Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 89: Who do you think you are? I am!
Episode Date: March 5, 2026In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Spencer Nolan and Jake sit down to play a game a Who am I? AKA "Headbands," AKA the game from that one scene in Inglourious Basterds. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code...:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11
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I actually don't know who no one is.
But you looked it up.
Yeah.
So, so you know.
So I have a reference sheet.
Yeah.
Actor?
No.
Okay.
Am I?
I was in Tis many.
You started with the layup and it threw me off.
I think so.
All right.
Welcome to the, so let's go there.
Podcast.
I'm Jake.
And I'm a grass.
Well, okay, so this is going to be kind of fucked up now.
Nolan graduated to Grass Daddy.
And normally when it's a Grass Daddy intro, I say, I'm Jake, that's Cam, and we are the Grass Daddies.
But this is going to be a little weird.
I'm Jake, and that's Nolan, who are Grass Daddy's.
Still in Player 3C.
We'll get over that eventually.
Yeah, I mean, you'll get there.
You still got to.
We'll get there.
the hierarchy of grass
to daddy grass
I don't know
culture is a different one
than that of the podcast society
does that make sense
no
so like you've ranked
so you've ranked up as a grass daddy
but I mean you're still kind of player three on the podcast
just
just because he's been here
the seniority
Got it.
For you audio only listeners.
It's also where you guys just chose to sit down with you came in.
It was true.
Brought our own seats and sat down in them and I ended up here.
I was just trying to make a reasoning for it.
And if you couldn't tell by that giggle,
if you're listening to audio only,
the player in the second plate speed plot that we're referring to.
That we're referring to is Spencer McClellan.
Welcome back for another rousing episode.
of GDIT
What would you consider yourself?
You're a concrete daddy
I mean you're not even in the same realm anymore
No, I don't even do grass
I know
You're not at grass
You know
Well I'm sure you do grass
Occasionally
Well
Synthetic grass
In gummy bear form
I mean
Tear it up
Would you consider yourself
A concrete daddy
I don't know
Probably not.
Okay.
Would you agree that setting up for the waste management would graduate you from grass cousin to grass daddy?
Probably, yeah.
I mean, it's almost, he showed me some things that I was like.
He's earned the role.
He's earned the name.
So, I mean, putting up with those people.
Those people.
Putting up with the gentleman on our.
team. I mean, I heard. I feel like I earned it. Are you still referring to big techs,
aka DTM? I didn't throw names out there. No, but I mean, we talked about this on the last episode.
Yeah. So if people don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. And we could give you a
a crash course right now, but we just spent two hours talking about it. Oh, no, who's calling?
Who is this? By the way, um,
Usual suspect, Ben, is not here right now.
He probably would be recording with the fellas on a Friday night.
Rest in peace.
He's on IR.
He's on IR.
At least out eight weeks.
I hope not.
He is on IR because he had a little incident at work where he slipped and fell on some ice and fucked up as kneecap.
So maybe we can get him on the horn at some point.
See you get a little check in.
See how he's doing.
Biddle bed, you know.
Yep.
Hopefully he's in the circulating ice tub.
He's hooked up to life support right now.
Yeah.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
It was ugly.
Lots of blood.
Like, okay, God.
But hopefully he'll get into rehab soon, you know, get onto the hot tub treadmill, you know, the underwater treadmill.
Ooh, hot ice.
Hot ice.
Hot ice.
Sodium acetate trihydrate?
Yes.
Do you actually know what I'm talking about when I say that?
I can probably break down like the chemical compound.
It's a thing called Hot Ice.
Have you seen Rookie of the Year?
No.
Oh.
Well, then never mind.
I'm talking about a chemical.
Well, two different wave links over here.
Clearly.
Brickma?
Never mind.
Anyways, we had a plan to play a game.
Actually, Spencer brought this up to me,
and I actually do love this game and have played it before, but not on the pod.
I always wanted to play it on the pod.
So I'm excited for us to do this.
This will be a fun game.
for audio-only listeners,
you'll be able to play along
because you won't be able to see
on our foreheads.
Probably even the people watching
won't be able to see,
but I'll probably edit in
on the lower third or whatever.
Who we are?
Because the game we're playing is
Who Am I?
Or headbands, I guess.
Basically, like the scene from
Inglorious bastards
where they stick a name
on their forehead
that someone else writes
and you have to
ask yes or no questions.
and figure out who you are.
We're playing on and playing that.
Hey, hang on here.
Can you see in that mirror?
I cannot.
I definitely can't see myself.
I hope not.
I definitely can't see myself.
It'll be a little cheat code you got going on.
I will be taking notes on my computer probably,
because as we get going,
I'll probably get a little bit layered up
and I'll need help remembering my questions.
But I'm pretty sure the camera can see my screen.
what you're looking at right now is just the audio being recorded and you'll be able to see that I'm not pulling up a camera or anything so if there's any cheating feel free to shout it out in the comments if you catch me red-handed but before we get this underway do we need to I mean I already know what we need to do I think it's just about time that we do it Jesus Christ we're back this fucking USB is so loose on no pause on this power brick
that it is like you look at it and it will come unplugged.
So we just unplugged our audio.
But we're back.
And God damn, if there's ever a time I needed a drink, it's right now.
So please would you open up that mini fridge and see what's inside.
Oh, I'm seeing.
Good.
God, damn.
What's in there?
I see a few BBC's.
What is that?
We got a buzz ball.
We got a buzz ball.
Wait, hold on.
Pull them out.
Pull them out with each other in the groups of three.
You're splitting up teams.
We got cut water.
What's going on?
What is, what is it?
We got cut water.
I see it.
It's a 3v3 right now.
What is it?
It's a 3v3 BBC's first you and me.
Oh, are there beatboxes in there too?
And teams are getting split up.
Yeah, there is.
Oh, we've got all the ingredients for BBC's.
Is that an excited or scared?
Both.
Both.
Perfect.
It's right where I want you.
We've got all the makings here.
To make BBC's, I guess where you'd need cups to put them in...
Oh, I actually...
That's perfect.
I actually do have cups right down here that we can use to mix these.
What?
I don't know, do you guys want lids and straws, or do you just want to...
Are you guys gonna want ice?
No, they're cold.
Okay, do you want straws and lids?
It's perfect. I just happen to have three cups.
What did you get over there?
Strawberry.
Yeah.
Some strawberry.
Can I get the strawberry reader?
Yeah, what do you guys like?
I like the red.
Jake, this will go good together.
This is green apple.
I'll take the green apple.
I'll take that.
I'm going to...
So, so, okay, so for those of you that are just listening to us going...
Oh, I just...
What we're...
Oh, I got.
Fuck.
What we're doing here is about to create BBC's.
Did you get alcohol in your eye?
No, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You got a buzz ball on the eyeball.
That's an eyeball buzz.
That's a buzz.
The BBC's due facial.
Beware.
Well, since we're only doing one, heart crack.
There's a wheeze.
I'm starting with the cut water.
It seems just...
You do this.
Seems only right.
Spencer's just going all right down the...
Burns, man.
Oh, the buzz ball and your eyeball?
It's just alcohol.
So we got a BBC, for those of you that don't know, is a cut water, a beatbox, and a buzz ball.
Mix it all together.
That looks like my piss after I get them drinking.
Oh, hohohoho.
