Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 27: Special Surprise (feat. Maggie & Ben Wolf)

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Kam and Jake are treated to a surprise appearance by Jake's sister Maggie and brother-in-law Ben, who come bearing gifts! The four of them sit down for our first multi-guest episode! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Is the is the magic mini fridge like a has it watched all our previous episode like has it uploaded the information? So it knows what we drink What the fuck What we have a special guest entering the podcast. We just opened beers. You guys want one? That's not a what? It's not a cowlick. Well, I guess in the front. Welcome to the Do It Fart Podcast.

That's Cam. I'm Jake. And we are... The Grass Daddies. To go back to what we were just saying, I'm pretty sure a cowlick is no cowlick is just where your hair grows weird yeah i think you're right because like my i my one little cousin for the longest time had a cowlick and it was like i don't even know how to describe it it was like it was the front on one of the sides. I have a weird cowlick like right here. See, that's what I thought they were, was that little thing in the little spot where it spirals out. I don't know.

I think that would be considered a cowlick. I don't know. But my mom would always get pissed because when I was a little kid. Can you turn the brightness down on these? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was a little kid, I'd always scratch at it and pick at it, and i'd get a scab and then my scalp would start to bleed yeah cool story bro adhd let me tell you um so we wanted to talk about our last weekend because oh yeah we did something something extravaganza we had a pretty good time um going to a little uh bar called cappies and um but before we get into that is there anything we need to is there anything we need

to talk about or address any current events that have happened in our lives since the last time we convened current events do you know what a current event is um it's an event that's happening happening currently happening currently is there anything going nice as fuck outside i don't know it is really nice outside it's 60 degrees it is the last day of January, and it is 60 degrees outside, which is... Tits. Some might say due to climate change, but others... We have an activist in the room with us because we are testing out a... We're retesting out the Canon camera we've tried using before. Yes. we're we're retesting out the canon camera we've tried using before um yes apparently our old producer that we fired has got some new ideas and is trying to work back into the position

um and she's trying to prove her worth by uh seeing if she can get this camera to work for us again um we have birds in the air flying in the basement and and to to be frankly honest the the reason why our podcasts have been uploading so late is partly due to the fact that your phone that we record on was just acting a fool well yeah we can't we record on the phone and we can't get it over to the computer and then i was like you know what we can do i went back to my middle school days where you had to have a partner and you had to do like fucking shit on imovie and then you had to send it to each other i was like we can try to use google drive well we started doing that it started working and then i would go and

look at it and then it would just the bar go whoop all the way back to the start. But I got it. At a certain point, I got it. Yeah, that's because I started re-downloading it, and I just quit looking at it because I kind of gave up on it. I was getting so pissed off. Uh-oh, is this a Cam Rant? No. Three minutes and 45 seconds. No, I'm just explaining what's going on.

Usually, we try to airdrop it to the computer. And for some reason, it's... From what's going on. Usually we try to airdrop it to the computer. And for some reason... From Cam's phone to my computer. It's popping up with Jake to airdrop it to. But it's also my phone, which is a weird thing. But it won't pop up on his computer to accept or ignore. So one thing we were using was a a usb that plugs into yeah my mom my mom bought me like a usb that just has a lightning male lightning port on one side and a usb on the

other side yeah and then you just plug it in and it comes up with an app and you just transfer everything over into the app and then you just right into a computer that wasn't working yeah that wasn't working so we had to resort to google drive to try to get it over but we got it up um like a week late so i think we're gonna record are we gonna record a twofer yeah two episodes so we can get back on track so we can get back on track. We're going to record a two for today. I'm thirsty. Anybody home? Did you put Tiki Tac underneath that? Yeah. Is it actually

healthy? A little bit. It's helping it from not sliding off. What do we got? Didn't we drink these in the previous episode? I thought we have to drink something new every other... I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck. It's a... Hey.

Thanks. Hey. Thanks, mini fridge. The black... The black market mini fridge... Oh, see, it's responding to me. Yeah. The black market mini fridge knew it was getting hot, and on our last episode, I think we drank

these on, it was extremely hot. Right. And since we're getting... And it's getting warm outside... Yeah. I can sense it. So does the... It's like the geese. The geese are already starting to fly.

They think they're out of hibernation because it's so nice, but they're really not. Is the magic mini fridge, has it watched all our previous episodes? Has it uploaded the information so it knows what we drank? It has a computer on the back.

Hi. What are you guys doing? What the fuck? We have a special guest entering the podcast. Two special guests. We just opened beers. You guys want one? The Magic Mini Fridge produced a Coors.

Ben will never say no to a beer. It's one of his curses. What is going on? Why are you smiling? What the fuck is your Merry Christmas? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah This is the reason this is this has nothing to do with it This camera had nothing to do... Can you wait till 5 to start recording?

Christmas time is here. Oh. Wait hang on, hang on, don't show me yet. There's so much. They're meticulously wrapped. What in the... Oh, those are bitchin'. What in the...

You know what sucks, though? Will these fit in them? Yeah. Really? Then screw the lid off. See how that works? Can they say grass that way? They're just a little tight in the lip

we may need to I don't know if we need to get a I'm gonna yeah get up there the lighting's kind of bad these are sweet I don't know if this is just listening to your podcast

where you're like I don't even really use koozies because I drink beer so fast? I was like, well, they're already here and happening. These will be good in the summer if nothing else. Now, but you see now we don't have to get wasted on every episode.

The only problem is they won't fit a four loco. Do they even make a koozie big enough to hold up? So, my sister and brother-in-law just walked into the recording studio these are sweet i honestly forgot that i completely forgot that you were getting me a christmas gift and it was late coming in so last day of january my christmas gift finally got here my birthday gift thank you might be a thumbnail absolutely hold it up right here we might be able to get a thumbnail oh yeah baby oh yeah baby come on iphone come on iphone i hope that picks it up i gotta turn it around wait oh, oh. Some grass daddies.

There we go. Engraved. Where did you send this? Yeti would do it. You just tell them. So did you just like take the. All this guy over here. Did you just like take the image?

Like our image or logo? You're looking at me. All this guy. So I was looking at Yeti and I was like Jake you needs one of these can holders and there was one that had like one of Yeti's like already pre-made yeah yeah yeah come back here's like a Sasquatch boombox and it said party animal on it and I was like well that's Jake right there Jake has an affinity for Bigfoots we've told that story didn't we anyways yeah I'm pretty sure we told that story then it came to

me I was like I should put the grass daddy podcast logo on there and I sent it in once and I like this isn't high enough resolution or whatever I just took your guys's thumbnail off the interweb but that is sick yeah yeah I decided a second time but they so cool wait and then i mean i put these in december 11th it took a little bit over the christmas season and then it was supposed to be delivered for like a week and that was when we were getting all that snow so god damn you covid messing up the market high res graphic though uh that is clean. She's high quality. You're going to need to post a picture and put it on our Instagram account.

