Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 23: & A Happy New Year!

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

In this Episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast the boys ring in the new year with the second part of their extra long recording deemed the "Chrismas Extravaganza!" Kam gets to release some aggression on the (possibly) new segment: Kam Rants. Jake tells a story about an unlikely diagnosis for his aunt following an injury while tubing in the snow. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

And then you come in and you're like, my order's wrong. Especially, I've noticed this with pizza. Well, that's going to take us an hour unless you just take it now. Yeah, it's like, I don't fucking, I ordered this because this is what I think sounds good. Not, I ordered this because. This is what I think sounds good. welcome to the run run rudolph cam's gotta take you to town bailey take him hurry tell him he can take iad down podcast that was flawless that's cam i'm jake and we are the grass daddies and this is part two welcome to part two of our grass daddies christmas extravaganza i don't remember

is that what i said i don't. I'm a little bit buzzed. TBH. I like how your first reaction whenever someone says, I'm a little bit buzzed or I'm kind of drunk, you're just like, well, that means you need to drink more. Because you're still alive. I've been fucked up for the past week. So. Dude, I. So. past week so dude i so we went to the stars game when i'm uploading this this will now be

a week like two weeks ago we went to the stars game um a couple days before that we went out for cam's birthday and then the following day after the stars game i went on a group therapy which for those of you that don't know is it's basically a little bike a group bike that a bunch of people get on and you just get fucking drunk and it takes you around you go to bars and so i was like i was not looking forward to getting drunk two nights in a row. I just wasn't. Yeah, I really wasn't either. We went out with... Because when I get drunk, I'm just like, now I'm good for a week.

Yeah. Getting drunk two nights in a row just does not sound ideal to me. We went out with my soon-to-be father-in-law and my soon-to-be mother-in-law, and we got fucked up again. You took vapor shot took a vapor shot um how did it affect you because i'm really curious because the only times i've taken a vapor shot a couple of them have been from when we were doing beer bikes group therapy i call them beer bikes um and i was already pretty drunk when I did them, so I couldn't really tell how it affected me. I had a Bush Light and a 24-ounce Twisted Tea. Before you did it?

Yeah, which I didn't really have a buzz from that. But I would say it's probably like a good three-beer buzz. It's the equivalent in and of itself? Like a four beer buzz. At once? Yeah. It's like an instant four beer buzz. I mean, if we're ever going to a concert, all 100%.

So when you hit it, you're like, whoa. You feel it pretty quick. It took like 10 seconds. No, it probably took like 30 seconds for it to finally set in. I'm like, man, I got a good buzz going. 10 seconds fuck but um yeah like if i remember like going to like a concert or something and i want to get like a pre-game make my little tab at the fucking concert a little cheaper yeah i'll swing down to jj's and take a vapor shot how much was it do you remember how much it was i didn't i honestly have no idea how much they are baby's dad bought it he bought me a cement mixer oh well and i was a shot deep so i had

about three beverages equivalent yeah and then because the alcoholic equivalent of one beer is one shot so if you shotgun a beer it's like basically the same thing as taking a shot yeah so that's the way i look at it when i when when someone says like oh i had a shot i'm like okay that's the equivalent of one whole beer 12 ounce beer um but the only difference is you're taking it immediately it's like shotgunning yeah and anyone that knows if you just shotgun back to back to back, it doesn't you know. It takes a while to catch up. It can stack up. Yeah.

Before it all hits you. Yeah. I learned that on my Tuesday. The hard way. Sometimes people learn it the hard way. Sometimes people learn it the hard way and then they continue to do it. Those are the people I have zero sympathy for. Yeah. Like you. I'm have zero sympathy for. Yeah.

Like you. I'm just kidding. I love you. I love you. I love you. I just fucking love you, man. Okay, so Christmas was a week ago. I hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Leave a comment about if you got everything you wanted from Santa Claus if Santa didn't come leave a comment if you got holiday heart leave a comment if you got hard when you opened your Nintendo Gamecube and you're just like oh my god you're like god mom I fucking love you you just got so bricked up when you saw that Gamecube under the tree

leave a comment if your dad or your uncle got too drunk and hit a woman i'm sorry i'm getting kind of buzzed and i was playing off color shit um leave a comment um get involved leave a comment if you didn't get diddly fuck for Christmas. Leave a comment if... Let's play a segment called leave a comment if... Okay.

You start it. And then I... Do we just... Do we got to keep getting worse? Leave a comment if you got tongue action under the mistletoe. But only leave a comment if that happens. Okay, but are we getting... It's like would you rather.

It's like would you rather where? It's like, would you rather? Where you have to put a finger down. But if we say something that happened, you have to leave a comment. Okay, okay. Okay. That was a little... Do we got to get gradually worse? Or just throw something out because we're kind of reaching for comments um leave a comment if your grandma got too drunk

on christmas yeah leave a comment if your grandma got too drunk leave a comment if um leave a comment if you had a food coma and took a couch nap leave a comment if you got somebody to give and they act completely unenthused like leave leave a comment if you gave someone a gift and you can tell they didn't like it but just lied to their teeth that they did that's a good one that's a good one That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Leave a comment if you bought someone a gift card as a gift. Because that's sus. Leave a comment.

