Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 82: Die Trying

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Bencer is back in the studio for another classic drinkin' and bull shittin' episode. The guys start the episode talking about the nefarious activities that are happening at J.J. Hooligans and discuss whether or not the old buildings in downtown Lincoln are real. Then the boys discuss memorial stadium's new plan to serve alcohol and dive into the topic of smelling salts. To wrap up, Jake ask's Spencer where he got his competative drive from and the boys briefly talk about their upcoming fantasy football draft. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I'm picturing someone listening to this going, taking their headphone off, be like, I'm scrolling out of this. Have you, have you seen that podcast where, and then he goes. Why was that sentence? I don't know, man.

I've seen that for then, and he goes. Welcome to the, I may or may not be the werewolf podcast. that's a great town did you have fun doing that fucking love wearwolf i'm jake and i'm a grass daddy and i am being joined ladies and gentlemen the usual suspects are here their hats are on fucking struggling with this mike let me set that back up you remember you remember the nickname right what who's his both of ours together oh benser oh yeah Official, unofficial nickname.

I'd said it to Matt the other day, and he was like, that's great. Like, he thought that was amazing. I thought I called you Ben certain. He's like, I'm going to call him that from now long. But even though you don't work there anymore. No. So, as we were just talking about before we got started, it's been a while. It's been so long, in fact, that the last time we recorded,

actually i think was with connor but i can't remember if you were here or not not i you called me i believe he was on the horn i think did we got him on the horn yeah i was in san diego and you guys called but you had just gotten there yeah it was my first or second day in color so we essentially haven't recorded since you left yeah i told you it's been like three months well six months well we've recorded i recorded that two for with cam cam cam cam and i have had been on a couple audio on these we kind of took a long break but to give you an idea of how long it's been before you left do you remember what you gave me besides that great time besides that geek bar that you claim is not yours the miami mitt oh the the magnets before you left and your

girlfriend who you remained faithful to over all these months months, slaving away in a foreign land. Yep. Has been... Why'd you put it? Why'd you preface it like that? I don't know. It's not really foreign to him.

Because you're still together. If you weren't, this next segment would be a little bit off. Oh, yeah. But you guys are still together. And she very graciously has gone back and listened to the episodes. A lot of the episodes and showed... Every single one of them. Really?

Yeah, she's caught up. Every episode? Yeah. And I think her cousin is getting close. Her? Yeah, I don't know her name, but we'll get into that. Shout out to the both of Eddie and her cousin. Yeah, we have a super fan, Spencer, but we'll get into that.

So, where I was going with that is she gave, she apparently a long time ago, we talked about sprucing up the whole magic mini fridge. Yep. And did you adjust it? Yeah. Why? Was it in your way? No. I tried to angle it so when we open it

We could get a little bit more reveal Since this is like season three That's like the only change we're making Is we're just angling it a little bit more I like my handle Yeah right right Since that's your little corner Warks in here anyways

Jesus Christ I can't get there Apparently we were talking about sprucing up the old mini fridge And I was like maybe we could get some magnets Or something upon them there Well Abby has hooked us up with a few magnets First magnet going on the grass daddy's mini fridge is dads against weed

it's a weed eater get it it's grass themed kind of funny kind of funny we've got mo-olid moologist oh yeah she fucking hated that because it's just how they wrapped it right it's right it's right it's right

it's just how I roll apparently it's bullshit like what it says but we've got some bling and to top it off not really grass related but it's at husker it is football season are these technically what's this flag style called a banner a banner

that was a banner let me let me get I'll I'll be the Jamie anyway actually could have a Jamie right now but we're gonna go ahead oh yeah we've got we have a live audience member we've got a live audience in the studio he's never even been on he's never been on you've never even been over to my house

have you yeah you have oh yeah I made you those brought I made you look it's so funny I forgot. There's been a lot of patrons in and out of this old establishment. It's called a pennant. A pennant for everybody out there. So what was that? Did the magic mini fridge spread out some exhaust?

I think it's shit out. We haven't been over here. We're about to open it in a second, but all I wanted to say was... I was thirsty. Yeah. If any of you want to send us a magnet, a cool magnet, we'll put it on the mini fridge. Could do stickers, too. Stickers.

Our P.O. boxes, I don't know. Yeah. We don't have one. We would have to get one set up. Ben's mom's house. DM us or something if you want to set out. It's your house, too. Fuck, I was blank.

I totally did not listen to the last 20 seconds. What's new? But, yeah, I guess if you're near the Lincoln area, DM me and we'll meet at a parking lot somewhere. We'll do a drop. Yeah. And it'll end up on the magic mini fridge. Speaking of which.

Oh, yeah. Let's go ahead and find out what's in. inside the magic mini fridge oh oh oh oh oh what what's going on oh wait so let so now that i've got it angled because i want to do more of a reveal open it back up open it back up i don't know can you see it got behind the camera if it's picking it up or not you don't want to get up do you you look it's be box yeah check out check out the camera boxes how does it look does it look good the perfect that's good that's good as long as you you see that there's something in there.

Got my favorite flavor. What is it? Blue Rass. I don't really care what I get as long as I get one. Show me, uh, show me, uh, give me John Gruden opening a beat box. I bet Jake would like that, pink lemonade. He looks like pink limous. Let me get, uh, let's that, give me the orange blast.

Orange Blast. What do you think I'm a fucking Momo? You got a thing, you know, he's got a pink lemonade, you know, it's pretty, it's pretty, he was jumping up and down like a momo. I'm going to be fucking falling. one on my chair by the end of this. No. These don't do shit to you.

