Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 84: R.I.P. Magic Mini Fridge

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

Yes, it is with heavy hearts that we have to report that the magic mini fridge has chilled its last beverage. It went peacefully in the middle of the night, surrounded by its loving podcasting equipment and it will be dearly missed. A search will commence on the black market for a new magic mini fridge to fill the void but none could ever live up to or truly replace the legend that is the O.G. Magic Mini Fridge. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is being joined in the studio by Ben and Nolan. The boys discuss bizarre food combinations, the price of cocaine and scrapping copper from the statue of liberty in order to purchase it, and deciding on whether or not Jake should purchase the new Switch 2 or just get the original. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Don't just sit like, you don't know what I'm saying? No, well, what else are you going to do with the bottom of the cone? You're going to sit there and just with the rest of the little top of the cone or the bottom of the cone? You were saying? You got a freaky tongue, dude. Yeah, I do. I just bought. God damn I do.

Shout out, brides. Welcome. Welcome to the Give me Give me Christopher Walking Starting the podcast

Well No Every time When I put on the spot And I have to do an impression You bet your ass Gilbert Godfrey's coming out Yeah

Because I don't know what to do Welcome back Yeah there you go To the To the grass Daddy's podcast That's what I was going for. I'm Jake and I'm a grass study and I'm being joined by Ben and Nolan.

Bowling. Hello. Oh, Bowren. Because with Spencer, it's Bencer. Bencer, yeah. With you, it can be bowling. Sense, you guys like to bowl. We like bowling.

You do like bowling. Have you guys always liked bowling? I mean, for the most part. Because you got really into it. I've been around for a while. He did like high school, like, what do you call it? all that like uh i didn't bowl for my school i've been in leagues for a while my dad bowed i was like in the uh in the alleys on saturdays when i was really little i always like just going to the

i never did any like league or went to leagues or anything no but like your dad was a bowler and you would tag along yeah or yeah my mom my grandma was a huge bowl she had like multiple three hundreds and really she had she was like average in like 200 over 200 and like her peak shit everyone on my dad's really good did she have like a like a sweet bowling nickname like bowling friend or something like that

let's see knock them down Nikki I don't I didn't say anything out what all right so a couple well before we get off that did I ever tell you about the bowling team name my dad came across with all the lesbian women

that were called the lickety splits That's us. Just four just butchies. That's so good. I'm picturing they all showed up on like bikes. And they had like those side saddle. Those side saddle leather bags that had their bowling balls in them. One had a Harley.

Bandanas on all four. And we're back. It's been a while as we like to, as we like to say sometimes it's been a while it is but it actually has been like over a month since we've uploaded um i don't know what else to say other than just haven't got the time to do one but the podcast is not dead you cannot kill us we will continue to post it may not be every week sometimes it may not be every other week but rest assured you you can you will see a podcast come at your way every now and you're getting one a year and you'll like it

Yeah. All right. If we have to go one a year just to keep, just to keep. Shut your fucking trap. But imagine the quality of episode you'd have if you had a year to prepare for it. It'd be like a five hour episode. It'd be like a movie. Yeah.

I mean, you know who takes a year to put out filmed and audio recorded content? Film directors. Oh, yeah. Well, they take sometimes multiple years. So, apologies for not uploading recently. I made a promise to an individual that I would give my piece on the next episode. I'm going to leave this very ambiguous and not name any names. But all I'm going to say is I want to give a big thank you to all of our loyal listeners.

Anyone who's left any comments ever, we greatly appreciate the feedback. We love seeing the engagement on our channel. Um, be that on YouTube or Spotify or TikTok or Instagram, whatever, um, Apple podcast. Apple Podcasts. We greatly appreciate it. Um, and I look forward to more feedback in the future. Um, it has also come to my attention that we have another podcast that apparently shouts us out in every episode they record. Just about. And I'm going to give a hard shout out right now to that podcast called. Girl, You Need Therapy. There you go.

Nail the name. Member of which provided these lovely stickers for this mini-fridge, which we have some sad news coming up. But I just wanted to say thank you for the stickers. Thank you for all the shout-outs. Also, I don't do it ever, but shout out to my girlfriend's podcast. Does the cat die? Yep. I also kind of made a promise that I would shout that out just for solidarity.

I feel like 10 pounds have been lifted off my shoulder and we can get on. Way to the world's off your shoulders. There you go. So shout out to all you broads and sad news, guys. I looked at the back of the mini fridge today and the sand dial has lost its last grain. The magic mini fridge is out of commission. No. It no longer works.

This feels like it needs music. Now, hold on. Yeah. Have we tried to, uh, does it need CPR or anything? or I plugged it in I unplugged it I plugged it into a different plug-in still nothing

I tried adjusting the coldness style on the inside but I'm afraid the black magic luck and lore of the mini-fritges ran out now that does not mean we're going to stop drinking on this pod because without drinking there is what is a podcast

without drinking so we'll get a new we'll get a new mini fridge in here I'll go I'll scourge in here I'll go I'll scour the dark web again for another magic mini fridge. See if there's any left in stock. Well, we might need somebody to like bless it.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. We could probably do an episode or something where we extract the magic, bottle it, and then put it into the new one. What if we took this? What if we did a vlog where we took this to like a, not mechanic, but like,

I feel like the mic picked that up. I doubt it. I doubt it. Did you hear it? Well, yeah, but if I did, I bet it's very faint. Anyways. Stomach just did a one age. Sorry.

I bet wouldn't it be funny if we took this to like an appliance fixer guy and we're like gave him the whole lower backstory of it? Just to see his eyes just go like, what the fuck are these guys talking about? Or to go to like a Menards or Home Depot and be like, you got any mini fridges and then like they take them there and they're like, aren't even magical. Do you have any magic We need a magic mini fridge Right We need one that will produce drinks When we plug it in

Right To record our podcast And they're like I want what you're smoking So with that being said We will be sending this mini fridge off I don't know Maybe we'll do a dedicated

Memorial episode I don't know Maybe we could take it out to the country Shoot it with some guns Just for fun We put it on fire Anakin Skywalker sendoff style Yeah

We'll put it on like a little thing and like float it out or something, like a Viking burial. Grenade. Oh, we shoot the flaming arrow at the boat. Oh. With that being said, I am still holding out hope that even though it no longer is cold, maybe just maybe. They might have left something in there. Right. I'm hoping there may be some residual magic left in it right as that last grain was hitting that there might be something in there.