So through in the cut water, threw in the buzz ball,
and the beatbox is actually the mixer
because it's the lowest level of alcohol
is that
does that smell strong?
Can I have a straw for mixing purposes?
Yeah, I might need to mix it.
I might just look more full than mine.
Mine looks more full than yours, I mean.
What are you talking about?
It looks exactly the same.
All right, so here we go, down the hatch.
Dude, it's not.
Look, hold on, no, my, whatever.
It is the same.
Look at the colors.
It's so pretty.
Mixy, mixy.
Gotta make sure that mixer gets in there, you know.
Don't want to.
Have you guys ever had this before?
No.
Have you ever wanted to?
No.
Do you still, do you want to now?
No.
That tastes like an Uber ride home.
Oh.
That tastes like a, like a couch sleep.
It tastes like a really angry.
girlfriend in about an hour.
Gentlemen.
It's a lot of very strong
alcoholic liquid, but here we go.
Why is it spicy?
There's a pretty good chance that I
don't finish that by the end of this pot.
There's so much
peach over here and I don't taste any of it.
What is it taste like?
Like gas.
Gas lane.
Can I bring in?
I try to split the F.
Can you what?
Can I bring in some other liquids that I may have provided as a chaser to this?
You need a chaser?
Yeah, dude.
Do you want to try mine?
Mine's pretty good.
No, I don't want to try yours.
It's going to be just as bad, but in a different flavor.
Well, the chaser is...
I mean, that's not that bad.
It just...
You guys want to play a game?
Yeah, I want to play a game.
So...
Mom didn't raise no bitch.
So this is the one.
words.
Write a name.
We're gonna, we each have pens.
Wait, do we read our name, the name on our forehead or?
What?
Give me a sticky note.
Welcome to the Grass Daddy's podcast.
I'm gonna write, so you wanted to do something for me.
Yeah, I got a good one for you.
So I'm gonna write a name on here.
Yep.
And you're gonna stick it on your head, Spencer.
you're going to write something on there
and he's going to stick it on his head
I go to Jake and you're going to give me head
so yep
I guess I probably should have been thinking about this head at home
yeah me too
I got two names in mine but
but you want to save him for me
no
I just
you just want to wait
some of the listeners might not know
the one
no one would
you would
well that's what matters
that's all the matters
I guess, yeah, the viewers can't really play along with someone they don't know.
Yeah, that is true.
Like someone of a friend of ours.
But like if it's a celebrity or someone like that.
I got mine for you.
Okay, hold on.
I got to think of something quick.
Here we go.
I don't, um, um, um, I don't, um, I'm going to see it in a second.
I don't know if you'll get that.
I don't get the joke.
Okay.
That's all right.
I don't know why.
But I got.
So.
Here's yours. You can't see through that, can you?
Ah, ah! That's why I'm holding my palm
behind it. You're palm in it like a...
I'm palming it.
Like a card cheat.
Sure. What were you thinking?
Nothing. Okay.
Should we go eyes closed as we try to
pinnangle these in our hats? That's no way to be a little hard.
No, if you get it, just grab it, just grab it and like put it up so you can't see.
So I have to...
Just look away.
Like, I guess I'm just doing exactly...
Right now, your name is facing me.
Oh, my stickies on the top, though.
I fucked that up.
No, that's okay.
Is it upside down?
No, no, no.
Is mine right?
Yeah, it's angled right, yeah.
Like, you can see it.
I can see it.
Okay, I'm going to put it right here.
Can you see mine?
I can see yours.
I wrote yours.
Who am I?
I wouldn't even need to see it.
Who am I?
That's a good first question I asked.
You're lared up.
Not yet.
I had to loosen them.
All right.
Can you still see mine?
Son of a bitch.
You see me?
Oh, there we go.
This burns so good.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
I know who you are, though.
You do know who I am.
Yeah, so does Jake.
Jake knows who you are.
Okay.
Spencer, you had the game.
You had the idea for the game.
This shit is strong.
you start us off with the first round we'll go
clockwise, counterclockwise
Well
I don't mind
Let's just keep going this day
You're right over there a little buddy
For now
All right
You just want to go this way
Yeah we'll go counterclockwise
Go first
Am I a man
Yes
Yes you are
Am I alive?
Yes
You are
Am I above the age of 40
I don't think so
I can look it up
I'm gonna guess
Yeah
I would guess
No
I think no but I'm gonna look
Sorry my computer is really slow
You got your little notes going over there
Oh I thought you were just writing them on the table
For a second I didn't see the sticky note
You are under the age of 40
Yep
So that passes on then
Wait that wasn't a yes or no question
What did you wait what did you say am I under
Am I above the age of 40?
And the answer is no, so it was on.
Okay.
Okay.
Am I male?
Yes.
Jots down, yes.
Oh my God, I already have heartburn.
Am I known because of Hollywood?
No.
No.
You wish you were, but no.
Okay.
My turn.
Am I a male?
Yes. You are. Am I in the state of Nebraska? Currently, probably not. Currently probably not. Okay. Yeah. There's a high probability that's no.
That was my way of asking. It's not a hundred percent, but it's like, that was basically my way of being like, is this like our inner circle or friend group or someone we worked with or work. So I got to know.
Okay. Am I famous?
Yes.
Yes.
My famous because of a movie?
Nope.
No.
Am I famous?
No.
No.
Male, not in Nebraska.
Am I a celebrity?
Yes.
In the right crowd.
No, you're definitely a celebrity.
You're a celebrity.
Am I an athlete?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here we go.
I'd say so.
I guess we should have put down like prizes or whatever for who gets done first.
It's just bragging rights.
Yeah.
Bragging right at this point.
Did I play?
So I'm a, I'm a professional athlete.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
There was hesitation on that.
By technicality, you are.
By technicality.
Yeah.
Would the technicality be like, well, this sport doesn't really like require athleticism?
You're not athletic.
Does the sport, let me put it in a question so it's, so it's legal.
Yeah.
Is my sport generally considered to need athleticism?
Yes, I would say, yeah.
But not as much as others, yeah.
Okay.
Yes, but not as an incentive as other sports.
Am I not a football player?
You're not a football player.
No.
So that's a yes.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Am I not a baseball player?
You're not a baseball player.
Yeah.
I could technically cheat my way to.
You could.
You could.
Okay, am I, I, I'll just say, am I a golfer?
You are.
Yes.
Here we go.
Shit.
Am I white?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why were you hesitant?
You are.
To my knowledge.
Am I?
Did we see this golfer at the waist,
management we did am i scotty sheffler no okay here we go okay
how'd you know you're white because you said yes when i said am i white i was looking for the
hands i know what you were looking for i've been you tried to bait me into that last episode and i
avoided it but so am i an athlete yes yes say yes
Technically, I'm going to give you a hint.
I'll say it this way.
Well, no, I won't.
You were an athlete.
That's what I was going to say.
So former athletes.
Yes.
So that's a pretty big hint.
There's a lot of retired athletes.
There's a lot.
But basically, yeah, you were an athlete.
Still probably athletic.
But by your question of athlete, you probably meant, like, do I play a sport?
Technically, no.
So there you go.
Did it play football in the NFL?
You did?
Yes.
Were they a running back?
No.
So do we know this person?
Yes.
Okay.
Am I known for drinking?
Yes.
Yes.
Down to like two people.