Didn't even want to cheers with the first. Okay. No one wants to cheers. Oh, it's so good. I forgot about cheers. Oh, it's so good. Are you supposed to shake these? Shit.

I don't know. It's kind of weird. I feel like I've only had the fruit punch one. Cheers, boys. I'm a smell guy. I always smell. I kind of smells like nail polish. It's not like I've never drank one of these before.

No, but. I've drank a lot. of these and i've never seen this little message party better together please drink responsibly oh yeah look at that never saw that message ever before god damn those are good give me give me john gruden man no i should you give me john gruden deep jake give me gilbert god for you opening a beat box oh god no i think this is a good we're not ready i think this a this a good time maybe after the beatbox to you know bring out you know a little jepson's my lord i don't think he's tried it yet right what what right now what well somewhere in the pod i think it'd be a good one to do on the pod

no i have had it no you haven't i had no you haven't no i did just no you haven't we'll edit that last oh okay sorry sorry okay i've never had it i would love to try it for the first time on the podcast live sounds awesome it is pretty did you ever figure out what was wrong with the other one while it was clogged up

no dude it's just fucking fucking I got someone thing hit hard dirt and no dude got some dirt

it was fresh it's like a bottom valve with some gravel in it those gas station vapes are just well no shit fucking toss up

why do you think they're fucking ten dollars cheaper than a vape yeah no it's not great but god damn I needed it

you know what god damn I need it you know what one of my favorite things is are it is about like people that are going into gas stations to get their fix is they know exactly

where it is yeah and then sometimes the gas station attendant doesn't and so some people will just sit there quietly and let them fumble around and look for it and some people will be like it's behind that sign yeah come on i don't have time for this shit like i think it was someone getting like some i can't remember but they were i always try to help them out with with my zins because i always grab the winter green when i asked for spearman i go it's the lighter green one and then they like well i'm just like sit there i'm like it's the lighter green one and then she's like there was like oh oh oh and like and then they always grab the three it's like yeah what why are they're what do i look like three's yeah there's bundle

oh three percenters yeah yeah threes are for high school kids in earlys threes are for weaning yourself on. Yeah, they're for high school kids and it's a in between, uh, period. Threes are for like high school kids and earlys. Yeah, if you're a hundred pounds, we got his weight. What, the other day? Oh, let me, can we guess? Do you know it?

No, I don't. I kind of forgot, but I think I remember. 101.2. No, okay. One, 12. Whoa. One 12. 12.

12. Is that too high? No, no, no. I think he said 125. Whoa. So drop 10 pounds because he's definitely

lying about that. I think so. You know, weighs 1.25. I feel like skinny guys always go higher and fatter guys

will always go lower. That's true. 125. So whatever weight you are, we got to add 10 pounds? Add, yeah, 100.

Well, like, I was just, my God. A hundred. Well, I just weighed myself at you. your house and it was like 277 but i can't just in good conscience put like a 280 on paper like

so i say 270 yeah we round down in this family we round down we're round downers i've never seen i've never seen 200 on a scale so what i've never hit 200 that's wild gay nay don't know if i ever will you know how much i eat that is true i don't know how you're a generic genetic, you're like a mutation of mutation. It's like a science project. The closest I've ever been to, you should be studied.

The closest I've ever been to hitting 200 was one time I hit 181. Damn, 181 is the highest you've ever been. Yeah. I think Cam might weigh more than you now. Probably. I think he's crossed the 200 mark and I was like, no.

No, you didn't. Comes quick. would text him and ask him, but then he'll probably immediately at next time. You don't see it coming and bang. 50 pounds. 50. You shit, I just rock this whole day.

How much of your beatbox have you got? Not much. How is that? How's that one? It's, uh, orange blast. Is it like orange soda? No, it's nail polish remover. Um, with a hint of orange. I don't think it's

at least mine's not that bad. Is that your go-to flavor, blue raz? How many did you have it, JJ's that one night? Five? Did he have four and then belt buckled the one? Or did he have five and belt buckle the sixth? I think it was four. I know we've talked about it on here.

It was a lot. Abby or distracting? Go ahead and slide in the comments and let us know because you probably have listened to that more recently. Well, I feel like we should shout out, do you know her name what no I was talking about her cousin no yes she is she is yes okay I don't know her real name though no

yes let's her Spotify let's call her D let's call her D all right D so I'm not going to say distracting shout out D what happened to my Mike what what do you mean cracked that has always been like that no oh yeah no shot the pop filter oh yeah it is cracked it must have been over there

no yeah There's no shot. I would have noticed this. I would have noticed this. It's right in my mug. Now that I think about it. I was over there, wasn't it? No.

I don't remember it being cracked ever. You're doing it here, man. Well, being the owner of it and having had it for, because I think that's the oldest one. Because way back in the disay, old Jekster tried to start a little gaming. channel. Oh yeah? Yeah, as pretty much

I don't know. Would you play? Any boy has the aspiration of being a fucking Oh yeah. Yeah, this is definitely not mine. I wouldn't know. What are you talking about?

Dude, this is spothering me. It's facing the other way. It's facing towards me. Is there a crack on your side too? Oh my lord. Okay, I'll get you a new pop world. It's just like, but like as I get new ones in here,

like there used to only be like one good of these yeah yeah i've like filtered them down the line to like i get the premium stuff of course yeah and then as i get so the shitty shit should be down there so this is the player no you're playing two that's the player two slot yeah and you're player three no yeah no you're like the you're xbox i'm the xbox right and that's player one so yeah i'm player one No, no. You've got to filter it down the line, not up the line. What gets filtered up? Nothing.

Water filters down. Everything filters. Vapor. Past path of least resistance. It's going up. And then it disappears. Where are you eating after this? We're going to Odo.

