Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 16: Scrambled

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is coming off of a big win, defeating Kam in a scramble with some buddies from work. Kam talks about his weird sleeping habits and wants you guys to respond to a poll about taking naps. (grassdaddiespodcast on instagram) SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

No Nut November is upon us. Um, I thought you said... If I remember correctly, you were like, it was my goal to fail No Nut November as fast as I could. You gotta nut every day and then you don't feel bad about nut nutting. Wait, what? It's Nut November.

Nut November. Nut November. Nutcracker November. Yeah. Welcome to the Team him podcast um i sit he looks pissed over there i sit before you today 25 richer because we just got back from go fuck yourself we just got back from the Lynx. Me and Spencer. Happy birthday, Spencer. Yeah, happy birthday, you fucking Toby. We scrambled the front. And we won by two strokes against Cam and a professional athlete. So... Fuck you guys.

The name suits because we're literally him I mean we beat you by two strokes And won $25 a piece Pretty sore subject On the top of golf On the topic of golf As you guys can see I'm wearing a shanket golf polo

You guys can go into our Link into our description of our Instagram Shanket golf polo oh yeah i forgot we're going to our link into our description of our instagram shanket golf at grass studies podcast on instagram code grass to get 15 off this polo hats looks towels gloves anything you guys pretty much can dream of, on shankitgolf.com, at grass.doddyspodcast, go into our Instagram. It's in the bio. It's finally up.

Yeah, yeah. Give it a look. If not, if you guys don't want to buy anything, so be it. But a couple episodes ago, you were like, when we first plugged it you were like we'll have it up on this next episode and when i and when i edited the pod i didn't put it in because i'm like there's no fucking way he got anything uh we had a lot going on we had a halloween party i had to get

my truck fixed we had i had a lot of shit going on i didn't talk about the halloween party that was fun it was a blast besides you don't want to ever do one again apparently we had a halloween party it was a blast had fun besides once everybody left i walked out onto my balcony and my fucking railing was ripped off we're looking for you whoever you whoever did that oh no we know who you are yeah we know who was ripped off we're looking for you whoever you whoever did that oh no we know who you are yeah we know who you are and we're coming for you go fuck yourself we're gonna have the grass daddy's army come after you we're dropping your address we're putting it on the screen yeah go fuck yourself get another dui kid um oh shots fired. Oh, my God. Anyways, we just got off links.

I lost $25 fucking dollars today. So, it was supposed to be nice today, and it was. So, our bosses said, we'll get you guys some tee times. You know, the season's winding down. We don't have as much pressure to get shit done. So, our bosses got us some tee times, threw us a bone and um we played the back first um um i don't know if i want to say say that no we won't say that one of our bosses wasn't very happy that we played the back first but it wasn't our fault it was someone in the pro shops fault

um but we played the back first and there was seven of us in a group which if you don't know anything about golf that's a lot of people to be going through on one hole nobody was waiting for us we fucking whip around we get through the back in a nice time yeah we weren't it wasn't even that long like it wasn't seven of us that were taking our time you know we're playing ready golf which means you just kind of go we were literally out there having fun like we're fucking relieving all the pressure from all the year that's ahead of us relieving pressure and then we get some guys from the pro shop which i understand but don't understand they're like typically it's not kosher to have seven people in a group however they're like we all group. However, we all wanted to play together.

We all wanted to play together. The maintenance crew guys all wanted to play together. Yeah, like it's not fun if we're fucking split apart from all our friends. Yeah, and you don't get to play with half of your friends. You have to, you know, so we were all playing together. And then we come around the back. We play hole one. And some guys from the pro shop workers come up and they're like, yeah, we had some members complaining about a group of seven.

Oh my God. I was like, they can go fuck themselves. We have, they were, yeah, they were like, we were getting some complaints about a group of seven going through and holding people up. It's like, isn't that what they said? They thought we were holding people up it's like isn't that what they said they thought we were holding people up yeah they're like so we need you guys to at least look like you're breaking up a bit like try to space out they're like well spread apart i don't care how you guys do it but just spread apart i'm like so we can't play with half of our group now is what you're saying yeah like it's you're like

what should we do fucking season you like, what should we do? And I was like, not a fucking thing. Fuck them. We're the ones that make it so there is a course. And this is the only time we're golfing the entire year and they've got some complaint about it? Fuck no. Well, what really fucked us and what really set us off was starting off the back.

We should have just started on the front, and if people really caught up to us and we were holding up that many people, then I understand spreading the word. Yeah, if we broke a butt. But we didn't hold anybody up. We got to the front, and we were literally waiting on groups. There for a little bit,

we were waiting on groups. As a group of seven. So it's like, you can't really chew our ass, pal. Let's see. We started at noon and got done at like 4 30 that's four hours that is not bad four hours is typically what it makes takes like four people to play that's what we usually in kozai that's what we usually shoot for is four hours but we were holding it up four people four hours an hour a person hell no

but so cam got a wild hair up his ass because he was about i don't know 26 beers deep um about um just chain smoking cigs like you probably had at least three packs by that point and your cart looked like a chimney i mean um you're like let's bring my dog well okay so i was like i was like well if we're taking so long if we're worried about taking long let's just scramble it so for those of you that don't know what a scramble is you and a designated number of players um in our case we were doing pairs because we were just going with our cart buddy um shouts out to spencer mckellen the ultimate um cart partner there is he fucking pulled it out a couple times and you pulled it out a couple times i'm telling you okay so i'll get there

i'll get there fuck you guys so cam's like let's play for money and so to our credit spencer and i were like i don't know. I don't really. And then you're just like, okay, we can just play for fun. And I just was like, you know what? I was like, fuck this. This kid over here smoking darts like he's fucking John Daly. He wants to talk shit. He wants to talk shit.

