Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 28: Wild Night at Cappy's (feat. Maggie and Ben Wolf)

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, we continue our conversation with our lovely guests, Maggie and Ben Wolf. Kam talks about his interesting encounter with some middle-aged women, Jake tries to pull the impossible while being a wingman for his buddy, and Ben almost puts his thumb knuckle in someone's eye socket! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

This isn't like a place to walk through. Like you need to keep moving because we're up here, you know? Yeah, but I had to be like, you can't be fighting with this guy. He's just trying to walk through here. Yeah. But then when... I definitely told that guy, I was like, I'm going to put my like thumb knuckle in your eye socket if you don't get it. You said that to him?

Yeah. Then? Grant was like, all right, let me handle this. And I was like, we had enough wherewithal that I was like, alright, I don't want to get kicked out right now. I'm just going to play it cool. I'm going to put a thumb knuckle in your eye sock. Jesus, Ben. I was heated, yeah.

So let's just keep right on moving. Welcome to part two of this special episode where we are being treated to a couple nice guests here. Thank you guys for being here with us. Since we're recording for two separate episodes, we're just going to keep it moving here. And continue on with our lovely conversation we were having in... Yeah. Am I being cringy? No. I'm trying to be a podcast host. I can tell when you're...

I even got you all water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell when you're in podcasting mode, though, which is kind of funny. Well, if I just didn't try to have any form of presentation to it, it i'm just saying weird the production in the production the cadence of your voice you can tell is really like my broadcasting voice broadcasting voice sup bitch yeah that's my broadcasting voice um so we were talking earlier about uh cam and i fighting my fighting and I have to say we have been fighting a little bit recently we're not

bringing that up on this fucking episode I think we have to you brought it up at the bar you bring it up on this episode I brought it up at the bar yeah you asked our waitress mmm mmm do you want to argue that do you really want to argue that?

I might have I'll put 50 bucks down on that Actually I know I did ask her I've already heard Maggie's interpretation But I haven't heard anything from Mr. Wolf over here About Is a cappuccino Coffee You guys are getting heated there

Wait hang on No State it exactly how your Instagram saved it Is it a cappuccino. Coffee. You guys are getting heated there. Wait, hang on. No. State it exactly how your Instagram saved it. Is it a cappuccino? Is a cappuccino a coffee or is it a cappuccino? Yes. Is a cappuccino a coffee or is it a cappuccino? Well, that's kind of a weird question because obviously it is what it is.

Okay, Ben. Hear me out. Let him answer first. I saw Jake's Instagram post. I did vote and I saw the results what did you vote? I was in the majority it's a coffee I feel like you got the big coffee

we talk about this espresso an Americano a mocha yes no but hear me out but the way Jake says it okay but I agreed that

a cappuccino is a form of coffee but the way that he stated in his Instagram post it was saying that I said it was just a cappuccino but I'm saying if you walk up and you order hey can I get a coffee if I walk up to you order, hey, can I get a coffee? If I walk up to you and you say, hey, can I get a coffee?

And you don't ask me any other questions, where are you going to hand me? Black coffee. Not if you go up to a coffee bar. They're going to ask you, like, what kind of coffee? Oh, here we go. You don't order a black coffee at the Starbucks, though. Yeah, but you say a black coffee at the Starbucks, though. Here we go. Yeah, but you say... Can I get black coffee? Just coffee.

You say a black coffee. Can I get a black coffee? That's what you say. Or can I get a coffee? I think if you say a coffee, they're like, alright, this guy wants... Or they would say like a brewed, a drip coffee, or a black coffee. They would specify. They would not just give you a black coffee.

You're not walking out of here unless you ask for exactly what you want. Any normal person would never go up and just say, can I get a coffee if they wanted a cappuccino? I'm just trying to plead my case because at this point, yes, a cappuccino is a form of coffee.

Same as espresso, but espresso is espresso because it has a higher caffeine concentrate there's more caffeine than espresso and coffee and it's made differently than coffee exactly but it's the same beans i think i think it's the way it's steamed but like my sister's ground fire my sister works at the coffee shop it's like she was saying out of the beans if somebody says you were saying. Espresso's different than coffee. Out of the beans. If somebody says, can I get a shot of espresso? You don't say, can I get a shot of fucking coffee? Can I say something really quick?

And you've been saying it so much and I just can't hold it anymore. It's espresso, not expresso. Espresso. There you go. I'm just saying. Fucking blow me. I'm just saying. Maybe later.

What I'm saying is, if you're ordering something, it's going to be, can I get a cappuccino? Because it's. They're going to say, what can I get you? And you're going to say, can I get a caramelicious crunch venti blah, blah, blah. That's not a cappuccino. Well. You would walk up and you'd say, can I get a French vanilla cappuccino? No.

I'm vouching for you. If you were to get that, if they said, what can I get you? You wouldn't say, can I get a coffee? And then expect them to hand you a cappuccino. That's what the entire argument is about. That's what I was arguing the entire time. But was it phrased that way? In your Instagram post, it was not phrased that way? In your Instagram post it was not phrased as

is a cappuccino a coffee? Yeah, that's how it was phrased. Yes, but is it a coffee or is it a cappuccino? I suppose the way I phrased it

you could be right either way. That's why I got so heated because yes, it is a, you mix coffee with other things to make a cappuccino. But here's where you're wrong. It is not a coffee. But here's where you're wrong. When this whole argument started, you said, I got a cappuccino. And I said, oh, you got a coffee? And you said, no, I got a cappuccino. And I said, oh, you got a coffee? And you said, no, I got a cappuccino.

I thought you misunderstood me. Is what I'm saying. I thought you didn't know that cappuccino had coffee in it. It's a big misunderstanding. No, so we have a misunderstanding. But this argument has gone on for four days now, five days now. And I have agreed. We were at Alters Metal Recycling,

and I said while we were waiting for the big fucking crane to come out and lift it out that a cappuccino is a form of coffee, but it's not a coffee. Because a coffee is black coffee. Correct. There are many forms of coffee. I feel like you go into a starbucks and you say give me a coffee they're gonna be like what kind of coffee do you want they'll give you a black coffee no okay well they might they might be like you sure you just want black coffee right like there

might be some clarification that's okay all right i got a question if i if we stop at the caseys right if we stop at the caseys and i say oh we stop at the Casey's and I say, oh, alright, I'm gonna head in and grab a coffee. You wait in your car. I come out with a sack. Are you gonna ask me, oh, yeah, what? What? That doesn't make any sense. Starbucks, they make their canned mochas. They make their canned everything.