You like that segue? Yeah. Where are you going? Odo. What's that? What is it? Past Syracuse a little bit. Jesus crap

A little shit town bar I might scrap the ribs I'm just gonna go ahead and say it Uh oh I mean In fact I am I'm just gonna do Polt Pork

Yeah Yeah That's a good option Oh by the way Will once they come Just as a patron Like not play Or do you want to play

Oh I haven't decided yet Oh What do you mean He's gonna come for sure This episode No just kidding He's gonna come for sure How about, how about this?

How about this? No, because partners are random, except for the reigning champs. How about this? You come, and if we have like an odd number, you can be like the jumping guy. You know what I mean? So plan on being no if there ends up being an odd number. If someone at the last second bails. Right, but if we need you, you're the sub.

He's going to eat like three pounds of pulled pork, by the way. Should I have gotten two? he hit me with a yeah what's that what's that I mean what's that meme

what oh it's the uh you said she was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal he's like he hit me with that

with the handcuffs and he goes like you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying hold on guys fill in for a second

I'm taking a drink yeah let me get a sip of this whoa I want to know what I'm missing that on a lot are you gonna give

you're gonna give up drink of that liquid gold take that shit he's hitting you you hit me like a cat yeah what the fuck that is so much better than this one yeah try that one

that's just good it's my go to at JJ that one doesn't have the fine wine the burn of speaking of that one's missing the have you heard people are getting drug

oh at JJ's no no right right try this one no yeah I knew I got a little wheeze at work What's going on? There's a bartender upstairs

She She's been drugging She's been drugging other girls Did I hear about it from you? Probably Courtney Courtney knew What is she doing She's slipping them

Like drugs And she's like And grabbing them What? Taking them to the bag Yeah Her boyfriend? No, it's for her

She's for her She's For her no it was for her because she's a she's a lesbo and she's like baiting them into the back after she drugs him and then how long is obviously she's caught now since we're talking about it no the cops didn't do anything that's terrible what yeah she still works there yeah how are we talking about it right here at this oh yeah because everybody knows what do you mean what do you mean I

don't know. I don't know how they... Well, I guess, okay, so in that situation, a victim has to... A dozen of people came forward. Yeah. Nothing's happened. I don't... As an owner, dude... That's bad press. Yeah, if I was the owner, I'd be like, you're gone. Yeah, you are so fucking fired.

Can't be having this shit. Yeah. Who... Does anybody even go to JJ's anymore? A lot of people have been boycotting it because of it. Yeah, I'm not going to fucking. the like her still but I think you've definitely seen her upstairs. It's the one

with like a bunch of like tats and piercings. Oh yeah. But we're guys though. Yeah. We're safe. Yeah. We are. Those pool tables are going to be open. But just to put a, she's going to run out of. That is a fair point. I'm not trying to play.

No, but I mean, the pool table situation is always a problem at JJ's. And what if Jay J.J's? What if J. just comes into a male only what if it just because it's just a gay bar yeah like Das Haas yeah and then

Doss House becomes a straight bar What's Doss House? It's on O Street It's kind of by It's Doss No it's Doss Isn't it by the bar It's on O Street That's Beer Hoss

I think of beer hoss speaking of My So Lena's aunt They have They own a bar A secret bar than we haven't heard of about They have a locker at Beer House with the stein and she's like going to germany i think because her husband is like

in some sort of top secret military i don't know anyway she's going to is the sign still in there because i stole someone stein you're a piece of shit she it was just sitting up on the rooftop anyway she's gonna be abroad for a while shout out broads shout out abroad She was like, if you, like, help out my lawn, she's like, I'll let you have my beerhouse key, and you can go. Apparently there's, like, a rooftop secret access thing. It's not secret. Anyone can get up there. Oh, really?

Well, I don't know. Maybe she was trying to make it seem cooler than it was, just so I. The rooftop's pretty fine. That is a great time. They got a screen. Is there like a VIP if you're only a Stein? I don't know. No, I've been up there.

Maybe you get, like, discount on shit or something. I think the Stein is you get, like, a free beer. Yeah, I think you get a free point. But I know, the rooftop's not, like, it's not VIP. You can go up there. Oh, I didn't even know there was one. It's like, so, you know where. Granted, I've been to beer house like twice.

Yeah, but you know where it's at. You got to walk. So it's on a, no, beer house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to walk down the street a little bit. Oh. And then you, like, walk into an apartment complex, basically. Take the elevator up and then you walk down.

No, I've never been to it. It's a, no, it's like an office, but it's kind of funny. You get to the, it's the third floor, I think. Yeah. You walk out of the elevator, there's a, yeah, there's nothing there. A farmer's insurance, like, yeah, office, and then, like, the left is the bar. Have you ever thought about, like, all those old buildings where it's, like, a bar or something on the first floor? But there's, like, four floors above it where it's, like, what's going on up there?

Yeah. I think it's just living, right? Is it? Yeah. Some of, on O Street, there's some apartments above bars. You know what I mean, though? Like, some of these older buildings. My thing is like, how the fuck do you get up there?

Right. It's almost like, where you're going? You got to walk to the bar to get up to your room? It reminds me of those, like, it reminds me of those like small town sets in Western movies. Yeah. Or it's like, is up there just fake? What is that? Yeah.

Is that just for show and it's like hollow and they just put windows in there for show? That's the brothel upstairs usually. Like JJ's has the staircase leading to nothing. Oh yeah. You know, it just leads into the ceiling. There's something up there. Yeah. Why have a staircase to nothing?

