Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 91: Heating up

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, the OG Daddies Jake and Kam sit down for an audio only episode. The boys catch up and Jake tells Kam about the night he endured going on a party bus AFTER a wedding reception. Kam talks about his weekly "routine," and after discussing an interesting task he had been given at work, the two conversate about wild fires and the one which took place in Nebraska not far from Kam's house! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Right, right. She's like, that's the song from Seth Brothers. You're like, no, it's not. You're like, so perturbed. You're like, no, it's not. I was like, what? I was like, you can't make this shit up. Welcome to the Boats and Ho's podcast.

That's Cam. I'm Jake, and we are the grass daddies. So do you think because you've been like fertilizing lawns a little bit, in there you've been like able to maintain your grass study status because i mean i don't want to you can call yourself what you want but like i feel like you've kind of fallen off a little bit of the grass study uh a mantra not mantra just lifestyle i guess i still work at a golf course here and there so yeah i mean you got a like it's kind of like now i just provide water to for people to be able to maintain their grass

I guess what I'm describing is, like, in order to, like, maintain, like, a work visa, you have to, like, you know what I mean? Like, you have to do stuff every so often in order to keep it up to date. But I guess really anybody could be a grass daddy. If you just, in your heart of hearts, you, I guess, I guess we could set the criteria. In order to be a grass daddy, you have to, what? love the way a nice lawn looks or yeah not gonna lie my yard kind of looks like shit no I'm just kidding

but yard does not look great but the people that also lived here before fucking sucked at taking care of grass so so you're left with something pretty hard it's coming around but but sometimes that's even better yeah when you get

when you get handed something shitty and you get to make it your own yeah because then you can look back and go. Go ahead. Good. No, go ahead.

This fall I'm going to spray my entire front yard and kill it all and then you're playing it, I think. There you go. And then gradually. So, yeah. Yeah, like the last couple rental places we've been, this one including, like, the yard wasn't very good, but now it is pretty good. Yeah. And then I can be like, you can always be like, when we got here it looked like shit.

You should see. like this is all me baby that's fair that's a that's a fair point like to the point where i was like whenever we move out of here i'm sod cutting this bitch out and taking it with me what was that my chair oh my god i thought that was i need i couldn't really tell orty on my chair jeezer right but anyways i i think you know to be a grass at eachess if you if you see a sprinkler running and you rubber neck when you're on the road

driving and you see sprinklers running or if you look at someone's lawn and get like a half chub when they got a nice little spray pattern on them but I mean yeah if it's got a nice rain curtain I'm you know I'm I'm swerving

nice and nice and triangulated I'm definitely hitting the pelvic pool yeah I've I've damn near wrap myself around a tree once and I saw a nice little throw to throw. Okay, so, uh, anyways, as we always do when we, uh, are in vicinity of each other, let's do some drinking. Yeah, sir.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and cop open my, my little match mini fridge here. And see what is a, inside. What is that? What didn't you know? A little neutral. I don't know if we've ever drank Seltzer on the, on the old.

We did? Yeah, we got pretty howdyed up on a white cloth. Nuh. Anyway. Yeah, I bet we did. What do you having? Mom beer? Oh, yeah, dude.

I don't get no hangovers. I've been boozing a lot lately. No. No. you turning up on Tuesdays dude uh-oh connection on Tuesdays why's Tuesdays specifically I don't know no I got you I'm here I don't know it's just been a pattern lately

it kind of sucks dick it's terrible why what's going on well I don't know I just get fucked up on a Tuesday not thinking that it's literally the middle of the week and I have to feel like shit on Wednesday so there's no there's been no rhyme or reason for it I thought you meant like your life is hard And then you like drink because of it, but you're like, no, life's great. I love drinking. It's just the next day sucks.

Pretty much. It's just literally, it's been weird because it's happened to be on Tuesday. And, well, I guess so the worst thing about it is I've started golf league again. So I drink every Thursday. And then Tuesday, so I'd get fucked up on Tuesday, feel like shit on Wednesday. Come home, go to sleep, still have a little bit of hangover next day. and rolling into Thursday, that buddy wears off at 10 o'clock in the morning.

And then I just know that I'm literally going to get off work, go to the golf course, start drinking. So my wife works at the, or Bailey, my wife, she for, I don't know, if you know, I know who it is. But, yeah. She works, she bartends at the golf course. And she's been closing on Thursdays. So.

Oh, boy. So she gets serious. tab. I don't even drive to league. I just get off work a little early, hop in with her, and then I got to stay at the bar to close. So technically it's all her

fault for me getting drunk on Thursday, but Right. But then Friday just sucks. Friday's terrible. Normally people love Friday. Eh, well, not when you feel like dog shit.

I've had... I like how you're just like you're like, well, I golf Thursday so I drink Thursday. It's not even like they technically aren't correlated like you don't have to but they kind of are I guess. It's actually been so bad

consistently since I've started League I wake my wife up every Friday morning from me puking. Oh my God dude. And then I got to go to work and I just feel like shit. Do you ever um... What's that? Go ahead, sorry.

I was just going to say do you ever does it ever cross your mind like I really don't want to drink this round but then you just kind of end up doing it because other guys are doing it or do you

or do you just lie to yourself and go I I mean you know we know what's going to happen well it's kind of like so we have an employee dinner coming up for my job and I'm going to be on call for it

so it's like I want to stay because like the camaraderie is nice like we play bags and do I can't remember what the washers you know what washers is uh boy do I do I you like washers no it's so hard oh yeah it is hard but so like we set up we play washers and our company buys everybody steaks and we have steak and shrimp and it just you bring your own drinks and have a couple beers but it I have a hard time well let's not say a hard time it's not like I'm like oh god I got a fucking drink but it's like when it's socially happening all around you it's like yeah it's like what am I going to do not it's like choosing to go to a bar

and not drink. That is not fun. That is not fun at all. To be around a bunch of people that are having fun and drinking and you just got to sit there and try to have fun while not drinking sucks. Right. But I've discovered the best hangover cure is the wacky packer. Oh my God. What the fuck is that?

A wacky packer, you know, like... The plate? A plate packer? Well, not a vibrating plate packer. The plate packer? A sheep's... foot. Oh, a jumping jack.

Yeah, a jumping jack. There you go. Right, right, right. Because I don't know if it just... Who called it a sheep's foot? Dumb. Okay. I don't remember...

I don't remember why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, yeah, the jumping jack. Anyways, yeah, I don't know if you sweat while doing it. It's a lot of work. And I don't know if it just vibrates the hangover out of you, but after I have wacky back, Dude, I am not hungover.