I will. I would do it right now, but our filming device is currently occupied. So to fill you guys in, we have tried filming with her Canon camera so that we can use an SD card to save onto that and put it directly into my computer. But because we record on Cam's phone and then normally airdrop it, but sometimes it has issues. We were also having issues with Cam having like 2 billion apps downloaded. And so he has like no gigs to work with no it was all that i saved all my all the previous episodes into uh files yeah i didn't know there was a recently deleted section in files that you had to go to and delete them again and so i had 91 gigabytes

of my phone storage taken out by all of our episodes so she texted me today and was like hey um are you guys recording today or tomorrow because i want to you're so i'm so i can't decide if i can't decide if you're really sneaker if i'm that gullible because she goes she goes when are you guys recording because i want to get my nails done. The only thing that crossed my mind was like, why would she care if I was busy to get her nails done? But I was like, we're recording today. And then she goes, I figured out something to do with the camera to make it work. Can you wait until I get off to record?

That was a good one. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, honestly and i was like yeah and i was like honestly i was like perfect because then i can play some xbox until we well you even got me because bailey goes so are you just like going over there after work to like start recording i'm like well lena said she's got something that might help her camera quality so we're gonna wait until five till she gets off work so then we start doing it and you're like i talked to so-and-so and which i did do i did try to figure it out but it wasn't working so i was like all right well so she's like let's record with cam's phone anyways and i'm just like well you can just like sit in there and watch it and

then we can switch over to it and you're like no let's record with cam's because you knew it wasn't going to work and we needed to then record um and so and it says it said low battery i was like should we plug it in she knew that you guys were probably moments away and that we don't need to worry about plugging it in because we're not actually using it um but i saw like the battery thing is down you're like it just says that and i'm just like okay i'm just believing everything you say. That is also true. Half of, part of the reason my lies were so convincing is because

they were also half true. I did ask everyone at work, and Canon does have a defect, where it says the battery is low. So was it working? No, it's not working. Oh, okay. So. Well, we tried. But, hey. No, it wasn't working. Thank you guys. Maggie keeps asking me, when can I be in guest?

I think a guest would greatly benefit the podcast. I feel like I could give a great perspective on you. On what? On our upbringing, on what makes you you based on our childhood experiences and how nice i was to you all the time i remember one time we were in the backyard and she held me down and just spit in my face she held my she pinned my arms down and she's on top of me and just just a line of spit. For no reason. No reason other than that I was breathing.

See, and you always argue that he bullies me. Now I know why. You were the older one picking on him and now I'm the younger one and he's picking on me. I'm taking it on you because of my childhood trauma. And she claims that we always called Taco John's potato alays rubies. That is true. She's like, we always called them rubies because we were like, oh, they're so good. They're like precious rubies.

And I'm like, I don't know if I remember that. They are good, and they are precious, and they're tasty. I don't know if I remember calling them rubies, though. Ruby Tuesdays. Oh. You know, you really got to stop cracking jokes when I'm taking a drink, though. You did that the other day at work. What did I say at work that made you spew everywhere?

I don't know. I just took a nice swallow of Diet Coke, too, and it just all over the windshield, all over the dash of the work pickup. We got to work on that. Cheers, mate. Cheers, brother. Cheers, team. You want a silver bullet? I'm okay.

You've become an avid listener, right? Just on occasion. Hey, we'll take it. On occasion, we'll listen. That's okay. Since we upload so much and we were just putting so much quality content you can only consume so much i mean the average adult person with a nine to five schedule can only listen well you have me as a guest on here and maybe i would be i don't know

i don't i asked my brother if he's to listen he goes yeah i just turn it on and then turn my volume all the way down i'll take it we get we get a full listen a full hour whatever listen and just but he just mutes it yeah i just put it i just open it in a different tab and then i just go to whatever i'm doing oh man these are sweet oh this is amazing i greatly appreciate it guys Lena thanks for the thanks for the sneak attack and the nice the nice surprise I didn't I was utterly surprised

could you hear us coming in no when when we came in here I did hear a noise but I just thought it was Martin's fat ass running up and down the stairs I honestly I did hear a noise But I just thought it was Martin's fat ass Running up and down the stairs I honestly I did hear a noise But then I just thought

It was one of the cats And then when I heard the door start to open I'm like oh Bailey's off early When I first got here I was like I like peeked in the door I didn't see Jake on the couch I'm like Jake I don't know what you're doing And I just like

started walking down the stairs and you got your headset on and i was just standing there because i didn't know if you heard me or not and i didn't really want to be like what's up and scare the shit out of him so i just stood there for like 30 seconds waiting for him to turn around are you Are you going deaf? No, I had my headset on. I did hear you, though. I did hear you. Okay. I might be going partially deaf in some circumstances. Is it only in your right ear? Why?

What's in his right ear? Well, because we've been sitting in the truck all week and i've always been in your right ear yeah it could be that's that's what we've been saying with my dad my dad's like deaf in his left ear now but his chair is on the right side of our living room so any and everything that's going on to his left is probably somewhat of a cause and or um now that he is deaf he's probably like perfect you know well it's probably from a gig for him to be has his chair been there since you guys were like have you guys rearranged your living room at all that's that's his um rocking chair 2.0 he used to have a green chair was it a lazy boy boy? It was like a, I think it was an old lazy boy.

He had that for a hot minute. It was a good chair. It was one of those chairs that had a wooden, that could like come off. The lever? Yeah, the whatever. And then it, like the clickety clackety when you bring it back. Like you could hear it in the basement like if you're in the basement you can like you can hear him when he's going horizontal but so it's always been in that spot yeah as far as i can that's why he's going deaf in his left

ear he has kids on his left yeah that's what i'm saying oh at a certain point we upgraded him i don't know if it was for a birthday or or what but he had a downstairs chair too when the when the basement was all i know is wasn't it the red chair it was the i don't either red or brown see the way and this is the way i feel like it works in most Midwest families, especially extended families. When my grandpa would get a new chair, we got his old chair. I think that happened a couple times. Well, when my grandpa gets a new chair, I hope I get it because he's got the remote. Actually, that chair in my living room so my grandpa used

to have a big red chair which is funny because he loved the huskers we called it like the big red chair whatever that ended up in our basement at one point and then that got upgraded to the green chair which they got rid of and is now in my house. So I have my grandpa's like second chair. Are you thirsty? Those Yeti koozies. They're kind of nice because they're heavy. So now if it was like, babe, you need to slow down. You're going to get fucked up.

I could just be like, look, feel it's half full, but it's empty because they're heavier. That's smart. Then just a normal can see should i give you shit so then i can have a live maggie scolding live on the episode should we should we get them chairs and just have guests on in this episode we can make it work let's do it fuck it we're we're recording a twofer you are we're recording a double episode a twofer what is is blanchie gonna be okay if you guys record what do you do you guys have any agenda tonight nah nah so we made those crunchwrap supremes last hell yeah they were delicious what toppings did you use so we just cooked up the taco meat. We took the extra large.

Here, Ben, sit right here. We took the. Papa squat. Papa squat. This is quite the setup. So Maggie was telling me that you and her have been having like Crunchwrap Supremes. What? Oh.

She said you guys sometimes have Crunchwrap Supremes. What? She said you guys sometimes have Crunchwrap Supremes homemade. Yeah, we've been having Crunchwrap Supremes. Don't be afraid to get in that, Mike. It's not done that way. Jake only gels at me. You gotta kiss it. Should we cut here and then

we can turn up the input volume and test it out? Yeah. Alright, let's do that. Okay, when you Should we cut here and then we could turn up the input volume and test it out? Yeah. All right. Let's do that. Okay, when you... I need to go in here. Everyone. There we go.