So I think let's take a knock. Take a knock. See what's in there. Please, please, please. This will be the last. No fucking way. What is it? There's shit in here.

There is. Hold on. What? Pepper Mint White Russian. Oh. Suka. It is sending us off in. Oh, I'm seeing more Christmas magic.

I'm seeing a lot of Christmas. I think it's holiday season. It's a pre- Thanksgiving Christmas miracle. One of those. Maple Syrup Sunday Budsballs. What? Jesus. It's got Buddy the elf on it.

Oh, and a classic, I'm not going to bring them out all the way right now, but a bud light. Just all these exotic drinks then. Yeah, well, they probably had to get rid of all the shit they had in the storage and just threw it at us. Right. Like the residual that was on the way and it got kind of skewered in the... Yeah. Anyway, so... Should we do buzzball first?

You do buzzball first. Nolan, I don't know. you uh if you're on the pod and you have a buzz ball you have to take it all at once oh yeah yeah you sip a buzz ball well i don't know i don't know i don't have this exact conversation with me on this podcast i don't know you can just sip a buzz ball shake it up a little oh my goodness okay under the table i think it's ready all right jesus it's been a while i'm going to open mine slow Usually doesn't happen that fast, I apologize.

Cheers to the Magic Mini Fridge, to being back in the studio for another episode. We're not going anywhere. It's been a long time, yeah. Cheers, motherfucker. And it's 9 a.m. Now, that's the best buzzball you'll ever have in your life. That wasn't bad at all. I'm just kidding.

It's good. That was really good. But it's got alcohol in it. Yeah. I mean, is it not better than the fucking green or the... Oh, Jesus. So, if you... I thought it was a delightful tree.

If you put your mouth up to it and, like, inhale suck to try to get the rest of the shit out, it's a little fumey. Yeah. It's a little fumey. It's a little fumey. I told you. Man. The alcohol fumes. I haven't seen fumes like that since...

I got a question. Can I stash this and opt for Bud Light first? If you want. I don't want to go back-to-back, Milky. Hey. A little bit heavy, a little bit creamy. You can't do double milk. You get all your milk over me and then you ask for no more milk?

Okay. He doesn't want any more of mommy's milk. I'll be back to that. I'll revisit that. I'll suck the teat. Got a fridge full of post malones. It's a Saturday. Hey, yo.

Oh. It's a Saturday. Game day. It's game day. The tier list fell apart, but we're here for an episode. Okay, so. It's kind of sticky. Yeah, it's maple syrup, man.

That's a good point, actually, yeah. I can taste the maple. That on a waffle would be. Maple syrup Sunday. Just pouring it on. That's probably the peak alcoholism is, I can't have a waffle without a fucking maple syrup buzzball on it. It's got the, it's got like the spaghetti that he has in Elf.

Oh, no shit. Yeah, so like when he puts the syrup on the spaghetti. Oh, have you ever made that, by the way? Put syrup on spaghetti. Me and my buddy did that. Really? Yeah, it was terrible. It was the worst thing you've ever had.

Now, I could try to be cool and be like, that's so gross, dude, I'm way better than that. No, but you're interested. No, but what I'm going to say is I have heard of people like, I don't know if it was syrup or if it was just straight sugar, but like on spaghetti, adding some like sugar or something to like the sauce. Oh yeah, they add sugar to salt. Like adding the sweet, like adding sweetness to it. Yeah. I have heard of that. I do.

I think it, I think it, in technical terms, I think. think it's supposed to like neutralize acidity. Oh really? Yeah. So like you're actually supposed to... It's like salt and cookies. Like you don't taste it. It's just there to balance out. There's salt and ice cream. Yeah, exactly. So did you know that?

No, I didn't. I knew the cookies. Did sea salt on a chocolate chip cookie? That's also good. I don't know how I feel about the big chunk salt like the sea salt where like you can physically bite it. Oh, yeah. No. That's the best part. I don't know how I feel about it. It's got to be sparse. It's got to be...

It's almost like a, like sprinkles or something. Like you can't season it like a steak. Not a heavy top dress. I'm definitely with. Did you tell Nolan about that? Oh, yeah. So, you know how we put paprika on the greens? Coyan.

Yeah. Same thing. So Ethan told me to give it a heavy top dress and I gave it a heavy top dress. I think I saw that. And then you got back and he's like, why'd you do that? Yeah. Like how were you supposed to know if he was. was joking or not well i mean god forbid i don't know how much fucking cayenne pepper to put on a

green yeah i didn't first time first time for everything i guess this is how i left yeah i saw just orange the camera can see that that's so much just i'm definitely with syrup on spaghetti you know what i have tried what yeah the the buddy oh yeah okay i haven't tried that but i have tried the spaghetti tacos my carly Oh, with the hard show? Yeah, we made those one night. That was fun. I mean, that just seems like it can't go wrong.

Yeah, it's just adding a little bit of texture to the spaghetti. It wasn't bad. Does it, like, because the crunch of the shell with, like, the squishy kind of chewiness of the noodle. It's good. It's good. It's like adding, like, uh, fritos to chili. Like, you're just adding a little bit of, like, contrasting textures. I like that.

Because I love crunchy. It does not fall apart, though? No, not like you would expect. It's like you'd take one bite and then, All the noodles would come out. No, so you're picturing, you're picturing the square bottom ones instead of, like, the rounded bottom ones. Yeah. The square bottom ones, I feel like are more inclined to fall apart because it's so wide at the bottom, especially if we put them in the oven and toast them so they get crunchy.

