Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 26: Snow Beast

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

*Apologies for the late upload!* In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, we are treated to yet another "Kam rants" segment, this time about the people who were parking like idiots due to the snow at Kam's apartment. The boys also discuss getting a keg for the Superbowl, talk about craft beer, and wrap up by discussing the new trend of "girl math" and come up with situations of their own for the necessity of "boy math." SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

On a serious note, much more serious than the segment we just had, I've got a very serious question for you. What? Should we get another keg for the Super Bowl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the Tape and Mud Podcast. That's Cam. And we are the Tape and Mud Daddies.

Tape and Mud Daddies. The Mud Dogs. Just kidding. We're whatever daddies you want us to be. We could be your daddy. Okay, I am plugged in. I was plugged in for whatever reason my charger light wasn't on. Thank you guys for tuning in to yet another episode.

This episode is going to be uploaded late because we're recording on the day that we normally upload. But you know what? Suck a butt. Because I don't really care. We were busy this weekend. We had a really busy weekend of bowling and drinking in the basement and doing nothing. I had to go to a cheer competition for my soon-to-be sister-in-law. Right.

Yeah. But we're here now, and we are bringing an episode this week, even if it is one day late. Ben was like, where's the episode? What what am i gonna listen to on my flight because he's flying to ohio for like a safety conference or whatever for his company and i was like but he said this on sunday night and i'm like well first of all it's normally uploaded the next day anyways but also i was like just go listen to a past episode yeah go listen episode four again don't why because it's frustrating go back and listen to episode four if you don't know what we're talking about um so i had before we um crack up at the magic mini fridge um i had something happen to me right before this on our way home from work. We stopped at the gas station.

We were both hungry. We needed a little pick-me-up, a little after-work snack. Which, first of all, we were like, ooh, these popcorn chicken looks good. And I grabbed these. I don't think that's chicken. I looked at them.'m like oh because i think they were like gizzards or something so we got some mine were the one that i got were popcorn chicken were you was yours buffalo no i didn't end up getting those i ended up oh you didn't i got jalapeno poppers oh so i got the chicken nugget things and like i bit into one and

i was like okay it's just regular like fried chicken but then one of them had buffalo in them and i'm like but um the guy gave them to us for free i'm like are they just like old or something he's like yeah they're made at like noon we tried we normally throw them away at like three or whatever but i was hungry okay so i'm driving down the road and i got my my my little things on my console and what do you already know where this is going i'm assuming i had my tiki i had my taquitos here i had all of the chicken eaten first, except for one. There was one little ball left. I was finishing one, taking my left turn, and I heard a noise. I'm like, and that thing rolled because it was just like a little ball.

It rolled out into my back seat along the floor and up against the door. And I'm like, and I'm like, and so I was like i gotta pull over so i just pulled over right into that new dealership that they're making i just pulled into the turn lane and pulled in didn't even pull into the parking lot once i got in the turn lane and turned right i just stopped and i got out of the car and i'm just like um 30 second rule i don't and i walked around to the door it's locked so i'm like oh fuck go back around and unlock it only the driver's door is unlocked and i was like imagine i lock myself out over a fucking chicken nugget so i unlock it and i go back around i open it and sure it is right there on the little like i was scared i was gonna open the door and it was going to roll out and plop into the snow. But it was right there and I just...

Popped it in my mouth and ate it. Tasted a little funky, but it was still good. Oh, that would have been so funny. I get a call. Hey, can you come pick me up? I'm going to go get my spare keys. Why? I got out of my pickup to grab a chicken nugget.

You're like, what? I'm just like, just come over. I'm in the new dealership oh that's fucking funny so that happened but uh no man left behind i was uh no nut left behind jalapeno poppers which were pretty all right for being from a gas station and uh um yeah and then i got to like the last one i'm like oh my god this is gonna give me fucking hot acidic diarrhea so then i just didn't eat the last one but i ate the tacos first actually i was going back and forth so you are you uh when you get your plate of food

back and forth or do you categorize and eat all of one thing and then work your way through it? Like, do you have a certain order that you go through when you're eating food? No. I just start whatever is closest to me. I just shovel to my fat face. Okay. See, like, if I get, like, fast food, I normally try to eat the fries first. Because that will make the burger

the best part more satisfying because I'll be more full and then I'll eat it versus if you eat the whole burger and then you're like well I've already eaten the best thing and you might not finish your fries if you're a little bit full from eating the burger

I do a mix I'll take a bite of burger and then I'll take about a handful of fries just shovel to my face and then yeah i just yeah i normally do like all fries but like depending on the meal i might start mixing stuff together like if i'm having a chicken fried steak which is like my favorite food or meal i'll like take the mashed potatoes and mix it with the corn and then get a piece get a piece of that chicken fried steak and kind of scoop that mixture up with it so good uh yeah i was pulling up to your

house and there was some kid leaving school on his bike and you ran him over and he had his panda air uh dunks on panda that's what they're called but you know like nike dunks the black and white ones they're called panda dunks oh okay he's like mobbing along mobbing along he mobbing and then that just the your neighbor's trash can was like right in the middle of the sidewalk so you try to go out when you're snowing you're dealing almost eat shit i was just sitting in my pickup i thought i saw someone go by on a bike and i was like and then can't and then he like you know because he just watched me pull up so he knew i was still in my pickup he like doubled like took like a triple look at my pickup to see if i saw anything i'm like yeah i got you like i saw i saw and then he's walking away and this kid's fucking pants and sweatshirt and everything are just fucking sopping wet.

What? From riding his bike in the slush. They were just like throwing all the water up onto him. I was like, dude. I'd be like, mom, come pick me up, bitch. Jesus. That's a smart thing to say since your mom listens to this podcast. That's what i would say oh

okay um i have something kind of funny i want to say another kind of embarrassing thing that i want to say um but first let's uh crack open that magic mini fridge what do we got in the reds apple is there one in there or two there's two well I guess the apple is far far from the tree Huh Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha ha

Ha ha Can you get mine No First you fucking I thought there was still a cat in here I felt the cord graze against my First you fucking clocked me in the... I thought there was still a cat in here. I felt the cord graze against my... First, you fucking clocked me in the nuts with a fucking snowball at work. I...

And then, you fucking smacked the table and tipped my beer over. Now, it's probably shook up. I'm glad it's not... Oh, you're good. I'm glad it wasn't open. As your grandpa would say, let's give this a shlook. Have a shlook. Apple juice.

