Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 87: Act Natural

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Spencer and Koner join Jake in the studio for a banger episode with crystal clear audio. Koner and Spencer fill Jake in on their trip to the casino which ...worked out well for some but not others. The boys talk about things they can't eat or drink anymore from throwing them up and Jake talks about the time he almost got his appendix taken out. Spencer talks about his friend Pig's aversion to the cold which leads to a discussion about beer bike trips and Spencer's 21st birthday. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He walked out of the rail yard, like, kind of by PBA, and I guess there's, like, trash cans there. So he just grabbed a hold of it, just, bruh. And the two walk right, and he goes, what are you doing? And he goes, ain't this what it's for? And he's just, bleh. Welcome to the, I was punching mouths podcast. I'm a grass daddy And I hope you can hear me well
Starting point is 00:00:33 Because we got the mics in this time boys We got the mics in And we've got Spencer and Connor joining us For probably like the third or fourth time Third time together We had a great episode last time when you were on And unfortunately Somebody forgot to plug in the mic
Starting point is 00:00:55 It was post-stars game Connor, come on, man. I know. I didn't mean to bash on you like that. It was obviously your fault that you forgot to plug in the mic. I forgot to tell Jake. It was nobody's fault but my own.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I know. We finished the pod and I was like, wait, what did we say in the beginning again? And I was listening back to the audio and it sounded like it was coming from the fucking inside of a fish tank because it was coming from this thing's like internal mic was recording it.
Starting point is 00:01:25 And it's the worst mic ever, so. Well, you said you put some filters on there to make it sound somewhat decent. It sounded, when I listen back to it, it sounds pretty decent. What did you listen to it on? On my phone. Just your phone speaker? Yeah, like not my headphones, but like my phone phone. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:44 It sounded, but when you put AirPods in, it sounds pretty good. Really? You got to crank it up to like maybe three-fourths the way. But like, when the mics are in, I only have it in. You just said you listen to it on your phone, not your headphones. I know. I'm saying you have to crank it up if you have no headphones, if you're listening it from your phone speaker. But if you put AirPods in, it's not that bad. Either way, we got the mics in this time.
Starting point is 00:02:10 That's not the first time that's happened either, where something went wrong with either the camera or the mics cut out halfway through. And it's the most disheartening thing ever. It happened a couple times, like with Cam and I. you know what i'm surprised about at least mics have never got unplugged when we get larried up on an episode well i mean these are pretty like they clip in and these are pretty like they're stuck in there pretty good
Starting point is 00:02:38 yeah but you know get a little wild and we're all larried up i just start flailing my limbs around and just cords start getting knocked out of like spencer when he's walking to his room he's punching mouths yeah punching holes punching mouths bodies were flying all over the place I'm barricading myself in my fricking room. Connor's just hanging on to the headboard for dear life. I'm just like, God, I hope he's okay. I hope whoever he's hitting is okay.
Starting point is 00:03:07 So I'll get there. Spencer is going on. Let's see here. If we get to midnight, that's 21 hours of no sleep. Of no sleep. I'm a little sick. I don't know if I'm sick or if it's allergies. but I'm a little congested.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It's kind of weird. It's always like kind of the wintertime podcast where that will happen. It's dry season. Well, it is dry season. I did lotion up earlier. Good job. I did. What?
Starting point is 00:03:39 We're at the point now where we have so many callbacks and inside jokes related solely to the pod, where if people are tuning in for the first time, they're going to have no idea what we're talking about. But if you're an active listener, you're like, I know what they're talking about. And what it does is it encourages people to go back and re-listen to episodes to be like, what were they talking about? Or go over to our TikTok and you'll get filled in on a lot of these clips. Should I keep stalling or should we get to it? We should get to it.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Okay. I see him over there behind those Stevie Wonderglass. He's just getting the it. He's getting the itch. He's like. Connor's already, okay. So we, as you all know already, many fridges down. We haven't found a replacement yet.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I don't know. I sent a letter to Santa. I mailed it yesterday. Hopefully he sends a black market mini fridge. Here's the main question. Do you think you're on the nice list? You're about to get there and he's dolly. Are you on the nice list?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Do you think you've been on the nice list? Or you've been... Here's the thing. If you're on a nice list, is someone on the nice list going to order a black market mini fridge? Guadalajara Mexico with a voodoo curse on it I don't know with that being said we should probably crack open that that being said Spencer if you make sure everything's plugged in make sure everything's plugged in what he literally just said I almost just knocked the
Starting point is 00:05:11 power cord out they're like oh it sounds pretty good for eight minutes and and he's opening it the proper way the way I like him open add a boy Spencer just grabs a handle and rips it out Just heart crack He had some follow-through on that Did you see it? That's some freaking He pulled through on that He pulled it
Starting point is 00:05:31 And then his hand came all the way back I don't know if you guys want to rewind And watch that his fucking whole hand Like he was Pull starting a mower I know He was getting after He wanted it
Starting point is 00:05:41 Connor already has his Uh Nope don't even His captain in code Over there Except he's not captain Mountain Dew We're back in 2010
Starting point is 00:05:51 Playing Halo land party the reason I got that gotta give a little throwback every once in a while the reason I got that was because of the when Nolan and
Starting point is 00:06:06 when Nolan and Ben came over and we were going to record when we recorded and we were going to do like the World at War Gun Sounds I got like Doritos and Mountain Duke Code Red because I was trying to do like a throwback thing to 2000s where we were 2010s or whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Well, because World at War came out in 2007. Okay. So I wanted a little bit of a nostalgia tour. Okay. But anyways. There's nothing wrong with that. I like to give a quick shout out to Warhorse Casino. Oh, we're just jumping straight into it.
Starting point is 00:06:40 This guy does not know how to segue. Thank you. Thank you for my $350. You don't know how to segue. Let me give you a proper segment. We can cut that out. No, no, no. We'll leave it in.
Starting point is 00:06:51 We don't cut that. I know that's that that's a that's a you know how much editing it is to cut stuff out line it up with the clap line it up with the other clap line up line up all the mics and boom hip sent it was even easier last time because I didn't have to line anything up it was just one audio and video from the phone because I didn't have to line the mics up what'd you do I like I burped oh I do so Jake and Jake did send me like what the cover art or like the cover like the photo that he was going to use for youtube oh my god he could have used anything other than that are you getting tired no I'm
Starting point is 00:07:31 fine I just don't scream into the mic just saying start in the machine gun Kelly it I'm not stuttering what does that mean it means machine gun Kelly that's the his thing he calls me when I stuttered you know what I haven't stuttered once you know what I always forget you even to have a stutter for all I know you don't I don't even know if I've... Maybe... Maybe once I've ever witnessed you stutter. It used to be really bad in college.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Really? Oh, yeah. Public speaking, but, like, if people would come over to a story... A story. When I tell a story, it's bad. Do you have words, certain words you get hung up on them? It's my C's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:15 So anything with a C, K, or it's been... So, like, if you were to say, like... Connor? We went to the casino. Sometimes it would be like, casino. See how I, that's a proper segue. See how I did that there? Speaking of casinos.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Code Red, casino. I was going to get there, but you guys just came over from the casino. I like how a lot of times these podcasts are like, we just came from the Stars game. We just came from the casino. This is not the first time we've, I think it was even the pretzel. The pretzels. We went, we came from the casino.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yes, because we stopped the high-bee. Yeah, we stopped the high-bee to get the pretzels, but we were missing something in the mini-fridge provided beer nuts. Right. That was pretty neat. I didn't join you guys on this adventure. I stayed back on this one because, like you guys know, I've got some truck issues going on.
