Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 80: Kam you Jake me Higher

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Kam and Jake are recording remotely for the first time so bare with us as we work out all the bugga boos. A couple weekends ago Creed came to town and so did Kam and what a weekend of shenanigans it was. The boys talk about the concert, going mini golfing, and bailey getting sick all over the bathroom in the middle of the night. Oh and also a brief review of the movie Sinners, as if this podcast wasn't random enough. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I get back to my seat. I'm like, Jake, you believe this shit? This guy down from us didn't even move his knees over for me. Right. Like, the first two people stood up, and the next guy just stayed stationary. Yeah. And so I'm like, well, maybe he's like too fucked up. But I don't know.

I was like, that's kind of fucked up, you know? And Jake goes, dude, he's blind. And I go, oh, holy shit. Which I stepped on something a couple times, but I didn't realize it. You stepped on his stick? Yeah. Okay, good. My mic was picking up you, rubbing your hands back and forth together.

Okay, perfect. Okay, you got everything set up? Oh, yeah. Welcome to the A-A. podcast. That's Cam recording remotely, and I'm Jake recording remotely, and we are The Grass Daddies. God, it's so weird seeing not, like when you talk, not seeing your audio on my little voice memos thing. But so welcome to this special audio only. This is actually the 80th episode of the Grass Daddy's podcast. Probably should have been a little bit,

more of a milestone i mean this is kind of a milestone because we did something pretty cool that we're going to be sharing with you guys but yeah oh yeah okay this audio only um episode we are recording remotely for the first time in grass studies history so hopefully everything sounds well um sounds good goes well i can't even talk it's been a while since i've recorded but i hope everything works am i sliding is your phone sliding yeah i was like so we're facetiming each other and recording on our own separate mics cam went ahead and uh they got this is audio only cam went ahead and got like the same exact mic and um like recording stuff is me um we tried doing this the only difference is i don't have a pop filter right now so

it might be a little pop pop yeah cam doesn't have a pop filter so there's going to be a few more clicks and clicks and clacks and pops and booms and bops um potentially but like i said we're getting this shit figured out this is kind of a trial run unless it works flawlessly then look at us i mean we're yeah but once again once again we just did it just flying by the seat of our pants again hey you want to record well yeah sure well okay so we did try recording remotely once before do you want to tell them how that went uh well it did not go successful because with our mixer we have i needed my wife's computer that's what i'm using is um newer so it's got a usbc not a USB to USB so i had to get soundboard we use has yeah i need to connect to a

computer with a USB yeah yeah and i had to get like a little fucking dongle that's literally all we had to have to make this uh work so dongle bought a dongle about four months ago so that's not how long ago was it oh yeah the last time i was in lincoln the very first time we ever recorded uh was a fail we're like we just plug two max you didn't work like that and then we're like let's try recording remotely and we're like let's plug our mics in and go didn't work then we started using two computers to make it work right we yeah we've been we've been around the block on this pod but 80 episodes strong um we've got a banger coming your way because cam was just in town

for a very special occasion oh yeah which was um jake killer vibe we do a creed concert we went to creed um that used to be the outro song but really as anyone knows it's kind of become like a staple guy friend group meme is like creed and nickelback like that divorced dad rock music yeah um so lina my wonderful girlfriend girl girlfriend bought me

Creed tickets for Christmas and Lord knows I wasn't taking her ass to the concert and I'm like there's only one person that I'm taking to this fucking concert that's Camden and fucking Reese Wellman. Oh yeah. Yeah.

So Cam and Bailey came down for the weekend and just like last time we were recorded you can bet your bottom dollar of cams if you're hanging out with Cam's, if you're hanging out with cam it's going to be a back-to-back full sender bender well i i mean i would say it was a send of a bender i don't know if we'd say full send because like saturday we didn't get absolutely shitty yeah we didn't yeah

saturday we didn't get shitty we only had four white claws in a beatbox three white claws three white claws in a beep box we'll get into it do you have i mean we're not in our normal setups here but you were telling me me how you were scoping out the black market and you found oh yeah um you found the only difference is uh mine they said do not bring it inside your house because it will haunt your house so i placed it in the garage you have so your new magic mini fridge is in your garage oh yeah but you don't have a detached garage garage but it's like it's with if it crosses the threshold yeah yeah yeah so now my garage is just

haunted but i don't give a shit this is a great tie-in it's like sinners like the garage like it has to ask permission to enter your house yeah yeah so and i have no motherfucker you is not coming in i have my magic mini fridge here if you want to run and get yours oh yeah yeah yeah and then we'll see we'll see what our respective mini fridges provide for us oh yeah bear back okay so cam's got to run to his garage i've got i've got bailey's like where the fuck are you going um and his dog's chasing him around um i've got my respective mini fridge right here wait can you still hear me on your air pods oh okay this is kind of hot that i can hear you but not see you i got my respected

mini fridge here so let's go ahead and pop that open let me knock first as you know good luck i've got a for the farmers actually farm rescue cold and smooth bush light ice cold i have a death bro records happy dad oh you must have like that the message must have sailed over spencer's house or whatever like the package when it was getting delivered and it must have got some of Spencer's mojo rubbed off on it no like as in sinners Spencer is the like a vampire the ring leader guy oh the so okay should we should we briefly talk about sinners first yeah before our weekend because that's going to take up most of it um so quick quick quick little movie review slash summary um if you haven't seen the movie

movie centers. Click off right now. Eight minutes into the watch it. Yeah, click off right now, eight minutes into the podcast. Spoiler alert. We're going to talk about it and ruin it. So, sorry to those of you that haven't seen it that are trying to watch it. But I got to talk to you about it.