Yeah. So is the coffee in the sack? You're acting like it's... But I'm saying... I walk out with a sack. Coffee beans, you don't know. But I'm saying, if I walk in and I say, hey, I'm gonna I walk out with a sack But I'm saying If I walk in and I say hey I'm gonna get a coffee

What would you expect I'm gonna get I would expect anything That's related to coffee When you say I'm gonna go in and get a coffee I would expect you to walk out with Any form of coffee See but When you say that I don't just think black coffee

a coffee to me is black coffee or if you want to walk in and say hey i'm gonna go grab a mocha okay but no one would say that either no one say hey i'm gonna go grab a cappuccino unless you're like known specifically for only drinking cappuccinos you would just say i'm gonna go get a coffee okay but why does it say on the box fucking cappuccino everything is labeled this this is where the argument is everything is cappuccino it's a fucking name you give it because you mix it with dude with other subjects if you look at the ingredients of it says coffee though but you mix coffee with other ingredients and this was exactly where my argument went I You mix Kool-Aid powder with water.

Here we go with the Kool-Aid. Actually, I'm not doing this. This whole fucking guy's the entire podcast. Stop. I'm not doing this. No, no, no. Let me just break this down. I was so heated I couldn't know.

Let me break this down and put it to bed. Finally, we'll put this to bed right here on the floor. It doesn't matter. You'll see it. No, no, no. I'm going to break this down. You're arguing with the specific of what the item is

and I'm arguing with the generalization of how you say what they are. So we're kind of arguing two different things. But we also agreed the same night we went out to the bar that agreed to disagree and then our waitress walks up and you go Is a cappuccino a go is a cappuccino a

coffee or a cappuccino because i'm just like having fun but you just keep bringing back the same argument but then you say i'm wrong it's i'm saying just because you mix coffee with something doesn't make it a coffee i'm saying that a in a coffee is a generalized statement. Like when you say, you know how something something when you, but you say you in a general sense and you mean you as in anybody who might do that specific thing. I'm saying A in a general sense as it's a coffee.

My argument is I'm glad we brought guests on this podcast. What do you, what do you, my argument is, what do you call it? Okay? But put this in your head. You walk up to a bar and you say, Hey, can I get a whiskey?

What are they going to hand you? Whiskey on the rocks. If you just say, can I get a whiskey? Well, there's different kinds of whiskey. Yes, but if you say, can I get you a whiskey? 95% of the time, they're going to hand you the cheapest whiskey they have back there. Unless you specifically order, Hey, can I get Buffalo Trace on the rocks

that's Buffalo Trace on the rocks but if you say hey can I get a whiskey sour they're gonna hand you a whiskey sour hey can I get can I get a whiskey and Sprite they're gonna hand you a whiskey and Sprite but if you say hey can I get a whiskey they're gonna hand you a whiskey just like if you say hey can I get a whiskey? They're going to hand you a whiskey. Just like if you say, hey, can I get a coffee? They're going to hand you a coffee. I feel like that's the difference of how you're ordering it versus how you're talking to somebody about it.

Like, I had three whiskeys last night. But that's what I'm saying. That's where our argument goes. You'd be like, I want a whiskey sour. Just like you'd be like, oh, I got a coffee this morning. But when you're ordering it, you'd be like, I need a cappuccino. Yeah.

True. I feel like you guys are arguing two different points. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm saying you don't walk up and just order a coffee. I'm saying you walk up and order a cappuccino. But it's a coffee. But the way

I feel like you guys are going to have to agree to disagree on this one. We've already tried this. So then why do you keep bringing You brought it up. Jake brought it up. I like sitting to get heated. I like getting him heated.

He's just poking the bear. It's like a pressure release valve. You can get a wiggle chair. We've talked about this. You get pent-up aggression and we've got to find ways for you to get rid of it. This just makes it worse. The coffee is a pressure release valve. I'm letting some of that steam out of that cappuccino machine.

This is nor the time or the place to be letting out the pressure valve. But then, listen to this guy. I continue to argue with him. He goes, all right, I'm done. Oh, yeah. What's been there, done that? Alright, I'm done. That's what you did at work.

You said, I was still arguing my case with you. Because we were arguing two different things. And Jake's right. And Cam's wrong. Because you started going, you add water to Kool-Aid powder. And I'm like, okay. Just like you add whiskey to other things to make other drinks. Just because you walk up and say, hey,

I want a whiskey. They're not going to hand you a fucking whiskey sour. But there's just different ways of saying things for different things in life. There's just different ways people talk about different things. And then you just flip your conversation. It's how people order different things. I'm trying to say your conversation. It's how people order different things. I'm trying to say why you would

It's the same exact concept, Jake. It's comparing apples and oranges. No, it's not! Those are two different fucking objects. Exactly. That's why I'm saying That's the same. Or maybe not agree to disagree

but you guys are both right in a sense. How about we do that so then you're both right. Yeah. Okay. Well if we're doing that then Jake needs to stop bringing it up. Then you should stop bringing it up. I said agree to disagree we decided that at work and then I started to calm down with the whole conversation

but we go out to the bar and he asks the waitress hey is a cappuccino a coffee or is a coffee a coffee? Because at this point it's just a meme. Well no but you also have to. But you know it pisses me off and you know I hate being pissed off. Okay, well then you also have to know that he's just trying to get your goat by like gassing you up like this. So like don't let him get to you in that sense.

Yeah, but. It's fine. If I do that same thing that I know something that pisses Jake off, then he's just pissed off for the rest of the day. Well, then that's his way of dealing with things. And that's not the right way to deal with things either. You guys, I do this all goddamn day. But hang on, hang on, hang on.