Pretty yummy. Okay, so speaking of driving through the snow, I'm sure many of you fellow dudes out there can attest to this, but when there is snow on the ground, especially untouched snow let's say up against the curb you have to drive through it right yeah or you see a big drift like oh oh god not i mean you're lying to yourself if you're saying you're not driving straight through that snow the snow pile is on the shoulder of the road that fucking god damn it it was in the

road yeah exactly you have to go through it um as fun as i may find it and enjoy doing it my um loving girlfriend is very much the opposite she hates it when i do it she hates if i even on accident fishtail you know i have a truck and sometimes I'll put it in two-wheel drive and take the traction control off and I'll be taking corners like I'm in Tokyo Drift sliding around and she'll be like you're being stupid or she'll say stop being stupid and then she's like I'm gonna laugh when you get in a wreck with one of those stationary cars that's parked on the side of the road and I'm just like i'm gonna laugh when you get in a wreck with one of those stationary cars that's parked on the side of the road and i'm just like i'm a professional driver baby i don't know what

you're talking about i didn't say that but i'm just like okay i'm sorry um but typically when i'm doing this uh snow blazing pile driving snow drifts deal i'm usually in four-wheel drive now this is towards the end of our little snow spell we've had so the snow starting to melt some of the pavements getting a lot more clear so you're gonna have two now i'm now i'm putting it in two-wheel drive when i'm going on the pavement because i don't want to be driving around in four on bare pavement so i'm running over to russ's to, I can't quite remember what I was getting. I think I was literally just like going over there to get like ice cream or something. I can't remember.

No, I think I was going to get cat food. I was going to get cat food. Um, cause we were out and I was like, yeah, I'll run over and get some. And I was coming down their little like side road to turn into the parking lot. And I saw a nice thick patch of untouched snow. And I'm like, here we go, baby. And I got no girlfriend in the car with me. You know how they are.

So I go headlong into this pile of snow not pile but just a pretty it's probably 5-6 inches thick of snow but I forgot I'm in two wheel drive and I get stuck I'm buried no no no it was a few days ago

so I'm buried in this fucking snow and I'm like fuck I forgot I wasn't in four now I have no momentum I'm at a standstill in the snow so and my traction control makes it worse yeah so i'm like i need to take the traction control out put it in four but i'm still spinning because i'm basically now i've dug tire ruts i've dug myself down and i'm like trying to go forward and backwards and drive in reverse. But then every time I hit the brake to put it in reverse, my ABS goes, you know how it's like goes really like it doesn't actually let you break. Yeah.

So your wheels are still spinning. I'm just like, oh, my God god i'm not and i was like the this is gonna be the biggest i told you so in the fucking history of the universe if i have to make the call and say lena i'm stuck i need to blah blah blah i was so is she gonna pull you out with her crv or i don't know something that would also have been fucking funny if you would have had to call me and you're just like uh i was so prepared to not have to do this i told you so with my girlfriend that i was i was a second away from calling you to come all the way from your house to come pull me out with your truck oh i would have before i would let lena find out that this happened but and i was also like maybe if someone sees me struggling they'll come come pull me out. Because I have a toe strap.

I just need someone. Yeah. But I was like, I will not. I refuse to make the, it's like when you make a call to your boss that you're stuck. You don't want to do it. Because they're going to give you shit for it. But you're going to have to. But Lena's going to be like, I told you.

But I got myself out. I was rocking. I was rocking that baby. And I got myself out. I was rocking. I was rocking that baby, and I got enough momentum. Once I've burned all the way down to pavement and I could smell rubber, I was getting enough momentum and traction where I got myself out. And I was like, oh, it was such a relief. That would have been so funny that you called me like, hey, I'm stuck. I'm like, where'm stuck i'm like where

off the side of the road it was such a and it was so embarrassing too because the road is five feet from me and i clearly veered off the road and i was already making i was getting ready i was making stories up in my mind for if someone did stop to help me i was gonna be like yeah i slid into the i was hitting the brakes and slid into the snow and i i got stuck not yeah i was being a dumbass and driving through them which they would have immediately been able to see through that because they would have seen the tire tracks all the way down the curb leading up to it. Well, I would have been used to it. That's all we did.

We'd always go get stuck. But we had a – by my house, we had a bunch of snow and Cozat, and they cleared it out, and I had my old pickup, which you had to lock the wheels in. I'm like, well, if I – Just like our work truck? Yeah. You got to lock the hubs and then put in like, well, if I hit it. Just like a work truck? Yeah. You got to lock the hubs and then put it in four-wheel drive.

Just like on the front wheels? Which is so fucking stupid. Because nobody drives around with their hubs locked. And if you're stuck, you're already fucking stuck. So it doesn't matter. You get out and lock your hubs. And you're like, well, now I lost all my momentum. Yeah, you have no momentum to pile through. And so I'm sitting there.

And I'm like. That's probably why they don't do that anymore because they're like, this was a horrible idea. It was like a new development of houses. So this road used to... So there's like this gravel, I don't

know, like access road sort of thing, kind of like an alleyway. And the road's right here and the access road is right here and i was like i was being a smart ass i'm like yeah i can make it through there i made it that's always i made it a truck length into it and then it just that's always the famous last words ah i can make it and then until you quickly realize you can't i'm i'm sitting there i'm like well fuck because

my friend literally lived like right around the block from me so we lived like on one side and he was like on the other side and so i called him and he's like i'm like hey what are you doing he's like oh nothing i'm just sitting here watching some idiot that's stuck he was behind me and i didn't see him so he just pulled onto the street you're just like really you should totally flip him off when you go by that's like the fucking family guy joke there's some asshole in front driving like an idiot you should totally get out and fight him good luck in your fight good luck in yours and and i'm like i was like you're like is he driving a something something for a minute i was like oh no shit because i'm stuck too and i'm like oh you motherfucker oh he knew it was you yeah like he seen me driving because he was behind me and our house were so close that we went like the

same way home well i just kept driving and i thought i could make it through here and he was behind me and so he watched me do it all he knew exactly what you were doing and you just fucked up and then he's just like i'm sitting there i'm like oh you fuckered he's like what idiot tries to drive through that much snow without their hubs locked in because he walked watch me get out of my pickup and lock the hubs in after you were already just yeah after you already stoved her in oh and then he pulled me out. So, yeah, I've been there. Didn't you say you pulled out a semi? Yeah, my mom's boyfriend got stuck. I used his pickup.

What was it? The 2500. I thought you said it was with your square body. Or your anymore gym. I might have. I can't remember remember that's what i remember you claiming maybe i used to have an 84 framey with uh there was one with the tailpipe right by the license plate it was so loud it was um there was actually one semi that we tried to pull out but yeah well by pull out you mean no this one well. By pull out, you mean help it get out.

Yeah, this one was, like, stuck, stuck. It was, like, pulling into tractor supply. Well, the tractor supply, like, road goes like this down into the parking lot, and he slid off into the grass. And my friend, we were trying to pull him out with his, and I'm like, well, take me back. We'll get my pickup. And we just had both of our vehicles just fucking.