That is the worst last minute gift option is buying someone a fucking gift card. It's like, Jesus Christ. If you bought someone a gift card, leave two comments

if you bought someone a gift card. Leave a comment if you... Fuck, I had it if if you get absolutely shafted on your white elephant pick yeah if you do a white elephant gift exchange you're like this is so fun but you're like that fucking sucks have you ever had i got a wooden dowel have you ever had that happen to you where you're just like who wants to steal my gift and it's like a fucking well i don't know something horrible see we this is a good transition because we do wide elephant every year we do too and every single year i always get something pretty fucking

cool really and i get fucking shafted that blast beer sign yeah was a white elephant gift and those mugs all those mugs came with it really so i i got pretty good i think that was last year well so do you guys play the white elephant as when you get it you keep it secret until the game's over are you okay so the way we play it is everybody shows our we we we draw numbers out of a hat however many let's say there's let's say there's 17 people playing we write numbers 1 through 17 the first person goes they open their gift in front of everyone and shows what it is and my uncle will write it down on a piece of paper um and he usually adds a funny twist to it um when he writes it down because we'll like rehash what everyone has and how many okay so so then the number two person can open a new gift or

steal they can steal the first person's gift you know anyone can steal or go get a new one but let's say they stole then whoever was number one they can go back up and get a new one. But let's say they stole. Then whoever was number one. They can go back up and get a new one. And then it would be number three's turn. And then they could steal one or twos. But let's say number two stole from number one. If number three steals from number two. That's the second steal. So number three is done.

Number one is easily. Comment if you draw number one for your white elephant. Number three is done because we play it that an item can only get stolen twice. On its second steal, it's set. It can't get stolen again. Okay. And so the last person will go. And then if number one.

And then at the very end, number one will get a chance to steal or stay with their gift because since they were number one they didn't get it they didn't get an option to steal but we'll always open in front of everyone and everyone will see and laugh yeah that's how we do but hiding it, that seems kind of weird to me. There's another version that everybody hides it. So it's like, okay, well, you get your gift. You're like, well, my gift's kind of shit. And then at the very end, you present what you have and then you barter?

Or I guess, how does that work? No, you steal without knowing what it is. What? Yeah. So you have to play poker and be like maybe i like my gift maybe i don't like my gift and someone's like hmm i think maybe you're like you're number one i'm number two and i'm like could you lie about what you got i'm like i could be like yeah man this is a really good gift but it could be absolutely like there's a 42 pound bar of gold

in here and they'd be like holy shit i want that and then they go get it as a cow pie one time one time my 42 pounds of cow shit one time my um my uncle uh or i can't remember i don't know if my uncle did something to provoke it but my grandpa sent he took a pizza an empty pizza box and put a cow pie in it and mailed it to california to my relatives as a prank and so they opened it and it was a literal cow pie mailed it from nebraska to california and they kept it for so long i think it was like starting to fossilize we were talking about that the other day. So we went, and this is still keeping with the theme. We had to go over to my parents' house to take our Christmas card picture, which everyone loves doing.

Leave a comment if you had to take a Christmas card picture. um we had our neighbors take our picture and we were talking about you know our neighbors because my parents my parents neighbors um have been neighbors for as long as they've been there which is i think 29 years i think as long as my sisters live there or been alive um but anyways they were talking about how they they pranked my parents uh-huh one time a long time ago it was like april fool i don't know if i don't know if it was on april fools it might have been on april fools day my mom was complaining about um i don't know if it was Summit Lawn Care. I think it was True Green. True Green was taking and leaving flags, like, soliciting on their property, like, leaving

a flag, like, as an advertisement. Like, my parents didn't have True Green, and they would leave flags, and it was pissing my parents or't have true green and they would leave flags and it was pissing my parents or my mom off and so one day this was back in the day when they were partying a little bit more they were younger they would have driveway parties a lot um which was you go over to your neighbor's house and sit in their driveway in your lawn chair and drink beer yeah um so it must have been one of those occasions we should have one where am i we should it must have been one of those occasions. We should have one of those. We should. It must have been one of those occasions. And my mom was probably ranting. But she was voicing how pissed off she was to my neighbors about how they kept leaving,

how True Green kept leaving flags in their yard. It was pissing her off. Well, my neighbors went out on a walk one day and they got every true green flag they could find walking through the neighborhood and put it in my parents yard so i don't know if they came i don't know how they discovered it if they came home from work one day or whatever but there was like 50 or i don't know how many 30 true green flags just covering their yard and um so they pranked us and um so the way my parents got them back was um my grandpa the saint of a man he was um would i can't remember if it was a full or a half i think it might have it was usually a half

he would butcher a cow like every year and we'd split it with our relatives that lived in lincoln yeah so we'd each get like half a cow which i'm assuming is or a quarter which i'm assuming i think it was usually a half we had that have you seen that deep freeze in our garage it's a pretty big fucking deep freeze um i think it was usually half and i'm assuming where that this is where this thing came from they got them back by they took uh they took like a pan like a bakery pan and put foil over top of it and they took it over they put a note and it was like in the wintertime it was cold out and they said this is for um this is for being such great neighbors. We figured on this cold day you would enjoy a nice pan of cinnamon rolls.

And they gave it to them. And then they unwrapped it and there was a fucking cow tongue. A huge cow tongue. A cow tongue in this pan. So that's how they got them back. They put a fucking cow tongue in a giant thing and gave it to them. So that was their revenge for all the true green flags. Fuck true green.