Oh, yeah. Dude, you guys were talking about it. Because I was wanting to. You guys were talking about it this weekend. I was like, I've been wanting to see it. Which I, you know, you know how I usually like kind of ruin movies for you? Because I'm like, that was so not scary. or anything like that

yeah a little bit you kind of pissed me off when we watch scary like when we're watching a scary movie and someone's laughing at a part that's supposed to be scary I'm like just fucking put yourself in it for a couple minutes come on well um

so when the movie first came out I was like okay it's got a good like punch line it looks good it's kind of like a kick ass movie but I'm like I don't

know if I like vampire movies. I've never been one for a vampire movie. Before you started, did you know it was going to have vampires in it? I kind of had an idea from the trailers and I don't think I

ever watched a trailer. Because I seen the people in the trailer but I didn't know the whole storyline. Like the whole storyline is fucking like really ties things all together

because like as some of you may know some of you might not know this kid is very gifted at singing and his dad says that the devil is going to haunt him for singing

because he can sing so powerful that they believe spirits like channels evil yeah and like spirits or good and bad spirits all come together through his singing. Yeah, like it brings and it shows there's a part in the movie where it's like he's bringing spirits from like the past and the future of like music but then

which aren't evil they just happen to be what they are but then like it shows like the barn burning down like it's a literal barn burner and then it like kind of pans and it shows the three vampires that are now in the movie like his music attracted them and then and because he even says like

with your singing ability you're like I'm able to communicate to my loved ones that I haven't been able to talk to for like thousands of years or whatever the fuck which is like for the gist of the movie

like how it was like kind of built around like slavery and all that time is like really cool because you got to think of like they were they were always after slavery technically it was after slavery there were sharecroppers yeah which basically it's basically the in modern times uh like people that are like i don't have basically in modern times it's like when you when you rent your field out to someone so like let's say you're an older person like my grandma for example has land that she still owns that my grandpa used to farm but my

grandpa passed away and now people pay her to farm it basically or like i don't know exactly how it works but like other people will come and farm it and like she gets a cut of it yeah but like they also like so what i was saying was to pick and like how much cotton they pick and that stuff but it was like they're picking cotton for someone else and getting paid for it it's basically paid slavery yeah but it was like is what it is it's kind of like um it's not slavery but back in that day that's all there was for jobs really unless you went right it's a step it's a move to like barely a step up from from slavery yeah at least you're getting paid for it but you're getting paid like five cents per fucking whatever right so then um smoke and stack i believe yep they come back to town

and they're like rich because they're kind of like a mob boss essentially like yeah they're like kind of like gangsters they like went to chicago and then came back and they were like yeah basically uh you know they were kind of swindlers to like make to make money and then they and then they they came back to the Mississippi Delta where they were from and then they wanted to open the juke joint and so they're like the movie is basically them going around and getting you know these main characters to like fulfill roles in the juke joint and then yeah basically the vampires a fucking try to get in like way of making the movie instead of you like them just becoming main characters because they're a singer,

like the piano player or like the drunk singer and the show and then like his baby mama and like all that stuff like him going around and asking them to come do something for their new deal was like kind of a newer Right Yeah like it was a different way of introducing main characters that really just worked Yeah, and what it does is it makes you like all of them so that when they inevitably, you know, it's technically a scary movie, it's a vampire movie. I wouldn't even say it's a vampire movie.

I would say it's more of like a period piece that happens to have vampires in it as as the antagonist. Because like, yeah, so basically the vampires get attracted to there and from what you know about vampires is like they have to. be invited in so like one by one these people are like going outside and then coming back in and they're like asking to be let in and a couple times like one guy in particular cornbread the big guy he's like are you going to let me in they're just like wait a minute like before they do they're like you've been in and out of here all night like why do you all of a sudden need to be let in yeah and you were the bouncer for the joint right you were the bouncer yeah and they were like smart and didn't let him in but anyways we don't i don't want to make this take the whole

fucking podcast it's a great fucking movie yeah yeah you should all go see it and then but the last thing is like the like last little spin on like michael b jordan's like last stand was so kick ass i almost don't even want to ruin that part even though yeah yeah yeah um but yeah it was like it was cool because it was like almost like two movies in one really right like you had the final scene with the vampires and then you had the final scene with michael b jordan doing his thing and uh laying it down to put it lightly yeah yeah anyways so anyways watch centers and if you don't just come to our podcast and listen to it and you know about the whole movie so right that review only took seven minutes

so you could go watch a two hour movie or because that's what we watched last week for night oh yeah so i don't i don't know what we're going to watch tonight but we'll see maybe we'll watch stepbrothers or one of the only other two movies you've ever seen but anyway so cam came down and we went to creed let's uh let's walk everyone through this step by step what she want what's your broad want um she's just giving me shit are a ask her if we're allowed to talk about everything that happened on saturday are we if we're not allowed to. Everything on Saturday.

You at the bar? Yeah. That, no, I'm talking about when we got home from the bar. Oh, like, what happened to her that night? Yeah. Ask her first. Oh, yeah. She goes, I guess.

She wants to be a main character on the Grass Daddy's podcast. She wants to be a main character on the Grass Daddy's podcast. I mean, who doesn't? It's like the number one on the billboards, okay? Okay, Jesus Christ, let's get into it. So Saturday, or I'm sorry, this was Friday. Why am I saying Saturday? Friday, Cam and Bailey came to town, Cam got a new phone, took a while to get your new phone.

Yeah, like three hours. There's a whole bunch of bullshit. We don't have to go into that because that's kind of boring. but went and seen the boys at my old job came to work at the cam came to the golf course where he used to work his alma mater and uh we went home picked up a couple uh howdys a couple a couple cans on the way home you know because last time cam and i went to a concert together we went to the suicide boys g five nine and uh we pre-gamed with a couple uh four locos And so we wanted to continue the concert tradition.

So we picked up a couple of four locoes. Which, dude, is like so wild because when we went to suicide boys, we're like, yeah, like, let's not drink before. Let's just have our four locoes. And if we're at the concert and that starts tapering off, let's just get a drink to kind of ramp it back up. And we just threw that motto out the window. Is it that or has our have our intolerances? what am I saying are tolerances increased since that time in our lives I really feel like four locoes is just a um

like people are going to think the podcast cut out um like it's a mindset it's a mindset is what I was trying to say. Like, if you go into it, like, if you go into it, uh, man, I don't think it'll affect you. It won't. I'm going to be absolutely fucking shit-faced. You know? Or there's 13.9% alcohol in a 25-ounce can. Hey, I love the fact that I can get fucked up and it's a happy fucked up like your giggly is shit. Everything's funny. It's almost like you just smoked weed. But the fucking alcohol form of weed

actually I don't even know that no cassavia but um because it's a quick hit yeah yeah but um they are great uh

yeah but usually you know when people go I'm gonna drink for a loco they don't like drink four or five beers before and then seven or eight beers after right

but we also pounded some Chipotle before us we had a nice foundation, drank our four locos, decently quickly, I would say. Like 10 minutes, 15 minutes quickly. Yeah, that's probably pretty quick. Had our lovely girlfriends take us on downtown to the piggy bank, dropped us off, and we went in. I was like, I want to get a shirt.

