Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 92: How about you get your own Podcast

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

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And then he grabbed my and started like, jerk. I was like, whoa, dude. I was like, whoa. And then I never picked it back up again. That shit turns me, like, I don't want to read. You're like, I got to put this down because I don't like the way it's making me feel. Yes. You got it.

You can't be getting hard to that. No, I was confused because, like. A lot of people get confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was confused at the book. Welcome to the, can someone tell Derell it's cut, podcast? I'm Jake and I'm a grass daddy and I'm being joined by fellow grass daddies. Bowling, A.k.a. Ben and Nolan.

Here we go. Boys, welcome to the pod once again. We find ourselves in a familiar place. You know, sitting down, setting up this, uh, it just, it's getting to the point where it's nostalgic, even though, you know, what was the last one we did? It's been a minute. How close are we to do 100? 100 episodes.

I think this will be. Upper 80 I can find that out right now I think this is upper 80 Jimmy But do you know what I was referencing When I said that Say what

Tell Darrell it's cut No I was gonna ask you about that I was gonna say who the fuck is Darrell You've seen the clip I know you've seen the clip You've probably seen it Oh yeah Nick Steven Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah Drell It's cold Oh yeah and he throws his hat Damn Yeah Yeah You got anyone in the flat.

Yeah. All right. Wasn't that a spring game? No, that was just a practice. It was practice. But isn't there a clip of him just absolutely coming unglued at like a, their like spring game like a red white? Probably. I'd imagine, yeah.

Guys, it's psycho. By the way, episode, this will be 92. Nuh. Uh-huh. We're getting close. You're getting me close. Am I hearing? Is that my computer?

I'm hearing the fans of my computer? I'm hearing a fan, yes. Yeah, so my computer's like 20, it's like a 20, 14 or 15 model. So this thing, it's on its last legs. How much is a MacBook run nowadays? A couple grand. You trade that in. A couple grand.

Yeah, I mean, for like the highest one, you can probably get one for like less than a thousand. I've no right around a thousand. This was like a graduation present or whatever, but, you know, I don't know. Back in your day. What do you mean back in my day? That was a good, that was a good laptop back in your day. It was a little 15-inch screen It still looks good

You could have told me that was last year's release And I would have believed it It's at the point now though Where it has to be plugged in You know when you Yeah yeah When your laptop gets to the point Where you have to be plugged in

I have an iPad like that back from high school Yeah Because in my high school We used like iPads my last couple years To like do like Yeah we had we did that too What was it called? It was called like the one

The what was it called? We had like just the iPad But like you used like canvas or whatever. Yeah. Or what was it called? I can't even remember what's called. Did you have moodle? We had moodle?

Yes. And we did. We did. It was focused first and then it switched over to moodle. No one's like, I just went to a high school. I don't know what the fuck you guys were doing. They didn't give our kids electronics. I can't know.

Recipe. That's how you lose electronic. I got in trouble for the electronics. And we'll be hearing about that momentarily. We played baseball with the Chromebook one time. and a granola bar. I shattered a iPad one time trying to kill a wasp. I was just using my backpack to fucking just like, I was just swinging that thing around.

Whirling it up. And not even thinking about it, my last period of the day I opened my backpack. And I'm like, oh my, there was glass everywhere. There was a hole in the screen. No case, no screen. No, there was a case. Oh, there was just. God damn.

How fast were you had that thing spool up? I went full just serial killer on this fucking wall. Yeah, yeah. Everyone was like, get it, get it, get it. Yeah, yeah. Hyping you up. You're like, oh shit, my iPad was in my old shit. I had, my iPad was like under some blankets in my basement, I think.

And I was like stepping as you do when you walk. Yeah. And I stepped like on a blanket and felt like I felt like a pop. Mm-hmm. and I looked and my iPad was fine but when I turned the screen on there was just like blue like it fucked up some of the pixels or something

on the I don't even know but you crushed all the fucking whatever's in the screen you used to crush those I don't know how technology works I don't even I was trying to think of the word for what makes a pixel and I couldn't well it's red green and blue

RGB. But what makes the RGB? Light. Are you asking me? I feel like you're the guy. I mean, we're both looking at you for different. Different for different types of screens. See, that's why we're looking at you.

Yeah. So depends on what screen it is. It's just, it's just, correct me if I'm wrong, because you're the expert. It's just a light, like, wavelength, isn't it? And then the red, the green, the red, green and blue. I'm going to let you get there. overlay and blend together because that's what creates color. It's a certain level of red, green, blue will create the right blend of color for a colored image.

Right? Don't even look at me. Well, I guess what I'm thinking of is like old style color TV, like the tube, the wave. Let's open this up. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, let's get that. We might be able to figure this out. Yeah, I think I'm too sober to having this conversation.

Oh my gosh. Oh, no way. Happy 250th, everybody. Happy 250th. I think I might plan on posting this on the fourth. But we'll see. I mean, I'm taking the whole week off, so I'll have plenty time to edit it.

Shout out to America. Yeah, shout out America. Shout out all the men and broads that raise it from the ground up or took it from people that were already here. Hey, give us Argentina. Finders, keepers. Losers

Weep You don't bring a long bow to a musket fight I mean Come on You know what they say Who's they So what were you searching on your iPad Starts with a P

And rhymes with corn Does it have to do Does it have anything to do with The alphabet That we were so Yeah Incredibly dialed in on.

Yeah. I was thinking about that today. I was like, we really went A to Z. Navy adult actors. Wasn't my proudest day, but I was pretty proud of it. I think you were listed off a lot of October. Was I?

We were all. I remember struggling, there's a part of, I don't know. I remember you throwing out a, like, we got to, like, Q, and we were like, oh, this is going to be hard, and you were just like, queen claw. and you like knew Oh yeah, quichua.

Well, I don't know. Something that starts with a cue. I remember my answer for Q. Oh, you had the Q. But it didn't start with a Q. I did have, sorry. I did have X. You had X.

And I were, yeah. And who was? You could do that. You better go watch that episode. Watch the episode and find out what X was. That's good. That's a good podcast. I don't know what we could have said for Z though.

I don't remember that. I feel like Z would be easier than... Zee. There's probably like a Zion in there. Zion Williams. Or maybe like a Zia or something. I don't even know. Wasn't Zion Williamson banging a porn star?

And we just counted it? By trade, he might be considered a porn star. Is he still playing? Do you keep up with the NBA that much? A little bit. He's just hurt all the time. Pelicans are my favorite NBA team. Oh, so you should know.

Yeah, he was hanging around. do you think is it one of those things where like I feel like those guys that were freaky athletic that could jump really high their bodies were so crazy that they just like hurt themselves and tore themselves apart is that kind of what happened with him

yeah if Zion Williamson didn't get hurt so much he would be talked about like he comes back and he's decent but he's just hurts so much every time it's like holy shit like this guy's crazy and then he blows at his whatever like his hammy or his but do you think it's because he's got such like freakish because he's no not him

out of the gym in high school as a young kid. He's pretty proportional. He's not like, he's not like wimby when he came into the league who was like an alien and like skeletal and had issues like that. But I think he just got hurt and then it just kind of just snowballed into like one thing. When someone gets hurt, they like it's like a, like Derek Rose, you know, he was like once he started to get hurt, it was just there was no coming back. Right. At least, at least to his prime. Because he is still, I mean, he's still whatever, like two, whatever, six, nine fucking. Zion?