Starting point is 00:09:11 So it's just not in the budget this month to be gambling at the casino. Well, to be losing at the casino. There's always room to be winning. But you can't guarantee that. But you guys went, and you're going to have to fill me in, pause on what happened. I lost. Connor won. Playing symbol.
Starting point is 00:09:34 So what were you playing? Well, we went to the Baccarat, like, digital version Baccarat. And so, but also the other side game is Blackjack, like, you can choose. And I told him what Baccarat was. It's basically like you choose player or player or house. Right, I know it's player or banker. Banker, yeah. So it's the closest thing, the 50-50s you're going to get.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Right. Not the digital version, because you never know. But then we kind of just switched to blackjack and then kind of just put. Just digital blackjack? Yeah. You won 350? No, no, no, no, no, no. We just went there to start.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Sorry, I'm getting ahead. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We just went there to start and then we just cashed out. Like, we just broke even, essentially. And then we just went to random machines. And he went to a machine while I was still playing blackjack. I don't know what you lost. What'd you go to? What'd you go to?
Starting point is 00:10:22 I don't even remember. Well, then I met up with him. We went to a quick hit. It's called like quick hit blitz? Yes. And so he broke, I think he had. Was it a singular quick hit blitz or was it one with the four small screens? Well, singular.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Singular. But I hit a extra spins on one. And then I got down to like, we both took out 140. And then I was like, I was close to the bonus games. And so I just kind of just threw in 60 and got to 20 and then got some games and some extra rows. And on my last spin, it was the second last spin I hit like. Oh, like where it keeps. Yeah, like if you get so many quick hits, you get this amount of money.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Right. Yeah, you got 12. Yeah, so I won 140. Oh, my God. And so I won 100, I won 288 on that and then went to some other ones. Were you sitting there watching him? Yeah. Are you livid?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah, this machine right next to me. Yeah, and so then we just went over to a random game. He took out another 40. We went to Huff and more Puff and more Puff and even more Puff. Yeah, he lost. And then he lost and he won next to the machine next to me. So I won 50, so I. Did you go to cash crop?
Starting point is 00:11:40 That's the free money machine. I didn't even see it. Every single time I've gone there. It was packed there. They're given out like. Well, yeah, it's a Saturday night. Well, I know that, but they're also like pulling. What do on Saturday night?
Starting point is 00:11:52 They lose money. What do old people do every day? Dude, my grandparents are just, like, ridiculous when it comes to the casino back home. They'll just, they go to Kansas, though. It's called White Cloud, but God, they just. That's not back home then. That's a different state. It's 20 minutes away.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Anyways, they get across the border. They aid in my gambling addiction, so. Do you think those old people that, like to just sit and hammer those slot machines all day oh yeah do you think they just like raked in a bunch of retirement money and they're like I'm not going to be able to like spend all this before I die like I might as well just fucking use it yeah
Starting point is 00:12:33 well because that's what my grandparents do like I remember my 20 it's like we want to get all this used up so Connor doesn't get any well the day after my 21st they took me out and so they're like on the way there my grandparents are like you know there's a thing called beginner's luck and I'm like I'm not going to win money and I had $20 free play just because it was my birthday the day before. And so I used the free play and I won $380. I didn't even use any of my free money or the money they gave me.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And I was like, oh, I'm done. I just no need to spend the rest of it. And I go to my grandma and she's betting like $8 a hand. I'm just like, Jesus Christ. $8 a hand? $8 a spin, sorry. Oh. A spin.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And I'm just like, Jesus Christ. I was doing like $1.20. Or the blackjack tables just slammed. oh yeah they have extra tables there they got a bunch more tables oh they do yeah they were slammed what were the minimums 25
Starting point is 00:13:27 probably they were so slammed I didn't even get in it's a lot of money that we don't have that's a hundred dollars in four hands you don't lose you don't win four hands
Starting point is 00:13:37 hundred dollars gone yeah gone you're not getting them back I got mine back not if you lose four in a row that's true It was a good night
Starting point is 00:13:50 It was a fun night Well yeah, you just walked in And just took out all the cash more like Here you go I like my money Just throwing it in my face Essentially But I respect the hustle
Starting point is 00:14:03 So basically I just I won 180 bucks like profit Because I took 140 out So it wasn't bad Room 40 That's sweet Yeah it was a good night We'll have to
Starting point is 00:14:16 Make a return here soon The best part is we were walking out He goes Screw this place They all All they do is take my money I're never going back Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:27 Have you won it all from there? Like Oh yeah You've had some good trips there before Probably still in the plus The one time we went in there Twice and won two grand Oh shit
Starting point is 00:14:39 Yeah I'll never touch that That's the thing Fucking Nolan was like Dude Spencer was fucking On one Making money
Starting point is 00:14:48 at the virtual blackjack you're like oh really he was he was filling me in on the he was like yeah spencer was like we got to go sit here and he's like watch this and then no one was like i did a couple hands and i looked over and spencer was up like six hundred dollars and then he was like there now i can buy the new gun i want or it was more than 600 i don't know what gun you wanted yeah it was funny we were walking to the plate the banker for me to get paid and he goes looks like Courtney ain't getting her Christmas present Wait, what? I was walking to the banker to get paid
Starting point is 00:15:21 And he goes Looks like Courtney ain't getting her a Christmas present this year Oh, he said that I thought you meant like the banker said that Oh no, God no Like he walked in and they were like Spencer How'd you do this?