She can't toast them. Now we got a, we got a triple dip. We got to make maple syrup on spaghetti in a taco. No, it's not even that, though. It's maple syrup sprinkles a pot tart, yeah. Chocolate syrup. Oh, yeah, he had like pop tart, marshmallows, chocolate. chocolate syrup.

Yeah. We did it all. And it was fucking terrible. Oh, you did that? Yeah, it's the worst thing you did that. You made like the legit buddy-de-all spaghetti. I mean, as close as we can get. But yeah, there was a Pop-Tart involved. Fucking hate.

I haven't seen the movie in a while, but correct me if I'm wrong, didn't he whip out a bottle of maple syrup, like an alcoholic, just have like a shooter. Yeah. He was just like. Yeah. He always has. In fact, taking it deeper, when he gets sent to the mail room,

when he gets sent to the mail room and meets that guy, he does basically that same thing. thing he takes out like whiskey and goes to put it in his coffee and buddy thinks it's syrup and dumps the whole thing into his sidebar I remember that because the dude's like looking at it's like whoa so sidebar you remember you remember what that guy looks like yeah he's got like a goatee long hair kind of looks like uh who's that Ron Jeremy a little bit a little bit Ron Jeremy and they're like laying on like a stack of mail and they're like having like a conversation or whatever great time yeah and I

I'm correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the guy says I'm 26 years old oh I don't know which I don't know if that was just a joke for the fans but he claims he's like 26 is that is that what he's I feel like he said he was older than that he's like I'm 26 years old and then they just breeze right over it I thought he said like he looks like he looks 40 yeah but I thought he said like I'm 40 and then he was like 40 that's so young I'm 100 whatever no no he so he says I'm 26 years old I don't have anything going on And he's like, you're young, you're so young. And then he goes, my Papa Elf didn't make Master Tinker until he was 490.

That's what he says. And then the guy starts laughing. They have a tickle fight. It's cute. It's Christmas movie. Is that after the break dance? That's before. That's pre-break dance.

Because then it caught, because I think they, like, call him, like his dad. Oh, you can hear the rap music in the background. And he's fucking, like, he's doing that, like, Russian dance where he's like, no one like. Switching hands and feet. Yeah, he's doing that. But then he's on the table, yeah, doing that. Dude, that's a great. Everybody hates on that movie.

I don't know where it comes from, but that's a funny. The only people that hate on that movie are people that hate themselves. Think they're cool because they like hating on things that are good. There is something like to hating Will Ferrell movies. I don't know what it is.

Yeah, people like, there's a subgenre subgenre of human who hate Will Ferrell. I don't know why. I've never heard that, But I've been, like, we had this talk the other day at work with the Jim Carrey stuff. I know a lot of people don't like him and his movies. Because it stemmed from, we were asking each other what our favorite Christmas movie is.

And I said, like, probably the Jim Carrey Grinch or, like, Christmas vacation. And Early said he didn't like the Jim Carrey Grinch because he's a freak and gives off pedo vibes. And I'm like, what? That's why his heart was so goddamn small. Because people like early Because people like early Yeah, penning him as a pedophile We were like, that's the entire point

Is that he's an outcast He's different and like a freak I'd rather have Jim Carrey's Grinch Watch my kid than like Jeffrey Epstein You know what I mean? That's a lay up Would you rather have No, I'm not disagreeing with you

That's just saying I think I'd rather have I would rather have like a fun birthday part I think I'd rather have a cancer. For real? No, no. I think I'd rather have O.J. Simpson watch my kid than Jeffrey Epstein. I'd want my wife to hang out with her guy friends instead of O.J. Personally.

Well, like, dude, that's a layup. Is it, though? No, because the Grinch, the Grinch, all right, hold on. We're in, like, Earth, the human, you know. If you saw the Grinch in real life, if you saw. How do you spell Philadelphia? A. F. I.

No. F.E. I go F-E. I was fucked up. I think you did. I think you sort of F-E-L-L-L-Feladelphia. I was saying it with the accent. That's how somebody from Philadelphia would say. It's for the fellas.

That's also, by the way, people from Philadelphia would spell it that way, too, because they are. Yeah. So the Grinch. Anyways. Yeah. So I'd let him watch my kid. Right. Well, you get to the end of the movie, and his whole thing is like saving her life.

Yeah. and banging out the I mean you don't have to get to the end of the movie I think like one of the No no no no Cindy Lou Martha May Hoovie Yeah Jesus Christ

I almost just did the early Jesus Christ There's only like three female characters That had a name in that episode I fucking threw a dart at the wall And there's one who's yeah How cool would it be Yeah

Those yams All right go ahead So how cool would it be to live in like Hoover That's a pretty cool town Horton here's a hoon here's a hoon You'd have to love Christmas. Is that Whoville, too? I do.

I do. Right? They're in Whoville for Horton He's a Who? Are they in Whoville? I don't know if I've seen that movie. It's been a long time since I have. I also haven't seen The Morax, which is Lena's favorite movie. I've seen that.

Not missing a whole lot, yeah. It's a good movie. It's not great. No, it's all propaganda. It's big business. It's bullshit. It's a good thing. It's a good thing.

It's a good thing she doesn't watch this pond. Oh, I forgot I changed. I changed You would fall evil I changed it off of the echo You got to like Jonah Hill And this is the end

Where he's possessed by the devil Is it Does it compel VJ Guess what? It doesn't feel very compelling I forgot I changed this off the echo Because I figured out how to connect this To

Discord on my computer And I was like Dicking around with the different things I normally have it preset as the echo, the reverb for this podcast for when we're like crack and drinks and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I think I remember which one it is. I think it's 27. Testing?

Nope. That's great. Anyways. Oh, he figures that out. You know what I used to love to do in game chat? I had a boom arm and the game knob or whatever. I would turn it all the way up. No, yeah, this is right.

I just didn't get its... Okay, go ahead. I'd have the gang knob, turn it all the way up, then there was a spring on my boom arm, and I would just fucking... Oh, fuck. Anyone wearing headphones just ears starts... Oh, dude.

