Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 33: Golf is great, Beer is good, and People are crazy!

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

In this Episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Kam talks about his golf outing where his group got matched up with an interesting character. Jake talks about his goal to play a round of golf solo as a means of meditation. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

And take all your money and put it into shankitgolf.com and use code GRASS. Yeah. Because everyone knows the style. You know what? Fuck if you look. Fuck if you play like shit. It's all about if you look good. It's all about if you look good.

Because guess what? That cart girl comes around. That cart girl comes around. Boy, curfew in the monkey grass. And she's not. welcome to the come here podcast that's cam i'm jake and we are the grass daddies did you forget who we were for a second you're like what's our podcast called again i forgot who i am um welcome to the podcast where we don't talk about grass and we just thought it was a catchy name um um welcome hey hey welcome happy friday again um let's see if we get this up uh episode

uploaded on time but that's hard probably won't um but at this point we're getting to the point where now people are just probably think it's going to be like a Tuesday or Wednesday. I think I'm going to go to Vegas and just create a bet that says, will the Grass Days podcast be uploaded on time? That is a prop bet. If you go on DraftKings, check the prop bets. There is usually a bet on the weekends. It comes out every Sunday. Talk in your mic. It's like the guy that streaked on the weekends. It comes out every Sunday. Talk in your mic.

It's like the guy that streaked on the Super Bowl. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to put like 50K that the Grass Daddies won't upload on Monday, and then I'm just going to upload on Tuesday, and then I'll just cash it. Share it with me, though. Free money. share it with me though free money um before we get into this episode let's um let's consult with the the mini fridge um gods and let's see what we got what are you what are you are you praying that it's something in particular what do you want it to be? Four Loko. You want it to be a Four Loko? I want it to be a Four Loko.

Because I go Loko for Four Lokos. That's what you're hoping? It's a Four Loko? I don't know. I'm hoping that it's... I don't know. I was hitting some... I was drinking some Budweiser at the bar and they were tasting pretty good. So I hope it's Budweiser.

That's what I hope it is. But without further ado it's what old milwaukee i can never see what's in there and i and i since i have no idea what it is um i've never had you were just talking the other day about how you wanted to drink some old milwaukee yeah because it's cheap and i'm broke as shit actually what you said was i think i'm gonna switch over to old milwaukee as if it's like you're switching from samsung to apple you're like switching to a different type of beer that you're gonna drink because you've really been adamant about how you don't have money you're're like, today you were like, I can't even, you're like, I can afford one beer.

I have $500 in my account. I'm like, what kind of beer are you buying? But. I don't know why everybody hates on this. I'll let you in on a little secret. I've never had Old Milwaukee before. Neither have I. So, first time for everything.

And you know what? Since we never, since I never use this, and yours is at your house, but this one's mine, I'm going to put my old Milwaukee in this custom Yeti Grass Daddy's koozie. i need to bring mine back over here graciously given to us by ben who was previously featured on the podcast as a guest um you guys know that if you went fucking episode so there are a couple things we um have lined up to talk about today, mainly from you. But the first thing, one thing I really wanted to say was, and then I will shut the fuck up, is I listened, I actually listened to our last episode while we were working the other day and um i am first of all i just like to apologize to you because um wow i never shut the fuck up this might as well just be called the jake podcast and cam's also

here because every time you open your mouth i'm like but i need to talk now but i need to talk now what i have to say is more interesting. It's all right. Is it though? That's why I just don't laugh at your jokes. Well. Like, all right, you want to interrupt me? Guess what, motherfucker? It's fair.

You say something funny, I'm like. That's fair. I mean, when I was telling that Will Ferrell quote that I had a long and convoluted set up for to tell you and then you were just like I was like where's the punchline well I said the punchline but it just didn't hit

so I listened I did my due diligence I was like you know what I think it's important to as a creator to go and listen to yourself it doesn't mean i'm egotistical necessarily because i never listened to our episodes um but if it i mean i'd be a sociopath if i just like listen to our first time we first started doing our podcast we did both do that yeah i mean i listened to a couple episodes i didn't listen to

a lot but if you're like oh new episodes a couple episodes i didn't listen to a lot but if you're like oh new episodes out like we just didn't record it you're like i gotta go listen to the grass daddy's podcast well i mean what's the point of listening to it if you're the one that recorded it have you ever guys ever met a creator and a fan can you stop farting because it smells so bad there's no ventilation in this time. I had a barbecue mac and cheese burger today. For lunch, it was delicious. And Coronas. But I went back and I listened,

and I realized that you could probably, if you did a word count of me versus you, it's probably like 70-30. So, with that being said, I know you have some stories that we were saving for this episode for you to tell me about. I'm going to sit back, shut up, and listen. And I'm going to drink this delicious old Milwaukee out of this custom Grass Daddy's Yeti Koozie. So, without further ado. Without further ado. Just just kidding let's jump right

into it go ahead cam you know what you know what i need to get we need to put like a little on our metal chair we need to put like a little zapper and so anytime you interrupt me i can just and we have and we have the remote to the other person it's kind of like the panty vibrators And we have the remote to the other person. It's got like the panty vibrators. Have you seen those? I can't say I'm aware of what those are.

A panty vibrator? Yeah, it's just like girls underwear, but it has a vibrator on it and they have a remote for it. I just got done looking on our youtube channel and your mom commented so i know your mom listens shout out to you kames mom thanks for listening i read your comment uh she left a comment um saying i'm leaving a comment that was the comment and then she replied to that comment saying you need to come see your mom so your mom desperately wants to see you and you're over here drinking old milwaukee talking about vibrating panties just so you're aware just so everyone's aware so the other day you went golfing yeah the other the other day, Zane hits me up, and he's like, hey, one of my baseball buddies is going golfing.