Starting point is 00:15:34 How'd you do today? Trying to win Courtney a Christmas president here? You know you've been at a casino too long They didn't know you by a first name basis Connor, watch this that's empty you know what an empty can need refill he means it needs to be refilled he's in the player two spot you're in the player three spot yeah i'm like a grass buddy we've established that you said there's tears you're like um you're like the uh did did either of your dads have like one of those
Starting point is 00:16:07 little backpacks that they could carry you around in when they were doing artwork you're the little guy sitting in the back of the grass dad is mowing the lawn i'll take that i'll take it I was going to say he's more like that weed that I don't really care, but it just annoys you because it's there. How does it... That's about accurate as you're going to get. How does it feel to be friends with someone that's constantly shitty to you? It's an everyday occurrence. At this point, it's just like, just tell me what you guys are.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Second nature. It's second nature, yeah. It's like, uh... He's the reason I drink. Well At least you have a reason I mean every friend group's got that punching bag I'm the punching bag
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah it takes a special person to fill that role It's kind of like And to take it yeah Well yeah Well and early I feel like was kind of fulfilling that role But I call it like the little brother role He's kind of like the little brother that everyone like gives shit But you all still love him and want him there
Starting point is 00:17:09 Because you like hanging out with him I could see that Yeah. He's like the middle brother, Spencer is, that got beat up a lot by the older brother. And so he turned to the little one because he's just like, the little ones just can't defend himself. And I'm the one that can't defend himself. Sure. Sure. I'm just going from personal experience because that's just how it was when I was growing up. My older brother just beat out of me. Well, I think literally there was. And I just went on my brother and my mom be like, don't he's just a baby. I'm like, where were you when I was getting beat up by my older brother? What the hell is this? We're going to operation where you're running here. Well, I think there was literally a time at work where you were, like, wrestling with him. And then Nolan was like, stand up for yourself early.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yeah. He just beat the shit at him. He didn't beat the shit out of him, but he was just pushing him around. Like, no one's just sitting there. And no one goes, you just stand up for yourself? Push him back. Because early he's just sitting in the corner like, eh. I swear, if I ever worked with you guys while he was still there,
Starting point is 00:18:11 that I would be. in the position of early. I would just be abused. Physically, emotionally. Jesus. You make it sound like HR needs to get involved. Heart crack. That was a decent follow through that time.
Starting point is 00:18:26 That was a good follow through. I'm waiting for him to smack his elbow, his funny bone on the other. You wish I'm a trained professional. That guy has opened like 13 million beers in his drinking tenure. Remember that when we counted my cases when I didn't
Starting point is 00:18:42 throw him away. Oh my god. I have that video. In college? Yeah, one semester. We were, we were moving our beds around just like rearranging our rooms and he, uh, and he was, he looked underneath the bed and it's just cases of natural light. Yeah, because I didn't throw any, I wanted to see how many cases of beer I went through in a semester. If you can find it, send it to me and I'll edit it in. Um, I think it was 110. 110. 110 cases? Yeah. Of, like, 15 packs or 30 packs? Yeah, it was a little bit of both. It was a mix of both because...
Starting point is 00:19:15 Whatever I get my hand down that weekend. Because he found out at Casey's that if he gets two 15 packs of natural light, it's cheaper than a 30 rack. So he just kept... Well, yeah, this was like $10. Yeah, it's cheaper. And this is also the same time for Casey's rewards. He found out, he goes, oh, I have 38,000 points of rewards.
Starting point is 00:19:33 He didn't even... No, legit. I'm not joking. Yeah, because then they switched it so you could get rewards. rewards when you buy alcohol yeah right and so banking on yeah rewards on alcohol yes 20 bucks i mean i don't know what it is it's probably a dollar like five points for every dollar and he just i have no idea he just looked and he goes wow i can if i could fill up three trucks with the gas for yeah he literally's like this is ridiculous i'm just like yeah i'm gonna find this video um but that's only
Starting point is 00:20:05 in one semester not a year was it you that was saying You had to go an extra semester at college, and you were so happy because you were like, fuck, yeah. And get to party. Yeah, he got, he picked up a minor. I don't even know what the minor was in. Do you even remember? No. Pull to Connor.
Starting point is 00:20:24 All right. Um, so. Not funny, man. No, I, I didn't, I didn't. You picked up a minor so you could see the incoming freshman. I never picked up a minor. We're keeping that. we're not keeping that in
Starting point is 00:20:42 oh yeah we are um god i'm looking back at these and i'm just like wow do you have videos in your phone that you're like if this was public knowledge i wouldn't have a job yes it'd be in federal prison like no federal prison no no no no he's blowing it out of proportion god damn i'm talking about my phone
Starting point is 00:21:03 oh yeah his maybe mine would just be like why did i take his is just more videos of you yeah literally i can't even find it that's how there's so many to look through oh it's probably in 2021 we came back from colt when we came back from covid this is a sweet podcast just two guys scrolling on their phones i want to find the video of conner screaming on the staircase oh vacuuming what yeah so we were vacuuming and i was just like with lane and we were doing No, you were vacuuming. I didn't clean.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I said Lane. Did you make Connor make you food? I tried. How did you eat in college if you didn't have someone to make you food? You know, we talked about it. We talked about it on the other pod with me and Ben. I think he does. I think he does have a tapeworm.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Because we talked about how he'll eat all this food. And then Courtney will get home and be like, he'll be like, What's for dinner? I do think you and I definitely should do one of those, like, partner eating challenges. Oh, my gosh. Like where we... I would need, like, a week to train for it. How do you train?
Starting point is 00:22:22 By eating a shit time to stretch out your stomach? Yeah. Like a disgusting amount. I found it. This is some of it. You got to send it to him. Oh. Oh, the bleached hair.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Spencer, do you have a problem? No, I don't have a fucking problem. It's only like half of them. And I'll edit that in. Sorry, oops, something went wrong. It's probably because it's so freaking old. And then type 2230, because that's about what time it was. But those were under your bed.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yeah, and in my dresser. Yeah, they didn't all fit under my bed. Just all crevices of your room. That was back in the old, the silver and, the silver bullet. The gray, like the silver and blue boxes. I used to call them the gray yum-yams. Gray yum-yms. Now they're the white yum-yms.
Starting point is 00:23:18 White yum-yms. Yeah, I really like natural light. I don't even know. Is it 4.1, like Bushlight? No, it's more than Bushlight. It's 4.2. Or is Bushlight 4.1? Or is Bushlight 4.2?
Starting point is 00:23:34 It's one more higher than Bushlight. what was the time frame you wanted me to put 2.4.2 Bush lights 4.1. 22.30. Bush lights 4.1. Natty lights 4.2. Are Natterday's still a thing? I think. Or is it like a summer thing?
Starting point is 00:23:54 I think it might be like a summer thing. I'm going to be honest. I didn't love those. Yeah, Bush lights 4.1. Natty lights 4. You know what I did figure out in college? Shades back down. There we go. if you drink so tired if he accidentally starts falling asleep we he won't know and then and then
Starting point is 00:24:13 it'll be easier to edit eyes onto the no i don't know how to do that no i did calculate this in college if you drink 30 90 light in one night 30 grams protein yeah he looked it up he goes how many no you don't look it up it says right here one gram of protein you want to meet if you want to meet your protein goal for the day just drink 30 90 lights why eat one granola bar one protein bar when you can have a blast and just drink some beer do you think the do you think that protein offsets the uh the yeast and all that everything the caloric intake of 30 beers how many calories is in one can like 80 probably 100 no it's actually less calories than an ultra i don't know it's probably in the 95 huh it's 95 less calories
Starting point is 00:25:04 in an ultra. Is it an ultra 90 or 95? It's like 60. No way. Ultra is not 60. Wait, it might be less carbs. What is the old? What's a make old?
