Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 19: Sus

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

In this Episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast there will not be a video component as Kam's phone only recorded 12 minutes, so talk shit on him in the comments! Seriously though we appologize for the technical difficulties. In this episode the boys reveal their magical mini fridge from Guadalajara Mexico. Jake shares a funny story from tailgating over the weekend and talks about his crazy Karen encounter! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

She's actually really nice, though. Why did there have to be, why was that a conditional statement? My son's girlfriend's Mexican, but she's really nice. He's just like, as you guys may know. I know what you guys are thinking about Mexicans, but let me tell you, let me stop you right there. This girl is nice. Welcome to the Dirt Star Sus Podcast. That's Cam, I'm Jake, and we are... The Grass Daddies.

The Sus Daddy. What? Whoa! Hey. Hey. Jill. All right. I got something funny to start off this podcast with.

Well, I was first of all just going to say welcome back. We took a week off. Last week was Thanksgiving. That's why there wasn't an episode. We normally record on Thursdays. Obviously, Thanksgiving was on Thursday. I had to leave on Wednesday, and we didn't want to rush the podcast because we want to bring the best episode for you guys. A.K.A. we didn't feel like recording so we didn't.

But hopefully you all took the week off to kind of ease your mind from all the stupid shit we say. Yeah, just cleanse your mind. I listen to these guys every week. I'm a dedicated listener. I listen to a minute of every podcast. Notifications on. I'm right there when it drops, and I just needed a break from these guys. So you're welcome for taking a week off.

We did this for you. You're welcome. But we actually did not we you even said it we didn't want to rush the episode yeah we basically yeah it was more like a we we were treating it like it was homework like we got to get it done tonight we're like you know what we'll just take a week off it's fine what did you so what do you want to say we show up to my grandparents thanksgiving and we're sitting there and i'm like uh we're talking about our podcast or whatever my cousin complimented our video we made were you just like looking for every opportunity to bring it up no like what you what you podcast oh i have a they're like nobody

literally nobody said podcast you're just like well i have a podcast with my friend um let me just show you it my cousin was like talking about our fertilizing our potash video she's like that shit's just so satisfying and i'm like yeah and i was like yeah me and jake filmed it and i was like yeah it's my friend that i do a podcast with and everybody's like you have a podcast i'm like yeah and then they all started listening to it at thanksgiving oh and my step sister was like i am 100% listening to this all the way back to tennessee it's and then they they were all like yeah we're gonna have to listen to it i feel like uh i feel like we've mentioned it before um but really this podcast is just our full intentions of this podcast are just to provide an escape for the harsh realities of life

and you know there's a lot of shit and drama and sadness and hate in the world already. And we want to provide a safe place for people to just. So all of you guys that are feeling down, you guys can come get a good laugh at Jake bullying me. Right, Maggie? If it's what the people want, I give it to them. Oh, okay. So a lot of you know. Check you later.

Check you later. Anyone that has a Spotify or social media, for that matter, knows about Spotify Wrapped, right? I have to give a shout out to someone because we made it onto someone's top listen to podcast who my good friend claire i'm not gonna say her i'm not gonna say her last name just because you know i don't know my good friend claire from high school she sent me a picture of her wrapped and ours was at the top of her listen to spot like yeah podcast on spotify now I'm assuming she just doesn't listen to Spotify ever. And the only time she does is to listen to our podcast. Or if she's really hard up for listening material.

I'm just kidding, Claire. Thank you so much for everyone for listening, tuning in. Like we said, this is a place. This is a safe place for you to come, giggle, you know, not think about those bills you have to pay or your boss that you wish would die in a house fire. You can come and watch us get drunk and make fools of ourselves at our own expense. If you guys are coming to listen, like if you think this is just a strictly grass podcast it's sorry we both decided that it wasn't going to be strictly about grass yes we talk about grass grass and everything to do with grass is a huge part of our life but it was more so a catchy name yeah and there is grass

talk on it and if you guys have questions about something to do that's something to bring it like that's something that we can bring up a topic about it because we're not just gonna sit here and bullshit about grass for an hour every episode yeah there's a very low um i feel like niche of people that would actually enjoy that kind of podcast and they're all just probably 50 year old dads and well and while we love our 50 year old dads sus um that but if we do that that's limiting our listeners we don't want to limit like talk about politics or any kind of that drama it's like because that's just i don't want to get i don't want to get devices any down anywhere down that you're just getting you're damned if you're losing listen and you're damned if you don't and quite frankly honest i don't really give a fuck what any of our listeners believe in or don't believe in yeah and

i don't like to argue unless it's with cam oh fuck oh you're the most argumentative person oh shit are we gonna argue about how i don't like to argue yeah even though some of our episodes about have been about me trying to prove you wrong thanks speaking of i think maybe next episode what we need to do um we talked about before is do the blindfolded beer um guess it's not really debating yeah it's just testing our testing our skills yeah and if you guys don't know, the, how I said I could point in a direction. Oh, yeah. I'm going to, I might put that in this episode.

I need to edit it together. Jake won't give me the benefit of the doubt. I did. I did not point in the exact direction, but I was also a lot of beers deep and deep i was deep that was like towards the end of the night that was towards the end of the night but we're gonna do something other than what we did because i might still edit it together and put it i don't know i might put it in this video um either way i just want to hear your dirty little mouth admit that i was pretty damn close I might still edit it together and put it. I don't know. I might put it in this video. Either way. I just want to hear your dirty little mouth admit that I was pretty damn close.

For being drunk, spun in a circle. You were. I pointed. It was north. And I pointed northeast. And then I pointed southwest. For being drunk, spun in a circle. The one time.

I have to say. There were Christmas lights on the north side house, and you could have had your eyes open underneath that stocking cap for all I know. I'm not going to call you a cheater. I'm just saying it's a very good possibility that you were. And you also were pointing so fast like this that none of us could tell what you were even saying. What we're trying to say here is we're going to redo it. I want to redo it just for my own sanity because I do think I can do it. Okay. And I do want to get a fair judge on it.

I don't care. I'm not even saying just to prove you wrong. I just wanted to see if I can do it. I'll edit it together. I filmed it vertically so we could post it on our Instagram or whatever. Maybe as like a short or a reel like on YouTube. Yeah. But I'll edit that together just so you all know what the fuck we're arguing about right now. Instagram or whatever. Maybe as like a short or a real like on YouTube. Yeah.

But I'll edit that together just so you all know what the fuck we're arguing about right now. But we don't like to argue. Yeah. So where'd you get this magic? Not such a good transition. That was such a good transition. Where'd you get this fridge from? Let's address the big elephant in the room, guys.

What is that black thing at the end? We're making moves out here. Sunbeam. What is that thing at the end of the table, I wonder, that these guys haven't been talking about this whole time? I wish they would address that. So, what Cam is pointing out

is this here mini fridge. Now, I went, I did a deep dig, I went on the interwebs, and I found a black market dealer I did a deep dig. I went on the interwebs and I found the dark interwebs.

