sky.
Nobu Sky.
Nobu Sky.
Nobu Sky.
God damn, Mr. George.
There better be a glory hole in there. I don't know
There better be at least 20 the housekeeping better be in long. Okay, so the nobu sky villa at Caesar Palace
The minute the luxurious amenities include access to a private fitness center. Yeah, pride priority seating at the nobu restaurant
Okay, don't know what that fucking is
It's the most expensive restaurant and probably like one of the most right?
It's a really high a business you only get my no way a business lounge with tea service
Whatever complementing my wife I and nightly turned down service. What does that mean?
Okay, now do this. What's the most expensive restaurant in Las Vegas?
So we're gonna get there.
Can I get one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, after that.
This is a fantasy.
So picture this, boys.
We get up, we drive to the airport,
we got our G5 airplane waiting for us on the tarmac.
20,000.
We get on the plane, We fly to Las Vegas we land
We go to Caesar's Palace we get taken up to our room and now we're hungry. We want to eat
What are we looking at Connor?
It it's Russian Joel
Robuchon
$525 for a tasting menu a tasting menu is just like you know like a
Charcoalry board yeah, yeah, that's where you're tasting sir. Thanks. That's five hundred sample. That's just sample
Okay now we're Billy
That's just the taste it has so you you know the Michelin stars. Yeah. Yeah, it has
Ten Michelin stars as a thought it was one to three no
But you can get as many as you so they've gotten multiple they've had a star two star
What ever is ten and as of?
Two thousand and nine so imagine what they so 525 for the appetizer. What's the most expensive thing on the menu?
Jesus like we're getting
steak dinner. That's like, they had to murder a dolphin that was shitting out caviar to
slap on our prime rib, whatever steak. But after this Japanese wagyu beef, after we get
our bellies full. Oh yeah. We're going to hit some high limit Gambling no, okay. I guess I'm before that. Okay, get it empty. Um, what?
Empty what we need the hookers?
Okay, let's look up what are the most expensive escorts my freaking dude I'm gonna get tracked down looking up
I'm gonna get tracked down looking up there
The FBI is gonna be banging on Spencer's door tomorrow morning like is there a Connor Hogue here I don't know fuck you are
Expensive item
Okay
All right any guesses oh my god, right prime rib
smashed with gold diamond rag wagyu
What is it? What is it? It's some huh? Oh, you're talking probably just some kind of like
Wagyu beef steak it is wagyu, but guess
1500 it's probably like $5,000
$7,200
and
That's just the steak no sides. It says just the steak
So we said we said hold the side hold the fries hold the fries hold the fries hold the fries, please
Like we get a side of side of range. All right
25
All right, so then we said our okay. So we highest paid escorts and sons. We got our $525 tasting menu. We filled our bellies. Whoa!
It was like a crazy photo. We filled our bellies with $7,200 stake. Now before-
I need to get off this.
Before a night of gambling, we gotta drain our balls
so we've got clear heads.
So we're gonna get some escorts.
It won't even let me leave this site, bro.
I'm so glad you're the one Googling this and not me.
God damn.
Okay.
Blue chip hookers. Come on we have the pin it the the pink slips
The penny sucks you gotta get a pin the stone shard, I mean five million dollars for a hotel
I hope there's hookers there. I just paid escort. I just the one I clicked on I don't
Know because it's bad. I want to say no those are on. I don't want that one. Yeah, click and do it again. No, because it's bad. I wanna see this. He's like, no, those are colored.
I want white girl.
All right.
Go up.
Go up, go up.
No, why are you telling me what to do?
This is my phone.
Hey Spencer, you have a phone too.
You can do it if you want.
He's not even telling me price.
That might not be something they can disclose.
That might not be something they can disclose.
Here, let me just Google average. Average hooker price in Vegas.
And then we'll whatever is on the higher end,
we'll take that.
200 to 6,000, okay, so.
200 to 6,000?
For one hour, so let's just say like three grand. Wait, you said 200 to 6,000 okay, so 200 to 6,000 for one hour, so let's just say like three grand
Wait you said 200 to 6,000. That's the the pro-jure dollars to 6,000, but that's per hour
Yeah, how many hours do you need five?
What time did we land noon we landed at noon no
We took the red eye. We took the red eye. We're limited. We took the private jet
I took the private. Oh, yeah, we're land at 10 about the 10 a.m
10 a.m. Okay. Yeah, okay. So, okay. So this is after our okay. So what time do we eat dinner?