Am I real?
You're real.
Yeah.
But by some of your antics, I would say no.
That's what I'm saying.
No, you're real.
You're real.
I don't know who we know that's not real.
That is true.
This guy's not real.
That's what I meant by that.
Yeah, it's not.
He's real.
They're all real.
Do we frequently hang out with this person?
I think I have my answer.
You know who it is.
Do I have a speech impediment?
No.
All right.
No, but you.
You do struggle to read out loud.
Okay, my turn.
Fuck, that actually muddies the waters.
Really?
Struggles to be out of.
Just mull that over for a little bit.
You'll probably get there.
All right.
I'm on the PGA tour.
Yeah.
Well, not live slash PGA.
Oh.
That's not what I meant.
You're a professional golfer.
What I meant was like,
because we saw Michael Phelps
Oh yeah
I didn't know if there was a technicality there
Well I wouldn't say
We said that you're a professional
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
You're our golfer
Wait wait wait
So you're not Michael Philbs
You're known for being a golfer
Wait I'm white
But you hesitated for a second
Because you think I might be from a different country
Well but you probably know
I might not know
I don't think I'd put something down
I got a good question I got a good question
Did I take a picture of this
golfer yes
did I send you a picture
I don't know what you sent me
so that's an I don't know hold on
I'm gonna guess I'm I SEPstraka
you're not Sipstraka oh I thought
because of the banana picture you'd
you put SEP that was a good picture
so I'm not Scotty I'm not SEP
alright go ahead that's yeah
I'm sorry I don't really remember like everything you sent me
all right
Struggle Sourriena
I don't want to say this
Did I play on the offensive side of the ball?
Yes.
Oh, he's narrowing it down.
He is narrowing it down.
Is that a wide receiver?
You are not?
No.
Start going through the...
That was one in ten guesses, or one in eleven guesses.
Go ahead and guess I at the beer Olympics.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, now I got to remember who was at the fucking beer one.
Well, not really because he wasn't there.
Okay, I'm trying to decide if I should ask him.
Yeah, but by knowing who was there, I know who wasn't there.
This is true, but we do know a lot of people.
We?
Like, mutually know a lot of people?
Technically, he said, do we know this guy?
Do we, can I rephrase that then?
Do we all know this guy?
Yeah, okay.
Am I American?
Wait.
I believe so.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, I look it up, yes.
Okay.
You looked it up.
Yeah.
Because you were unsure?
No, because when no one, when you asked if you were white and no one.
The only reason I was confused about that was because, honestly, prior to waste management, I didn't know Tony Feene out was black.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, you are American.
Born in the United States.
Anybody that knows golf, it was probably a pretty sure yes to being white.
I was just, well, I can't decide.
I don't know any more clarifying questions that I could do other than just guessing names.
So I guess I'll just keep guessing names.
Maverick McNeely.
No.
Good guess, though.
Very good guess.
And here, since I backtracked on a question, I'll let you.
Oh, I know who it is.
You 100% did take a picture of this guy.
I know who it is now.
Yeah.
I know who it is now, so get your questions out.
He would have liked Spencer's drink
Did I play quarterback?
No
It's getting easier to drink now isn't it
As a beat of sweat rolls down my forehead
From this
To read out loud
Don't dwell on that too much
You said think about it
No
I did tell you to mull it over
But I was kind of just joking
You've probably never heard this guy read out loud
Ask more clarifying questions
Have I seen him recently within the last, I don't know, recently?
I don't think so, no.
That should narrow it down a lot.
Should.
In person?
No.
I'm Ricky Fowler.
You are Ricky Fowler.
Hey, Ricky Fowler.
The meme picture that you all saw in the last episode, if you didn't, go back and scroll to, I don't remember when, and find it.
We narrowly snapped a picture of Ricky Fowler.
It was very clear, not narrowly, yeah, it was a great picture.
Well, I mean, it was so, yeah, it was a really good picture.
You could very clearly see Ricky Fowler.
I asked one of those, I actually asked one of those guys with like the $30,000 lenses that you can like zoom in on the moon and see the flag.
Oh.
To take the picture.
So like, you can see his nose here.
I didn't know that.
I thought that you took that.
Well, I did, but I borrowed.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So go look at our last podcast.
You can count the blackheads on that dude's nose.
Yeah.
did they play in the NFC?
No.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what that team is.
Yes, yes, 100% you did.
Yes, you did.
Wait.
No, 120% you did.
Absolutely, you don't even have to look it up.
You did.
But you played the NFC.
I want to.
Nope, he played in the NFC.
I can't read lips.
You played in the NFC.
I can't read lips.
at one point in your career you played in the NFC
so that also means did he
oh my god I don't I don't want to I don't want to
I might give a little bit of the way
did he also at some point play in that
well he just said that
because I said at one point in your country
yeah played at both
AFC NFC NFC oh he did play in both
because I don't okay so
you played in both conferences down in any
yeah that honestly kind of hurts you
honestly it kind of hurts just knowing
you're a retired NFL player
That's because there's so many.
And there's so many that played in both conferences.
You played in both.
I think I have a guess on who it is.
I would say a guess about their personality.
Is it gronk?
Yes.
Yeah.
It is.
I thought you were going to get this first.
Am I Zane or Cam?
Yes.
Am I Zane?
No.
No.
Yes.
Very good.
Very good.
All right, now I think we go the other way around.
So I'll write for Nolan.
I love this game.
This game is so fun, yeah.
I played this once with Cam and Bailey and Lena.
I gave Cam Grimmis when it was in like the height of that grimacee shit.
Yeah.
Did you ever watch my Grimmishake video?
Yeah.
I'm writing for him now.
Yeah.
I'm writing for Jake.
Can I ask you if I should do this name real quick?
Sure.
I can read lips.
I can read lips.
The one I just, the one at the bottom?
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
He's going to do Gronk again.
That's kind of fun.
It's kind of fun.
Wait.
How's everyone doing tonight?
So do we have to pick a living person?
You can pick someone who's dead, but they have to be like,
they have to be or have at some point been a real person that we probably know.
So like the parameters we set up before is like you can't do like Ronald McDonald.
But if it's like a famous enough, you, you would get it.
Like a famous enough person that you would know would work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like as long as they're a real person.
Like you can't do master chief or Barney.
Oh, God damn.
I know.
What?
do master chief.
I mean,
I'm not going to spell any secret.
All right.
Once again,
I'm struggling to come up
with something.
I got one.
I'm going to turn up
the difficulty a little bit for you.
Well,
he's about to see in a second.
He ain't getting that one.
He ain't getting that one.
Spencer?
Yeah.
Okay.
He ain't getting this one,
Nolan.
I'm not getting it.
I'm not getting it.
No.
You think it's hard?
Yeah.
I'll see.
Hold on.
I got to come up
with one for Nolan.
You don't think?
You think he's getting that?
No, I mean, it's, it's going to be hard.
You're going to have to take the, take precedence on a lot of these questions.
Oh, oh, I got a good one for Nolan.
Do you just rip ass?
No, I burp.
That was a burp?
Yeah.
Are you sure that wasn't an anal cough?
I'm a hundred percent positive.
You'd smell it.
All right.
That quick?
They hit hard.
Don't look.
I didn't.
I swear to God, I didn't.
God.
You're not fun to play games with.
I just lost.
He did.