That it like used to be part of JJ's and they're like, that's way too far from the street. There was like real crazy shit going on. I don't know. You don't even want to know what's going on. I don't know. that's well and part of the secret about it well and this might this might be kind of a buzzkill thing it could just be surely that like it it's out of code now like well yeah people up there i mean yeah but because it's like a fire hazard or why not just why not just tear that staircase down

to i don't know that's a lot of work because that also takes money well yeah but it makes people wonder like me what's up there i want to go up there i want to just punch through the ceiling Wait, is they just, like, drywalled? Yeah, they just drywall the stairs off. Yeah. Dude. You get saws on it. How many beatboxes would it take for you to fucking punch through that?

Three. All right, well, we're, about half. Why do you know the answer so quickly? We're halfway done with one. What else would you do with three beatboxes in you? I don't know. Probably a lot. Oh, God.

I mean, I've. You know, I saw an Instagram that said the Husker Stadium is stocking a hundred. It was like 131,000 tallboys. And I was like, it's not nearly enough. No, that's going to be gone. And I was looking for the, I was looking for the meme of the guy. Especially because our first home game is a night game. I mean, I'm doing the, like, 500,000.

Would you say 100? 500,000 beers? What'd you say? 131? It's like 131,000. I mean, what is? It holds like, what? 93,000, give or take.

So if there's 45,000 people. So, like, they had field. Okay, think about it like this. Yeah, they had field seed. Think about it like this. If 40,000 of those 85,000 people can drink, you think those people are having three beers? Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. True. Well, then there's going to be... No, no, no. I'm saying only three. Right. Yeah. Well, especially the first home game.

Do you think they sell out and they're like, we got to up up? Yeah, probably. Especially because this is the first time ever, Marloyal selling out. Yeah. The first game of the season two, people are... And if you, like, have some couple, like, say, like, 150 old guys drink like two, you know? And those college guys drink, like, two, you know?

Well, there's going to be... College kids are drinking like seven. Yeah, there's you and me who are going to at least put down six. Six tall boys minimum. Minimum. What's left in there? Read them off to me. It's a green apple, a fruit punch, and a juicy mango.

If you choose first, does that taste like shit? Green apple. Green apple. All right, now give me Gilbert Godfrey ordering a beatbox at a bar. I'll take a... It's kind of a... A little Bill Cosby-ish. Well, that's what it, remember it, it was, I think in that, like,

Green Apple, like, that clip I was trying to do. I have never tried that one. Could be a little sour. You want me to be in his mic? In that clip, I think I was trying to do Bill Cosby, and you're like, that's Gilbert Godfrey. Now it's back the other way? Yeah, I don't know, something happened. What's the one left?

What are you taking? The mango. Juicy mango. Juicy mango. fruit puns is good are all of these so much better all right are all of these like an adjective

and then yours is well you want half a beatbox okay you want half a beatbox I don't okay yeah that's gonna maybe the magical mini fridge will replace

that would be cool that one good I've never had that one what that is life changing Gene Apple's good that is life change that's pretty fucking fire That's pretty fucking fire

That's life changing Will you have to try it That one's good You have to try the green apple It tastes like the caramel apple sucker Without the caramel That's pretty good That's the caramel apple sucker without the caramel I'm getting drunk

Yeah I'm drunk now Why does your sound like an age ago? I talk now. I'm talking now. I talk now. You give me a drink. Have you seen the...

What are you doing? You watch it. You can record a fucking podcast. I'm picturing someone listening to this going... taking their headphone off and be like, I'm scrolling out. Have you... Have you seen that podcast where... And then he goes...

What was that sentence? I don't know, man. Have you seen that? And he goes That's our opening clip. Have you ever had a dream? Yeah, dude, there's that like a Where you're the Asian dude with the red hair.

And he goes, what? Oh, you're talking about bad friends? Yeah. Oh, Andrew Santhina. That is the craziest way to describe bad friends. I didn't know what a dude in that dude with the orange hair. I don't know what I'm doing right now. I'm Bobby Mom.

Bobby Mom. that's so funny because spencer you're really not like a you're not like a podcast consumer really no so it's so funny because like you don't really know because like ben is like steeped in yeah you're in everything you're in the like you know like when you came back i was like oh have you seen the new guy on kill tony timino breaks you're like oh yeah he's funny like you've seen it well what's funny about that is i don't usually keep up with Kill Tony. I don't really.

I don't... Tony No Briggs is funny. A lot of the guys he pushes, I don't get, but... I just see it on TikTok, man. Yeah. Like, I'm Bobby Mom. I Bobby Mata.

I'm Bobby Mom. I love the... The one where it's Bobby Lee and Theo. And he's like, they're a role playing like, Theo was Bobby's dad. And he's like, all right. So you're my dad.

And then... and he's like, hey, dad, and he's like, Bubby, he's like, you don't have to be Asian. He starts dying laughing. The Yvonne's too, dude. I just saw a clip of them doing smelling salts, but like the packets where you break them. Which, have you ever done smelling salts?

Are those? Holy shit, no. They're not that bad. You can get them on Amazon. We should get a bottle. Do them on the pod? Yeah. Fuck.

Just try to just copy every podcast to every podcast to every. and be like, we're going to do smelling I mean, it's like a straight like, it's like a straight brain rush. Well, it's ammonium. We should, yeah, we should do it. Amonia. Ammonia. It's smell.

Dude, it sounds like some like it's like, some, so you like, light it, explodes. You have to, it doesn't really smell that bad in the bottle, but once you break it and then it turns that pink and you go, and it's just straight like right here.