Yeah, he's still insane. Is he that tall? Really? I thought he was like six, six, but he could just jump, like, crazy. He could jump out the gym. I forget how tall he, but he's still, like, that guy, but he just hurt. Only there was a way you could find out. Do you see, Janus got traded?

To the heat. To the heat. With his Greek brothers in my name. Was he only at Milwaukee? Yeah. and this is this first time being moved him in the fuck something

oh Tyler no they traded Tyler yeah Hero was in that package Coldest white boy for one playoff run Boom I was right He's 66 255

380 385 in his head and the rest of his body he should just become a full back What do you think about like People always said like Oh if LeBron played football

Oh if Kevin Durant was a receiver Like what do you think about What do you think about that Not necessarily saying what if he was a crossover athlete Like Dion or like some of those other guys But like what if he just Instead of choosing basketball Oh I think he'd be able to do it

Are you just assuming that he instead of training basketball from the time he was like three he was just in football no no no I'm saying like when he was in high school okay instead of even though he went directly from high school nobody's gonna know what happened they're just gonna see you looking down I kissed his toe like even though he went directly from high school to the NBA like what if he went from high school instead of the NBA he just like decided to pursue football because he was like a decent high school football player that's why you think he would have flopped yeah that's why athletes think do that are so revered like Bo Jackson

and fucking uh, wasn't the Dionne, yeah, Dion was a big one. They're like such like crazy stories because that's like an insane thing to do. Michael Jordan. Because they... Michael Jordan doesn't count. Yeah. He wasn't good enough of a baseball player to... And there is

a conspiracy out there that his father was in so much debt that it was something where like he couldn't stay in the NBA so he had switched over to baseball. Oh. Well, there's a lot of people that were in like Kylo Marl.

was like a drafted baseball player. Yeah, it was also. Really? Yeah, there was another quarterback. Um, fucking Russell. Tom Brady, I think was. Are you thinking of Russell Wilson? Chunky ad?

I might be thinking of Russell Wilson. Did you see the clip of him like running down to first? And all the comments were just clouding him. I can't remember. It was like the Rangers, wasn't it? The Yankees. He'd always play spring training. Yankees.

Yeah. Which is such horseshit. To think that, because he took a roster spot, wouldn't he? So there's a dude. in double A, triple A, he's like, well, what if I made the big leagues? And I was like, well, no, Russell Wilson's coming to spring play spring training. We're going to take on Russell Wilson just because it'd be fun. Yeah, like.

Because he can. Fuck you. So we're like, you know. Well, and for the Yankees to do it, too, it's weird. It's like Seattle Seahawk, let the Mariners figure that out. The Yankees shouldn't be like, all right. Who was, that was, like, strictly for him. Like the Yankees knew he was never

They were never taken Russell Selling tickets is something that can be an appeal though It gets the team money I mean but like if he's good enough to make a roster You know he makes the field and sells tickets and stuff It's like a gamble but So it's like a So it's a marketing thing

Probably basically Yeah I mean it is a business That makes sense but Watch Moneyball Second Best movie ever mean I have seen Moneyball I did finally...

What's one? Good Bull hunting. It's fair. I did finally watch it after, since I couldn't get it downloaded and watch it on the plane. I did finally, hard crack.

Not as fun to do a hard crack on a bottle can. It was about as hard as that's getting. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't very hard. It was pretty soft, in fact. But I did finally watch that. Banger movie. Did you shed a tear?

That's what losing sounds like. Did you actually not know what I was doing for a second? Well, not until you see. said the words and then. Right. I feel like I should undo my chance. Were you like, are you about to fart?

Yeah. I thought a burp was coming if we're going to be honest. Did you have drafted me in the first room? What? Would you have drafted me in the first room? Drafted you. Banger line. That was a banger line.

I'd have taken you in the sixth round. Wait, wait, wait, who said that? Chris Pratt? No. No. It was Jonah Hill to. That was Jonah Hill to Billy Bean. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Billy would have said that to Jonah. Yeah, he said that, but then Jonah said out of taking you in the six, no signing bonus or whatever. Right. It's like, yeah. Back in bags, Pete. No, no, no, because I forgot. I remember that a lot of that was about how he was a flop.

And he was basically coerced into doing something he wasn't ready for. No, it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they did. No, I think it was based off at Jonah. Hill's like mathematical like philosophy to baseball. No, that's the plot of the movie. I'm saying the whole Billy Bean side of it because they keep cutting to him. They show him batting and he's like striking out and he was like this top prospect that was supposed to do well.

He wasn't coerced. He was really good for his like entire career in college or not college but like really good. And it was really good in spring training and really good and all that. And then they were like, we'll take you, but you can't. go to college. So he had a decision. And then he chose to go in the majors, flopped. And then Jonah's model said that he wasn't going to be that good in the major. So he'd have been able to predict and going to college and his life would be different and all that. But part of it was the idea of flashing a dollar sign at these 18 year olds. And how are you not going to buy you? Exactly.

It's so hard not to buy it. Part of it, I feel like, was him being like, obviously in retrospect I should have gone to college and honed my skills more because aren't they doing like a they're doing like a home visit or whatever the Mets went to his house

yeah no no no but then they're doing it well they go to Chris Pratt oh my god hold on I'll get it it's not that hard to go to first base tell them it's incredibly hard Incredibly hard.

All things work doing all. Hold on, I got this, I got this. Spencer, no. Hattonboro, Scott Haddenboro. Scottie H. God, damn. The call him Scotty H. When he gets that home run, there's no way I'm not getting a little emotional every time. There's no way I'm not popping.

That, the daughter singing the song. Cry right now. I want to see it. Can you get yourself? No, no. Let me get to a place I'll sing it for you No

Someone get me a guitar right now I'll put an echo on I'll put an echo on Grass Daddy's podcast 93 Where we get emotional No and I don't I just do the sub

The princesses emotional Like those classic YouTube Clickbaits Man Man getting vulnerable Yeah Moneyball gets me

Every time Such a good movie The opening scene is so good when he's listening to him lose on the radio. So you watched horrible bosses while on opiates. Not opiates.

It was. Or are those considered opiates? Hydroes. Hydricotum. Yeah. You're on hydro? I think so. I still got,

I took one dose of it. So I still got a bottle of whatever. Just saving it for a rainy day. I don't know where it went. I don't know where it went. I text him, be like, how are you doing?

You're like, I'm doing great. And you're like, horrible bosses is super funny on pain pills. I was like, oh my God. Dude. Spencer, you're lacking, dude. Well, little asterisk there.

They were prescribed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had knee surgery. Yeah, you had knee surgery. What do you got going on? Out of context, it did sound crazy. So you watcherable bosses on opiates. It is the perfect comedy movie from start to finish.

So you liked one more than two? Yeah. Your first name is motherfucker? Last name, Jones, you got a problem. Just, I just... What, he just starts reaching in his coat? To be honest. Oh, now we're reaching, pro.

