Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 77: Lets record a podcast

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is back in the captain's chair and he is joined by Spencer and former guest Koner. The boys snack on some pretzels and beer nuts and try to chew as lo...ud as possible into their mics. Jake encourages Spencer to go listen to the previous episode which he has vague memory of, Spencer facetimes Ben (Him), and Koner and Spencer talk about some wild party experiences they had when they were living together. To wrap up the episode the boys together devise a fantasy, all inclusive, trip to Vegas and try to see how expensive they can make it. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

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Starting point is 00:00:00 185? No, I wouldn't say 100. Connor. I had to fucking punch people to get to my room. That's true. He literally said move and got out the way and shoved them in like...
Starting point is 00:00:16 I wasn't shoving, I was hitting mouths. I had to get another beer, George. beer George welcome to the $200 richer podcast I'm Jake and I'm a grass daddy I'm joined by I'm back in the captain seat y'all. I'm sure you're all glad to have me back That's my seat last week we had a that's my seat grass daddy's takeover With Nolan Ben and Spencer. I don't know how it went Because I wasn't there for it. I mean I did watch it and edit it But this week we have Spencer back and we have Connor back again.
Starting point is 00:01:05 This is only your second time? Your third time? Second time, yeah. This is only your second time? Only second time. Well, welcome back. Glad you're here. Last time we did an episode centered around you guys being roommates.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And I mean, just before this episode, you were talking about how much you hate Connor and I don't know, we may have to have kind of a Phil, Dr. Phil type conversation. We might have to. You guys might need to work out whatever it is, whatever beef it is that's going on with you guys. All because I was going to grad parties. Here we go. You were 30 minutes away. All right. Before we get into that, we're gonna need something to to calm our nerves a little bit
Starting point is 00:01:47 It was these Doritos down my throat Okay The old mini fridge got for us let me knock on that might be the quickest mini fridge Introduction that might have to be chat look it up. That might be the quickest Introduction we've ever got The last episode when you guys took over it was pretty quick. You were like Knowing those four it was probably real thirsty.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You were like, um, what are we on there? Does the magical mini fridge not produce liquid anymore? What? What's going on with that? We got beer nuts. Oh yeah. Beer nuts. Not D's nuts, but beer nuts. Beer nuts. Let me see that. Well, I mean, I mean, technically these are magical mini-fridge is known for the beer, but I don't think it's ever produced food, huh? I, to my memory- Is this the first time it's produced- It's got like a weird, it's got like a sardine can opening you ever had sardines. I have oh my god Talk about the nastiest thing you're ever gonna try in your life
Starting point is 00:02:51 They're not that bad like the kind of guy that would be like I kind of like sardines No, you don't like them. Well, I That's crisp that's kind of nice. That is kind of nice. Should have done the echo with that. Well, too late. Maybe next time. Maybe next time it produces some beer nuts. Did it produce anything? Every what? I just happen to have a clear plastic. Every what? 76 episodes about? It produces food. The camera can't pick it up, but back here I have like an arsenal of different like cups and things that are just yeah Oh, I'm always prepared for whatever the yeah, I produce on camera
Starting point is 00:03:31 I can never see that because I told you I listened to it, and then I watch it I don't know if you like just picking yourself or not, but it is I can hear everything Oh Pretty good. I am man in the mini fridge. Is there anything else in there or is it just beer nuts? Well, there wasn't but now there is episode sponsored by beer nuts Okay, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. There was only beer nuts in it and now it's producing something else. Oh wait. So there was that was it and now it produced something else again. Yeah. First open it. There was nothing else. No, it was just those beer nuts. Well, this is giving us an idea of how quick the mini fridge actually operates,
Starting point is 00:04:20 which is kind of interesting. I think it knows that we're we're trying to drink tonight. It's usually good at pinpointing. So we got we got some Colorado Kool-Aid. So it's funny that that is what was featured on the last episode and it's bringing it back again. That's so interesting. We got some. It's so weird.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I can't believe it. Oh, it's. We got something else. That's so interesting. That looks good. I can't believe it. Oh yeah. Hit something. Happy dads. Happy dads. I think also there were some of those featured on the last episode. Shout out to them boys. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Shout out to them. But on the last episode it was only grape. This is pineapple. I'll take a pineapple please. We also got watermelon. Pass one of them over here. I'll have I mean Apple I'll take a pineapple please we also got them water Malone pass one of them over here I'll have that one I'll take a pineapple are you uh I don't like watermelon flavored things guy no I don't like him at all it just doesn't taste the same as wait no you're not I mean yes you know you're yes yes you're not yes I hate watermelon watermelon
Starting point is 00:05:24 flavored thing right it's not the same as a like if you cut into a rate I feel Yes, you're not. Yes, I hate watermelon flavored things. It's not the same as if you cut into a regular watermelon. I feel like that's one of those flavors of artificial flavors that is very controversial between different people. A lot of people are like, I don't like watermelon flavored things. I think all fruit punch flavors are the same. I'll do you one different.
Starting point is 00:05:43 I like watermelon flavored things, but I don't like watermelon Today I I'm gonna put you not like water. I will well say this watermelon flavored things and watermelon Don't taste at all similar. No. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I like watermelon things, but I do not like watermelon. So I'll put you on something. My grandma used to have these, you know the strawberry bomb bombs?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oh yeah. That is about as close to a strawberry flavor as you're gonna get to a real strawberry. And there's just something about like- Like the wrapper with the strawberry print on it. Yeah. I will eat those all day. I would eat your grandma. Your grandma's candy. I probably would too. Is she hot? I mean the candy's are hot. All right, so Alright, so what's your I get a I get a question now speaking of fruit so is your favorite fruit
Starting point is 00:06:54 Also your favorite artificial fruit taste So I Don't know if I necessarily have an artificial fruit taste. Well, you know what I mean though, like that's not watermelon. That's like, that's what I consider artificial. Right. And I don't know if I even necessarily have a favorite fruit either. I mean, I have certain fruits I like, but like, let's say I like Honeycrisp apples.
Starting point is 00:07:27 There's no, the apple flavored candy things don't taste anything like apple. But would you say it's your number one artificial taste also? No, when it comes to artificial taste, I really like blue raspberry raspberry or just raspberry strawberry Grape is good. But sometimes I like great too strong. I like candy mines the same I'll basically never turn down a candy mine's the same though
Starting point is 00:07:55 I like my favorite fruit is grapes and I also my favorite artificial is great But again, they don't taste anything alike I think no but if you eat a peach ring that's about as close to a peach sure I think that is like the closest when you in regards like candy I would agree with that sentiment okay I want you to try these because I already okay so these are kind of day okay so these are like those roll like those pretzels but they're like but they're like dots. They're like dots But they're not days like cool ranch three
Starting point is 00:08:27 But I got cool ranch Doritos and and I want you guys to try these what you got cool ranch Doritos right there That's the flavors. That's the flavor is cool. Oh shit. Okay, so the the flavor of the pretzels is cool ranch Doritos So is there a chip taste on top of the pretzel? No, no It's just the stuff they put on it's just cuz they got a brand deal. Yeah, and it tastes These I'm a smell guy. Okay, I always know no it smells legit and it tastes even more legit Okay, they're like not they are okay, they're good now I want you to try no, okay, okay Okay, I just want you Just one time All right, so this is this is dope pickle okay, and I just want you to smell the bag
Starting point is 00:09:14 Smells awful my it smells now. I am a little congested lately, but okay all right smell that no Okay, no yeah Alright, smell that. Oh, I know. Okay. No, yeah. Okay, now taste it. My first reaction was crazy. It hits you right away, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:29 It hits you like a, just right away. It hits right away. That's stronger than that one in my opinion, and knowing that, he's gonna eat those all night. I don't love like dill pickle, like Lay's chips. No, me neither, but those are so these are good 399 at Walmart or hi V and now he's gonna oh that's shock. We're either gonna lose all our viewers from our Or we're gonna make them all hungry
Starting point is 00:10:02 Grabbing dick over there. What's going on? You're grabbing my leg, bro I'm a, everyone's still in the shot. Yeah. We would be a sponsor's nightmare for just like, we've got happy dads, Coors light, beer nuts, rollin gold. We're wearing Adidas, John D. And juice world. Yeah. I was looking at the shoes I was wearing. We're wearing Adidas John D. And Juice World. Yeah. I was looking at the shoes I was wearing. Shout out Brod's. Juice World probably listening to this episode.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Oh you got a core site there. He's an expert. On what? Core site? At sitting in that chair. he knows I know I'm getting close look He will not let you not have a break a beverage It's a drinking podcast There was times in college like we would come to Lincoln was he always like this Yes, and he would just be like, he'd look and he'd stare at you and watch you drink
Starting point is 00:11:08 and right as it got to like a quarter left, he was fast walking to the bar, knew exactly what you were drinking and then he'd be like, I got you another one. I'm just like, I don't need it. He goes, finish it now. I'm just like, okay. Now, why do you think you were like this?