I do that with my... The webcam mic. Because, like, in games a lot of the time, it's like... In Discord, you'll have your, like, headset or whatever, Mike. But then in game, it auto defaults to the webcam. So I'd sit there in, like, CS games, and just, like, if I'd die...

Or if someone started, like, talking shit to me, I'd just, like, hold it. it to my mouth and just just fucking blow up there you I mean you were using the webcam mic oh yeah I found that thing it was behind my computer I don't even know how you heard me on there

it was real quiet yeah but it made it funnier when it was all quiet and muffling oh they're shrieby huh so the Jim Carrey Grinch is not a pedophile no

but he likes kids but that's not a pedophile yeah yeah I don't it's only you don't take him to an island it's kind of like he hates everyone he had a mountain yeah oh so you know what I mean yeah he hated everybody equally except Sandy Lou got a soft spot for Sandy Lou all right the more you the more you say Grinch Steed tribute all right so did you

so you cracked into yours already yeah I'm gonna crack into mine and I'm gonna crack into Slim Jim I'm reverbering it do it so this is about to be This one's so much better than the white Oh yeah you're gonna love this Side story side story I was going through And listening to all of our previous episodes

Because I really wanted to Find the first time you said shout out broads Yeah did you ever figure that out I couldn't find it And I found like I listened to the episode where like We first got this and tried it And we were all like

Oh that sounded so cool but task for all you loyal listeners that like to comment on videos find the episode where Ben says shout out broads for the first time I heard you say it once at like the second episode of Rambling Feud when we were fucked up that one was titled I might be shitfaced you said it in that you said it in that episode but it had already been established as a joke so I had to go back I had to backtrack and listen I could not find the first time you said it What if it doesn't, did shout out broad start off the podcast?

It did. And then creep onto the podcast. I think you were sitting there. I'm pretty sure Spencer was sitting there. I could be wrong. It might have been someone else. But I was sitting here and I was shouting out Lena for doing something. And I was also shouting out, I think I was shouting out someone else, maybe my sister.

And then I proceeded to say like, shout out women in general. And then you go, shout out broads. Like you said it candidly and earnestly. Yeah. I meant it I know you did shout out brutes just like I mean this

facial I got tribute ties by that I got tribute I got it I attribute this to the tribute I did catch and I love it

I love it and I like it and I love it shout out tributes shout out tribute shout-up brags that is pretty good good right the peppermint like kills that like alcohol taste and like the normal white russian i feel like well i mean i like spearmint ice cream yeah this made me realize i might like mint chip i've always been i love mint chip a lifelong

hater of mint chip do i get it never no if i have it there's so many better flavors do i like it yes i mean does that make sense i'll take two scoops two scoops on a waffle cone what's your go-to dairy queen oh oh it's either the uh strawberry cheesecake or the brownie like the I think I'm there with the fudge I'm trying to figure that

it's like the quadruple chocolate it's got like brownie bits and chocolate and there's like a fudge core yeah the royal or whatever I like finding that fudge cool reminds me of college

I find that fudge in the middle shout out Delta Kai you know what I'm saying I don't know what you're saying shout out the brothers at delta kai find that fudge core fucking oozma kappa yeah

ozma roar omega roar oozing kappa we were like we were like uh fudge cord oozing kappa we

fc fc fc fc sorry sorry I'll derad this you're good

I don't hey we were up We were about to do a World at War Gun Sound tier list for this podcast, which, I don't know. Give me the MG 42 at S. What I was going to say is if that doesn't perfectly embody a I'm going to do whatever I want mentality for this podcast, and I don't know what does. We didn't end up doing it because somebody didn't want to take notes.

I think in order to do it right, we'd have to just, we'd really have to put more effort into it than I think we were willing to do. So we were just like, you know, and we're all kind of lazy, but we just, you know, it's my day off, you know. It's a lot easier to just sit down and talk about whatever that, you know, it is our day off. And we had a long week. We've had a long season, really. It's like the beginning of our off season. Yeah, this is, like yesterday was the cutoff, I think, right? Pretty much.

I mean, it took an hour. hour 15 lunch on Thursday so it's about to think we're at the start of it. I think no one bad at an eye. I think we're there. But yeah, you had worked this morning. I don't know how many more weekends we're going to work. It's better be the last fucking one. I swear to God. What do you think you're going to do tomorrow? Cut cops like a... All right.

Probably. No, I don't know. I'm not showing up tomorrow. So what's your dairy? we go same one I already said it as like the quadruple fudge

whatever the fuck in there great delicious so I love the cotton candy blizzard

cotton candy ice cream is so slept on I don't like it because it has those like the crystallized the chunks

yeah I don't like that you don't like those no do you not like chewing ice cream right I don't mind that's why I get

the cheesecake or the brownie one I fucking hate chewing ice cream do you have sensitive teeth yeah

yeah that makes sense I have sensitive of teeth too, but I just... Just get in there? It's just, yeah. It's like five seconds of pain for... It doesn't make sense to me.

Four hours of pleasure. Yeah. It doesn't make sense to me. What? It's supposed to sit there, lick the comb, enjoy the trees. It's supposed to suck on. Yeah. Get the cream out of it.

You know, get some time in it. Describe, let's do a little game. Describe all the adjectives. It's supposed to be sensual. Describe all the verbs associated with consuming ice cream. Sucking. sucking licked slurping slurping throating gulping throating throating well depends if you get a soft serve

i mean if you're joey chestnut gulpin what was it four pints in a minute jesus that was insane dude got hypothermic or no got frostbite on its fingers on his fingers shit was so cold fingers that guy's an athlete i will say i do bite the end of the cone like when there's all that like ice cream in there i will bite that and chew all that. You got the very tip of the cone, you know what I'm talking about? You mean like when it gets to the part

where it's flat ice cream across the across the precipice of the cone? I think that's when it starts to get acceptable but I'm talking the tip of the cone. Like what you've gotten like... The very end, where you have to bite and devour that end. I'll sit there and I'll like chew that up.