I want to get a T-shirt. And so there was a line outside, and there was a line. the first level up from the escalator, right? That was super fucking long. Or no, it was on the bottom floor. Yeah, to go to merge. Right. And then we were like, can we get it?

And he was like, you got floor tickets? And we were like, no. He was like, no, you can. And I was like, oh, okay. Because we needed to go pee. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we stepped foot in the establishment. We're like, I need to pee.

Yeah, let's find you post. Dude, I was peeing like crazy. I might need to get my prostate checked. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I'll check it for you. We found, I know, so, yeah, so we, uh, we, uh, we got our t-shirts, threw them on. We were wearing the same exact t-shirt, you know, and, okay, it was the sweetest fucking shirt there. Yeah, in my opinion.

I thought it was pretty cool. Like, unless you wanted, like, unless you already had a bunch of creed shirts, but this one just kind of tied it all in together. it was the album that we listened to the most songs out of right the one that i thought was pretty cool though was the greatest halftime show one of scott stop wearing the cowboy's jersey but i would never actually wear that one because it's like got a guy on it and it's kind of more of like a meme at least to me in our friend group because like yeah but you can buy that shirt you know what i mean right and like at the super bowl party i'm like all right time for the real half time show on the night and i did it two years in a row i put on the creed thanksgiving half time show

that was november of 2001 you heard that year correctly right after nine 11 and it's like america themed and it's creed singing take me higher and our sacrifice or my sacrifice anyways so yeah their openers were mammoth and dotry which i was like i don't give a fuck about of these and then you were just like that's Eddie Van Halen's son and I was like what and you're like oh yeah and we looked it up and it said Wolfgang Van Halen I'm like his name is Wolfgang

I'm like I take that back that's fucking sick yeah they only did like a half hour kind of like you were saying though like I really wonder if there's like big like connoisseurs of like rock music out there oh yeah there is definitely no I know

I know there is but I'm saying like I wonder if you could take them and just play mammoth and then tie in the fact that that's Eddie Van Halen's son because of the way he plays the guitar maybe when he was doing that like tapping

that's like an Eddie Van Halen staple of playing guitar I don't know if Eddie Van Halen necessarily invented that for the sake of being cool I want to say he did but that was kind of like his thing but I don't know dude

Eddie Van Halen is is one of, if not the greatest guitarist of all time. Like, he can make his guitar sound like animals. Have you ever seen videos where he's like, this is the elephant? And it's like, brie... No, I have not seen that video. So, that was his son. And then Daughtry, I think I've heard a couple of their songs,

but I didn't really know them that well. Yeah, but the overall entirety of it was a great show. Am I going to lie over the fact that I'm kind of sad we didn't get to see three doors down? No, but also three doors down was going to be the first opener. So. Did anyone, was it going to be three openers? Yeah, it was going to be three doors down, Dotry, and Creed. So do you, and Mamet.

So do you think they just had Dotry like, okay, Dotry, you just will do an extra half hour? No, well Because Daughtry was like for an hour Mammoth was not supposed to play Oh, gotcha Because of the lead singer from three doors down Has cancer, really bad They canceled their entire tour

Right They must have reached out to Mammoth And we're like, hey, you want to play a show And There they were Because Mammoth went for about a half hour Daughtry Probably went for like an hour

Yeah I think. I mean, it got to a point where I was like, when's Creed coming on? Well, yeah. And, I mean, the concert was fucking great. But did you see that, like, did you notice that there was like a little bit of downtime,

like between every song? Maybe. Like, they would do their talking and then, like, wait a second and then play. Which, I don't know. That was like my first ever rock concert I've been to. So it might just be a little different. I don't know. Yeah, that's probably the same for me, too, unless you consider, like, oh, yeah, I went to Fall Out Boy, too.

Well, that'd be rock. They're kind of, they're kind of rock. They're kind of rock. That would be a good. The Fall Out Boy concert was pretty sick. They at one point got on, like, platforms that were, like, raising them up. Yeah. Anyways, we're talking about Creed.

So, they played all the staples, um, one last breath. My sacrifice, higher. Yep. All the staples. I thought they put on a pretty good show. I mean, they sounded really good. Oh, yeah. It is so crazy, though.

Scott Stapp's, like, still sounds so good. And he's 51, I think. Yeah. The people in front of us were like, he's 51 years old. And, like, they looked it up on their phone. yeah and i mean like i've been to a couple like like i went and saw little wayne and i'm like i know a lot of little wayne songs i cannot understand a word he is saying whether that's just from the sheer volume of it or because it's rap versus rock where it's like sometimes artists sound

nothing like they do on spotify as they do in real life yeah but i thought creed sounded really good oh yeah i i liked it a lot it was it was really fun and then so um i recorded the entire when they played higher i recorded the entire thing on my phone it's like a six minute video on my phone i have it forever uh i have a little bit of it i was just recording snippets but um right so hold on so they did did they did they did they remind me they did last breath and then

and then the encore and then their encore was no no no they did hire first they did hire as their as their fake last song and then they walked off the stage and then for the encore they did

um last breath and then my sacrifice My sacrifice was the last song, right? Yeah. I think so. Banger way to send it off. Which I feel like I loki feel like they switched it up.

You would think hire would be the last. Yeah, but... Because at the last song, he made a shout out to the lead singer from Three Doors Down and then played my sacrifice. So, yeah, maybe they did switch it up a little bit. I don't know. And they're like, yeah, well, he's not here. so maybe we'll make him here. I don't know.