Starting point is 00:11:31 This is dr. Phil impression, I know how was that was that okay talking to you, bro Hey because he's a pussy and he needed a little bit Just a little bit right here That's the distance you want. Yep, because he was a pussy. Don't you don't don't cup it Okay So you're trying to make him get on your level Yeah, he only got on my level one time and he was throwing up No, wasn't it the anything the white lie party plus the anything but a cup when I mmm that that one. Oh That Jim beam honey. Yes, that was bad when you fucked a hole in the wall. No, I didn't actually do that Plus anything but a cup when I mmm that that one. Oh that Jim Beam, honey
Starting point is 00:12:05 Yes, that was bad when you fucked a hole in the wall. No, I didn't actually do that That was the night where you put the sticky tits on me the chicken Yes, that on your tits that night. I had to crawl through your window. We did yes, but but I want to What was it? Oh, the white lie. He was kinda on my level. You guys are need, you're gonna need to elaborate because I have no idea what you're talking about and I'm sure they don't either.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I'm talking about the white lie. One of the white lie parts we used to have. What is that? Okay, you wear a white t-shirt and you write something on the t-shirt that you know that you write is true, but you're saying it in a false manner so it's like you like for you his way wise i have a twin yes his twin died my twin died upset when
Starting point is 00:12:54 we were five months old and he goes yo i have a good one for you wait wait wait so you have to say something that's true so sounds like a lie yes so for you you like my shirt would say i hate to cut grass but you I hate to cut grass But you do like to cut grass cuz your grass that mine was I've never blacked out. It's a good reference. I was a good Yours was I've never blacked out. Yeah, which is true. Yes, but that's the joke No, I couldn't it's not true, but I couldn't wait that yeah, that's not true Yeah, that's why I put it on a shirt. It's a white lie. Yeah So like so I never blacked out George a blackout every goddamn weekend
Starting point is 00:13:30 I blacked out on the pod two weeks ago. You seriously don't remember anything Very little I remember switching seeds So then you very so then you should go back and listen to it because it really wasn't that bad I listen to it and listen to it. Yeah, I line was not posted Oh, it's not I'll post it before this one. Okay, but I lined it up and listened to it while I was playing farming simulator some grass Eddie Shut on John we could we cutting grass or you playing I was cutting grass I'm farming silage right now because it's a good starter to get
Starting point is 00:14:04 If you want to get into it want to get into it I can get into it I can tell you what I can tell you what my method is of what farming oh yeah I need it all right so basically like when you start out you can do like start from scratch or you can do farm manager and you can get like a good amount of money you've played it yeah I know what I know what it is. I'm just like so I was watching your method right what you do so I downloaded a map cuz I I don't love playing the base game map cuz it's always like It's like a million fields that are like tiny and I would rather play a map that has like Not as more diverse and more expensive
Starting point is 00:14:48 So like are you like looking for something more diverse? Than that like base man wants something. I don't know you want something simple I Guess I don't know I found a map It was like a Minnesota base map and the fields were a lot bigger And I'm like that's that's better in my opinion you get a bigger field so you don't have to like jump around from field The field they're not 80 acre fields are like 260 I That's that's better in my opinion you get a bigger field so you don't have to like jump around from field to feel They're not 80 acre fields are like 260. I Don't know. I can't remember but The fields are pretty expensive on this map and I was watching videos on like what the best crops are and I think
Starting point is 00:15:22 That they've technically determined that grass silage is the most profitable crop because you only have to plant it once. You don't have to plant and cultivate multiple times. So it makes sense. So eliminates cost for like seed and stuff like that. And it grows and is harvestable like four times a year versus like if you did corn it's like Once a year. Yeah, you can harvest grass like four times a year and then if it turns Yeah, just basically quadrupling your profits. Yeah, I just learned more about farming simulator and this last five minutes
Starting point is 00:15:58 And I you know what's funny Hit me. Ah, so to answer your question. Yes. I was farming grass. I am a grass daddy. So it's applicable but Going off of that topic my buddy and and To finish my thought I was listening to the episode and it was good. I found myself laughing. It was good Yeah, you times. I'm sure I'll be laughing you were slurring a lot, which is to be expected, but it was good you have few times I'm sure I'll be laughing you were slurring a lot which is to be expected but it was coherent and it was it was a good episode we when I like blacks out and he starts talking we call it he's
Starting point is 00:16:34 speaking cursive because nobody understands a damn thing he's saying I do no but that was probably fine I'm talking like prime college days and his prime it was like nobody knew I'll show you I'll show you it Okay, I have it edited. I can show you cursive. Just let me finish the mini fridge Let me delete a couple more of these happy dads at the mini fridge provided if you want Spencer back in his prime You got to get Natty ice. I have Natty Ice and he refuses to drink them. I know because he understands that's what gives him horrible hangovers and horrible like it leads to very bad. I'm interested to see you. Horrible hangovers? It leads to horrible nights. I plan on deleting this fridge with you guys. Okay, I'm deleting it. And I'm curious to see if these happy dads will give me a hangover or not.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I'm gonna finish it. Now, I don't know why you slid me this, Colorado Kool-Aid, but... It was... I chuckled when you said Colorado Kool-Aid at the beginning of the episode. You're like, oh, Colorado Kool-Aid. Oh, you got me another pineapple. Anyways, what were you saying? No, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:17:47 And your answer is I forgot. Oh, so go off your farming simulator thing. One year. So my buddy, my buddy's dad's a farmer and he, uh, he does like cows cows grain so like harvest like corn beans and whatnot and he does hey One year we had a really like heavy rain year like throughout the summertime And he harvested His grass twice and he goes you don't understand how rare this is. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Because like to go through, you got to go through twice again or what? To harvest for it to be long enough to cut twice. Because you got to think like it's got to grow enough to where you can actually get a substantial amount of hair out of it. And then once you cut it down, it's's gotta be like stunt the shit out of it Oh, but then the fact that it grew back twice. Yeah grew back long enough again It must have been like ideal growing conditions that and the fact that like it was raining so much that year Like we're still getting like good
Starting point is 00:18:58 But it was like we're getting good rains in July and that's when he cut for the second time I almost want to combine the two I'm sorry. I was mean we got you were looking at me like you want some We got a podcast clip we got a thing We got a podcast clip we got a thing not good We got a thing not good my boy doesn't like dill pickle here. I'm fucking kill you I'm fucking kill you See this is what you're talking about the beginning here. Here's a better one. It says cool ranch. I swear God I hope you guys like no it's It's a school ranch. I swear God. I hope you guys like
Starting point is 00:20:06 Looking at I said he took it I was like And you're like, yeah, I'll take some soon. And then I was thinking about, while I was not listening to his story, I was like, I think what, I kinda wanna combine the two. When I finish these, I kinda wanna mix up the two of them in here. Cause I bet it would be pretty good. Can I have some?
Starting point is 00:20:22 Beer nuts? Yeah. You want some? Do you want me to get you guys a plastic cup? You want a plastic cup? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bert Christchurch. Hold on. Good. That wasn't that good. Yo, my your while you're gone. I'm gonna get a special guest on the horn. Oh boy You're talking about pig
Starting point is 00:20:53 Jane It's gotta be saying Courtney Who is it chill you'll figure it out You want some dill pickle? What are you doing? You're on a special episode of the grass stage podcast Yeah Oh boy, oh Him what's up, dude Plastic cups. We're not really talking about much. We're just basically eating
Starting point is 00:21:36 Eating hey, hey, why don't you let me have the beer nuts? And then you can just take some for yourself dude the magical mini fridge gave us beer nuts No shit? No shit. I just split them evenly. Is it the first food product? It is. It's hooking us up, dude. That's what, yeah, yeah. Jake said it is the first food product. 100%.
Starting point is 00:21:52 It's more than a fridge now. It's more than a fridge? I have eaten before on this thing. Okay. Oh my God. Thank God that wasn't open. Christ Almighty, you need to talk to that guy. That's mine, that's yours. Golly yours I have eaten before on the pod but this is the first time yeah it's given us a fruit product are you all right over
Starting point is 00:22:13 there if you get too big of a mouthful you spat some of them back a little backwash so I listened to your guys's episode you recorded without me today and it was pretty good. We started off hot. I feel like it might have slowed down. No I think you guys maintained pretty much the whole time. That's pretty good. I was, I put it on, like I lined it up with the video, the audio and the video and I was just playing like Xbox, specifically farming grass on farming simulator. There we go.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I was going gonna include that. While I was listening to you guys and there was a couple times, really the only times I had to cut was when you guys were like making me cut. When you were just like, we're going to the bathroom, cut, cut, and you guys like stopped talking and like were checking your phones.
Starting point is 00:23:02 So I would have left it all in pretty much. Spencer's like, now we're not cutting phones. So I would have left it all in pretty much Well Well, there was a whoa, whoa, whoa like I'm over here god damn it Well, then at one point Nolan came back from the bathroom It was just like so we're gonna cut everything you guys said, right? And I was just like well, no they were I cannot I can't wait to watch this. I'll show you it. What was that? Wasn't it about when I was like, someone asked me about my internship or something? Was it that part? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Spencer were talking about your internship and then Spencer, Ben came back from the bathroom. I'm sorry. Nolan
Starting point is 00:23:42 came back from the bathroom pissing yeah see this is one of those side conversations I can't focus it's eight o'clock in Cali yeah that's what I was saying 850 but yeah Nolan came back from the bathroom and we're just like so I could when I was in the bathroom I couldn't the only thing I could think to talk about we're cutting all this out right and I was just like as I was listening I didn't I mean I I'm I cut it a little bit so I would so it didn't include the part where he's like we're cutting this but I think it was pretty cohesive and I thought it was a good episode I think you guys killed it honestly I
Starting point is 00:24:31 Mean Spencer he was slurring quite a bit. I don't remember it, but I remember together I remember moving chairs at the You don't even you were putting the team on your back no Nolan is pretty good at steering the ship. It's kind of like Let's try Nolan is pretty good at steering the ship it's kind of like um It's kind of like if Jake had a son that knew exactly how to put like the way I would describe it if the analogy Of the episode was a canoe right Ben is In the middle doing a lot of the rowing
Starting point is 00:25:01 Nolan is in the back steering and Spencer's up front deciding where to go. It's all like here, here. He's like, we're going to go here. We're going to go here. Nolan's like, okay, let's, okay, we'll try to make it. That's like the Pirates of the Caribbean. This is just all over the place. Right. Yeah. There was a bunch of times where Nolan was like, this is the least interesting podcast ever and I was like, mmm We've had some probably we've had some bangers Episode four check out episode four shout out episode four shout out zane on them I think I need to go pee so I don't get a UTI
Starting point is 00:25:41 All right, I'm gonna pass you back. So we're not just talking to you the whole time Yeah, all right. Bye Ben Miss you. I miss you. I'm sorry. I didn't come to your party last week Imagine he's like who is that talking in the back? Oh, hey, do you know who this is? Oh Thank God, he's such a good God. He's such a good kid. He's such a good guy. Okay, hey. I'll call you in two hours.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Well, it'll be ten, so yeah. Jake just poured it into the mic. You should have done the echo. I Anyways, I'll call you in two hours. That was the most I've ever farted directly All right Never coming back, Andy. What are you talking about? Ben, he's asking if he's ever going to come back. He goes to school here.