It hits you right in the, I'm gonna Google Yeah What do smelling salts do? It makes you want to Fucking run through a wall Because You're like I could

Run through a brick wall No we should do them And then just like Not mention that we're Doing them So you just like kind of You hit a whiff And you're like

What do smelling salts Go right back to the pot Like don't even We don't even acknowledge The fact that we do Oh my God we are This is what our episodes are like

we I don't even know where we started you want to be on it now no oh pig we tried to hook it up with pig and he was like I got a not pig

pig was talking about it last week LJ LJ probably was like get the fuck out of here I'm not going on there LJ would be our first guest to sit at the table and not say anything the whole time

Bovey Yeah, you just be a fucking Mexican standoff of who's going to talk. Anyways. Did you guys watch the video of this year's Nebraska spring game? It wasn't a spring game, but the whatever competitions or whatever. And it was, and Taylor LeWan and Will Compton went to it. Yeah. And they were like coaches or whatever.

Yeah. First of all, you should watch that video because it's fucking funny. And it's a good video. um Taylor LeWan is walking around with a little smelling salt and just hitting it like every five minutes

but and you're not supposed to do those like more than twice but they they go out like pretty quick maybe it wasn't like hitting anymore and he was just doing it for the it was it might have been like hitting but like it wouldn't have been like you'd be like come on guys let's go because you got to think like

but you got to think like when you crack that like it's like seeping out the initial hit yeah so like after a while like I'm sure I'm sure you're still gonna smell it but it's not gonna be like

that initial oh my god all right so do you want the I search what do smelling salts do and it just pulled up a picture of Eli Manning

and some other people look just Hitting, smelly Look, can you see it? I don't know who that is And I don't know who that is But it's like, what is that? That's Peyton Man

I know it's Peyton Man That's a New York Jersey What? That's the Broncos Look Oh, you said Eli What did I say? Eli

My God This fucking guy You don't even know You're Manning brothers Welcome back to the Grass Daddy's podcast where we get drunk. I think the bio I put on YouTube was

we... He's back! Comedy podcast where we drink, laugh, and tell funny stories. That sums it up. Is that fair? That sums it up. That's fair. Do we laugh? Dude, what is on this table, by the way?

Okay, look at really quick. Blue paint. Smelling salts are used to arouse consciousness because the release of ammonia NH3 gas that accompanies accompanies their use irritates the membranes of the nose and lungs and thereby triggers an inhalation reflex this reflex alters the pattern of breathing resulting in improved respiratory flow rates and possibly alertness think if let me do that again

as John Gruden okay yeah actually please at least a part of it smelling salts are used to arouse consciousness because the release of ammonia gas that accompanied Let me try It was a good rhyme I might be shit faced That accompanies their

All right, you guys get it Yeah What if you spread So basically You know what's funny though Like pneumonia Ammonia so bad for you Like can kill you

Like ammonia gas Concentrated Yeah Like, you know, like, ammonia is in mustard gas. Well, you know, like, ethanol plants, you know that farmers put in the ground? Uh-huh. Like, if that's leaking. That's anhydrous ammonia.

Yeah. But it's still. So probably depending on what you combine it with and whatever. I mean, it's still ammonia. Could you, you think you could spread, like, with, like, the smelling salts and then, like, on grass, and it helped with the nitrification? Ammonia? Yeah, put in ammonia. NH3?

Just straight ammonia? Well Can we run an experiment at Wilderness Ridge where we... Smelling salts? Where we spread smelling salts into...

How are you going to extract the actual ammonia? But when you break those tablets, though, it's just a gas that gets released basically. It's not liquid. Well, oh yeah, the N

because of nitrogen is that what you're saying? Well, no, NH3 is, a part of nitrification well wouldn't that be NH3 would be nitrogen hydrogen three times NH3 three times hmm I don't know I'll say I'm just saying like smelling salts though if it's not done probably for a reason yeah because it probably either doesn't work or it's inefficient I don't think anybody's ever tried it like maybe it would like it might be one of those that could be true Dude, what if it worked on this one foot by one foot plot, but to do that to a whole fairway would be like thousands of dollars. Okay, million dollar idea.

Fertilizing was smelling salts. All right, we'll get some smelling salts. We'll hit a couple, and then I'll make a plot in my yard. We'll track the results. Let's circle back to the Grass Daddy's podcast. This is a Grass Daddy topic right there. My bad. Do you think we fucked ourselves by making us ourselves called the Grass Daddy's?

No, because I think people understand quickly that this isn't educational. You think within the first five seconds of listening, they're like, oh, they're not going to talk about. When we open the mini-fridge, they go, oh, this isn't educational at all. So I think just seeing that fucker, they're like, or the bottle of like, when a bottle of Windsor is. Windsor. The centerpiece. Yeah, the centerpiece of the table, I think. Because the whole reason why we.

did it is because one day cam and i when he was working at the golf course we're just like just like any couple of guys do when they're sitting around bullshit and they're like we're so funny we should record ourselves and other people would also think we're funny yeah so we were like well we both work at a golf course we both like grass let's call ourselves the grass daddies because it's funny or whatever it's like a funny it's like an inside joke yeah it's Tiki-tack. I think that side used to be over here. I think we flipped the table around.

You didn't like having the tiki-tack over there? No, but I literally... What are you doing? This whole setup, I just did right before you guys showed up because I had everything in the garage for the Beer Olympics tournament. That you missed. Oh, should we transition into that. We should.

That you missed, by the way. Don't move it. Don't move it yet. $100 if I make. You missed. I think it went in. I don't think it did. I'll let you know when I get in the bottom. Dude, that's so good.

I wish I would have drank that first because I might not have drank a second. Well, I still got half of that one in there that's probably never going to be cut. No, the magical mini said it might change it out. But it could. I need to eat. That'd be cool. Yeah. I haven't eaten today.