He pisses me off. And then 15 minutes later, he's like, what's wrong? Why are you acting like that? It's like, because you just fucking pissed me off. Let me cope with this. That's, like I said, that's him just trying fucking pissed me off. Let me cope with this. Like I said, that's him just trying to poke you and get a rise out of you. And you're giving him the reaction that he wants, which is what you're doing right now.

I just said two minutes ago, I'm not arguing about this conversation anymore because I will be wrong and Jake will be right. No one is saying you're wrong. Is that the bigger issue though? No one is saying you're wrong. That seems like the real heart of the issue is Jake's be right. No one is saying you're wrong. Is that the bigger issue, though? No one is saying you're wrong. That seems like the real heart of the issue is Jake's whole life. Let's talk about cappies. Because that was a fun evening. Shall we? Shall we?

Sure. Yes, off the topic of fucking coffee and cappuccino. So, as Cam was mentioning, the waitress at our bar we went to the other night, the bar we went to the other night was Cappy's. Have you guys ever been there? Never, ever. Never, ever heard they have good wings. I've heard they have great wings.

Really? They are, yeah. I'm a fan of, I love a wing. It's a pretty cool bar. One, because I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, they're huge Pittsburgh Steelers fans. Oh, cool. Two, every time I went in there, I pretty much got good service. Which I just turned 21, so I can just now drink alcohol.

But food service-wise, it would be good. Because all the previous episodes, his cans had water in them. Right. Yeah. Just drinking all the time. I just want to be like the cool kids. On the record. Yeah.

I'm just not doing it a little. So. On the record. Yeah. For the record. So last weekend we went to Cappy's. And this is, I mean, we're talking to you guys and we're talking to you guys. Because a lot of stuff went down. You guys can laugh, chuckle, chime in. We had a ball. You tell your side of it at first. Well, so we, before we, usually like when the weekend starts it's what

are we doing this weekend um and then this weekend we decided let's go play some billiards i've been wanting to play billiards timing on this i've been wanting to play pool for fucking ever and the last time we were like well let's go bowling the girls you know the girls want to do something they want to be in it well they don't want to go play pool so i was like okay so the last time we went and played pool and i was like i am still craving billiards i really just want to go play pool and so we went out and we played pool um and i took a shooter before i got there because i'm like i'm on a budget i'm trying to get a little something something

to make that bar tab a little bit cheaper so I took a shooter fireball before I went um then we got there um I had a don't say anything about a wristband I had a Long Island

iced tea um when I got there Don't say anything about a wristband. I had a Long Island iced tea. Oh, yeah. That's a good thing. When I got there. That would fuck you up. Because I was like, I'm trying to get this buzz going. That would fuck you up. Because I drank it out of the top, and it was straight fucking alcohol.

Long Island iced tea. Say it on the top. Jake's like, try this. And he's like, I tried it out of the top. And he's like, try it out of the bottom. That's all a mixer. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? No, no, no, it's in reverse.

The mixer, the, so I was standing there with Ben. I was like, watch this shit. So we were standing there, and I was like, watch this. And she's putting all this, this and that, and then this and that. And I'm like, wait for the mixer, wait for the mixer. And he's just like standing there watching. I'm like, just wait, just wait, just wait. It gets all the way up to the brim, and she takes that little nozzle and goes,

and puts a little thing of Coke in there, and then hands it to and i'm like there was a mixer there it goes all i know is even the top i was like what the fuck it's strong so i was like i'm trying to get my buzz going now maybe i won't spend too much money you know buying beer after beer or whatever um We ended up having eight pitchers. Good, good, good. Didn't work. And a lot of shots. Might I say, my tab walking out of there when she brought me my check, I was not enthused. It was $120.

But you also got food. The nachos were $12. $120? What? Nachos were $12. So, no, they might have been $15. I don't know. 120 bucks what notches were 12 bucks so no they might have been 15

I don't know we I still have the receipt Bailey's kept the receipt to remind me of what not to do anymore gotcha so

I brought lots of quarters we're feeding them in the machine we get there at 7 we start at 7 um and I had all intentions

of starting off there hanging out for a while and then coming back here and hanging out. Because, um, like you said, pool's not, you know, girls will, like, bowl and whatnot. But pool, I feel like, is where girls start to go, like, I don't really want to, you know, I don't want to say all girls don't play pool. But I feel like girls are more say all girls don't play pool but i feel like girls more likely to play bowling than play pool and so lena stayed home bailey ended up coming but i think a lot of it is is pool girls can come back down and sit and talk with you know if you're sitting down with whoever another female you can sit in bullshit first like

sitting down and bullshitting with one of you know your husband's friends it's like okay this is weird yeah so there's two girls though and one of them's playing pool and one of them's not then it's they're gonna kind of sit there and be like but but I'm saying, what I'm trying to say is there was other shit going on in the bar that was, like, could keep. Them entertained. Yes, there was live music, which Bailey didn't really know that, but I told her I needed a ride, so she came along, but Lena didn't know that.

Yeah, like I said, the night started off wholesome. We were just going to play some pool. And we're like, I was like, I'll buy a pitcher, and we'll just all take turns buying pitchers. So I bought the first one, and there was five of us dudes. And we were like, we could get basically like five beers out of each pitcher. So we'd each get like one, and the next person would go. We're playing pool.

And I guess we lost track of time or whatever. But the night's going on. Next picture's getting bought. We're switching up teams. We're having fun. I don't know at what point something switched, but it started getting greasy.

It might have been... It was the chick right before the live music started. She walked around with test tube shots. Because... I was starting to get... I was pretty lubed up at this point. Bailey's looking there at the alcohol menu.

And she saw a shot steal. And she's like, I want to get you a shot. Well, I don't want to go take it. I don't want to look like a fucking straight alcoholic. Oh, you also bought me an apple pie shot. Yes. And Jake was going up there to order the first pitcher. And Bailey said, well, take an apple pie shot.