Made me like, all right, fuck you guys. Wants to talk shit. And I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's play them for $50. So, $25 per person. Spencer and I turned it on i mean it had to be my best round of golf i've ever shot we shot i don't know exactly what we shot on the front because we were keeping track of how many strokes we were ahead of you or you guys beat us by two

we won by two strokes um we were we were ahead three strokes going into the back. Yep. And we were probably pretty close to even, honestly. We were probably pretty close to even. Probably. I mean, we had some clutch shots. I was telling Spencer the couple times where he had like a bad drive I had a good drive the couple times where like I had a horrible shot he put it I mean just clutched it up his shot

on two we both are our number one thing we were worried about was the par threes he hit a dime on two, stuck it on the green, and then I hit an absolute shot of a lifetime on four, put it within, I don't know, 15 feet? We couldn't putt. We had so many, like, four, we could have went up one. We could have not went up one, but we could have brought it back to two. And then Mr. Bender told December over here is going, next time we're going brought it back to two. And then Mr. Bender told December over here is going next time. We're going double or nothing.

And I'm going sober. I'm not going sober, which, which, um, after I round, our boss was like, if we get our work done tomorrow,

we could probably get you guys on again. And so we're like, what is going on? Our boss is like, uh, no, um, our boss is a savage for that. If we do actually a savage for that if we do actually play golf if we do

actually play golf tomorrow that'd be sweet we are going not double or nothing but at least to get our money back but yeah so you said i'm not playing for a fucking 100 bucks fuck no well 50 per person but you're like but you're like we're going double or nothing tomorrow. And I'm going sober. And Spencer's like, you're not going sober. You're like, you're right. I'm not going sober.

I didn't take much persuasion. Um, yeah. So Jake did sober October. I'm doing been here till December. Cause as you guys probably don't know, my birthday is in December. It's going to be fucking legendary.

Um, I'm scared, but yeah, so we're going to do, I'm doing vendor till December. Look out for his mugshot. No, I got to fold laundry when I get home.

So I got to be on top of my game. I met on your birthday. I know what I'm saying. Like tonight and probably tomorrow. I met look out for your mugshot on like the night of your birthday oh no no no no i gotta fold laundry when i go home man i'm keeping it and we're dialing it down my birthday i'm gonna get trashed but i'm not getting that trash pal dial it in dial it in um while we were going you were just like i've drank 15 beers and spencer and i both look at each other i were just like, I've drank 15 beers.

And Spencer and I both look at each other. I was like, you really think you drank 15 beers? And he's like, I don't know. Maybe nine. Dude. I was like, just cut that number in half and that's probably right. It was a lot. I had three right after we got off work.

Oh. You're like, I've had three beers already. I'm like, are you bragging to me? Because you sound like a middle schooler that's like, dude, I totally drank a beer. Dude, we went through three quarters of a case in nine holes. I think we killed that case. We did.

We finished that. Oh, through the whole round. I'm saying, but through nine holes, we were through three quarters of the case, and the other guys that were playing with us had four four i don't know i had a few i know i'm a little buzzed i'm just saying and also my voice is a little scratchy i don't know if it's from allergies it takes or what but all i gotta say are you listening yes Yes, I'm listening, but shut. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

The boys that work in the golf industry got them dog in them. Got that dog in them. Huh? We know how to drink that beer. Oh, you're talking about us. Yeah. Yeah. Beer goes down easy.

Dude, on 12, I hit my tee shot um and it went way into someone's backyard remember when we were like oh that's on the trampoline yeah and i was like and that's when i was like can i hit it if it's like playable and you're like yeah and i went over there and there's a fucking dog sitting and the ball is right between his front legs and i'm like and i was like i mean i'm sure it's probably a nice dog but i also don't want to walk in there with like a golf club because what if he is like trying to protect his property yes i left it i didn't walk in there like here here puppy puppy you mind if i just swing this golf club in your yard and not spook you come here milo Hold this ball on your tail and let me hit it. Today was nice to get out there.

It was an awfully nice day to get out there and hit the links. Fuck you. It was. What? You took $25. I did. $25 for me. I did.

Dude, I had the drive of a lifetime on hole nine. I fucking piped it. I think, according to the GPS on the cart, the hole was 534 yards, and we were 200 out, so I hit it 334 yards, my drive. I think them carts are off. Okay. I'm saying from my personal, because I think them cars are off. Okay. I mean, I'm saying, I'm saying from my personal, cause you can try. I don't hit the ball very far.

And some of them are like, I thought I nuked it. Three 34. And then pulled out my old six iron. And Spencer was like the whole time. He's like, yeah, my six is my 200 yard club.

He's like, yeah, that's my 200 yard club. So I was like, okay. time, he's like, yeah, my six is my 200-yarder club. He's like, yeah, that's my 200-yard club. So I was like, okay. Because I've never used a range finder. I've always just eyeballed it whenever I'm playing. I can usually just look at it and be like, I don't play a ton of golf, but I can be like, oh, yeah. I could probably reach with the seven or I might have to go six on this. That looks kind of far. And so it was 200, and I took my six and hit a pure shot. One hop and a stop.

Well, one hop on the approach, up onto the green, and the pin was on all smoky. So. I fucking dialed that bitch in. That cup. You guys did not make it easy, though. You guys came right down. Your second shot was phenomenal.

And your third shot was pretty close to the pin. Or, I don't know. I feel like today was more of a time for literally all of us to have fun. We lost money. I don't really give a fuck. It was more fun than fucking anything. Like I said, I could more or less give a fuck. Well, and like I said, more fun than fucking anything. Like I said, I could more or less give a fuck about the $25,

but the, the winning aspect, just the fact that you won and the bragging rights. Yeah. Well, and it's like, and I kind of told Zane this, I'm like, you can,

there's a difference between like playing like competitively or you're playing to have fun. And I just think playing competitively is just not fun because you're just so focused. You're not caring about really having fun. You're like, well, I'm a birdie. As you're going, you're like hoping and praying for your friends to fuck up. Yeah. you're like hoping and praying for your friends to fuck up yeah so like i was telling spencer i was like you know it's kind of a weird feeling like rooting against like your friend but also it's like come on it's game time it's game time baby um the other thing i was gonna say was um