And it was not going anywhere. Damn. pick up and we just had both of our vehicles just fucking it was not going anywhere damn and it's the it's the worst thing ever when somebody's so stuck you can't pull them out you're like offered to help pull them out and then you can't pull them out you're like well see i'm gonna go what happens then well i tried bye yeah exactly kind of sucks that's why it kind of sucks to try to pull people out unless I know I can. Yeah. I only help people that are like Priuses or smart cars. I only pull them out because I know I can get them out.

Well, I only pull out cars that I know I could probably just push out with my hand. That's why I just hate pulling out. These one guys were on the side of the highway, broke down, and me and Bailey were driving somewhere, and I'm like, oh, I'll get out and see if they need any help. And I got out, and they were really fucking sketchy.

But I turned around, and I was like, they're just like, hold my crack pipe, and you're just like, actually, I think I'm late for an appointment. And they're like, it's crack pipe. And you're just like, actually, I think I'm late for an appointment. And they're like, it's 9 o'clock at night. I'm like, pussy appointment? I don't know. We'll figure it out later.

But, yeah, I almost got stuck there, too, because I was like, look at me. I'm a badass in a truck because I had a car. And then I was driving, and I had to kind of drive into the ditch a little bit. And they were like, you're not going to turn. You're not going to back up. And I'm like, no, I'll be fine. And I almost got stuck. And I'm like.

You know what? The Mazda was a beast in the snow for whatever reason. For whatever reason. I don't know if it was just the weight ratio on it. And it didn't have four-wheel drive but i think it had like auto four-wheel drive built in to all-wheel drive to where if it started to slip i think it like kicked in all-wheel drive kicked in or whatever but that thing was a beast in the snow yeah and like no one believed me and i legit the couple years ago when we got a buck ton of snow

i was going home from someone's house and there was a car that was stuck like right on my street i was like i'm gonna help these people get home because i had i took chains from work in case i got stuck and like cole could pull me out with his truck. Yeah. That's how bad the snow was. But I was like, dude, this Mazda's fucking just ripping. So I got out and, like, crawled under their vehicle and, like, chained it up and I pulled them home. So I not only was able to move myself through the snow, but I had a carb.

I was pulling a carb behind me. I haven't had a carb since 2004. I tried to get the accent right. You want to feel this shit? You want to touch this shit? No. No. And then I got them to their...

Oh my god, this was so funny. I was like, what street are you on? I was like, okay, they're only, like, a couple blocks north of my house. So, like, I'll just take them home. I get them, like, down to, like, the street where they said they were. They're like, okay, we park in this alley. And I'm just like, of course the alley hasn't been touched. I'm like, what?

And so I was like, okay, well okay well you're gonna have to drive in and they of course got stuck immediately so i was like i'll just get behind you i got it i just like put the mazda up against their bumper bumper to bumper and i was just pushing on them with i was like you guys care if i do they're like i don't know this is the last time i'll ever see you so i don't really give a fuck what happens to your car because this thing is fucking basically a beater at this point that thing's that thing's front bumper is duct taped together we had a see little cars like that people think pickups are great in the snow which they're also heavy they're all right because they have four-wheel

drive but they're actually not great because with the bed being all chopped off unlike a like suburban or like a tahoe it has extra weight in the back and the ass end is so light in them so that's why you're just fucking well light compared light compared to the front. Yeah. The front's so heavy, but the acid is just like... It's all your weights in the... Yeah. But there was a kid that kind of had like... Not Mazda, but you know what a Chevy Trailblazer is? Yeah.

Like, you remember like the old ones that you see that they're just beat to piss? Yeah. Yeah, there was this one kid that just had one. He just... He had like huge subs in the back of it yeah he just beat the living fuck out of this thing yeah well he had some like pasture ground well we had good foot foot and a half of snow and we're like well let's go dick around in the snow and he just got this thing out there and all wheel drive went out of it so he has a tool drive and

he just like we're like don't slow, and he's just like, we're like, don't slow down, and he's just like fucking just, well, yeah. He's driving through this. How is he even able to drive through two wheels? And he lets off the throttle just a little bit, and the car just goes, just buried. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way. He had to be just skimming on top was the only way he could make it. I don't know, dude.

But, yeah, he made it forever, and he was just like fucking just whipping that bitch around. Well, it kind of sounds like you're on a roll, and you had something you wanted to talk to me about that also involves cars being in snow. So, uh. Cam Rant section. Cam Rant section. Uh, segment. You keep saying section, but I think you mean segment. Segment, yeah.

Section. Here we are with yet another Cam Rant. He's taking a deep breath, so it's about to go down. A Cam Rant for this special late Monday episode. With snow on the ground. Yeah, there's snow on the ground. And Cam calls me last night and goes, Oh my God, I have got a Cam Rants section for tomorrow on the pod.

I'm like, great. Well, don't tell me about it now because we're going to save it for the pod. He's like, oh no, I just wanted to let you know so you could remind me tomorrow. And I proceeded to start telling you. And then you started telling me about it. I'm like, okay, okay okay you just save it for tomorrow so without further ado let us have i'm just wondering why people when it does snow they just lose their fucking head like parking is the tallest task guys it's the same exact concept but there's just powder on the ground yeah you might not be able to see the lines but hey look there's a car

that hasn't moved since it snowed so you know where like lines are kind of at so then you can pull in and then you can keep the the spacing right and keep moving it on not at my apartment you can't fucking people park fucking at a 45 degree angle and take up two spots. It's like and then there's a some guy that drives a Challenger and he literally has like three four foot from the curb. He's parked in the middle of the fucking and

he's parked in a parking spot that they actually scooped out. I'm like you have no excuse. Yeah besides you're just a fucking moron so me and bailey get home from fucking grocery shopping and we're trying to find a parking spot we went to five different parking spots right we have like a parking section a parking section and a long parking section and then we got another farther parking section that we kind of don't

want to park in because it's more of the other building we're cruising down okay here's two spots that we can't park in because people don't know how to park we go back around like are they double parked or yeah they're just parked at a fucking angle taking taking up two spots yeah and it's like too tight to get in like they just like in the snow like they might start sliding and then they don't instead of backing up yeah and just like re-pulling in and lining up straight they just like fucking nose in and they're just parked like this and i'm like okay well the ass and you could park a fucking semi in if you parked at the back of the cars you could park a fucking some of them are parked so bad you can almost take a car and parallel park it that's crazy rear end to rear end i have a picture that i'll send there and we can put a drop it in the podcast okay send if you send it to me i'll but