But, yeah, it was a hell of a concert. I enjoyed it. Besides the fact that Jake made me feel like an absolute dickhead. Oh, yeah, you better tell that part. So we went and got drinks. Again, we were going to the bathroom so much. Yeah, we went to the bathroom, and then we're like, every time we went to the bathroom,

like, fuck, we're already out here. We might as well just go get a beer quick. Because, yeah, I think at the Suicide Boys concert, we had like one more beer if i remember correctly i think we got 25 ounce bushlights at the concert we got a michelope and a bushlight and another bushlight no no well that was at the bar after we'll talk to that we'll talk about that later yeah but we're getting in and out of these rows a few times because again the openers took for fucking ever yeah which um it's like fine of like stepping over and stepping on the seat which

Jake is so fucking tall he can just clear it he doesn't have to do what I have to do and even worry about stepping on the seat he can just step over the back of it and touch the concrete no let's talk about it I got a little bit shorter legs so we're going back and forth to the bathroom and the other deal and we're like middle row I bet no we're favoring one side but you still had to go excuse me excuse me like can I go through um we go to the bathroom get a drink and jake's already up in his seat because he just walks down the empty row that's in front of us and just steps right over and is setting down well i take a little longer route the more respectable route well not respectable i don't know if you'd say

respectable but the usual route that people just going down the line yeah in front of the people yeah and i get back to my seat i'm like jake you believe this shit this This guy down from us didn't even move his knees over for me. Right. Like the first two people stood up, and the next guy just stayed stationary. Yeah. And so I'm like, well, maybe he's like too fucked up. But I don't know.

I was like, that's kind of fucked up, you know. And Jake goes, dude, he's blind. And I go, oh, shit. Which I stepped on something a couple times, but I didn't realize it. You stepped on his stick? Yeah. Um, not making fun of blind people, because this dude was a absolute fucking trooper.

Dude. I seen him a couple times. Get up and just walk down the stairs and go get two beers and then walk back to the seat. I'm like, okay, maybe he wasn't that. I mean, okay. I'm not trying to discount his ailment, but, you know, a fist pump in the face might have been warranted to check his, reflexes and see out what level we're talking here i'm just saying for the sheer fact of like

dude you're in an all black like concert and if some of you might not know but if he's blind that's what he sees cam is i may be hey i may be blind but i know my way to the bar pinnacle bank arena is fucking huge oh yeah so that's like hum like did he like rehearse his walking pattern like four times before they concert started or probably I don't fucking know but he's got braille on the inside of his shoes yeah

just got like needles I mean okay so I mean we were talking about our tolerance say what you want but make no mistake about it we were both fucked up yeah but like not not fucked up fucked up but we were drunk we were drunk but we weren't fucked up the guy that was in front of us was fucked up

we were drunk I mean the guy that I, when you guys want popcorn, three different times? I'm like, I'm not eating your popcorn. Like when we were in the bathroom, peeing side by side, like, I looked at your penis. And then it didn't occur to me that these packed bathrooms with lines going in them that someone probably saw me just look over the separator. That's fucking awesome. Because I don't know in my mind at the time I was like, it'll be funny. looking at his cock i didn't even see you because i was so focused on not pissing on myself

yeah i know you you didn't even notice because i looked down and then looked at you like isn't that funny and you were just like focused in on what you're doing and i'm like all right that wasn't a funny joke all i did was look at his dick and then like i kind of like and then i kind of just like it dawned on me for a second like people are just like that guy just a hundred percent look over the divider at that guy's dick while he's being anyway you should have told me you were going to do it and what would have been a hundred times matter if i go dude stop looking at my dick or if you just like to like completely like i didn't know you or if you notice me do it and then you look up at me like oh yeah like act like it's just

like a massive piece anyways like i'm back in right so you just look up at me you're like oh yeah it's a struggle and then anyways okay so uh the concert was awesome after the concert we went to meet the girls at the rail yard because they went and before we get to that before we get to that um i'm not going to lie to you i've never exited the pinnacle bank arena that way and at first when we first walked out i'm like i'm fucking lost that was the first thing that crossed in my mind i'm like how fucked up am i i don't know where i'm at well no like just because we kind of went out on that south side you know oh like once we got outside yeah that the like they have the road closed usually back there sure so i was kind of

like i don't even know where we're at and then we fucking just walk around the corner and we just spawn in the midst of all of the people right anyways we went to the and i noticed and but before that i noticed the guy wearing the same exact shirts as us and i'm like look at that fucking idiot's got his shirt on backwards and i'm like hold on a second and i look at the inside of my shirt and we were wearing our shirts backwards you're like oh look at these fucking idiots it's not like it's super obvious because like the front the front has kind of a small logo that says summer of 99 to her and then the back has like the logo from the from the from the anyways so we went to the so we flipped our shirts right side out not right side out right side out

right side around i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah so then we get to the rail yard and we go in i buzz past the bouncer because i wasn't even thinking i'm like this is a bar and i'm walking in and i turn around and you're not there and i was like oh shit i should probably get a wristband huh and i go back up i go and get my wristband i'm like hey but so then we go up to the bar we're both like let's just double fist it it because it was kind of a long line. I'm like, you might as well get two while we're here. Yeah.

Because that's usually the play when you're at a long line at a bar. At the time, while I'm here, I want to get my money's worth. Well, and at the time, we really didn't know what the girl's plans are, but like me and Jake can drink fast enough the way it is. So it's like, if they show up and they're like, yeah, we're ready to go, we can just pound those two beers and be done. Can we drink fast? We made it a point to when we got our two pints, I was like, I'm a, like, I got my two pines.

and then when she went to ring my card up and I was like, I'm going to delete this first one and just see if she forgot that she did. That's always been my goal. Yeah. I've done that a couple times. I'm like, I would love to get two pints, delete one so fast that they accidentally are like, wait, did I only give you one?

But she obviously didn't give a shit. So, and then you basically did the same thing. So Jake got his two. And it was like so busy and there's not that many that it's not like there's just one lady for one section. Like she's working the entire bar. So like she gave Jake his and I was still standing there. Well, Jake kind of just made his way out of like the bar crowd so more people can funnel in. I got my two beers, met back up with Jake.