Dude, it could be a placebo, but I don't know. Maybe it vibrates the alcohol out of your body. That could be cool. I don't know. I've also been drinking a metric fuckload of energy drinks. Oh, dude. Oh, you're really? I've been about four weeks.

Yeah, well, I was on rains because I discovered that rains have 300 milligrams of caffeine in it. Whereas say a monster only has 150. Right. So I was like, well, I was actually doing the smart thing and I'd make my wife, not maker, but I'd have my wife go on Amazon. And I really liked ghost sour watermelon, but ghost discontinued that flavor. So I've been on a... I was going to say, I don't remember that. I was going to say, I don't remember that.

sour watermelon or the sour watermelon gummy worm rains oh and then i just haven't had my wife uh order them again so i've been drinking a lot of monsters sure about three a day sure that's a lot which it's not it's not it's actually not a ton of caffeine people think three monsters sounds like like crazy it's only when you're talking about guys that right versus if you had two reins, that's 600. Yeah, and I mean, your daily dose and there's probably guys that do that. I follow the guy on TikTok that's like,

literally takes pre-workout and drinks a white monster while taking pre-workout. Like mixes his pre-workout with a white monster, so I'm like, I'm good, I'm all right. Right. If one person does something bad and it doesn't kill them, it's okay to do to yourself. But, um,

I remember a story about some guy that did something like that. Like he like dry scooped pre-workout and then put pre-work out in an energy drink and like drank that before working out. And then he like was having fucking like heart palpitations while he was working out and like had to go to the fucking hospital. Yeah. I mean. Which that's like that's kind of two extremes. One guy did it and was fine. and one guy did it and something crazy happened.

It's like, I'm sure the average person probably falls somewhere in the middle. And that's like... Go ahead, sorry. I was just going to say, like, from what I've been doing, because I was kind of that, I was drinking a lot of caffeine, like a rain in the morning, sometimes a rain after work or something like that, which is a lot. And what I started, and it's also expensive.

So what I started doing was, and maybe you should look into it too, I got these, I've been getting these tubs of, like, caffeine powder. And they're called, I can't remember what they're called. But they're basically, oh, Mountain Ops. Okay. It's like MTN ops. And it's basically just like 200 milligrams of caffeine per scoop. and then it's just like other good shit that's in them. Yeah.

And so what I'll do is I'll just like put a heaping scoop in a blender bottle mixed with water. And I just try to drink like one of those a day. And I'm like letting myself thinking I'm getting more by filling my blender bottle full of water. So it like takes longer to drink. Makes sense. So I feel like I'm getting more. and then if I'm like really need something maybe I'll have another scoop in the afternoon and then that's only like 400 yeah exactly and I've noticed I feel like I haven't crashed as much on it so I feel like it's like it feels at least like a cleaner caffeine intake than like drinking those carbonated that's the other thing too is it's not carbonated so like the gas associated with it it doesn't feel like there's much as much like

like gas and heartburn, like, it just feels cleaner. And there's like a million different flavors. So you should definitely look into it. I might. That sounds like a good idea. Well, because, and it's like 50 scoops or something like that. Yeah. And it's like $50.

So it's like, okay, it's like a dollar a scoop. Yeah. So let's say if you did a scoop a day, that's a dollar a day versus going to the gas station doing two for five and spending five a day. Exactly. Their proportions are exactly right. I mean. Right.

If you're doing a scoop a day and there's like, I think it says there's like 50 scoops in a tub. So, yeah. The other night, starting off golf league, you got to try this, bud. I discovered the dynamic duo. White monster in Courier's light. Mix them, bitches. What? Oh, my God.

dude it is what fucking so good what describe it to me why is it good because nothing about that sounds good you're going to have to pitch it better than that than just saying dude do it you got the everybody knows the iconic white monster taste oh yeah and then you got coer's light that's not an overpowering, like, beer taste. Sure. So you get, like, a little hint of beer. It's like, I also mixed pineapple juice in Coors Light. That makes a little more sense.

Like, you know how we did, like, the Bud Light Limes and Grenadine? And it kind of tastes like a cherry lime made beer? Yeah. Like, is it tasting like a fruity beer or like a... Yeah, pretty much. It's like a... a fruity beer and then it's also nice because like you get you get the little like bubbles from the monster the carbonation from the monster

well the beer's carbonated well yeah but i mean but it's extra you get like the little like you get like the pop rock sensation you know like a little it's just even more fizzy yeah it's just they just clash so good So not only does it taste good, but it just feels like an explosion in your mouth, pause. It's like an explosion of flavors. It's like an ejaculation of flavors in your mouth. Oh, my God. My turn is fucking annoying.

Is it actually, you think you actually needs a fucking oil on there? What's even squeaking? Is it the hinge underneath? Yeah, where it leans back and forth. I really I've gotten so I got so nose blind to it or like sound blind to it

yeah I didn't notice it until one night I was staying up like a little later than my wife playing video games and Bailey was trying to sleep and like I'm always constantly like moving to get comfortable when I'm playing video games and she's like

you probably also have your headset on fucking called me and she's like quit fucking moving I'm like what? And then I started to like listen to it. I'm like, okay, I could see what I'd be annoying. Oh, shit. Is that what it sounds like?

Yeah. She's like, oh, yeah. So. You know there was a guy. He, fuck, it might have been on TikTok. No, no. Well, maybe. It was either on TikTok or Instagram, DM'd me.

And was like, hey, I'm a huge fan of the pod. Can I make a request? Hold on. I might be able to pull this up on my phone. I'm using my phone to FaceTime cam right now. It might have been TikTok. Who was it?

But I was like, oh, my God. We've never had this before. And I want to look it up because I want to shout him out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's not, I don't think it's your guy.

You're Sean. Does Sean have a TikTok? Yeah, maybe. French on. I don't know if this is him or not, but I'm going to, I'm going to, they message, what's up, man, big fan of the pod. Can I make a request? And I said, absolutely. And they said, can I challenge you to do your best beer burp?

You have some epic ones on the pod. I said, is this some sort of fetish? And they said, okay, yeah. And I said, you want echo or no echo? And they said, you'll actually do it, no echo. And I said, I'll try. Oh, my God. They sent another message.

Hold on. Because that was in March. They sent another message in April. Hey, man, great podcast episode. If you or your friends are interested in selling burp vids, I would pay. What the? Sean. I'm sorry for the late response.

This man's got to be stopped. This isn't your Sean, is it? Send me a screenshot. What is his? What is his TikTok? Because this one is Sean, it's at Simple 1, 2, 3, 4. Sean, Simple 1, 2, 3, 4, if you're listening right now, I will, I'll record myself burping, and I will send them to you free of charge.

