Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 18: I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Jake retests Kam's knowledge of his favorite movie, Step Brothers. But will he do as well as the first go around with the new form of questioning and with new prizes on the line to compete for? Give it a listen and play along to test your movie quoting skills! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

the catalina wine mixer you know yeah where where is it where is it at i feel like it'd be in the name i don't know where does it take place catalina i don't know yeah i didn't think welcome to the this is how you remind me podcast that's cam i'm jake and we are the grass daddy we are the grass daddies and um we're here and we're uh you know the rest yeah i'm gonna drink my little my little girly starbucks drink here i just like all coffee cam likes coffee too especially cappuccino i just i have to bring it up i want to say no yes we need what was the other thing we were debating about today we were debating about something we were arguing about something think of it while I'm telling the story are you going to go out something today we're already we were debating about something today but I can't remember what it was

um yeah I thought we could bring it up on the pod but so it was a little chilly the other day and we went to the gas station and i think we were on a parts run for irrigation parts and you're like man i want a hot chocolate because it's cold my hands are cold i want something warm so we go in there he goes to get. He goes to get his hot chocolate. They didn't have hot chocolate. It was broken. So he comes out, and I'm like, did you get your hot chocolate? And he's like, no, I got a cappuccino.

And I was like, oh, you went for a coffee instead. And you're like, no, I got a cappuccino. And I was like, that's coffee. You're like, no, it's not. So we were arguing about if it's i know what you meant you know it's well actually i'm not sure i know what you meant but that's like saying oh hey that's like saying oh hey i want some alcohol to drink okay so like if i'm like yeah i'm gonna have a mixie and i'm like well actually I didn't have any crowns.

So I just went with a Budweiser. And you're like, oh, so you went with a beer. That's exactly what it's like. No. Yeah, it's a more specific way of saying a type of coffee. No, what it's like is going if you have a monster and I'm like, oh, you're drinking an energy drink. And you're like, no, I'm drinking a monster.'re drinking an energy drink and you're like no i'm drinking a monster it's an energy drink cappuccino is a coffee but were you unsure if cappuccino

contained coffee was that part of the no oh okay so you just calling it a cappuccino so you just really didn't know um god what were what were we debating about today? Well, for all of you guys that voted on our poll, for who won our Shooter Shootout, it was 29% of you guys were voting for me. I think it was me and Maggie. And how many people voted for me? 71 for Jake. You didn't turn around!

Oh, I should have done You Didn't Turn Around podcast. So we've been posting some polls on atgrassdaddy'spodcast on Instagram. Go over there, follow, get involved, vote on some stuff. We're pretty active over there. Give it a little looksy-looksy.

Give it a looksy-poo. Man, are you excited for tonight? Oh, yeah. I'm excited for tonight. I'm just glad that team him just got their heart ripped out of him. I feel like Spencer's the heart of your guys' operation because he's just so energetic. He just

keeps the team up. The only thing that energizes him is when you get in his head. You might live in his head rent free but it has something about we were golfing so we went golfing again and we were supposed to go double or nothing with our teams but cam um decided to pull his clitoris i got sick and i was like couldn't be there well i was like in my head i'm like well we're only working four hours a day so if i'm gonna take a day off it'd probably look better to take like today when we're already working a half day yeah today off instead of me going to work golfing and then me getting more sick and then taking off the next day after i just had a bunch of fun so we were golfing cam wasn't there and spencer wasn't playing very well and he's like

i need to get i was like i think it's cam call him and just just hear his voice just get him in your head a little bit so we facetimed you and i was like, say something. I was like, tell Spencer he sucks right before he hits his drive. You're like, you fucking sack. And then he just absolutely piped it down the middle of the fair. Like, the best shot he hit all day. It was amazing. So, tonight we are having a...

Talk into your mic. Tonight we are having a beer pong tournament. Team Him is currently out of the running. Because Spencer is at a wedding. Going to be at a wedding. But I don't know who my partner is.

I don't know who my partner is going to be. We'll have to see. Depends on who shows up. But if we don't have that many people, we might have to go single. We could probably still go teams no matter what. Well, I tried to get more people here, but i don't know if they're gonna show up okay it's all right i tried to get pig but he never responded to my text so we'll make do fuck they'll be fine either way dude i'm gonna make a no i'm gonna make a no whiskey rule

i think i should make a no whiskey rule i don don't remember if I told you, but when we were playing, Zane goes, we need to win so I can sit down. Like, he leaned to me candidly while we were playing. Like, he was in a bad way. And he wanted to go sit down. The other night, it was just pretty much we were just hanging out. There was really nothing special about it, was it? No.

Oh, we had a fire pit. We were having a a fire pit and we have recorded a podcast since then because we talked about how zane got a little wayward yeah yeah yeah we just didn't dwell on it very much but so bailey my fiance our ex social mediaired. She got fired from that position. No. She just had a lot going on, so I was like, I'll take that off your hands. We had to make the executive decision.

I need to start pitching in more on the podcast. Yep. She was, we were just sitting there, and she's like, I want to do something. I'm like, well,

we can play beer pong. So we're playing beer pong, and Zane is just so fucking hammered. He had already had a half a bottle of Pendleton down. He's like this. He's like leaning. He's leaning on the table. He's making the whole table bow.