And he's like, oh yeah. Or we were just getting ready to walk outside because we're going to meet the girls outside. Yeah, we saw them. Yeah. And they were at the door. door so we were like made our way over to the door because at this bar you can walk outside the bar and there's this big fenced in area for some people that might not know um anyways so we walked out to the door and we're like what's up and Bailey goes they took my ID yeah we walk up and Bailey's like this guy just took my ID and I was like what yeah my Bailey is old enough to drink trust me right she is 21 she's old enough to party she's 22 she's 22 she's definitely old enough to party yeah exactly

and uh and lina was gone because she was going to get a cop because the guy was like you're going to have to get a cop to come get the ID back to like verify that it's real or not yeah so then or whatever kind of walked out like kind of behind lena because she just left so i kind of knew where she went and she was coming back and she's like they said we're going to have to call the non-emergency line to get a cop to come down here. Because there wasn't any cops out there. It was just security guards. Yeah.

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? And then the guy was like, okay, hold on one second. And he kind of like left for a minute. Well, but first he came back over there and Bailey is like, I only came in this bar because I have to pee. He's like, just go pee. Yeah, he let her go pee. He was nice about that at least.

And then all of a sudden he was. walks by me and he goes, I'll be right back. And I'm like, okay, is that like you telling me that I need a bounce for you? Because I haven't got no wristbands to give anybody. Because I'm just like, what, like, you know, why are you telling me I'll be right back? Like, I thought it was the whole deal was over. Like, I thought it was, we had to get a cop

to come down and release ID, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right. Well, then all of a sudden, he just walks away. Bailey's not back in the bathroom yet. And he comes back and he goes, what kind of beard does she like? And I'm like, uh, yeah, he just like, like came back and then just like handed her ID and was like here you go and I was like what the fuck is going on yeah he just gave her wristband gave her an ID and he goes what kind of beer and then went and got her a free beer yeah because he's like what I think happened is I think he went and talked to his other co-worker and yeah maybe he like showed it to someone because basically so the reason why Bailey's ID like for whatever reason the image is like zoomed in extra far Like further than, like, normal. Every place is going to take the same picture.

Like, you go to some place to get your picture taken and somebody actually takes it. And then you go to some places and they have the little booth feel. Like where they just reach over and press the button. They have it mounted. Yeah. So it's going to be the same for everyone. Yeah. So I don't know.

I guess it did look kind of weird in that respect. But, like, it's a real Nebraska ID. And I think he might have like went and showed it to someone. They're like, oh, yeah, that's real. So he probably was just like. Well, and also maybe the fact that, like, if someone, if, if, let's say we were faking, like, she was faking it, and someone was like, I'm taking your ID, we probably would have been like, oh, shit, let's get out of here. Like, he took my fake. We were just like, I need my ID back.

Yeah, and like, he's probably like, oh, shit, they're not loving. I think that's what he, like, I wonder if that's not what made him realize that, like, if somebody gets their fake taken, they're just going to go. they're either going to bounce or be like oh shit like what if he shows that to a cop yeah like we would be afraid he would show it to a cop and we're like we need to get a cop yeah so he probably was like oh yeah

because we no one with a real ID is going to try to get a cop there to see it well we are just standing in like the commons area of everybody walking through the bar we're just in the way right we're like well we got to stand by this guy He's the one that's got her ID. So, yeah, we're just, like, standing there. And I was low-key more worried about him, like, just pitching her ID or something.

I don't know. Right. Yeah, I don't know. Because that would have fucked her entire plan because she had to drive home Sunday because I was tired and I had to go to bed. So. Yeah, trying to flip your schedule. But anyway, so we got to. got out of that debacle went went out into the rail yard kind of chatted for a little bit we got

our now that we got our shirts right the right way around we took a picture together and then we bounced and got some daily owns on the way home cam and i were not driving um yeah let's just make that driving definitely not driving not even joking we were not driving lena drove us she uh She was, you were having the old pick-em-up truck. She did not want to drive my truck, but I was like, I want you to drive my truck because it's kind of good sound system. Again, this is when I was on a four-locos, so I was like, dude, I was buzzing from, I was bugging from, I'm buzzing from the jump, right?

You know what I'm not? Yeah, like, so yeah, anyways, we went got Dalyones. We all came back to the house. Shouts out to Bailey for paying for it. Yeah, we started watching, like, a video eating our Dalyones. and then wait i'm the one that ordered at all wasn't i yeah because you're like on the back window because you were like you're like lena was getting ready to order and she's like asking everybody what they want and you go no just pull forward and you're just like everybody's still

discussing what they want and you're just like i'll take uh i got order a tots two lincoln burritos let me get three lincoln britos lena what do you want yeah um so then we watch I definitely didn't black out, but I might agree it a little bit. We got back, started watching a YouTube video, and everybody ate the videos. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention. I was absolutely just fucking devouring my burrito. And then...

We weren't watching zombies, were we? No, that was Saturday. Yeah. And everybody was just kind of like... oh my god after are we just watching memes something like that yeah probably dude i slept like a fucking rock yeah friday night like when my head hit the pillow i opened my eyes at like 10 o'clock and i was like oh shit that was a good sleep though come to find out not everyone in the house had that that great of sleep so we all go to bed you take over we all go to bed and

And I guess to start this whole thing from, I don't really remember it because I was like probably still asleep. But Bailey drunk got up in the middle of the night and I guess I just looked at her like she was like walking out of the bedroom and I just looked at her. I go, uh-oh, it just started laughing at her. Wait, wait, wait. I thought you said she threw the covers off and you went, uh-oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you knew what that meant. yeah she had a little pep in her step as she was going towards the old loo yeah and so anyways

that happened and all of a sudden i get woke back up and she goes babe i threw up i'm like okay it's so funny that it's like the meme where it's like when you go into your parents room say you threw up i flew up my tummy hurt okay so what What time was this? Fuck, I don't know. What time was it? Like 3.30 in the morning. Yeah.

3.30 in the morning. 3.30 in the morning. Not a soul in sight. Well, if Bailey's there, does she want to tell her perspective of it? Yeah. Do you want to tell your perspective? She said, she doesn't want to. No.

Okay. Anyway, so she came in. She's like, I threw up. And I'm like, okay. You're like, I throw up every Saturday. Yeah. I drink too much and I puke in the toilet, okay? You're like, I throw up every Friday and Saturday morning.