I do need to rewatch it, but I do need to rewatch it, but I do just... Sober, you mean? Yeah, well, slightly. Not that you were that fucked up. Oh, I was fucked up. Really? Well, I was on not just the painkillers. If you catch my drift.

You didn't feel like... talking very much. Yeah. The cotton mouth. Mixing those. Berenhaling when I'm smoking. Mixing those was an experience. Right. So, but I

do just, I was just died. Just a full body tingle, I would imagine. The only one, the only scene I truly like remember, like, truly remember. No, no, no. Crying, laughing at was when Charlie was given Kevin Spacey the Epi pen shot.

And not realizing you just need. to do it in just like stabbing them over Is it in the cister? Right in the sternum. Yeah. We're supposed to be in reconned. Yeah, when they see him in the window, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Or is that him? This might be the Horvoss is two, but when they like vacuum up all the cocaine. That's one. Is that one? Okay, yeah. And they have to like, they're like sift in it. Yeah, that part.

Because they go to dump it out and there's just dust from the vacuum. Yeah, everywhere. What does he say when he pisses off Jason Bateman in that scene. He's like, you should have put a filter on her. Or like,

you should have cleaned out. I should have put a filter on it. He just like repeats it. He's like, yeah. He's like, well, I'll start picking.

As he's like going to do something. He makes him hold the wheel to turn around and beat the shit out of Charlie Day because he's just in the black of it. This is what we're doing now? If they walk him out of the car. Kevin's face,

he run past the car that. And he's playing Angry Birds. Yeah. Yeah, he's eating like a nutter butter or a peanut butter or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or something like that. And then who was...

We could just... I could just recite the whole movie, if you want me to do. Was Jennifer Aniston in one or two? She was in both. Mostly one. Mostly, okay, so yeah. Well, I don't even know. She was in two quite a bit.

No, I think that's like her... Well, like, when she was, like, trying to fuck Charlie the whole time, was that one? Yeah. Was that both? Kind of both. Mostly one. That was like the major... A major pop point of me.

If you don't fuck me, I'm going to tell her you fucked me. Yeah, yeah. We'll be right back. I remember one the most. Sorry. I keep doing that. Yeah. I'll just pull my feet back.

So why do you remember that one? Did you watch him back to back? I did. And you were just really snoozing by the second one. Remember when they show him the pictures that she took up him and he's like, that's rape, you're a raper. She's like, take it easy. Your dick wasn't even hard. She says, take it easy, Jody Foster.

Did she have a rape act? Like, did she accuse someone of rape? I don't know. You're not even allowed to say. that word are you? What? Any more? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like...

Watch me. Well, rape. I don't think, yeah, I don't think we get enough viewers anyways, but YouTube, I mean, we're 21 minutes in, YouTube might filter, scrub through that and hear that a little bit and be like, oh, this one's getting zero. If someone gets raped, you can say rape. That shouldn't, like... We should probably stop saying it.

Okay, well, but sexual. No, no, no. That's like, that's the term. Right. But we live in... If that happened. Right, that's the term for. I keep doing it.

But we live in a day and age where like, I think that we're not going to talk about this. So let's move on to a different part. Just let me know if you're uncomfortable, Dave. Okay, I'm uncomfortable. Okay, now. What? I'm uncomfortable right now.

No, it's when she pulls her. Oh. Pulls him into her office and she's just wearing only underwear and her white coat. Can you see my pussy? That is also probably, and then she calls him the F word and he's like, that's also probably illegal too. You can't say that. Banger. I got to rewit.

Not naked, Dave. Not naked, Dale. Or Dale, yeah. Whatever. Have you guys seen, um, this is such a dog. gorgeous and you're drinking week. Have you seen... It's the movie review episode.

What's your favorite episode? Family Guy, huh? Are they still making new episodes of Family Guy? I think so. Really? It's not with Seth McFarlane anymore. What?

But he's half the voices. I think he does the voices, but he doesn't do the, like, write the writer-producer. Right. Have we seen what? Like any new episodes. Is that what you were going to ask? I don't know.

No. can't be seen no oh what are you going to say sorry i was i was just going to bring up another movie which was hall pass i haven't seen it okay we'll reuse over it it's got jason sadacus and um wow wow oh wilson yeah okay started reading a book about like screenwriting screenplays and stuff like that hit me just because i wanted to learn about it you read the book yeah and i started uh the only movie that i was taking it was taking it was taking it thinking about for like the first chapter as I was reading it about like acts and stuff like that was wedding crashers I don't know why that was just I've seen coming to mind that's a movie I need to make

I need to make a list titled you should be ashamed of yourself and then just write down all the movies that are like huge popular movies that I haven't seen too like I need that list so bad the first list would be Pulp Fiction you haven't seen that dude for exactly for me who's a guy who's not a movie guy and for you who knows so many movies it's crazy to me that you have never seen. I know. That's why it would be at the top of the list. I don't say that because of the movies

popularity. I say that because of how much you have watched that you haven't crossed the path of Pulp Fiction yet. I know. And that's why I'd be the top of the list. Have you watched other Tarantino movies though? Oh yeah. I've seen... Pateful Late. Yep. Inglorious.

Yeah. I know. Once upon a time in Hollywood. None of those are really... I haven't seen once upon a time. None of those are really like Pulp Fiction, though. No. They have, like... I've seen Django. Yeah, that's not really like it either. They're also different.

Jango's such a good movie. It is a good movie. You can't see nothing out of this fucking thing. This title... Don't ask me of mine for nothing. The title of this episode is just going to be... Have you seen...

You remember... I can't see fucking shit out of this thing. That's such a funny scene. I watch that. So are the masks on or off? God damn it, the masks are on. I watched that movie in a hotel in Mesquite, Nevada. Mosquite, Nevada.

I'm the shittiest TV. Why were you there? I was driving to California last summer. Oh, when you were going to that one dump, that one horse track. That fucking horse track that's getting renovated right now. Oh, it is? Dang. without having, or no, they

had the event this year because it's right after waste management. Did they start right after that? Yeah, March. But they don't play at Spanish Bay. They might start doing that, actually. Like is Pebble Beach only for? So the Pro Am is Pebble Beach

Spyglass. I think those are the only two. Damn. No, echo? No. I'm just, no. But with the rent of, So with the renovation, they were trying to basically flip.

Spanish Bay was supposed to be Pebble Beach's number two course. Because it was always, like, people wanted to play Pebble Beach, Spyglass, Spanish Bay, Delmani. How many goddamn courses are in there? They have four. Four 18 whole courses. So actually, Delmani, which is the least favorite, is actually the oldest course west of the Mississippi. be fun fact that's a pretty fun fact

did you know um but yeah so they it used to be pebble spyglass uh Spanish Bay so now they're trying to do Pebble Beach Spanish Bay Spiglass Delmonie and you're at Spanish Bay right?

Yes for your internship so you weren't even on you weren't actually on Pebble Beach I played it but never worked it you didn't work on it how close is it

to how close are they Spanish Bay? Ten minutes. Yeah, it's right down the road. Is Spanish Bay also like on the like ocean? Yeah, yeah. The cliffs.

So nice. It's a link style course on the fucking Pacific. It was I'm telling you it's the nicest course. Are you gonna get are you gonna get weepy for this too? I might. I might.