Hey, you want to come tag along with us? I was like, yeah, sounds pretty good. And we went to the Highlands, which is way up north. We pull up, and we get paired with some fucking random douche, Tweedledick, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee. So there's three of you. Three of us. Zane, his buddy Josh, me. And they're making a five-some.

Four-some. You said you got paired up with two guys. No, one guy. You said Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Tweedledum, Tweedledee, but he's all of them. So one guy who's assuming the role of Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Tweedledum, Tweedledee, but he's all of them. So one guy who's assuming the role of Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Yes. Okay.

So you remember how Bryce was when he played golf? Yeah. Okay. Well, just picture that, but somebody that's just absolutely fucking terrible at golf. Like if I was golfing and... Like being like Bryce. Being like Bryce, where I thought I was golfing and like being like Brian, being like Bryce, where I thought I was the best.

We're sitting there talking and they're talking about baseball and I'm just kind of sitting there waiting for our tea time. And this kid comes up and I'm wearing my shanky golf. I'm wearing my shanky golf polo code grass for 15% off. Um, but, uh, go ahead.

I got a question. Okay. Uh, what was the cart situation? Uh, well, Bailey, cause, uh, go ahead. I got a question. Okay. Uh, what was the cart situation? Uh, well, Bailey, cause well, when we first, I didn't think they were going to pair anybody with us, but I didn't think about that. We're only group of three, which on a busy Sunday, you're probably going to get some random paired with you. So I didn't want to ride by myself and I figured Zane was going to ride with his buddy.

So I was like, I asked Bailey. Well, and I also made plans with Bailey to go golfing and I forgot about those plans and I told Zane was gonna ride with his buddy so i was like i asked bailey well and i also made plans with bailey to go golfing and i forgot about those plans and i told zane i would go so i was like bailey came with me so it was me and bailey zane and josh and tweedle d and tweedle down yeah who's one person yeah and so like at it wasn't – the kid didn't seem that bad. Besides the fact that he walked up to me. We were all sitting there. And he was like, oh, is that a Schenke golf polo?

I'm like, yep, it says right on the side of it. Did we get a customer? No, he goes, i'm an ambassador for that company like oh yeah me too you josh no not josh not josh uh his name is cole oh josh is zane's friend yeah okay hey um this kid's name's cole but and he's like yeah what do you got from there like two poles he's like yeah i bought a hat i got one of these cool gloves i got a pants i got i'm like fucking cool dude you're spending a lot of money on poles that he goes yeah it kind of sucks that we uh don't really make money off of it

mike well it sounds like you're spending all the money. I'm like, okay, well, he's like, and it really sucks that we only get 20%. I'm like, what did you want him to give you? Fucking half. They got to make, all you're doing is being pretty much like advertisement for them. Yeah. While you're getting. It's just a way for them to make you tell your friends. Yeah. And you get a little discount for helping them advertise yeah which they're still making money yeah but

either way i'm like okay and so his buddy josh is actually a pretty good stick he's pretty good at golf um so we were pulling up and I was leading the pack I don't know why I was leading the pack cuz but so then I stopped I'm like well where do you want to play and this kid gets out he goes I hope we're not playing the blacks and Josh pulls up and goes so he played the tips and kids like well I better get ready because i didn't think i was playing the tips today and he's like fucking stretching on the d-box i'm like oh my fucking god you're like this is gonna be a long day yeah and then every single hole he's like giving me fucking he's like

yeah the wind's blowing this way so i think i'm just gonna hit a big old slinger out there a big old slinger yeah because. A big old slinger? Yeah. Because he just hooks the absolute piss out of it every time. It's just like a snap hook. No, hook. Oh. Like, because he's right-handed.

And every single time it's just like fucking just a duck hook. And I'm like. And so then. So is it hard for you to watch because you're good at golf and this guy thinks he's good at golf and is horrible yeah and he we figured out that he was cheating because he would hit his ball out into the tall shit which i don't really give a fuck we're not playing like to play like if me and you had money on it okay then i'd give a fuck dude you're playing fucking golf it's windy as shit out he would hit his shit out his ball like fucking 30 yards out into the shit and

just walk right to it somehow it's like aka he was like pulling a ball out of his pocket and dropping it yeah i found it yeah which so he could say he which just be like i can't find it i'm just gonna hit another one from right here yeah and just who the fuck cares yeah you can you can write it down as that's the stroke if you want and it was slow as shit that day and so then at this point zane and josh have already started talking shit on this kid on the first hole really Really? Yeah. It didn't take them long. Did you go off the front or the back? Front. Front.

And he's like, yeah, I played baseball when they were talking about baseball. I'm like, okay. He said he played for Mount Vista. Mount Vista. Or something like that. Mount Michael? Maybe. That explains a lot. I hate Mount Michael.

What's Mount Michael? Mount Michael's an all-boys school. Like, is it a college? No, high school. Or did he play in college? He played college. He was saying he was claiming he played college baseball. Oh, like

D3, probably? I don't know. Can't be very good. Oh, like D3, probably. I don't know. Can't be very good. He's like, then I transferred to Westland. Oh. And now he's coaching some team by Elkhorn or something. I don't know. And he's, like, sitting there, like, trying to shoot the shit with Zane.

And he's just saying all this shit saying like they're on the same level. It kind of. And Zane's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And then Josh, his buddy, was like, he just moved here from Seattle like two years ago. Not really familiar with the area. Oh, because he's like sitting there like, well, you know, you know, this school. Right. And Zane's like, no.