That one you... That doesn't help because now there's... You're fine. There's like six claps. All right, ready? That should be it. That's much better. That'd be slight.

Can I get you anything to drink? No, I'm okay. Welcome to the Grass Studies podcast. The same episode. You're actually, well, yeah, we don't need to redo the intro. You're actually not the first guest I've had Ben Schmelling on. But in addition. Excuse me.

I was the first guest ouch couch for you lena your episode was one of my faves thank you i'm so honored so anyways um i don't know what's in here now because we I'm just kidding do you like a Coors Light you want a Coors Light I just said I'm good do you want get a Moscow Mule, please? Would you drink a Moscow Mule? No, I'm okay. You wouldn't. I don't need a water. Do we really need anything that we drink?

I'm fine. I had a lot of water today. You're on the Grass Daddy's podcast, and it's not the podcast. I'm just kidding. I'm terrible at peer pressure. We're like five seconds in, and we're already arguing. So much peer pressure. Welcome, Maggie and Ben Ben to the podcast.

Thanks for joining us. Thanks again for the wonderful... Grass Studies podcast. Engraved Yeti. Well, thank you Ben for... Absolutely. You guys need to be repping. We gotta rep rap gotta represent

I was really impressed by the quality and for it taking so long It would have been really disappointing if it came after such an extended period of time It looks like shit, but it looks good I was holding my breath. It does look really good. That is tip-top For the logos they want you you to use a special vector imaging. Vector imaging? Invert the image to this other thing. Damn, you really went through a lot.

Well, because there's all the different colors, but they just want a black and white image. And so to get it just like that. Like if it's too pixelated, it won't. Right. That's what the first, or the problem was the first time i submitted it but so how did you convert it so that it was there's free software online so that was nice you had to download software and then put the image in not software seriously like a web page i guess but you put the photo in there and then it does it from there and then you can download that file the high def vector image give that to yeti and they did the rest but the whole thing i was holding my breath because it was like at first they're like no we won't do this and then they're like

yeah we will and then it's taking forever to come and i was like i mean there's some stuff on here like the dirt and stuff like i don't know like the dirt yeah the dirt yeah i was like these are actually going to turn out after all this and they don't worry so there's like you know what we'll do we'll just we'll just take a really nice picture and we'll i'll edit it in because i don't know how well of the we'll edit it in and we can post it you know what this reminded me of because uh let's not talk about the bar since they're on here. We'll do that in our part two. Okay.

Like our second episode. Yeah. And then you guys will have to go and listen to it if you want to hear about it. It was greasy. I'm squeezing views out of guests that are coming on. But this, so, you getting getting me this and also i just saw this the other day i still have your one present that i got you oh in our craft room i got the absolute this is such a this is such a christmas gift fail um and i saw it on we were when we were working on that berm on seven talon yeah i think that's

when i bought it i was like on facebook i saw an ad for this thing it looked so cool it was that's where we were because i remember you're sitting in the cart and i was dragging out a tree branch like dude i found the sickest gift for ben so what it was it was this giant metal buck in the in the advertisement that you saw in the ad in the advertisement it was for a metal buck as in deer male deer um with these horns folded out with a with a bow hanging on it and then someone's name like custom like in great not engraved but like cut out in the metal and i was like this is sick and i was like this would be a perfect gift for ben because he bow hunts and this is he's a hunter this is right up his alley and like all all um put his name in it and everything so i i put it in there it is hold on let's wait let's

yeah okay we're kind of going off the rails here a little bit so we we might have to put in audio from the camera up to this point and then switch over to the mic because that'll have better audio and guys this isn't a class this is our first run at having guests this is not a class a experience this is not a five-star hotel experience so it's gonna be a little echoey we got a fucking white table with a burn mark from a sparkler from a couple fourth of julys ago we got all this wood panel great acoustics no it's bouncing everywhere and it's so echoey anyways have you ever considered doing a ring light in here just for like the quality of slay girl a ring light yeah ring lights are for selfies for when it's right up in your face no i feel like any filming like all the tick tock stars they all have ring lights for their it might help because we always have like a bar light

yeah we always have to flip our hats around because that's where our only light source is, is the one light above us. Oh, that's why you have... Because if we have our hats flipped around, then our faces are just shadowed. We can't even see us. We need the voice changers.

A little spooky. Have you seen like the Vice Snapchat stories where there's a guy that was stealing from casinos, and he just has a mask on, but they have a voice changer on, so nobody can tell. He's like, yeah, I've gotten kicked out of all the... I wonder why. 75% of casinos in America.

He would walk in like that? No, he was just doing an interview. He was talking about Anonymous for that interview. Yeah, I'm like, okay. Okay. Anyways, as you were saying... So anyways, there's going to be a cut there, and the audio has now changed, as you're well aware. And apologies for it being a little echoey, but go fuck yourself.

So, back to what I was saying. Anyways. So I was on Facebook. I saw this gift for Ben. I'm like, perfect. I know what I'm getting Ben for Christmas. Because as we can all attest, when Christmas time comes around, you're stressing about what you want to get for your friends and family.

And I'm like, yes. I was so excited and so happy because I nailed his gift. I'm like, this is perfect. I'm going to get it. I'm ordering it. So it has his name. I think it was like 50 bucks. No. I'm almost certain it. I'm ordering it. So it has his name. I think it was like 50 bucks. No.

I'm almost certain it was like 50 bucks. Cause I'm like, this is gonna be... I'm like, a ball out for my brother. You know what I'm saying? I think in... I don't remember what year it was, but there was one year where I definitely, I was like, I spent the most on Ben out of anyone in the entire family.

Cause I usually go to Shields and I get him something. A little nice. So I usually go to Shields and I get him something. A little nice. So I'm going to get this buck rustic like the rustic with like

the metal. I don't even know. It's going to have his name on it and he can hang it up in his man cave and put his name on it and he can hang it up in his man cave and put his name on it it's gonna be so sweet his name on it already came with the name custom and it came late too didn't it come it came super late too so i didn't want to ask about it i well whatever i finally get a package in the mail. It's in pieces. I start unwrapping the pieces and I'm like,

this doesn't look right. Look at how... I mean, look at how puny it is. It's not quite what you described. It looked good on this mini-fridge. So, like... So, like, this part was supposed to be, like, rusted metal. Like like rustic looking and it's just orange and it's um yeah tiny i mean look at my hand compared to it and

you're telling me that this is supposed to you're supposed to like fold one of the horns down and that's what's supposed to fold these up or fold these up and that's what's supposed to hold the bow it's like maybe a little toy bow but not a so what i did was i went and i was like are is this happening to anyone else so i like went and all the comments were like this is a scam this wouldn't hold an arrow like everyone was so pissed i swear to god it, it was like $50. And I'm like, hey. Show it one more time. See, that's why I'm worried. $50. Spencer's got me on TikTok shop.