I found a black market dealer who sells these very special appliances. Now, it was labeled as Magic Mini Fridge. That's really all the context I had and i had to know because i'm we've been looking to spruce up our background um in past episodes we've just brought old beer boxes in

to carry our alcohol and i'm like you know what i think the set could deserve or use a mini fridge that we could use to actually keep our beverages cold so i went i contacted this guy his he was anonymous um i went i got into a chat room with him how to pay in bitcoin or ethereum ethereum um which i have some of um luckily got in there before but you know it's it's coming back up so i'm i'm pretty well stocked in Ethereum. And I got in a chat room with him. And, of course, he was using a voice changer. I couldn't tell what he sounded like. Right. And he explained to me that he was in Guadalajara, Mexico.

And I don't know why you're laughing. This is some pretty dark, heavy shit. I'm a skeptic. I was not part of this. I don't know why you're laughing. This is some pretty dark, heavy shit. I'm a skeptic. I was not part of this. I don't believe him. He was in Guadalajara, Mexico, and there was a rabbi that blessed this fridge that this family used to keep the... It was a very impoverished family, and this is all they had to keep all their food and stuff cold. And then it got ravaged.

Their village got ravaged, and the family was like... By a pack of wolves? No, no, no. Like other tribesmen. Oh. And they got unjustly murdered, and something happened spiritually where... Now it's here he he let me know that you know you have to be a little careful but when you plug it in beverages every so often will just magically appear in there that's why it was called magic mini fridge

so i have no idea what is inside this fridge i i the package came in today um it was in like a black duct taped package um with a question mark on it and i opened it up and here it is it's a sunbeam uh brand mini fridge and supposedly it's magical so if you're too if you're too scared, I mean, it's some pretty dark shit. I'm just a skeptic. I don't think it's magical. We don't need to open it.

I plugged it in. It whirred up. I think there's something. I think it's getting cold. If it's all the same to you, I'd love to open it and see what's inside. Yeah, let's open it and see what's inside. All right.

I hope this gives me a good... There could be like a raccoon in here. He could have been bullshitting me. It could be just a human flaccid penis in here for all we know. Very well could be. In fact, I kind of hope... Oh! What? What is that?

All the way from Mexico? A Four Loko? Oh, it's Four Loko. Four Loko, but it's... That kind of makes sensexico oh it's for loco for loco but it's that kind of makes sense but it's a usa yeah whoa that's crazy we'll have to dig into here you need me to do yeah grab mine my mic stand is blocking mine oh even man whoa he cleaned it yeah it looks pretty clean damn um thank you anonymous guy from Guy from the dark web. But, you know, maybe should we check the date on these? I don't.

Nah, they're cold. The Magic Mini Fridge coming in clutch. Yeah, we'll have to see what flavor it pops out next. Except it kind of fucked us. I mean, now I have to drink a Four Loko. Holy shit. Oh, well, that's sad. I'm going to sit here and enjoy it. Oh, man.

It's kind of funny because I just saw these were new in store the other day I don't know if you guys have ever had a four loco but if you had the first sip is like straight from Guadalajara the first sip is like somebody just punching you in the dick like somebody's just like

sitting there just uppercutting you right in the fucking scrotum. Yeah. And then you get halfway through the can then it tastes good. Smooth sailing. Speaking of Mexico, I got to tell you something funny about what happened to me over my Thanksgiving weekend. Okay. So as I told you, we went tailgating for the Husker game.

Yep. I got up at 4.15 in the morning. He said, Ben, that was previously featured on the podcast, Podcast Ben. It was his tailgate, his spot that he had reserved in a parking lot. And he asked me if I could be at his house at 5.30 to help him set up because it's an 11 o'clock game. So I woke up at 4.15. It might be bringing in more beer.

Yeah, I don't know if the mics are picking that up or maybe the vibrations are coming through. But, yeah, I don't know. It might be teleporting more beers in there. I guess we'll have to see in the next episode. Yeah, I guess we'll have to find out. So I got up at 4.15. I went and helped him set up.

And it's freezing cold out here. It was fucking cold. It was freezing cold. And he has a Mr. Heater, which we were trying to get it um hooked up the first the first um propane canister we used propane tank um was fucked up for some reason like it was completely full but it wasn't working valve might have been frozen so i don't know um but then we hooked up the other one and it did it was working we had like we had two tents set up next to each other with walls when you were talking about that i was one and we were talking about that and you said he

said he had a surprise was it one of the turbine yeah so it has a burner and a fan dude it was nice we had so we we faced so we had three walls, and we just had the two, like, side walls, and then the one back wall, all facing north, because that's where the wind was, and we had the opening to the south, and that's where we had the heater, and we had it blowing air in to our little tent setup. Cave? Yeah. We had a couple TVs set up, we had our cooler in there we had some chairs and once we got that heater going dude it was pretty nice it was like it was

warming up pretty nice in there now this guy shows up with his parking pass um and each pass is for, like, a specific spot in the parking lot. And his spot was directly next to the tailgate. And he gets out, and there's, like, three or four people with him and his family, and they get out, and they're all standing there. It's windy and cold,

and we're standing in there in this nice, warm tent, and you could just tell this guy was, like, trying to get us to invite him in because he kept standing by the entrance like trying to talk to us and he'd be like how are you running this thing or like how are you powering this we're just like generator like we were like like yeah we were trying to like we're not really like fuck off yeah but without being like can you get politely fuck off and then he's just like so where are you guys from like you know like just continues to try to probe conversation and ben was there other ben and he was like yeah i'm from california of course ben dude if you can't. I don't think Ben can tell. Social butterfly.

But the funniest thing. I had to turn away. He goes, yeah, my son's girlfriend's from California. He's like, yeah, she. He's like, she's Mexican. And blah, blah, blah. And he's like, she's actually really nice, though. I was like, I had to turn around because I'm like thinking in my head, contrary to what you might think about this Mexican girl,

she's actually really nice. Like, why did there have to be? She's actually really nice, though. Why did there have to be? Why was that a conditional statement? My son's girlfriend's Mexican, but she's really nice. He's just like, as you guys may know. I know what you guys are thinking about Mexican, but let me tell you, let me stop you right there.

This girl is nice. So I'm like, I'm like, who is this guy? Was he an Iowa fan? No, he was wearing he he was a husker fan oh fuck oh i just i don't know if very i don't know if even anyone else caught that but just when he was just like yeah she's mexican but she's actually really you're just like why was there a but why was there an actually like dude you could have just left out the whole like third half of this sentence you could have just said my son has a really nice a girlfriend from california why did you even have to mention that she was mexican especially like to somebody you don't know like you could have

been like my son has a very nice Hispanic girlfriend, okay? Even that is kind of weird to me. My son has a very nice Hispanic girlfriend. He might be wiring shit, but... Oh, fuck. He might be wiring white on rice, but... I didn't say Asian. Um, so... I didn't say Asian. Um, so...

How was your Thanksgiving? Did you do anything fun? Shoot blue rocks. Yeah, we did shoot some blue rocks. Thought I might have went deaf. For those of you who aren't Hicks... Clay pigeons. Clay pigeons.

Trap. Yeah. Blue rocks. Why are they Clay pigeons. Trap. Yeah. All the above. Why are they called blue rocks? Mmm. What do I know? Because aren't they made out of ceramic, like clay? Biodegradable clay. I don't fucking know what they're made out of.