Are you running on E? I feel so buzzed. I ate top of John's actually. The Sam pros hurried up. I got three. Well, I don't know. I think they might. Well, no.

He snapped me and says the. Sam pros need to hurry up because I want breakfast and don't go to Jans. I got there probably 1040-ish and I think they stop at like 11. I pulled up to that drive-through sign and I was like

scared to look at the making sure and I saw the breakfast bretles were on top and then the voice came through. The voice came through like, hi, would you like to try our breakfast barrio? But sometimes it's an automated message. It is. Have you ever gotten

that where you're like, huh, would you like to dry a grill cheese burrito? And then it's just like, hey, what could I get you? Like, it's just some guy that doesn't, it's a different gender. Where is it? Dude, there's one. It's McDonald's. Yeah, are you using? Hi, are you using the bar?

Oh, yeah, yeah. No. That is a meme that no one's referenced. I guarantee it. Oh, yeah. That's getting clipped. How can we corner that? It's going viral.

How can we corner that market? Bobby. How do we corner the market of, Bobby? Here's a thought. You put the cap on the market. the table when you're not using it. Anyways.

Do you want to tell Ben about the beer? Yeah, I'm pissed I missed. I missed. I'm pissed. I'm pissed also. Yeah, you won. So why are you? Wait, why are you pissed? Yeah, you won the fucking tournament. Because if Ben was here, we're going sub 10 in pint a pound. Pound to pint. Pound to pint.

Yo, wait, what did he say? Pind to pound. He just switched the value. I don't know. I think he just, but, but, no.

You can't hear. So is pound to pint like your, like your big thing that you like or look forward to? Oh, yeah. You have the biggest aspirations for it. Yeah. Because we literally,

after a podcast once, we're like, let's see theoretically what Spencer and Jake would have gotten if they were partners. Because we were, because sub 10 has always been the goal. You wouldn't have it. And then you're like, I want to joke a pint for fun.

two 16-ounce beers here no well I mean I do but they're kind of old oh spend it more in two weeks you guys want to see you guys want to see live on the pod

no you because when we did it in the kitchen you inhaled part of it and drowned yourself I gotta only be four beers deep and I can he's too far gone

he's too far gone yeah four beers pound a pint Oh. Nolan was struggling. It's the golden ratio. Oh, shit. You don't know anybody.

Oh. Nolan did, uh, tell me that that was, he did tell me also, too. He put his hand up that he, he could have done better. Nolan was telling me the whole time. He's like, I feel like I'm letting Spencer down. Well, not a, nobody, nobody can bring the same. He feels like, he was like as a friend. I'm trying.

No one can bring the same passion. that Spencer brings to fucking beer Olympics. You could. Let's talk about that. You are like Ray Lewis in the Super Bowl. Ray Lewis in the Super Bowl. Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this.

I was a D1 athlete in drinking, man. Like regardless of the drinking. Because even with cornhole. It involves drinking. Well. No, but it's not like a. But that's not the center point. It's not a like a how many beers you drink.

game. Could you win the game? Because I am kind of curious. If you don't want to talk about this, we can breeze over this. But you're fairly competitive. Fairly? Where did you get this from? When do you think this started?

Oh, elementary school. Elementary school. Our P.E. teacher. So you've been your whole life you've been like, I have to win. Oh, yeah. It was our P.E. teacher. Fucking just. Really? Every day drilled.

he drilled no he drilled it in our heads he would every day point up at all the state championships he goes if you boys want to win anything like that you got to work hard every day you got to be competitive every day elementary school you had state championship banners was it a yeah from the high school was it a k through 12 oh yeah it was uh yeah because where'd you go sterling and

but like stir dude it's about to die man pop another zine so you went there from k through 12 yeah it was every day just looking at that says you gotta work hard you gotta fucking do this so you're essentially your whole life you've been like

I have to win yeah so with everything it's but it winning is getting gold if you got second like first losing like if I if I were to play you in like a one on one in like something we don't like tennis would you be like

yeah yeah what is what yeah oh okay what is something that you'd be like is there anything or is it if you're competing against someone else or another got to win otherwise i'm letting them down that's just let it's been drilled in my head wait are you letting yourself down or are you doing it for someone else or this is the part where i'm well doctor phil and i psychoanalyze you well i mean where does this come from in my head letting myself down and then just letting everyone down you know so is it more are you driven more by the satisfaction of winning or are you driven more by not wanting to lose not wanting to lose I can't lose interesting because some people are like I really like

the feeling of winning and that's what I'm doing it for and some oh no some people are like I just don't want to lose. Yeah, no. It's just been thrilled in my head since I was like to losing is bad. Since I was losing is bad.

Oh yeah. When you lose, what do you feel like? Fucking pissed. Oh, really? Well, I know you're pissed, but do you feel like you failed yourself or do you feel like you let other people down? I just feel like I need to work harder.

So like, like, Like, let's take last year's cornhole, for example. Like, and I needed a train better. And again, again, you don't have to talk about this. Oh, I needed a train. Were you more, were you more pissed? Because it seemed like I couldn't tell if you were more pissed because I beat you. Or is it just because I lost?

So if anyone beat you. Oh, yeah. It just happened to be me. It actually might be worse if somebody else beat. Well, it's not like I was like rubbing it in your face or talking shit. No. It was just mad because I lost I don't care who beat you

Have you been training for this? Would you ever like blame your You wouldn't like you didn't blame your partner No I didn't blame Cole I didn't blame yourself I didn't blame Cole Yeah I think Cole fucking Kerry does

Quiet away is in that tournament Shout out Cole Because And I And I can't And I can't even really remember Did we be you in the regular bracket and the loser's bracket?