at what point i mean i have to imagine the beginning of the round, because the majority of the golf I've played is with you, and I suck. So at what point in the round were you leaning to Zane like, dude, we got this. Fucking Jake is dog shit. Like,

we got this. And then at what point in the round are you like, holy shit. Well, he's having a fucking round of his life right now. Well, when we went down like four on, and Spencer's putting it together

what nobody understands is even like zane and like all of you guys from like my competitive golf standpoint i'm a decent golfer but yeah when you played in high school when you go down four strokes in a scramble that's that's tough that's tough like four strokes is a tough comeback because you got you got two guys right hitting hitting hitting the same exact shot essentially hitting the same exact putt four strokes and like a scramble is a decent like yeah because we were at one point we were up five and that's when after whole five because i remember i snapchatted lena and up and like checked in with her and i told her i remember telling her we're up five strokes right now and but and she was like which one is the green and

then five strokes so that's a hefty like in a scramble because like we've played like i've played in a couple scramble tournaments and like we're shooting you know 10 under 12 under between like all of us yeah i mean that's a four man so you got four guys hitting the same shot yeah 14 when you have four chances you're bound to like probably average minus one on every hole 15 under. When you have four chances, you're bound to, like, probably average minus one on every hole. 15 under is, like, dude, a par is, like, a terrible hole. Really? Like, that's a bad, like, not terrible, but that's a bad hole. Like, you got to be, you got four sharts.

Sharts? Whoa. Whoa. You got four shots at one shot. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, I mean, Spencer and I were like, once we had our lead, once we had like a four-stroke, three-stroke lead, we were basically just like, we just have to. Maintain.

Even if we trade good shots, that's fine. Like, if we can get it there and make par, we're good. Because it's tough to make birdie when there's only two people we'll make our money back okay zane you better listen to this podcast you won't make our fucking money back you won't um anyways anything new going on in life um halloween just came the spooky season just came to an end we're officially into november looking forward to some fucking i haven't nutted yet i haven't nutted yet no net november is upon us no net no nut november is upon us um i thought you said i remember correctly you're like it was

my goal to fail no net november as fast as i could you got a nut every day and then you don't feel bad about not nutting. Wait, what? It's nut November. Nut November. Nut November. Nutcracker November. And then we got Destroy Dick December coming up.

Rub that bitch raw. Wait, so what happens on December if you're doing Bender till December? What happens December 1st? I don't know. I just keep it rolling, baby. It goes Bender till December and then Bender till January. That doesn't rhyme. Bender till...

January. Bender till hospital. Bender till hospital. Bender till 190 pounds. Oh, yeah. We got another funny thing to talk about Cam here claims I've been kind of roasting you a lot lately

I've been kind of on your ass a little bit The other day at work I just want to say I mean it all with love Fuck you No sex for you tonight Your mom listens to this podcast She commented on the last video Yeah

Everything between us is platonic I promise Your mom listens to this podcast. She commented on the last video. Yeah. Everything between us is platonic, I promise. The other day at work, I was like, guys, because ever since high school, I've weighed 150 pounds. I was like, I think if I start to put on some pounds, I'll look. By drinking as much beer and eating McDonald's. No, no, no. I'm eating healthy. You just ate a quarter of a Big Mac out of the trash can. Somebody threw my fucking Big Mac away at work.

No cap. He goes, oh, here it is. And he pulls it out. It was in the box. They covered it up in the box. It was in the box. He pulls it open. I'm like, you're not.

I couldn't even finish what I was saying. And he took that thing and fucking wadded it in his mouth and i'm like oh my god dude i've been so fucking hungry today um but i was like i think if i'm like 180 185 i'll look and feel pretty healthy the other day right before a halloween party i weighed myself weighed 180 pounds on the dot 180.5 actually i'm like and nobody at work believe me i'm like yeah you came to work and you're like i weigh 180 and we're all like no you don't even mark was like he's like maybe dripping wet shower with no he said he said 145 dripping wet. So I called Jake that night. I had a good buzz going. I was like, you know what, Jake?

He's like, no, let me take this. He goes, look. I'm like, what's up? And he just, being Cam, he just doesn't really even elaborate on what's going on. And he just goes, look, I'm going to show you. I'm like, huh? He goes, look. And he flips his camera around.

He's stepping on the scale i'm like okay here we go steps on the scale he's like it's zeroed out hold on let me zero it out steps on the scale 179 i'm like i died laughing i'm like oh i take told you you're not a pound all right god he's like no no no no, no, no, no, no, no. I just weighed myself and I was 180. And he steps on again and it's like 177.8. Our scale, though, if you move it, you've got to keep it in the same spot all the time or it won't read accurate. So if you move it, it'll read different every time.

Because I went from 179 to 177.5. How do I lose 20 pounds? To set all the bullshit aside, I'm sure you weigh 180. 179 is 180. Yep, you've got a barrel on you. Congratulations, you've achieved your goal. No, I've got to get 185. Okay.

But a human body can fluctuate like three or four pounds a day easily i mean you think oh yeah like oh yeah i think if you like i think you weigh lighter in the morning or yeah i think does it make a difference if you're hot um does your body weigh more if you're hot because your body's making more gases? I don't... Well, gas wouldn't weigh anything because it's air. That's like saying, well, I filled up a tire to 50 PSI, but it weighs the same. It'll be heavier. It's air.

A tire will weigh more if it has more air in it. It's air. Air doesn't weigh anything. Oh, fuck. I'm pretty sure it weighs more. Look it up. I'm pretty sure it weighs more. Look it up.

I'm looking it up. Keep it going. Anyways. I could be wrong. Anyways. I don't think I'm wrong, though. My lovely fiance called me when he got done with the round. She's like, you better not eat anything. I'm be wrong. Anyways. I don't think I'm wrong, though. My lovely fiance called me when he got done with a round. She's like, you better not eat anything.