Probably affecting the trajectory of the ball into the cups. Yeah. And he was like leaning over the cups half the time, and sometimes the ball into the cups. Yeah. And he was, like, leaning over the cups half the time. And sometimes the ball would hit him. And we'd be like, re-throw. Like, he was so gone at that point. And he likes to do this thing where he just tries to moon the other team. And then he ended up just, like, playing half the game with his ass out.

You could say he was making an ass of himself. Wait, he mooned us? i don't know he was mooning me yes he likes i think he just likes taking him cheeks out he really likes taking him cheeks out i don't know why shit it's just like his go-to so yeah no pendleton tonight no pendleton tonight i kind of want to get a sign in the basement that says days since last pendleton incident or something like that. And then we can, like, keep writing it down. Because right now we're at ten, eight, eight days since last Pendleton incident. We should. A week and one day.

Dude, that would be so fucking funny, actually. Since we typically have a lot of like gatherings at your house yeah we got to do times where people just get way too fucked up yeah like how like not just pendleton but like how many times people get way too fucked up and see how many days we can go so i kind of have a horrible short-term memory and like people will make plans with me and i'll forget and i was like i think it was yesterday or the day before i was like i feel like i have something going on this weekend but i can't remember and i was asking you i was like are we doing something this weekend you're like yeah we're having a beer pong tournament i was like oh yeah you wanted to do that and you're like well it's at your house and i was like oh it's at my house yeah well better start trying to invite people

well when we first discussed it i don't know if i made that clear but i was just thinking because i know how much you like to watch your games on your projector oh yeah so i was like oh yeah i don't know i get I like staying active when I'm drinking. If I like if I'm like in the mood to drink a lot like I am today, if I'm not staying active. Yeah, it can be go downhill quick. If you're just sitting in my mood, if you're just sitting, then you kind of melt into the couch or you feel drunk or faster. Or it's either that or it just ruins my mood like i'm just like yeah i'll have a few beers but if i'm like up and going yeah it's like our boss was telling us that

like he when he was at his son's wedding he's like because of the adrenaline like your body's just burning all the alcohol yeah like if you're up and dancing around at like my sister's wedding i drink so much beer and i probably was like is that the same one where you puked and shit in the parking lot no that was at my dad's oh. Oh, that was a different wedding. But we, yeah, I was just like, probably should have been borderline blackout drunk. But I was like, went back to the hotel room and I just fucking. I don't know what it is about like you and Spencer. There's something, something happens when you guys get too fucked up there's something primal takes over where you feel the need to go outdoors

now i don't know if we've talked about it on here. But you have. No, no, no. I'm still talking. But. Sorry, Maggie. I have this. You have this weird fixation with not peeing in a toilet or urinal. And this doesn't apply to when you're drunk. It's just always. Just the other day at work, you were like, I need to pee. And you pissed on a tree right next to the bathroom you were 10 steps away from the urinal but what i'm talking about is like at my birthday party

a couple years ago it wasn't even a party when you had to puke you went outside we were inside probably a few feet away from a toilet and you went outside so i don't know i don't if you're just comforted by nature if you feel like you know i don't know if you're getting sick or a lot of the times when i go outside when i get like when i'm like there and i'm like drunk, like when I'm drunk, drunk, I get super hot. Like that one day that we were sitting down here and it wasn't even like that hot downstairs. But I was like fucking sweating. And like, I was like so hot to cool down. I just like lifted up my shirt and just put it on

your brick wall in your basement i was like dude i was had to cool off the barrel i was fucking hot the barrel was getting hot so i don't know if that's just i don't know i just got outside i i don't like a couple weekends ago we're all pretty fucked up and it was your birthday yeah for spencer's birthday and Yeah, for Spencer's birthday. And he tackled you and nailed his arm against the wall. And I don't even know what happened. All of a sudden, we're like, where did Spencer go? And we're like, I think he went outside.

And we went upstairs to check on him. And again, in the same spot, pretty much, that you threw up in, he was just, like, prostrated on the ground in the grass like i don't it's like some biological response where you guys are just like my body's hurting i need to get outside i need to be in the yard i'm glad i've pushed past that point because now i think spencer is kind of how i used to be like when he's drinking he can, drink, drink, and then it's like one more beer. It's like gone. And he's just fucked up. And that's how I used to be.

Is it because you don't want to puke near a bunch of people? You want to be outside? Maybe it's like I feel claustrophobic. Like, if I'm, like, puking in a bathroom, maybe I feel, like, confined to one area. Well, he said he felt really hot and that's why he needed to go outside but i'm just like i don't know what it is with you and cam feeling the need to get outdoors when you're when he hit his arm i wonder well spencer has this thing it happened at our halloween party too that i was just trying to celebrate with him and then he's just like

drunk and he just like wants to fucking tackle somebody and it's always me the last time at the hallway party i hit my head on her fucking patio door this time i hit my head on this door i was just like but i wonder if the reason why he got so hot and felt like he had a puke was i wonder if he hit his funny bone and he was drunk enough that it just like fucked with his nervous system i don't know i don't know how that works i don't know like i said your body both of your guys's bodies are an anomaly i don't i don't know how how it works but for some reason i mean to say you're built different is truly an understatement i think the grass just feels good when i'm puking

oh yeah this is where i this is my this is why i'm a grass daddy not because i take care of it or do anything i just like to puke it it's your safe place you feel the blades of grass between your fingers and you're like i'm in a safe place right now nothing can hurt me your your grass where i did puke after your birthday was... Died. No. No, no, no. It was just super green, all right? I had a lot of nitrogen in my body. Your lifeblood just fed into the grass.