That's fine. But by that point it's all melted. So it's not super cold. Well, but no, because they have like an ice cream that's pre-made like... Sorry. Don't just sit like... You don't know what I'm saying?

No, well, what else are you going to do with the bottom of the cone? You're going to sit there and just with the rest of the little top of the cone or the bottom of the cone? You were saying? You got a freaky tongue, dude. Yeah, I do. I just watch. God damn, I do. Shout out, bruds.

Thanks for the magnets. Do you think she's going to start listening again? That was a compliment. It was a compliment. She knows. For the record. For the record. What was that so?

Tried to make a... Never mind. This is a moot-past. For the record. And I'm still not naming any names. Yeah. The discrepancy that came about was because of things that were said or rather not said.

Look, if you want to throw me under this bus, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no. Because I'll get right back up. No. That caused a discrepancy. And it has been... resolved it has so yes not saying the rest of the night went okay no but no it did not what a great night but we're better for it yeah you I grilled some steaks yeah watch the game

on my TV had some beers so do you watch like the Nebraska games fuck no but Maddie does so they had to be up there so like what are you doing tonight drinking but like you're going somewhere to to watch the game her family and hang out with that people watching the game. Yeah, they're all at the bar, so I'll go there and hate watch them, drink, and hope they lose. So cool. I'll watch my running back. What's his name?

Emma Johnson? Yeah. I'll watch him. Magic Johnson? Yeah. Yeah. He's a, what is he at right now in the Heisman race? I don't even think he's top three.

I don't, I think he's, like, ten. I don't think that he's, like, up there. I just think people think he should be. And I do, too. Yeah, I don't know. For 200 at game. I don't know what else he can. He's not going to win it though

If Genty didn't win it He's not gonna win it True But he should at least be in the conversation That's a quarterback Fucking award What if they did What if they made it

So quarterbacks couldn't win The Heisman They just had a separate Quarterback trophy And then Heisman for everyone else It's like the same thing as like NFL We're like the MVP The MVP is a quarterback award

So like offensive Or offensive player of the year Yeah Right They should do something like that Yeah They should almost be like The prima don't

Award of the year, and then the quarterback can get that. The real ass motherfucker award goes to the running out. Why don't they just think a quarterback of the year award? Yeah. And then, yeah. Has anyone won it the Heisman as a defensive player since Sue was nominated and almost won it? Probably not.

Did Man Taitaio win the Heisman? Is Miles Garrett in that conversation? I don't follow college. I feel like Miles McGarrett might have been talked about it. I know some of the crazier are like NFL. MVP's a Redskins kicker won the MVP in like the 80s what? Yeah

What? What? What? What? The hell was you doing? You're fucking bawling apparently dude. Just 100% I mean dude I feel like what you had to do as a kicker to get that. Like nowadays would be almost impossible.

Yeah. He, Mantatao didn't win the Heisman but I think he was nominated. He might have been in the same classes, Sue. I can't remember. It was 2012. No, Sue wouldn't have been 2012 but 12 was Johnny Mansell won it

when he was a freshman that's a hard yeah that's hard to beat oh yeah he went Johnny football is the fucking best how can you have such a good freshman season that

you're essentially famous from it you know what I mean like people still are just like oh man Johnny you're still the man I wasn't even that I was probably what 2012 I was 10

and I still remember Johnny football like just that she was fun to watch he was just different signing this fucking autograph on the football and handed it to somebody just like the other team just like as much as i'm not a college guy the one thing i do remember from like that era like watching was like the whole timtibo team like that whole like yeah that team i do remember them that florida team the broncos actually What receivers did you have? Marvin? Or Percy Harvin?

Percy Harvin? Maybe. Didn't he have Percy Harvin to throw, too? I don't know. I just remember that, like, all those guys went to jail for something. You were, like, 25 when that was going on, so. Negative. That would be three years ago.

I was 12. I'm 12. I'd go up. Yeah, I used to. I used to. Three years ago, he'll be 25. a year and a half. I'll be 25 and two.

So that I'll be. Or about a year and a half sounds better. Still think I'm 21. Sometimes I have to remind myself. You look great. Yeah. You don't look a day over 24. Thank you guys.

Yeah, you don't look a day over 25. Yeah. I'm just like that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll play wee bowling and stuff. Record a podcast. It's fun. It'll be fun.

I'll be like that guy. My nurse. This bitch. I'll be like that guy that like What's it like Bush Camping Dad or whatever Like in Fortnight that Oh yeah

Hides in Bushes till the final circle And like kills one guy I thought you were talking about that actual camping dad That like lives in the Loucah Door Boys Oh yeah Or is it outdoor boys Something like that He retired too I think

Yeah He had a sick life He was like a good lawyer Yeah he like made money But then like his videos were like I'm gonna sleep in 10 feet of snow he would like dig it out and like milk make a little like a little like and then make some shelter like fire honey butterbread oh yeah fucking hit i don't know hit the hay now that was like

his thing honey butterbread i would love to like make a bunch of money and then just go live in the mountains like just move back out to the east coast you did that ted kaczynski did that get what i'm saying yeah who's that you don't know take kizinski he was the guy in oh yeah Yeah, he'd send things to an office. Ted Kaczynski? Yeah. Theodore Kaczynski? John Krasinski?

No. I was fucking winning. John Krasinski's the guy in the office. Ted Kaczynski is the Unabomber. Yeah. Shout out. I'm on a Unabom. We're not shouting out of you.

Well, we can shout him out. Oh, Unabomber. He was doing a good thing. Doesn't shout out mean like props? Yeah, props. You got away with it for a while. Okay. just like that guy that was gambling, that Swiss guy?

Yeah. Dude, you were all over that for a while. Yeah. You were like calculating out. What was it? $6 billion a year or something like that? No, it's from Canada. Yeah.