I've ordered a few things on TikTok shop. Yeah, but it's addicting for one. Two, I don't like to read the small print. Three, uh. So, Ben, Merry Christmas. A screw fell out of it. Why didn't't you get you showed that to him last year why didn't it ever first i've seen it for real i've seen it before was he not here that time that you showed i think i was just so embarrassed i'm like yeah you can still hang it up somewhere yeah that's cool i think what all right alright. I think what happened was I was so embarrassed, I was like,

yeah, it's not even worth me giving it to you, because it's basically nothing. I didn't realize that you had not given that to him. I thought that you... This might have been the year where I was like, I spent the most on Ben out of anyone. That was it. And that's what it was.

That's all that, Dan. And I tried to return it. I tried to return it. I tried to return it, I tried to return it. I tried to return it, and it was just like, you no can return these items. Because it was like some knockoff, fake, like, Chinese, I don't even know. It was like not.

You could hear everybody else in the background, you cannot return these items. Yeah, like, I swear to to god it was it it was they they had taken pictures from something else that was like the real thing so in other words i got scammed yeah well we can make up for it and we gotta take those stars yeah i've never been you've never been to a star never ever still unseasoned i love i'm not gonna say that because that sounds weird i was gonna say i love taking people's stars virginity but that sounds a little weird especially since it's my sister anyway anyways anyways it's a blast i've heard it's fun i cannot say I have not walked out of that stadium sober. Or, like, relatively sober.

I heard a story about you almost, not almost getting kicked out, but someone was, like, insinuating that you should leave, and you're like, fine, then I'll just go. Or, maybe it's a lie. Did we talk about this? That you weren't 21. No, I was. He was.

This was, like, two weeks ago. Three weeks ago. I'm pretty sure we talked about it on here. I think so, but a recap of it, I walked. He was. This was like two weeks ago. Three weeks ago. I'm pretty sure we talked about it on here. I think so. But a recap of it. I walked up to the bar with all of our cups. And I was on my second. This would be my third and fourth beer that I ordered.

And she cut me off. I'm like, I could walk. I was just having a full on conversation with the cop. And he told me, hey, you're going to lose your spot in line. Because we were trying to recreate the cup snake that we made a few weeks before that yeah which was like yay long but zane was walking around with it like fucking twirling it around zane would take a full entire miller light and fucking stick it in the top of it he would get back to her seat there's like a drink left in the fucking thing but I

walk up to the bar perfectly normal can I get two more likes please you're cut off what the fuck she's like I only feel comfortable serving you one it's all because you're a little so then they're like you're swaying so then after that entire thing I came to me and realized that... I thought I was going to sneeze. It might still happen. It was probably because, one, it was $3 Miller Lite draft night. So people were just... I don't know if she was...

We were taking advantage. Well, yeah, for $3. If you're the bartender, I walk up to you and you're like, I don't feel comfortable serving you. Wouldn't you take my wristband? If you didn't feel comfortable serving you, why would you give him one instead of two? Yeah, it doesn't...

But she said, I don't feel comfortable serving you. I don't feel comfortable serving you. We're going to cut you off. She said, I only feel comfortable serving you one. Yes, and then she didn't take my wristband. Like this is going to be your last beer. Like she was doing your face. I'm a degenerate.

I walked to the next bar and I got two more and she sees me walking back like this is going to be your last beer. I'm a degenerate. I walked to the next bar and I got two more and she sees me walking back and then I think she got this old lady She snitched. She snitched on you. I don't know. It's a hockey game though. Seriously.

I should not We were at a game once This is what I use as my basis for what we can get away with there at we were at a game once this is what i use as my basis for what we can get away with there we were at a hockey game there was a group of had to be frat guys yes like five rows behind us they had their shirts off they were chanting fuck 20 you know what they were chanting another guy's number yelling some fuck they also shouted that because a kid from their team's girlfriend just slept with one of their friends and then they went to

the stars game so they were chanting that the entire time and i look over at the security guards and they're laughing and i'm like wow well yeah you can really get away with anything you're like they really don't care. But I feel like anytime you get cut off, it's if you're being belligerent. Yeah. You're trying to start shit or you're acting like an idiot. Yeah. Or you go up to the counter and you like can't even talk.

Yeah. Or if you're like causing a scene or something like that. And you were talking to a police officer before you went up and got your dream. And then the line started leaving me because I was talking to him and he's like, hey, you're going to lose your spot in line. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. Either way. Either way. I would like to go. I think it would be fun.

It's a blast. Yeah. It's something. I don't know, man. Nothing like rooting on 16-year-olds to pummel the shit out of them. When you get into that icebox, something just happens. I've seen people. 16 to 21, that's all a league can be. I didn't know that.

I've seen people. Different countries, too. Good people just change. You see a side of them you never thought you'd see before where they get in that arena, you put a little plastic cup in their hand with draft beer, and they're sitting in that seat, and the fucking thunder

struck is blaring and the lincoln stars thing starts coming down yeah logo there's just it gets the juices flowing man and people just like lena she did not like it at first when she got there and i was like yelling at the other team And she's like I'm just come up, someone skating along the glass, then somebody just, boom! You're like, alright, I'm in this shit now.

Well, you're fairly close. I think a lot of times people have the idea that you go to a sporting event and you're so far away, but you're so close you can see the people's faces. There's a level of intensity. The music. I'm serious. In our section we sit in, we got a good friend, Dave, that owns

like eight season tickets. I hear about Dave. Call me Dave. Dave, you're listening. Dave. Shout out to Dave. You could be the next guest on the Crest Daddy's podcast. Imagine we get Dave in here.

He's got a white beard that's about down to yay. He wears usually his star jersey and his little pass. A lot of times he would have pink sandals on. We should all get together and we should just show up with Dave for a present.

And just don't don't say anything and just let him sit down and watch the game Alex his son's name is Alex yeah

and see how long it takes him to realize that we just have Dave for President shirts on I'm pretty sure his name's Alex anyways

we think it is we think it's Alex you've been to a Stars game yeah a few yeah two or three. It's always a good time.

I love watching hockey. It's an aggressive sport. I don't know why. I think that's the other thing too. It's so aggressive and intense. I like that stuff. I love when footballers play. They fight.

There's a little tussle. Or the baseball just gets home and maggie just sitting on the couch watching ufc she's like going to work with a black guy the next day maggie's always talking about when they get in a fight i think i could put up some deuces so this is now this is where we're getting into our childhood. Oh, here it comes. So Maggie's favorite animal is a giraffe. Because of their long necks and their tall stature, which is similar to mine. Because you can relate.

Yes. Right? So Maggie was born on July 16th and she looked exactly like this tall lanky and people gave her shit for it when she was growing up she was always taller than them and she's like fuck them haters you know i admire you a lot for, you know, some of the... People were mean to me. People were really mean. Super mean. Is that why you stand up for me? Because Jake's mean to me.

Maybe that's it. And people bullied you for being different. It's fucking... It's all... It's a full circle moment. But anyways, at a certain point, you're just like... At a a certain point Maybe you're at the Omaha Zoo Or the Lincoln Zoo It's alright

At a certain point you saw a giraffe And you were like yes No I got a giraffe I got a giraffe when I was really little Mom and I went to the zoo one time And that was Paul the first She named

every giraffe, stuffed animal, or figurine she had Paul. Paul the first, second, third, all the way up to, I don't even know what. Did you have one stuffed animal that you were physically attached to? Like, would not leave your side. Brownie. Jake had brownie. I had baby. He was a little

beagle. I had baby. I'm pretty sure it was a beagle isn't it i thought it was a dog yeah but it had brown fluffy ears i had like a puffy feather blanket it was stuffed with feathers but my sister blanket had a doll and she named it molly and she took it to college with her. Molly the dolly? No. I had a baby named Cory. Do you remember Cory? Yeah, I adopted him. Cory lost a... Because I kind of took over the...