Okay. I bet you're wondering why I have my laptop in front of me. Do you have an idea? Are we doing the Step Brothers? We are, in fact. I need redemption and i need to prove what how cam is the way he is so without further ado it's time to play is cam like that uh second edition um stepbrothers uh more or less quiz.

So this time around, I'm not just going to be giving you basically a true false. It's going to be a little more complicated than that. And I'm going to truly test your knowledge of the movie that you claim to be your favorite that you occasionally misquote. For example, for the longest time, when their mom comes into the room and they wake up from dreaming, Brennan, you used to say, I'll kill you, Leonard Demon, when in reality he said...

It does sound like he says Leonard Demon. But what does he actually say? Leonard Nimoy. I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. Guys. I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. Guys. I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. So he's going around quoting this wrong constantly

and it's his favorite movie, but he doesn't even know the right line. If you watch that movie without subtitles, you would think it says Leonard Demon. But Jake is one of them guys that has to watch every single movie with subtitles on.

Well, I just remember the quotes word for word. After you look at the subtitles. So, I've got ten new... Listen, cocksuck. I've got ten new questions that I'm going to run by you, and we are going to test your knowledge. So, I'm actually going to copy and paste these into a Word document. A Word document. I need a mirror.

No, you don't. It's 1244. Nope, 1244. All right. But before we start this game, of course, I have prizes available. So, I think I have ten questions. Okay.

Okay. Do I get my golf pins back? We're going to... We are going to... We're going to do it like this, okay? We're going to do it like a grading scale. If you get an A a which is nine or ten that's an a 90 or above 80 8 out of 10 is a b you'll get the second place prize

c 7 or more you'll get the third place prize and anything below that i don't know i'll kick you in the nuts okay because i hope you get at least 7 so for your third place prize one of Cam's favorite candies a mini Snickers on the line I don't know if that's visible I'm ready to get more than 3

I'm not eating that fucking Snickers that's your third place prize your second place prize my pins this amazing That's your third place prize. Your second place prize. My pens! This amazing first place prize that he won last time, this box of golf club pens that he loved so much that he decided to leave at my house and never take home. So, you forfeited that prize from the last game,

and you have a chance to re-win them again as a second place prize if you get eight out of ten i've missed those so they're no longer yours you forfeited that from the last win because you left them at my house and never took them home okay your first place prize is this amazing golf ball i found on the golf course. It is a Pro V1 with Milwaukee on the side of it. That's mine, you cocksuck. What are you talking about?

I found it a long time ago, and I thought I lost it. I found this golf ball. It's a Milwaukee brand Pro V1 golf ball that I found, and this is your first place prize option. If you get an A if you get an a nine out of ten cam had this huge collection of golf balls in this cart and this was one of them and he would not shut the fuck up about it that he found a milwaukee ball golf ball spencer was like he will not shut up about that fucking milwaukee ball and i was like i'm gonna take it and just wait and you never said anything

about it well i just thought i lost it you never once said anything about it i thought i lost it so i was like this kid i have adhd brain okay let's get right into the are you ready to get started yeah okay in the treehouse scene mm-hmm derrick says i haven't had a carb since blank what year has he not had a carb since since 2000 and I will give you a hint. It does start with 2000 something. I know it's 2000 and I haven't had a car since he claims to love the movie and watch it every night. Great line. Hilarious.

I love this line. This is like beating off in a time machine masturbating in a time machine yeah that's one of the lines in that scene and derrick climbs his dumb ass up this ladder this is gonna take a while if you're taking this long on each question 2002. Wrong! 2004. 2004. That was your second guess. I haven't had a carb since 2004. I haven't had a carb since 2004. 2004.

Okay, so that's wrong. Your next question. In the scene where they build bunk beds, Dale's getting ready to jump up on top of the bunk bed. And he says, Hey, I never asked. Do you like... What does he ask Brennan if he likes when he jumps up onto the bunk bed?

You know what I'm talking about. He jumps up on the top right before it collapses. Yeah, I don't know what he says. I can't remember what he says. He goes, hey, I never asked. Do you like... And then it crushes in on him. Oh my god, he's dead.

What does he ask him if he likes? Do you want a hint? Yeah. It's... do you want a hint yeah it's um a vegetable well it's it's actually it's mainly a vegetable it's it's a certain kind of mexican type thing. I might have to mark this one down as wrong. It's a type of dip. Do you like pico? No!

He goes, do you like guacamole? Hey, I never asked you. Yeah. Do you like guacamole? Oh, God! What? You don't even know this? Come on!

You're the king of stepbrothers and you don't even know. Oh, fuck. All right, this next one. You gotta get this next one right. You have to. Otherwise, I'm really scared for you. I traveled blank miles to give you my seed. How many miles?

