Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 85: Post Game Pod (Poor Audio)

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

Apologies for the poor audio but we enjoyed recording this episode and couldn't help but post it anyways. In this episode Koner joins Jake and Ben in the studio following the 2nd annual "Day before Thanksgiving Stars Game." In this episode the boys actually talk a little bit about grass and why golf courses spread sand on greens before the winter. After doing some questionable impressions/ accents the boys discuss highschool football injuries and Jake fills in Ben and Koner about the book he is reading called I am a Man which details the trials of Chief Standing Bear. The boys wrap up the episode discussing the idea of being friends with your friends' friends (think about it) and rehashing memories from past group therapy bikes. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Hey guys, just before this episode starts, just wanted to give a heads up that the audio for it is no good. Some idiot forgot to plug in the mics, and we may or may not have been a little larried up before recording. After the fact, I was thinking about it and I really enjoyed the episode we recorded and trying to get back on a normal schedule. So we are going to go ahead and post it anyways i tried to put a little um filtering on the audio to make it not sound so shitty even though it's the iPhone recorded audio um so just as a heads up if you don't feel like listening to it completely understand um but i did quite enjoy recording this episode with ben and conner and there's a few things we talked about that i kind of want to put on the podcast so bear with us uh sorry again

but I hope you still enjoy and without further ado here we go he is friends with our friend yeah but he feels like a friend you know what I mean

yeah wait who's your friend isn't that isn't that kind of some of the film you cannot leave me on a cliffhanger like this what friend am I friends with are you kidding oh Spencer so if you would let me finish what I was trying to say you'd find out pretty damn quick what I was talking about I don't know how you didn't pick that up immediately.

Welcome to the... I'm not worried an oxy-bed podcast. How was that? That was pretty good. I'm Jake and I'm a grant. I actually might turn this down just a scosh. How about that? Sounds pretty good.

How does that sound? It feels really good. How does that sound, folks? All right. I'm Jake. I'm a grass daddy. And today I'm a little bit raspy. We just got back from the Stars game.

Go Stars. And I'm being joined with, what do we determine it was? Baj, Bonner? Bonner. Bonner. Bonner. Bonner or Ken. Ken Bonner.

It's already a name. Ken Bonner, Ken Bonner. Ken Bonner. Like, that just sounds like a weather man. Yeah. Well, maybe I'm thinking of Ken Schimmick. Who the hell's that? I don't know.

Ken Schimick is like the Lincoln Weatherman. Oh, 10-11. So Ken Bonner, speaking of, we might get it. I hope we don't. I hope it doesn't snow. No, I'd better not, because I can take a few days off work.

Oh, good for you. Guys like you, guys like you that benefit from snow. I don't take it. Love snow. Are destroying this country. But guys like that. us let's get political yeah we don't get political we don't get political on this podcast a lot but teachers i'm just kidding are the reason this country's going down teachers invent teachers are big snow

teachers control the weather radical snow radical snow teachers in the Midwest they're controlling the weather they're fucking with the golf course and their grounds crews making my life harder and I'm saying it and I'm sick of you because you're controlling the weather and making it I just want you to know why you guys are up at 3 a and 4 a.m. yeah Connor thank you for being on the podcast this is your third time on the pod time is the field to be back in the third player slot I feel like I'm part of the theme even though I don't I only cut grass when it's my own yard but you know what I feel like I'm a grass daddy you know you I'm like a grass buddy so we've kind of we've kind

of differentiated the different tiers so I'm a grass daddy okay you're like grass unc We've determined. You're like a grass buddy. I'm like a grass middle child. You're like the... I'm the one you guys drag around because you're like... You're like the sun that we make milk the lawn.

That doesn't really want to. That's not into it. You're the one that makes me reading because nobody wants to do that. Unless you're been in the... No. Doing like using his Medusa branded weed eater. Hey.

Yeah. Stop it with the callback. As an avid... I'm an avid listener. I'm an avid listener. It's coming out of a fan. That's in New York. That's a new york, actually.

There's a fine detail. Shout out Brooklyn. Yeah. Shout out Brooklyn. Not Brogland. No. Brooklyn. But I was going to say, you've probably been on this pod more times than we've talked about grass on this.

This is our 85th episode. Yeah. It would be funny if we did a full just like seminar on just turf one time. We've also talked about wouldn't it be funny if we spend an episode talking about grass? Yeah, it would be. And then it was like a two-second bit where we said, wouldn't it be funny? and then we do. So why do we top dress before winter, Jake?

Do you actually want to know? I'm curious. Yeah, we're doing a seminar. The seminar has just started, too. Hi, my name is Jake Kielner. Welcome to the... That's Dr. Kilmer. Welcome to Feast mode.

We top dress before the winter in order to... What is top dress? We do a heavy layer of sand on the greens. I don't know if you've ever played. later to golf course kind of in the winter around here. Yeah, there's sand on the greens a lot. That's why it's hard to fall. They're sand on the greens.

And we're doing that to protect the crown of the plant. Because when the grass goes dormant, right? Do you understand what that means? Like when the grass turns brown? Yes, dead. It's not dead. It's a dormant. Okay, okay.

It sounds like a, it's- Don't piss me off. It sounds like a joke, but it actually is legit. Like, the grass is still very much alive. Okay. It's more of that the grass is inactive. Okay. You can think of it as the grass.

It's going to sleep. It's going to sleep. You can think of it as the grass as hibernating. So it's still alive. It's saving all its nutrients and goes dormant. So it takes away, like, the chlorophyll and the whole photosynthesis thing. Because it doesn't need to do that. they save in the roots in the crowd they store it in the cells and then they can live

through the winter so I feel like you learned that all in Italy well you know I went to school as we talked in the last episode this is a real scholarly podcast I guess now yeah back-to-back episode we're pretty scholarly and you know just working on golf courses in generally you just you pick up on stuff you pick up some stuff I don't have why does it turn brown i don't have a um turf you know i don't have anything on paper to prove that i do what i'm doing but by golly have i done quite a bit to know what i'm doing i feel like once you get to an associate spot they should just you should just get an associate of your from so like they should just give you one once you become an assistant

superintendent superintendent right it should be like all right you know what you're doing you should get some sort yeah would you say like some like like you like went into lansk was that your degrees landscaping uh plant yeah plant landscape systems okay so essentially like you can still learn about it but a lot of it comes from experience and learning about the people most i've learned so much just from doing yeah no the stuff that i don't the stuff that i don't know is like i don't know what the different names are for the different layers of soil the horizons right i don't know but i know that's for the rock people who care about this is 3,000 years old But it's what you get taught to get the certificate.

Yeah. It's a paper. So it's basically like if you were like kind of like in an interview, like interview a interviewer B, but one of them has the certificate, they kind of separate themselves. It's like if you knew how to do an engine swap, but you didn't know some of the names of the parts. Oh, okay. But some but the other person. But you know how to do it.

Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. I don't know. That's the best comparison I can come up with. That's what I have. Okay. So let me take it a little deeper.

So. In the winter, we put down the sand to protect the crown, because the green part that you see, that's the leaf. That's the top. That's technically, it's like if there was a tree, the leaves are the green part of the grass. It can't be. It's kind of like the iceberg meme where it's like you only see the top of what's below it. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about?

It's kind of the product of the stuff that's actually important. Okay. The green part isn't actually important. No. The roots are where all the magic have. And the crown is just after the roots and the crown produces the leaf. Okay. So, and the interesting thing that I learned from on the job is when the plant is active in the summertime, the moisture and water is uptaken through the roots.

But when the grass is dormant, the crown as a plant will actually absorb moisture. So when we do our winter watering, when we're tanking water out to greens, and we're just trying to wet it down, we say just wet it down like you're wetting down a baseball infield that's all it needs because you don't need the water to soak in to the root zone yeah you just need to kind of wet the plant because the crown will absorb some of that moisture from the sand and just keep it well the sand just protects the crown from drying out okay from the harsh cold and wind okay from winter that's why we want we want a good like snow cover because the snow will insulate the ground well and keep everything protected so what you're saying so we want some snow we do want

some snow and we want it to stay and we want it to stay on the grass not the paper right so we're got to clean that up barking loss and then i wake up at 5 a.m. to go do some bullshit snow room so there was your eight minute grass seminar yeah all right on the grass at his podcast all right all you sure if heads can click off because now we're about to get shitty shut out we're talking about not important shit yeah let's go feast mode nothing around so As we talked about last podcast, you already know because you listened to it. If you didn't know and you're saying, why are you guys, what's this fucking, what's this breast cancer awareness playmate cooler and this giant mug and this glass of red pussy

of juice, tampon, juice doing on the, doing on the table. It's because the magic mini fridge, it died, croaked. Guys, it croaked. We haven't found a replacement yet. this is probably Black Friday tomorrow. The fastest we've ever recorded an episode since recording.

We went a month off and then we recorded on Saturday, posted Monday, and now it's Wednesday, and we're recording again. We're right back into it, guys. Oh my God, it's Wednesday. I do. I thought it was Friday. I thought it was Friday for some reason.

Just remember it's Wednesday. And by the way, to go, what you said, you can't just buy a magic mini fridge on Black Friday. it has to you have to find me you're confused i got it on the black market oh not on black friday okay that's my fault i i have yet to look but i don't know if the black market has black friday deals you'd think they would now you got it black friday and not no black market at guadalajara is that right okay so like what about like i searched for it

on the black market it came from guadalajara so now let's switch it up now we go somewhere Well, I can't control. Because obviously, a lot of Lahara didn't work out. With that being said, because my, I'm a little parched. Oh, I mean, how unceremonious. I mean, I just. That's pretty cool, though. Just laid down the top of a, of a playmate cooler.