Well, Cory lost a limb because Parker chewed part of his... Chewed his foot off. So it was like... His amputee. But then it was like a shake because it was really sharp. It was. It was really sharp, so we would use Cory as a... I remember playing house with Cory when I was younger. Cory was a girl. It was. It was really sharp, so we would use Corey as a I remember playing house with Corey

when I was younger. Corey was a girl. Corey was. I thought Corey was a boy. Corey was a girl. I guess I never checked. Corey had just short hair because she was a baby. So it wasn't very long. Why don't we let Corey grow up and determine his gender? Alright.

That's so unnecessary. I'm just kidding. I said we wouldn't get political on this podcast, and I stand by that. Ooh. So. We used to get heavy into politic conversations. It's election year. Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no. We did used to. We don't do it anymore. Let's go back to Beanie Babies. Anyway. The giraffes. So don't do it anymore. Let's go back to Beanie Babies. Anyway. The giraffes. So. Whiskey, sir.

Maggie is three years older than me. And like any sibling. You're old. Yeah. I'm going to be 30 this year. Too old. It's so old. Like any.

Not really. Like any sibling rivalry, there would be fights over the remote over shotgun in the car um not to take to school um shotgun for the car um but what would happen okay so this is what i mean because we're talking about maggie getting in a fight okay let's come back around here all right all right we would like i'd be be chasing her, and she'd get in a corner. And then she would, she'd stick out her... Put your dogs away! She'd stick her draft legs out.

Have you ever heard about drafts breaking lines' necks? Because of their powerful legs kicking them? That's what she would do. Why not just use her long-ass necks and just whack them? I think what she would do. I thought they just used their long ass necks. I think that's how they fight each other. They had another neck to slap. I'd be chasing her or something. She would steal the remote from me.

Viciously. While I'm watching what I want. Minding my own business. Because I was a sweet angel and I never did anything wrong. and she would run away with the remote and I'd chase after her and she'd jump in the chair, jump on the couch and she'd stick those fucking legs out. And if I got anywhere within like a four foot radius, she'd be fucking throwing jabs with those heels, man. With them hooves, them draft hooves.

And I couldn't get in there. It was like an impenetrable force field. Throwing jabs with those heels, man. With them hooves, them draft hooves. And I couldn't get in there. It was like an impenetrable horse field. So, right now, Maggie, how tall are you? Six foot. Okay, so... Oh, so now you're six foot. So you're describing... What do you mean?

You're describing that her body and head make up a three foot area. Two foot... Sorry, two foot area. Because you said her legs were four foot long. Right. Right. Right. Um. Just like we were saying, Maggie's been tall her whole life.

Facts. Um, and she had. I'm going to go ahead and say you guys get this from your mother. The height? Or the like, the constant talking height? Well, both my parents are six foot rudy's six foot he used to be six foot he might have shrank he's probably shrank a little bit

he fluctuates between five eleven and six foot when he shaves his head i i used to be five eleven for the longest time for the longest time until you got Until you got a boyfriend that was taller than you. Then you can say you're six foot. No, I remember. Because you're six two? Six one, maybe. Six one. That's all it takes.

I remember. She'd be 5'11". No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because guys don't like six. They don't like the number six. But 5'11 is much more appealing, right? Because you wouldn't date anyone taller than you

i would only date only taller than me or the same height but i remember being 511 for the longest time i would go to the doctor get my physical get my height and weight i was 511 511 511 for the longest time you're like and then i went to the doctor one year for my physical and they're like six foot and i And I was like, oh yeah. Did you hang on a pull-up bar for a while? Why? Lengthen that spine. Have you seen videos of people that sit by a desk and they slouch a lot?

If they hang from a pull-up bar for a while, you can like on camera, you can watch their spine decompress. And you can watch their fucking body elongate. Itressed and you can watch their body elongate it's so terrifying movie magic i'm probably six two and i don't even realize it because make sure you're in frame um but there is a there is a girl at school i've told you this a girl a student at school she's she's a second grader and we were in the hallway and she goes how tall are you i said i'm six foot she goes i'm gonna call you that from now on and so whenever i see her in the hallway she just goes hey six foot and i would call her by her name but she's like no i want to be called by my height and i was like okay well how tall are you and she's like five

five foot and i'm like five foot you're not five foot and she goes okay four four four two my pro four six foot five six i'm a five footer but it's cute so whenever i see her in the hallway i hear six so you work at a correctional facility no i thought it was i work at an elementary school i work at an elementary school. I work at an elementary school. I thought they were always calling you bitch and stuff. They sometimes... They? An elementary school? The children.

Oh, okay. The children. My students. Warm up that back hand. My students. All sometimes not say the kindest thing to me. I work with behaviors. And so a lot of times these kiddos are... So like me with ADHD.

Yeah. Sometimes it's... So this is what the grown-up version of what your kids are going to look like. Yeah. Good work. It's just funny because... Actually, with her help, they won't be like this. I do have kids that have ADHD and they blame it on their behaviors all the time.

Hey. Yeah, but it's more so like I just smack somebody and they're like, can I help that I have ADHD? And I'm like, yeah, we all have problems. Does that sound familiar? No, I just use mine as... You don't lean on that at all? No, I just use mine as... You don't lean on that? No, I just use mine as I was bouncing off the walls and then my teacher threw a cap at me.

You don't still lean on that? You don't use that anymore? What? I can't use it if I just went out and kicked the shit out of somebody. I'm counting on ADHD. Get a recipe. I have ADHD.

Don't say it. But a fun line of work okay you weren't lying it does add a lot of weight someday it feels pretty heavy it's kind of sad though when you do that you're like all right man i still got a lot left you go and you're like it's like uh can you guys guys carry on for me for a second? I need to tinkle. Is this what usually happens? You just like, well, no, it's just you. Usually, usually, I'll hold it. I'll hold it and Jake's like, all right, it's an hour. Are we pausing?

No, no, no, keep going. I'm just looking at how much time. In about 10 more minutes, it'll have been an hour. Just keep it. Why? I don't think you can hear. I feel like when you see podcasters, they have their headphones on, and they're talking so closely into the microphones.

What do the headphones do? So they can just hear themselves better? You can hear the audio, so you hear what other people do. Oh. You guys don't have any problems with that talking jay doesn't have any problems with that talking over people talking over you sometimes it's hard to get a word in with him i wonder i wonder sometimes you just gotta look at him now the spotlight's on you because he's peeing you can say whatever you can still hear him you can say whatever you want about him big man's got a long ways to the toilet

lina how many times you get from off the floor from this it's not from p it's from him showering every time he showers you can go upstairs and look at the puddle next to our toilet right now who are you talking about i was just wondering because i know like splash effect you know splash effect splash effect did i almost knock that no watch out no it is they look close in here oh wait can i feed it in from up here no i gotta come from the other side because it's got a gasket i don't other side. Because it's got a gasket. I don't think that would work. It's got a gasket. I got the Gen 1 and you can't.