Starting point is 00:26:51 He's on an internship. He has to come back to graduate. He already graduated. His parents live here. No, he didn't. He didn't walk. How do you know? Because you said he didn't walk.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Because I asked you when we were at Sandy's three weeks ago. That's because you chose not to because you said I'd rather drink, I'd rather day drink than go walk. So. Sorry. Spencer, I know it's your lifelong dream to become a police officer. Oh, here we go. Is it, was that actually your motive when you took criminal justice? Yeah We can't hold me what We don't have to talk about this wait, I'm I'm lost what did you want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:27:38 I was just because you took criminal justice. I was just Do you have anything you wanted to discuss pertaining to that subject? Yeah. Like what was some of your goals? I guess I like for me and but like we talk about me enough. Like mine was psychology because I wanted to be like a therapist. I'm obviously now a grass daddy. I mean, great one. Well, I Don't necessarily think I was thinking about a degree when I chose criminal justice Like you didn't think he would make it through no, I knew I was gonna make it through
Starting point is 00:28:18 Well, what do you mean? It was basically Is the easiest subject I could take so I could get drunk as much as possible You want to know what he saw a year before he was finishing. So it'd been when I was graduating he goes Randomly comes in the house. He goes. Hey, I picked up a minor. I was like I was like what? I was like you picked up a minor. I immediately thought like a minor isn't like a person. He goes, no, no, no, I picked up a minor.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Like just because. I said, why? He goes, I just felt like partying more. I don't wanna leave. He did it so he could party an extra year. Isn't that crazy? So you are literally the definition of a guy that went to school to party. Yes. What is that movie? But guess what neighbors?
Starting point is 00:29:12 No, what is his name old school old school? Yeah, would they join a frat? They just make their own frat and they're out of school. No the dude that is it when he goes school. No, the dude that is it when he goes Frank the tank. I'll do one. No, he goes. There's one thing good about college. Oh, Dazing Confusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one good thing about. Yeah, that's my motto as I get. No, that's not my motto. That is my motto. Say it now. Go ahead and say as I get older older they always stay the same age they do I was a great 17 minus what is it like 17 minus that's the great thing about high school girls as I get older he said I thought he said college no no he said hi it was high school that movie do you remember when we first watched that show?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Or that movie? Probably not, it was probably Hammer. I think you were, and Carson was like, he said every time they say, so we decided to do a drinking game, every time they say, Hey man, because they say hey man a lot. Hey man. Connor, do you remember that time? So every time they said hey man, we took a shot. I'm not shot
Starting point is 00:30:25 Yeah, I've never been so obliterated my entire life besides my 21st birthday Don't you remember that one time I went to class and they go dude I walked out of class to go throw up in the bathroom. He told me that He's not facetiming me. I was in bed. Mr. George. I went to class all fucked up out of my mind Had to leave class mid class to go throw up That wasn't my fault, okay Those degrees do you want me to fill you guys in on a little? But I'm not trying to pull me hole in your story, but I can say
Starting point is 00:31:06 with absolute certainty you didn't make it through the whole movie doing shot every time. Maybe it wasn't a shot, maybe it was just a drink. It probably was like a drink. I guarantee it was a drink. The phrase, hey man, is a frequent part of the dialogue in Dazed and Confused and it's difficult to provide an exact count while the word man Appears over 200 times. Okay, so it man isn't used that frequently Okay, so maybe it was just like a drink. It wasn't like finish your drink, but it's just a drink No, no we did we did a
Starting point is 00:31:43 drink for that, but we did a shot for a different thing and Then we did a finish your drink for It was no you like you were there. No, and it was a finish see finish your drink for something that was barely said I'm just trying I'm trying to help you out. Am I doing a good job? I'm just spitting all over my fucking. Am I doing a good job? You're perfect.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Oh thank you. I appreciate that. You called me perfect. You put that thing back. What is this thing called by the way? That is a pop filter. Is it just to like prevent the like. So when you go pp pp it doesn't like blow out the mic Because this screen catches the like the wind the and the
Starting point is 00:32:31 That's why pop It catches that so that's why a lot of like people who like when they record labels they have this in front of there It's a okay. That makes it's basically so it doesn't just blow out Okay, that makes sense. It's basically so it doesn't just blow out the mic whenever you say P. Basically because Mr. George is professional. And it helps the people listening. Well, it just makes it so it doesn't blow out the mic
Starting point is 00:32:50 when you say the wrong word. I will say these microphones are really nice because before you got these, because you had those blue snows or whatever they're called. Yeah, blue snowball. Yeah, so before we did. So when you had those on my TV when I watch the YouTube video I'd have to crew my day so loud and then when you got these and then when we would get loud my
Starting point is 00:33:12 Lord you get loud than how to turn it down Yeah, so loud parts were super loud and the quiet parts were super quiet with these it's kind of one level and I can Use with the snowballs, you know, about 15 minutes in, we're gonna get louder. 30 minutes in, better start turning the TV down. That's a good point. An hour in, you better have that at one because it's really loud. Well, and also those were USB.
Starting point is 00:33:36 You're gonna knock this over. Those were USB and these are XLR, which is a different connector. are we gonna make a beer mid Want to stack mine honey, so I do have a couple sub. I mean this okay So I've have a couple sub-time in this okay, so I've got a couple Wait hold on hold on wait wait wait give me I had I already had wild cherries or another pineapple I had Yeah, there should be because I had two and they comes in a pack of 15 right Or is it 12?
Starting point is 00:34:25 Pineapple love because I had I just have lemon line right now. Wait, hey, remember when we were in here messing around that one day when we were in there when we were doing it? Wait. Why are you guys are failing? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like messing around in here. Like we were like, look, we just passed Daddy's podcast. And you just start laughing.
Starting point is 00:34:42 And you know how I did the- Here's the lemon line. You were changing the dial to the- Mm yeah the the chew the five gum thing because when we were top cats we would we literally, when we were top cats, they'd give every team a megaphone as if we need a megaphone. It was a bad idea. And every day it was just like, we'd do that.
Starting point is 00:35:15 It was just so funny. And he would take that siren and he'd just wave it around for no reason whatsoever. I got vidGIS. Okay, so your topic that you want to talk about? Well, I just got a couple topics here. You in the last episode Spencer was like, um, I they were like, we don't know what to talk about. Oh, wait, George has a couple things jotted down here. So like I have notes. Yeah He's learning so
Starting point is 00:36:02 Basically, I like to I like to stay mentally engaged throughout the day throughout the workday. Oh, yeah My mind is always moving and working. You know, I don't go autopilot. And it just doesn't happen with me. I stay engaged. I'm autopilot right now. I know, the synapses are firing. The neurons are flowing. So when I come up with ideas, sometimes I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:36:21 this would be a fun podcast topic. I'll jot it down in my notes. So when they were recording, they be like, this would be a fun podcast topic. I'll jot it down in my notes. So when they were recording, they were like, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Joy just said jot it down here. There's something in here. What are you looking for?
Starting point is 00:36:39 So they tried to rattle off one of my ideas that I had jotted down. They kind of missed a little bit for what I was going for So I had jotted this down What is something that you're afraid would get you cancelled by the boys? and what you guys You guys are like what is something that would make the boys not want to hang out with you is basically what you came to
Starting point is 00:37:04 But that's not necessarily what I meant because in the last episode they talked about like If I said I would come over and then I didn't come over or something like that kind of like you did but no You yeah, and we'll talk about that but what I meant was like what is I was thinking of it more along the lines of like Trends all the like cringy. Well, like you know when people are just like what's your guilty? Your guilty pleasure. Yeah, like what's your guilty pleasure like music or playlist or whatever? Yeah, and I'll give you an example I have because this will be mine. I'll give you an example Because this is kind of where I was at jerking off when cam face times you know
Starting point is 00:37:51 It's just unfortunate timing So we were aerating the golf course at work and I was sitting on the tractor for like the whole I was sitting on a Tractor for like a week and I was running out of things. Yeah, it was play like 10 hours a day on a tractor for like a week and I was running out of things. Yeah, it was probably like 10 hours a day and I was running out of things and I can hear you and we were running out of things to listen to. What are you doing? Get out of here. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:38:14 I was running out of things to listen to and so I was just thinking about. What is he doing? Perfect. Right there. It falls every time. Don't touch it. Just leave it. Okay. So. You're on the tractor.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I was on the tractor. I was singing about things to listen to. And I thought, in my synapsis firing brain, you know what sounded good that I kind of want to listen to right now who are you calling it doesn't matter this this is gonna completely derail go ahead no it's not I'm listening he's not gonna answer anyways well then why are you calling him? Who is it? What if he's calling me right now? What if he's calling me? Is your phone ringing dumbass? Who are you calling? Didn't matter
Starting point is 00:39:18 You're synonymous on the track rice. I was sitting on the tractor and I wanted to listen to something I had been listening to a bunch of podcasts tractor and I wanted to listen to something I had been listening to a bunch of Podcasts already. I wanted to listen to something different. Yeah, and I thought about when we are in eighth grade and we watch the newsies. Oh I haven't heard that with Christian Bale And I was like I'm gonna listen to the newsies soundtrack. Yeah, and then it dawned on me like This is something that like if I told Ben or Spencer, they'd be like, what? What were you listening to?