I don't fucking know what you're talking about. So that kind of. I don't even know what part of Lincoln we're in right now. But, yeah. So then kept playing, kept playing, and it was just the same shit. Like kind of have a conversation, and it was kind of like garrett i can say his name now okay are the floodgates open now fuck it he doesn't work for us and i don't like him so i don't give a fuck i don't think he listens to this to this podcast i hope he does i hope

you're listening but um let the defamation begin. But like just always got to put himself like in the conversation, you know, like we're sitting there and they were basically. No, go ahead. Good. Basically just breaking like social codes. Yeah. Like we're just like kind of having our conversation and he's just like sitting behind us but he doesn't like not want to like he's not up in the conversation and he just chimes in and we were we were talking about gambling or something and kazane likes going to the casino

and i was like dude honestly the casinos give me anxiety like i told all of you guys it because i'm just so compulsive that yeah it's a lot um and he's like yeah i had a buddy one time that went and put like 500 on black on roulette so and we said red but he put it on black and then it hit red and you guys were all like we're like okay So what's creepy to me about something like that is like, if you're going to be in the conversation, be in the conversation. Don't just like jump in at the end. Cause then it's like, oh, we didn't know you were listening that whole time, but you basically just informed us that you were listening to everything we just said.

Yeah. Without us knowing you were, it makes me feel uncomfortable like if you're gonna be in a social setting like if i didn't know you or like i just met you and you had a group of friends and like i kind of want to be in your guys' conversation i'm gonna walk up and like be sociable not sit like back here and be like hey one time that's literally like the peanut gallery like someone sitting in the back just kind of chiming in yeah um but and then we got to the end and it was like all at the point where all three of us were like i'm ready to fucking drop this kid he was was that bad? He was that annoying? He was just that annoying.

Like, you would hit a shot and he'd be like, yep, that'll work. That's a good shot. That's a good shot. God, I don't know. I'm glad I wasn't there. I can't hardly contain. If I get annoyed by someone, if someone is annoying me it is like impossible for me to just be nice i guess i i don't know like if someone's really annoying me it's so hard for me to

like i can put up i can put up with it for a little bit but then like like it got to the point where i was like, my fucking God, just shut the fuck up. Because what you would do normally is remove yourself from that situation, but you're confined into a round of golf with them. Yeah, and so... We were just trying to, like, get through the fucking round. And this group of guys in front of us... There's three guys in front of us.

And they played golf. The one guy didn't even know how to operate a fucking golf cart. That was in front of us. So I was like... Because I seen him about ready to go tee off. I'm like, well this is going to be one hell of a fucking day. It was windy as shit. So we got stuck behind them. And then we got some annoying guy in our group.

And we get to the 16th hole, and Zane and Josh had a lesson they had to get to. So we have to leave. So they didn't even finish all 18? No, because we started at, our tee time was at 125. And we didn't finish, like, I didn't even finish 18 until, like, 6. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's a long round of golf.

So the way I usually shoot for it is, like. Like four hours. With, like, decent golfers, golfers which honestly our group was not bad like zane really started hitting ball pretty well like findable areas like it wasn't you know i feel like the rule of thumb is like an hour like a full group yeah hour per person so if you have four people it should take four hours with everyone playing their own ball yeah and that means not looking for balls forever. And so, but yeah, it'd be like every hole.

It's like, man, this hole is a tough one. And I would get up to a hole. He's like, yeah, that hole over there, you got to be really careful for. I'm like, I fucking played golf here before. Is this guy a caddy? Like. You're like, matter of fact, why don't you just hold my clubs for me and just stop playing? I was like, I'm like, I was getting so close being like, dude, just shut the fuck up.

Because I was like. So Bailey's with you. Yeah. And Bailey was. So he's in a cart by himself. Yeah. And Bailey's getting annoyed. I can't

wait to ask her about it and see what she has to say um so anyways back i'm i'm losing like track this story if i don't get back onto track this story's gonna be forever get back on the cart path so we got um we get to hole 16 and zane and josh like, we have to go. We have to, we have a lesson we have to be there for. And so it was like, we should just leave. I'm like, I paid like 44 bucks to play this round of golf. I have two holes left.

I want to finish it. And I'm like sitting up on a tee box waiting for the group in front of us. And he's just like sitting there, like trying to talk to me. And at this point I'm just so annoyed with him. I'm just sitting up on a tee box waiting for the group in front of us. And he's just like sitting there like trying to talk to me. And at this point, I'm just so annoyed with him. I'm just ignoring him. Hey, you think I should use my nine? I don't know.

I think I could probably reach with an eight. And so this group of guys are like right up there. And they've been slow all day. And I head into them once because they were taking forever. I'm like, this will speed up the fucking process. Because I really wanted Josh and Zane to be able to finish their round. So I was like trying to speed up the group in front of us. We get to hole 17 and I'm like, they're sitting right there.

And he goes, you're not going to hit, are you? I'm like, yep. This fucking stickler. So is he kind of a stickler too? I don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to hit, are you? That's how I'm picturing his voice. Yeah, that's. Whoa, you're not going to hit, are you? That's literally what it's. Dude, I'm't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to hit, are you? That's how I'm picturing his voice.

Yeah, that's... Whoa, you're not going to hit, are you? That's literally what it's... Dude, I'm telling you. So he was a nerd. It's the fucking voice of, like, somebody that you just want to grab by their shirt and just pummel their fucking brains out. Oh, my God.

Grab him by his shanky golf shirt, code grass for 15% and just beat the living knock his teeth down his throat yes and so i hit and i put it right next to him he's like man i hope they don't get mad at us man i can't hit yet and he's sitting up there i'm like well just hit the ball well they're 270 yards away and with your hook shot you got there kareem i don't think well and so i was like i was like just hit the ball like you said that yeah i'm like if they fucking see it come past them they're gonna hurry up i'm tired of fucking waiting um i missed this so on hole 17 this old guy has been behind us and then him and his wife and he pulls up and he goes

sorry boys i'm gonna go ahead because my dad's kind of dying and uh wait wait no let me finish it let me finish it he goes wait wait wait someone came up behind you the group that was behind us has been waiting because we're waiting on the group in front of us yeah okay and they're a group of two and he goes i'm i'm not telling you anything else he just pulls up next to me and he goes yeah guys i'm gonna go ahead and go my dad's my dad's in the hospital he's uh kind of dying so it's either wait on you guys or wait for him to die so i think i'm gonna go wait on him and he just drives off i was like My dad is on his deathbed, and I really gotta get this last couple holes.