If that's what you need to, if that's what you need to, if that's what you need. to get your your pop rocks off i will gladly oblige with that being said i better get a beer if i can start working one up oh shit the mini fridge delivered now a miller light it was neutral and now it's been a light i've never i've never um usually the mini fridge just as a one and done for the episode but there was just a neutral in there and i opened it again and i it's a middle of light. What'd you say the tag was? I don't know what will happen a little bit.

Simple 1, 2, 3, 4. That doesn't sound like a bot at Simple 1, 2, 3, 4. I mean, I wouldn't pass. I wouldn't put it past some of our fans to be like. There's videos of Indian ladies. An Indian lady. Okay, maybe get off that. Because their account doesn't have anything for me.

Or following, hang on. Oh, this account is. private. I don't want to, I don't know if I'm, no offense, Sean, if you're listening. The profile is just blue. Is that the one you're looking at? We're getting too into the weeds here. We got a podcast to record. Keep in mind. You just want to see this burp fetish person, don't you? I don't, I know, I don't know. I can't remember if Sean's is blue or not. My God. Anyways, all right. Well, we'll, maybe at work, you can just. say hey did you DM Jake on the TikTok account?

I know he watches the pods, but... I know, that's why I'm saying. I don't know if it's yours or not. Maybe he's... There you go. There's some... Put that in your spank, bank, Sean. Scene.

S-E-A-N. Is that how your guy spells it? S-E-A-N? No. Nope. Okay, so then it's not him. We could have figured this out way earlier. His is S-H-A-W-N.

That's cool. Not a S-H-A-U-N either. No. No, sir. It's a debian. Debian. That's fucking funny. So, wait, am I sandwiching you between...

So am I sandwiching... Hold on. Am I sandwiching you between drinking days right now? No. So you got fucked up last night because last night was Tuesday. I didn't drink last night. And you're going to get fucked up tomorrow. Oh, you didn't.

I've been a good boy this week. week. I'm only holding it to two nights as week, not free. I'm on a little tolerance break. So, yeah, until tomorrow. So do you just, so, well, you can't force it. It's got to come natural. So do you take the weekends off then?

Yeah. So you're a during, yeah. It depends if I go golfing on Saturday or not. Right. Yeah. me here and there. I've discovered, you know how big my yard is? Yeah.

My yard, if my wife is not around, is a five beer yard. It takes a mow it? Yeah. He doesn't measure in time. He measures in beers. I take more time getting off my lawnmower to walk into the garage and grab a beer. Dude, why don't you just get a mini cooler set up on your mower? That would be legendary.

You could totally do it. You could get a little bungee cord. or just or build something build a little mini cooler dude and then i'm gonna then i'm gonna start packing like six to seven beers and uh you know i said that not long ago i said something six seven like joking and then ben goes bro you're almost 30 and i was like i can't even say it jokingly and it's considered cringe That's funny I was just

I was do you know what the Bob and Tom show is? Uh-uh So it's like a radio station And They were saying something And they had a guy Come on And he was talking to them about

Like things that teenagers are saying Nowadays and they're like, I can't remember what it was. Like they're talking about slang or whatever. Yeah, and they're like, okay, but I don't know if that's one of those things that I can say because I don't want it to be like me saying,

or it was, it was like, it was getting Cindy. Like if I said, they were talking about getting Cindy. Getting Cindy. Yeah. no do you know what the definition is i want to give my guess well like i think i like from the the the radio station i know what it means okay i want to guess because just hearing it means like it sounds like it's almost like uh like i'm getting crazy or like i'm getting like i'm fixing

to send it type of thing like i'm gonna like if you're like planning on going out and drinking like i'm i'm trying to get sendy tonight like i'm gonna send it it tonight. Yeah, essentially. Essentially. Yeah. They, like, they described it as pretty much that, like, being the new day yolo. Oh, instead of saying yolo was huge.

You're like, I'm sending Cindy. Yolo. You only live once. Yeah. And so one of the guys on there goes, yeah, see, I don't know if that's something I can say as an adult because, like, I'm just waiting for it to be down so I don't ruin it for our younger generation to be able to say it. Because once old people start saying it, then they're just like,

no yeah that's ruined yeah then it's like it's over so did you guys get my text i sent you guys a text right that we had to cancel the beer olympics yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that sucked we um i sent it out i sent out a text like like three weeks not three like two and a half weeks for this year's beer Olympics and we had a lot of people saying they would do it and we even like talked to people at a wedding we were at um which remind me to bring up that wedding because i got another funny story a couple funny stories right um and we had we had at one point like 12 teams lined up. It was going to be

awesome. Your backyard isn't big enough. Well, and then like a person got sick here. This person said, I don't want to do it. This person also said he couldn't do it. But a lot of these were like

a week in advance and I was like, well, fuck, or like a few days in advance. So I was like, okay. So the teams were kind of slowly dwindling down. And then the day before, two different couples said they couldn't find babysitters, which sucks because there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously, you've got to take care of your kid. I do not expect anyone to drink and then have to take care of their kid.

Absolutely, your kid takes priority. If you're using that as an excuse, however, we're going to have an issue. No. Fuck you. But, but yeah, so then basically it dropped. it down to only like it might have been six maybe i'm trying to avoid saying six or seven but it was like six or seven teams and it basically was like it's not going to be fun if we do it yeah have people willing to do it but it wouldn't be fun you have to have at least eight in my mind you have

to have at least right because then it's a clean bracket of two there and two there and then you can get like a proper bracket in the past we've had nine and then we let the team that did best have a buy. But yeah. So we ended up having to move it. But we still had everyone over that was planning on doing it. And we just had like a backyard party. Yeah.

And that's where we were playing the washer game. Because my mom got me that for my birthday a couple years ago. And I was like, I've never really played this. And we were trying to play in it. And we're like, this is fucking hard. I don't know if we didn't know the meta. I got the technique. I weren't doing it right.

What's the technique? You got to throw your washers with like a 45 degree angle. Down towards the direction. Yeah, so like your leading end has to be like flying down. Because when they hit, they just like fucking stick. And then you spin it like a frisbee, right? Yeah, like I just take them like this and just like. Right.

At one point I tried like flipping them end over and like I was doing a coin toss. A lot of people do it that way too. Really? The easy, or like, because I know a lot of people like to try to land them flat. Right. I feel like if it's flat, it's less likely to, like if it was on its side. See, I'm a zinger technique. I throw the motherfuckers low and fast.

No, no, I'm saying if it's like this and hits, it's, I feel like it's going to bounce up more versus if it lands flat, it might stick better. Yeah, but I'm still like not, a lot of people that flip, they throw them high, and then they hit and bounce. this is nice. This is a nice combination. Before this podcast, I ate a bowl of fruity pebbles. I just burped. It tastes like Miklo Bolter and fruity pebbles. What is with you mixing beers with different shit and just be like, dude, I got to tell you about the next grader thing.