I'm making pasta. And any food that's not cooked by yourself, man, I don't give a fuck what it is. It's so much better. So much better. But after this whole spiel about me weighing 180, we were talking about how it's barrel season. And last year around this time, we talked about this is when we finally came up with,

boys, it's barrel season. Once it starts getting cold out, you got to pack on your hibernation clothes. And I'm not just saying clothes. I'm saying your hibernation belly. Around this time is where we start to go. Me and Jake both really like the Stars, I think. I mean, I think I'm pretty sure you're a Stars fan. I do.

I have a Stars topic. We both like the Stars, but Stars. Pick it up. I want to go to your fucking games, but come on. What are we doing? Five to one to Waterloo. Imagine the first game that you go to that you can drink at and the stars are just we're sitting next to dave we're breaking our hands on

the glass on the front row and the stars are just putting up goose eggs losing fights i gotta give it to them we're still young but like i don't want to go to a hockey game that's the lancer's job to lose seven to one in five to one not the fucking stars come on stars anyways i need to apologize to you for making you sound stupid however does an inflated tire weigh more? Yes, it does. Each cubic foot of air weighs.08 pounds. So at two atmospheres, 30 PSI, you add.16 pounds of air in each tire. So while you do increase the weight, it is pretty much negligible. Suck it. No.

Tiny white deck. No. Not doing that. Suckible. Suck my tiny white dick. No, not doing that. Suck it, suck it, suck it real good, bitch. I don't know what that's from. Me neither, I just came up with it. Oh, how good? We had some American spirits on the course today. Some lattes.

Some bush lattes. Where did Gavin get his cocktail? on the course today. Some lattes. Some bush lattes. Where did Gavin get his cocktail? Did he make it? I think so. Where? I think he bought it on his way back. Or brought it. Like bought it at the concession? No, some shooters.

Kind of need to blow my nose. Go ahead. Can we pause? Go ahead banter yeah i can banter we me and jake are trying to work on our studio area we're trying to get we me and jake both really want to have guests it's just it's expensive we're trying but with that we all right i'm back you didn't say any slurs did you no you didn't say any slurs did you i was just telling them that we're me and you both really want to have guests on we're trying to get yes our shit set up to get a mixer yes and all that shit i've had a couple people um be like if you need a guest it's like

well i don't really need a guest but it'd be fun to have guests and i want to have guests because it's like if we do this for two years, you know. Yeah, if we grow. Yeah, like we're going to. It's more content. I want to hear other people's funny stories. While other people have to bring you the table. But.

Because we have USB mics, I don't really think there's hardly any mixers that can support usb mics because as like the very first episode we tried to plug them into my computer and it didn't work yeah we couldn't do two mics so that's why we use two computers and so if we got um i can't remember what the what the type of cord is but the other cord for mics is a lot more common for mixers so we could have like four mics i see and then we could have guests on and that mics is a lot more common for mixers, so we could have like four mics. And then we could have guests on, and that would be a lot of fun. There's one at Best Buy right now that's for five channels, which if we have five people. We're going to need a bigger table. Our old fucking Buffalo Bills fucking table ain't going to hold up.

I do think it would be cool to make a table. I want to make a table with a't gonna hold up. But. I do think it'd be cool to make a table. I want to make like a table with a hole in the middle. Pause. With a trash can? No. So we can like feed the cords through so we can all be sitting around and have the mics. Oh and then we should put a hole back here so we can just take our empty beers and just. Sure.

I'm thinking about getting guests and you're thinking about beer can disposal. There we go. It all checks out. It works out in the end. That is why our friendship works out so well. Jake's thinking about the practicality of everything. Yeah.

And I'm thinking about the more important shit. You're thinking about the other stuff that makes me giggle. Are you participating in no shave november it's november i was thinking about it and i was telling lena about it that i don't think i am i've done it like well i haven't shaved yet so i suppose i could but i feel like i've done it like the last few years in a row and my beard gets so fucking itchy yeah you were saying that the other day and especially when it starts getting cold and we're wearing face masks like face coverings at work yeah like our cold face covers then it gets

even more itchy when we're wearing them for hours on end which i don't i can't grow a full beard yet it's coming it's in the works but like right here like on the very bottom of my chin, even from just my coats, it gets fucking itchy. I'm not. Bailey already said I couldn't. Oh, the thing I wanted to say about the Halloween party. So it was lit. There was a lot of people there. Cam goes, yeah, our two neighbors each invited two

people and each of those people invited five people and i'm just like so there's gonna be 12 people there that i don't even know there was a lot more than what we thought we were playing we were playing beer pong and people were just like filing through your front door you don't have a huge apartment it's a decent size apartment but it's not huge by any an apartment's like thousands on square feet which for an apartment is huge like for an apartment and staying but that's yes that's like including all the bedrooms and we're only just in the main room we're only in the living room and hallway and like their spare bathroom. There are people filing into this apartment and Cam's just going, nice to meet you.

I'm Cam. I'm just like, you're meeting these people for the first time as they're just walking They're coming into my fucking apartment. I know. You're fucking right. I'm going to fucking meet them. It's funny that you're meeting someone for the first time as they're walking into your door of your house.

That's wild. That many people. Whatever. Anyways, it was a lot of fun at one point in the evening they quiet they quieted the music down and i hear thank you everybody for coming out and i look up and cam's holding a bottle of keto keep in mind he was fucked up before I even got to the party. And of course he's taking some shooters, he's drinking beers, shotgunning beers. He is deep, deep at this point.

Rolling deep at this point. And I see him standing in the middle of the room with a fucking handle of Tito's. And he's like, thank you guys all for coming out! And I'm just like, and then he puts that motherfucker up and he's chug chug chugging that bitch and I'm like oh no and Spencer Spencer Spencer and Ben and Pig and I were all standing there going oh he's dying and then whenever you set that bottle

down i out of not not trying to be funny i went go throw up right now like i was begging you please go throw up and i remember saying i don't remember i don't think uh sober d i don't think bender till december warrants hospital visits i don't think that's I don't think Bender till December warrants hospital visits I don't think that's part of the itinerary and then I seen he's like I gotta go they're all my friends

I seen the look on their face you're like I gotta go pee and I'm like go throw up you're like no I'm not throwing up and Spencer's like I'll go with him to see if he does. And then he walked through around the Island. Does it again? Tips that thing up again. We're like,

Oh no, he's going again. We're like, Oh my God. I was like, please go throw up right now. You're going to die. And so then he comes back from the bathroom.