Starting point is 00:25:15 What are they? Let me look at it. What's their brand? I bet they're 90. What's their slogan? I don't know. No carbs? Jill,
Starting point is 00:25:24 let me look. It might be carbs. Nettie Leight has less carbs, I think. Wait, was that Spencer? What did he say? When did he say that? Was that Spencer? Jill.
Starting point is 00:25:34 when you left and uh look up carbs on a i'm doing that well you're slow should we make should we make another uh fantasy trip remember when we did that last time that was fun a fantasy trip remember when we made our fancy trip to vans can to mic micha lube ultras 95 calories 2.6 carbs so it's the carbs this is 96 no this is never mind it's 3.2 oh sorry 95 yeah because they say it's lighter how many 206 grams of protein It's 95 calories Oh That was 96
Starting point is 00:26:08 And this is This one's 95 So is Mick Ultra And then 0.6 grams of protein So So you're the guy Um Because you were saying
Starting point is 00:26:20 You can't drink Natty Light Can't drink beer He's not a man No I had a phase You're a white chick It was like when I first like It was the summer of When I first met him, it was like after the year I met him, I kept going to Sterling.
Starting point is 00:26:35 When you saw his consumption of Natty Lights, you were like scared you off it before you got started. No, no, it was the summer after his freshman year, my sophomore year, we, I kept, in the summer I'd come to Sterling a lot because a lot of his friends like Mace, like Pig and Og, they all went to college with us and everything. And so I would, and this is the summer that Natty, Natty, uh, Naderdeys, excuse me, Natterdays came out. There you go.
Starting point is 00:26:59 There you go. And I remember we got a. case and I had Runza that night and I remember the next morning I like I remember I puked but I don't remember like vaguely where I puked and I woke
Starting point is 00:27:13 up the next day and his basement it came upstairs his mom was cooking breakfast and his dog had eaten my puke and he puked it in the driveway in the driveway and when he let his dog out or his parents did his dog must have like got into it and then puked in the house and his mom was like
Starting point is 00:27:31 What are these black, like, tortilla strips? And then I was like, I know what that's from. That's my runs up from 6 p.m. last night. So I was like, no wonder why. I was like, I thought I had a dream of puking. It wasn't a dream as reality. Except I wasn't asking somebody to shoot me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Just shoot me already. Pull the trigger. So it was natter days It was natter days And after that moment I quit drinking them And that kind of just ruined it for me This tastes nothing like a natter day I know but it's just
Starting point is 00:28:12 I have such a Oh my God I just have such a Striving factor A striving factor Maybe Quarle isn't the right word But just
Starting point is 00:28:25 When people say oh my god I cannot drink I get it I get it if you had a puking experience I get it because there's people that are like I can't eat McChicons because I threw them up once it's like okay I get it
Starting point is 00:28:41 you threw it you threw it up one time and it and it's gross as you out fine but people that are like I cannot drink Bush Light but I can drink Coors Light it's like that's like saying that's like saying I can drink Aquafina but I can't drink Cassan de Sani
Starting point is 00:28:56 it's like it's the same thing Do you have a problem with that? If you throw up on something, you don't like it no more? That's me. I had tater tots when I was younger and just plain tater tauts, and I can't eat plain tater tots. Did you ask him or ask me?
Starting point is 00:29:10 Both of you. But like tatertot casserole, I can eat because it's mixed with something. But if I, you gave me plain tater tots, I can't eat it. It also doesn't really help if you're eating something that already looks like throw up. Like tatertot casserole. No, Tatertot casserole, I can eat. It's tater tots plain. I don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Do you have that problem? I don't know. I don't think it's like an indefinite thing. If I throw something up, I might be like, I'm not hungry for that for a while, but then I eventually just get over it. Like, I don't really think about it that much. I'm sure there's some things that I've thrown up before. They don't like anymore because of it? Well, just off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure I've thrown up a Lincoln burrito once, and I love.
Starting point is 00:29:57 love lingam burritos still from dalyones there was one time this is a funny little story i uh i don't think i've told this on the pod i almost had my appendix taken out one time because i was like feeling pain like down like near where my appendix is and i went to like an urgent care and they're like yeah you should probably go to the er because it might be appendicitis or whatever so we went to the er and they were like I can't remember I think they did an ultrasound maybe they were like looking at it and some doctor came in which was like yep we're going to go ahead and just take it out uh we'll get you prep for surgery or whatever and then we'll have the surgeon come take a look at you or whatever
Starting point is 00:30:46 and they literally had an IV in me ready to go and then the surgeon came in and was like pushing on the area and was like does that hurt and I'm like I mean yeah a little bit and then he's like do you are you nauseous at all and I was like no I'm fucking starving he's like I'm not doing surgery on you you like like if you had appendicitis you'd be like in agony yeah that's what happened my younger brother he had his appendix salad and so he and like one of the things is you can't like poop for like days that's one of the signs really like it's like five plus days it's not just like two days it's like a long time i basically had a little bit of pain when you pushed on it and then i had like none of the other symptoms and he was like i don't you're not bad enough where i think
Starting point is 00:31:40 we need to cut you open yeah and he's like so go home just keep an eye on it you start getting sick or getting more pain then come back if we're still open we'll cut you no um so we went to get food and we went to apple bees and i got a cowboy burger which is like the barbecue bacon and like onion ring or whatever yeah and i just snarfed it down and then all a sudden a wave of nausea came over me and i went into the bathroom i didn't have i didn't throw up and i was like i'm going to go out to the car and i just like projectile vomited just chunks like half-eaten cheeseburger just into the parking lot um and i'll still eat it i'll still eat that burger really yeah i fucking love that burger i don't but anyways not me man
Starting point is 00:32:34 but it was scary it was scary because i was like oh shit we just left and i wasn't nauseous and now i'm projectile vomiting in a apple piece parking lot and so we kept them high on it and that was fine but I don't get that problem you need something throw it up and then eat it again oh yeah I'll eat it the next day you know how many times I puked on
Starting point is 00:33:02 Natty light is just like a mental block I think it's kind of like when you like when they say with athletes when you tear your ACL and then you're so afraid to do the same thing how many times I puked on Natty Light and the next night I'm out there doing the same thing right
Starting point is 00:33:16 I can count rinse and repeat 10 sets of hands maybe just a rinse and repeat it's literally a rinse repeat the other thing is different people hate throwing up more than other people oh yeah some people there's people i know they're like i hate throwing up i will hold back those demons as much as i can yeah it's yeah if it's like you're sick sick and it's not like alcohol related i don't mind it but if it's alcohol related i just will hold those demons back that's unhealthy yeah i know and i'm just like