Six let's just say six. Yeah, Spencer. Okay, so we got the casino what six thousand times five
That's thirty thousand thirty. Okay. So thirty thousand. Let's just say we mean five hours
I I noted in the first two minutes and then I just played chess with them the rest of the time and Spencer's in there
Doing God knows what so you want your somatolite?
I'm like, so where'd you go to school?
I'm like what would you make go to school? Connor, you know five hours. I'm like what'd you make here?
You're my neighbor for a long time.
How much money does an average person spend at the casinos in Vegas?
No, no, no. Just look up what is the highest you can bet in Vegas.
Oh, it's a lot. Probably 30K.
Like what's the highest high limit room in Vegas?
I bet you...
What's the highest high limit room?
It would be...
100K.
100K.
100K.
It's the highest.
Wow.
So let's say...
It says per hand.
So let's say in Black Jock, if you split them,
you can go 200
We're talking but we're talking we have the money, but this is money worth. This is money. We're spending so let's say
Let's say we had a rowdy night of gambling. We were up and down and then we ended up just losing a hundred
Like let's say we lost one hand we're like we gotta leave yeah
Like let's say we lost one hand we're like we gotta leave yeah
After being up and down several times they say between the average blackjack table spins between 40 and 50 K. That's
The average but the highest you can bet is 100. Okay, so
So the average is about 40 to 50 K
So if the highest bet is 100, let's say we lost 100. 100 okay so let's say you got a double so you got double down then no like we're losing we're talking about what we could
bid and we're losing in one hand so now we've we've we've gambled 100 away we broke even and we
threw in one more 100k and we lost it and we said let's leave so we're down 100k gambling
So now we need to go see like a show. What is like the highest show or
Entertainment show entertainment in vegas like ufc
Is it cirque du soleil? Is it a fucking is carrot top gonna be there and we're front row and we're gonna get jizzed on
What is the highest show you can go to?
We're gonna figure out our ideal trip to Vegas. Highest ticket price. Yeah like front row
For an entertainment show in Las Vegas. You didn't put it with me under the table.
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$1,462.
That's it?
Yeah.
That ain't it.
What about, what about, let's, okay I got this.
Let's assume the Super Bowl is being played in Las Vegas.
How much is the most expensive Super Bowl ticket?
Oh, 25. What's the, just look up what's the most expensive Super Bowl ticket? Oh, 25.
Just look up what's the most expensive Super Bowl ticket.
I'll just say this year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what he's talking about.
Let's say this was the whole point of our trip, kind of.
We're going to watch the Super Bowl.
Yeah, yeah.
The Super Bowl's in Vegas.
According to Forbes, the highest ticket ticket this year at the Super Bowl
this year let's just say $56,000 wow that's but you got times that by how
many friends are three of us so so three times 56 okay okay I got another idea
let's say Spencer mouthed off to someone at the Super Bowl. A hundred, that's how much we're spending with
the three of us.
Okay, okay, 168, okay, yeah, good idea.
So it's just boom, boom, boom.
Three seats, right?
168.
All next to each other.
And I'm assuming you're paying me back for that.
Yes, I'm gonna win the game.
So let's assume we're at the Super Bowl, right?
It's the Vikings versus the Chiefs.
I'm killing him.
Spencer mouthed. I'm already telling you Marty telling someone I will throw him out. So I look at Spencer wrong and he fucking pops them in the fucking lip
It won't be yellow shirt
70 year old guy grabs and was like, hey, hey
And then they call a cop over take Spencer to jail. How much is it to bail someone out?
take Spencer to jail how much is it to bail someone out I will homers I will Homer what is that salt car yeah how much is an assault no it won't be an
assault charge it'll be a assaulting a police officer oh you're assaulting the
police officer well because technically speaking at the Super Bowl they're all police officers
So if I push the yellow, that's it five grand five grand
We spent 7200 on steak
easy
Yeah, I'm crazy
All right, but anyways biggest they just want to get him out. I guarantee you they just don't want to do what else
We're spending money on?
What's the most expensive clothing store?
No.
No, no, no.
What else?
We gotta figure out what we're spending.
We gotta rent a Lambo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
We're renting two Lambos.
What's the most expensive car rental?
No, we're renting two Lambos.
Right.
We got three of us.