Starting point is 00:39:50 So then the topic came to my mind. What is something that would get you canceled by the boys? So my example was listening to a musical. I'm sorry. Guilt. I mean, guilty pleasure. No, it's got some good songs. It does have some good songs. I will give them out. Might not get canceled by all the boys. I will say for me, I mean, I'm not going to lie. This might seem like very like normal, but like when I'm driving
Starting point is 00:40:21 to work, you know, I'm trying to like, you know This is the whole point it's about being vulnerable. Yeah Vulnerability, it's that's my whole hand because I know he's gonna say something that's gonna make me mad No, that's exactly the point No, I on the way to work. You're trying to you know, you're tired, you know, you need something to wake you up I'm not gonna lie. I will from time to time put on like, you know that crazy Top-tier white girl music from like the early 2000s like I'm talking like for delicious and stuff like that You know that kind of love that song. Okay, so I'll talk to me I will blare that not just that song but you got burger. This is kiss kiss by Chris, you know
Starting point is 00:41:12 Okay, I'll put it, you know airplanes by Bob, you know some you know, I will Blair the the stuff I don't think I could ever cancel you but Spencer obviously could cuz he's he's like you're down Here down here down here down. You sound like the girl with her heads. Yeah, you're done Some of the things when she's getting proposed is she's just like Like fuck you! Yes. It goes like, from one end of the spectrum of polar opposite to the other end and just like that. And it's so funny. She's like, I love you so much. She's like, fuck your cunt!
Starting point is 00:42:02 And then the guy's just standing around like, and her and then the guys are standing around like in her family in the background it's just like trying not to laugh because they're just like it's so funny okay anyways what's good you oh I got I got huh can you imagine before they realized she had a condition and her mom was like, that would be bad. Mom was like, what? You gotta wake up for school. And she's like, ballsack! Before her family knew the condition. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:33 They were probably like, what? And she's like, fuck you. Fuck you. They're, they're all over Instagram. Like, and I'm telling you, this is the reason why I think Instagram is more is more popular in my opinion Instagram Reels are unhinged compared to tik-tok I'm so afraid to open up the things that he sends me at school because I'm on the school Wi-Fi for one and two Okay, he changes one video changes my algorithm and all of a sudden I just
Starting point is 00:43:14 When he's done I want to put my piece in okay, tell me I'm done go ahead. Okay, you're done Yeah, um, is this about what we get you camped by the boys? No, this is about algorithm things Is this about what would get you camped by the boys? No, this is about algorithm things. Okay the the reason I sent him this shit is because Benjamin all the way Sends me this stuff changes my algorithm. You know like I need to fuck someone else's up. Yeah I'm and that's exactly what I do I Learned got on a VPN. Ben is not on the school Ben Wilson He I swear to God this dude has it down to a science. I don't know if this is true
Starting point is 00:43:54 I don't know if it's true, but I feel like he has it down to a science where he can send you the perfect amount of like reels and it just Changes your algorithm. Oh, yeah Here I will open like all the things he sends me go back to Instagram My reels are boom changed To whatever he's sending me. It's crazy. I don't know. I don't understand it I don't know how many reels you have to send so they've got it figured out's crazy. I don't know I don't understand it I don't know how many reels you have to send so They got shit figured out I think Ben's got it figured out
Starting point is 00:44:35 Like he's trying to like he's in Silicon Valley now God, I feel like he's trying to shout out Ben shout out Our Cali Spencer I want you to get vulnerable what something that would get you canceled by the boys You guys talked about crying and I'm like, I want to give a little bit more I want you to get personal and deep more personal than that. I want you Connor. I've been I want you to get personal and deep. More personal than that. I want you.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Connor, I've been. Personal. Like a guilty pleasure. Yeah, like you're like, like I if you're like, like, I love watching the Powderpuff Girls or you like to bake. With an oven apron or whatever, not not an oven apron, but. Bitch, I lived with you for how many years? Have you ever seen me bake anything?
Starting point is 00:45:24 I don't know if Courtney's changed you or not. Hell no! Courtney baked for me! That's true. That's true. I've seen it. You'll wake him up and be like if you don't have anything that's fine I don't know if you're just us what do you think hardening off stone of a man. Living with you for three years I would say maybe you for three years, I would say the most. Maybe sleeping in the bathroom because I'm so fucked out of my gourd. Oh man, I would say. Oh, God, I can't even think of it.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Honest to God, living with him for three years. I can't think of anything. What gets you emotional? Let's start there. The Vikings losing a football game. That is, yep. There you go. That that that's about as I'm not saying I'm not saying mad. I'm saying like no like he like he gets emotional Like I remember when he when I first met him when the Minnesota miracle what?
Starting point is 00:46:18 What's something that gives you goosebumps The Minneapolis miracle NTA Like watching the Nebraska Tunnel walk bumps. The Minneapolis miracle. NTA 25. Like watching the Nebraska tunnel walk. I don't know. Maybe like at the game stone faced person. If I'm at the game, the tunnel walk will give me goosebumps. But if I'm not, I mean, we went to it on TV a hundred times.
Starting point is 00:46:45 We went to a game together. I'm just trying to figure out what causes raw emotion from you to flow. That's what I'm trying to get Connor to. I would say like, relationships brings out those raw relationships. You know what gives me goosebumps? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Hit me. Fucking a good party. That is true Connor see me break out. Oh my god. I Like fucking they get just injected myself with 200 milligrams of steroids ready for this party Every year when we were living at the froth house Jersey party We would have a party on what's that? What's that? Jersey party is where where you to get in you had to be wearing a jersey It could be any sport, but it was just a jersey like a team jersey
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah, team Jersey of it so like high school people would wear any school You could wear practices or you could wear like a Michael Jordan jersey You know just to get in and we did it on senior night of the boys basketball and and it was just a tradition We did and there was one year because how did it on senior night of the boys basketball and and it was just a tradition we did and there's one year It's because how did it start? Come up. Come on, buddy. I came the most bait What do you mean how to start? I walked down the hallway over his fuck
Starting point is 00:48:00 Connor you got to know this is like six years ago. It's been a long time You don't remember. I remember this like it was yesterday. I I'm getting old funny how I'm getting old though. How his memory comes in and out depending Yeah, I don't remember it and then he goes oh, I remember this thing from five years ago, okay I walked down the hallway okay Hung over his fuck doesn't remember two weekends ago, but he remembers six years ago like it was fucking just happy I'm walking down the hallway hung over his fuck. You're sitting on the chair right? No sitting on the chair right side
Starting point is 00:48:39 This wall Saturdays are for the boys flag. Yeah, you're right. Yes Yes, I understand. Right next to the hallway. Yep. I look over, Connor, should have a party tonight. And you go, I'm down. And I go, no, I'm down. We should have a party. And you go, yeah, dude, I'm down and I go We should make a theme And then you go what kind of theme and I said I was eating for the party I Do remember this now? Okay, so and then I go we should do a Jersey party
Starting point is 00:49:16 So this was his first year living so this is my junior year his sophomore year his first year living in froth also getting the full like year his first year living in Froth House so getting the full like party house like like feel and yeah I remember him saying that and when I say you remember how when he talked about our landlord said our our electricity bill was through the roof because of the AC being on yeah I remember that I remember there was like I think at least 85 plus people in this place and it was bumping like our stereos are our stereo But like You shot that by
Starting point is 00:49:52 So loud 185 No, I won't say 100. I want to 100 honor I'd say like once I had a fucking punch people to get to my room people to get to my room. That's true. That's true. He said move and he got out the way and just shoved them in like I wasn't shoving. I was hitting mouths. I had to get another beer George. My beer's in my room. Why was your beer in your room? Cuz he had a cuz I live there. A mini fridge. Not a magical one but a mini fridge. So So basically this just entire this entire
Starting point is 00:50:30 Atmosphere just made you Feel so encapsulated with emotion Beyond oh, oh, yeah that We're about him that you're worried that the boys would cancel you for it. I wouldn't be worried I would hope they wouldn't cancel me for literally probably. We went through the rabble for nothing. Well, technically, I probably would have just. We did.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I probably would have just like, jizzed my pants because I was so excited. OK, so how about this? Have you ever been to like a Starbucks? No. OK, have you ever been to like. Why the fuck would I go to a Starbucks? That would be something that you would be like, what's the most?