So I walked up there and Jake was standing right behind me. I was like, can I get two apple pie shots? So we took two apple pie shots at the bar. And then right before the live music started, I'm not just kidding. Right before the live music started, a gal started walking around with test tubes and she's like it's 225 for a shot and at this point i'm starting to get pretty slickered up so i'll say this the lady at the table next to us i'm a super recognizer i don't

know if you guys knew this i can see someone's face and just be like i know that person it's usually like if i'm watching a movie, I can say that actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see this lady and I'm like, you look really familiar. I say this to her face. I'm like, you! You look really familiar! Like, I'm really getting there at this point. And she's like, well,

I work at the Casey's over here. And I was like, that's what it is. This is the Casey's I frequent. But this guy was already over there talking to us. I talked to his son shortly right when we got... Her husband. No, her son. My first conversation with that group was with her son. And I go, look, this is Patrick Mahomes.

Yes, we first walked in because he said... Patrick Mahomes, Sean Penn, love child. Hair. It's what it's been decided. This gal's son walks he's walking over to get another dollar of coins for their pool table because they were on the pool table next to us and he walked up to me because i must there must have been a group of guys that had a kansas city like jacket on and then jake just got there so me and jake were bullshitting and this guy walked up goes hey was it you with the Kansas City jacket on I'm like no I was like no but

he is Patrick Mahomes yes and that's where it started and then that kid went back and told his dad and then his dad his dad was pretty slickered up his dad was fucked up and knowing me I'm like alright I'll buy you a shot I'll buy you a shot I'm usually the person that's most fucked up in this situation so when somebody's more fucked up than me I'm like let's beat them fucking out it's like feeding a stray cat you make one

interaction with someone at a bar when they're like a little bit drunk and then they're gonna keep coming over and talking to you and talking to you we've all been there anyways this guy's coming and talking to us he's coming over to our table every five seconds and he goes uh he goes like because i've i've found my new party trick is just taking cam's hat off and going this guy's patrick mahomes and then everyone just goes oh my god you do look like patrick that's my new favorite thing well this guy comes over and goes yeah people tell me i look like george lopez you do look like Patrick Lowe that's my new favorite thing well this guy comes over and goes yeah

people tell me I look like George Lopez you look nothing like George Lopez other than that he's also Hispanic

so this is a Hispanic family next to us and so the whole rest of the night we were just calling him Mr. George

because of the hey Mr. George meme yeah or whatever you don't know that one anyways well you're 30

well this is my first time this was my first time being in I would say essentially a pretty decently packed bar there was quite a few

people in there I would say this was a decently packed bar yeah and actually we went to Rosie's but I don't really

remember any of that so we won. And actually, we went to Rosie's but I don't really remember any of that so we won't cut that. But we went up and it was my, I went up to order another bush light because I got, I just came and got

bottles. I didn't know because like Jake said, the plan was we were going to come play some pool. I wasn't really planning on ordering

a pitcher. Right, right. And so I just walked up and ordered a bottle of Bush Light. And some gal is standing next to me, and she looks over at me, and she's like, You look like Morgan Wallen. No way! I didn't hear this. I looked at her, and I was like,

Well, everybody says I look like Patrick Holmes. I've never heard Morgan Wallen. She's like, Well, I'm a country girl. So you look like Morgan Wallen. So you look like who I want you to look like Patrick Williams. I've never heard Morgan Rollins. She's like, well, I'm a country girl. So you look like Morgan Rollins. So you look like who I want you to look like. You'll be whoever I want you to be. This is like...

This is my fantasy. I mean, I can bullshit anybody's ear off, but I'm not... Which is so fun. I'm not real good in awkward situations. I know myself and I'm either going to say the fucked up thing that I probably shouldn't say. Or I'm going to say the thing that's going to make the situation more awkward. So what did you say?

It's either going to piss people off. And I'm like, oh, yeah, thanks. Do you want an autograph? And then I just grabbed my picture and then the bartender like handed me my picture and the bar wasn't like super busy yet and she started walking away and so i felt bad for this lady because she just talked to me so i was like yeah she hasn't been helped yet and this lady like grabbed me and like massaged my shoulder. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? You knew what was

going on. Oh yeah. Morgan Wallen. So I walked back to my You'll be whoever I want you to be. I walked back to our seat and I started drinking my beer and then at this point the George

thing has already happened. Yeah, Mr. George. Like, I'm jumping to the next conclusion. I see. You're segwaying. The next event that really happened. And Zane's over there talking. He's like, something about fighting.

And he's like, well, Cam's batshit crazy. Okay, so yeah. I'm like, at this point, I have heard nothing in this conversation of what's going on. So I was like, am I going to have to drop the fucking gloves right now? I'm like, all these guys are my homies. But I'm saying, in my mind, I just heard, well, Cam's batshit crazy. It's out of context. So I was like, wait, hold up.

I am nowhere prepared for this well so i was standing there so i'll fill you in so i was standing there talking to mr george and zane and what was funny was he was showing us his son not the son that was there his other son that's younger his like soundcloud um not but, like, his rap song. Oh. He's like, listen to this. And he was, like, putting it up to our ears. He's like, you got to listen to the intro.

And it was reading off, it was an audio from a news report that was reading off this kid's name and said it was found with over 6,000 vape cartridges and $6,800 in cash on it, like, that he threw over an overpass or something. This was a huge case. Like, I actually, like, heard about this. And I was like, oh, my God. And I'm like, how long is he? Was that a kid?

Yeah, it was that guy's son. And I was like, how long is he going to be in? He's like, one to two years. And I'm just like, oh, my God. Okay. What is happening? And he was, yeah. Christian and George.

So what happened was he was just coming over there talking to us and he was like asking which one of us is a good fighter or something or if we like to fight or whatever. Mr. George was saying a lot of crazy shit. No, I know, but that's such as such as. But talk about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like in my head, like at this point, my head was going wild. Because now he's talking about fighting. And we were just getting along with this guy.

And I'm like, all right. So I, like, try to ask Zane. But Zane's, like, having six different conversations. So he goes, well, Cam's just batshit crazy. And I'm like, cool, I'm up in pool. So now I got to go play pool. Because I was like, I've never fought before. And, you know, whatever.