Starting point is 00:33:49 If you have to throw up from alcohol, you better get it out. I know. Because that's your body rejecting the poison. Oh, I get that shit out. No. I let it know. I hate the feeling, man, because you can't control it. It's just your body's just like, yep, we're going to go now or, yep, we're done.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Spencer, you tell that booze, yep, you served your purpose, and now it's time to go, buddy. Yeah. You're going to get out of me whether you like it or not. Time to get out. You can, you've overstayed you're welcome. Time to go. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I do. So, Pig You guys got to tell me about the bike Because I couldn't go on it this year He wasn't inventful No, he was present for the whole entire thing It wasn't eventful because he didn't black out No, it was eventful
Starting point is 00:34:33 But it just wasn't it like when you When you don't have Zane or Jake I mean it's not as fun Yeah I showed him videos from the last pod Like with me and him And he's like, I don't remember that He doesn't even remember that I
Starting point is 00:34:44 I was in the truck when Zane said just pulled the trigger and i said yeah i was back there and he goes i don't remember that what remember when i didn't ride home with us yes i did bro he's talking to you wait wait wait on the last pod with him and i yeah i was showing you videos from that night and you're like i don't remember that and then we were talking about my favorite memory of zane and you're like you love that clip and i said no the one where he was curled up in a ball and and his and uh spencer's bush and you were like you were there and I was like yeah I was there I rode back in the truck
Starting point is 00:35:23 stayed the night on his couch you did not ride in the truck yes I did heart crack okay who was in the truck it was you me Zane and Spencer I didn't write back maybe it was a different truck I don't know but I do remember who drove I don't freaking remember you think I remember who's the one that doesn't remember then
Starting point is 00:35:45 all I remember Lena drove All I know is Zane was Well then You've probably No then I was in a different truck then You were probably there when they got there When I was just outside
Starting point is 00:36:00 Okay so it's probably a different truck But anyways I don't know I rode with somebody You're trying to call me out for not remembering Okay so maybe I don't remember It's okay It's okay to forget things Oh I would forget things
Starting point is 00:36:15 I gray out all the time. I don't think I've ever blacked out, but I definitely brown out or gray out? What is it? It's, I don't know. Whatever, either one. I'd say gray. Best part is when you learned the video of you,
Starting point is 00:36:29 or how you explained watching Zane, the moment you watched it. Boom. Boom. You explaining watching Zane blacking out. Yeah, it's hilarious. The moment of seeing the light leave his eyes was a surreal experience.
Starting point is 00:36:45 never seen happen to someone before was seeing the moment that the blackout happened it was crazy was his eyes just going like they just van it like well obviously his eyes didn't it was like it was so different it was like you were looking at a guy who's looking back and then he looked up and you were just like oh shit and then i'm looking at a guy that should the lights are on but nobody's home anymore somebody the guy went to bed and i'm just looking at the windows of his house It's like Zane was standing in like Somebody evicted him He was standing in the living room
Starting point is 00:37:18 Looking through the big glass pane window And then he took that final pull And then when he set it down And I looked at him Zane turned around and walked into the living room And I was just staring at the windows That's got to be so frightening To look at though
Starting point is 00:37:35 It wasn't like that It was kind of just more like He kind of was looking at me And then he like You're saying You've talked... It was different. You've talked to me when I was blacked out.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Yeah, you speak cursive, bro. He goes, like, what? Like, wow. That was amazing to dissect. You want to say that again? And you're like, what? What? That is amazing to die.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Okay, back to the story about pig. Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm fucking... So, he told me the other day. day. We're doing snow removal together. He goes you gotta watch me when it gets too cold. I'll puke.
Starting point is 00:38:20 What? He don't like the cold. Pig is like a huge puker. Like he pukes a lot because of any reason. So he's really like a queasy like light stomach kind of guy. Yeah. And if he, if he breathes in too cold air, it'll just puke. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know that was possible.
Starting point is 00:38:38 There's got to be a medical reason for that. i don't know maybe it's just i didn't even know that thing that was possible here we go and i go why do you do that he goes i don't know i just got to get that shit out of me the cold air yeah that's what that's what goes i don't know the bad shit there was one year i remember remember when at peru it was negative it was like the wind show was negative 30 almost yeah our door fro shut yeah our door fro shut i was sitting there picking it with a fucking butter knife yeah it was bad so i remember i was walking out to go to class or we didn't have class i did but like professors basically said even though we don't have class like i'm still canceling class
Starting point is 00:39:20 but pig had class and he goes all attempt to go he took maybe three steps out of our house and he just started yak and he goes i ain't going to class i'm sick i was like i'm going to class i ain't getting yelled at so i just looked up can cold air make you throw up and the first response was yes a cold no this one says a cold can make you feel nauseous from like nasal drip oh hold on here's a reddit post does anyone know why i gag and sometimes throw up when i go from a warm environment to a cold environment i've done this in my entire life ask doctors they have no idea when i get cold i gag and sometimes vomit it only happens when it's sudden temperature change i will admit that i am autistic i don't know if that has something to do with it i might have been going to
Starting point is 00:40:08 Go ahead and throw that in there. You got to think, though, like, if you go from a pool to a hot tub or a hot tub to a pool, your body goes in shock. Yeah. I wonder if it's the same thing just internal. That's got to be, yeah, because you go from a warm house to a cold. Yeah. I wonder if it's something, like, internal.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Someone said cyclical vomit syndrome? Okay, so, like, I've seen people. I've seen my friends, like, when, like, we get into, like, a whirlpool, like a cold tub, you know, after a workout, like, they can vomit from being, like, their body. your body goes in shock yeah like i can understand that but atmospheric air making you sick i don't understand that oh yeah i don't know i i think pig might just be autistic he might have written that yeah hold on it says mason what's the last name g e g mason gea g g g e g e g e g e g e g e g ee shout out pig that that guy's a different creature
Starting point is 00:41:08 He's built different. So, but I heard he almost threw up at the rail yard on the beer bike, didn't he? Oh, he did. Oh, he did. He did. Yeah, puked in a trash can. The guy goes, what are you doing? And he goes, isn't this what it's for?
Starting point is 00:41:22 A yellow shirt? No, just some random. Some random ass dude. Yeah, he goes, almost like the bouncer. Piglick, well, he walked out of the rail yard, like kind of by PBA. And I guess there's, like, trash cans there. So he just grabbed a hold of it, just brr. And then he just, and the dude.