Oh, the Gen 1! Oh, and the Gen 2 you can feed from the top. It's a top feeder. So what'd I miss? We were just saying really good. We were talking about how sometimes you... Oh, you were talking about how I piss on the floor?

No how you like to But it's actually not me. How you like to like sometimes

you talk over me. And then we were talking I never talk over And then we were talking

about how we could still hear you being loud in the next room. And then I said it's from your

height. Cause you got like I don't know. I didn't say anything when I was

over there. You could hear you going to the bathroom. You could hear your tinkle. Okay. And then I was anything when I was over there. You could hear you going to the bathroom. You could hear your tinkle, okay? And then I was saying, you're a big man, you got a long ways from the pecker to the toilet. Mm. Uh-huh.

Distance. And so then I asked about the splash factor. It's a high altitude. And then you walked in on us talking about the splash factor. It's a high altitude. Or the shower water gets on the floor. Is that what it's called? The splash factor? Okay, I will, I'm taking your water gets on the floor. Is that what it's called? The splash bath?

Okay, I will, I'm taking a side on this one because the last time I came over Jake just got out of the shower and I went into his bathroom to tinkle and there's a fucking line of water all the way around the toilet. How? I think- Damn near burnt near from the sink. I wonder if it like, because you're so tall, if it like bounces off the toilet. No way. Not that much. I think you just don't know, bounces off the top of your head. No way.

Not that much. I think you just don't know how to get the curtain closed. I don't either. To be fair, you can't. Those curtains are not watertight. No, but, like, nobody's curtains are completely watertight, and I don't have a puddle on the floor. Well, but I am also large, and it probably is bouncing off of me. Can you see over the curtain? Somebody's making...

Quiet on set, please. Mom. Mom, call me. Should I answer it? What does ice mean? In case of emergency. Don't answer it. Mom, you're being screened on the pod.

That's on... Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Her calling ended the oh yeah oh yeah okay we're back we're back we're good we're back and we're keeping it rolling we're going back in the saddle i'm gonna have so much everything to do on this one um this is technically supposed to be this week's episode so i might have to edit this and upload it like tonight oh whatever whatever i'll do it okay i thought we were going bar hopping after this. Oh, you guys are crazy. No.

He's joking. He's joking. I didn't know. You guys are so young. Full of life. What do we think she was calling me about? I don't know. She calls about...

Maybe you should text her and be like, hey, is it important? Nah. I'll probably get a phone call here very shortly after. Let's see. It's Wednesday. I feel like she calls me on a weekly basis just to... Or she'll probably leave you a voicemail. She did, but I can't listen to it because I don't have my voicemail set up. Well, you couldn't have answered it in the first place.

Because it would have interfered with uh maybe just shoot a text hey we're recording podcast you're worried eh you a little worry wart that's mama kill him she's my lincoln mother do you have adhd you keep rocking back and forth we have special we have special chairs for the for the rockers what makes them special? They rock. They're... They're rocking chairs for the rockers? One of my teachers would always give me like little air bubbles that have the spikes on the bottom of them that you sit on.

What? Yeah, they're like little seat pads. Oh, you know, the air bubbles with the spikes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spike bubbles. A wiggle chair kind of a wiggle chair that's a good word they'd always give you that i'm like gyrate this shit don't fucking work what did he say all of us all of us no a gyre that's what that's what hayden would always say

this he'd be like what gyrate he would say that to like corbin i think we do have wiggle chairs though wiggle chairs wiggle wiggle wiggle it's more of Uh-huh. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. It's more of like a pad that they sit on, and they can just move around in it a little bit. I feel like I use that more with my preschoolers. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Shake your pickle. I feel like we haven't heard from Ben very much. Ben, how are you doing?

I'm good. Thank you for the present. Absolutely. This is evil. I was really excited to give them to you guys. This is evil. Wait, so what are these called koo koo Z's they call them a holster but yeah a holster it's like a patented name a holster so a can holster is the combined I never yeah can holster holster that's yeah these name for it's a koozie. Yeah, these things are sweet.

Koozies are good. Are we allowed to show the Yeti brand? Definitely we're allowed because we don't have partnership. We don't make any money off of this podcast.

One day. One day I might have to blur it out. One day. I might have to go way back in the files once we're at episode 250 and we're finally

making a penny per episode. It was Ben's idea to give you guys these live on the podcast too yeah but then so yeah so talk me through that what did did you did you talk to linda this is evolved from like what i wanted to get you and then i was like through the process i was like well they'll drink these on the podcast. Like, so I came. Hey, you know what? While you're telling the story, I want you to drink, be the first guest to drink out of the grass that podcast. Oh, wow.

Official. What is it colester colester baby it could be a little bigger maybe you're content oh come on it's perfect but i was like okay so yeah talk me through it well i was on the yeti website looking for myself of course well not of course but then i saw the one with the Yeti, the Sasquatch on it. So that was like a pre-made design already. I was going to get a red one for Huskers, but then I was like, no, the black one looks cooler. I don't like black. And then I was like, no, I should do the, I don't know, came up with the idea for the

Grass Daddies logo. And then. So where'd you get, where'd you grab our logo from? Google Images, yeah. You Googled Grass Daddies? Podcast, yeah. You come up. And this came up.

They on Google. Nuh-uh. She's testing. Well, I mean, if you look up my name, it'll pull up like my stats from high school. Like, you can Google anything

if it exists on the internet. Weird class, but okay. No, I'm saying you can Google anything and if it exists on the internet, it'll pull it up. I'm just teasing. You see what I mean?

It's still happening. My high school stats. Just like that. But then there's like, I don't know. Google certified, baby. Plenty of colors in there. And then I was like, well, Cam's going to need one too because I know you guys drink beer on the podcast. No, we don't.

Just this one. Okay, so talk me through how you planned out this like bringing it to us well when i realized it wasn't gonna come for christmas i was like it'd be pretty cool if i got them on air that way we'd have the reactions like recorded and i had a feeling you guys would like them so i like it so did you text lena i had him last week and i was like i should do this and then i don't know what came up but we were like not tonight when was that oh last week yeah i forget what was going on it was just a long day or something anyway then i texted lena today thinking you guys usually record thursday she's like, actually, they're going to record today at 2.30 when they get off.

And I was like, well, I probably can't swing that. But then Lena came in clutch and was like, The coercion. Oh, I'll be sneaky. I'll figure this out. She's like, just tell me when you meet them. Yeah. And I'll make it happen.

That's sweet. Game over. Yeah. I'm happen. That's sweet. Game over. Yeah. I'm excited. That's awesome. That was a thoughtful gift. You did so good, Ben. It was an epiphany.

I was like, oh. And then, I don't know. You gave us some content for the pod? It was very, like, I didn't think it was going to work out for a minute because the first time. These are going to work nice when me and Ben are cornhole partners again at Jake's birthday party. Did you guys run it? I think every time we had a backyard party, we'd be partners at one point.