No, like, he just left. Like, finished. He was just letting us know that he wasn't jumping in front of us. And then the guy was with you. He was just like, whoa. What hospital is he? I told Bailey, I'm like... Just trying to keep him in conversation.

I told Bailey, I'm like, man, that's a hell of a way to start off your happy Sunday or end your happy Sunday or something like that and the guy in front of the guy the annoying guy goes man I'm gonna go find the biggest tree I can with some rope after hearing that I'm like

what the fuck I'm like please do you're like do us all a favor Cole but yeah Like, what the fuck? I'm like, please do. You're like, do us all a favor, Cole. But, yeah. And so, we're on the 17th hole. You're like, fucking I'm hitting. He's looking up.

I said, fucking I'm hitting. I finally got him to tee off. He fucking slings one way onto the shit again. You're like, get the fucking boomstick out, Cole. And knock that baby up there and get these guys moving. And and so he slings one out into the fucking tall grass again and he's just like walking around up there looking and then bailey was watching him while i was playing golf and he takes a ball out of his pocket bailey watches him and he drops it and then he continues to look for a while and then he comes back up there and i fucking hate cheaters in golf like it's different like if well for a sport like golf it's i feel like it's very much an honor system because

well yeah you could easily just take a stroke off your score and just say something else he's gonna go tell all of his buddies that hey yeah i shot a fucking 74 this weekend it's like not with that hook but in like in high school golf i like trained myself i would count like four we usually had groups of four i would count like everybody's strokes oh as they were playing the entire hole did you ever catch someone oh yeah i had a kid cheat so bad one time i my coach came up because i was so fucking hot and i was like i'm gonna fucking kill this kid and my coach the kid was like you're like what'd you shoot the kid's like four you're just like no you didn't yeah that's exactly how i got and And then I was walking with another kid in the group I was pretty good friends with.

He was like the most mellow kid ever. And oh my God, I got into such a bad pissing match with this kid. Dylan, his name, was like, it'll be be all right we'll figure it out up at the clubhouse i'm like no this motherfucker's a fucking cheater we're on the fucking t-box at a high school golf meet like i can't abide it i'm just losing oh on a different team yeah so i was playing yeah of course you're not gonna i'm playing you're competing against him yeah and he's doctoring his score yeah and this kid was kid was like, well, fine, that's what I'll take then. I'm like, it's not about what you're going to fucking take.

It's what you had. You'll take what you had. Yeah. You'll take what you shot is what you're going to take. Yeah, that was probably the most time I've ever been heated in fucking high school golf. But anyways, this kid's kind of doing the same thing. Was he Catholic? I'm just kidding.

I have no idea. But, so, we got done there and then I hit into him again on 18. He was like, yeah, I'm not going to hit him again.

I'm like, you're like, you couldn't reach him with two shots. I just walked up on my tee in the ground. I didn't even, I looked kind of where they were. I'm like you're like you couldn't reach him with two shots i just walked up on my t in the ground i didn't even i looked kind of where they were i'm like well i can probably land it right there and then i just fucking hit and then i just turn around and walk back to my cart did you just drive after it or did you still wait for him to hit i waited for him to hit but i was like just hurry the fuck up you You should have just drove off. Hey, where are you going?

Fucking leaving you. Fucking anywhere you're not. Anyways, so it's like the very last part. Like, he's like standing up on top of his, like, on the seat of his car, like, trying to see the flag. Like, we're playing, like, a fucking match. He was getting so annoying i'm like i about asked on 18 yeah on hole 18 he was in the other fairway in nines fairway oh and so he's like kind of hit up over the hill and so it was so like he was acting like he was so good that i literally almost been like do you want to play for money just to shut him up like he was competing against you like that's what he like acted like he had to do which i'm just having a good time like i could fucking try if you really want me to try like he wasn't acting like it but like if there was a hole where he had more than you

was he kind of just like oh i had more than i had less strokes than you on that one he's like yeah he'd be like that was a good par for that hole i'm like you're like that was a hole where he had more than you, was he kind of just like, oh, I had less strokes than you on that one. He's like, yeah, he'd be like, that was a good par for that hole. You're like, that was a double bogey. I'm like, congratulations, dude. I was counting. You're like, are you counting that drop three that you got from your tee shot from that ball

you picked out of your pocket? Well, that's what I'm saying. Well, he starts panicking. That's what I'm saying. If you want to fucking play like that we can fucking play like that because i'll beat your ass up and down the court up and down the course but um we finished out 18 and we're walking off and at this point i'm just like i took my golf shoes off on the green i was like so ready to go because i had my slippers in the back of the golf cart. He's like, hey, you're not supposed to do that.

And I was just fucking – I was just ready to fucking go. And then we're walking off and I'm already at my cart because like I just walked away. Four. Not five. You hit five. Anyway, yeah, keep them going. On the topic of golf... I got a little segment for that after, but...

On the topic of golf, I was telling Lena that I want to make it... This is going to be a brief glimpse back into the Terror Dome again. Get me another one. Get me my third. Because this is the summer of self-help for Jake. Not really, but as I'm getting to this point in my

life, I'm seeking opportunities for just ways that i can kind of zen out a little bit more oh yeah you know especially you know you get into your young adult life and you start you know you work a nine to five and i'm just trying to break up the monotony you know and like you don't want to get into a slump because no one wants to be in a slump yeah i just hit that like well i don't know if i told you or a rut well like we were talking about sunday we went golfing like i was like so like and it can be something as easy as that just getting outside for a while that can make you

feel good oh i was so fucking depressed like the first the two weeks before that and then we went out and golf and i beat the shit out of you and Spencer putting this, and I was like, it was like, I was, I, it was almost personal.