I might go. Ha! I'm like her. No, but don't they have to do something special for the salt water that spoilt or is there like a seamist because i remember what what did i say i remember tray you remember tray yeah yeah he worked at insert course here i'm not going to edit it in but it was an ocean side course that he was like oh yeah here no no no no no okay i was no no it was i think it was it was east coast remember the name of it, but it was in like Carolina or something.

The southern one. One of the Carolinas. The one that's on the, the South Carolina on the, on the, well, that's like Myrtle Beach, all the... It was in South Carolina. I remember the course. I can't remember the name of it, but... Sea Island? He talked about how, like, the salinity of the ocean mist that would, like, hit their course.

Yeah. Like, affected the way they had to do shit. It wasn't that, like, it was, so, like, there was the ocean, and it was, so, like, there was the ocean, an entire like beach a road and then the course so like you could see it from the course but it was pretty like

you weren't getting like wave splash you'd still probably get like well I don't even know if he necessarily was either but I think it was more just but no I mean it really didn't get affected too much the way they'd like they're and there's a very good chance

that if he was here right now he could be like I never said that and I maybe just created a memory No, it is a thing. I think that it's different on the coasts. Because, like, California's rocky, right? Like, pebble and all that stuff's kind of, like, up a little bit above the ocean. Pedal is, yeah.

Spanish Bay is kind of, like, on a beach head or whatever you'd get. Like, there's beach right next to Spanish. So it's, like, built onto the sand, basically? Yeah, the whole course is sand-based. Okay. Which, you would love... For, like, irrigation shit, like, digging up a head and just sand. it's like five minutes

you're fucking in and out packing it back in's got to suck yeah not really because it's already kind of wet how does it stay firm because it's like it stays wet the whole from like it's always foggy

it's always kind of like the dew point's always really high so like the soil is always it has moisture in it just got to call this episode nerd now from movies to golf course

we're going to call this episode, I'll talk about whatever the fuck I want. Which is the theme of this episode. Start your own podcast. G-I-Y podcast. Oh, my God. Keen-W. No, not Keen-W.

Key-W. Key-W. Oh, I've heard of that. That's where he worked. Isn't that in like Hawaii? Not Keen-Wah. No, it's not in Hawaii. It's in fucking...

Sounds Hawaiian. I don't know how to spell it. It's the Wa. Key-W. K-I-W-A. Kew-I-W-A. Kewa Island, golf resort.

South Carolina. Yep. K-A-W-A-H. That's Hawaiian spelling, K-A-W-A-Y. K-I-A. K-I-A. K-I-A.

Yeah, come on. W-A-H. I was reading it off and I said it on. Okay. We're back on it. and we're back. I'm gonna ask you about something I forgot it already.

Ask me. Ask me any question. The first, the first question that pops in your mind right now, ask me it. Is it vainy? Only in certain lights.

When the lights hit and it just right, I'm like, no shit. Is that what I think it is? Nah. And I'm like, hey, babe, look at this.

I just. told you I had it in me. You got to check this out. You got to look at this. It's got to be hot. I'm a grower and a show up. She's like, I don't see it like, no, no, no, you got to stand right here. You're not looking at it right.

Yeah. I feel like Ron White had a joke where he's like, put these on, baby. And he like had these reader classes. And then he said like, it feels bigger than it looks. Oh, my God. So why do you think it's so crazy I'm reading? You don't read a lot? No, I haven't read since fucking...

I couldn't tell you the last time I read a book. It's the last book you read. I think we've been over this. No idea. From start to finish? Zero clue. Oh, the book thief. Are we counting audiobooks?

They kind of count. Not reading, but you're still intaking... Yeah, I mean, I count that more along the lines of like a podcast. Because I can give you two answers. The last book I read and finished was this, it was like a Sasquatch book where it was like a, why was that so funny? It just doesn't seem like something you'd be. Are you kidding me? No, he's big into Sasquatch.

I'm huge into Sasquatch. You obviously don't know me. I don't because what? I'm going to say no, not audiobooks, because I don't want it to be something that you like passively listen. to at work. I mean, like, when's the last time you came home dedicated free time to, like, sitting down and, like... Well, I finished that Sasquatch book, and it was basically like, it's... Well, it's a made-up story, whether you consider Sasquatch fiction or non-fiction. But it was like a made-up story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About, like, a tail using Sasquatch as the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was about, like, a group of people that were at this, like, cove of cabins, and then there was... a volcano eruption that had them all trapped and then they got ransacked by like a group of Sasquatches. It was pretty good. It was entertaining enough. You listen to audiobooks then? No.

I just listened to... You're making it seem like that changed the game. Well, me and my girlfriend were reading... You had a little mini book club? A little bit and she would read the chapter. She would read to you. Right. So you'd sit there and she would read...

a book to you? She would voice memo the book. Voice memo? Like she would, yeah, so yes. She would be recording on voice memo, her reading out loud the book to me. And then send it to you? Send it to me. And then you'd listen to her voice reading the book. Right.

Aw. It's kind of romantic. It is. It's pretty cool. And you're like, what were you listening to? You're like, 50 shades of gray. Oh my God. He tied me up. You're just that work. You're at work just It's more for me than it is for her. She actually hates the book.

And the voice member, she's like, why are you making me read this? The slipperiness of it. Please, just one more chapter. I'm almost there. The first four inches, one is the first four. Dude, I was a kid. Oh, it's a book. The last four.

It's fiction. I was a kid when, like, those movies would come out. Four. Four. And, like, my mom and her friends would go see it. And I was like, whatever. 50 shades of gray. And like, now that I know what the book is, it's like, you fucking horn dogs.

Hey. Yeah, what's your take on? I do you feel about, like, smut books? I think it's... Like, I know that you've never read them, but, like, as a concept. I think it's... I don't get it. I think they're fucking stupid.

Like romance books? No. Nope. Smut. Smut books. Smut is, like, gay, isn't it? No. Smut is just, like, porn and bookworm.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's kind of what romance books are. Well, chicks dig it in a way. It's just not for us. It's one of those things. Give me your take. Just give me your take.

I think they're stupid. If they turn you on and that's why you're reading it, why are you reading porn and not watching porn? Well, okay. It's just a different. I agree. Let me hit you. No, no, no. All right.

Why are you reading a book instead of watching a movie? But that's not. It is the. fantasy of it, I think. Okay. It's allowing you to create your own image versus seeing an image someone else is creating. But there is so much porn

that whatever image that you have in your mind is in porn form. Well, but... But no one can implant an image in your head that you can. Let me... I think, right. I don't think that's true.

Along with this... Not with porn. Even if you read Harry Potter, you're still creating an image even though you've seen the movie. Horrible example, because the image... I created in my head of Harry Potter was like very close to what it came out with

in the movie. But it's different. I think chicks love the buildup to it and the whole like everything else like but like they it's more anticipatory than porn that's just like and porn's just so like there's porn plots come on. No but the porn plots

are so bad like books know how to set up a scene and there is no way I don't know why I'm playing devil's advocate for smut right now. There's no way that smut writers are writing perfect three-act porn books of like this is the rising action. It's better than like, let me hit you with this.