Indeed, he did lose.
He's on his fucking Snapchat right now.
Should we take...
No, I'm not.
Should we do a side bet?
Should we do a side bet?
No, I'm going to lose again.
No.
Let's do a side bet.
Who do we think gets first?
You guys think I'm going to get last?
Let me see.
You think I'm going to get last?
Do you know who that is?
No.
So you definitely know who it is.
Hang on.
I'll just look it up on my phone.
You know who it is.
How hard?
Like, is it a...
I'll wait to my question.
Yeah, maybe you should...
How hard is it?
Maybe, I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know how...
Oh, never mind.
I know.
Right.
You don't...
I don't know how you operate.
Just know that it's someone
you wouldn't recognize their name
if you, I guess, don't know who they are,
but you would recognize their face.
That's your hint.
That he just gave you.
All right.
Who's starting?
Can I have a...
Jake, you start this time.
Yeah, I crumbled up my notepad.
Jake, you start.
Am I a male.
Yes.
Here we go.
You sure are.
Starting it off right.
Am I a female?
No.
An actor.
Yes.
Yeah.
At some point, yes.
An actor.
Am I not normally an actor?
No.
That's not what you're known for, technically.
You've acted.
You've acted, but that's not what you're known for.
That's the worst.
When it's like a celebrity appearance,
in a movie that's not normally an actor.
Yeah,
you're not known for you.
I made a cameo in a movie once.
Don't tell him what he's known for.
Yeah,
you're not known for.
Yeah,
you're not known for acting,
no.
But like I made a cameo.
I don't know how many times,
but a movie,
you know how many movies I've seen.
A movie I have seen you were in.
Okay.
But not known for moving.
Okay.
Movies.
That doesn't help you.
This isn't a movie you think of seeing.
Did you write down my actor's name?
Yes.
You didn't write down like a character's name.
No, no.
No, this is his real name.
That's the name you're no by.
It's his real name.
Sorry, I got away with a couple extra questions.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
All right.
Oh, you were done?
Yeah.
I got a no.
You got a know.
Because no was, I said am I primarily known for being an actor?
And the answer is no.
All right.
No one.
I mail.
Yes.
You are?
Mail.
I love the note taking.
Mail?
Famous?
Yes.
Yes.
athletic
known for athletics
professional athlete
not a professional athlete
am I a male
yes
should we make a rule
we can't do females
at this point I mean
sex is head man
all right
am I famous
it's time to play sexist
who am I
where you're not allowed
to pick women
because who would
who am I not
am I not a woman
am I
am a woman
get a good one
What if you just guessed it?
Have I been in five plus movies?
God damn
That's a really hard question
Yeah
It's kind of like me
Don't spice it up
Just ask
I know you've been in movies before
But I wouldn't be able to tell you
Off the top of my head
Without looking at it
Yes I've been in a movie
You've been in a movie
And a sequel to that movie for sure
I'm not even sure what
What that is
Yeah
You've been in movies
Okay.
The male actor.
I'm not an actor.
No. Wait, you're still going.
Wait, I thought you got to know.
No.
Oh, wait, we got it.
It's an I don't know.
Yeah.
It was an I don't know.
What does that consist of?
Just keep going.
All right.
Was I famous for being an athlete?
Yes.
I would say yes.
Yep.
Was I famous for playing basketball?
No.
Nope.
Am I?
an athlete that was seen in this movie.
Wait, what?
You're an athlete.
You weren't an athlete in the movie?
No, no, no.
But like you said, like I have actor written down, but I'm technically not an actor.
I was in a movie, but I'm not known as an actor.
So I was an athlete acting in a movie.
No.
As an athlete, got an extra.
Yeah, you were an athlete.
That's what you're known for being an athlete.
Was I a basketball player?
No.
Okay, I thought maybe you were a guess in that because you put that for me.
Now.
Now. Was I an actor?
Yes.
Actor.
All right.
I wouldn't say was.
What to do.
What to do.
Actor, actor, not was.
Meaning is.
Was I, or, was I an actor?
Like, let me ask.
Am I in my acting prime?
Like, where my movies know for.
I would, I would say.
I would say.
possibly.
Like for example,
like,
think about it this way.
Leo was in his prime
probably in like the 2010s,
right?
Well,
2000's,
that's such a,
that's okay,
bad question.
No,
no,
no.
It's just a hard one
because actors can come and go
and then you think
they're in their prime
and then never make another movie.
That's such a,
you know,
I can't think of the word.
It's hard to say.
Convaluted?
Not convoluted.
Um,
subjective.
Okay.
That's such a subjective question because some people may think you,
you know,
some people may think,
Denzel was in his prime when he did
Training Day, but some people may think he was in his
prime when he did fucking...
Or Morgan Freeman. You know, it's
these guys, it's tough to say.
So to answer your question... Have I been in a movie
like a very prominent movie
this decade within the last
five, six years? I honestly don't know.
Yeah, I... Hang on.
I think it's yes.
Show him the movie
for him to be the subjective determiner
of whether or not it was prominent. I would just tell you
this. No.
knowing that you don't know very many movies, I picked one specifically that, that would
Okay. Technically he was in a movie. If you have to throw a technically out there. Well, no, not technically, but like we've,
2023. Okay. This movie that I know that you picked, all right. The movie that you picked my actor based
off of, was it in the 2010 to 2019, like the 2010s era? Probably. This one?
Yes
So it was in the 2010 to 2019
Yes
Was it a comedy movie?
Yes
Comedy movie
Write that down
Write that down
No notes
All right
Judging off of recent conversations
Was it horrible bosses
Yes
Was it one of the main
Three characters
It was
Yes
Was it the funny one
They're all funny
Was it the funny
Yes
Am I Charlie Day
Yes
All right
I can't
me too many clues. I felt
I felt bad because
I knew I was going to lead you down a rabbit hole of
I don't think you gave me too many. I think that was
perfect. I don't know because I felt bad when
you were like, and when I'm in my acting
prime, it's like, fuck.
I picked this actor based on an inside joke
conversation we had and I know like none of his
movies other than the one we talked about.
What movie was again in 2023?
Mario bro. He was a voice. Yeah, I would have never.
You know what I mean?
and there's one more
I would have only known
there's another one in
2023
and so he was in
in 2023s
Mario Bros and
Fool's Paradise
yeah
I was
I was
I was why I felt
kind of bad
so I was like
oh fuck
I have no
other knowledge
of his movies
other than the
one we talked about
all right
all right
it's between me and you
buddy
famous movie
did I play NFL
no
God
Did I play NFL?
No.
They play baseball?
Nope.
I know this person.
No.
I don't know this person?
How would I guess?
Personally no.
No, personally no.
Do you know of him?
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't play basketball.
I didn't play NFL.
I was in a movie.
Was I in a sports movie?
You'd have to look at it.
I don't know.
movie that I know him in? No. No. Not a sports movie. But if you want to look it up, I don't know.
No. That's a good day. That's a good day everyone.
Okay. Was I in a comedy? The genre of the movie wouldn't be comedy, but there's like
comical scenes. I wonder if I think of the same movie. Just say no and you can go. It wasn't a
primarily comedy movie. Okay. It was just like there was a funny character. To help you, it's true,
from movies.
Oh.
Yeah.
Or if you have seen the movie and you can guess the genre of the movie, it'd be pretty telling, I think.