Well, you get clay out of the ground. I just shoot them. I don't know what they're made of. I just shoot them. That's not the most redneck thing i've ever heard well excuse me we had it all set up my grandpa has like a crowd in his backyard well we're on the far end my grandpa has like barns and shit that kind of blocked the wind so my dad we get the whole thing set up my dad's sitting in the house he comes out and he goes why the fuck are you guys shooting those out there?

Scoot them back here or we got a windbreak. You're like, shut your ass up before I get a 15-inch crescent wrench. I'll pitch slap you. It was so much nicer up there. They just wanted to be able to shoot from... They wanted to just sit in the living room there, easy boys and lazy boys, and just open a window and just... Pull! Boom!

We did that. And then... Did you just have the hand flingers? No. Did you have have, like, the hand flingers? No. We... Did you have a mechanical? All my... My dad and uncle and, like...

That's, like, the older adults. They went in and they bought my grandpa, like, an electric throwing one. So you can stack, like, a shit ton of blue rocks in it. And it has, like, a foot feeder or a remote. Damn. I got, for... one so you can stack like a shit ton of blue rocks in it and it has like a foot feeder remote damn i got for a couple years ago for christmas i got coal uh spring loaded i think it can i think it can throw two at a time i don't know if it has like a stacker thing but we gotta take that out we had we had a spring one this was another thanksgiving and i was like super young like finally pretty much shooting guns like without adult supervision and we were at thanksgiving while i was sitting on a five gallon bucket behind the thrower and i was gonna

like one of the spring-loaded ones. Well, the Blue Rock stuck in it. Oh. And I was sitting on the fucking five-gallon bucket. And so the thing went. So these spring-loaded, they go all the way, like, around. And then they hit their stop. So, like, does it go here and then go. Well, no. Or, like, does it go all the way around?

So it depends on how you set it. Because I think you can, like, loosen the spring so it, like, like throws them wider or you can tighten it and then the fucking thing will just like okay but so it was not set right so we tried to throw put a blue rock in there to test it i pulled the string i was sitting on the five gallon bucket and it came all the way around and threw the blue rock and hit me right in the shin oh Oh. Did it explode on your shin? Yeah. Fuck. And I was just a little kid. I was like motherfucker. Fuck made of tears.

But yeah it was fun. Jesus Christ. Well and then me and Bailey's dad were planning on going gonna go shoot blue rocks so I bought like a big like 210 round box of shotgun shells and I went through like two boxes so now i got a shit ton of shells but we yeah we should go shoot blue rocks that'd be fun

it's about all the hunting i do i just hunt clay pigeons we'll get you into it um i didn't have that exciting of a Thanksgiving. I still think it'd be fun to do a Friendsgiving. Might be getting too late for that, though. But I still want to smoke a turkey. Let's just do a... Must-giving. What's that?

Christmas-giving. And mix Christmas... Must-giving? Yeah, must-giving giving and do like a chris giving yeah that's kind of weird uh christ what's chris giving let's do stuffing um because i was at the store and i was looking to see if like the turkeys were on sale yet they still had a shit ton of them at full price. I'm like, what? It probably will be that until Christmas.

A lot of people do turkeys until Christmas too. I also kind of want to smoke a ham. Not like a pre-cooked ham. Get an actual ham from Fairway or something. Smoke that.

Smoke that bit. what should come yodi hunting with me this weekend coyote hunting we might go i wore my ghillie suit okay you'll freeze your tits off but okay i'll wear my ghillie suit and i'll hunt him with a shotgun i'll just get real close sneak up in there I want to borrow some coyote piss from work. Or that deter them. I'll probably bring them in. I got to fart. Bring them in.

But yeah, I got my call. I'll just gargle some of it. Bring them in. You see like, I see a lot of prank videos. I follow like Hunting USA. It's on Instagram. Yeah. And I see like hunting like videos of of prank videos i follow like hunting usa it's on instagram yeah and i see like hunting like videos of people pranking somebody and they're like here drink this apple juice and

they squirt oh they squirt dope is that even a prank at that point i think that just fucked up i feel like that's just like i'm gonna hurt my friend that's too sinister i'm gonna harm my friend it was like put this gun in your mouth and see if it's loaded. I guess it's... Maybe not. I don't know. It might not be a big thing for everybody, but deer hunters? I grew up with a bunch of kids that deer hunt,

and their dad would always make them take a bite of the heart raw. That seems... That seems kind of... Like, I thought it was weird ritualistic now bite the heart what but then the one you want to go hunting with me the one kid because like my family never really deer hunted so they were always foul but i was i saw i asked the one kid, I'm like, why the fuck do you guys do that? And he's like, well, it's, well, essentially he's like, my grandpa was like super religious. And he said it was like, I don't know. Like a sign of respect to the animal? Yeah, I guess.

I don't know. I'm like, I don't know what satanic religion he was practicing, but I can assure you biting the heart of an animal as a sign of respect. Well, like, and I know like a lot of kids, like some kids take a bite out raw, but their parents,

like their dad would make him eat the heart. Like after it was cooked. What the fuck? Like they had to eat the heart of the deer they killed. I't know what it is with it but we'll have to look it up i'm i'm curious now one time my grandpa said he'd give me a quarter before i licked the salt lick and you did it i hopped right over that cowl fence and went found a clean i picked out a clean spot and i went salty he's like i'll give you a quarter if you lick that mineral block. I was like, okay.

I was young. It was last week. No, I was young. He's like, I'll give you a quarter. I'm more so good at just because I thought it would be funny. Oh, man. Were you halfway through? Dude, I'm like not even a quarter so i can already sense that we're

stalling out on conversation no no so no no i was just having like a serious talk i was thinking about um the last time we drank a four lo, I told you a really great story. Please don't. Don't. No. I don't want to spoil anything in case there's people that haven't listened to it. Go back and listen to episode four. Four Loko.

That was the reason why we drank a Four Loko because it was episode four. Great story at the end of that episode. Go back and listen. You won't be disappointed. Since we're drinking Four Locos again, I'm only saying this. Excuse me. That was fucking disgusting. This isn't really related to anything.

Are you good? Yeah. I was just sitting here, and I just went right in the mic. That Big Mac Pack backup. Yo, if you guys like McDonald'sdonald's go cop a big mac pack dude it's definitely worth it this episode sponsored by mcdonald's dude that'd be pretty sick you get two big macs a 20 piece nugget and two medium fries i feel like 20 bucks i feel like that would be like the holy grail of redneck-edness if you were sponsored by Bush Light and McDonald's. Dude, that would be like, you have made it. I'm being put, like, I really don't like McDonald's that well.

Like, when I'm, like, sober. Okay. Because it's just, okay, it tastes good, but you really know what you're eating, and it's just dog shit. But, like, when I'm drunk, oh, my fuck. I get a little bit of alcohol in my system, and, oh, Bailey fucking hates it. I'm like, can we go to McDonald's, please? You're probably going to eat McDonald's later tonight, too. No.

No? I got my Doba and my pickup. I forgot to take it out, but it'll be cold. Yeah, it'll be nice and cold. Anyways, oh, can I say one more thing before you? Yeah, go ahead. This whole thing just now hit me. In the fact of me telling my entire family that I have a podcast,

Christmas is going to be hell. They're going to have so much shit on me. Why? They're going to give me so much shit. Why? I don't know. You didn't really talk shit on your family. No, no.