Starting point is 00:51:06 Okay, let's just let's cut all the bullshit. Okay. All right. What's the most feminine thing you've ever done? You know what that means I got a pedicure with cam There we go. Why didn't I start with that here? I don't know if you like pedicures that that could be your answer for something. I don't like them But I just say you do so we can say that it's something you would get. Okay, so another thing Say you just say I love pedicures ready one two three He looked at me and was like, I'm not saying this. I'm not going to say it. Spencer loves pedicures, but it makes
Starting point is 00:51:48 me think a little bit lesser than you of a man, but I still love you and I won't cancel. How about this? Kim made me go. I'm just joking. It's just all part of the bed. Oh, OK. So what'd they do?
Starting point is 00:52:03 What'd they do? Did they clip your nails? What did they do what they do Do they clip your nails? Like what do they do? I've never had a pedicure. Yeah, like really what happens? Hey, hey, I don't know they clip my nails and did they yeah Was it like in a little like bath or whatever thing? I think yeah like a little Yeah, like a little war pole and they were speaking Vietnamese, right? Did they like say like you want nail polish? Yeah, they did they did do that Yes, they asked you you're just like yeah, and I look over a black nail balls with a when I
Starting point is 00:52:36 when I went in when I went in I Everything she said to me. I just looked at cam and cam would either shake his head. Yes or no So okay, so in there a few times. I'm guessing probably Because I would look over at him and he'd go. Yes Are you are you Putsy with me over here. I'm not playing foots with you. I'm not seeing you. Don't get me canceled. No, but I think grabbing your friend's dicks every five seconds would might be warranted canceling.
Starting point is 00:53:15 But he likes it. Literally on the way into the house. Maybe. George is struggling to find the key. And I just feel this whole. Did he reach up underneath? He reached underneath and just goes. Yeah, I was getting wet.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I had to grab. I was like, Spencer, ow, ow, ow. And he goes, just let it happen. He was getting wet. Let it happen. I was getting wet. You know what could get me canceled? Just imagine this, but it was like every day living with him.
Starting point is 00:53:43 It was like, I honestly- it was like I honestly how are you alive I swear to God there's so many moments where I was like he loves it he he loves to scare me because he knows I get scared so easily but like when it comes to horror movies I don't but like somebody no no I do but I'm just saying horror movies don't scare me but when people jump out in front of me in real life or like or like sneak up behind me I get freaked out. I'm the boogie man. I'm coming to get you. He would literally just like be like he crawl in this weird like
Starting point is 00:54:16 Like I don't know he's just like I can come in to get you. I'd be like He does look like a little gremlin. I got so many videos of like when we were quarantined, remember? And we stayed up till 4 AM and I took videos of him. Where are the Millers taking turns joking off? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:54:36 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have videos of Connor drinking off Tengen Brands. No, you don't. That's what you think. No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I made you delete those. I made you delete those. Remember that crack between our two closets? Oh, yeah, we could hear everything from both rooms. So like my closet was the bigger man whore. What the fuck are you looking at me for? No, I was looking at you to see what you were going to say. Huh?
Starting point is 00:55:08 What are you going to say? It's not even. Are you sure? It's even? It's even, Steven. Okay. That's fair. I plead the fifth.
Starting point is 00:55:18 No, I plead the fifth. Shake hands and go like this. I don't want to touch his dirty Sounds from the sounds, but he wasn't touching it himself Okay, I have the video you wanna see it you wanna see a picture from the fall house Guys wanna hear my Spencer impression? Yes. Wow!
Starting point is 00:55:49 What is that? That hair! It's not loading. God dang it. Oh, wait, ready? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ That's Connor you We would just crawling around This is when we were quarantined and so when we came back having fever bad, we would get bored Oh my god, when did you bleach your hair? Okay, I'd you put your hair? He bleached it your junior year, right? I don't know whenever Cassie did it. It was during kovat like when we came back from the corn like just for fun Yeah, he can't he had the mullet and he goes
Starting point is 00:56:35 Was that fit? It was March right no August August oh that I Know who that was. Can we not show this? Can show no you can show I don't know you gotta ask him It's his It's it's like don't show the camera. I'll give you hints. Okay. Yeah Okay, you can take any guesses okay like you get to know that you know that was someone else I was someone else okay, and let's just say I heard that I could hear Yeah, I had one of those six hours
Starting point is 00:57:09 I had one of those and I was like it's so convenient how you could only have this ability when we're at my place Yeah, oh, yes, that wasn't even I know it was only his That was that was the one that did it and I said get the fuck out Yeah, he literally, I said how. As it was happening or after? After. After. Once I figured out what it went out on.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Because if I knew, so what would happen is if he knew someone was over at my, like to come over to hang out with me or vice versa, like he would be like, how was it? And I'd just be like, it was good. But for like it Oh, yeah, I didn't exactly So like for him I'd be like everything good he goes I kicked her out
Starting point is 00:57:57 What it's like an episode of Jersey Shore he'd be like yeah, which was a grenade. She's a grenade. I kicked her out I'll tell you more about my experience off air that's actually pretty good I'm not gonna lie. That was a little one. That was a little one. Cover your ears. That was a little one. That was a little one. I mean the first time me and Courtney ever hooked up we broke my bed and I told her to
Starting point is 00:58:40 go home. And then I remember we went on spring break to S.S. Park and he goes, he goes, yeah, we're just talking still. I'm like, you just kick, didn't you just get her out? He goes, sounds like you weren't doing much talking. And not really. We'll edit that out. He don't have to edit it out. Wasn't that funny of a joke? We didn't do much talking. This is mine. Where's yours at?
Starting point is 00:59:02 Gone. You threw the cup away? I don't know where the cup's at. Okay. So I remember on one of the episodes, Talking this is mine. Where's yours at? Okay, so I remember on one of the episodes Yeah, probably much not talking you asked him I don't do much talking top his top five and the his and and what Google says is the top ten of the Vikings I want you to do the same thing for the chiefs because I think I know for the chiefs Shut the fuck up and then he does do the same thing for the Chiefs, because I think I know more. Shut the fuck up. For the Chiefs? Shut the fuck up. Than he does about the Vikings.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Wait, OK, OK. This is OK. So. Ha ha ha ha. Now, not NFL history, but at least for the. Ha ha ha. Wait, I don't even remember the parameters of the quiz. I don't even remember the parameters of the quiz.
Starting point is 00:59:42 So you said. He just has to pee, right? He's not actually rage quitting is he? Okay, what what were the parameters you said hey, I want to see your history on the Vikings give me your top five And I think it was and then who are yeah, I Google top five No, you Google top ten and then when he said his five or the top five. No, you Googled top 10, and then when he said his five, you said that's number whatever, that's number whatever,
Starting point is 01:00:09 and we went down the list. Now, I can't prove or disprove that you already searched these ahead of time. No, I didn't, no, no, I really didn't. Like, I swear. Chiefs players. He is just peeing, can you hear it? A whole time, yeah. Okay okay good. I thought he really
Starting point is 01:00:29 Okay, so I've got a list of one two three four I Got a list of nine nine. Okay. That's well. I do have more hold on okay I don't okay, so they're they're like in a rose, and I don't know Okay type in like top ten. I typed in top ten chiefs players of all time and then okay, and they're in columns I'm gonna assume that the columns are This way this way in this way Come back in come back in come back in no come here. Did I really piss him off? I don't know No, come here. Did I really piss him off?
Starting point is 01:01:03 I don't know. Are you done with this bullshit? No, I just wanna see how I compared it to how you did. Because I watched that. Spencer, I bet he doesn't even come close to you. No, I bet I don't. Hey, that's my bag. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Honestly, looking at this list, I bet he doesn't name a single one of them. Okay. Now, in no particular order. So you have to, I have to, What did I do for him? Yeah, what did you do for,
Starting point is 01:01:25 cause we were talking about this. What did he ask you? You named your top five. Your top five, right? And then I said, what do you think the internet said was the top five? Is that right? Okay, so you want me to name my top five?
Starting point is 01:01:37 You can name your top five. You can name your top five. Spacey mums, spacey mums. He's actually not on. He's actually not on. Spacey mums, spacey mums. Are you done? No Are you done we're gonna end up this segment yeah, we did five okay Pat moans for doing no actually Okay, Oh Travis Casey Travis Kelsey
Starting point is 01:02:01 No, well I Taylor Swift Is he done? I'll do it. Okay. I'll mute your mic. All right number five, Derek Johnson. Okay. Number four, okay, Jamal Charles. Okay. Number three, Will Shields. He's a guard slash tackle. Okay. Two, Tony Gonzalez. Okay. Number one, that's a Falcon, Larry Johnson. Okay. Okay. Two, Tony Gonzalez. Okay. Number one. That's a Falcon. Larry Johnson.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Okay. Okay. Okay, now I want you to name what you think the internet said are the top five. Of like, does this count as current and former? This is what I have on my screen here. Top 10 Chiefs players of all time? It's more than 10.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Only to me. No, 10 no no no I know so I can name greatest Kansas City Chiefs of all time okay surprise just go Pat Mahone's Tony Gonzalez has got to be top five he's number two he's number two okay I'm too bad he's a Falcon now but he was grads years or what the Falcons what counts as you're right or you're wrong Okay The person made in the top five or not George I'll mute your mic He's wrong with the Tony Gonzalez. You can't just interject every time. He's trying to talk
Starting point is 01:03:19 I can because we're talking this bullshit is Travis Kelsey on top five no, okay guess Yeah, sure Okay, all right According to whatever if this is a coherent list, okay? We'll put Jamal Charles in there Jamal Charles. It's probably like seven or eight is Way down the list. Okay. Is Larry Johnson on there? Larry Johnson is not even on the screen.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Wow. That's shocking. There's a Johnny Robinson? Hmm. Deontay Hall? Not on the screen. Will Shields? Will Shields is on the screen. He's not in the top five though. But I don't know if this is in any particular order or not. Because you said it's in columns.