You guys? Yeah. No, you were over there playing Mulky. Then we played cornhole. And then now he's like use like been we're leaving you saw at the Hawaii party yeah you saw me and me and Ben I've we've played against each other a couple times playing cornhole we played cornhole in the basement yeah I want to put some indoor hole some indoor hole did you invite them to their Super Bowl party I did and I hadn't got any

response so no no no you're not getting away from this on the weekend i said are you guys going to my super bowl party and maggie goes well i haven't received an invitation or anything for it so i don't know i did not say it like that uh so i sent out a formal invitation including you guys in the group text and what did i hear okay crickets i will say as it's been brought to everyone's attention we are older oh my god you're gonna pull the i'm too old card we're older than you guys and so are you shitting me i don't want to be a party pooper when i'm here with all you youngins trying to like get crazy on a Sunday night I'm more of like I sit and eat and chill well maybe I can pitch you maybe I can pitch you it's a lot more say no obviously well there's that so bad we might come but Matt you won't I'm the chief in the armor yeah no well here's the deal here's what i kind of envision all right

if the number of people i invited do come then it'll be a ranger it would be too many to be in just the basement so what i had figured with that with that would that was that we probably have the game going on the projector in the basement and also in the living room upstairs in case maybe I'm not trying to I'm not trying to be sexist or anything but like if the girls wanted to be upstairs and have a little bit calmer environment and the boys wanted to be downstairs wrestling while the... Girls like to wrestle too. While the game was on TV. So you're in. I'm just saying. And also Spencer

told me he'd get a brisket for me. Alright. I'm not saying it's completely off the table for us. Well then why don't you just say yes? Because I don't know if what... You don't got anything going on. So if we do go to a Star Wars game,

do I have to drink one beer, just enjoy the game? No, that's different. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, what happens if you go to a Star Wars game? That's a party. No, this is going to turn into a house party. I can feel it. No, it's not.

I can feel it. I can sense it. No, me and Jake can't do house parties anymore because last time we got into a house party, we tried feel it. No, it's not. I can feel it. I can sense it. No, me and Jake can't get in house... We can't do house parties anymore because last time we got in a house party, we tried to fight each other. That was not... Would you consider that a house party? We didn't have that many people here.

No, that was a beer pong tournament. Just the two of you. No, it wasn't just us two. We actually kind of got in a fight. Damn. Like, physical fight? No, no, no. We two. We actually kind of got in a fight. Damn. Like, physical fight? No, no, no. No, no, no.

We were just yelling at each other. Wrestling? Yeah, we were arguing. All I know is I called him a fucking pussy and then I walked upstairs. Whoops. It was dumb. All that rushed through my mind was, I just called this guy a fucking pussy. It's like tripping my weight and tripping my ass.

I want to make sure he's free. You keep leaning back and I don't know if you're in frame. He is. It's not that early. Um, anyways. Yeah, we were, I don't know. We've a couple times. But, but we, we.

We've argued amongst alcoholic, um, ventures. It's only when you guys have been drinking that you fight. That was like our first actual Your first fight! No, that was like our first actual I thought we might actually get pissed. You thought we were gonna go

I don't know. I thought I pissed you off enough. Put hands on each other. So you thought I was going to swing on you no it would take a lot for Jake to fight somebody we've talked about this on the pod what episode was it that we talked about this

you can't quiz me I thought you were an avid listener I never said that I wasn't he said I listen to every episode I never said that there was an episode words never thank you um there was an episode words never left my mouth there was an episode um oh I know I got okay I got to close out the episode I know what we're gonna do okay um there's a there was an episode where we talked about what would

it I think Lena brought it up to me. It was like a trend going on on TikTok or whatever where it was like what would it take for you to get physical in a physical fight with someone? With a stranger. Like on the street. And we asked each other what do you think? First we said

what do you think you thought would... For our guests, okay. I got a good game for our guests. Are you sober? Yes. What would it

In this hypothetical. It's anytime. Say we're out just walking downtown. We're bar hopping a little bit. But not super fucked up. Just a little bit. A little tips fucked up. Just a little bit. A little tipsy. Whatever situation you want to put us into.

Whatever situation you want to put us into. Now you guys have to pick. You guys have to say what you think between both of us. No, no, no. They should do for each other. We already did ours. Okay, yeah. Do for each other. Or we can do ours too. Like triggers? What do you think would it take for ben

to physically fuck somebody up fight someone what do you think it would take if that person was like hurting someone he cared about or i feel like you're very justice i don't know like if he's like like if someone was beating up a homeless person, you'd be like, oh, nah. We're going in now. I feel like if you saw an innocent person getting hurt, you went and intervened. You were doing it

in a civil way at first. You were like, hey, man, that's not okay. You shouldn't be doing that. And then that person put their hands on you first, then you would be like dukes up game's over like i'm dukes up do you know me at all no that's probably pretty close okay now you say for maggie and then you say for yourself somebody was doing something to you yeah yeah i don't feel like you would be the first person to like get hands on only if they were doing it to you first or if or if you have been consuming alcohol

then maybe the ben has never been drunk should i tell that story people sometimes might be a little bit more i um for you i don't know i don't know that it'd take much honestly now he's like pitching for a she's just like because as of late someone she said that to me multiple times and i'm like because as of late she's been saying that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She wants to fight. For a while. You've been looking for her. Like, I don't know. You know what happens every time this guy drinks? He goes, I want to fucking fight. Yes, but.

And it's like, why? Yes, but I'm not just going to go pick a fight with somebody. Somebody's got to come to me because then. There's got to be a reason. No, but look. This is what I say. I'm just going to be screaming fuck you at random buildings when someone pokes their heads out and says I'm back and it's go time.

No, this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. See, if somebody comes up to me and starts shit, then it's cool. But if I just walk up to somebody like, hey, let's fucking go, then I'm the douchebag and I don't want to be the douchebag. So you want to fuck someone up,

but be in the right. Righteously Yes Okay Mine boils down to a lot with women If somebody's disrespecting women It doesn't matter if I'm drunk or something It's valid Is that your Batman?

It's go time You're a silent vigilante that is saving the day She's uh What's up? I've seen Maggie push a girl up against a wall at a house party before. Whoa! Chill, bro.

Pushed him up against a wall. And was just like, come on, do something. And they didn't. Wait, so you saw that? No. Because I know what you're talking about. Okay, no.

I did not see this firsthand. I should say that. No. But just hearing about it, you're saying you know of yeah like i was just downstairs it had the occasion it was at his house his humble abode back in the day yeah it probably had a lot to do with this pushing up against the wall is that the house where i had to take you to pick up your car that was that night and then i left the house with one shoe on so as we so if that shows you the state of mind that i was in not enraged

okay i you are a first-hand experiencer of this um i just don't understand when people get drunk yeah how they end up our friend ben we've been told stories he was at another person's house and ended up leaving with everybody else's clothes on other than his or he ended up with someone else's jeans someone else's sweatshirt was this like an orgy and he's like getting dressed quick or no no well they all got fucked up he slept on their couch and wandered into their rooms and got closed to leave. He just looked for a pair of pants

and something to cover up and just took off. Sometimes when you're that fucked up, you just really don't know what's going on. I mean, I've been blacked out a couple times where blackout is blackout. Is it just a matter of like, I gotta go, I'll figure it out later? Maybe.