It seemed like, I don't know. I'm just kidding. Um, you were playing that. I was playing, you were lights out. Um,

but, um, I've told Lena, um, that I want to make an effort and you can think this is dumb or stupid or not, but I want to make an effort this year to go play a round of golf by myself. Because I think that I feel like doing something like playing a round of golf by yourself is a very isolating feeling because golf is something that nine times out of ten you're like well i'm not gonna go unless i can find someone someone to go with me i don't want to go golfing by myself you know what i mean yeah like there's

certain activities that you just don't normally do by yourself well and see i feel like golfing is one of them when i first like came down here i did that a lot because i i don't normally do by yourself. Well, and see... And I feel like golfing is one of them. When I first, like, came down here, I did that a lot. Because I don't mind golfing by myself. Because it's literally just you, your thoughts, and a golf ball. A fucking little white ball. Sounds therapeutic.

In fucking nature. Like, you're just hitting a fucking ball. Sounds therapeutic. And that's kind of what i want to do like this year but um on the topic of what we were just talking about most times if you go to a golf course and you just get a single person tea time then they put three other assholes with you and they're like we got to get as as many people together as we can so we can maximize our tea times if you really want to i would say like go for like a late evening.

Because you're one person. You can. What if you get like early, early morning? They might throw you in just by yourself. But I would go. And if you really want a therapeutic experience, late evening. Like sun like about right there. It's starting to get a little chilly.

But you're one person. You can swing around and golf pretty quick. Especially if you're not, like... Okay, take me to... Close my eyes. Take me to a late evening on the Lynx. Got a little cornfield in the background. Sunsetting.

Early fall, so it's still decently warm during the day, but as the sun goes down, it's starting to cool off. That feels really nice. Just threw on a little jacket. Okay, so you bring the golf bag. You're not even drinking beer. I mean, you bring the jacket in your golf bag. You're not even drinking beer.

You're drinking a fucking iced tea or something. Oh, yeah, drinking it. We're not even getting a buzz. We're not getting a buzz on this little venture. No, you're just swinging a quick 18, quick 9. Quick 18, quick 9 maybe. Okay. Sneaking a quick 9 after work.

Okay. Yeah. So let's go there. Take me there. And you're playing the best round of golf you've ever played. Yeah, because you're just putting a one down for every hole. Because no one's there to prove you wrong. You've got three hole-in-ones.

I think also another thing we need to do, if we do go with friends, we need to try being less competitive. Because all four of us, me, you, Zane, and Spencer, are very competitive. And I think with Spencer... I mean, I like to compete. I'm interrupting you. I like to compete, but I'm fine with just chill. Yeah.

But I think with Spencer, the other day, the Sunday we went out, it was supposed to be a chill thing. And we kind of just threw in, let's play like against each other. Well, we kind of had it planned because the last time we were all together, we did two on two. Yeah. But I mean. But Spencer is very, there's different types of people. Someone like Spencer gets very down on himself and is very hard on himself.

Yeah. And so when he's not performing well he'd never show that kind of aggression or animosity towards anyone else no but towards himself he's very hard on himself so he wasn't playing very well he was getting kind of down on himself yeah i think i think especially if we got as a group but i'm with you i need i need to start just... I... Once... I really want to get on that list, like, schedule of playing golf once a week. That gets really expensive, though. Yeah, but...

I mean, unless you go to, like, some cheaper golf courses. I fucking wish Wilderness Ridge would let us fucking play. That's a slippery slope there. But anyways, I think there's a mental... It's not only supposed to be therapeutic, but it's a mental hurdle for myself I'm trying to get over. Where I can just go and do something like that by myself and not require the social stimulation of others yeah you know what i mean see i think it's it's it's it's like a mental exercise essentially for myself yeah but i mean golf golf honestly everybody everybody in high school was like, you playing golf? I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, watch.

Here in 30 years, you'll be playing golf too. You'll be 45 and fucking playing golf. People were giving you shit in high school for playing golf? Oh, yeah. Non-stop. You're like, you realize professional golfers make way more than fucking probably anyone. Yeah, and I don't know.

It's because it's an individual sport any sport where it's an individual person like tennis golf those people make a shit ton of money it takes a lot more talent you don't have a team yeah you don't have you are the team you don't have somebody else that can pick up your slack right if you do bad that's it yeah but Yeah. But, I mean, we had, like, you could toss in team scores, and you can go to, like, state for a team when state is, like, a team. I never had that opportunity. Our golf team was terrible. I bet if I – when I was in Fremont, my dad and I went and played –

I can't remember what it was, what the name of the golf course was I want to say it was called like whitetail or something like that it was in Fremont um but like we got like the earliest tee time and when we got there there was nobody there yeah it's so nice there wasn't even anyone in the pro shop and I think they were just like no we didn't walk it i think they might have they i might have like called a number and someone picked up and was just like yeah you can just take a cart and go and i was like okay and there was like nobody there there was nobody on the golf course like we, we were there all by ourselves. It was just me and my dad.

That was kind of fun. And then we caught up to the guy mowing greens. There's something so zen. Like, if we're saying that, like, something so zen about going out first thing in the morning playing golf and all the dew is still left on. Oh, you like playing in the dew? Yeah. Because it's like. I'm in the dew. golf and all the dew is still left on oh you like playing in the dew yeah because it's like i'm in the do do the do something weird about me is when you go out and you have the first tee time and you have this entire like just like looks like white fucking golf course but just because you have a really heavy do and you just see just your footprints i got my clubs in the bag toes in the do and you're just taking a swing right out of the grass it's like you have a perfectly painted landscape and then you're

the first one to touch it yeah there is something satisfying yeah about like if there's untouched snow and you're stepping in it or driving through it, you're like, oh, yeah. But that's like Cozad when I was working there. I would wake up at 3.30, 4, and just go mow greens. And then I would leave at 1. But I don't have – no other workers are there. Must be nice. I can see, like, my six-foot world. What is in the six-foot world is all that matters right now.