Starting point is 01:04:19 I mean, I'll show you, but I don't know if it's in any particular order. Okay. So if Tony Gonzalez is number two, Gionté Hall is not on there. Derek Johnson? No. Tamba Halle? Wait, hold on, hold on. He said no when he's not even looking at the screen. No, he's not.
Starting point is 01:04:41 I'm intrigued to see, okay. So, like, the list I have is Len Dawson. Oh, yeah quarterback Then Tony Gonzalez then Willie Laney. Er, I don't think I know that one Emmett Thomas. Yeah Otis Taylor. These are old guys. Then after that it says Harris, but her hair kicker Harris-bucker shut the heck out. So Harris-butt-ker? Kicker? Harris-butt-ker? Shut the heck up.
Starting point is 01:05:04 So Abner? Probably the best chief to ever do it. Abner Haynes? Except? Except Jermon Latorre's, because remember, he's better than Adrian Peterson. Nick Lowry? No, I don't think.
Starting point is 01:05:14 That is off of Bussie's Comet. I'm not Bussie. Nick Lowry? Yep. Then Derek Thomas? Bussie's Peaks were all cheese hands. Derek Thomas is a linebacker. He's the one that killed himself.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Will Shields? Will Shields, yeah. Buck's the one that killed himself. Will Shields. Buck Buchanan See, these are all old guys like I'm homes priest homes is the greatest in my opinion the greatest free Undrafted free agent running back in the Lee in to ever come into the league. Then it says Tyree kill You can make an argument then Then it says Jan Stenerud, Stenerud, Curly Culp, Stephane Page, then Patrick Mahomes, and Travis Kelsey. These are very old guys. I gotta piss by the way. Bobby Bell, Jamal Charles, Christine Okoye, Johnny Robinson. We're gonna end this. What? We are? Yeah. Go ahead and sit down.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Unless you want to keep going. I want to keep going. Do you want to keep going? I don't care. I want to keep going. I think we're done. No, I want to keep going. He's just mad because of the fact that I brought that up. I don't think you beat him. I mean, to be honest. No, I didn't. I think he has a better knowledge of the Viking. I mean, no offense, I think he has a better knowledge of the Vikings. I mean no offense I think he has a better knowledge. Okay when you look at the all-time greats that have come through the NFL between the two teams the Vikings and the Chiefs the Vikings have more you didn't hear me the Vikings have more when you think
Starting point is 01:06:36 about it. But so are you saying that makes it easier for him? No I'm not saying that's easier I'm just saying you can name off a handful of guys compared to the Chiefs. The Chiefs haven't been relevant until seven, eight years ago. When Andy Reid came in, look at the years before that. Look at the years before. They weren't relevant. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, look at the Vikings.
Starting point is 01:07:01 You know what I mean? We had Matt Castle. I'm going to the bathroom. Okay, okay, okay. I do have a couple more topics here. Oh So I Have something it's not necessarily a topic but I have it just jotted down And I don't down I don't want to name a name
Starting point is 01:07:22 Well, I know yeah,. So I'm down. Your former. I'll say your former boss that is still there. Okay. Yeah. I know. Is you. Not me. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. So they were wanting to have more, for the sake of the members, they were wanting to have more videos and stuff posted so they could see what was going on with maintenance and whatnot like they wanted to have a better idea like they wanted more they wanted us grounds department to have a more a better social media presence so like so the members could see what was going on and get a little yeah I'm
Starting point is 01:08:18 trying to scenes look and whatnot I'm trying to think of like what like how you would do that like no no no so like a major project or just like an everyday type of video just in general they wanted like some more videos and they wanted to like see what was going on just for the fun of it so like mowing greens type thing and cutting and we've shown some videos and stuff, like on Facebook and whatnot, and I'll show you some videos after. So when we were talking about this beforehand, before we started recording any videos, your former boss was talking about this whole subject,
Starting point is 01:09:00 and he was like, I don't know how we're gonna do this. And he's like, I don't know, they wanna see more videos and stuff. And he said, and like, well, the thought of posting on Tik TOK makes me want to puke. I could fully see him saying that. That's the funniest part. So he said it in
Starting point is 01:09:40 all seriousness oh I I know that that's how I took it. Just him sitting in his chair just going, just. He's like, I don't know how we're going to do this. The thought of me posting on TikTok just makes you want to fucking puke. I was like, jeez. You talking about your boss? Yeah. I had that jotted down for so long,
Starting point is 01:10:03 and I didn't know when would be a good time to work it in because I Didn't want to name any names. I didn't want to divulge too much. Yeah Finally I could cross it off my list and I wanted to share that with you guys So I miss him though, I really I truly do miss him He's great. Are we talking about the person that I name all the time? No. Different one? Anyway, but whatever happened to that video,
Starting point is 01:10:32 remember last year, it was probably around this time when that chick came out and started videoing everything we did. Cause I was changing cups and she was trying to get videos of me changing cups all the time. I don't remember what happened to that. I don't know. It went on an Instagram like real type thing. We recorded some videos of like our first mows of the season and they got posted on Facebook and I'll show you. And like I recorded a lot and they posted all of my shit. Did you walkmo at all? Like for your first mo's?
Starting point is 01:11:07 We didn't. Didn't have the boys to do it? So how long do you guys wanna go for? Cause I have another topic, but it may take a while. I'm good. I'm good. So this is- Wait, one sec.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Yeah, I'll take another one. This is a fantasy style topic So again, I was at work I had the old fantasy brain working and I thought about you know, you know how before we went to the casino How tonight? Yeah, we were watching some videos of guys hitting the slots Spencer How yeah, we were watching some videos of guys hitting the slots Spencer So What I like to do is
Starting point is 01:11:53 If you if you live vicariously through other people doing certain things Then it makes you feel like you're involved without having to actually do the risk of it. Does that make sense? You're like, I can't go to the casino and do $750 spins like Vegas Matt, but I can watch him do it and get to see what it would be like. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:17 So it gives you a little bit of that satisfaction relief that you get to see what it would be like without actually doing it oh yeah so and I love this I love I love like fantasizing about things that doesn't it make you kind of in a way jealous it doesn't make me jealous it because it honestly it scratches the itch so that I don't have to lose anything because it's satisfying yeah but you also can't you also aren't the one winning but it's also unrealistic seeing a 750 spin that's three that's over three times what I was willing to even gamble in total tonight.
Starting point is 01:13:08 So the whole idea of this next topic is a fantasy. So what I want to do boys is I want to come up with a fantasy trip to Las Vegas where we see how much things would cost if money was no option so let's say we're getting a charter flight like let's see how much a charter private cost flight would be to Las Vegas right now. Let's say we wanted to leave right now as in a PJ, as in a private jet to Las Vegas right now How much it would cost just us three right now and just think sure okay? It's whatever you want
Starting point is 01:13:50 I think I got a good guess well. It's not necessarily a guessing game. I was just gonna look it up and say yep We're doing it can I put my guess in? 20 $20,000 mm-hmm for the minimum oh, but yeah for the private jet flight Right now private flight to Las Vegas One of you guys might need to look this up because Otherwise I'm just gonna be sitting here googling and it's not gonna be very entertaining. I'm entertained Are you in I think I'm just gonna be sitting here googling and it's not gonna be very entertaining. I'm entertained. Are you
Starting point is 01:14:30 I think I'm entertained. I think I want to stay at the Cosmopolitan no Caesar Palace. No, no, no, I want to say because the cosmopolitan is right above the Bellagio Fountain And I want Caesar palette Caesar Palace is more is it also You said 20 years year Yeah, I said Tony from Lincoln, Nebraska a private jet flight Generally expect to pay between six and twenty grand for a twenty for a one-way flight So one way flight one way to get there is six to twenty grand So let's say me wait me half when that's 13 grand 13 and then let's say it's 13 back. Yeah, so 26 26 grand there
Starting point is 01:15:10 So 20 cause my all-time. Yep, or Caesar Palace. Where do I want to stay in a sweet? Wait Connor, where do they stay at for its hang your pal hangover? It's a Caesar palover that's what I thought hangover Caesar palace that's a real thing because it overlooks the Bellagio fountain so when it's going off at night you can watch it from like the balcony but the thing is the hangover is a real like which is a movie but it's a real hotel room it is it is it's based off it's a real hotel room. It is, it is. It's based off, it's based off their actual VIP at Caesar Palace. Which one is more expensive? Which one is, cause we need to stay
Starting point is 01:15:52 in the more expensive one. Okay, so Caesar Palace has a range, it said it has a range of suites, like from low to high. We want the highest, we want the most expensive. By the way, was that the most expensive flight you could have taken? Yes, I want a g5 Well, then like I want that's 20 grand. I just say 20 grand 20 grand
Starting point is 01:16:13 He said it ranges from 6 to 20 Like the flight attendant will suck you off on your way there while she's like while she's like boofing champagne up your asshole That I need to win the lottery Okay, the nobu sky villa and the Caesars Palace Las Vegas price at for a five night stay five million dollars For a five night stay so I'm million a million a night
Starting point is 01:16:59 So basically from he's not lying. I'm not look at that All right, okay from he's not lying I'm not look at that all right okay I'm mill I'm all right five mil we were from we went from 40,000 so it's six million this is to get there this is the photo of the place what did you look up most expensive smose in Vegas and in Caesars Palace it's called the nobu sky villa I want to know there's gotta be it's there's Villa. I wanna know, there's gotta be, there's gotta be, there's gotta be, A million a night.