So I'm just like. He just kind of threw you under the bus i was like well if something goes down all right at least i'll have a pool cue in my hand at least i'll kind of i have an idea that something may go down or something may not go down something might be going astray so then the lady walks around and zane orders us all our test tube shots and mr george is sitting over there and he's like all right well i gotta order this guy's shot he's been bullshitting us all night he's a pretty cool dude so i order him a test tube shot and he we're sitting there we all cheers and mr george answers his. So he's just sitting over here, like, on his phone. We're all taking our shots. And he comes back and we're like, yeah, we already took our shots.

So he takes his and then he just holds it up and goes, yeah, my wife might want these back later. Oh, no. Meaning that she got her tubes tied. And sits it down. And I was like, but I was drunk enough that I was, like, full speed. Grass beam. Yeah, and then when he said that i was like oh my god like what the fuck mr george mr george is kind of i was like what the fuck and so then he he was talking to me or whatever and he asked me who bailey was

like between all of us i was like yeah that's my fiance he's like oh she's cute that's my wife over there I'm like okay like thanks like we've talked enough like we don't really need to get this move right and then yeah and then you just like would walk up to me go you're cute I'm like okay mr. George was saying that to you yeah and then I would say like, would walk up to me and go, you're cute. I'm like, okay. Mr. George was saying that to you? Yeah, and then I would say something, and he's like, yeah, I'm not homo. And I was just like... What?

Yeah, and I was just like... I... Honestly, I... When we first started... This is news to me. Having a conversation with Mr. George, I was like, alright, you're kind of a cool dude. And then the more fucked up he started getting, I'm like. Yeah.

Like, it started to get to the point where I'm like, all right, you need to, like, back the fuck off. Like, you're fucked up. But, like. Yeah. You're starting to, like, kind of get on my nerves. Uh-huh. And so then he said that. He wanted to know who the fighter was. And's like oh there's my guy this morgan wallen and then he would just and then at one point i was like on the other side

of the pool table sitting there and he's like over talking to bailey and i was like so i went and walked over there and i was like sitting there I went and walked over there, and I was, like, sitting there, and he was just like, you're so cute, and, like, talking to me, and I'm like, I am so fucking uncomfortable right now, like, this is making me uncomfortable, and I knew Bailey was uncomfortable, but then again, I'm not just gonna, like, fucking be like, alright, dude, you need to back the fuck off, and, like, fucking be like, all right, dude, you can back the fuck off and, like, get pissed off and, like. So I was, like, trying to de-escalate the situation because everybody else thinks I just would fight anything that looks at me wrong. So I'm, like, trying to prove everybody wrong.

And so then he eventually walks away and leaves. And then, or at some point, our, like, group of pool kind of, I don't know, got broken up. We started playing pool with, like, the groups that were around. And then, some gal walks over and puts down her coins. And then, some guy, like, this guy and this gal jump in front of them. And I was like, alright, well, that in front of them and i was like all right well that's kind of fucked up like i don't respect that like they they called table first and so then then this chick then we went through entire game this chick got the table and then she's like well

who's playing us and i was like well sure i sure, I'll play us. Then me and Jake played them. Oh my fucking god. I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life. There was probably a fifth year old gal. They were both like, I was like, y'all need to chill the fuck out. One chick walked up to me and goes, how old are you?

I'm like, I'm 21. She goes, ooh, you're young. What? Meanwhile, the same chick I'm like I'm 21 and she goes ooh and here you go what? meanwhile the same chick I'm fucked up I chugged a like plastic cup so I had like a little beer on my lip and she like walked up and like grabbed me with her thumb no way! I am not shitting you. Bailey will prove this. I was

at that point I'm like I was being nice to these gals when they came over and now i'm like i'm really uncomfortable so then i started just like walking over by bailey and then the chick comes over and was just feeding us so much bullshit she's like yeah i have a job where i work a lot with the president. And we're like, okay, cool. And she's like, yeah, I also do wedding planning. I heard you guys are getting married here soon.

I'll do your wedding for free. And we're like, we just met. She had a fucking bar. It's 11 o'clock at night. Right. I'm not believing shit you say. And it was so that was the most

uncomfortable I've been and I called my sister the next day like is this like a normal thing cause we went to out to the bars but we went to small town bars I'm like is this a normal thing cause I was uncomfortable like get the fuck off me and she's like

no I would just tell him to buy you a drink first and i'm like thanks that's fucking awesome that's probably how women are most of the time at the bar they're just getting hit on by all these dudes but they get liquor out of it can so there you go well and so then i was just i told these gals that we were with but they were also with this like dude that was like kind of weird they brought him in And so then I was just, I told these gals that we were with. But they were also with this, like, dude that was, like, kind of weird. They brought him in. But they were, like, both, like, over there hanging on him.

I'm like, okay, this is fucking awkward. Wearing a high-vis shirt. They brought him in. And she's, and I was like, all right, well, I'm getting ready to leave. And she's like, no, you can't go. And then she just, like, starts, like, rubbing my back. And I'm like, all right, well, I, you can't go. And then she just like starts like rubbing my back. And I'm like, all right, well, I will order you guys shots and I'm the fuck out of here. And that's literally what I did. I ordered them shots and then paid my tab and fucking dipped.

What an eventful evening. I literally thought I was getting molested. You're lucky you didn't end up in somebody's basement. It was pretty close to her touching my willy. Yeah, or a roofie or something. You remember all of this. I wasn't that fucked up. I was not that fucked up.

Actually, I was fucked up enough to sleepwalk and piss on the bathroom floor, but... It's not that bad. Aye, aye, aye. Well, I just kind of I just kind of ordered to talk about That's what I wanted to talk about.

I was uncomfortable. You sure did. You sure talked about it. The one lady that was talking to Zane. I want to talk about her a little bit. Because that was fun. That was funny. There was a...

There was a pretty attractive looking older lady that was talking to our friend. And we were kind of being his wingman a little bit. Was she seriously talking to him friend, and we were kind of being his wingman a little bit. Was she seriously talking to him? She just came over and sat at his table and talked to him. She sat next to him, and I was like, I'm going to be his wingman here. I pulled up his Instagram.