It's just some bush, I mean, I provided these. I didn't, I, and it's Bushlight. Like, wow. Bushlight. I've never seen a bushlight before. Yeah, it's really not that interesting. Has the Magic Mini produced Bushlight? yes but but you know you know it could be happy to provide it myself could be Guinness but

that's the fun of it so maybe just like it knows so oh oh you should have done the echo is that why does it keep doing this what i have it on the echo this is bullshit guys i have it on the ego i don't think you do no no it preset back to the low voice thing i got a kid I'm going I'm going to do this back on the Oh, guys How many people are in hockey boots? How many viewers are we listening, guys?

Hold on. About four. Everybody's just creaking. I thought you're going to do the old school. Am I still? Okay. You want you want you to do? The old school when he gets shot

in the neck with the blow dart? You're crazy, man. I like you. You're crazy. You're crazy. That's perfect. It makes you sit through. Wait, is that my...

His freaking... No, it's back on me. I've got it back on the echo now, but I already cracked my beers while I can't. Oh, you mean... My feast mode. Your feast mode. What do you... Oh, my God.

So you got the 48-ounce feast mode mug. That was on the episode once before. That was. It was. It was like in the mid-40s, I remember. Because I remember you cranked it out. Because it was the last... Are you got a half-cracked?

Here, I'll get you. Ready? God, that's pretty nice. It gets me every time, dude. I love it. That's going to make me gada. That's going to make me gada. Can we?

Well, go there. Is this a worse word, that? It's an underground, a water. Oh, wait, are you peeing in the bathroom next door? It's an underground hall. It's an underground water. We're just going to feast mode. Oh, God.

that was funny that was pretty good so we just came from a stars game you can't tell we're all a little bit larried up stars one four nothing no stars one four to nothing four no i want to i paid you then paid me a lot of money this you paid me i paid you we had a couple side bets going i had let's see let's let's let's name off our side bets we we it's we started off with uh the fight half how many fights We did 0.5 on fights for total for game. For the game. I took the over, so I just needed one fight.

Hey, by the way, can I say it is? A lot of them were being broke. The USHL, if you're listening, let the boys fight. Let the boys go. I mean, they're getting chippy. They're young lads. Let them throw some hang. You lot.

You, right, so you law, right. You're going to say, yeah, right. Hey, talk to them, Alfie. The boys are getting chippy. right, it's intense game, it's hockey, right? It's a sweet, beautiful game, actually, right? And a lot of them, I'm sweating it, they're bleeding, and the fucking rest, right?

Won't let them scrap. I just want to see a little scrap. You know, just a couple, 15 seconds, send them in the box for 15, or for 5. If you let me weigh in a bit, I'll pass it over to you, other Alfie. All right, so I'm also Alfie's all of me, right? Right, right.

I like to also call you, mate. over-exaggerating Michael King. Right. Yeah. It sounds, it basically sounds like Michael King

like you. Like you gotta spit. With a list. Right. You got a spit. You got a wot a spit in your mouth and you got to get it out, right?

So the fucking thing is, right? It's fucking 16 to 19 years old. Right. But the fucking lad's got a lot of fucking testosterone pill up. Right. They could probably go fucking six rounds in a row

without breaking it on with themselves in their box. Right. This is just fucking common knowledge, right? Basic biology. I'm not made it to sound offensive anymore. If you are, you can fucking click off right now, to lie

you. So the fucking boys get out there, right? They're fucking skating around, floating around, slipping and sliding, flying into each other, right? They wrap each other into the fucking board, and they fucking get pissed off. So, like, let them let it out.

No one fucking, they're covering in pads, what's a fucking fist going to do? It's a fucking helmet. You mean to tell me this guy's gonna get fucking hit and he's got a fucking helmet on. It's fucking bullshit. It got soft.

That was actually pretty good. And the Oscar Ghosts too. I was a little bit off at the beginning and I kind of brought it off. You didn't hold away. When you explained. When I first day, it was too much. You went a little Winston Churchill.

Yeah. Really? Yeah, like I would say... Who is also in the shingle. Right. that it'll cheeky fuck I can't say I can do that I mean the only thing I can do

accent I can really do is like Austro Oh I gotta hear your Australian accent Well it's probably I don't know it's more like You're cranking I'm not stupid I know what you're doing

Well it's just like you know Like when I was younger I'd watch like Who's the crocodile Hiring? Crocodile N-D? No like not in Dund D Oh

Steve Irwin Steve Ewa Steve Ewan I'm stuck enough if you saw him Or like I watched like Harry Potter Like growing up They're British

Oh they're British Close enough Then I was often Two different accents They're very similar They're very similar though Yeah Like oh I might

And like That's pretty good This is one of those loose episodes Anything goes Like I would say like Like my initial Like trying to reenact You guys would be like

Oh my like The boys are off though Just slipping and sliding and then... That's pretty Australian. You know it? Yeah, I know. Yeah, they're slipping and sliding.

And they just want to throw some fists. But, you know... You went southern there. You went to Abish. I don't even... No, no. No, you had it. And then you went southern a little.

And then I said, fist, fist, fist. Like... That's a very, like... Australian is so much... I don't want to fly it a little bit. Is that like English? No, that... I don't know.

I just suck at it. It's hard. No, I just... No, you had it. There's a team... That's off on the side. Alright, isn't it a British? Some team, cool, please.

It's just an Irish. It's like... We have a buddy that we went to college. Shout out Lander, if you're probably don't watch. But he is from... Share it. He's from England, and he, like, pulls all the girls. He literally just talks to somebody, and it's just like, they're all like, oh, my God, let you remember.

I'm like, it's that easy. He goes, oh, I love. It's that simple. And their pain and they start looking like that, but... So, and the other, um, the other prop bet was... I'm bringing it back. And the other prop bets were... Was the goal for the second period?

Well, no. First of all, we had a first period, one and a half goals. Did not have it. I took the under. Zero goals. Which was surprising. Because like, what was it? 28 shots?

No, we, yeah. And the first period? Yeah, it was 28. So, like, that's how we distinguish what was. But no goals? I mean, especially like at that level, you'd think one would slip down. Because if we all guessed, I don't know. How many at the total?

I said, like, 63. is some crazy number and you're like Jesus and everybody if we wanted to really sweat it out we could probably look up how many shots on goal on average does it take to make a goal and like and see how many like

shots before like take the midline like it's like and like it also depends on who you're playing too well and I was so hung up on the last time we did it you guys sweated it out to the end oh my god 45 45 shots on goal

with like eight seconds left. I had the over. And the game was like not close. No. And the shot happened and we were probably the only three or four people in the arena standing and I cheered. Dude, everyone was probably like what's going on? What are those guys happy? But for real like eight seconds left. And I think it's because like the scoreboard operated takes forever to change it. Yeah. So it probably happened like a minute ago. Right, right. It just hit and I was like, no fucking way. But yeah. But yeah. Yeah, no, that was electric. That was the perfect.

I've never seen a more perfect line than whatever it was, 45 or whatever. Yeah. And no one said that. Yeah. And then we set the line at, we set the line tonight at 49. 49 and a half. And they had what? 60?

It was 68. 68? 68? Yeah, it was insane. Because I almost did double. Because it was almost. It was almost 60. I think we said 65.

five or 60, yeah, it's almost six times. There's almost 67, but we... Want to give a quick shout out? Can I give a shout out? Yeah. What's a shout out? Can I give a quick shout out to Conner's students? Uh-oh. Thanks for following us on TikTok. Stay in school kids.

Keeping up to date with what Mr. Hugg is up to. Right. Yeah. Thanks for the support. Yes. He's just drinking Kool-Aid. I mean, I was making jokes about what it was, but it's obviously just... Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we just, we have Thanksgiving. Ben and I, we are drinking beer. Yeah, and don't be like us. We're 21. Yeah. You know, Connor, he's...

Don't be us. 20. Yeah. He's almost there. It could be like 600. And I have my wristband on to prove that it's legal. Still have my wristband on to me. Yeah, I think I don't have...

I don't have a wristband. Yeah, you just got your, uh... Oh. You got your, uh, what were those things called? The slap bands? No, no, no. What were those things in baseball? oh the magnetic ones

yeah where it was supposed to make you balance oh you're talking about those things oh what they called it was a I remember I remember it had like the shiny little circle yeah yeah yeah I mean you're talking about because they had all the colors I've never seen more snakes on like TV and it would be like without them putting the bracelet on

and they like said can't can you touch your toes and they couldn't and then they put the thing on and then you could oh my god What could possibly be in that place? They're not called power balance. It could have been. It could have been. I remember them as a different name.

I don't. I think they didn't even have made. The scab bracelet that full professional sport. Yeah. It was, I'm just reading. Obviously, they probably made a lot of money. They probably made a lot of money on that. I mean, all I'm seeing is power balance.

It's probably what it is. But I remember them with another name. Images. And see, like, like, Evo shield or some. That's what it's... Evo Shields a baseball brand. But that's... That's an actual...

That's a legitimate brand. Yeah, they, like, sell, like, a lot of, like, shing guards, double guards, like, chest protectors, something like that for, like, catchers. They're one of, like, the first people to have, like, that wristband

with the... That, like, shiny... With that plate. No, it was, like a little... Oh, like... Like, like, like... Oh, yeah, they put it inside of the thing. On the inside of your...

Yeah. It was made for catchers for, like, when they go. That's what I'm seeing. Breastew. Power balance. But that's you? Bracelet.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Is my mind? Yeah, I guess it was called power balance. I don't remember it being called that. We need to do an episode with, like, all accents and just, like, see. We were talking about that. We should, that's what we've been doing.