Because Cole was telling me you beat us twice, but I honestly don't remember. I think so. I don't remember. I think you did. We can go look after this. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's still up.

I still have it. Oh, yeah. I taped it up. I don't remember, honestly. I think maybe you did. You should paint your basement walls with the dry erase paint. and just fucking... All right, can we hold

smell this and tell me if this smells like anything because I don't smell anything. You might have COVID. You might have the OG COVID stream. No, I swear to God. You don't smell anything either? No, it's very faint if there's any.

What the hell? Yeah. Okay, I'm not the only one. No, yeah, it's not really there. Why does it not have a smell? I don't know. It's like when you smell a... Hey on, hang on.

This definitely has a smell. You smell like a... This strong smell. You know, when you smell like a fresh weight. We need a sober. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We need a sober.

Will, will, smell that. You don't have to drink it to smell it. What about it? Do you smell anything? He's taking multiple inhales. You can hear that on the mic. Not really. It doesn't smell like much.

There's like a faint something, but not really much. He's got a ruptured. What do you got? An ostrich? He does. It's a... What's that from? Oh, a deviated septum.

Deviated septum, yeah. You throw him into the pastime. What? Deviated septum. I just asked you a question. Hey, real quick, since I forgot to set up the mirror, will you make sure that the phone is still recording? Because I'm going to be so upset. Okay. God.

Because this episode is pure gold. Just like any episode. It doesn't... But what does it taste like? Nothing. It doesn't taste like anything. Damn, dude. Let me.

I'm drunk off a single... I mean, like, you get a faint, like, aftertaste, but... Like, nothing. There's, like, nothing going on in that thing. You taste the alcohol. Didn't even hit the table. You can taste the alcohol. Yeah.

There's not much flavor. There's nothing going on in that, motherfucker. I'm tasting the mango. I don't smell the mango. You are? I'm tasting the mango. I'm not tasting a rainbow. Are you tasting a rainbow? Dude, we're tasting that.

I taste with the alcohol. Yeah, that's what I did. I mean, the alcohol is definitely, the slight burn afterwards, like the after burn. That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting it now. Yeah. Like the sides of my tongue.

Mm-hmm. But like, I gave my stroke. I hope you guys enjoy watching and listening to us because I got a thing. If you guys enjoyed this. If you guys enjoy this podcast, half, have, have, talking about my. Me not knowing on the speed. Half as much as I enjoy recording it, we'd be in good shape. Because this is fucking awesome.

It's funny, too, like, because I've listened to, just listen to a couple. And it, sometimes, like, it made me realize how much better. Did you listen to ones you were in, or just one? A couple. Took me a while to get over that, though. What? I just could not. As soon as I'd start talking, I'd switch the podcast.

Oh, you didn't like listening to us all? That's how I am. It's tough. I can't hear myself No, but now I'm like over it But yeah, but keep going Keep going Um

No, but it just made me realize Like, because I knew what happened In the episode But when listening to it Like, you miss so much With like the visuals Because I feel like There's so much like

Little dumb shit that we do When we're like When you get drunk So you think the visual component Add to detail Yeah Because sometimes Like audio listeners right now

Would have no idea That Spencer just got up To go pee Without saying anything Exactly But if you were watching you'd be like oh someone needs to go spencer's got to take a leak i yeah i used to listen to the episodes here and there but now it's gotten to the point where like when we upload

the sound of my own voice doesn't bother me yeah i think just because aside from one i've been on every single episode that is takeover the takeover that was fun you guys were on it that was fun spencer That was fun listening to because it's the, again, I didn't know what it was. So it was like, I was listening to the podcast for the first time. That's, it's kind of funny because for you, it's like, you just listen to a brand new podcast for like the only one, like, how am I trying to explain it? When you don't know what to expect. Right. You had no fucking idea.

Like, you know, like, our humor and like what we're probably going to bring up. Well, but then the other thing too is because I was, I was here. But I was outside because we were having a bonfire. And you guys came out. And the first thing you guys said was like, you might need to cut some shit out. I was like, what happened in there? Like, what did you say? Would you say the N word?

Like, I don't know. And so, by the way, hold on. We don't say the N word. No, we've never said the N word. I don't know. Well, Will. I don't know about Will. I'm not so sure about you either.

but big man okay so what are you thinking about gonna lie not gonna lie but since but since you guys nachos

but since you guys said nacho inward you might need I was like well I gotta listen to this whole episode before I upload it yeah you gotta find out which and there was

some of the areas because you kind of like chicken scratched on here like cut here I tried you were like cut cut cut cut cut here and I was like I don't need to cut that

I think you guys thought you needed to cut it. What was it? Oh, man. When we were thinking of Porn Star names, and it was something. That was Jake's topic, though. No, no, no, no. That's when we were going alphabetically, but you guys, in your takeover episode, we're talking about your own Porn Star names.

And then it was something, it was one of those, like, gold or whatever. It was like Johnny Gold or something like that. And then you were just like, well, I'm. I'm Vincent Silver. You're like, are you just a name and a battle? Well, no, he just stole the other guy's name, but just changed. So, that's kind of been at work when Ethan first got there. Since he came from Silver Leaf, Matt and I were saying, like, oh, when you were over at, like, bronze root or whatever it was, like, we would just say a metal and, like, a tree.

So we were, like, a platinum bark or something like that. Anyways. How about this? That's the end of that joke segment. I got a topic. Let's talk about this fantasy football league. It is 6.56, by the way. Okay.