Starting point is 00:41:38 walk right and goes, what are you doing? He goes, ain't this what it's for? And he's just walked off. It's freaking hilarious. What is? That was before the bike. Yeah, it was before. It was during the U.S. It was way before. Oh, you were pre-gaming.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, he was, he had been down at the railroads and noon. Yeah, and we got there maybe two or three, maybe. The game was a six. Yeah, it was cool. The game is at six and the beer bike was at nine. Yeah. So he'd been there for a while, because He goes, grab me.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Was he cold? Well, I don't know. He might have been cold, but I remember he looked at me and he goes. No, he was drunk. I said, I said, pig, I'm grabbing another one. Do you want one? He goes, yeah, give me this. I came back.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Hold it up, though. I came back with his drink. He goes, I'm going to need a minute. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, I'm not feeling good. And then he just, he walked around. He goes, I'm fine. And then he walked around for bed.
Starting point is 00:42:31 He goes, I'm not fine. And then he went to the trash can. You can always tell when pigs about a pew because he gets sweat droplets. Right on his forehead It's like It's similar And it was It was pretty chilly that
Starting point is 00:42:43 That day It was cold I was at the game And he was Sweeting like a hog Yeah when he When he's about to When he's about to peat
Starting point is 00:42:53 Like a rotissory chick Yeah he was When he's about to puke It gets he sweats more than the meat sweats Because whenever we'd go to McDonald's maybe he'd scarf down that food And he'd just be like Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:04 He's got He gets meat sweats Damn, dude. He'd get the sweats more than I would with the mom sandwich. You're like... You know, the hot sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, you would think you'd see him and someone would be like,
Starting point is 00:43:16 damn, dude, you'd have some crazy hot sauce or something? And he's like, McNuggets. McNuggets. Man, he would get his food and he'd just scarf that down before we'd even finish ours. And we're like, he goes, I'll wait until you guys are none. I'm like, God, Lee, dude, chill. So, I don't know. I don't think I was with you
Starting point is 00:43:38 I might have been with Ben I don't know when we were at the rail yard one time we witnessed someone that was like passing out I don't know if you were with me or not I think it might have been Ben or maybe Cam I don't know
Starting point is 00:43:54 might have been him drummond but we were standing in line to get beer and this kid walked over to the wall so so here's the concession or whatever
Starting point is 00:44:12 where you get the beer and the line is right here you're talking about into there's a guy standing here into gate 25 or the I don't know just one of the one of the not Longwells one of the outside just one of them
Starting point is 00:44:23 you're all right I was asking bro 16 Farroway so here over is the window yeah and there's a guy that's like doing wristband standing right here and the line is right here and this kid
Starting point is 00:44:35 walks up to the wall right here and backs his back up against the wall and i've heard the expression white as a ghost before and i never really thought much of it other than just like yeah they probably were pale this guy looked like an albino he was so pale i was like instantly i was like this guy is not well and he like just dropped like slid back like his back against the wall dropped like dead weight down and then kind of like popped back up again and he was so fucking pale dude and again same thing it he was not he his eyes were open but he wasn't he wasn't there he wasn't remembering any of this and i don't know if it was from too much alcohol or if he was like hot or you know some people just faint you know some people might have been twisted i've been pretty
Starting point is 00:45:31 drunk before and i've felt the color coming out of my face that's only happened a handful of times for me i don't know but like i had friends in high school that were like if they locked their knees or saw something gross on like a screen like they'll pass out no they'll pass out like i've been like super drunk but not blacked out and you know how you feel like just a wave of buzzing wellness like you feel like your like your blood just runs cold i feel like a demon just punched me in the face maybe i've never had that before Have you had that? I haven't had that.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Have you ever felt like a demon puncher in the face? No, I just get fuzzy. But. You guys are doing it wrong. So the bouncer, not bouncer. He's not doing it wrong. I'm telling you. So why do you think you're like that?
Starting point is 00:46:20 Who touched you? Where did he touch you? So, but. Dad. Right here, son. So the guy checking wristbands was right here. And he was like this. he had his arms folded and he like he looked and saw the kid that was fucking passing out over and over
Starting point is 00:46:41 and he like reached back and grab like a thing of water and then just like handed it to him and i got i got up to the wristband guy and i was like you're kind of over this aren't you and he's like yeah like he sees it all the time kind of thing yeah probably like i was almost in shock witnessing this and this guy was like annoyed by it and then some other i think a yellow shirt came over and grab the kid up and like hauled him out of there and i was like jesus christ i was like is that what alcohol poisoning looks like or is that kid probably or is that kid just i don't know severely dehydrated because i think it was like kind of early in the season so it's still hot hot probably both probably a mixture of both but when i saw that kid i was like so that's what
Starting point is 00:47:28 people mean when they say why does it go it's like jesus that kid zero color in I haven't been like that since my 21st maybe. Like my 21st, my brother put me through the ringer. He put me through like the five stages of hell in Lincoln. He took, he started me at Longwells. Then we went to Iggy's Duffy Sandys. So you started at the rail yard and then just jumped all the way over to O Street? Yeah, he made me walk everywhere too.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Jesus. And I remember we were at Duffies. No, we were at Sandys. And he ordered 20 shots. And he goes, 10 or vodka, 10 or tequila. You can't smell them. you just got to pick 10 i was like all right and he ordered and i took him and i was like wait wait wait wait he made you pick 10 shots yeah so he did 10 and i did 10 so he ordered 20 total
Starting point is 00:48:16 shots and he goes where at sandies that's what i said sandies on my 21st okay so but this was like and which stop was this is a second stop the second one okay so and i was yes yes but he did 10 as well okay so that that that doesn't make it any better i know i know i got a story of yes his 21st was spicy and i got videos for that for after the pot but anyway so i can't edit i took no i mean i mean you you you can you probably could there's a photo just me throwing up going back into the bar leaving the bar to throw out going back into the bar paying a pad charge each time so he um so he made me take no this isn't peru yes so he made me he made me pick ten
Starting point is 00:49:03 and I took 10 and I was like god dang it I took I took all tequila like well tequila and he goes it's okay I made them all 20 tequila because I thought it'd be funny I'm like oh god and then we went to duffy's Iggy's brass rail rail yard and he got you 10 fish bowls at duffies and we're like you got to drink all these so I and then the next thing I like I do I don't remember blacking out but I remember the next thing I remember I woke up we got a hotel room downtown and I think at the holiday end or whatever and the next thing I remember I woke up you go well i woke up in the bathtub oh and he goes this is the only time i take care of you i was like uh okay like i was puking like i was curled up like he was mad at you yeah he no he
Starting point is 00:49:46 wasn't mad he he was like he was like he understood what he did he got me fucked up on my 21st as anybody should but he said this is the only time i take yeah so basically like clean up after you because i was like puking in the toilet and like making sure in a hotel in a hotel room so basically he just like was taking care of me making sure i didn't die same thing his parents told us he goes just make sure he doesn't die on his 21st and we're like he let me stop breathing three times yeah as some not breathing no he's over exaggerating it but at one point he wasn't responding to us and we made an agreement like after the second time like we would take him to the hospital and the second time we're like hey he isn't responding and then finally like spencer he goes
Starting point is 00:50:26 i'm alive god damn it don't take me to the hospital i'm like and then he made us draw on him with a Sharpie, his body. And he made us put Trump as Trump is my daddy. And then we all signed it. And he passed out. And then I told him I'd take, I'd skip the class to make sure he was okay.