So I acted, but not necessarily in movies.
I don't know.
Is that what you were saying?
I know you from a movie.
So I don't know.
That's the only.
I know you from a movie.
Okay.
I got some more questions loaded up.
Was they in the WWE?
Yes.
Yes.
It's moments like those where I'm like, where's the mirror.
am I the rock?
No
Was I in like a show?
Yeah.
Because if I didn't act in a movie.
I mean technically, because you were on like live TV on like the today show type shit like that.
Oh my God.
Like a talk show.
What?
I would say like more like a talk show type thing.
So technically.
When I was on this talk show was I talking about like the sport I played?
I mean, yeah
You were on there for different reasons
I'll ask this, do I play in obscure sport?
Like wrestling, bowling?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Look at them, I don't know a lot about your character.
Have we talked about this person before?
Maybe, I don't know, maybe.
That's an I don't know.
I can tell you, I'm just telling me.
I mean, we might have hit,
I can say very confidently, you and I have never discussed this person.
I know, but that's the thing.
A lot of this game is like, is kind of inside joky.
You know what I mean?
I mean, or something that you think.
There could be like an inside joke about this and you, about him and you that I'm thinking and no one's overthinking.
Right, right, right.
Okay, obscure sport, obscure sport.
So when I think obscure sport, I think.
You said the obscure.
board. I'll give you that. I did? Yeah. Am I a bowler? No. God. George. You don't know any bowlers. Why would I ask that? Um,
oh my God. Am I John Tina? Yes. Am I a wrestler? Yeah. Okay, so we got two wrestlers out here.
The movie that I might have been in. Don't think of that. Just go away from the movie. A show that I might
No, go away from that.
But I acted.
But you said I acted.
Did you mean I acted as a wrestler?
Because, like, wrestling is acting?
Yeah, yes, yes.
That's what you meant?
Yeah.
In the movie, I'm thinking of you.
No, no.
But I'm in a movie?
You're in a movie, but you do not act as a wrestler.
Don't think of the movie.
Think of wrestling.
Just start just start guessing wrestlers.
Oh, I wouldn't.
It's up to you.
I would go other ways with a wrestler.
A very famous one.
Am I the Rock?
No.
Hulk H.
No.
Triple H.
No.
The big show.
No.
Randy Orden.
No.
Ray Mysterio.
Think of a wrestler that you could relate to.
The Great Collie.
No.
He was in movies.
That is close.
You're getting warmer with that one.
Goldberg.
No.
He was in movies.
When I say, when you finally get this, you'll be like.
He relates to me?
In a sense of...
Do you think he relates to me?
I know where he's coming from, but no.
Yes, he does.
Is it Logan Paul?
No.
God, no.
God, no.
You relate to him relative to how you relate to, like, me and him in our friend group.
Like, what you are to us is what he is to the entire world.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Basically.
What?
What am I to you?
I don't know. What are you, what are you that we're not?
Who do you think you are?
Yeah.
No, that's a polar, George.
P. Weber.
Um, I mean, I'm not also John Cena, am I?
No.
Okay, okay.
Um, oh, um, Rick Flair?
No.
Andre.
Yeah.
Andre the Giant
He was in Princess Diaries
I don't know what else he was in
That's what I meant
Princess Diaries is with it
Attaway
What am I talking about?
Yeah
That was the movie I've seen
And I was
I was more thinking
Along the lines of how you can
Just crush a beer
And how he could just
And I'm giant
Yeah
All right
Give me a noteie
Are we doing the third round?
Oh fuck yeah
We've only been going
going for 40 minutes.
You just want to be done with that, don't you?
I don't want to finish it.
Sorry.
You don't have to finish it.
I'm sorry.
That one was bad.
No, no, no.
That wasn't bad.
I thought about giving you Charles Haley, but then I was like, you probably won't remember
that combo.
I don't remember it.
Of the guy with the giant dick.
Anyways, here we go.
Are we going now?
Are we going other way again?
You don't have to finish that, by the way.
You can drink beer if you want.
I got beer.
I got beer.
I got beer.
Do you want, I got Bush.
Shout out of James Durberg.
I got Bush Light.
You want Bush Light?
I got Bush Light.
Or you can drink your PBRs.
Whatever you want.
It's, you're the one that wants it.
I'm drinking my extra large fountain drink.
I don't know about you guys.
I'm, I'm destroying this thing.
Yeah, Andre the Giant style.
Hey, Nolan, no one, no one.
What are you going to have my?
I just don't drink liquor.
Uh, I just don't.
Me neither, but watch.
I got no one's.
Oh, that's for me.
Sorry.
Did you see it?
No, I swear to got it.
I thought you were leaning over.
No.
Okay.
We're going this way.
You got Jake again.
Jake got me.
Jake, what do you got for me?
Don't look.
No, I'm trying to find.
What's the way is the sicky part?
You're holding it.
There you go.
This is the part.
This is the part of the show where we really enjoy this show.
Oh, no.
What?
I got to pee.
Go pee.
I got to get beer.
You got to get beer.
Let's do an intermission.
This is the one you gave me
We're doing an intermission
Alright
We're back
We took a little hiatus there
You're handing it to me right side up right
Yeah
Nolan had to pee
Uh
Yeah
Uh
Buzzballs are
You're gonna have to take the lead
A lot of his questions probably
So
Okay
That's fine
Wait so you gave me a character
That he knows more about
What?
What is this?
It's fine.
Go.
You go first.
I want to hear this.
Me?
Yeah.
Well, first of all, am I male?
Yes.
You are?
Good point.
Am I an actor?
No.
God, no.
I hope not.
You'll be a really bad actor.
All right.
Am I male?
It doesn't.
It's still hard.
Am I male?
Still hard to drink.
Look at me?
Yes.
You are.
Oh, God.
Don't let it full.
Oh, God.
Where's Ben?
We've got to get him on the horn at some point.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Am I famous?
Yes.
You waste all my stif.
My an athlete.
You are?
You were.
Previous.
Potential.
I mean, I would argue still.
You were an athlete.
You were an athlete, but.
You're so legendary.
I'm not even argue.
They're still an athlete.
Maybe, maybe.
Probably not.
Don't think about that.
You were an athlete.
You're retired.
Was they in the NFL?
No.
Boom.
Got you.
Males the layup.
You don't do women on the show.
Yeah, we don't do women on the show.
You were male.
Yes, you're male.
What did you say?
Athletes.
God, no.
Absolutely not.
No.
Fat male.
Male.
Not actor.
Am I not famous?
You're not world famous.
Probably not even famous in the country.
Would you say yes to that question then?
Because I said, am I not famous?
Based on where you live, you could be famous.
That's a huge hand.
It's got to be a Nebraska.
A majority of the people within a 150 mile radius probably know you.
150, you'd say three years.
So what is the answer?
You're locally famous.
Yeah.
So is it a no?
Because I said, am I not famous?
What do you define as famous?
You're regionally famous.
You're not nationally famous.
You might be nationally.
What would you guys say?
You're regionally famous, nationally famous to ball knowers.
I would just say, I don't know, and go again.
Was I a former Husker player?
Yes.
There's a lot of former Husker football players
You just said football
Well
You're a male
There's no one knows a basketball player
Except if you're named Sam Hoyberg
Did I play in the NFL after playing for the Huskers
Yes
Okay
Was I on offense
Yes
This was supposed to be hard huh
You're never going to get it.