I gave you a... I traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed How many miles I gave you I traveled a thousand miles to give you wrong? It's 500 500 Prime fuck me. I Told you he will go around quoting this, and he quotes it wrong all the time. I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed. Ah! See, you know the exact scene, but you don't know the lines. All right. This isn't an insert the blank.

This is a quiz, a type of question, okay? Okay. Before they pitch prestige worldwide derrick gets a birthday present what is it it's a calloway uh it's a calloway driver but or yeah driver you're a golf guy. Grass daddies. What is it? I will give you a hint. It's a Callaway. No.

It's a Callaway something. And he goes, bomb it down the fairway, bitches. And he does the Scarface thing. What does he get? What does he get, Cam? You're a golf guy. I have my first and second. What are your choices that you're thinking of?

Driver and 3-wood. I will give you a hint. It's one of those. It is one of those. I got a 50 shot three wood correct he goes callaway three wood callaway three and then he does the scarface thing say hello to my little friend yeah and then he goes from scarface or like one of the friends says it all right so far you have one out of four correct all right in the job interview where he says marry one fuck one kill one what are the three things the three options for marry one fuck one kill one three three women three women barbara walters okay oprah is that one of your guesses three people three women marry one fuck one kill one go shout out of a cannon shout out of a cannon be confident be confident oprah barbara walters

who's the third one they're asking the guy interviewing them. Yeah, I know. Talk out loud. Talk out loud what you're thinking. I can't. He's got a PhD. He's got to focus in. I know Barbara Walters is one.

So far, you've guessed Barbara Walters and oprah i feel like oprah's wrong those two are both right white those two are both right is something white something white like is their last name white no but that's close saying white like is really close to the third thing they ask your wife correct Oprah Barbara Walters your wife you gotta fuck one marry one kill one

go Oprah Barbara Walters your wife gotta marry one fuck one kill one go I don't know who barbara walters is your next question is what are two what are dale's two bugaboos don't touch my drum set no no no no when he's in a job interview the guy's interviewing him and he's like listen listen, I'll do anything you ask me to, except, and he says,

this and this. And he says, those are my two bugaboos. Fuck! See? See? I quote that at work, though. I have quoted that at work. What?

There was a time where me and you were quoting that back and forth. We were like, yep, those are two bugaboos. Yep. So you should know them. Since you were quoting that back and forth. We're like, yep, those are two bugaboos. Yep. So you should know them. Since you're a... I have ADHD. Come on, Cam. Now I'm pulling for you since you just absolutely fucked those first three.

I love you should I um you want a hint yes one of them involves people and one of them involves items you want a deeper hint one of them is a dangerous item and the one involving people is sexual do you do you not know do you want to don't want me to tell you no it's like right there, but I just can't tell you. What are you thinking? What are you thinking that it is?

What's your guess? If you had to guess. This doesn't have to be your answer, but if you had to guess. What was a dangerous object? Yep. An object that could hurt you. Guns. Nope.

I don't know. I give up. I don't like having sex with old ladies for money and bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. What? You don't know that? Come on. I do. All right.

You got to get this next one. I'm going to eat a Snickers. What is Brennan's voice a combination of? What two people? When he sings to Dale in the Bedroom, he's like, you have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of... Jesus and Fergie. There you go.

He says Fergie and Jesus, so you technically had it backwards, but I'll give it to you. Oh, fuck. I'll give it to you. Brennan, I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Alright. So far you have one, two, three, right.

So right now you're at 50%. So you need to... I need one more to get this. You need to reel it in. I need one more to get this. What? I need one more to get this back You need to reel it in. I need one more to get this. What? I need one more to get this back. Well,

right now you have three out of six. Oh. Oh, wait. Hold on. One, two, three, four. Four wrong. One, two, three right. Having sex with the... Yeah, that sounds...

Having sex with the ladies for money and bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. Okay. When Dale comes in and suspects Brennan of playing with his drum set, and he goes, Why are you sweating? What is Brennan's response? I was watching cops. There you go. Why are youan's response i was watching cops there you go why are you so

sweaty i was watching cops there you go and then he goes back up that's correct and he goes and now i know you're lying because cops doesn't start till four there you go see you you know some of them you know some of them you sound insane insane. In reference to Brennan's singing, what has he been called? The songbird of his generation. There you go. I'm really, really good. How good? I've been called the songbird of my generation by people who've heard me.

That good. Correct. All right, let's recap here so you have one two three four you don't even you didn't win that yet you can't put that in your mouth one two three four five one two three four five you have right now you have five right so i'm at 50 yes right now well technically one two three four five so you need to get this next one right which technically is wouldn't get you anything but i have a bonus question so i'll throw in the bonus question to give you a chance at winning a snickers but you've already lost these two you pissed those away when you fucked up those first couple all right

dale and his dad are in the kitchen and he says we're men what does that mean what are the four things we like to go on riverboat gambling trips we like to talk about pussy like to shit with the door open what's the fourth one uh i forgot this one too I didn't even remember this. There's three. There's four things. You named three of them. Shit with the door open.

Talk about pussy. Go on riverboat gambling trips. And what's the fourth thing? Smoke meats. No. Close. That's close. We make.

Is it jerky? Yes. They make beef jerky. We're we're men okay that means a few things we like to shit with the door open we talk about pussy we go on riverboat gambling trips we make our own beef jerky that's what we do and now that is all wrecked we literally have never done any of those things. I know my shit! Run it back. You've gotten six correct.