Yeah, leave it common if you guys got some family pranks going on. Yeah, leave it common. Okay. I want to stick with the winter theme. It's supposed to snow. What else do you... There It's supposed to snow. What else do you... There is a chance of snow. We may, in fact, you know...

This has got to be a record high. Maybe not record high, but... We've had the past... This past week, it's been like 50 degrees here as a high. We have no frost in the ground. Which is really nice. Like, at the golf course, we've been doing a lot of irrigation work. And it's been really easy to dig.

Pretty easy, depending on where we're digging at. But there is a chance of snow, so we may end up with a white Christmas. And speaking of white Christmases, do you... All right. This is pissing me you, go ahead. Um, I was just thinking on, on the way into work today, I'm just like, you know, preparing for this podcast. I was thinking about, you know, thinking about winter and what we can talk about. And I was thinking about how we haven't done it recently but in the past when we've had pretty snowy christmases one of the things that we like to do as a big group of cousins was tubing

um i think it started up in norfolk my uncle had like a a pretty nice four-wheeler that had like four-wheel drive and he pulled us around in that um but recently not well it was a it was a few years ago we went we were tubing we call it tubing like you take like inner tubes that you would go behind like a boat yeah um but we just hooked it up with a rope like a like a bale like a hay bale rope that you would tie down your bale in the bed of your truck with. Tied around someone's hitch and they would just pull us around the barns at my grandma's farm through the snow. And I have something funny and something crazy that I want to tell about that. What the fuck? But if you have any snow related christmas that sounds fun stuff

snow related me and my friend um they used to live out in the country and we kind of did that same exact thing but you know like the old have you gone tubing before well we used you know like the big ass satellite dish it was that sounds so that sounds so yeehaw. It's like a big metal satellite dish that you just go up on your house. Yeah. I'll take that back before the game's going to be on. There was some ball games on, but you bring that satellite dish back now. We'd hook it up to a pickup, and we'd go to this kid's hayfield and just fucking whip shitties and just fucking try to throw your friend off you it was like almost impossible to fall out if there's one

person in there because it's like it's a dish how big was it it's probably good 10 foot by 10 foot 10 foot circle oh my god so you could just lay down in it yeah holy fuck how'd you hook up to it do you just like drill a hole through it um no we just took like uh we took rebar well it was like rebar but we just took like some channel iron and bent it and then just screwed it in so it's like toe point damn we didn't do that well that was just us being dumbass high school kids well this was like before i this wasn't like when this was before i was sure no this was after i was driving but we would always let like an uncle yeah pull us around as kids and we would hook up we would hook up like two or three different tubes at a time and i remember we would always sometimes you lay on your like you sit sit in it

and have your feet out yeah and sometimes you would like lay forward and one thing we would do is you would lay forward and you would start pulling on the rope you'd start pulling yourself closer to the hitch and then so you get i don't know a few you know you pull up a little bit you pull some slack into the line and then right when you take a turn right as he's taking the turn you let go so as he's taking the turn it fucking it grabs and it just snaps and it whips so much harder because when he's taking the turn it's already flinging it out yeah but when you like pull the slack and then let go as he's doing it it it fucking, yeah, it snaps it and you fucking whip so hard. Oh my God.

I remember when we were doing that, we whipped so hard. We fucking, um, we fucking lost it and fucking, I can't remember if it was me. It was me and someone else. I know I was in this pile up but we we fucking absolutely biffed it off of this inner tube and we like hit this upright that was holding up a um electric fence and we fucking bailed out of it and fucking just fucking a pile just powder everywhere and just a pile of bodies. And it was just like we knocked over this thing.

I want to do more. Snow is so fun. You can do so much stupid shit in snow. It's fun. Yeah. And not really get hurt. Another thing that happened was. This isn't the Jake podcast, by the way.

You can interrupt me whenever you want. But I've got lots of stuff I want to talk about. I just almost sneezed. Are you good? I almost sneezed and beer almost just went all over the computer. I didn't know if you were laughing at me for saying this isn't the Jake podcast. You're like, fuck yeah, there's no fucking way. I never let lets me talk.

I'm thirsty. I remember when I was thinking about this memory. Another thing I remember doing was. I was sitting. I was sitting down and had my feet out and one of my cousins was sitting on me. So, cause we were sharing the tube. Sometimes we,

sometimes we jump on top of one another, you know, we get two people on a tube at once or something. That's us, your cousin. Um, not everything has to be sexual i sounded like that bird i don't know what you're talking about off the war zone we get as much

everyone wants to be in and no one wants to wait so we're piling up on top of each other yeah boys girls it doesn't you know whatever we're we're we're out there trying to have fun and not you know it doesn't i know i know west, if you get on top of your cousin, something is going to get poked. Play a little Yeehaw. Grand Island's getting pretty west, pal. Play a little Yeehaw in the hay. Your song references are on tonight. On point is what they are.

Rudolph! Okay, so I was sitting down. My cousin was riding. Whoa! I feel like Steve Harvey in this moment. Oh, yay! I don't think Steve Harvey has ever done what you just did. Can I please tell my story?