I wasn't.
I'm not.
Am I African American?
No.
No.
I wouldn't say so.
No.
Actually, I don't know.
No.
Are you, sir?
No.
There's debate on whether you were not African American.
Did I transition?
I, what do you?
I like that a South Park episode.
Apparently this is a questionable needing research question
I'm telling you no
You were not
You are not you will never be
You don't know that
Good point
What's the verdict say
No
He's looking at picture
Wait hold on hold on hold on
I don't I don't I didn't say white I said am I African American
You're not African American
No
And I never said that you were white
I just said you
Right right right right
that makes me think I might be
like Hispanic
because the right light skin
the fact that he had to look it up
definitely means I was not white
because if I was white
no more questions
I know but I'm narrowing it down because if I was white
he would absolutely be like no
but the fact that he had to look it up
did I play basketball NBA
NBA? Yes yes yes
NBA
yes
holy shit
am I known for shooting the three points
I guess.
Kind of.
My stuff, Curry.
You're not primarily.
First of all.
You're retired.
Oh.
I wouldn't say the main thing people know you for is shooting the three.
Let me rephrase that.
You're known for probably two other things before anything else.
What would you say?
The two things he's known for?
If I say that, it's going to give a lot.
I know, but I'm curious.
Put a pin.
Not a three-pointer?
Put a pin in that.
So not known for the three-pointer?
You are a,
scorer.
All over the floor.
All over the floor.
I don't know.
Again, it's so hard for me not to give hints.
All right.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I don't want to know.
Stuff Curry is known for shooting threes, right?
That's why people know.
Yeah, that's why I said.
Yes.
That's when he said, yes.
If somebody asks your player, like, what they're known for, he wouldn't,
he wouldn't say shooting threes.
Okay.
But.
Yes.
He wasn't.
A lot of people were in the,
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
I don't even remember what I asked.
I just know I'm male.
Write it down.
Oh, I think that's it.
I said, no, I said I'm not an athlete.
Yeah, you're not an athlete.
So, famous?
Yes.
Famous actor again?
Yes.
Yep.
Famous actor again.
Again, you've acted.
A lot.
You have acted in quite a few movies, but technically.
Your come-up wasn't acting.
I'll give you that.
It was my come-up.
Not athlete, so was my come-up comedy?
Yes.
It was.
Very good guess.
Am I Kevin Hart?
What the fuck?
My come-up was comedy, but I acted in a lot of movies.
Again, where's the mirror?
Yeah.
Oh, I got it.
Yes.
That's just too easy.
You're accusing me of cheating.
Came up from comedy and acted in a lot of movies.
Am I giving too many hints?
Probably.
That was a pretty good hint.
It's so hard for me not to give hints because I just want people to get it.
I get so excited.
You're so excited.
All right.
Is it me?
Yes.
Yes.
You can continue now.
Offensive.
Was I a skill player?
Yes.
Yeah.
So not lining it.
That was a good way of narrowing it down.
That was a good way of narrowing out five positions.
Yeah.
Was I a running back?
No.
No.
Here we go.
Do I have my own shoe brand?
No.
You might have to look it up, but I would say no.
I'll tell you, if you did, it was not,
it's not Jordan, it's not LeBron, it's not, it's not, it's not like prominent.
It wasn't Shaq.
I would, I would venture, I guess, and say you've never had a shoe.
Yeah, I would more than bet no, but if you did, it was not anything ever.
If you did, you would know about it.
You've never seen somebody in your life wearing these.
If they had, like, so probably not, no.
And I'm retired, you said?
Yes.
Also think about inside jokes.
These are all going to be inside jokes.
Not yours.
Yeah, not yours.
What?
Yours is not an inside joke.
No.
All right, guess.
I'm not a running back.
My quarterback.
Yes.
Am I retired?
No.
I wonder how much it picks up, actually, because we can hear each other really well because of the headphones.
Yeah.
People, like, on machinery are probably just like,
What's going on?
Am I...
What?
Am I a power forward?
No.
No.
Positive?
What?
Do you want me to double check that?
I'm positive.
He was not a power forward.
Fucking hell.
I was a quarterback.
I'm currently in the NFL.
I'm not retired.
Yeah.
Let me check that.
Let me double check that.
He is.
I mean, last year you were.
Am I Justin Fields?
No.
What?
You went to Nebraska.
Oh, what am I saying?
What the fuck am I saying?
I don't know.
You want a regal on that?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
The reason I fucked that up is because I'm thinking of the bears.
Cut me some slack because I'm thinking of the bears.
He was on the bears.
The bears are my team.
The Huskers are my team.
I got confused.
So it would have to be Jeff Sims.
No.
I know who it is.
Go ahead.
Your turn.
It's not Jeff Sims, by the way.
Right.
Am I a point guard?
Nope.
Good God.
I don't know.
Adrian Martinez.
Yeah.
Adrian Martinez.
Alex.
Who was Alex?
Who was Alex?
I thought it was Alex Martinez.
Why should be Adrian Martinez?
I have no idea.
You do.
Go through all the positions.
Shooting guard.
Nope.
Small.
Ford.
Yep.
Well, if he doesn't have a big, that blocks out Katie, that blocks up.
Retired.
Retired.
Retired.
Retired.
Legendary.
Michael?
Nope.
Michael is a shooting guard.
Played both.
Inside joke.
I don't know.
What do we always say when we drink a lot?
What's a term for when we drink a lot and get,
fucked up. Oh my god.
Fucking Larry Bird.
Larry Bird.
Fuck.
Got larried up on a fucking bender.
God damn it.
I should have to be as white when I said to NBA.
That would have narrowed it down to like seven dudes.
The main keys I go for are male, white, or not white.
Actor or athlete.
Should we do one more round?
Can you do one more?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do one more.
I'm going for Spencer this time, right?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm going to you.
I'm going to George.
What were the rules again?
Because I have one for him, but what were the rules again?
Real person.
Should we make no rules for this round?
Yeah, sure.
Fuck it.
No rules.
No rules.
All right, no rules, but getable.
How about that?
No rules.
Yeah.
No rules, but getable.
No rules, but no inanimate objects.
Like, you can't do a blender.
unless you know what no rules all right no rules person or character person character living dead
real not real just okay Kevin Hart I'm Kevin Hart this is the right way yeah
yep yep yep yep Nolan is doing research on a cellular device well no one you might
you might not know jakes it it's it's concerning because I don't know
if
that means
you're not sure
who it is
I might have to show
you
Nolan's
do you know who that is
yeah
you do
yeah
okay
it's mine visible
yeah
no one
no one might
do you know who I am
I think so
okay
oh god
look it up
look it up
and then show me on your phone
so I can verify.
What?
Look up his so I can
and then show me
so I can verify it's the right thing.
Hang on.
There's a hint before the game starts.
Hang on.
For,
because I want him to know who it is.
I'll just...
Oh.
I love BBC's.
No pause.
No, no, no, no.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Don't show him your phone yet
because I'm going to text you something.
Look up who is
wait scroll down a little bit
let me see
hand me your phone
hang me your phone hang on
wait wait wait hand me your phone
no one don't send the air
I'll just show you this
yes yes yes yes this is
yes that's who it is
yes that's who it is
no no here no one here
because okay so
okay we're going back and forth
don't show him what he is
I'm sorry
this is probably not translating very well
to a podcast
format, but we're having fun here.