Spencer's like, he didn't throw up. And I'm like, no, Cam, you need to go throw up. And you're like, it's water. It's water. Well, I seen all the the look on all my friends faces and it was supposed to be a funny joke and i just it wasn't funny i seen all the looks on their face

and like all right that's kind of fucked up it was just water i'm gonna jokingly let all my friends think that i got severe alcohol poisoning in front of all of them? It was a handle and it was full and I chugged the entire thing full of water. You didn't drink the whole thing. You maybe got like a quarter of it, but you drank a lot of it. By the time, but when I went back around the island it was empty.

Think what you want to think. I don't think you drank a whole handle of liquid. All I know is me being the kind of person I am, I've seen all the look on all handle of liquid. All I know. Even if it was water. Is me being the kind person I am, I've seen all the look on all my friends' faces, and I was like. It was genuine terror. I gotta stop it here. I was like, boys, it's just water, chill.

Do you know how relieved I was when you said it was just water? I legit was, I was like, oh my god. Like, I was legit relieved when you told me that it was just water. Because I was like, you're, you're. Dude, the best thing is. This is going to be bad. The best thing is. That's how you can literally die. Everybody else there didn't realize it was water.

Fuck everyone else. You just met them for the first time. I know, but I'm saying, like, to all of you out there, if you think somebody can just down a bottle of fucking handle of fucking vodka. And not even make a face. And just play beer pong and chat with their friends after it. Not immediately face plant on the hardwood floor. Something in your life has went the wrong direction and you should probably look at those around you what what what really um sealed the deal for me was when i saw bailey do it

will you silence that no no no just click that silence button up there on that click it with your actual finger which one no click it with your actual on the on the keypad cam learns how to run a lot there you go okay cam learns how to run an uh uh macbook macbook air um what really sealed the deal for me was when i saw bailey do it she took that handle and took it up she's like i'll do it she's like see look i'll do it and she did it, see, look, I'll do it. And she did it, and I'm just like, okay, it's water. Yeah, that's water. No, I wouldn't do that to you guys. Yeah, it was really fun.

It was really fun. Me harming myself is something I would not burden you guys with, because I know how much I mean to you. Well. I wouldn't do that to you guys. We started. I personally started drinking at halftime of the Husker game. Yeah.

And then the whole setup of the party everything weird drinking so yeah i went to the rail yard before had a couple bush lights and then i had a it was chilly it was chilly saturday um because that's why we had the fire that's why we busted out the fire it's cleaned out right now so you can't see it um but that's why we busted out the fire. It's cleaned out right now, so you can't see it. But that's why we busted out the fire in the last episode because it was chilly. It's been cold. And it was pretty cold down there.

I let Trace borrow my stocking cap, and he fucking left with it. So he's still got my Trace. I know you've been listening to these episodes. I want to get my stocking cap back. Just mail it to me. My address it. I got a Dr. Pepper Fireball.

And it was. I've never had one. It was so good. I've only ever drank Fireball straight. It was so good. I'll tell you what happened was. So I didn't know it fucking worked like this. So, remember the stand we were at when we went to the rail yard?

Yeah. Right there, like behind us? Mm-hmm. So, I got a wristband for that one, like right when I got there. Because that's right where Trace was standing and I met him there. You have to get wristbands for... So, you don't have to ID to go in. I think that's what they used to do.

They just have security guards at the entrance. You walk in and then you go up to one of the stands and there's someone standing at the front of the line or back of the line, I guess, with wristbands. You show them your ID, get a wristband, then you can get a beer. I went and got Double Fist and Bush Lights. Sitting there.

Behind us a ways, there were some heaters, some propane heaters. We're like, let's go stand over there. Um, cause we were waiting for Ben to come too. And so we got, we were like, let's get another drink. So we went through that line. We got to the front and the guy was like, let me see your wristbands. We showed him our wristbands. He's like, you have to get my wristbands. We're like, well, he's like, you got to go back through the line again. Or he's like, you got to go back through the line again or he's like you got to go to that guy over there and get one of my wristbands because like i guess the different

bar because it was longwells has different wristbands so i'm like i have a wristband on because i'm 21 yeah no shit what are you guys doing different that that other bar isn't yeah no shit are you guys like stroking my cock to make sure it's six inches? Yeah, that's exactly what I told him. He's like, you can cut back. You just got to go get a thing. So we went and got the wristband, went right back around to the front. And I asked him, I was like, can I get, like, a Dr. Pepper fireball?

And he's like, yeah. And he made it for me, took a straw, and stirred it around. He's like, I was like, oh, this is going to be good. He's like, oh, I don't like Fireball. And I think he was a gay guy. So it was kind of cute because he was just like, yeah, I don't like Fireball. And he, like, stirred it for me. And then he took the straw and sucked out the bit that he stirred it up with.

And he was like, hmm. And I was just like, what? He's like, I do not like Fireball. And I was like, oh, I don't know. And then I got it. And I was like, I mean, I like it. That gave him a pretty good tip. Because he was cool.