Yeah. I mean, that's this episode. That was, half this podcast was talking about the core collection, titanium bracelet. Dude, that ending of yet, of the last episode. He's freaking I don't know It's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, Thank you guys for listening and stuff like that. Ben, it's like, and Ben, what do you say?

Uh, I don't know. It was like, we'll catch you later. Something like that. I kind of like having, right?

I kind of like not having my voice a little bit. Yeah. Makes me sound, I wasn't getting too loud but I do like just talk about it.

Dude, the funniest, the funniest part is like at the beginning of the hockey and the night, I'm just like

looking at Jake and I'm just like, we're just like saying like joker quotes back and forth the dark night it was like what was it like the hockey pants right is what started it i said that we were talking about uh oh oh yeah or you said rack them up you're like rack him up rack him up back him up have you seen the dark night no was heath ledger no he's the greatest you're not much of a movie watcher are you and it's especially not superheroes okay okay i can't stand you right now the greatest joker is heath ledger by the greatest reenactment of the joker the darker Mark Knight doesn't feel like a superhero movie. Dude, is there a guy in a suit? There is, but it's not, it's not like Marvel. It's not at all, like, wacky. It's not like Spider-Man.

Yeah, DC Comics is very, like, it's very like... The director, the director is Christopher Nolan. The one who did Interstellar. What was that? I've never seen Interstellar. What? Interstellar? Have you seen that? No. He just a second. Oh. Okay, what about, like, Oppenheimer?

No. I haven't seen off another. You haven't? Oh my God, it's the greatest cinema. I didn't do the Barb andheimer thing. What about? I just didn't.

Inception is good with Leonardo DiCaprio. You know what? Is that Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah. Yeah, that's a, that's Crystal 101 as well. Oh.

Yes, I just did stutter. I'm sorry. I forgot you have a stutter. I didn't mean to make fun of you. It's all. We'll cut that. It's my season. We won't.

He's not going to cut. He never cut. He literally says, we'll cut it. And then I learned. watch it. I'm like, you didn't... This is my editing process. I line up the clap at the beginning. I line up the clap at the end. I find a funny clip to put at the start.

And then... Nice. No, that's not as good as when you stood up on the chair when Spencer and I were... I did get one chair stand up, echo fart. Oh, no shit. God, damn, I miss that? It's the... Is that when you called me?

Yeah, that's what you called me. Yeah, you need to watch that one. It's kind of funny. It's the one. called... Yeah, I think I've only listened to the podcast or something like that. Yeah, that's the podcast.

I think if only listened to this podcast. I've never watched it. The only time you listen to it is when I put my phone in your face and I go, no. You're not walking away from me until you watch this clip that I have forcing you watch. You know, it's funny.

It's actually my first time ever on the podcast was when I was at the football game. That wasn't your first time. That was my first time. Nope. The first time is when you and Spencer called They might be rude. They said they were room.

Yeah. They said they were. were roommates. And then they were roommates. That's what's called. And then they were roommates. That's what it's called. I'm pretty positive. They were roommates. What's the meme? I don't know. The name. And then they were roommates. That's what the meme is. Yeah. That's what the name of it. It's called and then they were roommates. Let me look at it. Fuck, I can't remember. There's four right here that I've listened to. Oh, on Spotify?

I? Apple podcast. One, two, three, four, five, six. It's kind of weird burping, and it's in your own ears. Yeah, yeah. I don't like it, though.

It's kind of nice. I feel like I'm in a little bubble. You're experienced, and then they were roommates. And then they were roommates. And they were roommates. Not and then. And they were roommates. Yeah, that's one.

You better not teach English. No, just put you. Did you have a visor in football? Did you ever wear a visor? Like in my helmet? No, I did not. No, I did not. Did you ever have a visor?

No. Have you ever worn a helmet with a visor? You have one on yours, don't you? Yeah, the first time I put it on. It fogs up because you played us, and you say you took it off to wipe it off. Well, I was going to say the first time you put it on and it's clean, you're like, I feel like I'm in a little protected bubble. Yeah. Because it's like you see it, but it's, you don't see it?

Like, it's there? Is it like wearing shades? It's like having a windshield. Yeah. Where you feel protected from the outside. You feel a separation, but you still see everything. Until it's humid. I bet it's off the rain and it's humid.

It probably just fogs. Well, yeah, before we played ball city, it rained when we were warming up. And I was like, I can't see shit. Yeah, it literally, no, what happened was I have to take it off. It rained all day, all pregame, and then right at kickoff, it just stopped. And the sun came out, and it got, and we had the turf field, and it was just like, it got humid really bad. Steamy. See, like, everyone is just like, oh, you need to have a visor on when it's, like, rainy.

It's like, it's the opposite. Like, yeah, it's worse. Because don't you, like, you probably had to, like, wipe. Did you take it off? Well, it just, the rain drops get on there, and then, yeah, it gets. You have to wipe it off every time. But then I feel like it smears. It just, yeah, you got to take it off.

Right. And if somebody touches it who's not wearing gloves, it, probably the fingerprints are on it. I remember one, I remember one practice. I, uh, I, uh, I, I don't remember We were practicing And I had it on Yeah

And I like I went to tackle someone I think I was tackling someone And I like got swung around Or something And my head like Smacked into someone else

And all the sweat That was on my head and face Like You know like if you like Yeah Oh no So like I was going forward And stopped

And so all the sweat kept going going and it got on the inside of my and I was like, oh, fuck. Might have got a concussion. That's what. How many times do you think concussions

happened, like, when we were playing? Like, how many times, like, I can probably count on a few times. I'm like, I definitely had a concussion, but, like, I never said anything. You know, I'm talking about, like, how many times do you think

you probably, like, I probably have one, but I never said anything. Jake was ditched him out. I can name, like, I really wasn't. I can name two times from, like,

like, my head. throbbing but then later on I'm just like I never really forgot a game you know how some people are like I just don't remember the second quarter or whatever I'm just like no that couldn't happen to me I've never had that I've had friends that have had that where they're like I don't remember anything

yeah this actually yeah that's crazy I've had friends that were like throwing it up yeah I had a buddy who like every before every game he would take 10 I'd be profen I'm not joking you and he's like so it's stupid not smart no and I'm like why are you doing that because I don't want to feel anything when I get hit I'm like

But then the next day, he's like, my body's hurting. I feel like I just can't get out of bed. I'm like, it's probably because you took 10. I'd be grew up. Probably shouldn't do that. Maybe four. He's like, my kidney's hurt. I don't know.

I'm like, dude, how about let's do Tylenol, but not 10? Maybe like three. A guy on my freshman year football team got concussed and swore that somebody drew a swastika in his arm. And there was nothing there. There was nothing. What did he think they drew it with? Like a pen or whatever.

But he was like... Who? I don't know. Someone on the other team? No, like us. But he was like... Like on the sideline? There's a swastika of my arm.

Everybody's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, this guy's fucking, like, wet. This guy's messed up. I'd say the weirdest thing is when people, like, their pupils are super dilated. Like, it's like, it's when you look at them, you're like, are you okay? And they're like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm like, you don't like, you are not fine. Like, you need to go to the sideline.

So the closest I ever came to having a concussion is when... My sophomore year, I got the starting role at quarterback, which it wasn't that impressive because our offense was literally primarily centered around. It was kind of a wishbone. There was a lot of run. It was a lot of jet pitches and stuff. And I remember my coach before the game, he came up to me, and he was like, I don't need you to do anything fancy out there he's like i just need you to command the troops aka get the play

in get the ball and give it to the running backs essentially yeah so it was a lot of jet pitches and stuff and we had certain plays where like we'd fake the pitch and hand it off like uh like in the middle of the line and the scheme was centered around like pulling guards and stuff to like fake it this way and then hand it off underneath and you'd run through the line so it was after a time out um so our coach literally called the play in the huddle on the sideline to us face to face instead of having a guy run in and me read the play off the playbook right so there is no way anyone should have fucked up the play and i'm sure i've told the story on the pod before but um the play was like i get the ball i turn fake pitch and then turn around to hand it off to a guy that should be right there to get it and run through the line snapped the ball fake pitch, turn around and there's no one there and I look up and the guy

that's supposed to be coming to get the ball is standing at the end of the line blocking Uh-oh. I was like Oh no, kind of run. So instead of what I should have done was just run through the hole that he was supposed to run. Tug it around. Yeah. But I didn't know what, I just took off running

around the end of the line. Oh. Where I had no blockers. Yeah. And I was like I was in no man's land. And so I was like, I maybe got like four or five yards. Yeah. And I was kind of like, instead of sliding, I kind of like, was kind of diving to like just kind of give myself up to just go down. Yeah.

And the safety came down hill and just spear me in the head with his helmet. And it's always the safeties. My head. I have no remorse. So it was just a helmet to helmet hit. And my head went like. Into the turf and stuff like that? No, no.

Like I was going forward. He hit me like this. my head went back like this and I remember their face mask for yellow and there was just this yellow streak on the whole side You got a light on your helmet?

Basically you remember who you were saying? Raymond Central Oh yeah And my friends on the sideline were like that were standing right there when the hit happened they were like He's dead dude

He was like They were like that sounded And looked nasty And I kind of got up I was kind of stumbling a little bit just because I got my fucking bell on. Right. They took me out, and I was like, the back left side of my head feels like it's on fire. It's killing.

Now, I got hit here. Like, oh, he's got CTE. I got hit here, but what I think happened was my head snapped back so fast. I'm almost 100% positive that I pulled a nerve in my neck. Probably a whiplash or something. I'm pretty sure I pulled a nerve in my neck because it just felt like... Everything was just on fire on the back left side of my head. And that was the side that kind of got whipped back.