Next thing, pretty soon you're going to be like, pretty pebble, Michelobolta. You're going to be eating fruity pebbles with Mikloavutra and being like, dude, you got to bear with me on this. Anyways, I'm a zinger technique. How much of a problem do you have to go ahead? I'm a zinger technique, but back to your, back to the beer Olympics. Well, that was basically it. We ended up canceling it. Well, not canceling it.

We're postponing it. Right on. And we're going to do a later date. Hopefully still get it in. I bought all the medals for it. I've basically got the trophy made for it. So we're going to do it. this time around if we don't if people cancel or whatever then i don't know we may have to just do

it with a low amount of teams but um i'm hoping we can make it i don't remember what date you said but dude you got to get out of here martin okay we're back all right um we don't have to we don't have to do a clap i'll figure it out i'll line it up um but yeah we ended up just having like a backyard party it ended up raining anyways so we would have had to probably we go inside. We ended up just hanging out in the garage and doing a beer pong tournament. We were smoking cigars. It was still a good time.

Right on. So this wedding, we went to a wedding a couple weeks ago. And I wasn't in the wedding. It was Ian from Workman. And his wife. They had gotten married before they had. their kid, but then they had, like they got married on paper, but then they had a ceremony. So they had like an actual wedding.

Yeah. And he sent me a text saying, your invitation got upgraded to VIP status. We're going, you're, uh, you can come on the party bus after the reception. And I went, hold on a second. Did you just say after the reception? And I think my response was like, after the reception is crazy, but I'm in. And he's like, yeah, our parents said, people don't really probably want to wait around like after the wedding because it was like the wedding was at the same venue as the reception. So people probably don't want to wait around while you drive around for hour, hour and a half and then come back.

So it's kind of like ours, like where we were in the same place for the whole thing. right where it would have been kind of stupid for us to be like okay you guys seen us at the wedding all right bye we're going to get on this bus right so so um they did a party bus after the reception and i was violently hung over the next morning i mean i'll get into the details um but i wanted to talk about two things one i was kind of sitting in the back of the bus at first and they had the cooler back there and i had the cooler between my legs i was like straddling it with my legs and one of the bridesmaids goes you know that's where the bride and groom were supposed to sit and i like quickly jumped out of my seat and like kind of threw myself into like one of the side seats yeah but when i

did that my leg that was up against the cooler was rested up against one of the hinges that was like broken and so there was like a sharp piece of plastic that cut a hole through my khaki pants and sliced my leg oh no it wasn't like really bad but i was like at first i was just like oh my god i cut my pants and then later on I was like looking at the hole again and I could just see blood and I was like oh I cut my leg too that's how drunk I was that I didn't even know but one of the bars we went to was the Roka Tavern oh no one of Cam's favorite places no I hate that place so what I don't mind it um we walked in and there was one person sitting at the bar and it wasn't Scott.

Oh, fuck. I know what you're thinking. But I asked them, I go, like, where's Scott? And they're like, huh? And I'm like, old guy usually sits right here. And I pointed at the spot at the end of the bar. And they go, oh, you mean scooter? That was like, what?

And I was like, yeah, he, uh, he works for me. He mows rough for me. And he just always drinks fireball. And they're like, oh, yeah, scooter. and so I was like, oh my God, that's fucking hilarious. So, flash forward, okay? We got fucked up. Hold on.

I think I still better tell the rest of the story. We were really fucked up. We got home. I had to crawl in the shower because I sat down on the couch at home and I was like, ugh. So I had to crawl on the shower, and I, I could have forced myself to make it, but Lena was like, just throw up,

and you'll feel better. So I was like, okay. So I was just in the shower, on all fours in the shower, with the shower hitting me just, I bet that would experience. It was fun. And the next morning,

Lena threw up in the shower the next morning. I'm a night of, puker she's kind of a it depends but she's sometimes a morning after puker but um not that this happens all the time but she was like hey at some point today can you clean the potato skins out of the drain in the shower i was like oh my god this perfectly intact potato skin from supper was just oh shit we had to drive back to get our car from the venue which was like south of lincoln And I was like, I wasn't like sick the next, I was definitely, I wasn't throwing up the next day, but I was definitely like super queasy. I was like, I need to eat food.

Yeah, but the smell of it is just like. I, um, normally I'm like a daily owns breakfast burrito type of guy. I know, it drives me nuts. Why? because I'm exactly what you're It gets you sick When I get real hungover I'm like

Nope no food Well like it was weird Because like I was hungry I know I needed food But I didn't want to eat Like I was super queasy still But I was like For whatever reason in my mind at the time

Runza sounded just like a little bit cleaner than like Mexican food or something like that. Yeah. So I was like, I'll get a burger from Runza. And I like, I shit you not. I took the fries and I was like, I was just nibbling them.

Like the crinkle cut, you know, I was going one crinkle at a time. Like slowly working my stomach back into it. And then I felt a little better and then I devoured it. But all of this to say that I discover that Scott has the nickname Scooters, at the Roka Tavern. So we came into work, and I immediately told the guys, and we just start calling him Scooter.

Like, what's up, Scooter? And I'm at work working on a thing, and a member comes up to me and goes, hey, who on your staff is named Scooter? I was like, what? He's like an old guy that Mo's Rough for us. and he was like, well, I just heard him on the radio trying to win some tickets or something.

It was like, I can't remember what station it was, but it was one of those call-in things. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, he said he was Scooter from Roca, and he worked at Wilderness Ridge and was a rough mower. And they were like, let's hear the mower. So I guess he, like, got off his, I don't know if he got off his mower or if he just, like, held his phone back and was like, it's running.

You can, can you hear it? I don't know. That's fucking awesome. But basically he, he called into the radio to, like, answer a quiz question and said it was scooter. And so a member was like, who's scooter? I was like, what? That's fucking funny. Oh, my God.

It was the funniest fucking thing. I was like, he's this older guy that mows rough for us. He called into the radio station trying to answer a quiz question. Oh, fuck. So every once in a while in the morning meeting, I'll be like, Scooter, where are you at on the rough? Oh, oh, and one more thing. He came in. So like I said, when we were there, it was a lady bartender, this Asian lady bartender, and a guy, and just said, oh, yeah.