Yes. But! Thanks for tuning in to part two where we get fucking sloshed. I'm sitting on the inner tube. My cousin is on top of me. I'm trying to think of a different way to say this where it's not so sus my cousin's riding me I'm sitting in the inner tube

with my cousin parallel they are paralleling Jake no they're on top we're tubing keep it professional this we can keep it's a fucking professional podcast my cousin is sitting in my lap

we're going along and i remember i put my heels down into the snow yeah i was trying to be funny and spray a bunch of snow up yeah into their face but i ended up fucking myself because so much snow sprayed up and it was like fine powdery like yeah i put my i put my heels down because we're going along in a pretty good clip or you know the car's probably going like 10 miles an hour but when you're outside in a tube it feels like really fast i put my heels down there's powder spraying up it's hitting me in the face and my face gets so cold so fast i felt literally nauseous i don't even know what that means i don't know i don't i don't know i just remember i was spraying myself in the face so my face got so cold so fast

it was like almost shockingly cold I don't even know how to describe it but I was so cold I was like I need to get out so I just so I just turned and just bailed me and my cousin and we just went fucking flying

but I was like I had to like I got up and I was like, I need to be done. Because it was, I don't even know what happened. It was like so cold on my face that I was just like, I feel sick. Did you wipe your face off and jump back in it? I think I had to take like a small break because I was like, I don't know what that was. Because I think the combination of the snow and the wind, I don't know, but it was fucking terrible. Okay, now, the last thing I want to say about tubing is something pretty crazy.

Pretty crazy. So, one of my aunts, one of my aunts at one point jumped on the tube and was going along with all the cousins. Holy edge. Look at that. That's how a professional pours a fucking beer. He knows exactly when to stop. Right. You guys want to see Magic Creek? You get a little bit of that on there and then

just disappears so my aunt jumped on the tube and was riding along and at one point I don't know I don't know if she ever fell out or biffed it. I don't know if she wiped out. Yeah. I don't know if she wiped out or anything.

But in the subsequent days following her inner tube ride, she was like, man, my rib really hurts. And so she's like, I don't if i like hurt it while i was tubing maybe i bruised it and she was like i don't know maybe i broke a rib or something while i was tubing with all the kids so she and she's a pa which is a physician's assistant um and so she works at a hospital. Okay. So she's like, my rib hurts. I'm like, it's broken. Let me get an x-ray. Um, and she saw a spot. So she hurt her ribs, inner tubing, got an x-ray and saw that she had cancer.

What? Yeah. And so since it was caught so early, they just got rid of it right away and she was fine. That's fucking crazy. So? Bad things might happen for a reason. So, if you, you know, live life, I guess. If you get the opportunity to do something crazy and fun, fucking do it.

Because you never know. I want to go tubing now. Yeah, everyone should go tubing this winter. Hey we go tubing and i'd be the driver no absolutely not please i'd love to live the rest of my life well where are we gonna go tubing at wilderness ridge will. Where are we going to go tubing at? Wilderness Ridge. Hey, do you guys mind if we take our trucks out on the golf course? And just whip and shit. He's just, woo!

Take me to the roundabout on the entrance. Just keep me going around. I'm like, I want off this ride. Just rolls up into the pine trees. He's just gone forever. I i'm just teeth are flying everywhere let's go again why do you keep feeding me beers because Because it's funny. So my aunt got on the...

What the fuck are you doing? Why can't you finish your beer? So my wife got on the inner tube. I'm boning that off. I just said wife. My aunt got on the inner tube, hurt her rib an x-ray discovered she had a spot that's crazy and got rid of it right just like that it was like lung cancer what was it i can't remember if it was on her lung or on her rib but it was and i can't remember if it was what was causing

the pain or not i'd like to say it wasn't i like to say she just hurt a rib from tubing and she got it checked out and then saw it. And it just happened to be there when she happened to look. That crazy. It's crazy. Crazy, man. I just... I feel like I just drank a beer and this thing is plum full. Plum full.

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. Plum full. Jake's getting wild on this episode. I love Nutty Light. It is pretty good. It is a homeless man beer, but you know what? All right. I got a question.

All right. This is a shot out of a cannon. Fuck, marry, kill. You got Oprah. is a shot out of a cannon fuck mary kill you got oprah i said so i don't know if you guys are wise trend in barbara walters i don't know if you guys have seen this trend but um there's this video of this guy who has a glass a clear cup and he drinks his beer with his phone and you can like see his mouth going like as he's drinking i sent it to my cousin's group chat and uh my cousin just said i wish so i said you wish you were drinking beer or you wish you were my beer and he said both and my other cousin said, Gulp me, Poppy.

Maybe my cousin's our sauce. Did you send that to Bailey? Yes. What'd she say? She hasn't responded yet. She's probably still at work. Actually, I didn't send it to her. The whole reason I recorded was to send it to her,

and I didn't send it to her. Well, you better do it again. My God. I already have to send it to her and I didn't send it to her. Well you better do it again. My god I already have to pee so fucking bad. Now I have to chug this. Should I do it live on the pod? Yeah. And then save this? Yeah. And then drop it. And then put it in?

You're going to be able to appear after that one though. Should I go grab you more? Alright guys. This is a fucking crazy wild episode but you're about to get for all of you wondering what it is like to be one of Jake's beers I'm about to give you a POV of what it's like to be one of my beers

this has just been this has been the podcast of Jake drinking beer profusely people that don't know are going to be like, why is there just a golf ball? All right, so this is what it's like to be one of my beers. Why is that so funny? Because I know what the actual video looked like.