This isn't a beach. This is a bathtub. There's a lifeguard here. That's like a meme. Yeah, that's like the meme. But that's what porn is down. Lisa and. No, let's start with the ABCs.

X. Um, let me hit you with this. Have you read a smut. book cover to cover. I started one. No, no, no, you haven't. I read like the first half of one on accident. On accident.

I didn't know it was a smut book. You got halfway through it. Well, because the shit didn't start until halfway. It was a gay smut book. Oh, no. Yeah. And then when the characters were like, and then he grabbed mine and started like, I was like, whoa, dude.

I was like, whoa. And then I never picked it back up again. That shit turns me, like, I don't want to read. You're like, I got to put this down because I don't like. the way it's making me feel. Yes. You got it. You can't be getting hard to that.

No, I was confused because like... A lot of people get confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was confused at the book because it was like a good book. And I was like, oh, shit, like I'm invested and then that started happening.

And I was like, what the fuck? It's a lot. It's a lot. Why are my pants wet? What the fuck? It's a lot and it's aggressive. Why am I peeing white? It's a lot and it's aggressive, but...

I just, don't get it. I don't either. No, I think it's, I think it's just to eat their own. I don't get it. I think chicks have a better ability to like, broads create, yeah, broads know how to create a scene in their head. I'll hit you with this. Your original question was, why would you read a smut book when you could watch porn? I think it was just why would you read a smut book? Like, what's the appeal to it? I thought the original question is, why would you do this when you could just do this? I think it's to read 20 pages, I don't get it. And, and go to bid. And, and, And then his thing brought me up to just like you could just watch porn. Like my question is why would you read that? I have a slightly different idea. When I picture someone reading that kind of book, I'm picturing like an older woman. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's really not. It's very much so more younger women and like middle-aged women. Oh, chicks love smut books. Yeah. Does Lena read? I guess you guys know way more about. You should ask you about it.

It's not. I know you don't really watch TikTok and stuff, but have you heard of like book talk and shit like that? Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, it's all just fantasies about like biker dudes and dragons with giant fucking dragon dicks. Insane. Yeah. I guess I'm picturing more of a classical, just like a romance novel where they're like very descriptive sex scenes. It's pretty much anime in like text form.

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not anime, but like not. You're talking about hentai. Yeah. Entai's anime porn. Okay. It's different. Thanks for correct.

Yes. I'm adamantly defending anime. Because you guys are not open-minded enough to watch. Me? No, I've tried. I just can't do it. But they are fans-minded enough? Would you ever watch an anime?

Sure. I tried NARATO. I've just ever gotten into it. Oh, NARTO is a terrible one to start with. What? And truth be told. It's really, really, really good. It's not a good first one, though.

I don't. I just don't. Truth be told, I've always thought, I was always kind of jealous. It was like 800 episodes. So. I was always kind of jealous of people that watched anime because I thought it looked cool and I think it's kind of would be a cool thing to watch

but then you know I like I don't know I've been like well what if I like should I watch Dragon Ball Z and some Terrible start. Exactly I think it might have been you where you're just like I wouldn't start with that And I'm like it looks cool Terrible start I can put you on I can give you amazing first ones to watch

that will get you into the genre and let you explore And here's the other the other caveat to that that is, I don't think Lena would be that into it. And if I'm watching a show, it's going to be with her. So, like, I even was like... Maddie wasn't into it.

And now she, we have posters hanging in our room. She's buying figurines. She just bought four shirts. Like, I can... There's some that I... She isn't even privy to watching Pokemon, and I'm like,

that's got, like, terrible one to start with. What's a good one? Well, what if I wanted to? Yeah. I just wouldn't recommend it. So, anime is... The point I was trying to make was she even...

The point I was trying to make was, I'm like, it's got, like, cute little creatures in it. Like, you don't think you would like that? And she's like, no. I like cute creatures, yeah. You think you would like it. So, go ahead. So anime is very based off of the source material, which is manga.

They all start as manga and they become anime. Not all, but a very vast majority of them. Oh. But... Oh, really? when they get adapted because of release schedules and stuff like that, a lot of the older ones had what was called filler, which was just the director and the animators,

just making shit to put on screen to keep making money, to catch up with the manga as it was being adapted. And when they've got filler, they get real bad. He likes shitting on things that people like. No. Have you ever noticed that? Me? Yeah.

No. you like snickering when people no no no I'm talking when people are like talking about something and being vulnerable and it's something that they're like endearing towards you're like

I can see it in your eye that wasn't when I have sunglasses on so I don't know I can see through you if we're going to be honest I was saying fever in my head it was funny I knew that it was because of the accent I knew he had been charged

I knew he had been choking that back for a couple minutes now. But there happened times where I'm like, I think I might like this and you're like literally laughed. No, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. But that's just the way you were.

I knew why you were laughing. No, yeah, but it was nothing about the whole filler thing. It was me in my head saying, fear. And it was funny. So with that being said, what, in your opinion, is the best?

I'm going to ask you two part question. Okay. What's the best anime and what's the best intro anime that you should watch this to get into? Sure, I can't. That's like asking what's the best movie? Okay, okay. You can't answer that. What's the best?

If someone was like, I've never seen anime, but like I'm kind of, I kind of would like to get into that. So I would say the best anime is going to have great animation, a good story and likable characters that you can get into. I would say right now, as of right now, the first one you should watch would be Jiu-Jutsu Kaysen, is what it's called. The first season's not great, but if you can get through, they're only 20-minute episodes. They're not even 20-minute episodes. They're even shorter because the intro-outra,

they're like 17-minute episodes. If you can get through the first like 24 episodes of that, you'll be after that, the season 2, 3, and 4 that are like 12 episodes, you'll be hooked. You'll watch that and you'll like that. you'll like the characters. You'll like the fights. The fights are sick.

Like, you'll love that. You might have to text that to me because there's, unless I write it down, I probably don't remember. And you'll need a second streaming service. Jitsu, kizu, close. Guy, no. Jew? Jew?

No. No. You were just trying to work that in. But you're right. You should have seen what we were trying to come up with for this episode. I did see. No, you know. I was sitting at lunch with you guys going,

what if I brought? this and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. You left and we came up with better ideas. This episode was going to be sabotaged. This episode is going to be sponsored by television. Why? Why would you want to sabotage it? It's not, well, I support.

No. The floor is yours. Go ahead. No. All right. I've been told I can't speak my truth. There are going to be stickers. Oh, yeah, magnets.

Magnets. There were going to be some shirts. There was going to be a yama copter involved. But why knowing that I wouldn't be privy to this idea, would you guys do it anyway? That's why we didn't. It was more just to mess around. I appreciate it. It was a funny bit we were doing.

It was a funny bit. And I think if we would have done it early enough into the thing where we could have just scratched it all, it would still be. Yeah. But why would we do something that you knew we're like, we're not going to do any of this? for just for our laughs yeah so why couldn't we just do that and not record it that's exactly what we did okay that's what we were planning yeah that's exactly what we did okay let's get back to same page so so how did you coerce your broad into watching this with you i just said well you give me one chance like just watch a show with me she was really like that against it yeah she was that

against it why was she against you um i i think for most people it's the like predetermined stigma of like anime being like this like also some people just don't like animated stuff yeah well is that i was going to get to that i think that the main thing is like the predetermined stigma that like anime watchers are like these big stinky annoying like i don't know excellent like you know yeah like these like weird people or whatever and then it's like the other thing i think a big blockade is is the the medium like animated things right that are better objectively better, I think, in my opinion, in Japanese and watching it with subtitles, but you can watch it in English.