Because I was like, said Sarah drinks fireball? He was like, yep, Scooter. A couple days later Scott came into work And he handed me something And it was It might have been 3D printed But it was like a red

It looked like one of those Fire extinguisher holders Uh huh That say break in case of emergency Without the glass pain or whatever It was just like the red part And it was a fireball shooter And it said in case of birdie

And he handed it to me and he goes, the lady, hop sing, the lady at the Roka Tavern wanted me to give you this. Because, like, I told her, like, he works at the golf course with me. Yeah. He goes, hop sing wanted me to give you this. And I go, why do you guys call her hop sing? Because, like, his nickname is Scooter.

Yeah. And so hearing Hop sing, I'm like, what does, what's that mean? And he just goes, she's Asian. I was like, okay. My bad. That's fucking funny. Given that your name is Scooter, and then you said, Hop Sing, I thought maybe she also just has a funny nickname. But I go, why do you call her that?

And he goes, she's Asian. It's like, oh shit. So I got a cool ass thing. And it's got, yeah, it's got like a little thing that you can hang on your golf bag. And it's like a shooter holder. and it says in case of birdie. That's pretty sweet. I was like, fuck yeah, that's fucking sick.

Talking about unruly hangovers. Okay. This dates back to one of them Tuesdays I'm talking about. Hold on before you, I need to check the mini fridge again, see if it spawned anything else. Okay. Natty Light. Let's go. Anyways, we went out on Tuesday.

and just like some guys we work with, turned into a night. I get home. I threw up that night. I woke up the next morning. So, okay. So, threw up that night. The reason why I puke every Friday is when I'm hung over,

I cannot brush my tongue when I'm brushed my teeth. Instant puke. Mid-brush my teeth. So I got to go and I got to brush my teeth again. And then I try to brush my tongue and I'm like, I'm like, all right. Damn it, I got to start all over again.

Well, let's just draw it at that. And then I go to work. Oh, my God. And we have like what we call coffee breaks, which is like our 15 minute safety break that we're supposed to take every day. You're mandated, your union mandated break. I run home and I eat a breakfast burrito.

I'm like, I got to eat something. Like something's got to start. What time? Alcohol. 10 o'clock in the morning. At work. Yeah. So I'm like, I run home.

I grab a breakfast burrito. I eat the breakfast burrito. And the whole time it's going down, I'm just like, this is not making it all the way to my stomach. So I eat the breakfast burrito, and I just feel so shitty. I come home at lunch. I puke and just went late on the floor. and slept my entire lunch break.

My God, dude. And I woke up and I'm like, I was like, yeah, I'm just going to call in. But really? Everybody that I was with was from work. So I'm like, fuck, I can't call in. So I fucking go back to work. Do we need to cut any of this?

Like, is your work going to care? No, that'd be right. Nah. Anyway. It's from all town Nebraska. because they get it. So then milked that one off. And, yeah, that was my last real doozy of one.

A monster in a bottle of water usually cure it. Yeah, it sounds like you just throw monster with anything, and it just is a fucking, the elixir of life. It is. It just fixes everything. You could, sounds like, oh my God, you crack me up. I like how mine's like I went on a party bus after a wedding and you're just like last Thursday. Pretty much.

Oh my God. Yeah, I mean, so what are you even? But I still work my ass off. Like I get to work. Yeah, I know. I know. It's not like you don't do anything. It's just you fucking, I mean, some people just like to feel good.

And you're just like, uh-uh. I need to be. Just kidding. It's actually gotten, it was so bad that this week I haven't drank anything until the night. That I'm like, man, this is what work feels like to wake up and not be hung over and tired. It's pretty great, isn't it? This is quite enjoyable. Like, I should try this more often.

Oh, my God. So what the first? fuck is going on. I see you're in a fucking wheel loader with a brush pile on fire. And I'm like, what is this guy doing at work? Well, we just burned our tree pile. So you're up there. You're getting paid. Let me get this straight. They're like, damn, you go sit in that wheel loader and just tend to giant fire all day with a fucking wheel loader. Yeah. And then later that day, we cook chili dogs in the bucket of the wheel loader. It's like, for those

of you that don't know Cam, Cam is the type of guy that's like, I'm picturing you walking into the job and them going, well, I hope you like fire and heavy equipment. And you're like, those are my two favorite things.

Those are actually my two favorite things. Besides sex. And then, they're just like, well, you haven't met our intern yet. That'll be sitting in there with you. No. Well, actually, I got a new guy on our apartment. And I'm technically the boss for our department, so it's all right.

So what? So one of the perks of the job is getting to fucking play with fire all day? Yeah. Pretty much. We did that for like two days straight. So is that just like a Okay, I was going to say Is that just like a

It's the community tree pile Well we like to do it when Before the pod gets too big But it's been so dry And then we just finally got enough rain That it was allowed That we could get a burn permit So

I was gonna say Because we're in red flag warnings All the time Yeah, it's been fucking dry So you have to get a burn permit Every time you do it Yeah It's not just like one of those

things where it's like you get you get like permission to have like brush fires it's like every time you do it you have to get a permit yeah exactly you got to get a hold of the fire department and then one of the chiefs or somebody that's able to sign burn permits will sign off on it and then you have to sign it and then PD has to sign it so do they have to like every time come out and inspect the area that you're going to burn well not really as long as it's not like real big. What if it's like the first time you're doing it? Maybe.

I don't know. What happens if someone on like farmland wants to do a controlled burn? Do they have to come out and like look at the area and be like, okay, this is good? I would assume so, probably. I suppose I could ask Richie. I got the bucket. He did a little controlled burn on his property.

Of the loader so hot it turned purple. Oh my god Dude the fire is so hot You can't even like get close to it What do you mean Can you feel it from inside the cab I'll send you a picture real quick So if we can get your live reaction

Do you Is it one of those things where it's like If you're in the cab with it shut you're good But if you open the door it's like And you have to like close it Dude Yeah Like you would not want to be in an

open cab in the fire. Like, we drive the wheel loader through the fire to stir it up. What? We sift through, yeah. I'll send you a video the next time we're doing it. I suppose the wheels are like fucking a hundred fucking plied tires

that can probably handle that. We also take a skid steer out there and drive skidsteer in it. This was, I had it like this and then 20 minutes about 20 to 30 minutes sitting there we threw a styrofoam

cup on it and the styrofoam cup melted after 30 minutes yeah dude we get that fire so hot that bolt is blue yeah so like if you grab real dry shit the fire is so hot that you get

with them like five foot of the fire that shit'll just light on fire in a bucket Oh my God That's crazy We actually It just combusts With tempered glass Like high temperature tempered glass

Yeah I didn't even think about that I suppose if the glass gets too fucking hot It might fucking shatter Yeah Or if it gets hot and cools off or something Yeah it's kind of wild Because like the second day It really gives you an understanding of like

how fires work in the sense like a lot of people like how intense they can actually be yeah and like so with those we got like there's some logs in there that are like eight foot around like stumps eight feet around yeah like we have a company a company that a company that cuts trees and they'll cut down like big cotton woods yeah eight foot but like six foot well i mean honestly diameter like eight feet yeah

versus um circumference diameter six right I mean I don't like that well all you're like

like you're saying eight feet all the way around not from it end to end like no like we have six foot diameter logs like stumps that are in there

and so all your brush and shit all your light stuff burns off really fast. Well, all the actual smother it and you'll go like, we'll like stir it up and you'll hit like a spot and it just like fucking

burst into flames. Once you let oxygen to it, it just like, poof. Does it literally just go like like, p. Exactly. Is there like an audible? Oh my God. It starts burning. It's actually kind of sweet. It's kind of a cool lesson in like fire.