And then it was really Zenny. Anyways, we're getting really deep again. That's not, that's not too deep. Like I said, we're just taking a glimpse into the terror dome. Um,

but, uh, I have, uh, I said, I sent Gabe, uh, a video of the Iggy Woods doing the Iggy Shuffle where he goes,

44, that's me, because he just turned 44. Oh, yeah. And I said, was that you yesterday? And he said, that's me every morning. So he must have just sent me a meme reply. A comedy story about this. Hey, you're a funny guy. Tell me a joke.

About our golf, our back to our golf experience zane and josh were finishing up the hole i like quick ran up hit putted i was like i got fucking pissed and we're over by the kawasaki the the holes that go by the road by kawasaki and i'm just sitting there by the t-box just pissing and a car drives by and I just go. With your cock out? Yeah. And Zane just fucking starts dying laughing. He's like, that's why I fucking love you.

You will flash random people in public. Publicly urinating and not giving a care in the world. Okay, you know what? We got to pitch this to Zane. He needs to make a golf vlog channel. Golf vlog channel. Ready? And it's called Zin Zen with Zane.

Where he throws in a Zin and he ASMR plays golf. And he just gets like a little mic? Yeah, yeah. Throws in a Zin, so it's Zin Zen with Zane. Dude, that's a pretty good idea. Come on. Hey, they's a pretty good idea. Come on. Hey, they pay me for my brain. Who's they?

I don't know. That'd be really fun. I'll tell them. If he wasn't busy being a professional baseball player. Zen with Zane. Zen with Zane. Triple Z. But yeah, that was a really comedic part of that day.

I have another funny golf story. Oh, so we're sitting there on the first tee, and some guys are on nine. And I'm going to step back from my mic because this guy hits a ball and he goes, go in you fucking whore. It just screams it. There's like fucking 15. There's like 15 people on the putting green and like 10 people on the fucking driving range. And we're in between both of them.

And I look over at the putting green, the practice green and the guy's like, this guy is there and he's like, Jesus Christ. And everybody is hysterically laughing like on the putting green and driving range because this guy just fucking screamed it like he chipped it or something and it was close to going yes i don't know and he just fucking screamed, get in, you fucking whore. And everybody was just losing their shit. I was like, well, that's a good sign about how the day is going to start off. So you know how Spencer and I have to work Sunday.

I guess Spencer had a tea time for Sunday that he had to adjust. Yeah. And he's like, I hope i can get a refund and i was like well you should be able to um and it reminded me of a time one time corbin and i went and it was just us two playing it was windy i think it was kind of cold we're playing homes and i was playing like shit i was shanking everything i was taking my sandwich i'd get close to the green i was for whatever reason i could not hit my fucking sandwich that day every time i would hit it it would shank way to the right like i kept towing it for some reason we're just coming right off the shank that's like where the shaft goes in the

club no i think i was i think i was just hitting it off the toe like i wasn't hitting it square in the face anyways i yeah i kept shanking it and i was getting so fucking pissed that after the front nine i was like i'm done i literally was like i'm going home i don't want to play anymore i quit that round of golf i was too legit to quit now i'm unlegit and for that reason i must quit and that's exactly what i did i basically was like i'm done i was so pissed and corporate's like well i'm gonna keep playing by myself and i was like bye I went I went I was like take me I literally was you know like the stereotypes video of Dude Perfect where he's like take me to the pawn shop I'm selling my clubs I basically was like take me back to the

pro shop because I'm done so he took me up there and I was just like yeah I don't want to play the back night like I think I might have lied I might have reeled my emotions back in I think I might have lied. I might have reeled my emotions back in. I think I was just like, I got to go somewhere. Like, I think I lied. But I was like, yeah, can I just, like, get a refund for the back nine or something? Because, like, I can't play anymore. And they were just like, yeah, you can get a rain delay. And basically they just, like, gave me a receipt for the back nine. And so anytime I wanted, receipt for the back nine,

and so anytime I wanted, I could come back and play nine holes if I showed them my receipt. Did you? So I had that receipt in my wallet for so long that the receipt paper was rubbing inside my wallet, and it wore all the ink off of it. So I don't know what came of it, but basically for the longest time I was like, I got a free

nine holes i can use at homes and i was intending to go back there at some point and i just never did yeah but that's pretty i mean i was i don't know what got and i think i was like i'm i think i was basically just like i am not having fun right now. Dude. This isn't fun, and I want to leave. And that's one of the shittiest things about competitive golf. Because golf is a sport where you can go out, and you can play a tournament one day, and you can be fucking great. And then the very next day, the fucking wheels could fall off.

And I had the same exact experience. I had a fucking golf tournament that was like that. And I... But I was in a competitive match, so I didn't have a choice. And so I just kept getting pissed and pissed and pissed. And the more pissed I got, the worse I started playing. Yeah. And my dad and brother were watching me,

and they finally just fucking left and walked to the clubhouse. Your brother and dad stopped watching you? Yeah. Well, I was just over it. Like, I was just trying to. Like, you were kind of throwing in the towel, just trying to get through the round. Yeah, because I'm like. I just want to get out of here.

Yeah. But I can't quit. I have to finish the round. I can't do what Jake did and just quit after the front. It was, like, the highest round I've shot. And I like all through like, well, I didn't play all through high school because COVID hit. And then I was just fucking over it. But like freshman year, I was top five in the state freshman year.

And then come sophomore year, I went through my huge growth spurt. I was playing like absolute dog shit. And I shot 100. And I haven't shot a hundred since i was like 12 jesus and i was so fucking pissed in my i walked up you should just went to the clubhouse and been like my dad's in the hospital he's dying i got and they're just like um but no i walked in sign like you have to sign your scorecards to verify that everything on your scorecards you just wrote fuck you i just i signed my name they usually had like the girl

golf team check them make sure everything was legit sign it and i just walked whoa i signed it threw it on the desk walked straight to the van and the coach was like where are you going i said sitting in the fucking van and And I sat in there until all the other guys got done. And it was like two hours, three hours. You're like, Jesus, you shot pretty high, and you're just like, yeah, why don't you go fuck yourself? Not good.