On the next episode, we'll have the third guard. You have six correct. Okay. Here's your bonus question. Let me... Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you have six correct out of ten. In order to win your least favorite candy as a prize, here is your bonus question.

We all know about the Catalina Wine Mixer, okay? It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. Where does the Catalina Wine Mixer take place? I'll give you a hint. It's on an island. Where does it Catalina wine mixer take place? I'll give you a hint. It's on an island. Where does it take place? Where does the Catalina wine mixer take place? The island of... they say it a lot of times in the movie what they say the name of the island a lot of times in the movie

where does the catalina wine mixer take Like, throughout the movie or towards the end? The Catalina Wine Mixer, you know. Yeah. Where is it? Where is it at? I feel like it'd be in the name. I don't know. Where does it take place?

Catalina, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think of that. The Catalina wine mixer takes place in Catalina Island. That took you so long to get to that. I honestly thought. I figured it would take. I thought you were either going to eat it immediately or you wouldn't know at all.

I figured you were trying to fuck my head over something well i said it's so i said the catalina wine mixer catalina i don't know congratulations you have won a mini snickers you can go ahead and eat that properly if you want. Maybe the mini Snickers are better than the regular size Snickers. Maybe. But as it stands, these are now mine again. And as well as this Milwaukee golf ball that was in your mouth. So I'm going to leave it right here on the table and not handle it.

How is that? How is that Snickers? Tastes like shit. Tastes like shit? He's really doubling down. I'm wondering how long he's going to keep up this facade of him not liking Snickers. I don't like them. That's the first I've ever

fucking heard of you not liking Snickers. Since the entirety of us being friends. One day? I think he's full of us being friends. One day. I think he's full of shit. Personally. We were... Airifying teas and bird cutting them. Taking all care of them.

Yeah. And Tom brought us candy. And the first thing he hands me is a Snickers. I told him to. I know. He explained that to me after, but I was just like. What did he say? He's like, Jake told me to give you this.

He was like, I heard this is your favorite candy. Tom's a troll. No. He trolled you. No. Actually, he just threw it to me because I was like sitting in the car, and he just pulled up and threw it to me. And I just caught it, and I just looked down, and I'm like.

Fuck. I'm not going to be a douchebag and not eat it. So I was like. Yeah, he rolled up on us with candy, and I was like, ooh, give that Sn it to me. I just caught it and I just looked down and I'm like, fuck. I'm not going to be a douchebag and not eat it. So I was like... Yeah, he rolled up on us with candy and I was like, ooh, give that Snickers to Cam. Because he hates them. Apparently. I do. Really do.

Man. I wonder what I'm going to drink tonight. I kind of want to drink like some White Claws. Some seltzers. I haven't had seltzers in a while. Dude, when I was in like my hardcore drinking days, I mean, I don't know. I guess I kind of probably still am now. You probably drink more now than you used to.

Well, yeah, but I don't know because there was a period from when I was living at the Sumner House where I could drink a 12-pack of seltzers in a night. And I don't know if I could do that now. Well, let's try it tonight. I think I'm going to get a couple four locos. Because I remember we were, it was like, I think it was like New Year's maybe. We were like, Cole and I were talking about what we were going to drink. And I was like, I'll probably just get a 12-pack and drink those.

He's like, yeah, me too. I don't think he drank all of his, but I definitely drank all of mine. I was fooked. Oop. It was a fun time. Do you think seltzers hit different? Because we drink a lot more than 12 in a day, night. Well, they're 5%. And like like, Bush Light is, like, 4-2.

So... The last weekend we were over here, I brought 13 beers, and they were all gone. Well, I'm not going to go down that road. But your numbers are not always accurate when you're giving numbers. No, I actually know that was a sincere fact. I did bring 13. But we might have drank some of them. Did you bring the bush lights?

Yeah. Well, I guess Zane had two. He should not have had anything. He should have had less than what you had. I was trying to give him a beer to be like, hey, you don't have to drink any more Pendleton. Yeah, I know what you're doing. Then he's over here with Pendleton.

He's like, Pendleton? Beer. Oh, God. That is literally a recipe for throwing up. Well, at one point, Bailey looked at you and just went, Cam. And you're just like, hey, I could tell you're making an effort to try to help him. Because he was losing it at that point. Not losing it, but I mean, like, he was so drunk that you were trying to get him under control.

Or do something to try to... to well we're making him sound like you're trying to slow him down he's not like we're the picture we just kind of painted was like he's an out of control alcoholic no no no no he was just having a lot of fun and i was just trying to be like for those of you who have been in a party scene with your friends and you know your one friend is getting way too wasted and you're trying to take care of them that's what this situation was Cam was like trying to slow him down before he like he already he really fucked himself halfway

through a bottle of Pendleton and I'm all for getting as drunk as you fucking lot but I was like you're gonna thank me tomorrow if I stop you you yeah this is like getting into like stomach pump territory well i don't know but either way i know it was the fact that i did bring 13 and i know zane had two so sorry my numbers were false i didn't well

the reason why i know i got 13 because i got a case of beer and then our neighbor came over and we drank two so i i brought the rest of the top of the half rack. Gotcha. The upper half of the rack. Upper decky. Yeah, I brought the upper deck. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to drink tonight.