And we're back. Do you need more beer? I can go grab you some. I have to pee so fucking bad. I can go grab you some while you go pee. No. Okay. Fuck you. Dude, I'm not going to lie. So we went we went to work are you gonna make it another 30 minutes

or go piss right now well i'll go pee really quick but i'm not so we went out to lunch today for work it's it's typical that around this time of year, around Christmas time or New Year's, our company will take us out to lunch and pay for it. So we went to a nearby like sports bar. And they're like, we'll pay for your meal. But if you get beer, it's on your dime. So we both got a couple beers and And I typically don't eat breakfast. I just have black coffee and that's my breakfast.

Yeah. That first draft beer I had, I was like a little bit buzzed until I ate food. Really? Because I hadn't eaten anything. I had an empty stomach. I'm not going to lie. Mine hit like the second. Actually.

I can't believe I. Fuck. What? So sus. Anyways. Mine hit, like, probably, honestly, like, probably my first. Should I just send this to Bailey and Bailey only? Nobody else.

Sure. I'm just going to send it to her. Mine probably hit. I would say mine hit after the first beer too like i had like a tiny buzz and then after the second like i had i had like a decent buzz after my second half of my second beer i was like okay food can come anytime now yeah i was like i need to eat well in at that point like it was already hitting me. I'm like, I'm kind of nervous to get, like, a third one. I wasn't, like, nervous, but I was just like, it's hitting me harder because I haven't eaten anything. Like, I'm aware of the fact that, like, it's hitting me harder.

And I knew once I ate, it would be fine, but I was also like, I have so much shit to do. I got to go Christmas shopping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to go Christmas shopping. Yeah. And our one friend, that was his last day, we were like, let's just buy him a bunch of, like, let's each buy him a beer and make him drink them all. And he's like, a three beer buzz won't even get me buzzed.

And I'm just like, or a three beers won't even get me buzzed. I was like, three draft beers won't get you buzzed. And he's like, and I'm like, okay, buddy. Okay. beers won't get you buzzed and he's like and i'm like okay buddy okay leave a comment if you don't think leave a comment if you're a lightweight leave a comment if three beers will give you buzz also leave a comment if three tell her we're still recording tell her we got like 30 minutes left because um so you're currently live on the podcast say hello recording right now everyone say hello to bailey um our former social media manager um who got shit canned because i'm just kidding um we got about 30 minutes left we're currently recording part two and uh yeah we're a little bit buzzed.

I'm not too bad. Can you entertain the folks while I go pee really quick? Yeah, I'm going to put in this in. I need some nicotine. Well, you beautiful people. Yeah. Well, if any of you I've been trying to keep up

on our Instagram, but we haven't really had anything too exciting. I need to start getting better at it. But it would be really cool if you guys just please leave a comment. No, I'm just kidding. I don't give a shit what you guys do. If you guys are listening for fun, then listen for fun.

It's the holiday season. And Santa Claus. it's the holiday season we better be careful because we're such good singers we might get a copyright strike if we're i have been called the songbird of my generation if we're dicking around with that that's a quote from step brothers uh if we're if we dick around with that too much we might get copyrighted because i obviously we're such good singers are going to be like why do they keep why do they keep clipping in that audio of well pick whichever version of it you want to hear did you actually put a zen in yeah happy zen miss everyone um so another thing I was thinking about. I was brainstorming hard on the way into work today.

Hard! Ladies and gentlemen. You know what? You know what? Oh my god, that's like the fucking... You know what it's like to live as me? You think you have ADHD? To be fair, we have...

I have undiagnosed ADHD. You look like, you look like fucking Dumbo right now. Cam was like, you have ADHD. I'm just like, I think I might have ADHD compared to you means I have good self-control. So talk in your mic. Gag on my balls. So here's the thing. Having ADHD slash anxiety, your mind races. You can attest to that. Does your mind not race constantly?

You're constantly thinking about different things. Anyways, this all to say that on podcast days, I'm like, okay, what can we talk about? What can we talk? Because I hate dead air. I hate going, um, yeah, so. Like, I hate that shit. Can I say one thing? Absolutely.

I do think. So that's where I'm at. Because it kind of pisses me off. What does? Like, you're always like, well, you don't really think about stuff you want to talk about on the podcast well i want to bring the best content like for them but if i'm like have to sit there and like think about something to say i'm not i'm not saying think about a theme for the episode i'm saying if you have like oh that's a funny story i want to have like i want to tell jake yeah i'm saying just like this is what my notes app looks like i'm not like typing everything out i'm saying hr hit with golf

ball just so i can remember because i forget super easily best okay but but what i'm what i was trying to go with that is now that I'm 21, I can actually go out. Like, yeah, I can interact with people, but we live in Lincoln. There's really nothing other to do than go down to the bars or, you know, do something like that. Like, to, like, really, like, feel people out. Like, I mostly just sit at my apartment. So, but now we're gonna be able to go out to bars we're gonna get some content dude i'm so scared dude it's gonna be a blast i'm so

scared to go out with you when you get too drunk dude you go i want to fucking fight i'm just like you just want to fight for no reason at all no no and you just drive we drive around and you just see someone. You go, you fucking pussy. Oh, fuck. That's when I'm pumped up. Okay, so all of, everything that we were saying was for me to say, as I was driving into work today, I'm thinking about what's something I can talk about. What's something I can talk about. What's something I can talk about? Because like the other night I was working on a present for my sister.