And so six billion, something wedding was his name. Have you heard about this? I don't think so. Dude, he was an Olympic athlete for Canada, snowboarding. I definitely haven't heard of this. He was the kingpin of the the Samanilla Cartel

whatever it is, the Santa Nia or whatever the fuck they call him. Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz. That's what it was. Shout out Santa Cruz. Samanella. No, but he was getting drugs from Southern California and running them to Canada. Where's the gambling

come into this? He wasn't a gambler. Are we talking about, are we talking about the same thing? Yeah, I'm talking about what we were talking about. I heard Gambling. No, no, no. He was a cartel member. Gotcha.

He was running drugs from Southern California, Canada. Six billion a year, 60 tons of Coke. Not bad. In a year. Not bad. It's kind of bizarre that I took you one morning and you were talking about stripping the Cocker off the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I saw an Instagram.

And then I went with you the next morning and you were talking about a Swiss guy that was fucking Canadian, but it was, uh, it was, uh, not American. Ethan was fascinated by it. I saw an Insta reel and then I started doing the math just to like double. we'll check it and I was telling him did you know that if you scrapped all the copper on the Statue of Liberty sold it for cash and then bought

crack? How much crack do you think you could get? Ooh, it's a fun game. Oh, I love games. How much do you think the Statue of Liberty worth? I know, I know all the answers, so I just want to hear what you why are you thinking.

What is it meth? Crack. Why you're deliberating? You want the peppermint? Yeah, I'll go on the peppermint. Peppermint. Uh, okay. All of the copper on the Statue of Liberty. Scrap. For a hint, you should tell him how much copper it is.

Yes. Before I get to that, guess how much copper you think is on it? And pounds. Pounds of copper? So he doesn't get the hit. I'll tell him afterwards. 150,000 pounds of copper. That's not a bad guess.

It's like 63,000 pounds. Okay. Cut it in half. Cut it in half. So how many pounds of crack? I'm not pounds, ounces, tons, I don't care. How many, how much crack do you think you could get from all the copper on the? Street price or market price?

You're buying a bulk. From the dealer. Yeah, from a kingpin. 55,000 pounds of crack. Yes. Try seven. What? Seven pounds?

Seven pounds of crack. Wait. What are we doing? Wait, he just told you it was 60. thousand. So you think it's a dollar per pound? Something like that. No. You know what? I don't know what crack goes for. My bad. Sorry. He said it was 60,000. You guess 55,000. Well, pounds of crack. Oh, true. I don't know what's crack waste. Yeah. Well, a pound of crack always the same amount as a pound of copper. Yeah. Feathers. Yeah. You know. No, yeah. The all of the copper on the Statue of Liberty.

Or it's scrapped. That's right. Oh, what, what metal were you thinking? uh bronze oh yeah that makes more sense it's about it's like anywhere from like six is bronze metal that is metal right that was like a color I'm trying to copper is an element

yes to see you bronze is an alloy it's copper and titanium tin tin I think this guy paid attention to chemistry yeah that wasn't school for Kim for a while

I think I want to say it's copper and tin makes bronze it might be copper and iron I don't know bronze is an alloy copper is an element I know that nice

yes bronze is a metal alloy meaning it is a mixture of two or more elements that are least one is a metal specifically bronze is a copper base alloy most commonly made by combining copper with tin

well done well done we'll keep it in what else guys I mean, do you guys have fun blowing out? I love blowing stuff out. What are we doing after this? Well, we got a long time until Nebraska football.

So we got... Do you actually want to get the... I'm actually kind of really looking forward to getting the portable fire put down. Sure. And doing it in the driveway. I'll watch in the driveway. Oh, yeah, I got a couple hours. And putting the old...

Because I've got that. I took that old mount and that TV and made the the land party TV with the two by fours. We could prop that up in the garage. That'd be sweet. Dad,

I'm going to go get some more cars to open? Where can you get those? Walmart. They still got them? Probably. There's a lot. You didn't buy out the... I only got ten.

What was it? What did your dad say when he went into, what was it, Costco or something? Oh, no, it was Walmart. And they'd just restocked. I was like, they got them. I got them all. I got all of them.

It sounds like he robbed a bank. Catch them all? We got them. It sounded like you just get a lick on them. Well, isn't there supposed to be like a limit? They just implemented them. Walmart did it for everything. All trading cards, you can only get five like skew items per purchase.

It's like if I go in there right now and I wanted to get 15 packs, I'd have to buy five, walk out my car and put them in there walk back in buy five walk out you know that whole thing oh so that's why you can actually get them now because all these guys that are like reselling them aren't trying to like walk in and out for four hours getting all the packs so but it's kind of a method to deter it yes essentially what if you bought five and then you know how in like the conveyor belt you put the little oh it's it depends on you just oh yeah i think that's smart and then put like a pack of gum with each one of them so it's smart i think that depends on the cashier because like when i went in to buy them this morning the lady who's like you can only get five and handing them back to me and i had

five and i was like this is five yeah and then she was like no like or whatever and she's like i don't have my glasses on i'm sorry it's five it's like it's like yeah what is she helen keller i mean she can't feel five of them i think but i think i think i think i think i counted this finger twice but I mean I feel like you can gamble the opposite with somebody like that you can be you have like 14 and be like no look you're you're miscounted I got five yeah well I mean you've got the case under your arm you're like there's five there just ring it up 10 times trust me pants are full it just seems like a lady he's like trying to like get in a confrontation was like this is only five you can only get five dude it's five come on

How much do you hate the people that are sitting outside of the Walmart doors checking receipts? All of them? They don't actually have to. They don't. But when they do, don't you get pissed off? Yeah. No. I got beef at the people of my Walmart.

Because I've never stolen anything in my life. I don't eat. No, but sometimes I'll go in for like two things and it's like, you don't trust me with these things. I mean, like, you just watched me self-checkout. Yeah. And swipe my card. I threw my receipt away and now you're at. The audacity.

Yeah. Come on, dude. It pisses me on. Well, what happens if you say I don't have my receipt? Do they say, where'd you throw it away and you have to go get it? I don't know. Most of the time, I just walk past it. They try to stop me.