I'm saying not, like, about that. Like, they're going to give me shit. Oh, they're going to tease you about, like, stuff you did on the pod? I don't know. I don't really give a shit. Shouts out to camden's family um if you're listening right now we appreciate you listening in and um you um when we might have fucked up raising him but you know what he's not dead so we obviously something went

right i got to think about this the other day your Your dad's talk and my dad's talk, once we figure out how to get guests, we got to have them sitting across the table together. That would be comedic gold. I feel like the way that would actually be probably detrimental to our careers, our podcast careers, because I feel like both of our dads like giving us both shit. I feel like both of our dads were kind of hard asses raising us. Was your dad somewhat of a hard ass raising you? He was lax for the most part,

but he was a fucking, but when it came down to it, he would, he could be a dick. Yeah. My dad, I feel like my dad was a big softy, but also I feel like he raised me right.

Like, if I fucked up, he would let me know. Yeah. Like, there was one time where I burped, and he's like, that's your one warning. And I, like, burped again, and he's like, now you're putting soap in your mouth and sitting on the step until I tell you to spit it out. That kind of shit. Well, when we when we like you would teach me my lesson well i i can't really say much because my dad kind of i'm the youngest so three kids my brother was kind of a hellraiser that's fair i mean if you if you're the third of three kids, at that point, your parents are giving up on you. I'm just kidding.

I was the youngest of two. They're like, they kind of got to the point like, okay, if he decides he wants to go do this, he's going to fucking go do it anyways. But also, they're like, my dad took like a... He was like... I guess it's like he doesn't say anything, really. He'll let you fuck up. Yeah, he lets you fuck up. And then he just sits there just like, yeah. I'm gonna get you later.

I'm gonna get you later. Like the one time in high school that I was staying at this house and got super fucking wasted. And they couldn't find me because my phone died and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mm-hmm. And he was just sitting there. And, like, I knew I fucked up. And my mom was fucking pissed. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my mom was reading me the fucking right. And my dad just sitting there fucking laughing with this fucking dick little smirk on. Because he's like, there's no punishment I could do that would top this right now. Well, like. He's like, I could just whip your ass, but that wouldn't be nearly as fun as watching you just get emotionally tormented. My dad took the aspect of kids are gonna make mistakes and that's the only way you fucking learn like that's the way he learned like yeah he's yeah his dad kicked the shit out of him plenty of times he's told me stories but like yeah you can kick my ass but

i'm still a dumb fucking teenager and i'm gonna some cases it might make you worse yeah like more rebellious like he was more of like okay if you drink call me and i'll come pick you up yeah i think my parents were kind of the same way they but our situations are a little bit different in the sense that like i didn't really drink i'm not trying to make it seem like i was a goody two shoes no you're a horrible person but i didn't dude i would get into the same activities as you did in high school like i didn't start drinking until i was in college yeah we but in terms of like leashes my parents were pretty like you'll have our trust until you break it like they would give me late somewhat late curfews and if i made it then they're like okay see like my

family would have been that way but i was just like you were kind of a wild child i mean we've talked about it numerous times on here yeah my mom was like yeah you need to be home at this time i'm like well i'm not gonna be home at that time because i don't like that's the suggestion right and he's like no come home or you're grounded. And you're like, eh, fuck it. I can be without PlayStation for a week. Yeah. But, like, my dad knew I was going to make my mistakes. He knew I was going to learn from him. My mom was, knew I was going to make my mistakes, but also was like, no.

Like, she was going to, like like hold me from making the mistakes. I could have been a lot nicer to my mom at high school, but she's like, come home. And I'm like, eh, go fuck yourself. I'm not coming home.

Mom, but we love you. You, like you were saying, like your parents had like a longer leash yeah because they trusted me mine and i didn't betray their betray their trust my mom my parents trusted me to do like the right thing whether i was doing the wrong thing in the moment or the right thing sounds like she was hoping you would do the right thing

well that's all there was and ignorant and ignorantly believing that you do the right thing you're talking to somebody that all there was was hope for me and i somehow all we can do now is hope for the boy you know how we talked about how this podcast was going to be nothing about happiness and funny stories? Yes, I agree. It would be great to have our dads on here. I think that'd be fun. That'd be fucking hilarious. But what I was trying to say was I think our dads would end our careers by being like, you want to play a game called whose son's a bigger dipshit and

talk about the stupid shit that they've done and try to make the the internet see how big of idiots they were funny though we already make ourselves look like if we were allowed to be there and defend ourselves that'd be great but if we just sat those two down with mics oh my god no that's what i'm saying like we get mics but we have i think actually we honest to god don't even need to be able to have quadruple mics i think we will give them mics and we sit in with we sit with the mic away from them be like hey listen here this is what actually happened yeah whoa whoa just they sit in our positions and we sit back here and we just let our lives unfold. That would be pretty fun.

Dude, I've came... Hearing your dad talk... Hearing my dad talk... Your dad is more like... We've already talked about that. I'm not going to go down that road again. But... Just how they talk to us

is the exact same thing. Yeah. Just like a true, you're my son, I'm your dad, I get to say whatever I want to you, and you have to do it. Exactly. You're still grimacing. Are you not feeling it? No, I'm feeling it, but I'm still only like... Ah.

Yay. That Guadalajara. This one... I don't think this one really has a taste. Can I just say... Some of these... What? Can I just say... I've got something I want to say.

Jake's buzz new york can i say my shit okay that's a reference to something you haven't seen nope um what flavor is usa it's probably like a fucking rocket pop or bomb pop. What flavor is rocket pop? Cherry, white, cherry and blue raspberry. Just like when there's a gold one. What the fuck color is that? I mean, what flavor is that? When there's flavors, there's a lot of these energy drinks that have these names of flavors. Like Bang, for example.

Okay, Bang. Ready? There's a flavor of Bang called Rainbow Unicorn. What? What is that? That's not a flavor radical skedaddle is that a verb what do you mean okay a bomb pop is red white and blue and it's cherry lime and blue raspberry but that makes sense because it's like red white and you know it's like colors but like what the fuck is rainbow unicorn yeah what what what flavor is that star blast there's a star blast flavor

i think the star blast is like this okay it's like a bomb pop flavor there's a gold for loco what the fuck flavor is gold look it up what flavor is gold all Look it up. What flavor is gold? All right. I got to. This might be a tall challenge for us. Do you use a fruit to. I mean, what is a pear? I don't. You milk the gold. Is it melted down metal?

Am I drinking metal? What is that? All right. Gold. Gold flake vodka. All right. We're going to call this the grass daddy's challenge. We've had two four Locos on this podcast.

And I don't know about you guys, but we're not. Okay, we... This is gold for loco. Tutti Frutti? What? A delicious ready-to-drink beverage from For Loco with sweet flavors of candied fruits combined with Tutti Frutti. Um, excuse me, government.