And I feel like that's really where we left it, wasn't it? Like, you just said you threw up and I just kind of went back to bed. Like you didn't know the extent of it? Yeah, so it was, she goes, I threw up and I'm like, okay, like, okay. Like, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to rub your fucking back at 3.30 in the morning because your tummies are said? You're such a nice guy. Like, well, I hate getting woke up, but anyways, so she's like, yeah.

I'm trying to sleep. I threw up and I'm like, okay. And she goes, no, like, I threw up everywhere. And I'm like, oh, once again, I'm like, where is this going like what is this leading to i'm trying to sleep like what do you want me to do you want me to get up and like are you asking me to clean it up or are you just telling me that you threw up everywhere right and then i feel i feel like we kind of left at that didn't we for the night you're just like i threw up everywhere i'm like uh-oh

uh-oh yeah she goes i cleaned it up the best i could which i do kind of feel bad for her because she's in a place where she's like I don't know where all the cleaning equipment is so yeah I would have felt bad too so I was like I feel like I did tell you I'm like why don't you just go wake it's like it's like clogging the toilet care it's like clogging the toilet at someone else's house but 20 times worse yeah yeah yeah so anyways um the next morning I woke up So a thing about me is if I'm drinking, you best turn the fan on because if you don't have the fan on, I'm also going to puke because I get super fucking hot when I've been drinking and I'm sleeping and my stomach just hurts. Like I'm just so hot that my stomach hurts. So I woke up to puke and I'm like, all I could smell was fucking- I forget that you threw up too.

All I could smell was her puke. And so I'm like, oh. fuck like Bailey and she goes whoa I tried to clean it up and like she wasn't like acting like oh I don't want them to know this happened she was just more like

I would just rather yeah like I would just rather tell him hey I puked in your bathroom and I cleaned it up and I like walked in there after I threw up and I'm like Bailey it fucking like we got a like light a candle or

fucking doing an axe bomb or something. Like, I instantly went back to middle school. You got to open a window or something. There's stinks in there. And, um, so I went in there, puked, and I came back, went back to bed for a little bit, and I'm not, like, the type of person, really, that just, like, instantly falls back to sleep.

Once I'm up, I'm up for a little bit. right so i went back to bed for a little bit and that whole morning was kind of just like me tossing and turning waking up looking at my phone seeing what time it was like come on jake wake me up or you wake up so i can wake up like when it's the again it's the when you wake up first of the sleepover yeah exactly it's not like i'm gonna run in your room and just jump on you and lena and be like wake up right it's time to play Santa Cain. So, anyways, I puked, went back to bed for a little bit, woke up, and I'm like, you know what, fuck it.

I know what's going to wake Jacob. I'm going to go shower and just start getting ready and go on with my morning. And I went back in the bathroom. I'm like, oh, my God, the shower got hot, and it was just like fumigating the bathroom. I'm like, this is bad. So, which, once again, like, I can see where she's. was coming from like she probably didn't want to just like right when you guys woke up be like yeah I puked all over your bathroom right so slow played it so and you know what

I have a bone to pick with Lena she walks out and goes Cam did you puke last night why does it have to be fucking me whoa because you were we were the ones that were fucking getting shitty yeah true so um anyways and and like at that moment she said that to me I just like slow panned over to Bailey and she just started kind of like chuckling and smiling that's all you can do I was completely oblivious to all this because it was like dropped on us that she puked like on the floor like she didn't make it to the toilet basically she was running into the bathroom lost her lunch on the on the floor and I was like what like what I didn't even know so she was like

yeah like she was like running into the bathroom and she couldn't hold it any longer and it kind of just went all over the floor from what she said all over the floor all over the wall all over the cabinets all over the shower curtain it was just like a fucking blood bath

it'll look like a slasher movie in her but then shouts out to Lena because she cleaned the fuck out of the bathroom and didn't make Bailey do it and didn't make her feel bad about it yeah yeah Because we're good hosts like that. Bailey also goes, yeah, I puked right in front of the toilet.

And I was still puking, so I didn't know where else to go. So I just went to the sink. Like, you know, like somewhere else, like, how do you contain it if the trash can's by the toilet? And you just now built a vomit barrier from you being held back from getting to the toilet. So she's like, and I didn't want to just keep puking. so I just puked in the sink, and I'm like, okay, yeah, I probably would have done the same thing. And then, yeah, Lena goes, oh, it's fine, it's fine. And Lena just started, like, fucking OCD cleaning the bathroom.

And they just found spots that Bailey missed and got it all cleaned up. And everybody took the shower, went on their merry way. Then we went down, and I'm like, I want to play fucking minigolf. I've been wanting to play minigolf. So we're like, okay, everybody got ready. the girls were in the bathroom getting ready together me and jake were probably watching fucking oh we were watching um dashy oh yeah we're watching some of his because i i love watching his uh well his videos period but like i wanted to watch his like wheezing compilations with you

where he's like wheezing laughing it just the shit he just whatever anyways but yeah so then we went to then we decided to go to adventure golf and there's a newer course it's an 18 hole course called the backwoods the backroom and the way they've got it like designed is like they have little like dips that are like white and it's like the bunkers and like areas that are blue they're like and it's extremely fucking water it's very hard like the i don't want to say undulations because it's not like a real golf course but it's like the way I still say undulation because it's still The way they have it laid out

And like the gravity The way the ball rolls on certain holes is like It's damn near impossible To Yeah like if you don't leave your shot Like you're very like your T shot You have to lay up Yeah like if you don't

You have to literally lay up And that's why I like it is you're playing minigolf Think about it You know it's not like your typical mini golf course Where you just get up and whack the fucking ball and hopefully it bounces a couple times off the circle that's around the green and goes in your typical your typical mini golf hole is you go where's the hole and then you go and you're like oh it's there and then you try to make it in the hole on your first shot yeah

but this on this course you're just like you're trying to be far okay so the ball's going to go yeah you're like okay so the ball's going to go this way it's going to be a double breaker so you're probably going to want to i don't know it's going to be hard to get it through there so i might i might go out to hear like i'm like phil mickleson talking my way through a put yeah yeah and i love that it's like so fun um it was really fun but anyways wait wait wait wait wait wait wait before we get too far we show up and me and jake were talking the whole way about how they serve alcohol and so um we get up and me and bailey pay and we tell them yeah we're gonna be playing the backwoods he goes can i get anything else i go yeah i'll take a white claw baby he goes

I was, didn't see that coming. Sarcastically. Yeah, I'm like, well, you know what? And so, it was like noon. Jake goes, oh, are you drinking? As I have a white claw in my hand, I'm like, yep, that's a, no, I've just, my, my, my, my, and I also got a white claw.