Is it the next morning when like, I gotta go I'll figure it out later? Maybe. Type of situation? Is it the next morning when you're like waking up still drunk? I don't know, I've never that's why I'm asking, because I've never lost a piece of fighter fly. I gotta get some. I don't, I I'm the person that

falls asleep with all assortments of clothing that I had on the night before I fall asleep with it all. And I'll wake myself up at 3 o'clock. I can't recall the details, besides the pushing, of course, of that evening. And the crying, but we won't talk about that, because that's really embarrassing. But. I also, I also actually, actually, I can cover for you a little bit.

Here we go. Were you wearing, like, slides or something? Because I can definitely see that. If I'm wearing slides and I'm fucking whacked out, I'm going to love you to death. You're lucky if you get one. It was a time when ballet flats were in trend, and they happened to be sparkly ballet flats.

Grime. Grime. Grime. So, yeah. They don't know what we're talking about it was like cinderella it was it was a magical evening so then i had you didn't come to give me the shoe it wasn't like you were calling calling my number to i found your last slipper i had to take you back to your car right yeah the next day and i i could drive i was 16 but she's older than me as we established and i was like waiting in the car and you came back out and you were like ben wants to know if you want a shotgun of beer with him so you must have been doing some hair

of the dog the next morning you must have been an animal then was that a new year's party or were you still going no way no way yeah i don't know you guys that was like a party house kind of you had a lot of get togethers and had some fun and that was a good party those good old days yeah no i can remember after getting back to the super bowl one of the super bowl parties it was um eagles and patriots and the eagles won and i just got so hammered that night on a sunday and it's like go to work the next day so you were going to work the next day yep oh i remember they need to just give us a day off because that the day after the super bowl should be a national holiday.

I mean, the Super Bowl itself is already basically a holiday that it should just be a two-day. Yeah, I went to Josh's house and... You're good. You didn't say a lot. Consumed too much. Definitely threw up, like getting into the car to leave. And then that next morning, get up and go to work like a good boy. And...

Can you say where you were working at the time i better not that's fine that's fine that's fine in an office setting okay it's like a big like converted warehouse i'll say everything but the name of the office well you didn't say any names i don't want to say it i'm just i of course that's a joke i'm making a podcast joke so the banter gets to work i'm good i'm making a podcast joke. Ha ha ha. The banter. Get to work. I'm doing good. I'm still a little drunk. Everything's good. I'm sitting there doing my work. Drunk

here, you know, work a little. And then your mouth starts to water. Here we go. I'll be good. Politely get up and my office closes. Speed walk across this converted warehouse that is our office to the bathroom and throw up.

Great. I don't know. I've done that so many times in my life and there's never been anybody else in the bathroom. I don't know how I've gotten that lucky that there's nobody that's like, you all right in there? Listen to it. Yeah. I did that three times that day and then I was finally like, all right, I'm going to get home. Get out of here.

Did you leave early? Yeah. With someone like you don't want? I told my boss, and she was like, okay. Like, definitely knew what was going on, and I was just like, yeah. Brown bottle. You said I didn't feel good? I got a stomach ache.

Yeah. But it was bad. Like, I'm holding it in in walking across the office so after that it was just like all right i need to not do that sunday nights before so that's my only cake monday off yeah that's what we're playing around doing this year is taking oh i'm just gonna take monday off i wish i could do that yeah i'm 100% taking monday off that's a good call off. For grass or kids. I mean, if you ask our bosses, grass is 100% more important than children.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In season. In season, but right now. He's comparing our perfection. That's how they act sometimes. If we called them and said, hey, if the Super Bowl is moved up to like July and we're like, hey, Sunday night,

we're going to get all fucked up. We won't be there Monday. They'd be like, fuck you! We need you Sunday night, actually. Yeah, we need to go to Sunday night. They should do the Super Bowl in the summertime, though, because then I would be off during the summer so then I wouldn't have to worry about going into work the next day.

Just a thought. Well, we will take good care of Ben and Jeff. Alright. I think we've gone over an hour at this point but that's fine um just spare no expense for our wait hang on hang on hang on hang on i got one more story that his story brought up about not puking in the bathroom with nobody in it okay we had a new year's party that we went to in carney and bailey stayed perfect she might have like a couple things but i got fucking a blackout drunk and every single like rest area from carney to lincoln we're stopping at. You know how fucking gross their rest areas are

I'm like my comfortable spot is pick it on my knees 100% Just let me This is a dirty or quite literally the opposite This is the first time that ever just like spread my legs stood up straight from our put my arms behind my back, and just fucking... From a standing position? And there was some dude in the stall next to me as I am just pouring liquid out of my body. He's like,

rough night last night? I was like, no, bad tacos. Bad tacos. You were lying to a guy at a truck stop? Why do you just... It was a truck stop. Why didn't you just say, yeah, I'm hungover? Like, what the fuck would that guy care? He just making a joke and then i walk out of the bathroom i walk out of the stall and he's sitting there washing his hands and i'm washing my hands up because i'm at a fucking rest area and rest areas are disgusting. I want to bring back something with me. I don't fucking know.

And he's like, bad tacos, huh? I'm like, yeah, pretty much. Bad tacos and you just have puke all over your hands? Yeah. Oh, boy. I remember Buddy JD, after we went to homecoming

senior year, not with Maggie, Oh boy. I remember Buddy JD after we went to homecoming senior year Not with Maggie But him and I we went back to my parents house Me with JD or me with you and my brother got me a bottle of vodka It was up in my closet which adjoined to the back of my parents bedroom where their like beds headrest went to and so i'm very slide the door open but as if bottle out but as if them hearing you open your closet they might like he's getting alcohol out of his closet i know i know i don't know whatever that is kind

of funny hey if my mom found it i was i've opened my closet six times a day, and they've probably never bat an eye, but this time, they're gonna think something's up. I emptied two 30 racks of bush light into a duffel bag, and I left my room for 30 minutes, and I thought my mom would never find it, because there's not a duffel bag on my floor. But I come home, and it's sitting on the couch. She's like, what is this?

And the duffel bag is like, fuck! It's just a box. From having two 30 racks jammed in it. No, I emptied them. Oh. That's kind of cool, actually. A duffel bag. My mom caught me with

two bottles of Fireball one time. And then, you knew what you were doing. She put it in our garage fridge and just sat it right in the door. To see if you'd take them? So that every time I'd open the door, I'd have to look at it and be like, yeah, if I take a swig out of these, I'm going to get more trouble. And I'd slam the door shut.

Like to test you? I don't know. Or just to see? I don't know. And then one day they were just gone. I'm like, thank God. Now I can go buy more Fireball. So anyway, I snuck this bottle out.

All sneakily. Anyway, me and my buddy JD, we go to the Russ's. We get some off-brand, some best choice peach soda. Mix it with the Lotto. Peach soda. Peach Paradise. Peach Paradise. Oh, you named the beverage?

Yeah. Drive to the after party at this other... Person's house. Student, yeah. Yeah. Anyway. College student. We get out, you know, and one of our friends was also getting out of her car and she like comes back to like check on us because my buddy has just opened up his door and thrown up and she walks up and she's like you guys got booze and he's like no just bad mexican

we just saw you 45 minutes ago at homecoming like yeah i had some bad mexican he and jd would get along well i think there's a lot of people that I'd like to introduce you to. Let's do it. I'll be back again and again and again and again and again and again.