Right. Or like that last. And it was like the whole rest of the game, I was sitting on the sideline, obviously. They basically put me in concussion protocol. I wasn't going back in. And I was like, can I get a fucking ice pack for my head? And they were like, that's not going to do shit for a concussion. I was like, okay, well, my head feels like it's on fire.

Yeah. And so I was like, just to help it. Right. Like the sensation. So I was just holding the ice pack on the back left side of my head. Here's a cold beer. They basically treated it like a concussion for like a week or two. And I was like, I was back in there.

They like, you know, they had like a concussion test. You had to take on a computer or whatever. It's like a reaction test. I did not have a concussion. I know I didn't have a concussion. It was probably something. I think I pulled a nerve in my neck. And but I do remember one of my coaches, like, are like,

defensive linebackers coach coming up to me on the sideline and he was like how are you doing how you did he's like pat my head and i was like the one thing you're not so i was like ah ah ah i was like i was like you're hitting my head and he was like no no i'm just i'm patting i'm giving you nice touches or something like was your hell at all here's the main question here's the main question did you guys still win um no he's like i don't know it's like concussion yeah so you you know how i know he didn't win Because from my sophomore to senior year, we won two games. Really?

We won against Fall City, my sophomore year? Two guys. No, no. We won against shitters. No, I'm sorry. No, it wasn't because we. We won against, I'm sorry, we won against D.C. West, my sophomore year. Yeah, they were horrible.

Yep. They were a tune-up game. We won against Ashland. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. No, Ashland was really good. Not Ashley Greenwood. I'm sorry.

I might have a concussion. Yeah, because I just have been really good football. We won against Auburn, my junior year. Before they got really good, yeah, because they got really good my son. I don't fucking know. We won against them my junior year, and we didn't want a single game my senior year. Sorry, I don't keep up with high school football. So that's that.

Did you win your senior year against Fall City? I didn't win a single game my senior year. I just wanted the record straight against Fall City. But I also have only two catches against Fall City. and I didn't play the second half. You got locked up? Because I broke your quarterback's ankle with my rib cage. Yeah, he got, you didn't break it.

I know, but I... He got turf toe in that game. I, he was running, and I dove for his legs, and wrapped my arms around his legs, and brought him down, and his, like, his... Imagine this is his toe, and this is his heel. When I just landed on his heel with my ribs. My God.

And my ribs were, like... you like just put me down you're like it hurts the breeze yeah at half time I was like I can't take a full breath it fucking hurts do you like how our stadium is with the rock wall along the side

it's kind of like a little mini like a lot of my friends you have a nice field yeah like a lot of our friend a lot of my friends from like different schools are like I always like playing there because it's kind of like that rock wall along the side it's kind of cool it's kind of like retro feeling but

it was a while ago I don't really remember that it was a long time ago it was 2016 I remember he had a nice turf field yeah ew

so turf's gross but I mean I did set some receiving records yeah yeah

more yards than Jared Henry or what definitely what's maybe if Jake if Jake is

his linebacker and and Derek Henry comes up the hole Jake's like easy tackle you have 12,000 receiving yards

no we need 1,200 with CBNs no Derek Henry had 12,000

well yeah but that's because like he said in an interview that like all they did was hand the ball

off to him because when he got to him because when he got he got to bam and Nick Sabin was

ripping him during it was like a running backs like pass pro or whatever

or pass protection and literally that's past pro yeah he didn't know what to do he didn't know what to do

was to just running him Run the ball. Yeah, he literally said, Coach, all I know, all they did to do was give me the ball. He literally has the national, I'm pretty sure the national record

for like most yards. Well, not anymore. Didn't some guy break it? Was it close? No, no, no, no. I thought a guy recently broke it. I think somebody, no, I think somebody came close,

but he beat his touchdowns. Oh, he beat one of his records. But he had like a hundred less attempts or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just talking about this. And only was, I think he was like, like a hundred yards short or like 200 yards short but like had a hundred less attempts yeah something crazy less attempts is a career season career career career four years

high school and that's smith no that's NFL no that's NFL I want I want high school the go the go go oh dude what is that original meme in reference to that's why you remember is that LeBron James I don't know that's why I asked okay It is Derek Henry. He has it still. Yeah, 12,100. The National High School. National High School record, yes.

Yeah. I remember, um, that's a lot of, I remember, what's the average of them? I remember seeing a, a buddy, so in, uh, for baseball in high school. 3,000 yards a year. That's crazy. That's a lot of running. For baseball in high school, we co-opped with Wahoo in Raymond Central. And there was this guy at Wahoo, who's also a teacher, and it's hilarious in his stories.

Because he post stories where it's like his students being like, you're so skimity, six, seven. And he's like, I would never. But I remember him. I don't remember what it was on, but he posted me when I was a sophomore in high school next to Beau Scarborough when he was a sophomore in high school. and it's like this little white guy that's like I don't know 5, 6, 5, 7

that wasn't a 6, 7 thing like maybe 5, 6 and Bo Scarbo is like looks like he could be a professional body Just some brick house standing next to him Yeah, and I was like, oh my God That is crazy, just

Some people just get it Some people are freaks Just get the athlete G That's nice Like there was a guy that went to Lincoln Christian that was he was 6-2 in seventh grade

and we had to play him in middle school football I know you're talking about was it yeah and then Logan Powers was a quarterback he was really good

yeah played them in high school good basketball players too yeah I fucking hate those guys sucked Bubbock went to Arizona

Not as people just in sports Bubbuk Bubbock went to Arizona State to play tight in I thought he went to Arizona I thought he went to Arizona

State because I was like like, oh, that checks out because that's a party school and he's a big party guy from what I found out. I would have no idea. I just know that he was way better than us before we were big. Yeah, it's bullshit. And it wasn't fair. They should

yeah. I feel like sports should be less of an age thing and more of a size thing. You know? Sure. Like, he should have been move him up and let us fucking play. He should have been playing with like high school kids while you guys feel like, how do you, is it BUB? That sounds right. Wait, what grade do you teach

like Pee? high school like just high like like freshman to senior yeah 9 to 12 yeah so freshmen are they how many like classes like PE sessions a day are so i teach uh freshman fitness lifetime activities so it'd be like team sports and individual sports so like badminton pickleball basketballs like all that stuff and then i also i miss that and then i just named four non sports no that is a no it's that's that's p. oh did you not have like a lifetime fitness Lifetime activities? What? Pickleball.

Yeah. Badminton. You didn't take that in high school? Not a sport. If not, I feel bad for you. I feel bad for you. We played real sports. You think we cared if we were playing sports when we were in high, in school?

We were playing. That's the guy's sports. Yeah, I fucking know. I had the fucking play against that guy's in seventh grade. And that's what he looked like in seventh grade. I guess he went to Nebraska for a few years, too. John would be able to. He went to Nebraska for a few years.

Yeah, he went to Nebraska for a few years. Yeah, he went to Nebraska for. for a few years. Where do you go for a fee? Yep. Oh, it says... Stop talking so highly of him. He's my rival.

He went to Christian. Arizona State. He went for two years and he did his last two at Nebraska. My senior year. Right? My senior year.

But no, and then I'm... We were up 14. Nothing a half. Did he go Feast mode? Right. We were up 14. Nothing a half to win...

Because against Lincoln Christian, we... That's your big-time rival, isn't it? Yep. Lincoln Christian and Lincoln Nutrine, played for the Spirit Sword. The Spirit Sword?

A real sword. It's a legit sword. Yes. Sharp. And my God, I want to hold that thing. Did you ever get to hold that thing? Fuck, no. My senior year. They won two games, dude. They know. My senior year.

I didn't know if he was like student manager one year. My senior year. Hydration specialist. I got Gatorade. My senior year. We were up 14.0.5. Oh, oh. 14 nothing, a half.

I know. Maybe not 14 nothing. I know we were up 14 points. I want to, let's say 14 nothing. All right. Okay. And we were receiving half. You're like, it's game over.

They came out of halftime. I was so hype. There was a guy on the team that I hated. And he caught a touchdown? Onside kick, I'm calling it. Oh. Fuck you. It is.

There was a guy that I hated that caught a touchdown pass. I was so happy. Uh-huh. We were at 14-0. They kicked an on-side kick a half and recovered it. And I got the biggest pit in my stomach. And I went, oh, my God. It's happening.

We're going to fucking lose. It's like a morale. Because this is the deal. There was four seniors and four juniors on my senior year for Baltimore. Okay. Two of those seniors were lined in. One of those seniors only played defense because he had so many concussions. So we had one defensive skill player, me.

And the juniors, one of them was this kind of bigger kid that would just stuck it nose guard. Yeah. Because he wasn't that good. Plugs the hole. Two of them were receivers, but they were just these scrawny little guys that they had a role. Yeah. Yeah. Their role was occupying the other corners.

So they'd throw it to me. No offense. You guys won't two games. The fuck it's good. And we have like 14 sophomores and 14 freshmen or something like that. Like we were so young. Did you only have one team? And these guys, yeah, like we didn't even have enough guys.

I don't think we played JV games because we just didn't have enough guys. Well, I remember this team played us. It wasn't a while of guys you had on the sideline. We might have a couple times. But we, there was a couple games where we were winning at half. and in the second half we just couldn't pull through because we were just we had young guys and we just didn't have the depth

you know we're an experienced ball club I basically didn't come off the field I mean I was dog tired oh yeah it is it is it was crazy because like coming from a C1 school like we like it's not like it's like everybody played plays both sides now that I teach out of class A school and I go to football games

there's a guy's only playing one side And if there is a guy playing both sides, it's maybe one guy. Especially if there's a small stud guy. Right. The team's 25 guys. On defense? You're playing both ways. So I was a receiver.

On defense, I was a defensive end. Yeah. And let me tell you, I was not doing shit on defense. I love defense. Because right when it turned around on offense, I was running up and down the field, dude. Did you get a break? Did you get a break for special teams? No.