Sure. There's a lot of things, I think. But, like, if you just get somebody into the story and, like, find something that they like and characters that they like, they get invested. And then it's like... That could probably be the same for anything. Yeah, but I think that... Anything with a storyline, if you get into it, you're like, oh, I've gotten attached to the

characters now. I think it's, like, the same... Like, you grow up watching movies and enjoying things and stuff like that. So then as you get older, you're just... already like you already like movies you already like that medium it's like art right now like you like you don't care about art and art museum but if somebody showed you something that like really spoke to you and that medium of like painting was something that like really connected with you you'd be into art and painting and all that sure it's just like you have to be introduced to it

and like well and then you'll enjoy it from there on out so i don't know but yeah now i've got to watching some other shows and crazy stuff and you just got to be introduced to it right I didn't do that with tires with Abby. Oh, really? The Shangilly show, yeah. I took that as literal tires at first. No, no, no, no. It was.

You're like, listen, you got to get all season. You're going to hate this. Because we live in Nebraska. I know it's like 500 bucks at the cheapest. But you never skip on. You got to do all four. I'm telling you now. Rotations.

You never skimp on anything that you put between yourself and the ground. Sam's Club's got a great deal going on. That's a good rule of thumb. I went to Walmart to get mine. Yeah, Walmart's not bad. Shoes, a bed, tires. You never scamp on anything that you put between yourself and the ground. I got to learn about the shoes thing because every time I get a pair of shoes,

it's the shittiest pair of shoes that just gives that. I can put you on some good shit. No. I just got, I, I caved, guys, I caved. I went to shields and I got, they weren't Huck, but I got those, like. Hoka? No, no, no. The, like, the rubber, like the wall.

Waterproof shoes. Oh, the fishing. Oh, well, there's Huck. There's like LL Bean. No, no, no. It's just those I know what you're talking about.

It's like, I know what you're talking about. It's, yeah, but I have like an off brand on Amazon. Right, right, right. It's,

there's a bunch of different brands. Like, I know like JT has those. Tough, tough something is like the main brand of those. They have them at Shields. A lot like Gavin had those extra,

really dumb looking one. Yeah, no, we got the, that coupon form at the waste man. Yeah, extra tough. Are you kidding me? We sure did, yeah. I don't know where I lost mine.

I think I threw mine away. Well, mine are Columbia. I went to Shields and got a pair today. There's so many different brands now. And they're like fishing. Like, that's what the, the stik is. Just go upstairs for them? Yeah, they were.

Yeah. I was looking downstairs. I was like, they ain't here. No, no, no. They're upstairs right next to all the guns. Right next to the home. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Your favorite section. But it is mine. That's my window shopping section. It's fun to look at. I'll never be able to afford most of the shit that I want. Was it Nate Burgatti that had the bit about Omaha? Which, like, you walk in, I was out of Shields.

And, like, in California, if you want a gun, is that whatever? I don't know. You got to wait 14 days in Nebraska. It's just laying on the floor. That was my, like, in California, you'd go to, like, a sporting good, like hunting store. And it would be, like, in display, it would be, like, pistols. And on the wall, it might be, like, shotguns. But, like, there was never just an open floor of just guns.

He's like, I walked in there and there was just a gun on the floor. Pick it up. See how it feels. Yeah. That's a funny. It was so foreign to me when I got here. Oh, really? It was crazy.

I was like, this is all. Like you walked into shoes and you're like, I can just touch that. And they're like, touch it. Aim it at someone. Shoot it if you want. We got a shooting range back. There's a target on that wall. Just make sure you hit the bullseye.

No. Like, for real, it was... Because, yeah, I would just see, like, pistols, shotguns, and, like, Airsoft BB guns, shit like that. Like, right. It wasn't on full display, like, hey, this is what you can get. But here, it's, like... This is what you can get in five minutes.

And more, yeah. Yeah. This is what you can get if you have a working debit card. Right. Do you have $500? Right. Here you go. Yeah.

I got a shotgun because... Cole, you guys have met him. we were roommates and we were kind of just like into trap shooting or whatever like we'd go to that there was like a range outside of lincoln and we would like just throw clays to each other and i was just like one day i was like i'm gonna go buy a shotgun and i walked in and they were like give me your license and just here's a beer and just wait like 10 minutes and then you can pick out your case that you want you gotta be drunk to buy a gun yeah yeah and um buying guns here's is very different than Virginia too. So it was pretty shocking to me when I found out. Yeah. But you walked in, you're just like, oh. Well, so you don't have a fire.

Oh, it's weird. I guess I never bought a pistol. Handguns are different. Handguns are different. Yeah, I guess I never bought a pistol in Virginia. But I just had to go in and get like a permit. And it was just like sign a couple of papers and give them my ID or whatever. And then I got my permit like a couple of days later.

then you can just go buy them. It's crazy. And Virginia, you'd have to go there and stand there for like five hours. They'd do like all these background checks and like all these crazy shit. And then like if they didn't accept you,

they'd just be like sorry. They're trying to get them off the wreck, I think. Do they just give you like a stack of papers and they're just like, they pull you into an interrogation room and you sit down and there's a guy in a suit and he goes, have you ever been in an argument?

And you're like, yeah, here. Well, I remember in California, my mom was trying to get a, like, what's it? Gun? Restricted. Where you can, like, carry a gun, but, like, concealed carry. And it was a whole fucking thing. Like, it was crazy the process she had to go through for just that.

You know, this place is constitutional. I really want to defend my family. And then they were like, well, we don't know about that. Yeah. This place is constitutional carry now in Nebraska. You don't need any permits. If you have a handgun, you can just tuck it more. room.

So next weekend, I think we should go to Shields and have a little field day. I've got a few handguns already. Isn't paychecks next week? Ain't it? It sure is. Thursday night if you have Wells Fargo? I think. You want a gun?

Do I want a gun? Have you ever shot a gun? Yeah. That'd be a... What gun do you want? I would start with a handgun, but I would... A shotgun, when I get a... a home, I would want a shotgun.

I've got a few shots. I've got a home defense shotgun. I know your shotgun, yeah. Oh, you do know my shotgun. I do. I do. I do. It's been upgraded.

I don't know your shotgun. It's been upgraded since then, yeah. I thought that thing was a rifle when you pulled it out. Yeah, it's got like a, like a 2000-lumin flashlight on it and a laser site now. You got an escape from Tarkov shotgun. Yes. So anybody who walks into my house is getting blinded by my shotgun. Look, corned Pete.

They're getting hit with a shotgun. laser site and I think uh... I think 12 plus one magazine maybe six plus it's six plus one six plus one that's all you're home invasion sure is to me on that person I got reduced to dust I got what's the

it's got a site now too you can vacuum them up that's what what was the what's the name of the what's the name of the upgraded KSG in Black It's like the missed. Oh, I don't remember.