Starting point is 00:50:46 I walk out in the living room and he's got sunglasses on doing homework because he goes, my eyes hurt. So I'm put sunglasses on. It's like my eyes hurt. He took his sunglasses off and both of his eyeballs were gone. You got to tell Jake about the party bus. Oh, God. when we went to
Starting point is 00:51:03 wait so your 21st is over stories over now yes yes are we telling you the party bus the party bus the party bus the party bus is that your 21st no no the 21st was in Peru
Starting point is 00:51:16 this is a different bike I meant the party bus so this is a different story this isn't the party bike you were on this is yeah the one you were I just remember the story we were in college still I just remembered the story about the party bike
Starting point is 00:51:29 and then we're gonna tell your 21st sure here let's talk about his 21st okay let's just talk about his his okay so his 21st in peru the only bar in town okay we pick him up well we pick up his friends we drive there and he goes i want to do the 21 shot challenge i'm like okay that's fine whatever so he think we would order like his parents got us like all like six Vegas bomb something simple and then the town he's found out that it was 21st or buying him shots somebody bought him a vodka red bull shotgun so they filled it the rest with vodka and then he took it he shot in the red bull and then zach the owner decided to make him a cement mixer yeah i kind of know what those are yeah so it's lime juice
Starting point is 00:52:19 dead mexican goat yeah and then we made him so it's lime juice and then like some milk and then you swish it around and then it curdled up yeah and then we made him take a dead mexican goat which which is vodka, milk, and hot sauce in the bottom. What the fuck? Yeah. It's a shot you can order and pay for? Yeah, it's like an old, like an old timer shot. It hurt really bad.
Starting point is 00:52:43 So we knew he was fucked up. I had 24 shots. Yeah, 24 shots. So this is about shot 18. So what was, why did you take three more? Okay, so, no. So we decided to play a joke on him because we knew he was fucked up. I got to take three provisional.
Starting point is 00:52:58 So we told the bar. the girl to fill the shot with water and rem it with vodka so that way he could smell the vodka this is the last thing i remember from my 21st so then he took it and he goes that was it and we're like cheering like going along with the joke and we're like that was vodka do you not taste anything and he goes no we're like you're fucked up yeah we did it two times so like a fake shot there's just a water shot and then the third one we said all right fill it with every tequila you have every one of them because he thinks he's invincible he can't taste anything he goes bottoms up bitches and pulls it and he goes what you put in that and then i'm paying for shots and all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:53:43 i just hear outside Connor you got to get out there and so we'd go outside and he's just yakking he's puke project out puking everywhere wait can i just back up for a moment okay yeah go when you say he took every kind of tequila and a shot how is it like a just a shot it's a shot and they're just doing a little bit of every tequila they had and they just mixed it so it's just wells Jose quirovo a bunch of different stuff that they had and they just mixed it all together into a normal shot sure yeah and then his last one that he took the 24th one was the blowjob shot that was his last shot that he took oh and then i don't remember that yeah and then we drove back to the house he was
Starting point is 00:54:30 fucked up and he goes Connor drop drop me off and go to case we live like half like not even half a mile from Casey's and he goes go get it was in our backyard it was essentially in our backyard and he goes grab me a 15 rack of natty light I'm like alright fine even though you don't need it
Starting point is 00:54:46 but I'll go get you it and I go get it I come back he's bent over our front porch yeah he's bent over the rail puking and are just dead and he's bent over the rail just lifeless and so we're like let's take a group photo and so it was like 10 of us we took a group photo and people taking the photo were like you can't see his face and I was like okay I'll fix that and I pulled
Starting point is 00:55:09 up his face so that way I have the photo it's the greatest photo ever I want to see it's the best photo you might have to send that to me too oh I will it's the greatest photo fuck um of all time I have scroll it's a 2021 I have the story going while he's pulling No, but yeah, that's basically, and then so then he passed out, we put him on the couch, asked him if he was awake, wouldn't respond the first time, second time, finally he responded, juror on him, passed out on the couch. Thank you. It was a great birthday. Okay. Is yours empty?
Starting point is 00:55:46 Do you want to do a joint crack? All right. Here's the photo. Okay. So we took the group photo, couldn't see his face. Then I was like, don't worry, I'll fix it. oh my god i was lifeless mr george and then this is when we drew on his body and you don't remember any of this no he wanted us to draw on his body so we you see what his nipples
Starting point is 00:56:12 my god okay hold on i'll send all those to you heart crack that's the next morning What is that natural line? What is that noise? This is my favorite video at all time. Is it, is it, you can go, I'm 21. That means I could drink legally. It's my favorite. of all time.
Starting point is 00:56:50 My God. Yeah. Was that on the way to the bars? On the way back home from the bars. Oh. Oh. I don't remember that. It was a great night.
Starting point is 00:57:03 We celebrated hard. I celebrated hard every night. Every weekend. We? Yeah. Sounds like Spencer is all the minute. I don't know how much you are. So that was his 21st.
Starting point is 00:57:18 So you want to talk about the party? Yeah, you talked about it. When we went to O Street and you ordered me the 1942 shot and the waitress gave me a water. This was this, this year's, this year's, the one you didn't intend. The most recent one. The most recent one. That just happened. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Oh, I was pissed. She goes, I'm not getting him one. He doesn't look okay. And she goes, she handed him a water. And I ordered. And Connor goes, I know him. He's okay. Yeah, I was like, he's fine.
Starting point is 00:57:49 trust me like he may not look fine but he's here with us like he's present it's because i'm not going to give it to him so so conner's like who wants his hands it back i don't know whoosh yeah i don't know he gave it to someone i know you like just i think i gave it to will i just wait wait wait so you bought it so we went to yes he bought the would not hand it to him yes she got two one for me one for him right and she would not give it to me so connor just handed it back And I just turned around from the bar. She wasn't looking, and he just snagged it and just took it.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Are they $25? Yeah. Yeah. I spent a pretty penny that night on for him, so you're welcome, buddy. That was the only one you bought me. No. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:58:37 To Sandy's, I bought your El Creek Water. Oh. A $10. I honestly think El Creek Water sobers me up. Well, you have to do more than one. pitchers before you go out-and-out. Well, I don't know. But there's been times where I've been drinking,
Starting point is 00:58:54 hitting it kind of hard, and then we go to Sandys, and I'm like, I don't know if I want to keep drinking. And then I'll, like, have a couple cups of it. And I, like, almost feel better. I always, if I was out on O Street, I always start at Sandys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:09 And have some pitchers and then go out. Because it gets the night, because you feel fine when you drink it, but then as the night goes on, it settles in. because you got that ever clear and everything mixed in there. And, like, because when you're drinking it, you're like, oh, this isn't that bad. I don't know why people talk about it.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But then the more you drink it, it has a delayed effect, in my opinion. Maybe it's like the sugar and the orange juice kind of makes you feel more awake. I don't know. It kind of offsets it. I don't know. People don't go. In my opinion, I feel like people don't go to Duffy's as much unless it's like they're young, like 21, 22. No, I feel like
Starting point is 00:59:49 They're El Creek Water, I feel like I'm not going to chew my own horn here But I feel like they're El Creek Water is worse than what I make Oh, the Sterling El Creek Water? Yeah What's in that? It's squirts.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah, you got it. Oh, you almost can't say it. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's... A secret recipe. It's a... Connor. It's a Sterling. I had it, and it fucks my world up.