But that's the shitty thing about golf, is you can have a hell of a round. I feel like golf is one of those... Golf is a sport where it's it's a sport of finesse and there's so many moving parts that have to go right in order for to hit a good shot like if you think about like you think about like sports like football or basketball, you can be decently good if you just give a lot of physical effort. Yeah. Or if you're fast.

Or if you're strong. If you're fast, if you're strong. Golf is like your feet, your ankles, your knees, your hips, your hands, your wrists, your arms. Your body. All got to move right. Your head. Your head. Yeah, you pick, your hands, your wrists, your arms, all got to move right. Your head. Your head. Yeah, you pick up your head.

Pretty much your entire body has to be in the right spot with the right movement because you're talking about a space of this hitting an object of this. Yeah. That if it's off by a fucking quarter of an inch, you may, you're maybe hitting your balls 20 yards in a different direction. So. Golf is a hard sport. And. It's expensive.

It's difficult. But it's also really fun. Which is kind of a weird thing for me to say because I'm so young. But good word of advice. If you have trouble with patience and you need to learn patience without somebody teaching you patience, golf. Pick up golf. Buy some shitty set of golf clubs and go out. Because everybody looks at golf and they're like,

God, that looks fucking easy. And then you go out and you play like shit and you play like shit and you play like shit and you play like shit. You can't figure it out. Play like shit. Play like shit. It teaches you patience. True. Keep play like shit and you play like shit you can't figure it out play like shit play like shit it teaches you patience true keep trying one time the only way you can get good is to keep doing it that's what i did because i like i'm at the point where i'm

like i know i'm not very good it doesn't really matter what ball i use it doesn't matter how good my clubs are you know maybe maybe because i'm so tall it wouldn't be it maybe would help my game if i got custom fit for clubs are you using talls i think talls but uprights i was like i need a decent set of irons because like the irons i had were like rawlings brand that's like a that's a baseball glove brand yeah um and so i was like i went to play it against sports and i got a set of used irons for like 50 some bucks and it was like two through wedge and sand wedge so i it was a full set of irons and the guy said they were they were supposed to be longer or i've compared them to other clubs, and they're not that much longer,

but I think the angle of the head is a little bit upright. It's probably more upright. A little more upright for a taller person. So if you're trying to get into golf, go to a used sporting goods store and skimp out as much as you can on your clubs so that you can take all your money and put it into shankitgolf.com and use code grass yeah because everyone knows the style what fuck if you look fuck if you pay like shit it's all about if you look good it's all about if you look good because

guess what that cart girl comes around that car girl comes around grass and she's not zing that was such a fucking perfect timing i want to know what monkey grass is if i ever have a golf course i'm 100 putting monkey grass everywhere when that golf girl comes around guess what she's not looking at where your ball's landing okay you go up to that motherfucker you swing it as hard as you fucking can When that golf girl comes around, guess what? She's not looking at where your ball's landing, okay? You go up to that motherfucker. You swing it as hard as you fucking can because she's going to hear the ping. And then you just, no matter where it goes, it could roll and just go like this. And then go, yeah, I'll take another six-pack.

Yeah, I'll take another six-pack. Didn't she just order a six-pack two holes ago? Yeah, give me another. And then she's going to go, oh, my God, what is that leopard print polo you got there? That looks really good. ShankyGolf.com. I got that at ShankyGolf.com using code GRASS, and I got 15% off. So I'd be styling on them.

Did her on a pile of carburetors the asian and automotives did her on a pile of carburetors oh brother but uh that's about my tip is golf teaches you a lot of patience i could see that and i. I was talking about this. Someday when we do decide to have kids, I'm going to be probably pretty good at dealing with when they're being annoying. Oh, God. No, you won't.

I have patience. Somewhat. I have patience for that thing. Muskrat. No comment. Muskrat. but muskrat no comment um um i gotta have you ever noticed how spaghetti tastes way better the next day i'm spaghetti monster yes can we please talk about this why is spaghetti is one of those foods that you make it and it's good and then you

i'm talking now don't interrupt me you got plenty of air time this episode um you got plenty of air time on the last doink doink turkey's done um spaghetti is one of those things that you make it it's good you put it in tupperware you stain that tupperware for the rest of its existence but you get it out of the fridge the next day you pop it in the microwave get it piping hot throw some parmesan cheese on there and oh my god this tastes better than it did yesterday why is that tell me tell me i found i found another food that's exactly like that shepherd's pie when bailey first made the shepherd's pie i'm like okay yeah this is all right the next night i

warmed it up because we were having leftovers i'm like this is fucking great i've noticed that about smoked things like but that i think has a good reason for because i think with smoked meats especially probably one of the most important parts of cooking something is the rest time yeah because that's when everything like the temperature comes down so it's not too hot. Any flavor that's in it really sets in. The smoke flavor that's primarily on the outside probably works its way in a little bit more. I don't know. I think there's a temperature in food. But some kind of magic happens where you put it in the fridge overnight and you heat it up the next day.

And it tastes smokier. Like smoked meats. But in terms of spaghetti... Yeah, I don't know what the fuck. Next day spaghetti is just a game changer. Yeah, I love spaghetti so much I ate an entire bowl of spaghetti cold this morning for breakfast. My one friend and I, my friend, my Xbox friend, we had this conversation. And he was like, notice the same thing. and I, my friend, my Xbox friend, we had this conversation and

he was like, noticed the same thing. He's like, spaghetti is so good the next day. And I was just like, I'm just gonna make some spaghetti, put it right in the fridge, and then come back later and reheat it in the microwave. That's almost exactly what we did last night.