We can't all fit in one Lambo.
As a two seater.
We're gonna have to take turns
No, we're reading to we got money. No, I know but like we'll have to take turns on the most expensive
It doesn't say car but the most expensive car
According to CNBC to rent to rent a day is 25 grand
So so that's five days, but remember we're five five days because we're staying and that's time to 25
It's two
50 that's
$125,000 no 50
Because well, let's just say we share a car. Yeah 50 times 5
It's 25 per day, bitch
We're getting it to be
25 times 5 for one car
Yes, it's 250 250,000. It's 250. Yep car rental and then you got right. We're gonna rent an SUV
Okay, what else we spending money on we're spending money on clothes, okay
What are we going shopping most expensive? Yeah, I'm buying a thong the most expensive watch
designer clothes I want to watch a one-to-one T
I want to watch because I want another watch. I want to watch underneath here. I did the most
The the high-end cloning stores of
Las Vegas right here.
I can't do anything on my. Shirt, slide, shorts.
Oh, I can't do anything on my wrist.
I need a chain.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
I need a chain.
What's the most expensive chain?
What's the most expensive t-shirt,
shorts, and shoes, and watch?
I need a chain.
We'll add that up and we'll add it and then and
then that'll complete she's our visit to Las Vegas what it is oh never mind
$100,000 for a diamond in crud crusted Cuban link chain okay
Cuban that's my chain a hundred the chain that's my chain now we need a
t-shirt most expensive t-shirt t-shirt
This is quite a trip we're taking boys
Jesus Christ
Buzzing like a honey like what's the most expensive champagne? We're just gonna assume that's already in our
It's already it's gotta be we're playing we're paying a million dollars a night yeah that's complimentary one thousand and seventy dollars for a louis vitton
gradient cotton t-shirt louis vitton for that's a t-shirt a thousand and seventy
times threes with three grand or uh shorts or pants and then we need shoes and then accessory like a watch I need
a for a ring I need a full on tux you want to talk are we already strolling
around in tuxes and sunglasses I mean we have to be should we scrap the shirt
scrap the shirt scrap the shirt we'llrap the shirt, scrap the shirt. We'll scrap the shirt.
We gotta go.
We got chains, sunglasses.
Most expensive tuxedo store.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In Vegas.
Yes.
There we go, now we're picking up.
Yeah, we gotta go tux, sunglasses.
There we go.
We're high rolling this weekend.
We're five days.
Balling. We're balling out hard and we're like every
night we're going to that to our hotel room and we're just counting up our winnings and
then we're sitting on the on the balcony overlooking the Abelagio fountain going off a Stewart who's diamond edition
this is crazy tux
Seven hundred and seventy eight thousand two hundred and ninety dollars times three in that nuts wait wait wait times seven seventy eight
778 to 90
You're gonna have to do it my phone's record times three seven eight two ninety seven seven eight two ninety yeah times three
seven seven eight two
million
334 thousand eight hundred and seventy dollars in that crazy how much No, that ain't crazy for a tux does that include the shoes?
You guys got 13th back there
You got 13th does yes, yes, yes. Yes. It does. It does. All right watch watch
We're going to Rolex. We're going to Rolex. We're picking out a watch. There's got to be a Rolex store in Las Vegas
I don't know if Rolex is top of the notch anymore. Is it really what's the most expensive watch? Oh my god
Paul Newman Rolex Daytona
Here we go. That's about right
17.8 million dollars look it up times three times three
17 mil times three
times three
53.4 million 53 so 53 million 400 thousand and that crazy
What else we buying boys? Is that it? I think we lost our lottery
Well, I think okay is covered because of the dinner, but that's dinner and that's yeah
Hey five, how much money does somebody spend on alcohol per per day? Ah
Technically when you're technically when you're gambling though it's him though.
Okay so let's total up what we have here.
Geez, you want me to do the math?
Yep.
So our private flight to and fro, 40,000.
Our hotel stay for five nights.
Connor and I are sharing the bed and Spencer's got a cot.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you set up a cot to $5.94?
Let me get some extra sheets.
And a pillow.
Five million.
Get the pillow.
Jesus.
Five mil.
Keep going.
Then we went out to eat.
That's five mil.
There you go.
Then we went out to eat.
We got our $525 tasting menu.
525?
525.
Plus.
Then we got our $7,200 steak dinner.
7200.
Okay.