So you were on. They needed me. because we had no one I was so fat and slow I just see some of the time we had a lot of guys out we had 82

two guys out for football and so like I only played one side so it was nice I liked it some of the times on special teams I was long snapping

that's fun that's how long sapping's fun that's what I did too if you want to find the way on the field long snap that'll get you on the did you guys actually punt

I was trying to find a way off the feet 15 yards would you go to full 15 yard punt or were you used seven yard punt? Oh, shoot. For some reason, I want to say

it was like 12. Really? Because we did a, we didn't have a punter. So like the quarterback just had to, we'd go seven yards and five and yeah, just.

We usually didn't say 12. We were a big go for it. We were a four-down ball club for sure. Well, some of those schools punting wasn't really. Well, it's like, listen, we're going to

lose this game anyway, so we're going to lose in style, we're going to go for everything and just hope for the best. Sure. Sometimes you just, you know your fuck. You play 11-man? Yeah, you just have 8-man. I think Spencer was 8-man. That's, it's...

They even have like 6-man. What is that? Three linemen? I think it's a center and two guards, quarterback running back. I think you just stack the box? And then three receivers. But four people in the box?

I just see what happens? you don't have all the receivers and running back covered. Wait, I feel like you... I don't know. I don't know. A man does seem interesting. Can you... You know how fun it would be if we had a... If we coached a midgette football team?

And that's not an offensive term. No, I think that's what it's called, right? No, yeah. You know how fun it would be if we coached a midge of a ball team? How much is it to sponsor a team? Well, I don't think we could sponsor it. We'd probably just have to coach. But if we coached it...

Who would you take? Would you take linemen? Yeah. Of course. Oh and D-Line? Of course, because it's all the same guys. Right, yeah. Those are my dog. Those are my dogs.

Dude, dude. O-line and D-Line. And you're chawing or spitting seeds? I'll be chaw. I'll be pete redband form. Oh. Hey, if we coach midger football, what position group would you take?

You can't take D-Line because he's going to take O-Line and D-Line. He's special teams. Special teams. Special teams. Special times. Special times. That was my favorite sitcom. I would be special teams for sure

you'd be kickers coach I don't have to know you'd be a hydration specialist I would or you could take O-line you can take D-Line I get D-Line Director of Hydration Specialist Director of Hydration Specialist I was better at D-Lindman than I was out of line

Okay because I just didn't like it But like I feel like every coach has that one Lineman coach that's like a little guy and you're like, what do you know? You know my favorite lineman video you know the brown's coach whenever he goes

so hurt and his stomach rises every time he goes he goes I've referenced that on the pod yeah with like the stretching too he goes he goes back in the world war we never yeah we want two world wars jumping jacks

jumping jacks yeah that's what it is no stretching you don't think they had time for stretching when they were getting shot at no when they were in on the beaches of Normandy do you think they were stretching nine out I gotta do a fucking

I gotta do my calisthenics Yeah, he's like, sorry, that's my fault. I'm not a quarterback, as you could tell. He's like this big, massive 380 plus dude. He's like, hold on my wife's calling me, and he like takes his phone out from her his fat fold. Yeah. You know how like, yeah, chicks put shit in their bra? Yeah, he puts it up for his collar.

He just goes fat fold, yeah. Um. What did I miss? I walked in. We just, talking about Redmond. Yeah. We were just talking about coaching a mitchie. of all teams.

I'm not a red man. He bought a pouch of red man. They ruined it. They call it something. It's like the original something. Oh, it's something else then.

Oh. They can't call it Red Man anymore. Oh, because of the white people got mad so we got to call it something else now. You know what's funny

about that? It's like the original America's Best. That's what's called. It's called America. Something like, yeah. You know what's funny about that? And again,

we don't normally get political on this podcast. We're going to feast mode. but um we normally go feast mode but i saw this we're going feast mode i saw a post about like how the redskins you know football team had to change their name yeah and how so many um like actual native americans yeah they were against it we're so annoyed by it because they're just like hey we saw it as like a tribute well it was more it was more so than it was more so like it was more so like

how come like rich white men get to decide what we're offended by you know what I mean but it was like the general public it's like how come

how come they're deciding to take it away and it's our shit yeah yeah it's not like Native Americans that took it away yeah

it's a rich white businessmen again we don't get political on this podcast but I will defend Native America out. Shout out the Alamo. Shout out casinos.

Shout out. Yeah. Shout out the reservations. Shout out the Res. Shout out the Comanches for figuring out horses. I'm actually reading a book that I started like three years ago. I'm kidding. But it's a book called I Am a Man and it's about Standing Bear.

Oh yeah. how like it's like you know the school here is like that's like a trip it's like on the native land that's why they call Lincoln's why they call it Standing Bear High School you know the school here in Lincoln one of the new ones there's a school here called standing bear

there's a school here called Standing Bear it's literally it's in South Lincoln it's basically this whole thing about how he like went to court just over the whole like being put on a reservation and stuff and they're determining you know what makes a human a human like if these if these people are

so-called savages should the court's got that right you know it's all sorts of the and the whole thing is like they got moved onto a reservation and in the process of them moving like they went through all this horrendous weather and like the flu killed a bunch of people and like his son died and he was trying to journey back to like bury his son on their like original land and it's pretty dry but it's like historically accurate and pretty what's it going standing pretty? It's called I Am a Man

and the whole thing is centered around like are we trying this guy as a real person with rights or are we trying this guy is like does he actually have a say which is the whole it's so crazy it is crazy and it's really interesting but the thing that I think

found really fascinating is like the idea of well are you deeming them as people and wanting them because the whole thing is they were trying to get the Native American culture to conform to normal

society. Western civilization and it's like it's kind of a double-edged sword because it's like are you going to call them savages? If they're savages, then why wouldn't you just not want them a part of your culture? And why wouldn't you just leave them be in their own homeland? But if they are people and you're wanting to appropriate them,

then why wouldn't you give them their due rights? We wanted their homeland. You know what I mean? So we took it. Right. And shove them until they got casinos. But we want you to be like us. Right.

We want you to be like us, but over there. Yeah, get away. but yeah you have to well they gave us casinos but uh I think we gave them casinos as a way like well here's the way you could make some money the mobs you know what I mean

you ever seen a slap machine you'll love you I don't know we don't really get political on the podcast but it's crazy to say the people that have been there for like way longer than we ever got there and be like no you guys got to adapt to us

and the thing The thing that I found really fascinating about it is the author obviously did so much research on Native American culture, and the stuff he's describing about their culture is they lived, like Standing Bear, lived in a log cabin. Like, he lived in a house. Right. And they farmed. Well, yeah. They had their own farming implements and they sewed crops.

Right. There was some influence from. And what they wanted was for them to be farmers, like white people. They're like, we want you to be like Christian culture, farmers, just like we are. And they had their own sort of like God-centered ideals and culture. Ideology and so. Right. And they had their own homes and stuff.

And it was like, from the way they're describing them, it sounds like they do sound like normal people. like they found their own way just like you're trying to find your way they were they just didn't have like all this shit that like Europeans had and so they were just kind of deemed as like the fuck are they doing

right your way is different so it's wrong it's different but it was also like it was like old tiny what they were doing they didn't have the same but I guarantee they would have gotten there eventually it's just the natural way

humans at how we are but they were way behind they were seriously behind like if you look at the

it's like the uh they're riding on the horseback with those and they even have horseback everybody else has like

when they first got there they didn't have horses oh it didn't it was just like by foot yeah and then they the Comanche

or I mean there are different tribes that are introduced but the Comanche were the first tribe that like originally they would just kind of like

eat them and like it was like food it was like oh you're the big animal like they didn't realize, like, what you could do with a horse.

And then the Comanche's figured out, like, holy shit, we could raid, like, if we all just started riding horses and went through, like, little villages. Because they were all, like, raiding each other, too. Like, it wasn't, like, Native Americans, like, always, like, like, there was all sorts of different tribes that would have their wars against each other and all this. And then the Comanches were, like, on horses, and other tribes were, like, what the, but, like, what the hell is this? Right.

The hell is even that? that and you know shit got out of hand but so there's definitely influence from like both sides though like right I feel like for that 10 minutes the listeners are like the hell are they talking about if anything that you take from this podcast

I would be I would love listening to a podcast like this because I love not knowing when I'm going to get it's very information oh like this one or are you talking about the 10 minutes we're from high school just in general yeah we went from high school yeah because you know It's a treat.

You know, it's like, it's like opening a, it's like opening a Christmas gift and not knowing what you're going to get. Maybe not Christmas gift, but. Like a birthday present. It's like opening, it's the reason why people open like supply drops. Exactly. It's why you do a slot machine. I hope something good comes out. Could be fine.

I'm getting the buffalo. Oh, we're learning about Indians. And. We're going to the casino. And we're gambling or a buffalo. We went to a, they talked about casinos, but not in a fun way. No. Imagine after all that, they're like, whoa, how about a casino?

Should we take a midnight run the war horse tonight, boys? No. That's a terrible. I will take 50 on zero, please, sir. I would like to play a couple hits of black jac. So how's your steeped tampon juice? It's, why would you just say that? Steeped and fruit.

Jake, we'll cut that. I had that waiting for a while and I thought it would hit. No, I did. It kind of hit. Can we talk about what do you think is the best? I wanted to ask you, what do you think the best wheeze that you've made on the podcast? Like, you know, when you wheeze laugh, like, when you, like, when you, like, croak back like this and then you're, oh, and then, I say the best, don't think about it. I say the best one was when you said, when you said, God, I need a lotion up, and you're like, and you're like,

I didn't wheeze there. We watched back the foot in. We didn't. Maybe it was the hardest. Well, oh, man. I wheeze a lot. What about the one that Spencer goes? He goes, tell the story.