And as I was falling, I couldn't. I was like getting restless as I was laying in bed because I was thinking about, I call it my mental blueprints. I was thinking about how I wanted to build it. And I was like tossing and turning because I kept thinking about the build. That's why I showed up to work at like 7.15 and Jake's at his desk. And I was drawing it out. I was drafting out how I wanted to do it. One of the things I was thinking about, we talked about it on the last episode.

Go back and listen to the last episode. Part one of the Grass Daddy's Christmas Extravaganza. I gave Cam a gift. I'm not going to say what it is because if you're only listening to this one for whatever reason, I'm making you go back to look at what it was. Cam can sometimes get mad and it's ad i'm looking for a healthy i don't i don't want to be your psychiatrist and diagnose you but i've talked about it before that i feel like by having adhd and having your mind and emotions all over the place so much that sometimes you compartmentalize

your anger you have super high emotions if you're sad you're not like i'm a little bit down i'm super sad if if you're a little bit sad you're really sad if you're a little upset you're really upset yeah but i also think you can't compartmentalize your anger yes and then it boils out yes um So sometimes Cam is looking for an outlet. I'll say. Sometimes Cam's looking for an outlet. So I think that we may

or may not and I'm telling you dude we need a punching bag. Well how about this? This is something I thought about.

This is something I thought about for the podcast. For the podcast I'm going like this a lot i'm a ray of sunshine um i got i got butterflies in my belly i might regret this later but i think we need to introduce a because i'm hoping this is going to be funny if it happens this is this is completely up to you i'm thinking about introducing

a new segment on this podcast called cam rants and it's just it's just a chance for you to you know if there's something that happened that you wanted to fucking you know you're you're pissed about something look. Look, he's already stirring in his seed. We've established on this podcast. I got an idea. I got an idea. Leave a comment if you want us to do a live podcast, but we go to a rage room.

Oh, that's my jelly. That's my jelly. Jelly. jelly why do why do i not want to get into a rage room with you why do i feel like whenever i'm with you i'm in a rage room this might as well be called the rage room podcast anyways so we've discussed before how we don't want to talk about work so ranting about work and our bosses is off limits our bosses don't really listen to this podcast i don't think but in the off chance that they do we don't want to say anything that's going to incriminate ourselves so our work and our bosses are off limits but anything else if you had a road raiding a road rage incident or i had a lot of those today if you had a waitress that was being a real and you were like scratch that i want three pb i want a picture of pbr stat

you know if there's something if there Bruce, today, our poor waitress, we show up with like a table of 10. Out of nowhere. Here he goes. We show up with a table of 10. Here he goes. In all honesty, I don't give a fuck how good of a waitress you are,

but I don't think you're going to get a table of 10 and everybody... Yeah, we made it confusing as shit. All of our beers are going to be on our tab, but our work is paying for all of our food. So that's already confusing because now she's got six different things going on. That aren't food. That aren't food.

And I switched beers. Yeah. And then Bruce is over there. I ordered onion rings with my bacon cheeseburger. And he's like, he's trying to hand the entire thing back. And she's like, I will get you a side of onion rings. And he's like,

once they bring food out of the kitchen, I'm pretty sure it's, they have to serve it or throw it away. You can't bring it back into the kitchen and then take it back to a different table. I'm pretty sure that's the rule. Yes, I'm a very angry person, but I do have a soft spot for people that are serving me.

That's fair. People piss me off that can come to a restaurant and the waitress fucks up one thing and they're assholes to them. It's like, okay, they're fucking working their ass off. Okay, you came at fucking lunchtime and it's busy as shit. I mean, I feel like that's pretty standard shit i i mean i feel like that's a

pretty that's pretty standard for human interaction is don't be a dick to waitresses fast food workers but it seems like a standard but there's a lot of people out there that aren't and they like to make it more difficult like bruce today he's sitting there like yeah well i didn't order onion rings and she's like well if you don't want the fries, give them to somebody else. I will bring you out an order of fucking onion rings. See what I mean by this segment? Cam rants. What else do you want to rant about, Cam?

I was just like, dude, she's trying her ass off right now and you're just making it more difficult. Shut the fuck up and eat your fucking french fries. Are your onion rings going to ruin your entire meal no just eat your fucking she brought him onion rings no she brought him french fries and he asked for onion rings and he's like he's like sitting there with his tray and she's like she's sitting there trying to one her cook has the entire tray of food in his hand. So it's probably pretty fucking heavy. And she's trying to give everybody else their food

and Bruce is sitting here, um, I didn't order french fries as my meal. I ordered onion rings. And she's like, one sec. Okay, I will,

I will get you your onion rings. And he's like, but, well, I didn't order onion rings. I didn't order fries. I your onion rings And he's like But I didn't order fries I ordered onion rings Shut the fuck up Just eat your fucking sandwich That's funny