I'll figure it out. Still got four hours. Four hours until we start? No. Until we hit it hard? Three hours until we start no till we hit it hard three hours till we start drinking but i kind of want to hang up some more of my some of my beer my beer sign not signs box box my beer boxes

i have a lot out there lena's like are are you going to do something about those? And I'm just like, yeah, I might hang them up. I kind of wanted to post a question or... Like a poll? Or what do you mean? Not like a poll, but like a question. I want to ask our viewers what we should do with this wall. Oh, yeah. Give us suggestions about what we should do with our backdrop because we really don't know.

I'll post it next Monday. Leave a comment on YouTube or DM us on Instagram or put a question or something. This is a blank space, and I think it'd be kind of cool to do something. Just waiting. Yeah. Just waiting for something to be put on it. Something cool. Maybe, uh, what if we got, what if we went and took a picture like Dale and Brendan from Step Brothers and put a picture of us up there?

Like with sweater vests on? And then just get. That would be pretty sick. We had to get the prestige worldwide. I had a, uh. Let's just copyright their whole movie and put it up on the wall behind us. So I was that kid in high school. I had flags in my entire room.

Oh, flags of sports teams and stuff? Just anything. I was collecting flags. Like a Nazi flag? I had flags that went up from... So my bed was probably this high. And it went all the way up. All the way across my ceiling.

Oh, shit. I had a... N gonna lady above your bed i'm just gonna send it flag a boat flag so a no boys flag like a send it no it was i'm just gonna send it okay like the original video yeah i'm just gonna send it yeah yeah i got that one and then i got boats and hoes flag and then i had a banner like a banner style flag that my mom made me take down it was a it was like a budweiser but it said buttweiser oh and it's so funny the best rears since something. I don't know. Yeah. Blah,

blah, blah. Yeah. I tried to bring him down here and be like, you're not hanging out in there. But well, it's not the classiest thing you could hang up and in your apartment and you have guests come over and be like,

ah, big, that video. Gavin sent us. Gavin was downtown and there was just a guy walking down the streets with a swastika oh yeah what the fuck was that and it just like he had it like wrapped like a cape i'm like is that technically free speech or is that a hate that's that's got to be a hate crime you can't just walk around with a swastika that's representing a group that... I mean... I don't know where that...

I don't know. Because, I mean, there's neo-Nazis... It probably falls in the freedom of speech because you can get a tattoo of it and they can't say... I guess. I mean, because there are, like, neo-Nazi groups who are, like, allowed to, like, do their protests and whatnot.

Yeah. So I guess maybe it is legal, but I mean, I wouldn't, you might get shot. You might get shot by someone else. He had to be tweaking. Drive by. What the, why would you walk around with that? Especially he's lucky. It wasn't like a weekend.

I think this was like a Wednesday in downtown bars really pop on the weekends so do you know why him and his girlfriend were like had husker stuff on and that and it's like snap story did you see that uh they had like husker pads on oh they were they were playing Oklahoma drill. So what the fuck was that? Him and his him and his girlfriend had this thing. Well, they're both like really into sports. So they like to compete. And so every sport that gets brought up, they're like, I bet you I kick your ass at sports. So they're doing Oklahoma drill.

So they probably just knew someone that could let them. Yeah. Well, his friend, his roommate or friend does all the like decals for the Huskers. Oh, shit. That must have been him. And he works for the. That's sick. Yeah.

I'm going to start getting a fucking helmet to wear around when I get drunk around Spencer. You should put on a flak jacket. Have you ever worn a flak jacket before? Yeah, I wore one all the time because I cracked ribs. Dude, those suck. I liked it. I didn't because when we were doing practice, it tightened around your ribs so that every time you tried to inhale it was restricting your breathing and then at the end of practice whenever i took it off because our coach was like you're a quarterback you have to wear this to protect your ribs like you're throwing and your midsection is open and after

practice i would just have like a line of sweat around like my undershirt from where the flak jacket was yeah i was like this sucks and i just stopped wearing it i was like fuck this mine because i cracked like three of my ribs like right here like i have a huge gap in between them because they like moved and healed can i feel it no i'm just um i want to feel your gap but yeah so i wore those i wore one of them's I had a game where I, it was the first game of my senior year. I technically got a sack. This quarterback was about to scramble because, like, the whole line and pocket had broken apart and he was going to take off running. I dove.

I wrapped up his legs. Like, I full-on extension dove and landed on his his foot so like his toe was in the ground and this is his heel was up in the air and i just landed on the on his heel on my midsection like right on my ribs and it fucking hurt and i know i landed on him hard because he limped off to the sideline and he's out the rest of the game with an ankle injury. So hopefully I broke his ankle. But like the whole rest of the next few games, I got one of those like tight Under Armour shirts that have just like the foam padding built in. I just wore one of those instead of wearing an actual flak jacket.

Just protect my little ribs. I think my mom wanted me to get it. She was like, get this to protect your ribs. Yeah. But. Yeah, but I also hated it at the same time. I liked it because when I was playing quarterback, I was. Our team was small enough that we were playing both sides of the ball.