And Ben's like, all right. So I was at it. I was on South and 14th or whatever. No, we went down 16th Fairway. The 16th Fairway. South and 14th. Yeah, he goes, 16th and Fairway. He goes, man, why are you?

He goes, what are you talking? And Spencer's like mad. Yeah, he's like, saying, he's like, what in the hell? are you talking Spencer doesn't I met McCamieney's you're around 16 What the hell is you're going

Yeah you're like what the hell is going Speaking of, okay so I Speaking of Spencer He's not here No but you know what's funny And you know what's cool Why don't you get a fourth mic By the way?

I could Because you could just center it He wouldn't I know He wouldn't have came anyways I know I'm just saying like Future references Because like I've always thought I'll learn one

I'm gonna warn him like Have you ever like for your 100th episode gotten everybody who's got, who's been on the pod, just cycle through, like, do 10 minutes. That's going to be a boom bag. I've had an idea for what I could do for that. For your hundredth? Are you, do you want to give out some hens for the dog?

I can't remember about it on here, but I do want, I want to somehow incorporate every guest that's been on the pod. Whether you call them or you get them here or something like that. Just, just know that I've got something cooking up in the old lab. I've got something in the lab. I think Cam should be done. If you have an idea when you would want to do that, though, that's the thing. I don't know. It's going to take some coordinators.

Yeah, so you got to, like, time out the, because this is episode what? It might have to be one of those things where we would do it early when we can get everyone and save it. And save it for the end? Yeah, and bank it. Okay. That would be nice. I think Cam should be in studio as the co-host. I would say for me, make sure it's over a break.

So, like, Christmas break is coming out. All right, so this is 8.5. This will be episode 85. So I'll give you a brief idea of the idea. idea I had. It would start off with Cam and I. Because that's what started. The OG. And like, progressively, people

would start filtering in. Yes. Like, one by one. Yeah. That's all I want to give away. But I do want to say this. I think I see the vision. I do want to say this. Instead of a mini fridge, he's like, we got this thing from Guadalajara. It's just a massive fridge full of stuff.

Do you want to go to Guadalajara? Why do you keep mentioning Guadalajara? Because Guadalajara, that's where he's Now, I look like an asshole. Do you want to know what's funny? That he is friends with our friend. Yeah. But he feels like a friend.

You know what I mean? Wait, who's your friend? Isn't that kind of some of the... It's kind of one of the... You cannot leave me on a cliffhanger like this. What friend am I friends with? Are you kidding? Oh, Spencer?

If you would let me finish what I was trying to say, you'd find out pretty damn quick what I was talking about. I don't know how you didn't pick that up immediately. He's friends with our friends. Spencer's the only mutual friend we have. With you. With you. Okay. How it is?

You're sitting right here. Right. I just want to say, isn't that kind of the beautiful thing about life? It is. Sometimes is when your friend introduces you to some of their friends, some of them stick some of them don't right some of them are cool some of them are annoying some of them you're like oh shit that guy's really fun i want to hang out with him more yeah and some of them you're like don't have that guy you know what i mean no that is like a lot of

spencer's friends are like spencer's got a lot of friends that are good times you can bet your bottom dollar great time spencer don't mess around when it comes to boring people if he doesn't like you he would never talk to you again. But you can bet your bottom dollar when you're going to hang out with Spencer, you're going to see a couple new faces. Yeah. Sometimes it works out,

sometimes it doesn't. Usually it does. Usually it does. Spencer... And some of the times when it doesn't, he also doesn't like them. Right. But he still hangs out with them.

It's fun. And he'll let you know he doesn't like it. I'm part of that one percent. Well, he is charging you... Well, you did invite yourself over, apparently. When? No, isn't he charging you money to stay to stay at his house? Right, he's charging me money.

Yeah, so. It's crazy. Well, I would never charge him if he's staying in the place. No. Two weekends ago when you were in the zona, in the zone, if you will. Yes. He was over here. Connor was over here, and he was like, are we going to go to the Stars game like we did last year?

I was like, because I burned it up, yeah. I was like, we can. And then he kind of, you kind of took it by the horns and were like, are we going or not? let's go let's get the fucking tickets I was like okay I literally if you want to go let's go because like I literally I can't remember I think I sent you a TikTok and then you said

you said something and then I remember I was like oh it was on Monday when you sent me you sent me the response on TikTok and I was like I'm just going to put a group chat together so I put you and Spencer and I said where we going yes or no and what's funny is like it's kind of one of those things where it's like well a Spencer kind of has to be

on board but honestly not you know i feel like we're doing this now i'd go to a star's game with just you without spencer we're like good enough friends at this point you know what i mean we've like crossed over that bridge yeah like when i first met you it would be like oh you're just getting the moment like when we first met it's like spencer would have to be there too yeah because it'd be weird because and like the first time he met it was you know what i mean i wouldn't like that yeah it'd just be weird yeah and especially when it wasn't weird but Spencer was like, do you think he looks like a Minecraft skeleton? And I was like, holy shit.

He kind of does. It's bad when, it's bad when his, he goes, when he goes, somebody who's never met me first time Jake meets me. He agrees to it. I'm like, yeah, it's me a guy, and I look like one. You're like, God damn it, we're going to be friends. Did we just become best friends? What?

Who would do that? Seth brothers. She don't. We do what? You don't talk about it. I know, but what would he do? Just leave you with his friend that you just met. Yeah.

Like he would walk away to go talk to one of his other. For a long time. And it would just be. But you wouldn't be as good of friends with him as you are like with Connor. I will say this though, like through Spencer meeting, like him allowed me to meet YouTube, it has allowed me to meet like your guys' friends. So like through. The web goes deeper.

Like the Cornhole tournament we have. Like, I was partners with early this year. Yeah, I had a great time with them. We were chopping it up and everything. The Bowie Yard. Yeah. The Bowenyard. We should have called each other that, like, the team name.

I was called. We didn't have a team. But, like, if I was, like, next year for the Cornell tournament, I'd be like, yo, early night. You want to scoot your mic closer? You keep trying to pull it closer. It's, like, getting snagged. Me or him? Was it having a good?

But no, yeah, like, like, like. Like, early and I had a, like, goddamn mug. You keep pulling on it. I think it's your moving your mug. It's like tugging on things. But yeah, early and I had, we had a blast. It was a lot of fun. It was.

I had a great time. Especially when Spencer gets into it. He gets so heated. So it's so funny to watch him. He will do anything. Thank God he was with you. If there's a trophy involved, God forbid, like everybody was out. Thank God Spencer was with you and we didn't doctor it in any way.

We did not doctor it in any way. I was okay with my partner shout out early shout out early shout out throw the bones no it was funny though that Turner

is I think almost every game I won because I like miscounted the score and then I'd like make it but knock off a bag yeah it was a couple of them

the time when we played you guys it was first or second round I can remember it was probably the first round I think it was first round Spencer was getting heated at me Like, you would, he was getting, I was like, I was rage baiting like no other. And he would, it was just like stealing candy from a baby at that point.

It was just like every, every throw, it was just like saying something. Try to set off the whole. Oh, dude, it was so funny. If we would have won, he said it would have fought me that night. If we won, he probably would have fought me. I'm not joking. No, but I do remember a couple of your wins were like, it was like the old 18 to my own. Oh, you won.

Yeah, no, it was almost every one of that. And I think another one of them was, I had, what was it? There was some way where I made the other person's bag and then kept mine on. And then I got two to like, because we were like 19 or something. Yeah. And it was just like, wait. Oh, we won. Yeah, yeah.

You had a couple where you're like, oh, wait, hold on. No, yeah, you won. I think the final went down that way Like I was sitting there I was like Didn't they win He was just like

Doing the math In his head Like looking up in this guy He goes Oh wait No we did win that way Because I remember I threw the bag

And I was like I did what You did You did against us And then It worked out But it worked Yeah

And I was like Like you hit the Oh we were Yeah It was And then you did that Against us Because you were like

Oh my god Why did that Right Yeah It was like He was like They were at 21 Like you were at 20

Oh He had 20 And then he sunk it in. In my head, I was already back at 15. I was pissed. I was like, God, we got to come back. And so he just figured it. Because I'm pretty sure we, didn't we have a big lead?

It was a big hit. It was literally back. There was when we played, it was back and forth, back and you had a big lead. It was back and forth. And we'd get to 20 or 19. And then both of us would hit, we'd bottom out or like we'd start over and then we'd get back up to 20, go back to 15. It was just back and forth back. It was probably a long game.

No, I think you guys kept fucking up too. Yeah, we did. Because, like, we minted the board that it went in. You did it, like, twice or something. It was bad. And then eventually, you're just like. I was just admiring the, uh... The banter.

I was, I was admiring the, uh, the, the bracket the other day. You were looking at it? With the blue frosting smear. Oh, yeah. You need a, you need a, you need a, you know, that video. You were, I thought you were going to beat my ass that night. No. I literally was like, I'm going to have to.

I'm going to have to freaking run away once a time. It brings me so much joy because it's such a... Did you see what... The moment it happened... The moment it happened, I was like, this is going to make such a... I was like, this is going to make such a great numbering. So, this is such a funny story. So Jake, I think we were packing a food and Jake's like, hey, do you want this?

And I was like, sure. And then I was like, we know, make sure you record. She goes, aren't you going to shove his face? I'm like, yeah. And so it's like... And we tried to do the... We both had a piece and we were going to do the lady in the tramp thing. And we did that.

We were both going to, we were both going to take a bite. We had it. We had it. Or you were holding it. We were both going to take a bite on either end. It was a piece of cage. I was like, I was so dumb. I was like, do it on the beat drop because doses and mimosis was playing.