He let us cut back in line. Didn't have to wait again. Well, I'm the complete opposite of Fireball. You love Fireball, I thought. I like it too much. Oh, you're opposite of the bartender. Yes. Dude, I love fireball i thought i like it too much oh you're opposite of the of the bartender yes yeah dude i love fireball fireball it's it's like sweet i mean it's kind of kind of spicy but it's dude i love fireball i i like it it especially when it's cold outside fireball is a fucking lifesaver because your body can feel cold as shit you take one shooter fireball dude it was you're warm back up you're fucking back in the game you're ready to

go fist pump till your fucking arm falls off as jake says oh yeah fucking narcos playing on the fucking radio just so you turn 26 this december right 28 you 28. You're two years older than me. Honestly, you've been such a good role model today. Everything you do, I strive to do. I really do. I wake up every morning and I say, what would Cam do? So what do I do? I get to work an hour early so I can take a nap in my truck. I put my shoes on, go back to bed, not set an alarm,

let my body wake itself up as normal people do when they've got a deadline to get to work. I put my shoes on, go back to bed, not set an alarm, let my body wake itself up as normal people do when they've got a deadline to get to work. We were just talking about this this morning, dude. I'm serious. This morning was the first morning that my alarm actually woke me up. I think, I don't know what it is about my body. If it's my ADHD. Your internal clock.

Or what? My internal clock will wake me up three minutes no matter what time I set my alarm that's crazy three minutes before my alarm goes off you're hardwired

and then I'll reach over and I'll grab my phone I'll scroll through all fucking 500 of my alarms and I'll click for the next one that's 15 minutes

after this one you know something I love that you do and I think you did the other day you'll be pulling something up on your phone you'll be like have you seen this i'm like i don't know because you haven't showed me anything yet or you'll be like did you hear what bailey said i'll be like i don't that's all the information

you gave me so i don't know if i can say that i have or haven't heard what she said well it's one of my favorite things about you okay this is kind of a hot topic um i got a question so i i'm a i'll go home after work yes for you and everybody out there i'll go home comment actually i'll post a fucking poll okay on instagram today it'll be up well not today monday monday once the episode you can do it today who cares okay um How do you figure in? Because, hey, if we get some answers, I can post it on the video. There you go. The other day, I was taking a nap, and I'm like, well, I want to take a 30-minute nap. But it takes me – I'm watching my TV show, and my eyes start to get heavy.

I'm like, all right, I'm ready for a nap. I pause my show, and I'm like, I want to take a 30-minute nap. Millennial Farmers on the TV. You set your alarm for 30 minutes, but by the time you fall asleep, you only got 20 minutes. So do you plan ahead? Do you set your alarm for 40 minutes? Because I just started doing this.

Because I'm like, I got to doze off and fall asleep yeah so i've been i've been setting my alarm for like 15 minutes more but i get a full 30 minute nap but then 15 minutes are just me falling asleep and then if i fall asleep before my 15 minutes are up then i get a little extra nap this is something that i have experimented with and gone back and forth with many of times because being in our job sometimes we work enough hours and we work out in the sun where your body's fatigued and you come home and you're tired you can't go to bed at four so you got to take a nap now i i don't have a degree in psychology but i do know a little bit about well that's what the human brain and how it works and i've seen some videos about psychologists

talking about it is much better for okay so let's first talk about actual sleep when you sleep at night. It is, um, much better to do what you do and sleep. I've, I don't do this, which is bad. Um, but I can't help it. It's much better to do, to go through a full sleep cycle and wake up and get up you'll feel much less groggy if you wake up when your body wants you to get up if you force yourself to go back to sleep you might start a sleep cycle and then your alarm wakes you up so then you're halfway through another sleep cycle when you get up and your body's going to be more tired than if you would have just got it previously well i've been doing that and i've noticed that i've noticed the change because lately all of like all of you guys you guys don't show up to work and i don't want to show up and i'm like

well and it kind of hit me i'm like well if i can sleep with 30 minutes longer than if i wake up and then i try to go back to sleep but my adhd is like so like i have to be at work that like from the time that my alarm goes off i'll set a 15 minute alarm and that's like my buffer point like okay like you're fine if you go back to sleep now but if you don't wake up after this 15 minutes then your whole day is gonna be fucked because you're gonna be late to work you're gonna do all this shit so from that 15 minute alarm if i like try to be late to work. You're going to do all this shit. So from that 15 minute alarm, if I like try to go back to sleep or anything, it's like up every two minutes.

Like, yeah, I wake myself up and I'm like, yeah. Okay. Is it time to wake up? Is it time to wake up? Is it time to wake up?

Is it time to wake up? And I feel like after that I'm exerting so much energy, like waking my body up and falling back to sleep and wake my body up and falling back to sleep. But like, sometimes I'm just so tired. I'm just like, yeah, I want to falling back to sleep and wake my body up and falling back to sleep. But like, sometimes I'm just so tired. I'm just like, yeah,

I want to go back to sleep. Um, and I, one thing I do remember from one of my psychology professors telling me is your brain. First of all, your brain really needs sleep. Sleeping is like the best thing you can do for your brain.

Um, but it's not like a bank it's so much important to get a full night of sleep like a like get a full eight hours because if you let's say you only slept for four hours and you're like well i'll just take a couple two hour naps it's not the same you can't just you can't just like log time like a log book you can't sleep for four hours at night and then well i'll sleep two hours i'll take a two hour nap now i got six hours it doesn't work like that it's not the same effect on your brain now the same thing i talked about before goes for napping as well um It is much better to take like a 20 minute nap than to take like a two hour nap. Because, and I have noticed this sometimes too, it's so hard to resist like not hitting that snooze button when you hear it and just, and then just snoozing continually for like another hour and getting like an hour and a half to two hour nap but if you can get yourself to just sleep for 20 minutes and get up you'll feel a lot more

rested than if you slept for two hours and like started a sleep cycle and then wake up your body your brain is gonna want to keep sleeping so it's gonna make you feel tired versus if you just rest for 15 20 minutes then your brain was like okay i took some i took a pause i rested for a little bit now i'm ready to go again well like so what was the question you wanted to ask what how long are you are no I'm saying are you guys and are you do you guys throw in a buffer for falling asleep on your nap alarm? Oh, OK. So, yeah. So so let's say let's say it's let's say it's like one fifteen or like one twenty. Let's say it's one twenty and I'm like, OK, i want to sleep for a half hour i'll set my alarm for two because it'll maybe take me 10 minutes to fall asleep and then i'll get 30 minutes okay so that's what i've been kind of been starting because i'm like at first i was like i want to take a 30 minute nap i'd set