I'm like, yeah, he plays for a certain team. I have to keep going. I know this part, so keep going. Well, I don't think you know all of this, but I'll wait for you to get back. You'll probably be able to hear him next door in the bathroom. She's talking to him, and she was like, yeah, it's because my favorite team is the Cardinals, was her reason for why she wanted to talk to him, I guess.

Did she know who he was? No, she didn't know who he was, but we were gassing him up. We're like, oh, he's a ball player. And he, I was like, I remember specifically saying, he's like Matt Carpenter, who's a player for the, or was maybe, I don't know if he still is, was a player for the, or was maybe, I don't know if he still is, was a player for the Cardinals. I was like, he's like Matt Carpenter, only he's better looking, makes more money, and he's single.

He definitely doesn't make more money. He was here tonight in the flesh, and that's much better. He definitely doesn't make more money. But at a certain point, we're trying to figure out, is this actually possible what we're trying to pull off here for our friend? Like what's the longevity of this conversation actually like at this point, you know, I wasn't like standing there with them the whole time.

I'm kind of in and out of this conversation and you know, we're still playing and stuff and this is like, we're mingling around and Ben goes, um, we like, we're still playing and stuff, and this is, like, we're mingling around, and Ben goes, um, we, like, we're, like, trying to think, like, is that guy over there, like, is that her husband? Um, and I know, um, and so Ben at one point was, like, um, he, I don't, he snuck in my ear something about how when people are swingers, they wear pineapple shirts on their boats or something like that. Like they party on boats or something. Wait a second. I have heard this coming in.

This is what he was saying to me, and I'm just like, well, we ended up playing them. Her and her husband, which I came to find out, I was real sneaky about it. I was like, is that your wife? No. He was like, yeah. That's not what I asked.

The big fat guy? Yeah. That was not his wife. Yeah. The chick that was talking to him? No, it wasn't. I talked to her husband, and her husband knows people from Gothenburg. Because he stopped me

and was talking to me about how I look like Patrick Mahomes and asked me where I was from and I told him I was from Cozad. And then he goes, oh, do you know people from Gothenburg? And I'm like, yeah, my fiance is from Gothenburg. And he's like, oh, do you know the Aidens? Well, the Aidens are somebody that...

I know the Aidens well the aidans are somebody that i know the or somebody that they have a daughter that cheers on the same team as my sister-in-law well future sister-in-law so well i don't know if something sus was going on but the guy with the glasses with kind of the gut wearing the long sleeve shirt yeah i was like is this your wife? And he's like, yeah. And they were standing and talking together and they said they had three kids together. So maybe I'm wrong.

I don't know. But I do know this. I was trying to be real sneaky. I asked them if they had a yacht and I asked them if they liked pineapple. So I was, you know, I was trying to keep it low key. How did you do that sneakily? Everyone's drunk. No one cares so I love pineapple how about you

I was like do you guys have a yacht and I was like do you guys like pineapple and he's like well he's like we have three kids in an above ground pool and I was like okay so I don't think there's something I'm actually swear to god I'm not arguing with you I'm not trying to start an swear to God I'm not arguing with you. I'm not trying to start an argument.

But that chick was sitting close to the guy that I talked to that knew the Aiden's. Well, I don't know. Maybe he was joking with me. I don't know. Or maybe they actually are swingers. Could be. It sounds like swingers central based on what you're telling me.

They didn't say they like pineapple, so I don't know. I thought they would get what I meant when I was like, do you like pineapple? And he's just like, yeah, I have a shirt with pineapple on it. I was like, hey. No, it's an upside down pineapple. That's how you're supposed to declare swingers. I thought that was the Illumina. I don't know.

I don't know. But I asked him, and it was a good old rowdy time. Oh, it was amazing. And I'm sure you were all riveted by that recapping. Yeah. Especially you two as you're sitting there going, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm. I was asked. We got you on for your first, the first episode was about you guys and we just kept you on.

So you're welcome for coming on. No one asked if we wanted to stay. You were just like, ah, we'll just keep going. We'll roll it into part two. I was like, we'll roll it into part two. Okay, well, tell us some of your guys' crazy bar stories. Something crazy that's happened to you at the bar. Or.

I don't know. Well. Like together? Sure. Ben always likes to fight when he gets drunk. Whoa. Like together? Sure. Ben always likes to fight when he gets drunk. Yeah. That's what we were talking about in the fight though, but I just, the thought that Oh, oh, oh!

This is what I wanted to talk about. Um, the when we were talking about in part one, so go back and listen, what would cause the other person to get in a fight. Uh-huh. Weren't you guys at a bar together and someone was pushing Ben around and you and all your friends fucking jumped on him?

Oh, that was my 22nd birthday and Ben was the only guy that was out with us. The rail. Yeah. I feel like- The brass rail? All bad things- That's where that- Nothing good happens to that bar bad things stem from the rail.

We also used to be super territorial about this one specific box. And so anytime anyone would come on this box, we were just like, no, you can't dance here. No, you can't be on here. We were kind of like... A little, just a little body check. Yeah. But then... Put them against the glass.

This guy was trying to like i don't know was he like we were like in a little section or whatever behind a rail ah and he was trying to like get up there because there's this flock of like six women like try and dance with them i was like we're here on a birthday party everybody's taken like just you know oh he was trying to dance with these girls we're trying to dance with like some of my friends that were out i was like they don't yeah one advances like i don't know yeah and you kind of was just like hey like don't they're all taken like yeah don't even try it buddy this is our area yeah but in so few words without being super aggressive right right right so then didn't he he left or got kicked out or something along those lines correct

yes something and then we left the bar and then he was there waiting for us after we left and he tried to like get up on ben and try and like fight him and like was chirping off to you like was getting up in his face kind of yeah i was getting yelled at yeah it might have been him and like another guy too he waited i think he like got his friend and waited until we exited the bar and then was like hey but then all my friends were like no no no you can't be talking to him like that. Like, a lot of my friends are not very... Charlie's Angels. Not very...