Spencer's balls were bluer than a fucking plum
and needed a hooker.
So $30,000 for five hours
she can't walk anymore so I hope not we went gambling let's say we were up and
down we won some we lost some let's just say we lost 100,000.
100,000.
We lost 100,000 dollar gambling.
Okay.
The real reason why we were here in Las Vegas
was for the Super Bowl.
Yep.
Three tickets, 168,000.
We had a blast of a time.
The Vikings steamrolled the Chiefs.
There we go, there we go.
He still got mad.
Spencer went, Spencer punched some kid in the lip went to jail
Cup checked an officer
I've got an extra assault charge bailed him out for five G's were like
They're like oh shit. Are you the grasshopper?
You might as well add another 5k for the lawyer
We got a quick Jewish lawyer another 5k for the lawyer. Okay, another 5k. We got a quick Jewish lawyer.
For 5k.
5k, so add another 5k.
Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen.
Yeah, we got Seth Rogen for a lawyer.
We rented a couple Lambos for five days
because we're not gonna be just taking Ubers this whole time.
Oh yeah, obviously.
We're gonna be rolling around in style.
That's $250,000.
Jesus.
Then to top it off,
well, not to top it off necessarily,
but before any of this happened,
when we got there, we're like,
we gotta look fresh.
We gotta look fresh.
Mint.
We gotta look like we, you know,
We belong.
Act like you've been there before is the kind of thing.
Like, if you stroll in,
if you celebrate a $300,000 hand of blackjack,
We're not gonna roll in with American. Someone's like, look at this fucking pussy hand a black not gonna roll in this fucking pussy
We're not gonna roll in with American Eagle t-shirt. Yeah, you've been there before like so we got our hundred thousand dollar gold chain
So wait did we take that times three no we didn't so three hundred thousand
They bones there you go bones there you go bones
I got it. I got figured out we got our three tuxes for two million
two flat two million three hundred and thirty four thousand eight seventy
Hold on hold on two three three four two three three four eight seven zero eight seven zero
There's our tuxes just gonna assume that you know even though mine had more threads than Spencer's they were all the same price
Yeah
and then we all said
One or two ish and then we all said you know when you're at the boat when you're when you're at the casino for all
Hours of the night you got to check what time it is every once in a while to see when you need to get back
To your hooker that's been wondering where you're at. So it's true. That's 53 million four hundred thousand
We did three million four hundred thousand and then when it was all said and done
We had no more sperm left to give
We thought we'd spent enough money
We figured we'd head on back home
To the good old And see our debt?
Heartland
To see our debt?
And we finally looked back and saw that we spent
Oh!
Is that billion?
No, that's million
That's million
$61,640,595
So now I'm gonna look up how much can 61.6 million
buy you in the US.
61,641,595 dollars later,
we had the greatest trip of our life.
The lost biggest.
We can win the lottery and do that.
We could do that.
So guys, if we wanted to have the greatest
five days of our life and go see the Super Bowl
Have a hooker eat caviar off our gooch
All we have to do is raise 61 million six hundred forty one thousand five hundred ninety five dollars
$641,595 and we got it. 61.6 million in the US can buy you
up to four private islands.
What?
How many acres of land would that buy?
80 Rolls Royces.
80?
Like of the base, base, base level.
Okay.
Only 80.
Not, this isn't. Like, like, it's like, it's like, or, yes, base, base level. Okay. Only 80. Not, this isn't,
Like, it's like, it's like, or, yes, or, okay?
Or, or, you can buy 42% of Apple's company.
42% of Apple?
42% of Apple's stock, like their stock.
That's what, I'm buying the islands.
I'm buying the islands like a lot I'm
buying the islands not because of Jeffrey Dahmer but just how much look up
how much I'm buying Apple stock look up how much land 61 million dollars would
buy you huh all of Nebraska how much land in acres right? Yeah.
Square, no square feet.
I'm just gonna do acres.
Acres.
George.
We can buy wilderness.
Okay, one, okay so just do this.
One acre is 43,560 feet so just do 60.
I was joking about square feet.
Oh shit
Do you just look at you and you're ready for this? Yeah, normally in acres like couple gray
50,000 833 acres That's a lot. We're gonna be farming a lot of grass boys. Thank you guys all for watching and tuning into this episode
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Spencer looks like he said don't worry. He's at right now
He looked at me like this and I was just like
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