my alarm for 30 minutes but then by the time i fall asleep i'm only getting a 20-minute nap. Yeah. But a lady that used to work at the golf course in Cozad, she was, like, really into, like, human health and, like, body health and all that shit. She was, like, drinking kombucha and all that stuff to help. She said that she went to this, like, not therapist, but, like, I don't know what you'd call it, like yoga, kind of like help your body heal. That's what like it was like a class on that. And she's like 10 minute naps are better than 30 minute nap. I mean, i believe it the shorter you can like the faster you can just get a quick rest without making your body dive into a sleep cycle the less groggy and the more rested you're gonna feel but

she said she's had to like work her way up it's tough to like she's had to like work her way up like shorten the time like start at 30 start at you know 25 start at 20 start at 15 you know and work her way up to those because your body when you she said once you dive into your sleep cycle your body naturally does not want to wake up because it's your body telling your brain telling your body it's a long period of time to rest now and shut down like i need to be and not necessarily shut down the brain is very much active when you're sleeping this is we were talking about this the other day i was telling them that because with my adhd i think my body's so active that i was like the other day i told you guys that i wanted to i want to have a nightmare because if I have a nightmare, then I know I'm sleeping because that is one thing I remember.

So you're worried that you're not sleeping? Yes, because – Are you worried that you're just laying there with your eyes closed and not actually sleeping? Yes, when I wake up – Or are you worried that you're not going into like a REM sleep cycle? When I wake up, sometimes I feel like I didn't sleep. Like I just laid there for like 15 minutes and it's time to go back to work. But over the course of eight hours? Yeah, like I'm not hitting a full sleep cycle like i feel like i just went to bed and

i'm just now waking up and the way i think about it is if i have a nightmare nightmares i read this well dreams themselves will often occur in the rem sleep cycle which is the deepest cycle of sleep that's what i'm saying is especially vivid dreams like a nightmare but i don't know if it's with my adhd i might be dreaming but i have a dream once in a while like whether it be anything and so then i wake up and if i don't remember that dream or don't remember having the dream that i'm like i didn't sleep but i remember what was i gonna say there was i read a paper some guy wrote about dreaming and how like you said dreaming was the deepest part of sleep and how nightmares verse like i don't know happy dream i can't remember what he called them but a happy dream is nightmares your body will tend to remember them like oh okay because you

know people say they don't remember you're not supposed to remember your dreams typically i think they say you typically forget 90 of your dream within like the first 10 minutes of waking up so he said he was dead like it was some like phd or something like that he read it wrote a paper on it and was how nightmares people will tend to remember more of because it shocks the body and like your body sends like a natural hormone to be like holy fuck yeah like a fight or flight yeah type deal so i told them the other day that i was like man dude i've been like i've been listening to like true crime podcast mr ballin like that type of shit because i'm like if i have a nightmare then i'll know i finally got

a good amount of sleep but it's like today like i just woke up and i just like rolled over and i looked at the clock i'm like okay it's 550 or no it's 545 and my alarm was set to go off at 550 and 545 i started to fall back asleep two minutes later i woke up and i'm like i'm not gonna be able to go back to sleep so i got up at 550 made sure all my shit was packed because this lovely guy over here had to give me a ride to work because my truck's currently getting worked on. And the night before, we didn't discuss what time he was going to be at my apartment. So I was like, hmm. Well, I knew you wanted to get your 15-minute nap in before work, so I made sure to get there extra early.

Well, so I didn't know what time you were going to get there. So I got my clubs, got all my my clothes my shoes ready in the living room wallet with 25 cash in it no it was a venmo um i had it all ready by the couch and i was like dude i opened a soda and we were talking about this we were talking no it was a um sun kiss cherry limeade okay um well we were talking about this at work we have a couple guys at work that have add and one other that has adhd and bryce said when he was younger the same thing happened to me with my adhd they essentially prescribed caffeine because caffeine has the opposite effect as most people like if you drink caffeine it'll probably drink an energy drink it makes you tired it'll probably

give you a boost like but with me it helps me focus so i've that's like my morning routine it has been since i was young i they literally told me, they gave me a drink that had caffeine, like powder that had a caffeine in it. So that's just my routine. I wake up, crack a fucking soda, drink a soda, helps me focus throughout the day. And then I was like taking a nap and I was like, well, not taking a nap, but I was just, I sat on my recliner, sat my phone down. I set, I like to set an alarm. Like if I'm just going to sit there, I set an alarm like if i if i'm just gonna sit there i set an alarm just in case because like if i do fall asleep i don't know like if i do fall asleep at least i'll be on

time for work but and then that alarm went off and i think i was i don't remember if i was just starting to doze off or not but then i got a text that you're there and i'm like that felt like 30 fucking seconds oh like sometimes like time just goes fucking by and my fiance bailey is the complete opposite like me i set one alarm and that one alarm if i fall back asleep after that i don't need another alarm i'll wake myself up but that's crazy she has like fucking 50 alarms set up and she just sits there and hits snooze snooze snooze snooze and the way i think about that is if you're doing that for two hours you could have so much more sleep in there like if you know what i mean like if i don't know technically not good sleep though that's what i'm saying like you're doing it right you're doing it

right that's what i'm saying if you're hitting snooze for an two hours hour and a half after that you're giving yourself so many micro sleeps it's not good yeah why not just set your alarm for this time and just train your body to wake up that's what you should do it's better for your brain dude i wish somebody could do a study on my fucking brain I'm not even kidding you so do I I need some answers I'm not even shitting you because I want to know where it came from if it was my parents drilling it into me that you're not going to be late for school

and you're not going to be late for work that I'm just like my brain is just fucking wired ADHD I could forget fucking somebody like Bailey she tells me to take out the trash I forget that but like you said there's one little o-ring in a fucking toolbox I could forget fucking somebody like Bailey. She tells me to take out the trash. I forget that. But like you said, there's one little O-ring in a fucking toolbox that nobody's touched for fucking,

you know, where it's at 14 weeks. And I can remember that. But I try to take advantage of that. Sometimes I'll be like, I don't know where the hand pump is, but I know Campbell knows. So I'll call you and be like,

where's it at? And you're like, it's in the, it's, um, it's on that, it's on that work bench. I'll be like, Oh yeah, where's it at? And you'll be like, it's in the, it's on that workbench. I'll be like, oh, yeah, there it is.