Like like I mean probably the way like forest fires work and the intensity and the flow of oxygen. We got a burn permit and we had a newer guy go out and well, the ash smothered a spot so bad that he actually started pushing up the other tree pile to it

and he opened it and it lit the whole other tree pile on fire because it sat there for a week. So it sat there for a week and still was able to reignite? Yeah, with just hot embers inside of it. And then once you open those embers up, they get oxygen to start burning again. That's wild. I mean, granted, this is a really small scale. I remember one time when I was still living at my parents, we had a fire pit on, I think, like a Friday night.

Instead of, like, putting the hose on it. Like it, we had watched it all the way down to where it was just, Jesus Christ, just glowing embers. And we just let it smolder out, kind of. Yeah. And then the next night, Saturday night, we went out there. And I was kind of like raking back some of the, like, ash. And I was like, holy shit.

There's like, I can feel a little bit of heat. And there's like a little bit of like red still down in there. And I was like, Let's put some paper and twigs on this and see if we can reignite it, and then we can call it the 24-hour fire. Granted, yours is a fucking week. Where my dad works, they do their burn, usually. They burn their pile that they cut every year in January.

And we were golfing one time in late July. Don't. No. And they go, no. There's a fire at your guys. eyes as tree lot. Well, in one of the big cottonwoods they cut down, it was all hollowed out.

Well, right, because it had died or rotted out. There was embers inside there, and it got hot and windy, and it caught a breeze through there and lit the inside of it on fire and caught the whole rest of a tree pile on fire. It sat there for like five months. Just smoldering. Oh, my God. That's insane.

Well, and we've been kind of particular, because I don't know if you followed it much, but our fire, our wildfire was called the Cottonwood Fire. Your wildfire? Do you remember seeing the post of... Well, I see if there's another beer in here. Do you know seeing the post of Nebraska's on fire? Bye-bye.

Okay, go ahead. Do you remember seeing the post of like Nebraska's on fire? I try to stay out of politics. No, but like... I'm just kidding. I don't know. Maybe. When was this?

A fire by, you know where Ogalall is at? Lake McConaughey. And maybe I did know it. Well, I know where that is. Yeah. So that wildfire was going on at the same time our wildfire was going. And it burnt like 520,000 acres or some shit. Oh, my God.

And ours was 120,000 acres. It was just like just south of town. It was wild, dude. The fire, like, so like we got big hills that are just south of town. And you could legit just. just see like an orange glow because the winds were so high and everything was so dry

it went from North Platte to Gothenburg Were you like kind of scared? Yeah I mean Kind of The winds were so bad

Well but there's no trees This is like 10 miles out of town And there was ash falling on our shop From it My God. It was wild. So anyways, yeah. But they ended up calling in, like, National Guard.

And they had, like, FEMA. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. I feel like there's been kind of like a... I guess maybe it's me living in the Midwest where there isn't a lot of forest here in Nebraska. Yeah. I mean, granted, what you just described did happen in Nebraska. But like some of these areas out west when there's, you know, big wildfires out in like California and stuff, I feel like we kind of don't really think much of it.

And the idea of forest fires is kind of, I feel like kind of foreign to us. But like what you're describing first started, they had like the first day of it, they had it marked that the fire was moving at 40 mile an hour. what? Yeah, the fire was spreading at 40 mile an hour. That's how much ground it was. So, so, so, like, ground was igniting that fast as it went. And it, it was, like, wild because, like, you said, you don't ever see, like, or hear of fires like that. Like, we worry about tornadoes.

Yeah, exactly. And so a couple years ago, I didn't know about this until I was talking to somebody. about this. It was like 2014. There was another fire that was just south of Gothenburg, and they called it the fire of flaming crickets. The fuck. So they, like, they use roads a lot of the time to stop the fire because it takes so much to jump it. Well, the fire kept spreading because crickets would literally light on fire and jump across the road and catch the other side of the road on fire. What? Yeah, so they called it The Fire Flaming Crickets.

That sounds like some fucking Doomsday shit. There was like, within a week, it was like 700,000-some acres of land that got burned. And my neighbors volunteer firefighter. How long ago was that?

A couple months, a month ago. What? Yeah, a month and a half ago. You could see it from satellite imagery. Like, you could see. see like the glow of the fires from satellite imagery. My God. There was 52 fire departments.

There was 52 fire departments. Lincoln sent a wild land crew all the way from Lincoln. They drove from Lincoln with their fire trucks all the way here to help with the fire. You're welcome. Our guys were doing, I think they did. Our volunteer fire department, some of them did like. like 14 hours on, two hours off. Yeah, it was wild.

Did you see, I saw a video online of some guy that, like, one of those planes that was dropping that pink, like, fire retardant, whatever it is. Yeah. And just absolutely doused his whole house as it was going over his air. Yeah. Wild shit. There was a cabin. There was a cabin that they go. There was like, they ran their whole house.

and everything, their heat was off propane. And they had a big propane tank, and they couldn't find it after the fire. What do you mean they couldn't find it? Like it blew up and just was gone. Like they exploded. Because they left. They abandoned their property. Yeah, there was evacuation notices.

Right. Fuck. I sent you a video. The pain tank was gone. Yeah. You did? Did I respond to it? I sent you a video of the smoke.

I don't know. I think I did. What did I say? I don't know. It was wild, though. Tell me what you think I said. I don't know. Just make up a response.