We're trying to,
video, especially
audio-only listeners,
is probably kind of hard.
Yeah, I, this is, I don't know.
But video listeners, you know who we are.
Oh, my.
Nolan.
No.
I don't know you.
You don't know who I am.
Okay.
Here we go.
Who won?
Who won last round?
Yeah.
No.
Nolan.
I won the last two.
I don't know how.
You won the last two?
I don't know how no one doesn't know you, but.
I don't even know if that's a hint.
You 100% know him, so that's why I put it for you.
So I know it's a he.
Here we go.
We only do males on this show.
Yeah, that's true.
We only do males.
Okay, you go ahead.
Oh, I'm starting?
Yeah.
All right.
Start with the layup.
I actually don't know who no one is.
Now that you...
But you looked it up.
Yeah.
So, so you know.
So I have a reference sheet.
Yeah.
Actor?
No.
Okay.
I was in Tismediate you starting with the layup and it threw me off
Am I a male?
Yes
Am I a male?
What?
I'm still going.
What am I doing?
I don't know.
When you get this far down on the BBC?
Whoa.
You forget who you.
Am I famous?
You forget who you are.
Am I famous?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I would say your famous.
When we say famous, are we talking within, I'm not going to reveal anything.
Okay, how about this?
You are famous.
You're famous.
You're famous.
You're famous.
You're famous.
You're famous.
My famous for being an athlete.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't like BVCs.
Among other things.
Wait, no one put this down?
Right?
No one was it?
I put this down.
I didn't.
I've been hauled away.
You are not in a whole way.
No.
He said among other things.
here we go am i a male yeah you already know
bang gotta get the first one right yeah
oh shit
who are you again
oh oh yeah I did you gave me
I had to throw you through a loop
am I a fictional character no
wait fictional is unreal right
yep not real yeah yeah yeah you're real
you're real sorry I had to check that for a second
I wasn't gonna circle back to
But I feel like if I don't, it's going to come back to bite me in my mail.
Nope.
Oh.
So thank God I asked that.
Yeah.
I wasn't going to.
Okay.
All right.
Anyways, George is still going.
I was waiting for that.
That's what I was like, I was like, I still lay up.
One of two people.
Wait.
One of two people.
I got a guess.
No way.
You do.
Female, not an actor.
I've got to guess.
All right.
If you guess this, I'm walking out of here, the episode is over.
we're not even finishing our rounds.
George, you still got guesses.
Okay, go ahead.
It's your turn.
It's yours.
You got it right.
It's your turn.
He got to know.
You didn't, you never got to know.
I said, am I a non-fiction character?
He said, no.
He said, no, you said, are you fiction?
Yeah, you said fiction.
I said, your turn.
All right.
Uh, did I play NFL?
No.
Fuck me.
I'm real.
Am I in movies?
No.
Not in movies.
No.
Who are you then?
Do you guess as I'm walking out.
Am I an athlete?
Nope.
Okay.
I guess I was going to guess Serena.
Did I play basketball?
Yes.
NBA, I should say.
You're going to have to answer that.
So I play basketball in the NCAA at least.
You're going to have to relax.
buy on Nolan for this.
You don't know?
For a lot of these.
You don't know?
I know him, but I haven't.
I'll say I haven't watched him play.
You did not play in the NBA.
Kesee Tominaga.
No.
Who is that?
Oh, that's the Asian guy that played for the Cuskers.
Oh, what happened to him?
Where did he go?
Nowhere.
Undrafted.
He didn't get drafted or picked up by, is he even in like the G-League or anything?
What?
No.
That actually, that actually.
That actually makes me kind of sad.
Yeah, that dude was the fucking agent stuff Curry.
Anyways.
Oh, yeah, Katsu Curry.
I remember it.
Yeah.
Anyways, George.
So I'm real and I'm not in movies.
Do I personally know this person?
I mean, you know of him.
But you don't like personally know him.
I don't personally know him.
Okay.
You know who it is.
Am I in comedy?
Nope.
Oh,
you're far away.
Jesus Christ.
You're far away.
Not an athlete,
actor or comedy?
You're far away.
Did I play in the Big Ten?
No.
No.
Good guy.
This is going to be a long round.
I might be a long round.
It's starting to sound like you're the closest.
Yeah,
you.
Yeah,
you are.
You want to take another BBC tonight?
Well, I guess.
I'll take another half of a BBC.
Anyway,
I don't like,
I don't like taking a half of a used
to BBC.
All right.
Pause.
Straight to the mouth.
All right.
George.
Straight to the mouth.
Bing!
George, you're up.
Okay.
Let me take a sip.
Clear my mind really quick.
You didn't slurping.
The silence was...
All right.
Was I an athlete?
Yes.
Here we go.
You're on track here.
Were you guys?
considering this round hard
for me again.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't know who I am.
I would say yes.
Is this an inside joke between us?
No.
Not an inside joke.
No rules.
Not an inside joke.
Do we personally know my person?
Well, a rule, no.
Well, a rule was not
that it had to be an inside joke.
Did I at least play basketball
at the college D1 level.
Ask him.
Can you rephrase that question?
Ask this, were you an NCAA D1 basketball player?
Yeah.
You were not.
I don't know I ever going to guess this.
Remember the rules that we set up.
I know.
Don't give out him.
I'm sorry.
I'm so bad.
Holy shit.
Without an inside joke.
I'm an athlete.
Do I play a common sport?
Yeah.
Do I play...
Common is big four, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm going off of, yes.
Do I play baseball?
No.
Okay.
Am I fictitious?
Yes.
Okay.
So I'm a fictional character.
Okay, so when I said I'm not an actor, you meant the character that I am wasn't an actor in the movie or show they were in.
you're a character
I'm a character
okay
am I a character
on a movie
nope
I'm a character
on a show
okay
you'll have to ask
that next round
I can't
I can't respond to that
was I in space gym
what was that
no
you might as well
have just said
am I Michael Jordan
I'm gonna ask
I was gonna guess that
or Bill Murray
I was gonna guess
a fictional character
in space gym
okay so I
what was the
what I asked last time
I asked baseball
Yeah, I have baseball.
You're not baseball player, but you're a big four.
Am I a basketball player?
No.
I'm in towards.
My, okay, I've got male, not nonfiction, not in movies, athlete, not an inside joke, not baseball.
So I went for basketball.
No.
All right.
It's not hard once he gets on the right track.
So am I a character in a show?
No.
Not show, not movie?
What the fuck does that leave?
Am I a real person?
You, okay.
Okay.
The person written on your head is no.
You're a character.
You're a character, but the character playing this character,
the person playing this character is a real living, breathing person.
You're not an animated character.
Right.
You're not an animated.
If that's what you were asking, you're not animated.
You're live action.
Shock me.
Baseball.
Basketball.
Football.
Yeah.
Finally.
Am I currently playing football?
No.
Okay.
Am I on a podcast?
Nope.
What the fuck could I?
I'm famous, but not for...
Did you ever ask if you're famous?
Yes.
I would say you're famous as in terms of memes.
A man famous.
Athlete.
in the NFL, right?
What else are?
I did ask that, right?
And you're a female, remember that, you're a female.