Yeah. So we played the first hole, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're drinking a white claw. having fun. Me and Jake are, like, sitting there. Well, we get to the first hole, and Jake goes, oh, my God, that's fucking sweet. They legit have, like, a leaderboard, like scoreboard, the lowest rounds ever shot out here. Which we've played it before, and I've probably seen that before, but I think it was just finally setting in on me. I really don't think they had it up, though.

Yeah, I don't know, but it looks like a real golf course, like scoreboard or like leaderboard. Like something you would see at Augusta. Right, they have, like, the person's last name, their score, and the top. top score is 51 on a par 72 like a normal golf course which i guess i don't know what i was thinking but that's an astronomical score to have for a par 72 is a 51 so yeah and um that's what minus 21 yeah yeah yeah so um we keep playing and the cool thing about this course that makes it fun is like jake said it's 18 holes and they happen to have a bar on the ninth hole the only thing you're fixated on

is the fact that there's a second bar no like so we played her around and jake was just playing absolutely out of his ass on the front he goes dude i'm going to end up on that scoreboard i'm like okay like that would be fucking i was having a good round i'm fully backing you on this situation right now i hope that you end up on the fucking leaderboard um and so we're playing having a good time and uh i always love every time that we go and play like mini golf because I've noticed that Bailey and Lena get over it

relatively quick and how you know they get over it? They're basically just like hockey puck. They're basically hockey puck like trying to get their ball in the hole. Like if it goes too fast, they'll just like block it and like get it before it even stops rolling. I'm saying more of the sheer fact the first telltale sign that they're over it is Bailey just starts

absolutely just fucking hammering them. Oh yeah, just full swing. No, I'm just kidding. Damn near, okay? Like, way too fucking hard for this course. Yeah. We'll get to that. So we get to it.

We get, like, over, like, eight, and we're kind of hitting, like, a jam. So I'm like, Jake, you need anything? Like, they're still putting out. I ran over the bar. Grabbed me and Jake a drink. We kept playing, and then we were waiting on the girls on, like, the 10th hole. um and i just like i was like okay i got to know about this fucking 51 right so i went asked the worker i was like like what what's the lowest you've shot here and he's like a hundred

and 20 and i kind of felt like he was joking i talked i was talking to him too about it i was like what is like 51 he's like oh yeah there's a group of guys they have like their own league and they come in they play like four times a week and i'm like is that shit even like verifiable like 51 yeah and he's like yeah i don't know he goes well if you do think you're on the board we ask you like questions about every hole like oh how do you play this hole and like what are they going to do like if you're just like yeah i hit a hole in one if they're like how'd you hit it if you're just like i hit the ball and it rolled in you think it's going to be like no well i feel like it's kind of got to be

believable but yeah i don't know i don't know but like yeah but i mean honestly though dude we could do pretty some pretty good damage if we go out and play four times a week i thought i played really well

and we and and you turned it on on the back you were hitting some nice puts yeah and we both shot minus one minus one take that and and take off a

additional 20 strokes. People are probably thinking right now, they're like, you realize a par 72 is like actually like a really long course for an actual real golf course. Well, you know what, motherfucker, I'm a lot better with a goddamn seven iron from 180 out than I am with a fucking putter from 50 yards out with putting up El Capitan.

Okay. Take it easy, humble brag. Take it easy, humble brag. But we no i'm just saying i know i know i know but yeah if you played this course you would understand how astronomical like they're anyway so because we're coming up on an hour here then we decided to go to buffalo wild wings and gave our waitress some not shit but i don't know i always you were giving her flack it feels funny in the moment but then after the fact i'm like god i'm such a piece of shit human being for like just making this person's job harder for having to deal with me well yeah but you got to think though she probably gets people that come and go yeah i want six wings so we're so we're actually giving her a treat is what you're saying yeah yeah it's a treat

to be so she should be thanking us for being weird yeah we are the fucking greatest it's a treat to be around us So I like that idea better. Yeah, we go to Buffalo Wild Wings and I come back and I'm like sitting there thinking about what I'm going to have. Meanwhile, keep in mind, we have Jake's parents' birthday party that night. So I could definitely tell Bailey being my wife, she's like, okay, we have a birthday party tonight. Like, not your birthday party or not Jake's birthday party. His parents. Right.

So, like, let's not show up shit-faced, okay? Right. So we're like, all right, let's get the 25-ounce mixed beatbox drink. Well, so at first, we're sitting there. You and Lena are in the bathroom. And I'm like, she was trying to hide the- I'm looking at my menu. And she accidentally slid her menu over and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?

He's like, hold on, hold on. I've seen a beat box. So I lifted up for her fucking deal and she goes, no. And I just knew when she said no, I'm like, all right, I'm just waiting until Jake gets back and be like, yeah, dude, they got two beatbox drinks here. Let's get one of both. And Jake's like, all right. I was like, which one are you getting? Like zero hesitation. We got them in, oh my God, they are phenomenal. They're pretty good. I wonder if they use the beatbox as the, like the alcohol. Like, I don't know if there was a full one in there.

I bet there was Because beatboxes are fucking strong And I think they're 16 ounces Yeah but I think beatboxes are 16 You gotta think 25 ounce cup Mine have like lemon lime soda But

Yeah I don't know So Every time me and Jake are together We set like a precedence Of like stuff we want to get done Like recording a podcast and playing Black Ops 3 and, like, doing all of this stuff. But.

There was a couple times where I was like, I wish I could freeze time right now. Because there's still stuff I want to do. Yeah. And we just didn't have enough time to do it. Yeah, exactly. But it was still all fucking fun. All that other shit is just stuff we could do any other time. So.