Knowing you, without any description, you're probably like, wow. I don't know. Wow. That's crazy. Hey, I didn't stutter. but yeah dude you don't realize how uncontrollable fire is until like a situation like that so like what were some of the crews doing were they just like hand tools because i know but were they doing like because sometimes they like we'll do controlled burns to try to stop it

yeah they were doing a lot of like they'll try to burn an area first so they'll get ahead of the fire and start a fire and try to let that fire burn back to it. So then you have a big area of already burned up vegetation. They were doing a lot of that. So then it can't spread. But yeah, I mean, fuck, it was probably three weeks until FEMA got out of here. And, like, they had, like, the National Guard came in in FEMA. And, yeah, those guys, they had to get underneath of, like, cedar trees that didn't burn

and rake out all the grasses underneath there to make sure that there was no hot ember. or anything still sitting there. Because we were so dry. But you're talking about 700,000 acres. Well, that was just total. That was total in Nebraska. Oh. But I mean, like, as it's burning, though,

there's still probably hundreds of acres. Yeah, they, like, they had, there's videos of Lake that's south of us. The National Guard had Blackhawks coming in and filling their, the tanks that you see in, like forest fires. The big balloons.

Yeah. They're like a bunch of people got videos of it. I don't know. That like scoop up water. Yeah, but they were filling out of the lakes and there's a bunch of black, black hawks flying around and. Wonder how much water those things hold. But ours was nothing compared to,

it was the moral fire was the other name of the other one. Ours was the Cottonwood and the Moral Fire. Yeah, it was. crazy shit. Normally, this is a comedy podcast, but I feel like

sometimes... We can leave it off in a comedy. Hang on, I got to peeve. Keep going. Okay. Entertain the folks. What a...

Okay, folks. Sean, you know what, Sean, if you're listening right now, I can hear Cam pissing. Can you still hear me through your headphones? Okay.

I get a muffled, yeah. Sean, I don't know if you're joking or not about your burp fetish, but I know we've been doing it quite a bit on this pod. So if you're listening right now, first of all, you're welcome. Cam said that'll be $100. He takes Venmo and cash app. Thank you for tuning in and DMing me, us. I'm the one that runs a TikTok account. Let's next time have a feedback.

You know how excited I was? When I saw that message that was like, can I submit a request? And I thought it was going to be like, can you guys talk about this? Can you do this as a challenge? Or can you do a tier list? And it was just, can you fucking burp into the mic for me? Sure, buddy. I was like, oh, shit, we're getting some engagement.

Never heard of a burp fetish before, but yeah, well. Hey. I don't king shame. I mean, for the right price, holy a hot fucking steamer on your chest. I mean, I'll burp out of my ass if it's the right price. Okay, leave us off on a funny note. Oh, you said on a funny note,

I thought you were going to leave us off on something. Oh, no, I was just going to come up with a funny topic. You know what I sometimes think about? You know how I always give you shit about the whole reason why I did this, stepbrothers quote quiz to you is because sometimes you'll misquote it or I'll quote it and you'll be like was that from I'll be like your favorite movie that you watch once a week when you and bailey were you and bailey were on your honeymoon and maybe we've talked about this on the pod before as many people know that have really anyone that has seen stepbrothers the infamous scene when

the family derrick's family is in the car and they're singing sweet child of mine I was intoxicated is no no no i'm going to tell the story anyways first of all everyone already knew that second of all i'm going to tell the story anyways granted in your defense where they start singing the song in the movie is like where they actually start singing yeah and it's and it might be a little bit into like the singing also anyways there is I can't remember what it was on. It might have been on Snapchat or an Instagram story, but you guys were on your honeymoon. And there was like a band or something that was playing sweet child of mine.

But it was from the top where it was like the actual music of the song playing, because there's kind of like a lead-in to the lyrics. Yeah. And you just hear Bailey go, oh my God, it's a song from Stepbrose. brothers. You hear Kim go No. This is not for stepbrothers.

You hear Cam go, no it's not. I was actually It totally is. It's sweet child of mine. It's a song they see. What would just went through my head was like, I actually just married this woman.

She doesn't even know what. Fucking songs are in my favorite movie. And then I felt so dumb. Did I respond to it? Like, that's the song. Yeah. Like, that is. You're like, that's definitely.

I can't remember. I can't remember. That's, that's like the most famous scene is them singing that exact song. You're like, that's not the song. Flat, flat. You don't even look good when you're singing. Right, right. She's like, that's the song from step brothers.

You're like, no, it's not. You're like, so perturbed. You're like, no, it's not. Oh, shit. What? I was like, you can't make this shit up. Because the whole thing about you not knowing the lines of your favorite movie was kind of a meme. But that was like real life.

Like, there's no disputing like he actually. Bob does sports. No, I haven't really. Dude, there's too many. So they play golf and they just do. There's too many people on social media. They do an astronomical challenge. like the other one they did with John Rom.

And they were eating 23 tacos or something in 18 holes or nine holes. There's four of them. Do you watch any of like Bryson or Grant Horvats? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Golf videos. A lot. Dude, people, I don't know, you can weigh in on this. People don't really like Bryson.

And I didn't necessarily. love him. I didn't like him until he started his YouTube channel. Exactly dude. Where you get to actually get to know them as a person instead of just a golfer. Because think about it. The professional golfers you see on TV,

you never even get to hear him fucking talk. No. Why do you not like him? Yeah, exactly. They're like, he's such a douche. It's like, you can't, he's not even saying anything. He's just playing. Yeah. From his body language, you think he's a douche? but then you hear him like

but then he's playing golf and he's playing with you know all these guys and he's like actually like having fun playing it's like him and John Daly in break 50 dude I love that video

let's have a chocolate milk here all right you get two squirts four because I'm fat I fucking watch that video not that long ago I've watched that video a couple times actually the very first tea John Daly pulls up with his

Cowboys brand golf cart or the front hatch opens and it's a cooler It's just full of ice How many beers have you had already? Probably 12 Yeah I'll tell you a couple of my favorite quotes

The very first T John Daley of course goes up there No range session goes up there Doesn't even practice swing No shoes, no socks stripes it and then he just goes, where'd that go? And Bryson goes, 260 dead straight.

And he just goes, prove it. And then, and then later in the video, he goes, fuck, I don't know. He was like, I usually hit my, he's like, I hit my three wood about 2.30 when I'm drunk, about 2.10 when I'm sober. And I'm drunk, so this will go 2.30. Something like that. I can't remember.

But I was just like, you said it's a matter of factly. Yeah, do you know, like honestly, though, if I can meet one celebrity, he'd probably be John Daly. He's just such an, like, dude, icon. And he, Yeah, especially for your sport, because you're, I mean, that's you, that's your role model. He's a golfer that loves to drink.

Fuck, what, I can't remember what episode, but they were playing, like, a match. And it was Grant Horvatt. Phil Nicholson. He was probably Grant and Phil versus him and his son. Yeah, and he goes, yeah, this match would be over quicker than my marriages. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Oh, he said it might, that might have been the Bryson video because the course they were playing out was I think John's home course.