Starting point is 01:00:12 I had it one time, and I was like, I can't do this. I literally, it's insane. He showed me... Oh, you guys. You can, you would be able to, like, put some away without thinking you're drinking anything. Yeah. And then after.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Because it tastes so good. After about your, like, third or fourth cup, you're like, oh, my God. Your 10 sheets of the wind. Because it tastes so good, you keep pounding them. And then finally, when you go in for your fourth or fifth cup, whatever it is, you're drinking out of it. Little do you know, you've had 10 beers worth of alcohol. Yeah, probably more. It puts you, it puts you on your ass.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I can tell you what alcohol is in it What's in it Alcon 550 of vodka 750 of gin It's the kitchen scene Yeah You can put Everclear in it if you want If you really want to get spicy
Starting point is 01:01:01 I don't think you did did you No I never did Because it makes it Way too bad Shivered out of your spine Oh yeah It's not good Because you don't taste the
Starting point is 01:01:15 ever clear we're like god damn is it in there it's in there but yeah it's god damn is it in there it's a staple recipe it's good maybe some night we'll have to if we record it like maybe the hundredth maybe that's something the mini fridge uh provides is elk creek water cam and i had an idea for the hundredth to sit down and react to old episodes hmm that would that would be or or we won't i don't know no no no like you guys Like you put the monitor up there and then you just look back at them? No, we would do it better than we wouldn't do that. I mean, I could make it whenever.
Starting point is 01:01:53 I could make it in like a big jug. You mean the mini fridge will make it with a big jug? No, if we have a get-together. Oh, it gets together. I thought you meant the 100 pod. Yeah, I mean, I'm at the point now where if it doesn't snow, like, I have weekends off. Yeah. If it snows, I have days off.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I could make... I could make... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I want snow. I know. I know. My father was a drinker. My friend Spencer...
Starting point is 01:02:31 Donnie is a bit of a drinker. My friend Spencer was a drinker and a feed. You want to know how I got these scars. One night he wanted to drink 21 shots. But he's... She said 24, and that's how he got these scars. That's how he got these scars on his liver. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Yeah, you want to talk about, speaking of liver, you want to talk about, you remember when I was living in Beatrice, and you were supposed to come and golf with me and Carson, and you had to pull over at the Walmart. This is his come-to-Jesus moment when it came to drinking, and I'll let him explain it. No, it wasn't. For, well, okay, for me, it was. Okay, so this is like. Wait, it was your come-to-Jesus moment for him?
Starting point is 01:03:18 Yeah, so like, wait, wait, wait, okay, let me rephrase. It was the moment where I was like, okay, he's got to figure his shit out kind of thing. Because this is what happened. I asked him, this is when I was living in Beatrice when I taught at my last school, okay? I asked him and our buddy Carson that we went to college with. I know Carson. He knows, Borzikovsky. Yeah, he worked on the golf course.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Okay, okay, yeah. So we said, let's go golf in Vietnam. He didn't know he worked there. I didn't know. did probably oh yeah i did because okay okay okay okay okay okay so i said hey let's go golfing in beatrice okay cool i'll be there that's what he said so courtney was that what he said yes he said i'll be there so he was actually so cordonie i think drove drove with him or drum him or whatever and i was looking at snap map and i was like why is he at walmart maybe he's getting alcohol
Starting point is 01:04:08 and i called courtney i said hey where are you guys at like it's you guys have been at walmart for like 20 minutes she goes oh yeah we i took him to the hospital i'm like what are you talking about she goes he started puking up was it blood yeah started puking blood my god and i was like hey carson like he's in the hospital um he probably can't golf and i he probably won't make the tea time so i asked cordon i'm like what happened and i you may have to correct me because i wasn't in the doctor's office but they were like i don't remember what they said it's something corny would have to say but basically it was like your liver is not good.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Like, you have to stop drinking. And so they basically gave, like, four weeks of, like, you can't drink for four weeks. You have to take this medication. And, like, she told me that. And I looked at Bors, and I was like, he'll make it two days. And then he'll start drinking again.
Starting point is 01:04:57 But essentially, that's why he doesn't drink Natty Light as much. He drinks more, like, Coors Light. That's what we're drinking right now. Oh, fuck. It's just from his Natty Ice days in college when he drank Natty Ice. Probably. Yeah. So basically, he had a moment where it was, like,
Starting point is 01:05:12 I should probably like tone it down. But he didn't tone it down. He just found a light version of a beer instead of ice. So that's his way of toning it down. I remember telling my dad that and he goes, he goes, I bet you he made it two hours and he started drinking. I said, no. I think you made it to four weeks, though.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah, it was close. But that's the. Got to give that liver time to heal. That's what I. meant by that was a my version of his. Do you know the liver is the only organ in the human body that will heal itself? Regenerate. I teach health. I have to
Starting point is 01:05:50 note this. Oh, okay, my bad. But that's a cool, fun fact. I did not know. You do know. I know. You just said you knew. I know. I know. So you just lied? No, I do. On camera. No, I... Thank you guys all for watching. This has been a great episode that will have quality audio on at this time. Rest assured
Starting point is 01:06:08 because we do have the mics plugged in this time. I know that for a fact. done yeah it's an hour it's been an hour it's been an hour and you've only drinking half of that yeah because you made me good god man he was throwing up black um blood so um thank you guys all for watching spotify and apple podcast for audio only go ahead and hop over to ticot and subscribe subscribe follow whatever just posted a video today um i mean what can i say other than just it's the funniest ticot account i say except you're well Welcome.
Starting point is 01:06:44 You're welcome. With clips of your favorite podcast. Go ahead and like, subscribe, comment on YouTube. Until next time. Thank you guys all for watching. If you've got something... Should we do the cinnamon roll? Yeah, you want to do the cinnamon roll?
Starting point is 01:06:58 We did it with him. Until next time, if you've got a vice in your life that's threatening your health, take a break and then just cut it in half and do the light version of it. Or go to Warhorse. You got a, you got to, there we know. Is it soft in the middle? Is it soft? Take a bite.

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