Wait, I did ask, I'm in the, I'm in the, I was in the NFL, right?
No, no, no.
Basketball player.
Oh, NBA?
Yeah, yeah.
Is it?
No.
It's not NBA.
No, no.
Oh, basketball.
Yeah, because he went on the whole track of like.
Okay, let's, let's review.
Just a basketball player.
Let's review.
Let's review. Not NBA, not college.
You are a male character.
basketball player. That's where you're at right now.
Think about the fact that no one gave you this.
Was I in a movie in the 20s?
So many ends. What? Was I in a movie in the 2010?
I don't know.
Let me double check. I'm almost positive.
I'm never going to be allowed to play this game again.
No. You are not in a movie in the 2010.
Fuck.
Really?
Really. Oh God. It literally flopped out in me.
I didn't see it.
I know.
It's way too.
I'm so lost.
No, it's,
it was way too.
All right.
There,
Buck.
What do you got?
I'm not currently playing in the NFL.
Am I a retired NFL player?
Yes, sir.
I never clarified if it was college or NFL, but.
Yes, sir.
You are in a retired NFL player.
I will give you that.
Retired NFL.
Was I on defense?
Yes.
Was I a linebacker?
Yes.
Oh.
Was I Romanosky?
No.
I don't know.
I don't even know who it is. You do know who it is. Bill Romanowski.
Oh, yeah. No, you're not.
Okay. I got a guess. I don't even know what to ask anymore.
Famous linebacker. I'm guessing I'm pretty famous. At what point do we just get out a yes and no questions?
Well, you're the one chastised me for giving hints. Was that quarter? Yeah.
We can wrap this up soon. We're almost done. After this, we'll wrap it up.
Yeah. That's fine.
So should we get out of yes and no questions to wrap it up?
I mean, I don't think I'm ever going to guess mine.
I'm definitely never going to guess mine.
Yeah, you will.
I'm so...
Guess what outlet, like what you're...
Oh, God.
A character in.
Outlet?
Like, what form of media, I guess.
Or I guess TV, I guess movies, and I guess podcast, and it was no, no, and no.
Right.
There's other forms of media.
Radio.
Nope.
I don't know.
What are other forms of social media that you would consider?
Am I a current movie star?
Yeah.
No.
No, wait, your character.
You're a character.
No, you're not a current movie star.
You're a character.
I said.
We already know.
Yes, the name written on your head is not a current movie star.
He knows he's a character.
Okay.
Am I a Lawrence Taylor?
No.
Why would you say no?
I have a famous NFL lineback of this retired.
I never said you were famous for playing NFL.
Do I make short form content like reels or TikToks or?
No, no.
Do you want me to give you a revealing hint,
even though you get mad at me when I get in.
I'm so far off of anywhere that I can.
I am too.
You're in a video game.
There's so many women video game players.
She's not an athlete.
She's not an actor.
She's not comedy.
She's in a video game, though.
Princess Peach.
No.
Good Lord, no.
Just trying to think of a basketball player in a movie.
Is the movie I was in...
Is the movie I was in like my...
No.
I'm a retired NFL linebacker.
Yes.
Not necessarily famous?
Yes.
Did I play on the Chicago Bears?
No.
I was going to get his Brian or Lacker.
He's famous.
You would consider him famous?
Oh, God.
My guy isn't famous.
Just tell me, my guy technically considered isn't famous.
Not in the NFL.
Not in the NFL.
No, God, no, he's not famous in the NFL.
He's famous now.
He's famous.
He's more famous after retiring.
Yes.
Than when he was in the NFL.
Oh, 1,000%.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
If you took it off and looked at it, you would probably fall out of your chair.
So I'm a famous video game character.
I feel.
I mean, I felt like this was...
I'm a famous woman video game character.
Not voice them like this name on my head is like...
The name of the character.
Play as the person in the video game.
Oh shit.
You don't play as them.
So it's a...
I can't ask that question.
I gotta know.
You can keep going.
Ask another question.
So it's a side character?
Yeah, I would say it's a character that's part of the storyline.
Can we get off yes and no questions?
Can I ask when my video game was famous?
In the early 2000s.
Jesus fucking Christ.
In the early 2000s, I was born.
Yeah, but this is an infamous memeable character.
I've seen memes about this character.
Was it from a shooter?
Yes.
Am I Cortana?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Yes.
I knew you could get there.
I knew you could get there.
Is there any chance I can get there?
Oh, yeah.
To be fair, Cortana was in video games until like 20, 22.
Well, but she's famous for Halo.
It's a memeable.
She was in the halo that came out like recently, though.
Well, but.
Okay.
I'm thinking of specifically.
I'm surprised you haven't got yours.
Specifically, I'm thinking of a TikTok where,
A guy, have you seen the TikTok of the guy where he's got like a bunch of Halo memorabilia and his girlfriend walks in and was like, hey, what if I got a Cortana suit?
And it just like, br-and-it and it just like cuts to him wearing a Master Chief helmet.
The only Halo memes I've seen are of Master Chief.
Well, they go hand in hand.
You're surprised I haven't got mine?
I'll give you a hint.
I'll give you a hint.
It's an inside joke, but not because we joke about them.
like me and you are connected to this character.
You chastise me for saying Nolan gave you this.
Well, we're getting to the point.
You let me ask like four questions around.
We're just trying to get out of here at this point.
This character has a connection between you and Nolan.
Yeah, it's fucking specifically at this residence.
It's either Coffee Black or Will Ferrell's character in Flint Tropics.
It is either one of those.
Make a guess.
Okay, coffee black.
No.
Jake.
Okay, so I need to get it this turn.
otherwise he's going to get it right and beat me.
It's fine, George.
You know this dude.
You got his phone out.
You know him.
He got his phone out.
He got up the character name.
Well, he knows.
Well, he knows.
He said Wilfarris.
So basically you know who it is.
I don't actually remember his name.
What?
Yeah, Will Ferrell's character.
I don't know, remember.
What?
The main character.
Yeah.
I know he wears number 33.
you remember his number but don't remember his name yeah
oh my lord we're fucked here
i'd give you a hint like i gave him but i don't know who you are
the fact that no one doesn't know who i am he should
if he watches ntta
i can't watch ncdbola well wait wait i might need a refresher
was i more way out of college was i know but was i more famous from what i did
in college than in the NFL.
Like, because I, because I, because I, because you said I wasn't famous for the NFL, was I, like, I, I, I was a all-star in college and then I got to the NFL and I was kind of a washout.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he was with the Washington rights games.
Yes.
Didn't know that.
And Titans.
Apparently, I played for the Huskers.
Yeah.
Am I?
Will Compton.
Yeah.
Who's your guy?
Jackie fucking.
You knew that.
You knew that.
I know you knew Will Compton.
That's actually, that's like a very apt description of him.
He was really good in college, didn't do so great in the NFL.
More famous out of the NFL than in.
Retired from the NFL, started a podcast with Taylor LeWan.
I didn't know any of that podcast.
Yeah, busting with the boys.
The fact that I, the fact that no one didn't know who he was should have also been a good indicator.
I'll say the only reason I got Cortana is because earlier you said you can't do Master Chief.
And as soon as I, that clicked.
Well, and also I really wanted to do a female since we hadn't done a female yet and we were meming that it has to be a guy.
That was a fun round.
I like that round.
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