we probably should uh block out their license plate that might be i can cover it up in snapchat or something um but yeah like you could literally almost parallel. So here's the ass in one car and here's the ass in one car. The front ends are like this far apart, but the asses are like this and you could parallel park a car in them. It's like in when it's like actually really snowy, you know, and it's like fresh snow. I get it. Lines are hard to see and get it out your sister i don't know but they've scooped spots it's one thing if you're like in a parking lot for like i think you were with me when we went to menards and like the entire thing is open everything is

everything is covered and you you physically can't see the lines. Yeah. But there's no cars to use as a frame of reference. But it sounds like in your parking lot, there's plenty of cars that you can use as a frame of reference. And especially if you have an island that's rectangular. Yeah. That you know the spots are perpendicular to the drive part okay and

the other thing is you can kind of tell exactly where all the parking spots are because cars were parked there and when it really snowed so there's a huge there's a huge mound of fucking snow pretty much on every line and there's kind of a lower spot which and there's like some spots that are really deep which and i typically try to be nice i have a pickup with four-wheel drive so i'll back into those and with people with cars they can park in the fucking scooped ones you're like i'm trying to be nice but i also want to drive through that snow exactly but but I don't, there's at least like you have an idea of where the fuck the parking spot is. And if you've been living here for a while,

you know, we don't park at 45 degree angles here. So I think it was just people being fucking lazy and they just pull in and they're like, we'll all be all right. It's like, okay, but we just got an email from our fucking apartment

complex because they like to bitch about everything under the sun and they're like if you weren't parked illegally or i don't know taking up two parking spots or blah blah blah blah parked in front of the garages or somebody else's garage or you will be towed and we will not reimburse you i'm like okay if you guys are talking the fucking game let's get it done please i want to fucking park somewhere so we had to end up parking like at a complete different building and i'm like this is so fucking stupid they need to assign parking and have a few spots for public parking do you want my analysis i want i want that what that means so we're gonna implement our other uh new featured segment section segment section

this section will be a segment about psychology with Jake, a.k.a. What that mean. A.k.a. what that mean. So, the short answer is people suck. convoluted answer i would say people like to take advantage of certain circumstances in life because people that suck um they pull in there and they're like well i can't see the line so it's either it's not my fault because someone didn't do a good enough job of clearing the lines um but it's also like you said a certain amount of laziness because they're like well the roads are bad i'm already struggling to drive in these conditions so i'm just going to do the

best i can to kind of throw my car into the spot and well it's close enough so i'm just going to do the best I can to kind of throw my car into the spot and well it's close enough so I'm just going to leave it because well the conditions are different than normal day so I can park different than a normal day it's no excuse I mean you you know what you're doing is wrong and you know that you're probably crooked and you could just take a few more seconds out of your day to three point park it and pull it in straight. But they know that they have an excuse now to where they can just stop what they're doing and not put any more effort in and technically be like, well, I didn't know where the lines were.

Well, it's kind of like even at Spencer's apartment where there was a spencer's apartment was a whole different thing his was like that's what i'm saying like when people were physically stuck yeah and when it wasn't when it wasn't scooped okay i understand you're driving a car yeah you might have a job that requires you to get there it's not your fault you don't have a four-wheel drive car because not everybody can afford one but then that kind of gives you an excuse but we've had no snow for a week now your excuse is kind of thrown out the fucking window yeah like there's no excuse all the snow is packed you're not going to get stuck you can figure it out really there's no excuse to begin with but now especially that things are getting cleared yeah well and then like the other day they so that was that was another thing on their email was if you have a car that is broke down and it hasn't moved

and over they give it two weeks if you don't move your vehicle within two weeks, they'll tow it. So I'm coming home the other day and our roads are pretty tight. Like usually one person has to get over and not in the wide spots and let one person go. These guys have the shittiest trailblazer. Entire thing is just rusted the fuck out. They're trying to jump it in the middle of the street they pushed the car out they built snow ramps on either side and they were taking dirt bikes over it yeah no i would have joined in i would have joined in i would have joined in then but they

like which oh shit they kind of didn't have a choice but they like pushed it out of the parking spot and instead of like pushing it out and turning it it's like make it so people can drive by no they just pushed it straight out into the fucking deal and so i turned to go like where i need to park and there's just a fucking car blocking the entire road i I'm like, okay. And so I sit there for a minute and they're just like running around the vehicle and one guy goes and just waves to me like, hey, what's up, dude?

So I drive around them on the fucking sidewalk and grass and I drive back down. I'm like, you guys are fucking idiots. And then they ended up pushing the car back in the spot. Anyways, that's it for Cam Rant section. Okay, that was okay.

Yeah, that was a nice little rant. Do you feel better? Yes, very much. Hey, leave a comment if you've had a similar experience or if you can attest to what Cam's been going through. But on a serious note, much more serious than the segment we just had, I've got a very serious question for you.

What? Should we get another keg for the Super Bowl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last year we got a keg for the Super Bowl, but I don't know what happened. We only had, for the actual Super Bowl party itself, there was only three of us

drinking out of it. We got Michelob Ultra. We got a small keg. We got a small keg. A pony keg, as they're called. That's what they're called? Yeah, the one we got was... Well, you can get a buzz ball,

which is like... What's the buzz ball? The buzz ball is the keg as they're called that's what they're called yeah the one you get a buzz ball which is like what's the buzz ball the buzz balls the keg that's like round like that's really small but it's like this big yeah and then they have the pony keg and then they have the big behemoth a regular keg yeah those are 16 yeah but we need to actually make sure see we, we were like, yeah, let's get a keg. And everybody's like, yeah, sure, we'll drink out of it. And then everybody that showed up brought their own alcohol and were like... A pony keg is 7.7 gallons. So, a half keg.

Yeah, yeah, that's what we got. Wait, no, no, no. What? Yeah, that'd be about right. A quarter. Quarter slim barrel. so a half keg yeah yeah that's what we got wait no no no what? yeah that'd be about right a quarter quarter slim barrel um and then a 16 is a half barrel what?

16 gallons? that's what this diagram is saying what's a full barrel then? 16 and a 8 no not 16 gallons 16 and an 8. No, not 16 gallons. 16 and 1 8 inches. Full keg. That's like 16 gallons.

Size. A full keg is 15.5 gallons. So I don't know why that was saying half. I don't know. Unless it thinks that a barrel, like an actual barrel, is considered a full size So I don't know why that was saying half. I don't know. Unless it thinks that a barrel, like an actual barrel, is considered a full size. I don't know. So we got a seven-galloner for the Super Bowl party last year. And there was only three of us drinking out of it.

And so I can't remember. But I think it's like. Yeah, but Cole didn't drink much because he brought, like, what he usually drinks. So it was mainly you and I. Yeah, he was helping us. So we did not get very far. He was helping us because we're like, we just bought a fucking keg.

Half keg. A half keg. And we're like, which a half keg for two people? Because about a gallon... A little less than half. A gallon of beer is about like four beers we decided we did a math on.