Slightly emasculating. I was just like... Not very confront... Get him, bitches. Oh, yeah. Not very confrontational. And we were all just like, fuck you, you can't talk to him that way.

Blah, blah, blah. Like, you're a piece of shit. You're gonna have to answer to me. You're gonna have to answer to me. You don't talk to my man like that. You don't talk to my man like that. Only I talk to my man like that. Yeah. But Melody had left and like

went and got a sandwich from Pickleman's and then got her retired at Pickleman's. Got her sandwich paid for because some guy was like. Whoa. You want me to pay for that? She was just like I'm in a relationship but you can pay for the sandwich and then she came back and was trying to eat the sandwich and was like what's

going on here like walking down the street like she missed all the action but then she did happen upon that we were all going at this guy for trying to come after hold my errands hold my errands things did get testy at the rail though i remember a couple of incidences where you were a little yeah after um some babies trevor's wedding that well we were all in that box and that one dude was trying to get up on the box and i was like all right like i'm not so polite about like elbowing people off as like you think this isn't like a place to walk through like you need to keep moving because we're up here you know yeah but i had to be like you can't be fighting with this guy he's just trying to walk through here yeah but then when i definitely

told that guy i was like i'm gonna put my like thumb knuckle in your eye socket if you don't you said that to him yeah and then grant was like all right like let me handle this and i was like we had enough wherewithal that i was like all right i don't want to get kicked out right now yeah i'm just gonna play i'm gonna put my thumb knuckle in your eye socket. Jesus, Ben. I was heated, yeah. For no reason, though. Put your hands on me. Put your hands on my box. Dude.

Like, how do you, like, you're gonna, like, go. Just that. Like this? You're just gonna fucking thumb it? So, Grant heard you say that and was just like, oh. Thumb your bitch ass. I think so, yeah. I was pretty intoxicated.

That was a fun wedding. That was a fun wedding. That was a fun wedding. I had a great time that night. It was, like, with a bunch of Maggie's friends that I hadn't really interacted with before. So it was, like, not strangers, but, like, friends of friends. And it was, like, that was a great time. Yeah. I hadn't done something like that.

You also almost got kicked out for... Oh, yeah. I had, like, a little... I thing i don't i don't know and the bouncer looked at him and was like no no no no you get one morning one morning okay so okay because what they're describing when you get not when you're like I'm feeling good I'm drunk but like I can have your weights about you yes but like once you're like decently fucked up

like you become not drunk anymore you're fucked up see I think that's what happens to me a lot is it's okay I'm in my world and these are the people that are in my world and if anybody like tries to break that or step within my world it's like all right you're pissing me off get a little protective of the i mean it's like there's really no it's not like there's no like hard set boundaries to when you're in a friend group but i feel like there's social

connotations that would lead other people to believe that like this is their area i'm in my area it'd be like if you went to a restaurant and someone just pulled up a chair at your booth yeah it was like what's going on yeah you know's like, you don't do that. Like, this is their dinner. I'm intruding. Whoa. Your wits about you just, like, go out the window, too. Like, something that would normally, like, not trigger you or not be something that would bother you as much. Like, pulling up a chair and, like, trying to talk to you.

It's just kind of like, no, you're not fucking talking to me. Get out of here. Are you talking to me? Mm-hmm. Are you talking to him? fucking talking to me. Get out of here. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to him? Are you talking to him? I mean, like, I think when I get drunk, a lot of things cross my mind.

This is, we've entered into the therapy session of the of... Should I just become your therapist? I'm done. Anytime I need a therapy session, we just call Maggie on the pod. So we have Cam Rance, Psychology with Jake,

aka what that mean, and Therapy with Maggie. Yep. Okay. And Chillin' with Ben. Chillin' with Ben. Put my phone knuckle in your eyes. But, no. Normally a very chill person, other than that one instance.

See, I think why I go from 0 to 100 really quick, but no normally a very chill person other than that one instance see you wouldn't think it's i think why i go from zero to 100 really quick especially when i'm drunk especially when i'm drunk obscenely quick because it's like okay i'm drunk enough now that i could definitely miss you doing something to somebody that i love yeah i wouldn't see it so I'm gonna stop it before it happens. Yeah, but that could be just in your head too. Like that could Yeah, but that was just It's honestly like

George at the bar. Like he was like kind of like up on Bailey and like part of me was like I never saw that. I never saw him up on her. Ask her. I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just saying, like, I didn't realize that he was being weird. Bailey was like, he was touching my leg.

He was being creepy. Yeah. And, like, I seen that. I seen that. And part of me was like, I should just go over and fuck this dude up. But part of me was like, we're having such a good night. I don't want to be the one that gets kicked out. He may be

harmless yes like he's intoxicated he's fucked up but like i don't i don't really know at this point like he may not be being predatory it's just but he's just that intoxicated about him was like he wasn't being aggressive about it now if he's being aggressive about it. Now, if he was being aggressive about it, I would have went and fucked him up. And also, I'm not trying to stereotype. I have noticed firsthand that Hispanic people are kind of touchy. Like,

Julio, my former coworker, when he'd be telling me something, he'd be like, hey. And he'd be like, oh, he's touching me. Like, when he's telling a story, he'd be like, you know. Stop. But that's what i'm saying like that's what i'm saying like i think a lot with me and because everybody's like oh my god cam's so aggressive but i think a lot of it is is yes i like to be aggressive but i don't want to get to that point wait what's it saying when we went went fishing, in the backseat, Cam goes,

I like to be over the top. Yeah, that is it. Direct quote from Cam's mouth. I like being over the top. You know you shouldn't be aggressive because it can lead to consequences and bad things. Yes.

But I like punching people in the face. But it's kind of in your nature. Well, no. He's saying that it's still not... But I like punching people in the face. No, but it's... It's kind of in your nature. Well, no. He's saying that it's not right for that guy to be touching up on his girlfriend. Or any woman in particular. Or anyone. But it's also not okay to put videos on something. I can't just go up and punch him in the face.