I just keep walking. Excuse me, sir, and you're just like, I don't have any change. Jack, deaf. No. Sorry, not how deaf feels. What do you fuck you mean? I'm finding you. I think that's how deaf.

I got a question. They wouldn't know. I've got a question for you guys. I want your opinion on. Does this podcast get transcribed in there? What is that shit called? Braille. Braille?

For a deaf person? Yeah. Isn't braille for blind people to read? No. Is it? You can subtype? Yeah, it is. Oh, I'm going to kill myself.

Deaf people could read the subtitles. Or our lips if they're really good at it. But what am I saying right now? Yeah, exactly. Shout out broads. What am I saying? Are we an anti-deaf podcast? Fuck you do. We're an anti-deaf podcast and recover our mouths and I don't know. You can make it, can you make it so they can't do subtitles?

What was your question? So I got something I wanted to float you guys. This whole podcast is just deaf people can't read it. You're not subtitling this either. So, as you know, Lina and I were debating. on whether or not we wanted to gift each other a Nintendo Switch 2. Correct.

Right now it looks like we're leaning towards just getting a Switch 1. And our reasoning is because A, it would be $250 per person versus like 170 per person. So there's that. But also the amount

of like I'd want to get like extra controllers and stuff so that you guys could come over and play too all the games that are already out and available for the normal switch I think we're just trying to save some money you want our opinion yeah

I don't know a lot of people like Trace he has a switch and he's like I'm not going to get a switch too I'm going to keep the one yeah what's the difference is it just like it's just a little bit upgraded graphics or something yeah it's basically just it's upgraded. Which graphics not really maddened because it all depends on like your TV. The only thing is that you can't

get like Mario Kart World or whatever like the newest the new release games. If you don't care about the new games go with a switch one. That's kind of what I'm leaning towards. If your issue is like buying the controllers and stuff like that, I think it can only have four people and one set of

joycons like the little snap and things are two people when you're splitting it up that way. Right. So you should yeah you only have to buy one set of joycons which you use are cheap so it's like not you're not adding a bunch extra onto it the other thing too is i got big hands so i'm the type that might want to get like the bigger controller the like controller attachment that you snap both into the side either that or like can't you get like the game i mean i've got big ass hands too i played with the joycons and well i know i have

too but it's like it's so hard you also got to think like you're not playing competitively well yeah i know i know we're playing maria party yeah i get it like but but exactly there is my point it's i'm kind of going for i'm more going for just the fun of playing some games over i got to have the newest most upgraded thing like you just want to throw a mario card in or like an animal cross and just fuck around like play a game switch one like like play monopoly with some friends play a marr they've got new they've got mario parties and stuff yeah you just get one the first switch with two controllers i think well the first switch will come with a set of them

which is good for two people already right so then if you want to do four you gotta I might even have like extra ones I can just give you oh like I think I have like I think I have four sets of like joycoms do you not have a switch anymore uh I gave it to my brother

but I have a bunch of extra one well you wouldn't have to give them to me but if ever we were having like a Mario Party night you could just bring them so we could play them I don't have like or I could I could hold them them for you, or whatever. They'd be yours.

They'd be on extended loan. I'm not, I'm not, uh, what? Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're not what? Not hoeing. Oh, okay. Yeah. What? Ho of it, hold it.

Yeah, okay. Good safe, good safe. So, we're kind of leaning towards a switch one. And I think it'd be fun to have some people over, play some games. I would love that Like hearing people say like Oh I'm having a Mario party night I'm like God

But like at that point What I would get Like when you're talking about Just getting a game to have Or getting a console to have like Mario car Why not just get a GameCube Old fashion Well I have a GameCube

Oh Wired controllers Well the thing with that Well but You need it in TV with the inputs And the Well I have them for the Xbox That's what we were playing on

Isn't it You're running that off the AV Cores? Yeah, like the three colored ones. Yeah, and I can do it on the projector, too. But the GameCube is also old, not HD. Yeah, you can't take it with you if you wanted to, like, fly somewhere. If you wanted to get, and I don't have Mario Party games for GameCube,

if you wanted to buy a Mario Party for GameCube, it would be in the hundreds. Damn. Because they're just not, you can't just buy it at the store. But the Switch is like, oh, damn it. Put the reverb on that. but the switch is something like I don't think Spencer I'm not quite empty

I'm going full Spencer here I think I figured out if Spencer's grabbing a drink everybody else is getting one I think oh you think that's his method that's his method because he's like if I'm going in I might as well come out

I'm leaving with something I'm from around the way I'm leaving with something I think Denzo Washington might be my favorite actor really maybe he's up there he's definitely up there

Do you judge actors and like... Based on their skin colors? Yes. Well, yes, but that's a good... No. No, off of like how good they are at acting or just the movies that they've been in. Like they're, they're like, not discography,

but whatever the equivalent of that for an actor would be. The filmography? That's a good question. Cinema? Cinema. I think it's filmography. Is it? I think so.

So like if someone was in a high up film but did, Poor lead. Yeah, like, well, if somebody is, like, not a great actor, but they've been in 15 amazing movies as, like, high up characters and leads and stuff like that, would you say that, like, they're your favorite just because they, like, front lead, like, all of your movies that you love? I'm going to say no. I think I'm going for quality of acting. Okay. Because I don't know. When you immediately, when you say that, the first actor that came to my head was Andy Circus.

and he plays Gollum so he's in the Lord of the Rings movies He's a midget He, no He plays He plays He plays

He's Sounds so much more offensive Than Midget does Now he's just a little guy He's just a little guy He's one of them littles Basically his His character role

Is usually like a side character Yeah So Peter Danklage You haven't seen Game of Thrones Have you I have. Dude, Tyrion?

I like Tyrion. That's not a side character. There's so many characters. There are. I feel like they're all kind of side. But that's the beauty of it. There's no main character. Yeah.