No, because a gallon is 128 ounces. But yeah, we... Ten. Ten beers? Ten beers is a gallon. A full-size cake, that might be a lot 16 gallons 15 point whatever i know but i was like i was aiming for i was like thinking that you know so it's like i was so we got a half so we got a half gallon for the super bowl party last year and um we had a lot extra and if you've ever

purchased or rented a keg before you you basically you purchase the beer that goes inside it you've bought that you've purchased the beer but the keg and the tap slash and pump are rented and you only get your money back for the rental assuming you kept them in good condition and didn't damage them you get that money back once you return them but since you bought the beer that's inside it you're not going to return it until all the beer is gone yeah so for like the next week week and a half after you Super Bowl, I would come home from work and just start drinking keg beer. And I would come over and split wood and try to help. We were, and this is, yeah, we were splitting a lot of wood at this time and drinking beer anyways.

But, like, I was drinking, like, six beers a day right after work when I'd get home trying to get this beer finished i mean it was i'm not gonna say it wasn't enjoyable but it's not a part of me was like feeling forced to do it because i'm like i'm trying to get this because it was like 150 deposit or some shit yeah but that's right so i was thinking about this but this year we're definitely gonna have some more guys there yeah and the this is good. The podcast can be on here. They can see what's going through our head. Sorry, English is hard.

The podcast is on here. But I was... The listeners are listening into the podcast that we are currently filming. All two of them. Hey. I'm just kidding. But I was saying, if we get a full size, because I think it would be kind of cool to roll in

with a full size. Okay, we need to be practical here. We can't just get a full size just because it's cooler. That's um, yeah. And I was like, well, I think if we got another half with the amount of people we'd have, we'd be able to maybe finish it. Oh, we'd finish it easy would we though seven gallons like six beers a day for a week but it's about seven six gallons

no it's seven gallons 7.7 gallons that's if there's seven people that drink a gallon yeah that's what i'm saying a gallon a person you me cam spencer ben if cole comes other ben comes trace you know maybe if trace comes if we can convince him to come i mean yeah that would be i think a half keg would be perfect that'd be about a gallon a person if we finish it great and we've all had like 10 beers so we've had plenty yeah let's do it because i think we we got mick ultra and i think it was like i think it was like a hundred bucks for just the beer itself well the other thing is is we're gonna have it in the basement and you know how heavy an actual keg is a full-size keg twice the weight of the one we had last time. I don't want to carry it down the stairs.

I don't either. I think the last one we carried... Well, we fucked up on the last one, didn't we? Didn't we put the ice in in the kitchen? I can't remember. And we had to carry the whole thing down? No, I think we put the ice in the bucket in the basement. No, we didn't even pour the ice in, did we?

Oh, yeah, we had ice in it. I know, but I thought we just set the bags in it. No, we poured ice in it. I'm sure I have pictures of it. That make older, baby. But I did have the pump broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The nozzle. Oh, was the that was the

other thing that added to this the the so you tap it you it's like a little like quarter turn thing and then there's a pump on top that pressurizes it and then there's a little lever with a little nozzle and you pull the lever and then it squirts the pressurized out. We need to watch a video on how to perfect it. Well, we, I mean, we had it down. The lever itself went, it broke off. The little plastic piece went, went. So then we had to take up pliers.

And every time we had to fill the beer, I had to set the beer down on something cause I needed two hands cause I was doing a lot of this on my own. Are we going to go up there so I can walk through the entire store again? Yeah. And then we can walk around and test shit. Yeah. Now, now that you're 21, You didn't hear shit.

So I would have to put the glass down and I would hold the tube and then I would take a pair of rusty pliers. There was this tiny, tiny little piece of plastic that I had to pull out to let the beer flow through. And I would like, and I would have to fill the little plastic cup up every time i wanted to fill it up with beer and i'm like i'm trying to get rid of this beer and then i was 100 doing it i would come inside and um i would like totally not be like still beer like i was like i'm waiting for it to be foam i'm waiting for the foam and i would like pick it up and feel it every time and there's like the ice is now melting at this point it's sitting in water but it was cold water i mean it's in february so it's still it was still staying plenty cold but like i'm feeling it and

you just got getting lighter you just started getting more excited when it started floating every time you one glass it just like comes up just like an eighth of an inch i was testing i was testing the weight of it and i was just praying to see foam and then believe it or not i came over and i walked in jake's garage and he was just doing a keg stand on it by myself i had my pliers i had to put my feet up on the wall and i just had my pliers and i was pulling the pliers with my mouth on the nozzle i want to get a full keg just to see. I bet 100% Spencer. See, you keep wanting to get a full keg just for the meme of it. Just so you can look cool on social media.

I 100%. I just want to take a picture next to a keg. I don't even care if it's full. I don't even care if it's real. I don't even post anything on my Instagram. I know, but I'm just saying. I just want to see how many of our friends we could get to do a cake stand. Ben would do one.

All of them. I'm sure all of them would. I don't think it would take much persuading this group of gentlemen. At Koza, there was a guy that always did a cake stand at this one tournament. And I was sitting out there one time. He just walks up. He's like, what's up? I'm the cake stand guy.

I was sitting out there with these gals that were running it and uh because i was handing out sandwiches when they came to like the tent and he's like yeah i'm ready to do a cake stand and this motherfucker sat up there forever and this chick's just sitting there with the pump just fucking i don't need to say anything. You are already there. I know you're already there. Who do you think is going to be in the Super Bowl this year? Well, we've got the Chiefs.

It's Baltimore. Chiefs are playing the Ravens. And then the Lions are playing the 49ers. Do you think the Lions have what it takes? Do you think they're going to pull it out? I'm kind of hoping it's a... I think the Lions have it in them. Who's the underdog?

Fuck it. This year, we went for probably the lions we went for kansas city last year but i think i want to go for the underdog this year well the lions have never won a super bowl they've never been to a super bowl so if they win their next game it will be history let's run it with the Lions. Fuck it. Fuck it, let's run it. Yeah. I do need to go to the casino, though. Where did that come from?

Bet money. Betting money? Betting money. I don't know if you can sports bet at the casino. Or can you? We really need to go back to the casino because I haven't been there since they've technically made it a casino i've only ever been there when it was like um bailey's been getting whatever because you talk about fucking the bank shop machine every chance

you get no um so the other day we went well yesterday we went to the cheerleading competition and they had a bank shop machine in the lobby and you were like hold on yeah link and Christian they just had a fucking slot machine in the lobby no I their card machine there was one lady was paying with card and it looked like it took forever

and so I got out a five dollar bill out of my gambling funds all the cash in my5 bill out of my gambling funds. All the cash in my wallet. Shut the fuck up. I call that my gambling funds. So once that hits nothing. Any cash you have in your wallet is considered gambling money? No, I went and I went at the Buffalo Wings and Rings.