It's a quick topic. Okay. Fantasy football league. What about it? Like ours? Yeah. Okay. He is ready?

Are you guys ready? Am I ready? I'm fucking, I have the number one pick, and I'm... I'm going to be honest. I have no idea what to expect, because I've never done a fantasy football league ever. What pick are you? Four. Out of ten?

that's a good spot is it that's a great spot is it that's where you want to be yeah one's two because you i'll get a top four receiver and then maybe running back from there because so to think of it so ben picks first and then in the second round he picks last right and then so you like you being at four your position flops one spot are we doing this lot by the way you'll pick Are we doing a live draft? We're going to do it at work, I think. So you'll have to come to Wilderness Friday. Can you?

It's at 4 p.m. What? The draft's at 4. Okay. Can you make that? Are you working? Well, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

It's all right. It's all right. I thought we were doing it just online. I don't know. You might have to do it online. Well, I think we're going to draft online. But do it together, if that makes sense. So, like, you could not be there.

So, like, I need to bring my computer. You can bring your phone. Or phone. Your phone. Okay. Which I'm sure you'll bring. What Friday is it? Next.

Like, this coming? Yeah. Today's Saturday. Today, Saturday. So the next Friday that's coming up? Fuck. I mean, I can try and take a half day. Are you going to be working until four?

I mean it'll rain for the 90th time this year think about the rain what rain think about the rain think about the rain I want to know

have you ever So we can get a little harmony going All right That was good I'll talk to boss man I'll see if I can See if I can

Winneaggle I got a I got a I got a I got a draft Yeah he'll understand I got a doctor's appointment

Friday I'm gonna skip out at one two you want me to call you at like 3.30 like dude I just fucking cut my foot off you gotta come get me like no it's not it's not that it's not that series

it's not that series are you sure yeah if you're like I got a draft except when you start bitching yeah I'm just gonna say I gotta take a half day I gotta I gotta I'm sure you got PTO hours for that

no I'll just say I gotta go and they're gonna be like oh yeah like whatever so imagine a

what we're that's my that's my workplace that's great so what we were talking about before was like listening back to the pot are you all right

the end of it was not great oh it burned no put it back I don't want to look at it no wait you've only had one yeah that was his first

that was his first full We got two? No, that's a half of Oh, oh That was his first full beep box If you want that, you can have it. No, I'm not touching it. No, we'll mix that in with some Jepsen's Belor.

Oh my God. Last, last Last couple of minutes, do it. Do it. Right now. Do it. Do it. Fuck. Do it.

We'll save that. We'll save it for a cliffhanger. Do it. Okay, what I wanted to say was, Because I encourage you to listen back to the episodes for research purposes. Because if you listen to yourself and the other guys talking, then you can be like, oh, this is what I sound like. This is how I could change the way I talk or this is what it sounds. I'm not saying.

Shit. What the fuck just happened? What's going on? What I meant was, for the sake of, if you view it from a listener's perspective, it might influence how you do it from the podcaster's perspective. It's like if you go and play a golf course, you view it from the eyes of a golfer, and we're tying everything back together here. Fucking speaking of golf courses, Woodland Hills raise their prices again.

What? Yeah, it was like almost, it was $288 for three players at Woodland Hills. Shut the front door. So, 96 a person. What? That place is a fucking dog track. To ride 18. To ride 18. Ninety-six a person.

That they suck. I said, I told Will, fuck that. We could be a guess that wilderness. If you're in the Lincoln area, we're boycotting Woodland Hills. Yeah, I was like, we could go fucking. Women are brought boycotts. We're boycotting J.Js. Men are boycotting Woodland Hills?

Yes. Well, I think. And Beer House has an upstairs. And Beer House. It does. Let's do a recap. Let's do a recap. We're going to promote Beer House and boycott J.Js.

We may or may not know what goes on on the upper levels of the different establishments in the Lincoln downtown area. Right. Where in the back of J.Js are we? are they is that lesbian taking the upstairs bar you said the upstairs bar yeah yeah are they going to like

just in the bat no like behind the scene there's a little walkway behind the scene could you imagine being like a bus boy just like putting glasses back

and you're like the fuck what's going to hell what the hell Jesus Christ alright so in short we've got magnets beat boxes are strong

can I shout out girl you need therapy real quick god damn it yes absolutely for the magnets and they've also

they have I think 14 episodes 14 I think 10 of them they've mentioned this podcast really yeah so only 10

absolutely that's warrant only 10 wait wait wait that girl I was given slight to isn't on it is she no okay okay because if she was I would feel really bad and I

and I kind of feel bad you've left okay listen you've left a lot of comments keep commenting all right you've left a lot of comments some more necessary than others is all I'll say but we appreciate the feedback

right thank you thank you for listening to all these episodes and being a supporter I'm just being a dumb guy that's like this is what is this well I appreciate the feedback. No, I get where you're coming from because it's something you would never do, so you're like, why are you doing it? Right. But it's also like marathon runners. It's like, what are you

doing? What are you doing? Not running marathons. Spencer's got a dinner to go to. We've got to wrap this up. I need food badly. I haven't even finished this and I'm scared to. He spilled a little bit, but that's okay. I pittled. Thank you guys all for watching and tuning in. Will, I hope you enjoyed listening in on this He didn't hear a fucking thing Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio only go and subscribe on YouTube

I'm trying to give this quick because you guys give me the twittle fingers We've got a jet nine Waggle Z-stupor X-Niner On to Zebraite All right

Thank you guys all for watching Until next time never drink beatboxes on an empty stomach and never drink the orange blast drink the mango though it's got no play that mango blue raspberry and fruit punch and green apple and that's all good night everybody green Thank you.