So it sucked on defense. Why? Because it, like, hindered your mobility, or? Yeah, well, and I was also, like, a, it was a safety, and I played, like, defensive back. Did you play eight man? Did I ask you this? Spencer played eight man. Yeah, we played eight man.

Um. Yeah, we played 8-Man. I can't remember. I swear for a little bit, we went to 6-Man. What? Is that even a thing? I think it is. Look at me drinking my little group. I don't know. I can't remember.

Yacht Queen. look at me drinking my little group i don't know i can't remember yachts queen well and then so when you're when we were at one point i was playing nose guard yeah you have said that and i can't picture you as a nose guard you're the nose guard it worked pretty well because i was i was going up against some fat fucks and i was just fast enough that i could just like shimmy shake them and just so you know the whole the whole joking thing about like we need some corn fed white you know that yeah hold we i had experience playing against guys that i swear their workouts were just lifting hay bales all day because they were big and strong and i'm like i don't know what the fuck

these guys are getting fed out here in this part of nebraska but holy shit yeah they don't look that's not what we look like medicine valley their field was dog shit and they were always way bigger than this yeah it's a crying shame there's a difference between i feel like there's a difference between And they were always way bigger than us. Yeah. It's a crying shame. There's a difference between. I feel like there's a difference between farm strength. And like people just like working out strength.

Yeah. Because those guys. Their dads are probably farmers. So probably. From the time that they can walk. They're helping their dad. Yeah. And that involves. heavy objects, you know, literally moving hay bales. Yeah.

Moving fertilizer, you know, I don't know. Have you ever seen... Helping hook up equipment type of shit. Have you ever seen the clip? There's these two guys and they're baling hay. And they're coming down their line. Well, a hay bale rolled over like to their line and the guy goes, hey, do that. Hay bales in my way.

So this guy jumps out of the tractor while they're bailing hay and it's still moving. He just runs up and just like fucking hit sticks. It's all big round bale and just rolls it out of the way. Oh my God. Have you seen the clip of that? There's like a chick. There's hay bales rolling down the hill and absolutely smokes this person and they go flying. I have not seen that video.

Oh my god. I might try to pull it up. It's so funny. Maybe I'll try to edit it in somehow. dude we uh something tragic happened so i'm kind of jake's we're both kind of into hockey did you hear about the hockey player oh the guy that died yeah that was playing over in europe and he caught a skate to the throat oh yeah here it is here it is watch okay you missed it why do you try to jump over it i don't know because he's stupid he's lucky he got high enough dude yeah if that thing rolled him if that thing rolled over him oh yeah that would have killed him definitely wouldn't have felt good how did they get that thing moving they just started at the top of the tractor started at the top of the hill and they're like bobby go stand halfway down

the hill and try to jump over it i try to jump over it that's some alabama shit right there yeah no i don't know that's probably have you ever i remember hearing people talk about that whole cow tipping thing. That's a myth. You can't push a cow over. Have you ever tried that as a kid? Out there in Yeehawville?

No. I was just kissing my third cousin and ding-dong ditching cops or whatever the fuck you talked about in that one episode. What are some movies to do though i mean dude i admit i envy people who lived in a small town they're just like yeah we would just drive around for fun and see someone we knew and we'd fuck with them it's like that sounds so fun this you could drive for five minutes and see someone you know yeah lincoln well they're in lincoln this one group of kids one time threw a duck on my friend's girlfriend's car after they

shot it and so we were fucking we were fucking with them and they were like hanging out like outside my friend's apartment and we were chasing him and the one kid they didn't know who we were trying to chase him down and follow him so they all got out of their car and then one kid didn't get in the car before they left so he was laying under a vehicle in the street. And we scared the living shit out of him. And then we... So he got in with us and we were chasing his friends around, like, in their car.

And then he called, like, all the seniors from COZAD. So then they started following us because that car didn't know who was following them and yeah it was just a shit show like i had some friends from wahoo and they were saying like yeah we would play this game where like you would start on one edge of the yeah something like that and you try to make it to the other side without getting caught. So you're on feet. And then the people who are like the cops or whatever are like in vehicles. And they're driving around trying to find people. Yeah, I had to.

And you have to try to make it to like the high school or something. So when I was living in Elwood, we did it. That sounds so fun. From the gas station, which is on the other side of the railroad tracks, all the way to the water tower. And so you got so you have people that are in cars driving with flashlights if you have a if you have a water tower as a reference point for your town you know you're in a small town yeah if you make it to the water tower from the gas station to the water tower well and then so the first time i ever

played fugitive i was i was like super young, like early middle school. All my siblings were playing it, and I was like, I want to play. Yeah. So I was running with this group of people. Well, they just started running because I wasn't as fast as them, so I was just laying in a cornfield. Well, I was laying there for so long waiting for everybody to go past because all the cars were up by the water tower. I didn't realize the game was over. Oh.

Like I waited so long that the game was over. nobody's found me yet i guess i won night we played at night and then you have the people in the cars have flashlights so they have to find you dude there was so many fucking i ran was running through our neighbor's backyard while i forget forgot she had tomato plants. Yeah. And I stepped right in one of her tomato cages and just fucking. Smoked it. It just, like, got in all my legs and I was just like.