It was a great fucking weekend. It was a great show. I was so happy, though. I was fun hanging out with you guys. Because the girls go, okay, well, since you guys still have all the stuff you want to do, I'm not going to make you guys go shopping with us. So we're like, okay, perfect. Oh, yeah, we went home and took fat naps. Yeah, from like 3 to 5.30.

And we had to be at your parents at 5.30. It was like 3 to 5. Like, we took fat afternoon day drinking naps. Yeah. And, oh my God, I was so fucking happy. And then we went to Jake's parents thing, and they had a. amazing sloppy joes amazing sweet corn we ate i ate it played a little cornhole it might a stink it might a stink i ate it played a little cornhole had some cake came home watch happy

go more too yeah and um second movie review i'm just kidding we're not going to do that jakes first time watching it my in quotations quote unquote first time watching it i just acted like it was my first time watching it because i've already seen it twice before that now i'm up to my third time of seeing it uh you had seen it twice before that Yeah, yeah. Damn. But did that and then Jake was like, dude, I got to go to a fucking bed. Which I was going to try to stay up because so I'm actually working nights right now.

I start from midnight to eight. So. Right. Yeah, doing all of that. You wanted to stay up all night and start flipping your sleep schedule, but I was like, I can't flip my sleep schedule. But I was like, you can go downstairs and play my Xbox until. I was just fucking zonked I was like so fucking tired

so we just all kind of went to bed and we thought about doing some of our stuff we wanted to do in the morning but it's Jake's weekend off so he was right I was trying to sleep I woke up to you going hey we're leaving and I was like

oh shit Bailey goes we're like getting our shoes on and shit in the living room she goes well just go wake him up I'm like Okay And she goes

We can't just leave Right Could you imagine What was you done If you were just woke up And we're just gone Irish could bite us I'd be like

What So I mean I wouldn't have like cried over it But I would have been like What Yeah so we went A little sad Said later Lena was still like

Three quarters of sleep I think Because I said Bye Lena And she just kind of rolled over Just gave me the piece out She goes she'll she's like a 10 30 11 o'clock sleeper on the weekends i'm usually like i'm usually like

i'm usually like sleep till 8 8 30 9 at the latest on the weekends but we left and it's gonna get just like just a minute a couple minutes long so we left and we went to costco and i'm like okay everybody's talking about fucking chicken bakes they get five big booms and i've never had a fucking chicken bake. So I'm getting a fucking chicken bake from Costco. What? What? What's a chicken bake? You never had chicken bake from Costco? I don't know. How would you describe it? It's like a chicken cordon blue and a fucking long ass tube. I don't know.

Chicken cordon blue? Yeah, it's like a subway sandwich but chicken and some other shit. Oh. Okay. Anyways, they're actually really good. We did our Costco shopping and it was like, well, what are we going to eat for lunch? And I'm like, Nothing really sounded good and I had three things on my list that I wanted to eat and it was hoo-hot, wings, and Chipotle. Yep, we got three of those off, two of those off.

So we went to hoo-hot quick. Oh, you did? Yeah. That's funny. Had who-hot and then we got on the deal. So keep in mind, once again, I'm working now. like I that Sunday we left Sunday and Sunday night at midnight I have to go to work so my plan was like okay I'm gonna get in the car and try to make it to like one two and then try to sleep the whole way home and then maybe get a little nap before I go well I took like an hour nap in the car ride that was yeah and I get home and I started watching a fucking TV show and didn't go to bed so We woke up at 9.30.

I'm saying, so, like, I kind of chalked it up to, technically, we woke up at 10.30 with my hour nap. Not really, because it was an hour nap in a car, so it's not, like, the greatest sleep. So I didn't sleep at all. Jesus. I bet he was zonked. I went and worked, and Bailey goes, how does it feel to stay up for 24 hours? And I'm like, fucking horrible. I laid in bed and just fell asleep.

and so currently my plan is like I come home from work around 9 o'clock and I go to bed to like 3.30, 4 o'clock, wake up, eat supper at like 6, go back to sleep at 7 and wake up to go to work at midnight. But tonight is our last fucking night and I'm so fucking excited for it. So are you going to go to bed after this basically? Probably. I'll probably try to go to sleep after this. Good idea. it well i'm glad you recorded with me i hope this translates well to podcast i don't know we're

again we're playing with the audio how to cut out there kind of towards the middle and we're still gonna figure out how we're gonna send this well if it's just an audio clip but like if it's just an audio file it should be a much smaller file yeah so it should be a little easier to send so i don't know we'll play around with it i'm not sure when i'm going to get this uploaded when you're listening to this now. I hope you're enjoying it. I think that's pretty much going to do it. Like I said, I had a great weekend with you.

It's always fun hanging out with you. I'm glad you came down. I had a great time at the concert. I think now that we actually got this first one out of the way, and we think it's going to work. And if it does work, I think it's going to be a lot easier for us to want to sit down and record. The biggest thing is, is like, we record an hour long. podcast we don't want to have to sit down and fuck around for an hour and 30 minutes trying to get

it ready right if we have it all ready and set up then we can just sit down talk for an hour which we could easily just face time each other for 20 minutes without even an issue yeah exactly but yeah hopefully we get this figured out and we can start send you guys more episodes regularly because we fucking took a pretty long break there but um maybe this will be just like where the podcast just absolutely blows up maybe the break was much needed and maybe everybody would be more happy to not see my ugly ass mug i don't fucking know yeah good point good point because i mean i'm naked right now i just got home from work i was halfway into the shower and cam was like let's go i was like all right we've been beaten this whole time yeah thank you guys all for

listening um youtube subscribe i'll probably still upload a youtube video video video video video I don't know. I'll probably just pick a picture of Cam's penis as the picture for the whole thing. Oh yeah, I'll definitely send one of those over. Just like at the concert.

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but if you like creed comment what your favorite creed song is until next time i don't know how we're going to do our signature dab um until next time if you if you if you feel the feel the rumblins in your tummy you better get to that bathroom quick and you better know where the cleaning supplies is what'd you say

you better use in both that shit imagine just showing up to your friend's house and like hey yo before we all go to bed where is your guys mop and rags

like uh in the hall closet why you're like just in case and then they're like okay until next time always keep a barf bag

by your bed keep the eject button in your hand oh yeah Thank you.