Starting point is 01:17:26 There's gotta be amenities with that. It's Nobu, and Nobu's a, Look up some of the amenities. I better be fucking and getting fucked. Nobu Sky Villa. Nobu Sky. Nobu Sky. Nobu Sky.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Nobu Sky. Nobu Sky. God damn, Mr. George. There better be a glory hole in there. I don't know There better be at least 20 the housekeeping better be in long. Okay, so the nobu sky villa at Caesar Palace The minute the luxurious amenities include access to a private fitness center. Yeah, pride priority seating at the nobu restaurant Okay, don't know what that fucking is It's the most expensive restaurant and probably like one of the most right?
Starting point is 01:18:09 It's a really high a business you only get my no way a business lounge with tea service Whatever complementing my wife I and nightly turned down service. What does that mean? Okay, now do this. What's the most expensive restaurant in Las Vegas? So we're gonna get there. Can I get one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, after that. This is a fantasy.
Starting point is 01:18:34 So picture this, boys. We get up, we drive to the airport, we got our G5 airplane waiting for us on the tarmac. 20,000. We get on the plane, We fly to Las Vegas we land We go to Caesar's Palace we get taken up to our room and now we're hungry. We want to eat What are we looking at Connor? It it's Russian Joel
Starting point is 01:19:00 Robuchon $525 for a tasting menu a tasting menu is just like you know like a Charcoalry board yeah, yeah, that's where you're tasting sir. Thanks. That's five hundred sample. That's just sample Okay now we're Billy That's just the taste it has so you you know the Michelin stars. Yeah. Yeah, it has Ten Michelin stars as a thought it was one to three no But you can get as many as you so they've gotten multiple they've had a star two star What ever is ten and as of?
Starting point is 01:19:37 Two thousand and nine so imagine what they so 525 for the appetizer. What's the most expensive thing on the menu? Jesus like we're getting steak dinner. That's like, they had to murder a dolphin that was shitting out caviar to slap on our prime rib, whatever steak. But after this Japanese wagyu beef, after we get our bellies full. Oh yeah. We're going to hit some high limit Gambling no, okay. I guess I'm before that. Okay, get it empty. Um, what? Empty what we need the hookers? Okay, let's look up what are the most expensive escorts my freaking dude I'm gonna get tracked down looking up I'm gonna get tracked down looking up there
Starting point is 01:20:30 The FBI is gonna be banging on Spencer's door tomorrow morning like is there a Connor Hogue here I don't know fuck you are Expensive item Okay All right any guesses oh my god, right prime rib smashed with gold diamond rag wagyu What is it? What is it? It's some huh? Oh, you're talking probably just some kind of like Wagyu beef steak it is wagyu, but guess 1500 it's probably like $5,000
Starting point is 01:21:04 $7,200 and That's just the steak no sides. It says just the steak So we said we said hold the side hold the fries hold the fries hold the fries hold the fries, please Like we get a side of side of range. All right 25 All right, so then we said our okay. So we highest paid escorts and sons. We got our $525 tasting menu. We filled our bellies. Whoa! It was like a crazy photo. We filled our bellies with $7,200 stake. Now before-
Starting point is 01:21:45 I need to get off this. Before a night of gambling, we gotta drain our balls so we've got clear heads. So we're gonna get some escorts. It won't even let me leave this site, bro. I'm so glad you're the one Googling this and not me. God damn. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Blue chip hookers. Come on we have the pin it the the pink slips The penny sucks you gotta get a pin the stone shard, I mean five million dollars for a hotel I hope there's hookers there. I just paid escort. I just the one I clicked on I don't Know because it's bad. I want to say no those are on. I don't want that one. Yeah, click and do it again. No, because it's bad. I wanna see this. He's like, no, those are colored. I want white girl. All right. Go up. Go up, go up.
Starting point is 01:22:31 No, why are you telling me what to do? This is my phone. Hey Spencer, you have a phone too. You can do it if you want. He's not even telling me price. That might not be something they can disclose. That might not be something they can disclose. Here, let me just Google average. Average hooker price in Vegas.
Starting point is 01:22:54 And then we'll whatever is on the higher end, we'll take that. 200 to 6,000, okay, so. 200 to 6,000? For one hour, so let's just say like three grand. Wait, you said 200 to 6,000 okay, so 200 to 6,000 for one hour, so let's just say like three grand Wait you said 200 to 6,000. That's the the pro-jure dollars to 6,000, but that's per hour Yeah, how many hours do you need five? What time did we land noon we landed at noon no
Starting point is 01:23:22 We took the red eye. We took the red eye. We're limited. We took the private jet I took the private. Oh, yeah, we're land at 10 about the 10 a.m 10 a.m. Okay. Yeah, okay. So, okay. So this is after our okay. So what time do we eat dinner? Six let's just say six. Yeah, Spencer. Okay, so we got the casino what six thousand times five That's thirty thousand thirty. Okay. So thirty thousand. Let's just say we mean five hours I I noted in the first two minutes and then I just played chess with them the rest of the time and Spencer's in there Doing God knows what so you want your somatolite? I'm like, so where'd you go to school?
Starting point is 01:24:05 I'm like what would you make go to school? Connor, you know five hours. I'm like what'd you make here? You're my neighbor for a long time. How much money does an average person spend at the casinos in Vegas? No, no, no. Just look up what is the highest you can bet in Vegas. Oh, it's a lot. Probably 30K. Like what's the highest high limit room in Vegas? I bet you... What's the highest high limit room?
Starting point is 01:24:33 It would be... 100K. 100K. 100K. It's the highest. Wow. So let's say... It says per hand.
Starting point is 01:24:42 So let's say in Black Jock, if you split them, you can go 200 We're talking but we're talking we have the money, but this is money worth. This is money. We're spending so let's say Let's say we had a rowdy night of gambling. We were up and down and then we ended up just losing a hundred Like let's say we lost one hand we're like we gotta leave yeah Like let's say we lost one hand we're like we gotta leave yeah After being up and down several times they say between the average blackjack table spins between 40 and 50 K. That's The average but the highest you can bet is 100. Okay, so
Starting point is 01:25:21 So the average is about 40 to 50 K So if the highest bet is 100, let's say we lost 100. 100 okay so let's say you got a double so you got double down then no like we're losing we're talking about what we could bid and we're losing in one hand so now we've we've we've gambled 100 away we broke even and we threw in one more 100k and we lost it and we said let's leave so we're down 100k gambling So now we need to go see like a show. What is like the highest show or Entertainment show entertainment in vegas like ufc Is it cirque du soleil? Is it a fucking is carrot top gonna be there and we're front row and we're gonna get jizzed on What is the highest show you can go to?
Starting point is 01:26:11 We're gonna figure out our ideal trip to Vegas. Highest ticket price. Yeah like front row For an entertainment show in Las Vegas. You didn't put it with me under the table. In 2024, when Adele was performing Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele,
Starting point is 01:26:42 Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, Adele, At the Sphere. At the Sphere, let's go. I do like the Sphere. I got videos from my dude that went to Vegas. $1,462. That's it? Yeah. That ain't it. What about, what about, let's, okay I got this.
Starting point is 01:26:55 Let's assume the Super Bowl is being played in Las Vegas. How much is the most expensive Super Bowl ticket? Oh, 25. What's the, just look up what's the most expensive Super Bowl ticket? Oh, 25. Just look up what's the most expensive Super Bowl ticket. I'll just say this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what he's talking about. Let's say this was the whole point of our trip, kind of.
Starting point is 01:27:16 We're going to watch the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. The Super Bowl's in Vegas. According to Forbes, the highest ticket ticket this year at the Super Bowl this year let's just say $56,000 wow that's but you got times that by how many friends are three of us so so three times 56 okay okay I got another idea let's say Spencer mouthed off to someone at the Super Bowl. A hundred, that's how much we're spending with the three of us.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Okay, okay, 168, okay, yeah, good idea. So it's just boom, boom, boom. Three seats, right? 168. All next to each other. And I'm assuming you're paying me back for that. Yes, I'm gonna win the game. So let's assume we're at the Super Bowl, right?
Starting point is 01:28:00 It's the Vikings versus the Chiefs. I'm killing him. Spencer mouthed. I'm already telling you Marty telling someone I will throw him out. So I look at Spencer wrong and he fucking pops them in the fucking lip It won't be yellow shirt 70 year old guy grabs and was like, hey, hey And then they call a cop over take Spencer to jail. How much is it to bail someone out? take Spencer to jail how much is it to bail someone out I will homers I will Homer what is that salt car yeah how much is an assault no it won't be an assault charge it'll be a assaulting a police officer oh you're assaulting the
Starting point is 01:28:39 police officer well because technically speaking at the Super Bowl they're all police officers So if I push the yellow, that's it five grand five grand We spent 7200 on steak easy Yeah, I'm crazy All right, but anyways biggest they just want to get him out. I guarantee you they just don't want to do what else We're spending money on? What's the most expensive clothing store?
Starting point is 01:29:08 No. No, no, no. What else? We gotta figure out what we're spending. We gotta rent a Lambo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. We're renting two Lambos.