And then you just shoved it in my face. And I ran because I thought he was going to run after me. You went to stage right quick. Jake, I'm, like, I'm six too, but Jake makes me look like a little baby. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I better. You went stage right quick and I was like, where's the camera? that's what my thought he goes just the true no i was like he was more upset because he got it he fell for it he was more upset of that yeah but he was like oh it's content gold we did go i was actually

waiting for you to post out on tic-tok actually and i was waiting i should i have a lot of fun cool videos that you could probably like the dancing one you showed me the night of him and spencer or spencer's the interview the the post interview where I was at comment commentating and then I did it interview oh yeah that that's hilarious I was like now there was talk in the garage LJ can't trick from the right time

I was like there was talking to garage that you were thinking about throwing the game your partner was talking about throwing the game how did you feel about that and then you just thought that was complete bullshit I wasn't going to do that for a second some of the comments I'm like yo this is gold there was stuff that I was hoping you would say

where you're like this is stuff this you're like you know you think about this as you're a kid you look forward to this opportunity your whole life and i was like oh i was like is this delivering is this an NBA finals like post that's what i want i wanted to be like dramatic you're like you're like i was hoping you'd bring the mic to me and i'm like and spencer does this thing whenever he's on camera especially with like a post game interview thing he like he he does like yeah he's like thinking about what he wants to do he's like he's like Yeah, he's like, yeah, and then he does, he looks down and he'll look up with his eyes all going in different places.

What Spencer does, and it's, it's so cute, he'll, uh, if you ask him and someone else a question, he'll go, and he'll look at where he's next to him. Yeah, like, on the pod, he does, like, he goes, I'll ask you guys a question and he'll look at them like this. You answer it. Do we go through those? Oh, yeah, like, more, I was going to leave it for you. Like, seriously, like, man. When Spencer and I were on, when I was on here the first time, and we were dead, Jake did, how well do you know your roommate challenge? And so he'd look at me, like, whenever we got to like the ones with like, like, he had a question. It was like, so like when you guys like, I'm done partying, what would you do? And he goes, he looked at me and he had the smile. And I'm like, he goes, oh yeah, we made pizza. We watch where the millers. And he looked at me. It has become a pipe dream of mine to watch where the millers are with you and Spencer. It is such like a way of pizza rolls

We cannot forget the pizza rolls We throw a bag of 90 in and just destroy them The right Well yeah Oh yeah I mean you put a 50 banger in for just for yourself Dude oh it's awesome That's why when I go

And what else are you mean? That's why I always go to Costco Remember just because they're they come in a box of 400s? Or like what Spencer would say he had after work Was dude We've talked about it on I know we talked about this in the pod He'd be like, I went home, I ate 50 pizza rolls, an entire family-sized bag of Doritos,

and then Courtney came home, and I said, what's for dinner? A box of the rest ofals. I was like, dude. He's not joking. He's not kidding. I was like, dude, you have a tapeworm. Yeah. There's something else eating.

No, he'd have some serious lunches too. No, I'm not joking. There was, I think it was, it was the day after the Arnold tournament. I stayed at his house. First annual or second annual? Second annual, this year. from this year and i'm not joking when i say like we were so lazy that day because we we woke up and i'm i i swear if there was a membership like a or like a reward thing for door dash

spencer and i would be like gold members because because we dude we doordash everything that day like we had five different drivers why did we go to buffalo wild wings no it was wings and rings It was Wings and Wings No, no. We went to Wild Wings. Oh, that first What was that after? That was right after Was that St. Patties?

It was the weekend of St. Paddy's. No, but we went to Wings and Rings. I remember you. You destroyed 30 Wings. And I was like in Maze. That was like, that when you got the tower too? Yeah, the tower, yeah, the tower. That was before something.

That was before the spring game. Spring game this year. I'm fairly talking. No, it was before one of the Husker games, was it? It was before the Husker football. It was for a Husker football game. All I know, or maybe it was in the summer, I can't remember. But it was, I know what you're talking about where we went to Buffalo Wild Wings.

I can't remember. It was a longer time ago. By the way, listening back to this podcast, you pick up on things you do without knowing you do. What? One of the things I always do is. Yeah, he did that. Like, I'm like. So for all of you that are going, stop going like, I'm sorry.

Take a shot every time. That's like, that's like, I don't think about it. Like when I'm sitting down my leg just like, I think it's my ADHD, my self-diagnism. I just like, I'm bouncing my leg. We should think of a drink, like a grass daddy's bingo drinking game. We should. Because I think, like, shout out broad to be on there. We need a, we need to do like how to have that be one of them.

That could be more. It's on the 100. The free space is Jake interrupt someone that's just a free space. Yeah. Echo. Yes, yes. Spencer, right head tilt.

An echo. Yeah, dude. A fart. A fart. Because you fart. Burb. Burb. A burp.

A burp. A burp is flagellent's only a fart? Gastral exit. Anytime I sutter. Gastual exit. Well, you've been on like four times. Well, I got bingo. So, sorry.

I got beat on because he uses his name. Anytime an Anahizer Bush product gets pulled from the fridge. Right. I don't know. Just every time we knock on the fridge. So it's just like an immediate. That should be the free space. That's the middle.

That could be the fridge. Aweese, Jake Wheeze would be on there. Any time Cam curses. That's freaking everything. No, no, no, no. What does Cam do a lot that you've noticed? on because I notice he kind of it depends he says motherfucker a lot I don't know I feel like Camrose goes like oh oh you know what a like if I sparked something for

his brain I don't know he's got that 80 screen well he'll go oh just kicks all and he'll think of something it's like a generator it's like a generate he'll go like this You can see the neurons fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The synapses start connecting. What does Lena do? Because you've had her on a lot of times that you've noticed that she does. I don't know if you've noticed. We're trying to think of all

the guests. The couple times Lena's been on has been the most intelligible podcasts I've posted, where we have real conversations about real shit. Well, like, we've talked about Native Americans, so we got real. We're woke. We are. We are woke. I think we were named ourselves for the

anti-Semitic listen I don't even think that was anything I've listened back you want to know what the most Is it anti-Semitic

or is it just You want to know I think I was supporting Okay Or is it just It's like It's insensitive

to do an accent of someone I don't think I said I'm not I'm being offensive No You were just being very stereotypical

Right You want to know The South Park Can do I lose the most The most amount of Brainsels Was when it was

Your party that you had Here Mark You left it was you, Spencer, and was it Nolan? Maybe. Oh, and it was a takeover?

Yeah, the takeover. Oh. The only episode I haven't been on? That episode. Only episode. I literally, I was like in shambles. Like, I was just like the amount of things that, like, Spencer is a good, like, he's like a good, he's a good replacement for you because he knows how to, like, steer the ship and everything. And, you know, like, Ben was good at keeping the conversation going and Nolan was just feeding into it. it was good. It was a good episode, but oh my God. The amount of brain cells I lost listening to that. I was literally one time, I'm not joking, I was just like going to the gym and I was

walking on treadmill. I was just like, oh, it's a new episode. I'll listen to it. And I literally just like turned it off immediately because I was like, I can't, this is going to ruin my workout. I can't listen to this anymore. I will put on like a podcast like when I like walk in a treadmill or like run just because it's something that it, when I'm listening, it times goes by. faster but oh you don't think about what you're doing because you're listening but oh my god i've never i think you got two minutes in i was like i can't be working out and listening to this so what's funny is like i was here we were having a fire pit that night yeah because it because bince you got mad at me for not coming because i had grad parties oh yeah yeah because it was his last day before he left for

yeah and these guys were like i want to record a pod i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't know if it was it was because you were sitting in there and you the start of the video been just like like you it looks like you were just like 10 sheets to the wind I was I know and I'm just saying I was like when I saw that on video I was like

oh god I said this is he was I was like this is gonna be a spicy I was like this is gonna be a spicy episode I was in it was funny because Spencer at one point like we talked about like whatever like like takeover and then it was like the porn star names and then Spencer was was like, uh, and then he just

pulled up your notes. He pulled up my notes and was like, let's see what George has written down. Yeah. He started like, nothing. No, no, I had to show. Oh, you had some stuff for you to talk about? Well, like, I have like a notes app, like, I have a notes app where I'll jot down. If I had like an idea for like, oh, this would be a good podcast topic. Is that how

you figured out rambling food? Uh, feud. Is that how you figured that out? Then you just pop it up the first time? You just popped it up and just, you started doing it like random stuff. It was pretty premeditated because I like I had the monitor of it. But, yeah, he, like, he was reading off some of my notes. He's kind of funny.

So, like, I was here, right? I was outside, and they got done. Like, I helped them set up. Yeah. I got everything lined up for them, and I started it for them, and then left. And I was like, have fun. Have fun, kids. I was like, don't say the N-word.

I think we did a good job. So I thought you guys did it. They came back out. I was at the fire pit and I had some people over. And they come out and they go, you're going to have to cut some stuff out. And I'm like, what did you guys say? You said it was good too. That's when you watched it.

I really didn't cut that much. But since they said that, I was like, I don't know. I got to listen to this before I upload it. So I was literally like playing Xbox and I had it in I movie. And I like just hit play. And I just listened to it as I was playing. I bet you were laughing pretty damn hard. I mean, it was a good pod.

You're like, wow, this turned out really good. It was a decent pod. I think the only parts I really cut out is when you guys, like, forced me to. Because you were just like, all right, we cut it here. Yeah, yeah, you literally, yeah, they looked at, like, because I remember you showed me,

they were like, all right, we're no, we're taking it. All right, yeah, we're cutting out. Okay, ready? And then you would like. Well, because there was one point we were like, I think you all went to the bathroom. Well, that, and we were like, what do we do? Like, we were like, well, at one point, you guys switched seats because Spencer was here and then Nolan took over for him.