What are you putting in this liquid? What the fuck is a tutti frutti? Okay, can we please... What is that? Can we please start a Grass Daddy's Movement? What is it? DM us how your progress is going, and we're going to do it with our episodes we got to try every flavor of four loco oh my god we're gonna try last one we had sour warheads what flavor of sour warheads is it

just the what is that i don't know but what are these flavors i need to start questioning what i'm putting in my body more often. Hear me out. We start like a tournament poster. We don't got to do this every single episode. I hope not. Well, I don't know. Whatever that thing spawns out of it, we're going to have to drink. True.

True. But I think we go down because I want to discover what Four Loko. Four Loko is like a mythical beast. You really don't know what you're handling until you crack it open and drink it. Yeah. So why not? Let's start the Grass Daddy. Is there a pot of gold at the bottom of the gold can? I hope so.

I want to know. Is there gold at the bottom? Let's start a movement. The Grass Daddy's movement of trying grass for loco challenge grass daddy's for loco challenge not in one sitting please under any circumstances we do not condone any drinking at all i had to laugh you just look at me me and start laughing. Don't drink, guys. Leave it to us.

All I can say is drink responsibly. Don't be stupid. But, yeah. Start drinking your four locos. Don't drink and drive. Drink before. Drink before you drive. Don't drink and drive.

Dumbass. But let's go through our four locos. Don't drive drunk. Don't drive drunk. And figure but let's go through don't drive drunk don't drive drunk don't figure it out because i want to figure this out i'm not like dying of money but i mean if you can get a four loco two for five and they get the job done just as good as a six pack they get the job done i would like to find whatever flavor fits these tasty taste buds, and I can drink all the time. These tutti-fruity taste buds. That's her new movement. But some of them have, like, sour apple.

Okay, I know what flavor that is. Yeah. Watermelon. This motherfucker's America. This tastes like bald eagles and freedom, baby. Someone please tell me. Does it taste like gunpowder? I don't know.

Does it say? I don't know. No, it literally doesn't say. It says, government warning, women. It just says, good luck. It says, we ID. It says, why are you drinking this? Why is the can ID-ing us?

One time when I went to drink or when one time when i went to buy a for loco can i had it with like i think i had some like i don't know what i had with it but i had this with like a thing of some other things i might have gotten another silo of something and the guy like went to scan it and he's just like oh that's alcohol oh i thought that was a pop or something like like i was trying to sneak one by him and he's just like oh that's alcohol oh i thought that was a pop or something like like i was trying to sneak one by him and i'm just like here's my id like he's just like whoa i didn't realize that was alcohol first this is only my third day okay do you want to hear my funny story yeah i want this episode to be longer episodes and skip to us episode and I'm also having a blast so

I don't know what made me think of this the way my brain works I just kind of think of things that have happened to me in my past in my past I almost said past life I've only lived one life this is not a made up

story I swear to God. This is not a made-up story. If you tell me a bullshit story, I am in full reach of your fucking nuts. This is not made up. I swear. I'll put that on Mama. I'll put that on gang. It might not hurt that bad, but I'll boot your fucking nuts just like the fucking Huskers punter, which will go fucking to the door. I'll put that on everything I love.

This is not made up 100 no cat all right dead ass no toaster so i think it might be the changing of the seasons we talked about um how i worked at da vinci's yeah um i was a delivery driver he was a delivery. I was a delivery driver. He was a delivery driver. I was a delivery driver. Pizza boy, if you will. I was talking to Gabe one time when I was working there. He's like,

you slinging pizzas tonight? That's what he said. Slinging pizza. I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking sliding him up. Wham! That's the way he described it. Slinging pizza. Me and my little V6 Mustang, I drift around them fucking corners and slinging them pizzas.

So when I started at Da Vinci's, I was driving my Mustang and I had the Da Vinci's topper because it gave you like an extra dollar per delivery. If you had the topper, like the magnetic topper. So I was driving around Lincoln in my Mustang with a Da Vinci's topper on top of magnetic topper so i was driving around lincoln in my mustang with a

davinci stopper on top of it just skirt skirt um so i was not driving the mustang when was the when this story happened the mazda i was in the mazda i was in the Mazda. The Mazda. Also known as the Snow King. Do that thing. Alright, sorry, I'm keeping you off topic. So, the changing of the seasons reminded me of this story because when I first started at Da Vinci's, it was like late in the year. I remember it was like kind of right after, like literally around this and i would work five to ten so my entire shift would be dark fuck that so winter was coming up um and this particular night that i was delivering um it was so it was right at the beginning because i was still driving the mazda

before i got my mustang so it was right when i had first I was still driving the Mazda before I got my Mustang. So it was right when I had first started there. I hadn't been there that long. I've probably been there like a month. A month or so. So we're probably into December. This particular night where I was delivering, it was icy out. Like it had snowed or rained or whatever.

The roads were icy and slick. And so by this point in my tenure as a pizza slinger at Da Vinci's, I was starting to familiarize myself a little bit more with the area. Because each store has a dedicated section of town that they deliver deliver to so i was at 11th and g uh for anyone that lives in lincoln you know that was in the ghetto um so our jurisdiction if you will was from like jurisdiction my ass like as far east as 27th. From 27th to anything west. Out west. Like where Lincoln's city limits.

And then anywhere from like Y Street to like Highway 2. Okay. So anything within those, that's where we deliver to. So like pretty much strictly the ghetto and, kind of some southwest Lincoln-ish. So, like, kind of like Old Chaney? Like, what's kind of like the... No, Old Chaney would be further south. Old Chaney was a lot further south.

Highway 2, 14th and Highway 2 is, like, the jet splash that Trace works at. Mm-hmm. There's, like, an Amigos there, I think. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. 14th and Highway 2. is like the jet splash that trace works at um there's like an amigos there i think yeah yeah i know what you're talking about for 14th and highway 2 um anything south of that would be the south location okay so okay so anyways anyways yeah i'm starting to get the lay of the land i kind of whipped that i'm getting a better idea of where i'm at but whenever i'm delivering i'll always like punching the person's address and i'll kind of know okay you know for like if i deliver it and i know where i'm at i'll just like i won't i don't need to put

the store's location back into my phone if i know where to get to like a main road to drive back yeah so i typed in their address i had made my deliveries and i'm on my way back to the store now um and so i'm in an area that i've never been before i'm in a neighborhood I was not very familiar with I thought I knew where I was going to get out But I wasn't I didn't know where I was going So It's dark Because it's like this time of year

Where it gets dark at like 4.30, 5 o'clock It's icy outside I swear to god It's dark and icy You're only skeptical because you think I'm lying. This is not a made-up story. No. I'm 100%.

I promise you this is not a made-up story. I'm just making faces because I have a really good buzz. In a second, it's going to sound like a made-up story. That's how good of a story it is. Oh, I think you fed me that same exact bullshit. No, no. I'm telling you right now. In episode four.

This might sound like a movie. This shit's straight out of a movie. This shit's straight out of a movie. God, are you getting drunk? Dude, you fucking said that to me and I believed your fucking pie hole that entire time. It's dark.

It's dark and it's icy. And I'm trying to figure out where I'm going. I think I'm going west but but I'm really going east. Or whatever the fuck. Or I think I'm going east. I think what happened was I was trying to get back to like 27th or something. But I was really going west. I'm going up to this intersection.