Like, you just remember where shit is. And I'm like, yeah. I'll even be like, I need your ADHD brain. I don't know if it's fucking, if it's ADHD or what. Because, like, it sometimes pisses me off. Because, like, I'm like else is like can sleep to their alarm and their alarm wakes them up i'm like i'm up five minutes before my alarm and it's so fucking annoying because then i want to go back to sleep to sleep before my alarm but then i can't yeah

well i will say this it i think one other thing that affects it is how tired you are when you go to nap because when i was at midland and i was like doing workouts and stuff um when i would be you know like when i was in my athletics days and i was like working out a lot. I would be so tired. Like my body would be physically fatigued and I would be so tired that I would easily be able to like, oh, I have 15 minutes until I need to go to that team meeting. I can lay down and fall asleep immediately and sleep for 15 minutes and get up and go to that meeting. Yeah. Like even down to like 10 sometimes and be like, I'd have 10 minutes and I know I can fall asleep and sleep for 10 minutes until I need to go to that meeting yeah like even down to like 10 sometimes i'd be like i'd have 10 minutes and i know i can fall asleep and sleep for 10 minutes until i need to go to class or something yeah well and another thing i hate about my body and i think it's like not my body but my brain

is sometimes that you don't weigh 180 i'll go home yeah no like you had to have taken a shit before you wait that pisses me off like 179 come on buddy home yeah no like you had to have taken a shit before you wait that pisses me off like 179 come on buddy you really let me you had to have taken a shit before you step fucking christ fucking i need to eat more fucking big macs come on jesus christ dig them out of the trash um but i've just started to break this habit but when i would take a nap after work yeah i would scare myself awake what do you mean like scare yourself nothing would be happening i would just like wake up be like oh and my fucking heart would just like it's like you could like feel my heart like race and my body was like like something like i was missing something or like you know like when you're late like you

wake up late for work like oh fuck maybe we should take you to like, I was missing something. Or, like, you know, like, when you're late? Like, you wake up late for work and you're like, oh, fuck. Maybe we should take you to, like, a sleep study or something. Like, you know that? Like, you're like, oh, fuck. Like, your body's, like, insulated. Like, you're jarred awake. Like, your body's, like, from zero to fucking 100. Um, I think that's called...

It's called a hypnotic jerk. Look it up. Dude, well, I have those fucking facts. It's when you're falling asleep and you jerk yourself awake. Or you just jerk. It's your body falling asleep. Dude, I would do that shit. So, I wonder if that's why I don't get a deep sleep.

Maybe not hypnotic. That's what it sounds like. That's what it is. Well, in like most nights when I go to sleep, I'll wake up at, like – I know it's not me, like, striving to go to work because, like, I would rather go to sleep than go to work. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I'll wake up at – But you know you have an obligation.

I'll wake up at 2. I'll wake up at 3. I'll wake up at 4. I'll wake up at 5. And, like, I'll, like, look over at the alarm, like, oh, is it ready time? Is it time to go to work? to go to work and well like you know that thing where like you wake up and you're like you look at your clock and it's like 1 a.m you're like oh yes i still have like a full night of sleep like getting older and like studying psychology a little bit

i've learned like oh that's actually not good if you wake up in the middle of the night then i mean i suppose depending on when you wake up you could probably get another full sleep cycle through but waking up i'm like i hate when i wake up because then i'm like i'm not sleeping all the way through like i should like i'm breaking it up well in high school and shit, I would take like a melatonin because I would take my ADHD medicine. I think we've already talked about this, but I'd take my ADHD medicine and my ADHD medicine would make me so focused that my brain wouldn't be able to like get its energy out. Yeah. So once my medicine wore off, it was like time for bed. Oh. So like I couldn't go to sleep, so i'd take a melatonin but i'm really trying i don't i told myself i don't want to rely on something to go

to sleep because a natural sleep yes getting a full night's sleep on melatonin feels great but a natural sleep yeah feels fucking amazing yeah like i can like if you're tired and you let your body fall asleep naturally i can tell when i fucking wake up and i'm just like sometimes i wake up i'm like oh my god i feel like i got hit by a fucking train last night and then sometimes i'm like oh my god i woke up in the fucking gardens of fucking eden or something i don't know okay with that being said okay so for the poll um let's do like what we'll we'll do it like four choices or so what are your sleep like 15 or more like 15 to 20 30 to 40 you know we'll figure it out but go to our instagram, Gas Studies Podcast, and put what you do for naps. Yeah, what is your guys' nap fucking –

Yeah, what's your guys' nap regimen? You know, we're dads out here, and dads nap. This is vital information. I have one quick thing, Dad. Okay. Bailey's mom did a sleep study, and they told her how much – she was telling us how much it cost, and oh my fucking God, I'm not doing a sleep study. Okay.

Well, one thing you could do is get a smart watch or a Fitbit or something, and I don't know how BS it is. You could get something, though, that would help you. I want to, though. I wonder if there's a cheaper option, like you could go through a company. If any of you guys know, comment that. Yeah, comment if you know anything about something to track your sleep. So you can see because there's definitely things that will tell you like your waking hours, how many times you woke up.

It monitors your heart rate so it can kind of I think track how deep of sleep you got. Well, maybe that or just like how deep of sleep you got well maybe that or just like how deep of sleep you got but go to grass daddies um podcast grass daddies podcast on instagram to vote on the poll not vote but just say what you do go to at jake kilm on fucking tiktok see his new tiktok he posted with your grass dads yeah yeah I posted a new TikTok. I think it's Daddy Lawn Legs, L-A-W-N. Pretty funny, if I must say, and it's got your boy Cam in it. Go check that out.

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