Yeah, that messed me up because I was just watching. I was like, why didn't we had to change it up? We had to change it up. I did the old Spencer was like, what? Oh, that'd be a good bingo. And then, oh, yeah, Spencer got one. And then at one point, like, Nolan went to the bathroom and you and Spencer were talking about, like, your internship. Oh, yeah, Jesus.

And then Nolan came back from the bathroom and was like, Did you guys even talk about anything? We'll just cut this. That's what I'm saying, dude. No one was hating. We're not talking about anything. As I was listening to it, I was like, that was like decent, intelligible conversation

where you guys were like shooting the breeze about stuff going on in your life. It's just no different than how we shoot the breeze when you're here. It seemed like it was no different. But according to, like Nolan thought you guys were just doing. Whatever. just babble

which word but that was also the past 30 minutes to like let's just not post this head right how long was it it was like a good hour and a half

I think we did it was just a normal pod it was a normal pod you know you know this I was thinking about this when you were talking about like the don't think you know who you need to

for this 100th episode you need to get Zay back somehow we'll get him yeah you gotta get I know but you got to He may be back. I know, really? He might be coming back back.

And he said he wants to. There's nothing more than I want to Zangka bet. Oh, my God. Dude, the most memorable moment of singing. You love that clip so much. No, no, not that in person. No, that clip's awesome. But I'm talking about Spencer's...

Shout out the Grass Soutty's TikTok. You know, follow us for funny clips. Zane, uh, Spencer's therapy bike. Not this year, but the year before. After the bike, we get back to Spencer's. townhouse and he's throwing that because just kill just kill me already

just shoot me that was the funniest he was throwing up and he was getting ready to throw up and we're like just pull trigger just pull the trigger like gag yourself and throw up and he was so fucked up

I think he thought someone behind him had a gun to his head because he heard someone say pull the trigger and he was like do it just shoot me that was I literally got out

of the truck, busted out laughing. I was laying on the ground, I was just crying, laughing, because it was just like... Wait, what? You were there? I was in the back, yeah, because I stayed at Spencer County. I don't remember you being there. I was there, because I remember him laying on the ground on his stomach, and he was just, like, curled up in the ground.

You remember that either? No, that's hilarious. I remember him just hunched over in the bush? Like, not even the bush. Did you have, like, a drone? Like, were you an AI? No, I said I was there. How do you remember this better than I?

And I was the one Because I wasn't the one Like Zane who decided to To make a board But instead of Vodka and Mio and water He did Pendleton and like

Just one He had an empty gallon jug Then he put a 750 of Pelton In like a 16 ounce bottle of Coke No I don't know how much It wasn't a lot though It wasn't a 2 liter It wasn't a lot

It wasn't a 50 No, because I remember when we got there, remember that you wanted me, remember when we got there at Spencer's, because you were like, hey, because we had this conversation about apparel for the Gras and Daddy's podcast. And so I was making this video for you, remember, and you posted it on your TikTok. It was like, it wasn't the same time. I don't remember. I thought it was the same time.

No. Oh, it wasn't? Okay. Hold on, hold on. It might have. Get your bingo car ready. Get on the chair. God damn it.

That wasn't as good. I lost it. That wasn't as good. I don't like that you just shot that at me, though. I lost it when I was still up. Are you afraid one day you're just going to shower? That would be hilarious. I'm not going to shot.

I'll be right back. I gotta go change real quick. I lost it. I'm sorry guys. I could have been a... Well, anyways. But I remember at the beginning of the beer body where the guy was like,

make sure you're drinking out of Red Solo cups. And Zane was like, can I drink out of this? It's just milk. brown liquid swashing around and I was like well he was taking shots of that that thing that Spitsman tries that turkey or whatever or that you know I'm talking about that nasty stuff he has you know what I'm talking about it's like a pheasant it's like a pheasant it's like that oh the duck yeah that duck it's a commander it's it's the worst whiskey you ever had gasoline it's like if you needed to remove paint right that's what you would use or like

It was awful. If Courtney needed to, like, take the paint off her nails. Yeah, a little nail polish. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was, God awful. I try that once. You can't remove a fucking...

Don't ever chew with that thing. I don't know what's worse. Might not your skin off. Did you try it, the duck one? Yeah. What's worse than that? Or Jepson's Moore? Oh.

Jeptsons is a little bit. Yeah, that was awful. Dude, the edits you put on that were hilarious. Yeah. It was pretty funny. What's the one with the farting? the farting one that's kind of funny I think you made on Spencer's face.

It was like when he goes... I can't remember. We'll watch it after, but... We'll be right, babe. We're an episode. Are we gonna... It's like two hours long. Can we go feast mode real quick? We're in an hour 30.

Oh shit. I can't remember. I was gonna say something else. I'm gonna go feast mode. Connor, you gonna go feast mode? Yeah, I'm down. What's that? Feast mode.

Finish our drinks? Well, this is, this is feast mode. Okay. It's Feast Mode. It's just what it says on the mode. An idealist. It's a motto to live by. Hold on. Hold on.

Look at you. Oh. Oh, do you tell me to stop? Why did you stop? No. Did you hear the word stop? Finish your shark week. Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no. It was empty. It was empty, and then half a big case. Well, because you got to finish your shark week. the Applebee's fucking I had this broad I was talking to call her period Shark Week

and I didn't know what she was talking about at first what? She called it Shark Week and I was like What are you talking about? I was like Shark Week and she was like Okay you know She kind of looked at me again and I was like Oh

Got it Yeah And then I was like that's actually pretty clever what I was fixing that's actually pretty clever shark wheat yeah this is actually just a normal size mug but uh it is but the other thing I love saying about this bike and this is the last story and then we're gonna wait before you start that before you start that because I actually end on that we should get that 22 pound like I saw like some people like you know talking about the one that uh Brian Shaw like he uses yeah yeah it's like

Really, we should do that and try and, like, see, see, it's a 22-pound mug, and you've got to, like, lift it like a normal mug and just drink out of it, because it's, like, almost impossible. Yeah, I don't think of it. But he can do it because he's got these mat, he's basically dog. The world's strongest man. I got these, uh, grip genie. Like, no, we should get it.

I got these grip genie, uh, squeezers from, uh... The TikTok shop? Uh, I feel like he'd buy stuff. Jujifu, you know that guy? Uh, well. It's like these grip squeezers, and they, like, go up in levels. I have one through six. I have one through six.

We'll try. Can you get him? Anyways, go ahead. The story I wanted to tell was, I've never, before that beer bike, been able to witness the moment someone blacked out.

Like the, when the light flashed, like the light flashes. We were on the beer bike and Zane took a knee towards the end of it and he had a little bit of that brown liquid sloshing around. Yeah. And someone would be,

Oh shit. And he took a B, threw it up, took the last couple gulps out of it, and when he brought it down, he looked me in the eye, it was like this. It was like this, it was like that, you know? It was like, where he was like looking through me. It's like a gloss like out. And I was like, I just watched someone black out in real time. That was sick.

I didn't even need a time. Didn't him and Spencer pass out on the therapy bike? Because I have a... No, Zane, dude. Zane, yeah, Zane, oh, it was Zane, and Spencer. I have a... Zane was leaned over with his arm out, sleeping... Yeah, I have a phone.

Sleeping on a bike. Yeah. You gotta be on a different level. On the, on the streets, on the busy streets at downtown Lincoln. Right, and I reached out, and I just held his hand, and I was like, I'm not gonna like, I'm gonna just keep holding it. And I think you recorded a video of me holding his hand. baby you probably Spencer passed out

was that that's Spencer yeah that's last year it was last year but I also have this one what the fuck is that it was when that bike it ran out of battery

and so they asked us to push it to get to going and change just heading the put that up to the mic so they can hear I don't remember this one right outside of Iggy's

when you have Oh, my God. Like, I didn't black out, but these are new memories. I get, what? This never happened. I mean, I see a John Deer, and I'm popping on it. Here, put the, put the, this one? Yeah.

I'm in the, like, swimwear you feel me, is what I say. And this is what Jake said on the... What an idiot. There's no grass around. Is I doing? Yes, yes, you were, yeah. That was... That was the originators.

I told you. Here, Zane passed out. Yeah, that's Zane pass up. Oh, yeah, I'm holding his hand. He's sleeping. You look? Yeah, that boy was not. When Mr. Brideside's playing, there's a handful of people still coherent.

Right. But Zane was not. That's an end of the night song. Zane didn't quite make it. But, hey. He's still alive. He's alive. Kick him.

He might have watered Spencer's playing. outside the apartment a little bit extra but that's fine she's like I'll clean it up and it's raining yeah

he's like I'll clean it up I'm like no get inside get inside go take a little plastic bucket go take a little snoves real quick

yeah go take a little power nap four hours all right it was a great pod we talked about I think we did it

dude what a fucking great pot what an episode and a great night the stars one the stars one

it's blackout night we're both wearing it's all black we're all blacked out wrist and piece of Mendy fridge still tomorrow's Thanksgiving be thankful shout out to tomorrow's Thanksgiving

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D leave a comment I don't know if you're a fan I don't think so guys it's been it's been real thanks for coming Connor

thanks for being friends with our friend and maybe being more likable than our friend I just you know what if it wasn't for me taking care of him

in college you know yeah that's his mom I think that's going to do it guys I think so that was a banger episode

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you know talking about where i you go here you go here you curl in like this oh it's yeah it's it's nice It's a nice embrace. I feel close your toe. All of you. Until next time. Why am I holding? Until next time. And set the line.

Where's Rachel? Thank you.