And I think I'm looking at my phone and just now realizing that i'm turned around it's an and it's like a four-way stop or no i think i have a stop it's two stops and a straight through okay it's icy and slick i look up realize i'm supposed to stop. By this point, I would have had to slam on my brakes. And there's a car that's a pretty good distance away. I'm like, I'm just going to roll through. Because if I slam on my brakes right now, I'm just going to slide, and I'm going to stop in the intersection in front of this car. So in my brain, it's actually safer if I just keep going.

I'm going to run the stop sign, but there's only one car that's 100 yards away it'd be safer if i just roll right through oh yeah and that's as far as my knowledge extends that's common sense speaking so i roll through the stop sign i get my shit figured out i realize i'm turned around i i turn around in the neighborhood um i go up i'm i'm at us i'm at an intersection now i know where i'm going all of a sudden this car that was behind me um drives out from behind me up to about my five o'clock and stops and then backs up back behind me again. And I'm like, I didn't really think much of it because in my mind I'm like, oh, that person probably, I just, I noticed it, but I didn't, I wasn't really thinking about it.

I drive back to the, I'm driving back to the store. And at a certain point, I realize, I think someone might be following me. Because I see headlights behind me, pretty close behind me, for my entire trip back to the store. I know it's happened to a lot, it's happened to everyone, I'm sure, at some point. Where you think a car is following you and you're like, okay, now I'm aware of it.

And so you start looking at them in your rear view mirror. So, you know, I just stopped. So you make a turn and you're like, okay, they follow me. Let me make another turn.

They're still following me. At a certain point, you start to think this person is definitely following me. Yeah. And that's what's happening at this point. I think this person is a following me yeah and that's what's happening at this point i think this person is 100 following me i get all the way back to the store and they followed me at every single turn i pull into the back parking lot which is where the delivery drivers park and all the workers and they turn into the parking lot with me but once i turn into a stall they keep driving through

the parking lot go through the alley like they're into a stall. They keep driving through the parking lot. Go through the alley. Like they're. And then turn out. Like they're going around front. And I'm like. Hmm. That was weird. I get my like.

Warmer bags. Carrier. Like pizza carrier bags. Out of my car with me. Hmm. I go in through the back door. As I go into the back door. There's a lady.

Storming into the back. Into the kitchen. Into the back delivery area. And she's talking to my manager at the time. And I'm like, what the fuck? And she's going on and on about, driver, blah, blah, blah. It's like, it was a Karen. The most extreme Karen I've ever seen in my life. The roads are shitty and she this lady this lady was the car that was 100 yards away from me

i rolled through the intersection and she's talking about how i drove through a stop sign she was the one that pulled up five o'clock to me because i think she was trying to look at me and see me i'm sure she took or take a picture of your life or took a picture of me or my license plate numerous times she followed me all the way back to the store it was a friday i remember it was a friday night and this lady had nothing better to do than to follow a delivery driver around and i since i had gotten turned around i didn't know where i was at in the neighborhood yeah she was like he obviously knew i was following him because he was trying to evade me she claimed that i was trying to evade her by driving around through the neighborhoods

either that or she was trying to stick it on me that i was wasting time and driving around so she was desperately trying to get me in trouble like so she was talking she was like berating my manager and me i was standing there and she would say something like she said something and i kind of like smiled and i was like shaking my head and she was like see right there he's got an attitude like that kind of thing you're like bitch i don't have a fucking attitude and then my manager was like stop like he was just trying to de-escalate the situation and she was like i know the canoes which are like the owners of davinci's he's like i know the canoes you'll you'll be lucky to have a job like like she was she was assured that she was

gonna get me fired lady that followed a da Vinci driver I don't know I really wish I could remember everything she said and everything I said I think I was trying to explain I if not to her I know I explained it to my boss like I was lost it was dark it was a I looked up late and saw that there's a stop sign I didn't want to slam on my brakes to make the stop sign because I knew I was just gonna slide so I figured it was safer if I just rolled through so was your manager like after she left was like what actually did happen after she left he was like yeah don't worry about her you're fine like he was just listening to everything she said i didn't letting her basically then do her piece so she would just get the fuck out of there yeah and then whenever she left he was like you're fine don't worry about it

well like like you didn't do anything wrong if that ever happens again like just he wasn't mad at me at all he was just he basically assured me like you're fine well it was just a whole it was crazy i was just thinking about this the other day that i mean crazy the crazy karen experience that i had as a driver i mean i'm a terrible i have terrible road rage i really do but like anybody that's gonna follow somebody because they do something it's like one i would never follow anybody. But, I mean, if somebody follows me, I'm instantly stopping and being like, what are we going to do now? Well, because 90, like, 95% of the time.

I didn't even realize it. I was honest to God. I was turned around and trying to find my way back to the store. And she was following me and i didn't realize it until probably midway back once i actually found my way that this car has been trailing me for the last few blocks and now every turn i'm making i'm noticing it and she's kind of the i mean as you know i i don't really i like conflict yeah you don't have any sort of temper at all but even myself it that goes back to the same thing of anybody that's breaking into somebody's house is a complete psychopath. Because, like, if you're breaking into somebody's house, you don't know what's on the other side of that door. They have no sense of care for themselves.

Like, you don't know what they're going to do. If somebody's breaking into a house, you don't know who or what is on the other side of that door. That's why most robberies take place, like, during the day when people are most likely at work. Because people who are trying to rob a house, they don't want to get killed. So they're trying to go when someone's not there. So if you're home, you don't need to really worry about someone robbing you. Oh, hello. Hello.

Hello, former social media manager who got fired. Come here. She's flipping me off all right bye um i want to say it was like crawford or mayweather i i don't even know if it was either one of them but like some guy broke into a fucking mma fighter or a boxer's house actually stupid a boxer's house and this boxer beat him like an inch of his fucking life like this guy had a knife but like what are you gonna do to somebody that's literally fucking dodging the shit all their life that's why you're trying to rob someone like you were in like malibu trying to rob a rich house and you didn't even realize it was, like, a prize fighter. And you walk in, and you see it's, like, Mike Tyson, and you're like, oh, shit.

Anybody, dude. Like. That'd be crazy. Dude, and you are so strong when adrenaline kicks in. So, these MMA fighters have been training this shit for their entire life. They probably don't get adrenaline. They got it. No, but they got to. Oh, they have to.

Well, I mean, like, when, like, a bum walks in, they're probably like, shit. Okay, but if somebody comes in that's actually, like, posing a threat with, like, a knife. Yeah. Their adrenaline, like, probably kicks in. They're like, okay, this is life or death. I've been fighting my entire life for fun or for money. Yeah, it probably does ramp up. And they're like, now this could be my life or my family's life now you're talking to somebody that's like

but that's what i mean i could easily kill you and i might have to okay i get road rage a lot and like all we could we could just rage i get especially road rage a lot because people in lincoln do drive like fucking idiots but i'm not like one it is fucking stupid to follow anybody anywhere that's not something i would do if i'm gonna fight somebody or like something's gonna I want it to be on my own terms. Not like, if I'm following somebody, they can leave me where the fuck they ever want. That's just stupid. Rule number one, never follow anybody. But like, as you know, our Walmart, by Menards, it has that deal where incoming traffic is first.