Or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. In origins. It's called, I can't remember, but it should be the same in all of them in Black Ops, oh, semantics, whatever. I'm going to look it up, but I'm pretty sure it's something like mist or like the mist. I got a piece of it. N-uh.

I don't remember. I'm trying to think, you remember the, um, the sausage in Black Ops 2? The S-A-S-G-12, I think is what it was. Yeah, that... Look that up. I think it's S-A-S-G something. S-G? No, I thought it was the S-12.

S-A... There was the four-round burst shock on the K-S-G, the Rimmington, and then there was like the S-A-S-G... The Mistmaker. Really? Yeah, so when you said he would reduce to... That's the immediate thing that I thought of. I'm thinking of Rainbow 6, sorry.

Yeah, but the Black Ops 2 had the semi-automatic S-S-something. It's S-W. 12 black ops 2 s12 shotgun that is kind of what my shotgun looks like at home without the like long barrel but it's a mag fed yeah decked out it's a full it's a full load out war zone thing that's real neat um yeah i keep that under my bed i got the loaded mag with me nice i have the most basic it's just a, it's just a

Remington 12-gauge pump action That's how you need Just like six-round shotgun I've got some cool guns We should go shooting one day That'd be fun

Like a shooting range That'd be fun I'd be down Isn't that one right next to Sun Valley There is yeah I don't You can't shoot shotguns or rifles there though The big one is down near

You know where Crooked Creek is Like super far west of East O Or East O EG guns Yeah That's where like the big shooting range is Yeah

Or is a big one in Grand Island whenever we get back there. What are we doing that? Our boys' racing? Yeah. The horse races are done.

Yeah, we're going to have to wait until we're going to have to, just like when you got an old TV that you got to you go past the channel you want, you got to go around the, we got to go around. We got to do that. February is when they started.

Shut. Oh, so. Probably like March. We'll do it. We'll commit to it. Can we do a casino trip? We do this thing. where we always go, you know what we should do?

And then we never do it. But we have to hard commit. Well, because it's tough when you have one weekend day. If we're going to start planning an actual trip, we can do that. If we're going to start planning an actual trip, we should actually go somewhere. That'd be fun. I want to do a golf trip. But we should do a golf trip.

Yeah. We would just need to plan it because going to Grand Island and Fodd Park would be fairly cheap. It's super easy. I wouldn't even stay in the hotel with you guys. Guys, I'll just stay with my family. Right. But going on a trip, trip, that's money. That will take more planning.

I'd be down. You can come sleep in my house, dude. We have so much space. Like three spare bed. Fair enough. All right. Let's run it. Free trip.

Be a good time. Hey, we should go shooting one day. That'd be fun. I have a, I have a little double barrel, like, stage coach gun. Like Red Dead Redemption 2. Like, it's like tiny. So are you just like a gun nut?

Yeah, for a while I was, yeah. for a while I was I've got that I've got a bunch of little like I think little guns are really fun like small caliber just like fuck around guns like just funny fun 22

not 20 I have a 17 like a tiny little like a 17 you load it by like breaking the barrel in half and putting one bullet in it and then what's the difference between that and a pellet gun the 17 it's fucking loud

really yeah Yeah. I think it's just probably, yeah, the bullet size would probably fuck you up more than a pellet. It's faster than a 22, maybe,

unless you're using like high velocity because it's smaller, I don't know, but the last time I was at your house, I was just helping you bring up your irrigation. Not at that house. Breaking you. The Grand Island House is where I keep them all.

Oh, okay. But you've got to keep it away from the things. I have like a 1950s, like browning like to 10 gauge, I think. Like, fuck your shoulder up. Like no padding.

dang no like, you know. I have a revolver, I think, from like early 90. It might be 1800s, but I think it's early 1900s, like 1910 or something like that. A little six shooter. No, shit. That's crazy. No, I don't need another one, so I still have a full one. You gave me a full one before I finished.

Well, I thought you finished the full one. No, I didn't. And even cracked yours? Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. Okay. It's about half full.

Speaking of Nate Borgozzi, I recently, have you, and on the topic of America, have you seen his, have you seen the clips of him like doing George Washington on SNL? Yeah. Where he's like standing in the boat and they're like, cows will be called beef, pigs will be called pork. They're like, what about chickens? And he's like, that stays. They keep like asking him questions. He's like, if only it were that simple. And he's like, they're like, how many feet will be?

He's like, how many, how many yards are in a mile? And he's like, no one knows. They're like, how many feet are in a mile? And he's like, five, like he says the whatever obscure number. 5280? I can't remember. That sounds right. 5,280.

Yeah. He's like, why wouldn't we just do 1,000? meters and he's like and then he just moves he keeps fucking Keenan Thompson's there and he's like what about freeing the slaves and then he's like we will have and then he like moves

on to the next thing oh my god I tried listening to one of his hours though it's so weird like some of these guys like one of his comedy yeah it's so weird like some of these guys that are so funny

that when I go to listen to their like actual prepared material. Split it. Split it. Yeah. That when you actually, that when I actually go to listen to some of their prepared material, and I'm like, not as funny.

Yeah. Like Theo Vaughn. Hilarious. Yeah. I went to go listen to one of his stand-up specials, and I was like, that's not funny. The podcast, yeah, it kind of ruined.

It's funny when you're being genuine. Yeah, when you speak candidly. Right. And you're just talking about shit. Right. Well, it's tough, too, because, like, they'll, I don't know, I feel like they... It's a different cadence. So much of their, like, comedic, like, ideas will go out on a podcast and then, like, you hear their jokes and you're like...

Yeah, and sometimes... That's why, like, that's why I think crowdwork is so much funnier, too. Yeah. Because it's, like, just comedians being fun. Yeah. Yeah, like you're just being a funny, because you can't, that's not scripted. If you gave me an hour, I could write a bunch of jokes that I think are like, oh, that's a funny punchline.

But, like, I think true comedy is like, I can just fuck with you. And, like, it's funny. Like, I can just. Yeah, some people have different styles. There's definitely more, there's comedians that lean hard on the crowdwork aspect of it. But those are also, like, smaller venues. Like, when you're doing, like, a big venue, you can't just do crowd work. It's like a fucking arena.

Yeah. Doing 180,000 people. That's what, like, that's the way I feel about, like, the whole kill Tony thing is, like, I feel like all the clips that I see are from them, like, talking to, like, the panel. And not, like, I never see. It does seem. Like, the craziest way to find new comedians is to throw them in front of the most people they've ever seen. And then be like, are you good?

And then it's like. Do you have what it takes to be funny for one minute? Right. In front of when they've been just doing maybe open mics. No, that's a small room. It's on Joe Rogan. Like, he talks about it all the time. That comedy room they do is like small.

Well, that one, but they do it. It's not thousands. They do it. No, it's like a maybe 200. Yeah, it's a couple hundred. But an open mic, you know, is like. In a small comedy club. 20 people, like.