So, like, you kind of just get the pick who the main character is. John Snow is probably the main character. But then towards the end, it's the wheelchair dude. The brand, yeah. You got to watch it. I should watch it probably. It's basically Lord of the Rings, but more political and way more. like heavy and gruesome and like real like there's not as much like fantasy but it is right

i tell you i'm just really not a show guy but like once you get the the first season's like arguably probably a top two or three seasons i don't know about the first season but with ned when he goes yeah but i don't the first season i feel like takes so long to get going well because there's so much introduction of a whole show yeah but like season three i think is when that show is that's with the red wedding i believe or might be two i thought that was four two or it's definitely not two it's either two three or four the beginning of the show is incredible and each one's like an hour does like basically watching a movie it you got to watch you got to it's good i'd be down to try it don't watch the new one if you get out of the first season

and you don't like it i would be astonished i think really yeah i'm sure i'd probably like it I have a hard time like I'd probably start it and get a few episodes in and then not finish it I don't think so I would operate I know who you are like I feel like you would watch it and get so invested after like four or five episodes I showed it to Maddie

and she watched it front to back took a week break and then rewatched it a second time okay it's incredible it's such a good show I mean it's one of the best shows ever made okay that's a that's a big endorsement It is. One of the best shows ever made.

You get, but I will say, if you do start watching it, you're going to love the first four seasons, and then it's like a steady downhill from it. Yeah. Not bad. No, I think seven and eight is. Oh, yeah, no, I'm lying, because seven has the best episode in the whole show. No, it's eight.

Season eight. No, not eight. Eight's the finale. Yeah. Battle of the Bastards is the best episode in the whole show. Is that an eight? No, it's seven. I think it's, is that what the White Walk is?

No. It's that with the White Walk is. Are they Italian? No, they... Are they Jewish? They might be Jewish. Oh, God. In the north.

It's so hot up here. Cold. Whoa. Where'd all the snow go? But I'm a white walk. When you heard... You had the Michael Myers' friends, God. That might have been my peeve.

Where are the kids? Oh. Oh, God. I just want to... I just want to skip the children Oh God Oh, they're gonna throw a lot Watch Game of Thrones

It's amazing Okay And I like actors That was where I wanted to Get a little bit Well I told you that The Game of Thrones guy's in there In the first season

The Game of Thrones guy is in the Game of Thrones show You will love Yeah Sean Bean Yeah What's his name in the phone of them? Bormier. Have you seen one of the things? I think that's my grandpa.

Bormier. That's my Gwynny. Borsstein. Oh, he's got a jewelry shop over on 7th Street. Borestein. Is that what you said? Yeah, he lives down in Brooklyn. His cousin.

He sells diamonds on the cheap. I'm grown. Did you guys miss us? Or should we take another month off? Give us a month off, the accent's just going to get better. Oh, yeah. Give us a month off, and we're just coming back with racism. And no, God, I'm going to be Jewish.

Well, not racism. No, it's not Jewish. It's anti-Semitism. Yeah, yeah. It's not racist. It's not racist. God. I just love the IDF.

I love NetNan, huh? Yahoo! I use its email service all the time. Why are you so good at that? It's actually kind of scary. My email's Benatnet Dot Yahoo

Why are you How often do you do that? Not very much But I just I just know where it comes from And it's deep in your soul You know We all come from the Jews

So it's all down there some way I'm on this podcast Am I getting paid So yeah What's the cut We've got three minutes to go Telling how we Can we hold on

Yeah, still an hour I don't know Three minutes of the long time Just to ask my great uncle We're cutting it at an hour Jesus Christ I don't believe in Jesus

Don't you say his name around you Yeah Are we cutting this in an hour After a month break And we've still got drinks to go through We might have to come to And the next hour We're getting into the racism

I'm trying to It said it was anti-Semitism It's not racism It's horrible We cut all this out We moved past the accents And we get back into it What I

say no drug it is Saturday okay what do you guys want to talk about the price

of gold if you scrap the statue you can put crack back what's coffee could you get out of the

statue in liberty we'll cut this you're not the editor we'll cut this we'll leave it easy cut though because that's like five minutes of the shit we'll leave it in i'm not the one that

said it so i can't get you can't get joe yeah just me he's the one in college yeah well oh god i'm gonna send this to your professor that's your professor hovenstein not libel wits you better not send this to libel wits do you uh did you see the thing about the harvard professor that was friends with epstein oh yeah there was a harvard professor that was friends with Epstein that got messages caught of him. Epstein called Epstein himself his wingman because the dude was trying to fuck some of his students. Oh.

Yeah. Not Bubba though. Not Bubba though. Do you go to lectures or are you all, what grade are you in? What are you? Nothing. What are you? I might be the worst college student of all times.

You got to put the accent away. No, yeah, I'm terrible. so my first two semesters were great and then uh my problem is i don't like going to school yeah so it's a problem that's the hard so i've dropped out a lot of classes a lot of classes i dropped out of it sounds like a trump and a lot of classes but you've beautiful classes yeah but you've gone to like two internships two internships two internet yeah i keep using it on the resume it's Looks good on the resume. So you're in school just to get internships so then you can put it on the resume for real jobs.

Thinking about just going to SEC getting the associates and then getting real. So how many years do you think you have under your belt? For a back. Oh, years? About a year and a half. Well, because I did. Like you're a sophomore technically? Well, what fucked me was.

And we don't have to talk about this. I don't care. But the PGM. is more business related than turf. Right. So I didn't take like any turf shit. Right. So when I change my major, I...

Now you got to take all these science classes. Right. So that's why I just kind of want to do the associate. Because I'm like, I'm pretty close to associates. So I just want to get the associates, get a real job. Get something on paper. And then when I get a real job, do a bachelor degree online. So then I can just kind of slow roll it until I get a bachelor's.

And then I can be a super. and then the head of agronomy sorry dude the accent's just so fun I can't I can't get out of it so I think that's gonna do it no one went to take a piss Lena called me cut off the audio we got to an hour

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