The other people can turn last. One day, me and Billy were running over to Walmart. A guy pulls out in front of me. So I just candidly swerve to him and make it look like I'm going to hit him. I'm just taking my own dad's...

I'm just using my dad's own knowledge like, hey motherfucker, this is what really could happen to you, but you're lucky I'm a nice guy and it's not going to happen to you. You're lucky that I don't head-on collision you. You're lucky. Like, I rode Rage like that. I risked my pickup to teach you a lesson.

Like, some people, like, we'll be driving home, whatever, you know, and I'm like, come on, dude. Fucking gas pedal's the one on the right. Fucking long, skinny one. Fucking hit it. And then I'll, like, go to pass him as just some old guy, and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Isn't that the worst? I'm like, I'm, like.

Isn't that the worst? You, you can literally ask Bailey. I literally, out loud say, I'm sorry. Lena gets a really bad road rage. Really? She'll be like, fuck. She'll be like, you fucking bitch. And then we'll pass them and there'll be an old lady.

And I'll be like, like, don't you? Oh, dude. It fucking like an old lady going. Like, I only apologize to old people I'm just on the way to the nursing home If you're under the age of like 45 Oh I'm fucking roasting you And I do not give a flying fuck

I will Dude there was How about like 70 A 46 year old is not that old If you're under the age of like 60 Oh I'm fucking toasting your ass 60 yeah you're... A 46-year-old is not that old. If you're under the age of, like, 60, oh, I'm fucking toasting your ass. 60, yeah, you're a grandpa now. Or a grandma.

My dad's over 60. Should I tell my dad's funny road rage story? Do it. Have you brought it up? I don't know if I've told this on the podcast. I think you did. Honestly, you did. Did I?

I don't know. See, that did. Did I? I don't know. See, that's the thing about some of these stories is I tell a lot of these stories to other people. And I can't remember if I've told them on the phone or not. Here, let me finish where I'm going with this. Okay, okay. And then you can tell that story. It's towards the end. There was one time Bailey and I were driving home.

You guys may not know. My family lives three hours away. We're driving home, and this fucking bitch is following me. And she's like fucking... Number one thing that pisses me off is if you're on the interstate and you try to pass me on the right when I'm in the fast lane. Because listen, motherfucker. you will get your turn if i feel like i'm hindering traffic deciding to go like 15 over but listen if i see you hauling ass on my ass i will get over for you yeah i will let you buy yeah if i see someone coming up hard i'm gonna get in the right lane let them go by and then get back to the left past the semi yeah whatever if i'm in this lane i'm in this

lane for a fucking reason and you do not pass me on my fucking right if i'm fucking doing because normally okay so normally what's happening is you're in the left lane getting ready to pass someone and then they come flying up and then weave between you and the person you're getting ready to pass well i drive yeah but i typically drive fast unless like for thanksgiving i always take my guns back i don't drive fast then because one if i do get pulled over and then you're just opening up a can of worms of like but you own them all legally yeah all my guns are owned legally but you still go through the whole thing of them checking them all and you have to explain hey i have two guns in the back of

my pickup blah blah blah this is where my driver's license this is where my driver's license this is where my registration if a copier's gone they're just like well this just went from a 15 minute check to a two hour check yeah like if i ever get pulled over i've never gotten pulled over never sus but like sus my dad's always taught me hey if you do ever get pulled over with guns in the vehicle you know just tell them hey i have my gun back here this is where it's at blah blah blah but so i don't drive fast when i have guns because i don't if i do that's just making my trip last longer if i get pulled over and then they got you're risking a longer trip check the fucking guns blah blah blah but it's one time this fucking lady i'm dry this was when i didn't

have my guns in my vehicle and i was driving i was probably going fucking 80 83 i used to go 83 and this bitch is like swerving in and out trying to fucking pass me and i'm like now you're driving reckless and now you're fucking pissing me off yeah so she tried to pass me on my right side speed up and pin her behind the semi oh they can roll baby this went on for like fucking 15 miles damn and like so she would try to pass me on the right so then i'd speed up and i get right next to semi and then i'd slow down and go the semi speed bailey's like we stopped that gas station i peed you're like shut up dude this lady was getting so pissed off.

Because I would get up right next to a semi. And then I'd go the same speed as a semi down the interstate. So there's no way she could back. So petty. But at this point, it's like, okay, you're taking road rage. Okay, I understand. This is my road rage. I'll speed up to somebody and be like, eh, fuck you.

Who are you flipping off? It's just the camera over there. No, that's our listeners. Claire? Are you listening? You know what I mean? You driving like a jackass. I kind of came to that.

I don't want to drive like a jackass, especially if I'm road raging. Because I could cause an accident. There could be an entire fucking car, like a family. Yeah. Like kids. I don't want to fucking, I don't want that.

I don't want that on my hands. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't want that blood on my hands. Anyways, back to Rudy. Now that I'm over with that. I don't think I told this story. I'm almost certain I haven't told it on the pod. I think you did.

If not, I don't think I told it on the pod. They can get a reset. I don't think I told this on the pod. Because I was a little bit worried about the ending. Whether it would appeal to a certain audience. So. Can we just say this is a comedic podcast.

Everything on here is for comedy. And comedy only. No need to get your panties in a twist the reason i don't the reason why i don't think i told this is because i have to tell this explanation in the beginning about my dad's ear so okay so my dad is deaf in his left ear. Out of nowhere, he just lost the hearing in his left ear. And he said it felt like it was plugged or whatever. They basically don't know exactly what happened to it. He went to a doctor. He went and got it cleaned out.

Didn't help. He did get sick once. But he did go to like an ear, nose and throat specialist and they looked at it. They did like a hearing test. He has like zero hearing in his left ear. Um, and I was literally in the office with the doctor and he was like, you know, because he looked at his ear, he could look at everything. And basically they're like, it, it doesn't really look like anything out of the ordinary. It might just be some kind of virus that attached itself onto like the stuff in your ear that makes it so you can hear.

Um, so essentially my dad is like deaf in his left ear um and so they were trying to make it so he could get a cochlear implant um but in order to qualify for one with through insurance he had to wear a hearing aid for a specific amount of time um while not being able to hear. So basically, insurance, in order to qualify for insurance, he had to get a hearing aid, prove that the hearing aid didn't help, in order to qualify to get a cochlear implant, which is a whole different thing that enables you to be able to access the hearing in your ear. Yeah, it's like they surgically attach something like to your skull yeah they surgically attach to your skull and they tap my mom used to like deal with like deaf kids it's like she was like

certified in sign language yeah but i can't remember it was like they tap into i don't know but they tap into something well there's a there's like a it's like a magnet or something yeah that goes onto your skull and then there's another thing i'm not an expert on it and i'm not going to pretend to be an expert on it i want to say it goes through like your nerves or something it might i don't know vibrations or whatever because that's essentially what hearing is, is vibrations inside your ear. I don't know. That translate. If any of you guys know, DM us. Yeah, please do.

If there's any ear doctors out there or experts that, uh. Listen to our I'm not going to say it. Our stupid podcast yeah um so so this is what happened my dad was driving along he pulls up he has his hearing aid in which is what he thinks is what sparked this whole incident this um car pulls up with a couple teenage boys in it. And a girl, right? No, no, no. It was two boys. That's what I, this is what I mean.