Maybe not 20, but like probably less than 100. for sure way less than 100 it's on like a Tuesday and it's like do you want to see people do it and you're only there if you either know somebody doing an open mic or you're a part of you or if someone was like I got you a ticket

to this thing as a gift I thought you it was funny and you go and they'll either be funny or not I mean I've always thought it'd be funny as a fantasy punishment for like if you lose the league they'd just have to go do like an open mic like just go give them like 20 minutes I was thinking, but this might be way too much money,

was to try and qualify for the U.S.O. Oh, my God. How would you even do that? So you can sign up for that, I think, as long as you have a, like, USGA, like, GIN or, like, handicap or whatever. I think that already starts all of us out as a no. Well, you're going to have to get one of those. But then, when you lose, you have to try and qualify for the U.S.A.

You're going to fail on the first try, of course, but. it'd just be funny to happen. But then it's, it's kind of just an outcome that everyone already knows is happening. I think it would be really funny if we made somebody go do like a, like a slam poetry or like an open mic. Open mic would actually be probably, like you just show up. Because then you would all go. Everybody would go. Make their life hell by like jeering them.

Heckle them. We could all heckle them. We could all, you know, fucking like, uh, Ted. 9-11. Oh, yes. And you have to suggest. anybody not from the front row or whatever but come on to what you were talking about you're fucking comedy I'm giving you gems but to what you were talking about I get what you're talking about

it is and it is kind of one of those things where it's almost unfair but I get that that's the whole point right that it's like actually really hard to be funny for just one minute. And they always say it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to, like, scare someone or, like. Oh, yes. Oh, I can scare somebody. Right. You know what I mean?

They always say comedy. Like, it's really hard to make someone laugh. Me making somebody laugh would probably scare them. But what I'm saying is, like, what someone finds funny is so subjective. Right. You could have a joke that on paper is, like, that should be funny. but there's no guarantee you'll get everyone to laugh you'd have to have it like super peer reviewed I'd think

like if you like pre-detons it doesn't even matter if you'll never get 100% laughter on a joke if you got like a full peer review of like 20 friends I would feel like that's a good sample size it would be Tony that's what I'm saying like you could like prepare a minute or something for kill Tony but then it's like all the clips come from them talking to like the hosts and stuff like that and just being

But it also, it depends. I feel like it depends on the panel. Because there's different comedians each time. And each different comedian has a different taste in what they find funny. It could depend on Tony's mood. What, because if he wants to shit on you or just be accepting it. It also is the fact that you're like, you're just like the new guy in front of a legend of like this era of comedy.

Right. it's so hard to succeed in the guy that's known to be a prolific roaster dude it'd be like hitting BP in front of Barry Ponds in like the early 2000s it's like how the fuck Barry Pines Bay Pants made just thought of like a big fat like 12 pound bass just being called Barry Pond's just got a hug very Pond it's called Barry Ponds yeah it's like a high schooler it's like a high schooler hitting BP in front of Barry Bonds yeah we got a fish this year We talked so much about going fishing last year and never win. We never went fishing last year.

I used to fish all the time. So did I. Did you fish in the ocean or is that not even? Yeah, yeah. Off the wharf? Off the wharfing. Is that an enemy a term? We'll be right back.

But it's either you, you know, rent a charter boat or fish for free off the war. We all chip in three people. Chip in. John boat. Why do we have to do that place? A little tin boat. Yeah. Not even a prop.

We'll just fucking oar that shit out. We go hop on. A little troll motor. You two in the back and the front, I'll hop in the middle so we can make the weight of. We'll make sure we stay afloat. We need a troll motor just in case. A little troll motor. You have to get one.

Yeah. I'm not fucking oar in my way back to shore. Get the fuck out of it. When one o'clock hits and I'm blacked out, don't count on me to fucking. One o'clock. AM? P. Yeah.

What do you mean? Yeah, no, we're getting out there five in the morning. We're going to be done by fucking eight in the morning. Maybe. Well, one was a little aggressive. Maybe I'll, yeah, I'll admit that. Find the nearest reservoir. I'll tow that bitch with my car if I have to.

We are getting there with that John boat. We'll look on Facebook marketplace. There's usually a lot of. Yeah. We should get a nice pontoon. You know what we could do? No, seriously, we got to fish more. We could probably sweet talk, Matt.

into like if we brought the scrap materials he could probably weld us a boat I think it's more than that though you gotta worry about like buoyancy yeah and like water resistance we can do the math I don't know if we can yeah we could I don't know if we can we get the right materials like rookie of the year yeah dude flex seal they started with the boat they did have a boat they just had to figure out everything telling you if we started with a boat I think we could get there but we got to It sounds like a winter project. So ice fishing.

Now you're talking. You've never done that either. Not, I've been Seafit, not deep sea though. Like, I think we got like, we hit the mile boom. We were just like, at what point is it considered deep sea?

We were just fishing for like rock cod and shit like that. What'd you call me? Rock cod. You fucking rock cod. I think when you get like that. offshore it counts. If you're catching fish that are, you know, I think... No, rock caught are like bass size.

Okay, never mind. Yeah. My dad, you thought it would depend on, like, the species you were going for. That's hard. Not a halibut, but it's the other, um, it's like a flat fish. Wal-I. No, no, no. It's like a plate, like it's, no, no, it's legit flat.

No, no. I don't know, but... Not wallite, um, not halibut. Um, hold on, I got this. No, I got this. No, I. got this. I can start naming fish

feces. Flatfish? Flounder? Yeah. I think might be the flounder. No, it's not flounder. Flounder sounds right.

He's the one telling the story. Flounder and, because I've been flounder gicking. Flounder and shower. What'd you call me? And you stab him with a spear. So you're a gigger? I have been a gigger. Flounder ginging is fun.

That was close. You think anyone's listening it at an hour 11? I think it was a flounder. Flounder. Hey! They lay on the surface. That's what he said.

That's what a halibut is. It was a smaller halibut. He said flat. No, I'm talking. They are literally this thick. You said a flat fish and I said fucking flounder. Yeah, no. That's what I'm saying.

But yeah, but you don't go out with a flounder. Yes. Look at it. Let me see. Let me see. You don't go into the sea for them. Oh. Yeah, you do.

You don't go offshore for them. Dude, a mile out is not that. No. Oh, wait. I guess you're on the coast. Yes. Flounder are in like, like, rivers like tributaries like they're in small

salt water yes in saltwater rivers like just off the cup I'll show you pictures of me flounder gigging one time I was fishing in a lake and I caught a bluegill when I was younger and it was one of the hardest moments of my life reeling it in how big I don't know how vain you don't go off coast to catch over 130 kilometers

or 70 nautical miles. But they're still on the bottom. Right. You can go to the bottom. When you're a mile off, you're not, the bottom's really not that far down. It's pretty far down. It's probably 40 feet.

No. Yeah. You guys are talking about two different oceans. We are talking about two different coasts. You don't go from no water to 40 feet of water over 3,000 feet. It's constantly increasing. Not constant. I don't, not that much though. Yeah, I just looked it up. What do you want?

I, I, I, I am from land. I didn't just need that status. I am from the most landlocked state in the country. I mean, I'll show you pictures of floundering. You guys are not going to get any support for me. We're not even in the ocean. Far off the coast. Can't, oh, wait, where are flounders? Thank you guys all for watching. I hope you enjoy this amazing episode of the Grass Addie's podcast. Follow us. Jesus. Follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio only. YouTube, subscribe, comment, like, all that good shit.

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