I got $40 out and that was my starting. I was like $40 to pad the account. And then I ended up winning 30 at Buffalo Wings and Rings. Then I won 20 at the bowling alley. We all know. So now I'm up to 80. Oh my

God. You've doubled your money. Doubled it. So now you can take 40, put it back in the bank, and now you've got fuck around money because it's technically free money. Girl math. I didn't think about that. No, I'm just going to keep going so then I can go to the highest paying out one at the casino

that's like $90,000 if you hit the jackpot and I can just run one of our bets. You know what? I'm not going to belittle you because I have no idea what's there. I'm just assuming that they don't have any slot machines that are paying out 90 grand if you hit the jackpot i bet you do bet something else something else i've every single time i've won on them i put five dollars in and turned it into two times you've won yeah it's every single time i've won hey the two times i've Yeah. It's good. Every single time I've won. Hey.

The two times I've ever sat down. I've played them twice this week. And you've had 100% success rate. Yeah, exactly. Except if you fuck up. You only have a 66% success rate. Hear me out. Hear me out. One at the bowling alley, it wasn't like the ones we've been playing that we're used to.

And I'm just like, I don't even know. I was like, I don't know how to fucking win. I'm just looking at the bottom left corner. And if it says I got winnings, I got winnings. I'm sitting in between you and Ben.

And I look over at your screen. You're just like, I don't know what's happening. You're like, come on, come on, come on. And I'm like,

you're like, I don't know what's that. You're like, come on, come on, come on. And I'm like, you're like, I don't know what's happening. Well, that I figured out. So it had a bunch of fireballs, and you had to get like a certain amount of them to win so many of them. Usually as long as you can read, you can know if you're doing well or not. Yeah. And so it popped up.

But Cam's like, I just like the pretty picture. It's like get four of the fireballs, win four. Get them all, win them all. And so I was like, and then it kept going up from there until like all of the spots. And so I'm sitting there and I'm like spinning, spinning. And I'm like, man, this is looking fucking good. I keep getting two on every spin. And then they're like, it comes down to I need one more to get all of them.

And I fucking roll it and it doesn't hit. And I'm like, well i need one more to get all of them and i fucking roll it and it doesn't hit and i'm like well at least i still get all of these and they was like i didn't really realize how much it actually was gonna pay out until you're like let's go wait how much is it gonna be well because i was just like okay that's 70 cents that's 70 cents that's 70 cents, that's 70 cents, that's 70 cents, that's 70 cents. Which they had it all in cents for some reason. Makes sense. At 70 cents. But yeah, it had like 71, 75.

You want money? That's all that matters. Wait, no. That's because it goes up to 100, not 60. What? Nothing. Nothing. Scratch that. Anyways, on to our next not 60. What? Nothing. Nothing. Scratch that. Anyways, on to our next topic because that was just dumb. What are you talking about? I was just thinking, I was like,

why did they have it going up to 71 cents when 60 cents is a dollar? You're thinking in terms of a minute, 60 seconds. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. But anyways, yeah, and then like the whole screen was like, I had a hour like a dollar 25 75 cents 75 cents dollar two dollars and i'm like then it starts like grabbing them all and like adding them all up on the screen i'm like oh my fucking god that's a dollar i'm just so excited i'm like man i got like 600 dollars here 75 cents you're like that's a dollar and 15 cents so um off the so so what do you think about girl math the idea of girl math it's so fucking stupid it's so fucking stupid is this gonna be another camera it's i just wanted to see what you know i

i'm not ranting about it i get what they mean but it's like they think i just it gives me the chuckle fucks honestly bailey comes home she's like babe guess what i got starbucks today and i'm like oh my god just like every other day and she's like well yeah but today i use my tips cash so technically it was free i'm like it's not free so i was kind of jokingly saying i had a i had a girl math moment um when i was up in south dakota i really needed a new pair of work boots and there was like these really nice i was at a duluth store and there was some really nice boots there, but they were like 250 bucks.

And I was like, that's just too much for how much shit I'm going to put them through. I just can't in good conscience spend that much money on a pair of work boots. I know we're going to get put through the ringer. So I walked out of that store and I didn't get any boots. So I was like, I just made $250 because I was gonna spend that money store and I didn't get any boots. So I was like, I just made $250 because I was going to spend that money, but I didn't. So I made $250.

Girl math. Well, the other thing that drives me nuts about him is Bailey come home and she's like so excited. She's like, well, technically my $8 Starbucks drink was free because I used cash. And then also me at the bowling alley. I'm like, Jake's sitting there ordering pizza so we can go get cash and then also me at the bowling alley i'm like jake's sitting there ordering pizza so we can go get it and then go home and i'm like all right i'm gonna go throw one more dollar in there and she's like what about our wedding i'm like it's a fucking dollar that's a drop in the bucket i'm like a dollar can't buy you shit maybe a sucker that's one drop of gas in the

bucket well and then she just anytime i want to go buy something she's like do you really need it hmm do you really need it you're like so if i was using tip money that i can buy whatever the fuck i want because it technically doesn't count. And then she just always goes and buy something. She's like, girl math. I'm like, okay. So one time I bought something that I didn't really need. I bought a new game on my PlayStation and she's like, why the fuck did you do that?

I'm like, boy math. I don't know because I wanted it. What's boy math. I don't know because I love with, should we come up with something for boy math? Yeah. Uh,

boy math, boy math is, I don't know, I just wanted it. What would be boy math? Here's an example of boy math. I got an example of boy math. So, I hate having to, we bring this game up certain times in the podcast, and I kind of hate myself for it, but it's a game i've been playing recently and this is an example of this is the best example of boy math i can think of okay fortnight okay fortnight is a free game that makes a lot of money because they add skins in the game well if you don't know what fortnite is yet for which you can buy

um using real money you can buy v bucks which is like the currency in fortnite and then you can buy skins with them the way i have it figured or any game like that that was free or if i had a discount on it video games are normally like 60 dollars that's cheap for so the way i think about it is like if you spend 60 dollars worth on vbucks to buy skins then you're just breaking even because it's as if it was just the normal price of a normal game no i'd buy another game. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Since the game was free, if I spend $60 on the game, it's as if I just purchased a normal video game. Okay. I got another example. That was a good example. My example of boy math is I play a video game for like two days, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to play the shit out of this game. And then I buy the whatever it is but technically like a battle pass like Rocket League has a rocket pass.