Like, there was, they were also telling me, some of my friends were telling me, like, they were having this crazy party one time and the cops showed up and busted it and they all just like fled the house out the back and went into the back cornfield and so there's a whole bunch of kids and then the cops come out and what are they gonna do it's just a giant cornfield yeah so they're like yelling like come out and then they just heard one person just go fuck you and then every you just hear like an eruption of laughter from everyone in the cornfield that'd probably be kind of scary honestly just like oh my god there's so many people out there and i can't see any of them sometimes it just bewilders me like the cops come out okay

do you have my mip ready i can't wait to come get it how about no um yeah I kind of miss I don't miss that I never really had that that would have been fun one time we had a

there was one of our friends was like dude if you guys take me out into the country right now and put me in a cornfield i bet you i can know where i'm going what do you mean all i need is the moon and stars baby i'll find my way home he's like so it went like two miles from his kid's house that lived out in the country and he's's like, I'll make it back. I promise. Show up at school on Monday. Yeah, Jeremy's still missing. We don't know where he's at.

And you're just like, oh, shit, you didn't go get him? Like, no, I thought you were going to go get him. Oh, fuck. Well, that field's been harvested, so hopefully he didn't get fucking mulched up by the combine. We didn't put him in a cornfield like he wanted to, but we drove him two miles, put him on a street. We blindfolded him before we got there on a gravel road, and then we spun him around. What are... He had his phone on him.

Well, then he could have just looked at the maps. I know he didn't look at the fucking map. He's like, yeah, I walked for three quarters of a mile north well he didn't know it was the wrong direction yeah he didn't know it was north but he's like yeah i started walking this way about three quarters of a mile and then i was like man i know exactly where i'm at so i started cutting through the cornfield was he completely lost who was this guy and why was he just like take me out into the country. I want to find my way back.

Well, because we were talking about how, because it was one of those deals where we were sitting there, and he's like, that's north. And we're like, no, it's not. And he's like, I bet if you take me out in the country right now, I can come back to this house. I know my exact way back. And so we're like all right and we took it back say less and then we were playing video games and we gradually kind of forgot about him like we told him it's so get you after a while he still was just walking

yeah like you never like i think after a while you'd be like all right i walked two miles i don't see the house so i didn't even hit a road so i might be lost and so we get a call from him and then this dipshit walked up a road so it was like a t there was a t okay and so he was like all right i know exactly where i'm at so he started walking through a different field at like an angle yeah which if he would have went the right direction it probably would have worked out just fine he probably would have been pretty close to the house but he did that and he must have walked up into the cornfield and then started just somehow walking backwards down it what so he literally ended up like half a mile from where we dropped him off but he was walking for like three hours so he basically went in a circle yeah it wasn't three hours it's like two hours yeah

god what an idiot and then he's like told you i can find my way back we get back there and he's like, Yeah, I started heading south. And we're like, no you didn't. He just had no fucking clue. If you were in a dark room and you got spun around, do you think you could pick out which direction is which? In a room?

Yeah. Like, if we took everything out of this room and we spun you around, do you think you could pick out which direction is which? In a room? Yeah. Like, if we took everything out of this room and we spun you around, do you think you could pick out what direction is which? Fuck no. Every wall is going to feel the same. How would I know what the fuck wall is what? I feel like I know. Is this going to be the new thing that we test you on in this podcast?

Dude, we'll put a video up on instagram that and we'll spin me in a circle so like if this wall is north yeah that's west east that wall south yeah if you spin me in a circle with the blindfold on even if we just blindfold myself i bet you i can tell you which way i'm so but you're saying like if you knew which wall you're facing when you started no so you have no frame of reference no i bet you i could tell you what direction i'm facing that doesn't even make any sense because you don't even know what direction you were starting like if you were starting facing that wall then you would be like i can tell which way i'm still facing based on the spinning but if you didn't even know where you started when you well if we starting facing that wall then you would be like i can tell which way i'm still facing

based on the spinning but if you didn't even know where you started when you well if we came in this room you would have a reference because if you walk in the door and if you go if you're facing this way you're facing west if you're facing this way you're facing north and if you're facing this way you're raising me i bet but so so what you're saying is you would need an initial reference before we spun you and then you'd be able to figure it out. If OK. So, yeah, if you take me outside and I'm facing east and if you spin me, I bet you I can tell you what direction I'm facing. OK, we'll put it to the test. Tonight, we'll put it to the test tonight.

We'll film it and we'll put it up. We'll take you in the backyard, blindfold you. After you've had a few, you'll be outside. So you'll feel safe. You'll be able to puke. You'll be, you'll feel safe. You'll be at home. We'll spin you around.

And if you're right, you can have your golf ball back. How about that? Okay. All right. If I am right, I get have your golf ball back. How about that? Okay. All right. If I am right, I get all of it back. Okay. It's a deal, I guess. I bought that for you initially, and you didn't take it, so.

And then you got to eat, what's your least favorite candy? What are you, what? What's your least favorite candy? I don't have a least favorite candy. Oh, you got to have some. I love all candy. I'm going to shit in a a container make you eat it that's not candy shark sugar um that's a reference probably not very many people get are we good oh no no no no oh we're not good okay so shut up sit down sit back down we're not done yet sit down the day that we were talking about uh how drunk spencer got i think you got oil away we're due we're not talking about that

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