Sorry. Because he had his custom cart there. I think the, I think that was the video with Bryson because what he said was these greens are faster than all my marriages. Yeah. That's what he said. And then when he has his like cooer completely full and they go, how many he says something like how many beers you're

going to drink and he goes, oh, probably all of them. In one of the videos, he shows up with four cases of good boys just in his passenger seat of his cart. Right, right, right. I think I could be wrong, but in that video I think they're just like how many of you had? And he's like, oh, I started

drinking it like nine. I probably had like 20. that's why Bob does sports is nice because they have like they're not great golfers but they have so funny videos you need to watch them I probably should watch a Bob does sports episode does fat Perez golf with him a lot yeah I just watch the video I'm kind of weird when I when it comes to like stuff I like watch I'll find something I'll like and I'll kind of latch onto it.

We might have missed all this. What's up? Did you stop recording? I don't know. I let the computer falls. No, we're good. We're good. I'll let the computer fall.

We're good. We're here. We're back. When I like something, I kind of latch on to it where I'm like anything different. I'm like, no. No. This is different than the thing. I like.

So like, I like the grant and Phil like 2B2s they do. I like watching Bryson's break 50s. And then it's like Bob does sports and good good. I'm like, well, I don't know these guys. I can't watch them. Yeah.

You can watch new things, Jake. Like, it's okay to see things you haven't seen before. Watch a Bob does sports episode. They do a drinking one. That's fucking hilarious. I really should. I watched not long ago. it was a competition and it was Grant and Phil, John Rom, and what's the guy's name that got banned from PGA?

And he has a brother. I forget. Ban from the PGA and has a brother. Yeah, he has a brother. And it was Bryson and Fat Pryryor. and it was that guy's brother that I was talking about and like a South African

golfer and they were doing like 2y-2 scrambles, but it was like four or five teams. I don't know. Oh, Wesley Brian. Okay.

And then his brother. I forget what his brother's name was. But his brother was also a pretty good golfer. It was like a four team or five team to be two scramble. That was a fun video. We need to, I need to plan a weekend to come down to Lincoln and we need to fire in a scramble competition. Yeah, let's go. Let's play.

Or y'all can come down here. I can get it. Yeah, I would love to. I think it, is it our turn to come there or is it? Well, it's definitely our turn because you came here more than than. granted it was for like wedding stuff sometimes but um yeah no we got a a little little uh boyscation at the wilderness yeah i could get us on there i can get also get us on at hidden valley because matt our mechanic hello hello probably can't hear me

hell, governor. The superintendent over there, we ground or grind his units, his cutting units for him. And Matt, our mechanic basically was just like, yeah, so we'll grind him in exchange for golf.

And he was like, yeah, come out and play whenever you want. Like, he just basically was... Perfect. Made a deal without making a deal. So, not that long ago. And I don't, I don't, out of just i don't want to be that guy i don't want to abuse it but like i've only done it once so far last time i was just like um yeah we grind um cutting units for your superintendent and i like name

dropped him name dropped myself i was like yeah i'm the assistant superintendent um but i was like yeah we grind reels in exchange for golf yeah i brushed my shoulders off i was like uh so i don't if he need to get a hold of him or like if we handle that when we get there they're just like no we'll just make a note of it and then when I got there and they were just like here's your key and I was like thank you t-shae so we could probably play there if we wanted to I'm in like a little boys golfing weekend maybe if you come down are you does July 18th work for you guys to do beer Olympics do you want to you don't have to decide now the kitchen yeah

You don't have to decide now if you don't want. Hey, where's my beer? Well, leaner's gone tonight, so I think I might run to fucking, I might be getting that. BK. BK. Have it your way. What are you having for supper? Bailey's making subs.

Subs. Yeah, like, or clubs. Shubs. Clubs. Shubs. Shubs with sauce? Dude, me and my brother have been on our two-week Minecraft, but it's turned into like a month and a half.

We're at like 300. It's not really two-week Minecraft binge, then is it? It's been kind of legendary. Pretty sweet. What are you doing? Oh, we're breaking blocks and building blocks and building and building and breaking. Are you on survival? Yes, sir.

I actually just like last week fell in the lava in the nether and lost my Elytra. Oh no. It's all. A-ne. But anyways. Okay. We'll leave it off on that. Well, I pray for Gams on Elytra.

I could keep talking for ages. Well, yeah, I know, but maybe we should save it. We ought to do this more for all of you, that are sticking around and listening to us even though we're going on fucking like two and three week what do you have on Tuesdays sometimes movie club my wife's at league

but I'm usually open on but I'm usually open on Wednesday but then I know you don't have listen you don't have to drink and if you do you can only drink like one or two fuck that

I don't know we'll figure it out we'll do this we ought to do this more because this is easy yeah we could easily get an episode going because I've been so busy lately that it's and it was so easy um with you because we just basically knew we were going to record week to week and that's when we were doing like every week yeah um but they're getting kind of spaced out in between episodes

but we're not stopping we need to hop back in it we need to get back in i'm gonna fucking leave it get back on the grind so yeah for those of you that have stuck around and you're like are they ever going to upload again it's just dying it's not dying this is only the beginning we're at the tippity top of the mountain

and we're only halfway up Sean if you're listening to this episode maybe come back with something different next episode yeah Sean if you're listening to this episode but it's cool

burp It was Burt Fettish. I know. Listen, Sean, we don't king shame. But leave a comment on one of our videos about something you want us to talk about. There's a challenge you want us to, well, maybe not a challenge. If it's like, do the poison challenge, I'd be like, fuck you. But if it's like, do like a tier list or like rank a movie or review a movie, I think that'd be fun if we watched a movie and reviewed it.

Oh, yeah. I'd be down to that. We should do that sometime. We got a tier test. We got a tear test. We got a tier list. Hey, is it Thursday? That we talked about.

We've only done one tier list, and it was, we've done a blind beer tasting. No, the one we just talked about before this podcast. Oh, cereal. Yeah. Are we just going to sit here and eat cereal for an hour? Muckbang, bitches. Might have to be a morning episode. Maybe that's one we'll do in person.

I'd be down. Either way, follow us on Spotify, or Apple Podcasts. I think there's other places besides those that the whatever uploads to, but those are like the two that most people have. So we're on YouTube if you want to see, well, on these episodes, we're not doing face cam.

We're just doing audio only. But you can go watch our past episodes and see our pretty little faces, looking each other in the eye and confessing our love to each other. Yeah, yeah. John's going to be like, now burp, now burp, burp, burp, or I can't come. All right.

Until next time, you got anything for these folks, Cam? I don't think so. Stay salty, fellas. Until next time, don't play with fire. Don't play with fire. Or y'all get burned. See ya. See ya.