Starting point is 01:29:16 What's the most expensive car rental? No, we're renting two Lambos. Right. We got three of us. We can't all fit in one Lambo. As a two seater. We're gonna have to take turns No, we're reading to we got money. No, I know but like we'll have to take turns on the most expensive
Starting point is 01:29:31 It doesn't say car but the most expensive car According to CNBC to rent to rent a day is 25 grand So so that's five days, but remember we're five five days because we're staying and that's time to 25 It's two 50 that's $125,000 no 50 Because well, let's just say we share a car. Yeah 50 times 5 It's 25 per day, bitch
Starting point is 01:30:02 We're getting it to be 25 times 5 for one car Yes, it's 250 250,000. It's 250. Yep car rental and then you got right. We're gonna rent an SUV Okay, what else we spending money on we're spending money on clothes, okay What are we going shopping most expensive? Yeah, I'm buying a thong the most expensive watch designer clothes I want to watch a one-to-one T I want to watch because I want another watch. I want to watch underneath here. I did the most The the high-end cloning stores of
Starting point is 01:30:45 Las Vegas right here. I can't do anything on my. Shirt, slide, shorts. Oh, I can't do anything on my wrist. I need a chain. Let's do this. Let's do this. I need a chain. What's the most expensive chain?
Starting point is 01:30:57 What's the most expensive t-shirt, shorts, and shoes, and watch? I need a chain. We'll add that up and we'll add it and then and then that'll complete she's our visit to Las Vegas what it is oh never mind $100,000 for a diamond in crud crusted Cuban link chain okay Cuban that's my chain a hundred the chain that's my chain now we need a t-shirt most expensive t-shirt t-shirt
Starting point is 01:31:29 This is quite a trip we're taking boys Jesus Christ Buzzing like a honey like what's the most expensive champagne? We're just gonna assume that's already in our It's already it's gotta be we're playing we're paying a million dollars a night yeah that's complimentary one thousand and seventy dollars for a louis vitton gradient cotton t-shirt louis vitton for that's a t-shirt a thousand and seventy times threes with three grand or uh shorts or pants and then we need shoes and then accessory like a watch I need a for a ring I need a full on tux you want to talk are we already strolling around in tuxes and sunglasses I mean we have to be should we scrap the shirt
Starting point is 01:32:22 scrap the shirt scrap the shirt we'llrap the shirt, scrap the shirt. We'll scrap the shirt. We gotta go. We got chains, sunglasses. Most expensive tuxedo store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Vegas. Yes. There we go, now we're picking up.
Starting point is 01:32:34 Yeah, we gotta go tux, sunglasses. There we go. We're high rolling this weekend. We're five days. Balling. We're balling out hard and we're like every night we're going to that to our hotel room and we're just counting up our winnings and then we're sitting on the on the balcony overlooking the Abelagio fountain going off a Stewart who's diamond edition this is crazy tux
Starting point is 01:33:16 Seven hundred and seventy eight thousand two hundred and ninety dollars times three in that nuts wait wait wait times seven seventy eight 778 to 90 You're gonna have to do it my phone's record times three seven eight two ninety seven seven eight two ninety yeah times three seven seven eight two million 334 thousand eight hundred and seventy dollars in that crazy how much No, that ain't crazy for a tux does that include the shoes? You guys got 13th back there You got 13th does yes, yes, yes. Yes. It does. It does. All right watch watch
Starting point is 01:33:50 We're going to Rolex. We're going to Rolex. We're picking out a watch. There's got to be a Rolex store in Las Vegas I don't know if Rolex is top of the notch anymore. Is it really what's the most expensive watch? Oh my god Paul Newman Rolex Daytona Here we go. That's about right 17.8 million dollars look it up times three times three 17 mil times three times three 53.4 million 53 so 53 million 400 thousand and that crazy
Starting point is 01:34:26 What else we buying boys? Is that it? I think we lost our lottery Well, I think okay is covered because of the dinner, but that's dinner and that's yeah Hey five, how much money does somebody spend on alcohol per per day? Ah Technically when you're technically when you're gambling though it's him though. Okay so let's total up what we have here. Geez, you want me to do the math? Yep. So our private flight to and fro, 40,000.
Starting point is 01:34:59 Our hotel stay for five nights. Connor and I are sharing the bed and Spencer's got a cot. Yeah, yeah. Can you set up a cot to $5.94? Let me get some extra sheets. And a pillow. Five million. Get the pillow.
Starting point is 01:35:17 Jesus. Five mil. Keep going. Then we went out to eat. That's five mil. There you go. Then we went out to eat. We got our $525 tasting menu.
Starting point is 01:35:27 525? 525. Plus. Then we got our $7,200 steak dinner. 7200. Okay. Spencer's balls were bluer than a fucking plum and needed a hooker.
Starting point is 01:35:43 So $30,000 for five hours she can't walk anymore so I hope not we went gambling let's say we were up and down we won some we lost some let's just say we lost 100,000. 100,000. We lost 100,000 dollar gambling. Okay. The real reason why we were here in Las Vegas was for the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:36:13 Yep. Three tickets, 168,000. We had a blast of a time. The Vikings steamrolled the Chiefs. There we go, there we go. He still got mad. Spencer went, Spencer punched some kid in the lip went to jail Cup checked an officer
Starting point is 01:36:31 I've got an extra assault charge bailed him out for five G's were like They're like oh shit. Are you the grasshopper? You might as well add another 5k for the lawyer We got a quick Jewish lawyer another 5k for the lawyer. Okay, another 5k. We got a quick Jewish lawyer. For 5k. 5k, so add another 5k. Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen.
Starting point is 01:36:51 Yeah, we got Seth Rogen for a lawyer. We rented a couple Lambos for five days because we're not gonna be just taking Ubers this whole time. Oh yeah, obviously. We're gonna be rolling around in style. That's $250,000. Jesus. Then to top it off,
Starting point is 01:37:06 well, not to top it off necessarily, but before any of this happened, when we got there, we're like, we gotta look fresh. We gotta look fresh. Mint. We gotta look like we, you know, We belong.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Act like you've been there before is the kind of thing. Like, if you stroll in, if you celebrate a $300,000 hand of blackjack, We're not gonna roll in with American. Someone's like, look at this fucking pussy hand a black not gonna roll in this fucking pussy We're not gonna roll in with American Eagle t-shirt. Yeah, you've been there before like so we got our hundred thousand dollar gold chain So wait did we take that times three no we didn't so three hundred thousand They bones there you go bones there you go bones I got it. I got figured out we got our three tuxes for two million
Starting point is 01:37:50 two flat two million three hundred and thirty four thousand eight seventy Hold on hold on two three three four two three three four eight seven zero eight seven zero There's our tuxes just gonna assume that you know even though mine had more threads than Spencer's they were all the same price Yeah and then we all said One or two ish and then we all said you know when you're at the boat when you're when you're at the casino for all Hours of the night you got to check what time it is every once in a while to see when you need to get back To your hooker that's been wondering where you're at. So it's true. That's 53 million four hundred thousand
Starting point is 01:38:29 We did three million four hundred thousand and then when it was all said and done We had no more sperm left to give We thought we'd spent enough money We figured we'd head on back home To the good old And see our debt? Heartland To see our debt? And we finally looked back and saw that we spent
Starting point is 01:38:52 Oh! Is that billion? No, that's million That's million $61,640,595 So now I'm gonna look up how much can 61.6 million buy you in the US. 61,641,595 dollars later,
Starting point is 01:39:14 we had the greatest trip of our life. The lost biggest. We can win the lottery and do that. We could do that. So guys, if we wanted to have the greatest five days of our life and go see the Super Bowl Have a hooker eat caviar off our gooch All we have to do is raise 61 million six hundred forty one thousand five hundred ninety five dollars
Starting point is 01:39:44 $641,595 and we got it. 61.6 million in the US can buy you up to four private islands. What? How many acres of land would that buy? 80 Rolls Royces. 80? Like of the base, base, base level. Okay.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Only 80. Not, this isn't. Like, like, it's like, it's like, or, yes, base, base level. Okay. Only 80. Not, this isn't, Like, it's like, it's like, or, yes, or, okay? Or, or, you can buy 42% of Apple's company. 42% of Apple? 42% of Apple's stock, like their stock. That's what, I'm buying the islands. I'm buying the islands like a lot I'm
Starting point is 01:40:25 buying the islands not because of Jeffrey Dahmer but just how much look up how much I'm buying Apple stock look up how much land 61 million dollars would buy you huh all of Nebraska how much land in acres right? Yeah. Square, no square feet. I'm just gonna do acres. Acres. George. We can buy wilderness.
Starting point is 01:40:54 Okay, one, okay so just do this. One acre is 43,560 feet so just do 60. I was joking about square feet. Oh shit Do you just look at you and you're ready for this? Yeah, normally in acres like couple gray 50,000 833 acres That's a lot. We're gonna be farming a lot of grass boys. Thank you guys all for watching and tuning into this episode It was a banger of an episode. I had a lot of fun. I hope you guys did too I hope you guys enjoyed listening. I hope you guys enjoyed having your shepherd back
Starting point is 01:41:29 in charge of keeping care of the flock. I know I felt much better being in this seat instead of watching my friends record for me, but they did a great job. I hope you guys all enjoy that previous episode. I did listening to it Thank you guys all for watching and tuning in spotify and apple podcast for audio only Subscribe and like on youtube go follow us over on tiktok at the grass studies podcast Spencer looks like he said don't worry. He's at right now He looked at me like this and I was just like I'm losing. Oh my god, like George. Thank you guys all for watching
Starting point is 01:42:14 It's been a night for us. It's been a fun time recording with you guys I had fun fantasizing about a fantasy trip to Vegas with you guys. Thank you guys all for watching until next time Just remember that You can't win if you don't play exactly

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