Also Who the fuck cares it's on the company dime Order a side of onion rings if you really want onion rings that bad Fucking Like the other night, Lena and I went and got food, and her chicken came out raw. Her chicken was raw, and she still felt bad about being like, hey, can you take this back and get me something else? I no longer want chicken because I just bit into a raw chicken see but there's also a point where it's like okay like if i ask you hey take this back but something's undercooked or something's not cooked the way you asked for it someone that's that's the

cook that's the cook but a lot of people tend to be as raw as it was someone fucked up yeah they had to be like that's the one that i put in five minutes ago right okay let me just serve it even though it's got mixed around with the one that just got thrown in that's just ignorance and ignorance pisses me off if you're being ignorant it's like especially with chicken because that's like somebody who's like really getting sick so yeah did i tell you about um i don't know if i talked about it on here or if i told you about it when i was at buffalo wild wings and i waited for for fucking ever for my wings and i ended up getting them when they were cold um how would you act in that scenario i'd be pissed oh yeah you want to rant about it

well it's weird because i don't know if people think i have an rbf or people just think i'm a dick i'm probably one of the nicest guys i'm pretty nice to about everybody you're one of the nicest guys i've ever met tell me i am i'm nice to everybody unless you cross a line and i don't that that that is the funny thing about you if i draw if i draw this line and you cross it then you're fucking done it is but i'm trying to think of a good comparison for the way you are as a person. It's like the way interacting with you on a personal level, I would like to think is like I want to compare it to like ice sculpting. Like you're creating something beautiful. Like, you're so nice and willing to be friends with someone in the same way that someone might start an ice sculpture, I guess. But, like.

But if you fuck one little thing up, the whole thing is fucked. Yeah. Like, there's no coming back from that. It's not, like. There's no, like, middle ground with me. It's, like. It's gone. Yeah.

But one day, me and Bailey went to Taco Bell, and we ordered a side of chips and cheese. I wasn't a dick. I just walked into Taco Bell, and I said, hey, we didn't get our order of chips and cheese. And then he's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. And then we ended up getting four things of fucking Cinnadelights. I was like... Like the little Cinn fucking Cinedelites. I was like. Like the little Cinnabon thing? Yeah.

I was like. Oh. I was like. I don't. Those are so good. I don't get it. But it's happened multiple times where like we. Somebody's fucked up our order at the fast food. So I park and I go in and I fix it.

And then they're like give me free shit. I'm like. I just want what I paid for. Yeah. Like. I just want my food like the only reason why i'm in here is not because oh my god you fucked up you know i ordered a fring and you gave me a fry like yeah no i'll eat the fucking fries but like when somebody like misses something that you paid for it's like, well now I paid for that. So I want that.

So I didn't just order it to fucking order it. I ordered it because it sounds good and I want to eat it. That reminded me of when I worked at Da Vinci's. And so there was like there was delivery drivers. There was like managers. There was people that made like sandwiches and put together like pasta dishes and there was like people that like managed like the pizza station yeah so there was this guy that managed like the pizza station and there was like

so when an order came in whether it was for for delivery or, you know, whatever, if it was in the restaurant, a receipt would come down out of this little, like, receipt maker. And then you would go, oh, there's a new receipt. And you'd go, you'd look at it and you'd see what the order was. Oh, this is a pizza with this and this and this on it. Yeah. So then they would have to make the pizza and anytime that guy there was this specific guy that whenever he got a receipt because he was working the pizza station only all he had to do was make pizzas which requires laying out the dough putting the stuff on and putting it in the

oven yeah and then it takes it through the little conveyor belt i'll wait i'll wait i'll wait anytime that guy got a receipt it would piss him the fuck off. Because it meant he would need to make a pizza. And like... That's your fucking job, you fucking idiot. Right? Like... I was like, did you not apply to this job? You physically one day decided, I want to make pizzas

and get paid for it. So I'm going to go to my computer, apply, get an interview with the manager, go in, interview, tell him why he thinks why I think that

I would be the best pizza maker for him at this current juncture in life. And then he's going to accept me and I'm going to go in and I'm going to start making pizzas and get paid for it. But one day I'm going to decide that it makes me upset to make pizzas. It's like, why are you getting upset when you literally applied to do that? Foods are different i think because like if i'm ordering a pizza and i'm like i want a beef pizza and i get sent home with a fucking pepperoni pizza i'm gonna be pissed okay like because that's not what i ordered you yeah that's

ignorance you either messed up a receipt looked at a wrong receipt or you said this one's the hamburger without taking the time to go yeah and see that it was the pepperoni yeah yeah yeah yeah and like a lot of it doesn't it's not that hard a lot of that boils down to ignorance and i or laziness yeah and i hate ignorance and i hate laziness yeah i hate that with a fucking passion like it's just like at work you know we're always like oh what do we need for like irrigation fixes we could be ignorant and be like okay well i think we have one i think we have one and then we run to the store and we get one but we need two it's like that was just ignorant of us

and now we're set back and now we're yeah and now we're set back yeah and it's like okay you're making a pizza yeah it's rush hour yeah it's taking forever but but a lot of the time a lot of the times it wasn't rush hour it was just at the end of the night when he thought he was done no i thought he wouldn't have to make anything and and then a receipt would come through and he'd be like are you kidding me i'm saying like every time in general every time every time we went to casey's for pizza and i'm over here we order pizza they fuck up our order somehow every single fucking you're the bad luck charm one time we ordered two pizzas and we got two thin crusts oh yeah we got we're ordering it on a fucking app we see what we're putting in i hope i don't regret this segment i don't know if it's just gonna be like a

i'm just saying you just pin your ear back and go over i'm just like you know we're not doing the cam rant segment this episode no or if i give you the green light you're just like here we go um but like that's just that seems ignorant to me like it's obviously somewhere someone fucked something up even if you're making a pizza and you're like well was this supposed to have banana peppers on it and you're not sure and they're like well i think it rather than looking at the receipt okay let me look up Oh, that took me two fucking seconds. Oh, it doesn't need banana peppers. All right, let me throw those back in there.