Yeah, like, I can't just walk out and be like, Alright, listen, motherfucker. And just fucking cold cock him. Right. You knew the consequences of doing that. Like, you'd be escorted out pretty quickly. And probably cops called and... And be cock him. Right. You knew the consequences of doing that, like you'd be escorted out pretty quick. And probably cops called and it'd be on you. Yeah.

He was touching my girlfriend's leg. And then all my friends are gonna be like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah. It's hard when you're that intoxicated and you see something triggering like that to control your emotions and actions, though. But you did. That's what i'm saying like

but i'm saying like there's certain certain like shit like you were saying with him yeah like there's some junk guy coming over and trying to like whether you guys were all females or what it's like i don't know like if we're with a group i don't really like if somebody i've never really met gets brought in but it's like like, say, it's your friend. They get brought in. Okay, well, now they are in my group. And I see something going on, and it's like, it's like, okay, well,

Maggie must trust this person, so she must be a trustworthy person, or he must be a trustworthy person. But that's what I'm saying, like, I need to, I'm trying, that's why I'm scared to go downtown, because I haven't been out in public enough drinking enough. People, I'm scared to go downtown with you. Well, you also have to remember that people are drunk assholes when they're downtown.

Like, when people go down there, they get. There's people that want to fight, just like you, but maybe worse. Yeah, but they're, it's also just like. That's like the man. They're looking for it. That's where they go. Yeah, but they're also just like. They're especially scared of it. Fucked up, so. But that's what I'm saying just like, they're looking for it. That's where they go. Yeah. But they're also just like, fucked up. So.

But that's what I'm saying. I'm scared. No, like, I feel like this weekend was like a good opportunity for me to be like, okay. Trial run? I can, no, like. Drop the mints. No. Drop the mints, Mr. Jones.

You just have to have someone in your corner that's going to say, like, walk away. It's not worth it. Or tell yourself that. Well, I can tell myself that, but I'm just saying, like, if some guy, like, I don't know. If you, like, grab your butt, that's one thing. All through high school, but I'm saying all through high school or anything, I've always had, like, I don't know what it is about me, but somebody, like, it's always happened. Somebody will come up and start shit with me.

My friend that's way smaller than me would be over there, but it always comes to me and they start shit with me. And I'm like, alright, well, fuck off, dude. But once you push the buttons enough it's like you're poking the bear yeah like it's game on and that's what I'm saying downtown

and I know how drunk people get it's like well I don't have a problem with what we're gonna do here but I don't really necessarily want to do it there's like a middle ground there though you'd be like hey Mr. George don't touch fiance like you're making me uncomfortable or you can say like you give him a warning and then it's like all right you say hey what are you doing well or you could

say like it's not you need to leave like you i don't feel comfortable with you being around i would appreciate if you took your ass over there it doesn't have to go straight to fist to fist. Yeah, you don't. It's like either I'm saying nothing or I'm punching you in the face. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I always say either the very wrong thing or the awkward thing in that situation.

Like, I don't understand how to be like it's either I'm gonna fuck you up or it's tough in the moment when your blood's pumping like that. It is. Like, I can relate to this. You can't tell me, Jake, you've never went down to the bar and you're like, all right, I'm ready to fucking drop these fucking gloves. Never.

Because I'm not looking for a fight. I'm looking for a good time. I'm not looking for a. I'm not looking for a fight either. I'm not for a good time. I'm not looking for a... I'm not looking for a fight either. I'm not going downtown. What's up? One, because if I'm going downtown to look for a fight, I'm not going to get fucking belligerently...

I'm not going to get belligerent, but I'm saying I'm not going to get fucked up. Because when you're fucked up, everything slows down. If I'm trying to go downtown to look for a fight, I'm going to go down there sober as fuck and just be like, piss off some drunk dude and be like but you've got other problems up here I'm gonna go downtown stone cold sober and try to fuck up some drunk people

that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying though like I'm not going downtown and there's been times where like guys were creepy and I'm just like is this gonna come to shoves but like I've never been like oh now that

I've had a few in me I could really get some aggression out if I could just find the right person see and I feel like I say that but it's in the moment a lot takes over and I'm like like you said like when I'm saying that i'm not thinking about the consequences but when the moment takes over i'm like okay like i can tunnel vision yeah a little bit and i get tunnel vision really bad but i'm just saying like if somebody was like trying to like fuck with me it'd be like all right you need to fuck off yeah or you got you can go fuck off yeah or we got this line in your cross knit, and we're fucking... Or this is going in your eye socket. Yeah, fucking just... Oh, I was saying I'm a dimple, but it's good you're realizing this stuff, though. And, like, you know, you're aware of it, at least.

Yeah, it's not in denial. I just, I came to the conclusion, especially this weekend with everything that's going on, like, not even just, like, people, like, trying to fight, but, like, people being, like, overly touchy with me, it's, like, I would never hit a woman, but it's, like, at that point, she was making, like, uncomfortable enough that I'm, like, go on.

I would never hit a woman, but... But I'm not also gonna break down in a bar and just scream at a fucking lady for touching me. It's much easier to just quick and dirty and get it over with no i'm saying like i'm saying like she she was touching me and i was uncomfortable but she's also uh somebody that i see as a woman and somebody that i don't disrespect it's about recognizing situations that they're being harmless or they're actually intending to be harmful.

True. She was probably just drunk and, like, didn't know what she was doing. That's what I'm saying. Like, she was drunk and fucked up. She might do that with her own kids. Whoa. Putting her arm, going like this. Like, touchy, you're saying.

She wiped beer off my face and stuck her thumb in my fucking mouth no she did not she would have done your mouth yes okay that's that's what I'm saying that's crossing a line I but I just want to say like I just want to be like listen bitch you are not gonna do any of this to me. That's what I'm saying. Man, in all honesty, I really do not like you. Thank you guys for tuning in to the Graph Studies Podcast. It's been a wild ride of an episode. Thank you Maggie and Ben for joining us.

Thanks again for the gift that they gave us in part one. Yeah, yeah. I think we're all ready to end this. Taco John's, baby. We need some food. Some rubies! Or at least a couple of us probably need some food. Thank you guys for watching. We're gonna have some rubies from Taco John's.

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