It was two guys. You never explained that to me. It was a guy and his friend. Assuming. And they had an air horn. And they must have seen my dad's hearing aid and thought it would be funny. So they honked their air horn. And it like scared my dad at first because it was a nice day. He had the window rolled down.

Yeah. Um, and it like made my dad jump. He can't hear out of his left ear, but he still heard like a, you know, sound. Yeah. So he could hear it and he kind of looks over and these kids are kind of like laughing and they're like, Oh, did I scare you? And my dad just immediately was like, I'm glad to see that's the way you guys like to have fun. And then the kid just goes, Hey, fuck you, old man. And my dad just goes, no, not fuck me.

How about fuck you and your girlfriend? And then he said they both just were silent and they just like looked forward and didn't say anything until the light changed. And my dad was just looking at them, waiting for them to look or say something else. And neither one of them had the balls to look over and say anything again they just waited for the light to change and they sped off so when you said um when you said people under the age of 60 are old or whatever oh that's what that's what made me think of it because because the guy going, sorry, or fuck you, old man. Yeah. Because my dad, I guess. Well, no. My dad knows he's getting older, but he, I don't, and I don't know if he necessarily

took offense to the old man comment. Rudy and mine is like 56. Whatever. It was just the whole, you know, my dad was, he was just driving mine in his own business and they must have saw that the hearing aid in his left ear and they were just trying to be funny or prank him or whatever. Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.

Yeah. I mean, I would probably do that too. Now I'm just like, it'm just like it's just it's funny it's funny to think about um now that we're adults it's like that kind of prank isn't really that funny oh you're hindering i just scared an old man i made a loud noise and scared someone. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, my fucking God. So Lena, just last night, she was like, she she was like, I have to ask you a question. There's this trend on TikTok. So what do you think?

What was it? She basically was like, If I was to get in a fight in public, what do you think would someone have to do or say to me in order to make me fight them? And have you heard of this? Yeah, we should do that together. Hey. Let me ask you first because this is where I wanted to go with what I was trying to say. Well, I could probably answer for you. No, go.

Oh, yeah. I have to answer for you and you have to answer for me. Yeah. So ask me. What would something be if you were out in public? No, no, no. You're asking me what I think would be for you. Oh, what do you think that would be something that somebody would have to say for me to get in a fight?

Uh, anything. No, I would say... If someone shit-talked you, you would immediately... If someone shit-talked you, you'd be like, fuck you. And then if someone got in your face... Okay's my honest reaction i would here's my here's my honest answer to that question no no here's my honest answer to that question i think if someone got physical with you only then would you fight them i think any amount of insult throwing or shit talking. You would express your mind verbally back to them. But I don't think it would ever come to blows with you.

Unless they like pushed you. Because I've seen it happen. With the door in the bathroom at work. Where you get pissed. There's like a jerk reaction. The one time where i like pushed the chair into you when you were vacuuming or sweeping and you like shoved it out of your way like there's a jerk there's a knee-jerk reaction there your anger bell goes off but it's when something

is initiated with you physically i don't is that fair this is my thing yes that side is fair there's two things i don't fuck with that's disrespecting women oh yeah you have talked about that you've told me about that public and i see disrespecting women i will get physical with you because i do not give a fuck guys disrespecting women yeah guys disrespecting women women fighting women well that's you can't yeah you can't i can't step into that that's your guys's problem you guys brought that drama or whatever whatever's going on drama blah blah you brought that upon yourself you guys are equal well that made me sound sexist as fuck no no no i'm saying like if a girl is fighting a girl you can't step in and whip the girl that's winning? I don't... Yeah, exactly.

But no, if a guy's being disrespectful to a woman or anything like that, yeah. Then those are fighting words. And I don't give a fuck. If you lay a hand on me, you better swing first. I'm gonna wait for you to swing first.

Because then that's not gonna come down on me. And then I'm gonna whoop for you to swing first. Yeah. Because then that's not going to come down on me. Yeah. And then I'm going to whoop your ass. Yeah. Okay. So now I'll ask you the same question. What do you think would happen? What would have to happen in a public setting?

What would someone have to do or say in order to make me fight them? I would say you're kind of probably the same like somebody like verbally it's not gonna fucking bother you i feel like verbally we're the same mentality we can take a lot of shit we can carry that and we can just fire it right back at them i think if somebody's gonna like physically touch you like if i walked up to you and i physically shoved you then it's probably game on anybody like just talking shit on lena it'd probably be game on game on you're close i'll tell you the answer that i told lena i don't really care if someone does or says anything to me. It doesn't really hurt my feelings that much because I know you're just a

fuckhead. If you do something or say something to someone that I care about, I E someone in my friend group, my girlfriend, one of my siblings, parents, then I'm going to get really fucking heated. Like, and this is what made me think of it. Cause I told my dad, like, if I was with him,

Oh my fucking God. My dad may have been, you know, fuck these kids, but I would have said something that would have made them. I would have, I don't even know what I would have made them I would have I don't even know what I would have said I would have leaned over him and said you know you want to fucking say that again you want to say that to me you guys want to pull over there's a difference

like because I don't really care if someone's insulting me it doesn't bother me that much now that I'm thinking that I got a good head on my shoulders. Like, I can take all the shit through my hands. I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

I mean, if someone shoves you or punches you, you know, that's one thing. But, like, if someone was like... If you're like, hey, you're a piece of shit. I'm like, my one response is, yeah, maybe I am. Huh? What the fuck does it matter to you? Like, I don't really give a fuck what you think about me. Yeah.

You fucking low-life fucking piece of shit degenerate. But if someone was like, I don't know, shit-talking you or, like, shit-talking Lena, I'd be like, you want to shut your fucking mouth up real quick? It would piss me off a lot more. That's why I'm trying to recap on mine. Like, if somebody, like, shoves Jake or, like, talking shit on you, I'm going to be like, me off a lot more. There's something, there's something different about defending someone else versus defending yourself.

But if somebody shoves me you I'm gonna instantly jump right in but if somebody shoves me I'm gonna be like you want to fucking swing first like if we go to the bars and someone like granted you'll probably be the one to provoke it um like if we're at the bars and someone like shoves you oh my god they're gonna be flying through a table like, they're going to be flying through a table. Like, but. They're getting across the middle Ed Reed blindsided by me. No matter what. Top of the head to the temple. No matter what. Like, if somebody, like, shoves me, if you shove me, I'm going to be like, shove you back and be like, get the fuck off me.

Like, you don't want to fucking do this. Yeah. And then at that point, I might be pissed off enough that I'm going to keep like, let's go, motherfucker. Like, fucking hit me. There's a difference between, like, defending yourself and, like, my friend is hurt. Oh, fuck. Is your mic on?

Oh, we didn't plug your computer in. That's us. We should probably wrap it up. Fuck. All right. computer in that's us um we should probably wrap it up fuck all right i'm not sure when exactly that happened but we just now realize that cam's mic has been cut off for a long period of time so um the audio for i don't know how long is gonna be probably kind of wonky. I honestly think it just died. Whether I keep it mine in and have his come through the phone, or if I just make both of our voices come through the phone for however long that took place. Or just cut mine out. I don't know.

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