Only if you are planning on playing the shit out of the game. To get your money's worth out of the battle pass. No, but see, I'll just buy them and then I just get bored of the game like Fortnite. When we started playing it a lot, when the old map came out, I was like, fuck it, I'm buying the Battle Pass. And then I played it for until the old map came out. Well, sometimes they'll have like throughout the Battle

Pass, they'll have, you can get 100 V-Bucks and if you get all the way through it you'll have enough to buy the next one. But yeah, like I bought Sieges. I'm like, been playing Rainbowges i'm like been playing are there skins in that yeah really well like outfits uniforms for the for the different um operators operators like weapon skins and shit yeah ben is notorious for bookie ben is notorious for putting money into video games like i don't

even want to know how much he spent on gta like shark cards yeah or whatever i like honestly and mckenna stop listening probably thousands of dollars well and the moment we got him to start playing Farming Simulator, I shit you not, the first thing he said when he was loading into the game, he goes, are we spending real money in this game or what? And I'm just like, well, you don't really need to because like all the mods or whatever that you could, you would in a normal video game need money for how do you actually spend money like oh like buying packs like there are certain in like add-ons like dlcs that are yeah by the game itself yeah what is it giants it's giants there's certain uh dlcs made by giantsants software that you have to pay money for. But it's kind of pointless when there can be user-created mods that you can download for free that are in the game. Well, I play Call of the Wild the Hunter with my dad and brother.

Which every add-on is kind of cheap. It depends on the size of it but like a map if you want to get a new map on that game they come out with like new dlc maps like new zealand was like a newer one you can go play it and like hunt new zealand is like it's like 5.99 they come out with like new weapons they put them in there it's $1.99 and i was talking to my dad i'm like hey you got this map yet and he's like yeah i got all of them i got every add-on i got another example of boy math that also pertains to video games if you if you are of the mindset that if you occupy yourself in your little gaming room okay this is actually some decent advice

okay if you take the time to occupy yourself in your gaming room playing games for a few hours you are preventing yourself from going out and spending money on other stuff true so if you're like fuck it i'll buy this 30 game let's say and i'll play it for a week and that'll save me from i'm bored what should we do let's go to the mall and i'm gonna buy a pair of sweatpants for 50 because I'm bored and it's an impulse buy. Yeah. You think about it like that. No. The longevity.

Yeah. Occupy yourself with stuff you already own. Speaking of which, I got something to add on to that. Boy, man. Bailey's always like, I want to go shopping at the mall. I'm like, I'm not going. I refuse to go to the mall unless I need something. Because then you'll buy something you don't need.

Exactly. I always fucking go. And it's my number one issue. Everybody else around me is shopping. And I don't know what it is with my brain. But something I feel like I just get this like sense of urge to like I'm like, oh, man, I could use these. And I like paint the picture of, oh, man, I could use these and wear these all the time. It's called. Impulsivity, but like I have ADHD, I go there with the mindset of, yeah, I don't want to buy this and then everybody else like Bailey's

shiny and you're like Bailey's with me and is buying something and I'm like you're like well I don't want to waste my time and not buy something I'm here and she gets so mad at me because I never want to go shopping with her but it's like hard wired in my head I just

I figure out what I want and like I'll like tell myself okay like when i go to like the fort i could it'll work i could spend so much money in there because i love buying boots and i love my jeans that i get from there exactly everything else but i tell myself i'm going for work boots and i'll walk into the work boot section and i will stay there and i will look at them and then i'll find the ones i want. And I fucking instantly leave. But you take Bailey anywhere. And she's like.

Let's fucking walk around the store six times. Like we haven't already seen it. Because they have the ability to. I'm not trying to generalize women. That's a slippery slope. I don't know how women shop. That's what shopping is. You go to a store and you look at stuff that you would maybe like to get at some point.

Versus a guy, we are of the mindset that we're here. Let's get something done. If I'm here, I might as well buy something while I'm here. And a girl is content with being like that looks cute you know maybe i'll come back or maybe i'll try to look for it somewhere else or maybe i'll get it somewhere else maybe i won't get it at all but a guy you're just like i might as well get something while i'm here in in some instances this isn't i've got a cut and uh copied example for everything i don't know. I feel like I'm decent with money.

I sometimes spend money on stupid shit. Like, since I've been 21 and not for very long, I've, like... For the last month. I've... I have so much alcohol in my fridge. It's so bad. Because I go to the store and I'm like man that looks i could buy that now that looks really good and i can buy it i want to try it i want to like i want to find new shit

that i like okay there's nothing wrong with it it's legal perfectly legal exactly but then i have 30 different kinds of fucking beer in my fridge and then i go to the store and i'm like man that sounds good bring it over i i'm i'm gonna stop i'm gonna stop buying beer i swear to god you're 21 i'm done buying beer you can bring beer over to me now okay not that i ever bought you beer before you were 21 i i you have no proof i'm gonna bring you all the the moose drools i can't i don't know what it is with them i cannot drink them are those the ones that are pretty dark are they dark yes but i don't get it because i like dark beer you do but just not those well yesterday i went and my my I'm not going to say it

I've seen vanilla bean blondes have you ever had those? like a blonde ale? vanilla blonde ale? yeah it's like does it have a little picture of like a vanilla like cone on it? yeah yeah yeah yeah

that's pretty good I've had that so I got them and I've been I like ales and blondes I'm such a domestic guy that i need something kind of frilly for my uh craft beers well that's what i'm saying like if i'm going on a craft beer i'm not like fucking all like i feel like cole which is somebody that enjoys craft beers right it's like

he hands me one of his i'm like dude that's fucking terrible but it's like on the because he's acquired a taste for that level of that different flavor it's like on that far end you know who's a we're gonna have a good summer because you know who's a good a besides cole uh craft beer connoisseur who mr rich nelson i was at his house last night this is lena's father who i'm sure he doesn't mind me mentioning his name um especially in the constant this context we were there i watched like half of the chiefs game there we went over there last night and had some chili for supper i had like three different craft beers and i was just like these are all fucking good. There was a farm girl. There was a, like, there was like a Bavarian cream ale, something like that. He was drinking a Wyoming beer.

It's like every, he has one can of everything and is cooler somehow. He's just got this crazy wide assortment. And why I'm saying we're going to have a good summer this year is because I think that on one of these hot days you and bailey gotta come out and swim with lena and i oh 100 we'll have some craft beer but see that's where i'm like and that's what's killing me is knowledge is power i feel like to me which in this instance it's like that that's saying that's kind of stupid in this instance, it's like that, that's saying Scott, that's kind of stupid in this instance, but like necessarily, but we went to like fireworks grill and their main seller is like craft beers.