All right, well, instead of banana peppers, Instead of picking them off, well, I'm just going to send it through and be like, uh. Yeah. Like, take your. Hope that they just take it and go. And don't say anything. And I suppose I'll make a new one later, but I'm hoping that they don't ask for a new one. Yeah, and then you come in and you're like, my order's wrong.

Especially, I've noticed this with pizza. Well, that's going to take us an hour unless you just take it now. Yeah, it's like, I don't fucking, I ordered this because this is what I think sounds good. Not, I ordered this because. This is what I think sounds good. I ordered this because I'm fucking starving and I just don't care what I really eat. Because if that's the case, I'll go to fucking McDonald's. That's another thing.

With McDonald's, I don't understand. I've stopped at McDonald's multiple times coming from here. That is my number one pet peeve. Through a drive-thru. You go, thank you, have a good night. How many times do people just go, thank you, have a good night. How many times do people just go, thank you, have a good night, and then they just shut the door and they don't say shit back to you? Okay, well, I was just being nice.

I went out of my way to be nice, and now you're being an asshole. So go fuck yourself. McDonald's is one of those things where a mistake is almost expected. So if it happens and you don't catch it, it's on you. You know what i mean it's like if you're going through the drive-thru right after you get your food you pull up a car length and you look in the bag and make sure it's right and if it is say lobby if it's not i was kind of expecting that to happen so if you get all the way home and your McDonald's order was messed up,

you almost can't blame them because you have to blame yourself for not checking. One, it's McDonald's. Like, you're serving cheeseburgers, McChickens, and fucking fries. Cheeseburgers, McChickens, and fries. Okay, I have the best food establishment. Everyone knows this but i'm just saying like there's been times where i haven't been given like another cheeseburger i'm like how the fuck do you fuck that one up it's different if you have you ever gotten a cheeseburger

where you're like someone definitely stepped on this? That's happened to me before. It was so off kilter. Everything was just folded to the side. And I was just like, someone totally stepped on this. I'm not eating this. Someone dropped this on the ground, stepped on it, and then picked it up and put it in my sack. Me and Jake, we did a see how many Big Macs we could eat challenge.

I don't recall. I don't recall. You don't recall? I don't recall eating five Big Macs. I don't. Do you remember that night, though? I opened one of my Big Macs, and it doesn't even have a top bun on it. Is that that?

Yes. You're making, or. Something. No, I went and got a Big Mac from work. I went to get lunch, and I got back to work, and I opened my Big Mac. How the fuck, dude? This is your job. You can't tell me you haven't made 30 fucking Big Macs.

Today? And you forgot the top bun. The top bun. The one that's got sesame seeds on it. That's what I'm saying. How'd you fuck that one up? That's pure ignorance. Like, you gotta be fucking... Okay, we got the bottom bun.

We got the bottom patty. We got the stuff. The squirt. The other bun. The middle bun. Alright, alright. Well, it is... The special package of bottom buns that we have just for the middle buns of our Big Macs.

The other patty. The other shit. The other... The other... The other thing. I'm saying... The other patty. There's no way some... Hmm. There's a patty, the other shit, the other... The other thing I'm saying is there's... The other patty. There's no way some...

Hmm. There's a patty sitting on top. But I feel like there's supposed to be something else. Eh, let's close it up and send it. But it's not like they pass Big Mac. Like, somebody's like, Alright, you slap on the bottom bun. Alright, you slap on...

It's not a conveyor belt. Yeah, exactly. It's not a Chinese sweatshop. It's someone making the sandwich, and they just decided to be... That they can probably make blindfolded. Well, there's no sesame seed bun on top of this, so, well, fuck it.

That's what I was looking... Them sesame seeds ruined my meal. I wanted the sesame seeds. Thank you for tuning in to our first ever cam rants segment on the grass studies podcast um listen McDonald's go fuck yourself it's so delicious this could be a fun

and beautiful thing or it may get out of hand and we may have to put a halt on it but leave a comment if you stop and get McDonald's without alcohol in your system i do it all the time no the only time sometimes i do it the morning after i've had alcohol the only time i eat mcdonald's is really when i have alcohol in my system the only reason i get alcohol is because i'm alcohol i didn't i didn't understand a word you just said. The only time

that I get McDonald's is really when I have alcohol in my system. Oh, okay. You hoot nanny. Leave a comment if McDonald's has ever messed up your order. That's guaranteed to get a comment. I told you that's expected. It's expected. If you guys don't comment

on that. Leave a comment if you have ever ordered something and it was undercooked to your liking. There's two things. Well, that's probably not from McDonald's. Not from McDonald's, but I'm saying if you vote. If you were to get a raw patty, that would be rare to get a raw patty from McDonald's. They just slap it on a fucking frozen patty. You're like, yeah!

You're like, let me eat this hockey puck. It's a little cold. Oh, fuck it. I i'm already on it i'm on a roll already i've only made 30 big macs today and i fucked this one up so let's just send that one through we need to get the fuck out of here because we are going down a fucking trail of no return here all right thank you guys for watching this concludes part two of the grass studies podcast extravaganza uh extra long extra um thick supersized extra fries supersized extra fries first try if you're not watching on youtube um or if you are watching on youtube but only want to listen there's audio only versions versions on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Go ahead and do our link in our description on our Instagram

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