Drinking beer is a hobby of yours. Yes. So there's nothing wrong with expanding the knowledge on something. Yeah. I want to test my palate. So it's a weird, elegant way of saying you're an alcoholic is saying i have a hobby of drinking beer i'm gonna start saying that and it's like i'm not an alcoholic something is satisfying to me when somebody's like man i don't really know

what to get and i'm like have you tried kinkaders that is that's kind of you know their sun beast it's kind of it's super good it's you know it's got a sweet flavor if you like kind of beer, you'll like this kind of beer because I know what both of those taste like. I'm not an alcoholic, but I just – Like, something drags me to it, and that is fucking killing my bank account right now. Well – Because I go into especially like a liquor store like Distill where they have a shit ton of them, and it was like the Moose Drool. Like, I didn't see the Kinkader. I've been craving Kinkader.

And I'm like, man, I want to try something. You should actually go to Kinkader in the hay market. I'm down. Okay. I was like, I,

so I want to start expanding it. But when you're, it's, I would, I think I'd rather go to a bar or something or a brewer because you can get a flight. Right. So you can actually taste it and see what you like. And not have to drink six beers to try out six beers. Yeah.

Like I bought the Moose Drool and it came in a six-pack and I drank two of them. And I'm like, okay, well, I have to choke these down. I will drink them. It's not gonna like because what happens if you don't like it when you're trying something new yeah now you spend all this money on now you have five beers like it's like the moose drool like yeah i can drink it but i just don't like it so i just i don't like it then you're not enjoying yeah i'm not the experience of drinking it yeah and so i ended up getting vanilla bean blondes and i grabbed i was

like well look they got snowbees here and i've been fucking craving snowbees ever since i had one at that restaurant and i'm like so good okay well i got these and i grabbed these and now i got vanilla blonde and kinkader and i got how much drool did you get a four pack i just get a four-pack? I just got a four-pack of Kinkader. How much is a four-pack of Kinkader? So I got my friend. I'm not going to say his name because I don't know if he would care. Yeah, whatever. But I got his son's gift, which was like $25, probably after tax. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. $26.

And I got a six-pack of vanilla bean blondes. And then I got a four pack of concator so it was like 53 bucks my total damn so yeah that's tough a 10 craft beers eight that's up i bet it was probably eight for the concator and probably 10 for the six pack of vanilla beans i don't know but those are both delicious those are fucking those are fucking um but yeah i don't know i'm just like we went to fireworks and i was like they had a flight and i'm like fuck, fuck it. Let me create my own. All right.

This one sounds good. This one sounds good. This one sounds good. This one sounds good. I tried them all and I'm like, these are fucking delicious. But you need to go with that one because she likes making flights and she likes craft beer. Well, I think if I don't want to sound like a hater, but whenever I drink a craft beer, I'll be like, yeah, it tastes like beer. It tastes like a different kind of beer.

But the other thing is, I feel like when I'm drinking... I'm not like, mmm, yes, I can taste the cedar wood and... No, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I just... The cranberries. The other thing is, I like to drink a decent amount of beer. You're about to say, I like to drink a decent amount of beer. You're about to say, I like to drink a decent amount of beer. A lot of beer. I like to drink a decent amount.

I like to drink a decent amount of beer. I like to drink so much that I'm... Not thirsty anymore. But it's like, which as you would think i just turned 21 so every 21 year old's like yeah i'm gonna get fucked up which i do a decent job of managing myself i think but it's like you're trying to drink craft beers and you could really suffer debate you could really really get yourself in trouble with craft beers well yeah some yeah. Some of them are like 14%. Yeah.

They range anywhere from like, I feel like on a low end, like six. It's like a low end. They can go up to like, like I said, 14. When I had the Concatore Snow Beast with a brown sugar cinnamon rim. I gotta get there. You gotta try it. I need that. I've got to get there. You've got to try it. I need that. We need to go get some.

We'll do one of these things. Let's go right now. I'm just kidding. Next podcast. That'd be a good segment for next podcast. Okay. We can try those on set. Okay.

If the Magic Mini Fridge produces them. Yeah. If not, Magic Mini Fridge will just override you. Yeah. But I had a... It's a Trivoli. It's a Colorado brewing company, and it said a light. I'm like – I mean, I like light domestic beers. I like pretty much every domestic beer.

You can throw a domestic beer in front of me, and I'll drink it. And I'm like, man, this is kind of cool. Okay, this is a brewing company out of Colorado. I've never heard of this one. And I'm like, it's kind of cool okay this is a brewing company out of Colorado I've never heard of this one and I'm like it's probably gonna taste like much light it says light I get it and it's like eight percent and I'm and I was sitting there and I'm drinking it and I was like I had that and I was orderingints, and she kept bringing me talls. And then I had another, like, Snow Beast, and I was having all these craft beers, and I'm like, man, I haven't eaten shit today.

I am buzzing like a honeybee. I need some fucking food. But watch yourself with fucking craft beers. You could get yourself in a world of hurt. Zane, man, them world of hurt. Zane. Man, them cut waters hit. No shit, they're 11%. They're fucking 10%.

Is that what he was saying? Man, them cut waters hit. He was sitting on the couch. He's like, man, them cut waters hit. I'm like, no shit, Sherlock. They're 11 fucking percent. Jesus Christ. People say like 8% on alcohol,

and they're like, well, 6 is only... These are 8%. 6 is only 2% away from it. And then they're like... That's more boy math. Yeah. Well, it's only 2% more. And then you drink one and you're like,

oh, fuck. They're only 2% more and I only drank 6 cans. So it's really only like... I feel like boy math comes into play a lot when you're dealing with alcohol percentages. Also this summer, you know what I think would be fucking hilarious? What? Getting like, I don't know.

I want to see how many white claws we can kill as a group. Okay, I'm sure that could be arranged. Now that they come out with the 24 packs of white claws. I kind as a group okay i'm sure that could be arranged now that they come out with the 24 packs of white claws i kind of forgot about that yeah let's run it i i'm learning though i'm learning learning what to pick like what everybody likes instead of just what i like because then i'll buy a total pack of what i like and i'm like well i'm only instead of just what I like because then I'll buy a 12-pack of what I like. And I'm like, well, I'm only going to drink six tonight, you know, because I got to go home. Well, yeah. Hey, look. I can get a 24-pack, split it between four people that are going to drink it, and look how cheap it is.

It's, like, six bucks a person. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm getting beer. Like, I know Spencer likes Natty Light. I like Natty Light. Cam's a garbage disposal. Alright, I think that's going to do it. Thank you guys for watching and tuning in to this lovely episode.

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Thank you guys for watching, and until next time, if you break even on your... What do you call it? Your pad? What do you call it when you have the cash in your wallet? It's my bank account.

My gambling expenses. No, no, no. What did you say? You're padding your something. If you get cash in your wallet, use it for gambling. And if you break even, roll that shit over. And buy a cake for Super Bowl Sunday. Don't be a pussy.

Roll that shit over, baby. Roll it. Peace out. A-town. You said that a couple... You already said that joke before. I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm pretty sure you did that like two ago and I started going