I came home and Bill was like like i'm fucking starving hungry and i'm like okay i'm like do you want me to cook i'm sitting there cooking she's like we should go to the gym i'm like uh she's like now that you're 90 through that meal making it yeah let's go do something else so we ended up going to the gym got the spaghetti like completely cooked just waiting for us to get home we got home and i was so fucking exhausted i tried to run on the treadmill yeah i don't like running on a tread on it i hate it i feel like I'm going to fall off I think it's because I'm a Sasquatch And I've gained it a little bit In the LBs Since I was a young whippersnapper in high school No wait wait listen

The belt slips When heel to ball of foot Touches that belt It like slides a little bit i shit you not i'll go upstairs and we'll do it right now oh now i think when i hit it no on the ones that planet fitness i'll have i'll be like jogging or something and like as my foot comes down since i weigh a fucking quarter ton the fucking my foot like hits the bell and it like slides a little bit like it doesn't just like keep rolling under my feet like hits the bell and it like slides a little bit

like it doesn't just like keep rolling under my feet like it stops it for a second and it like i'm gonna fucking fall over because anyone that's run on a treadmill knows how precarious that is i i i get nervous because like i don't how far back oh you're scared you're gonna you're gonna miss the back and And how far forward. How far forward. I'm like, I'm just like, I'm like trying to like stay in one spot. I feel like a fucking, I feel like. For someone that can barely walk normally on flat ground, I don't even want to know what it's like seeing you on a treadmill. But when I run, when I run on a treadmill for some reason i like move side to side instead of like well i

mean when you're talking about a path that's like this wide well maybe not maybe like this wide but still but yeah but like there's some guy that walked in and when i was doing my reps on the machine oh that fucking hurts yeah it's called soreness um he just hops on it starts doing the karaoke running backwards fucking doing bear crawls this guy hops on it and he's just fucking just dead sprinting in the fucking machine with his band no this is a different guy um but yeah this guy just hops on there pull pull, blow, throws his hoodie up, throws his earbuds in and just fucking, I'm like, I can't fucking do that. Like I tried to run on it for a little bit and I was like, I feel like everybody's watching

me. I don't like this. I'm nervous. Um, but yeah. You would think something like a treadmill would be a pretty straight forward piece of exercise equipment but hey sometimes

it's harder than it looks and I don't like it because my ankle locks up sometimes you've got that drop foot and that's the last thing I want to do is just right in front of everybody get belt burn on a oh fuck that would hurt skin your burn on a, oh, fuck, that would hurt.

So I was like. Skin your elbow on a fucking treadmill. We were walking. We were getting ready to leave. We did our workout. And I told Bailey, I was like, all right, I'm going to run back to the apartment. But I'm going to go the long way. Because I'd rather run on fucking solid ground.

At least if I eat shit, I'm going to just laugh about it. And I could say, like, oh oh there was a rock that I stepped on or some other bullshit story instead of me just running on treadmill and said I'm sorry guys I just ate shit my bad like I ate shit on a stationary piece of moving belt yeah um so I started running back almost got hit by a car this car was just sitting there with their like started and so i didn't know what the fuck they were doing and so i started running and i was like probably from me to like the door they can't see the door but you know how far it is and i was just running and then they start pulling out and so i just kept running i'm like i have the right of way like i'm already

here it's trying to get that insurance it's a car. And they just kept pulling out. Like, I hope they snap my femur so I can get a check. They just kept pulling out. And so I kind of do one of these. Like, I just, like, veer around them. And I just book it. I run through the fucking rocks and everything. Showering the place with rocks.

I got back to our apartment. I'm sitting there. And Bailey comes walking around the corner. I'm just... And you're like, who wants spaghetti? No Chick-fil-A sauce? Bailey walks up and she gets up there. She throws her bowl of spaghetti in there and she's eating it.

I thought you were going to say she throws her dip. I'm like... I'm like... I fucking... A throws her dip i'm like i'm like i fucking post work dipski i will before i went i'm like you know what really i think really helped me out if i have a good buzz so i pounded two beers for one you're like steve will do it he likes to work out high dude i saw a video of him a beer and pre-workout i'm telling you next time you go to planet fitness you'll be fucking throwing that shit back i saw a video of him um he had the like sour patch um but they were called stony patch it's like a package of sour patch kids they've all got like

red eyes and shit like they're it's like um I don't know how many, I think they're like 100 milligrams per package. Oh, I was like per one. They're like edibles. Yeah. Per package. Yeah, yeah. So like you would probably, a normal person would probably eat like one Sour Patch Kid and that package would last you like a whole week or two weeks.

I don't know. Yeah. But there's a video of him eating 14 packages and he or something i think it's like 14 no it's like 10 um and he just like balls them all up and he's with faze banks because he's at the when faze banks was at the cloud house and he like puts them all in a ball and just shoves them in his mouth. It makes us like, this is enough to put a fucking elephant on full blast. And I was like,

Oh my God. And Steve was like, I like to work out when I'm stoned. So that's, and he was working out and he was just absolutely baked out of his mind. I'm just like, I don't, I don't know what that's like,

but I think, I think it's the same thing. Like with a little buzz, do you think you go harder? Yeah. Really? Because I like something with my body. I get like my body's number. Like, I mean, like creatine, just pound a couple of beers before you go.

Oh, I like to take like a beer. I'll pound a beer and then I'll like in like this much water I'll put like two scoops of pre-workout and I'll just pound that. In this much water? In like this much water. You'll put two scoops of pre-workout? Like technically like dry scooping

it but it's enough to like just drink it because I can't dry scoop it. Yeah, I do the same thing with emergency. And Metamucil. But you know what you need to have or what we both need, except it sucks, but it would help us on our treadmill. Can you take guests to Planet Fitness? I don't know.

We should get a workout one day. I'm feeling those. I really want to see you bench. I want to see what your max is. And I want to see my max I haven't seen it in a while GrassDaddy's vlog We're going to max out on bench

See what we can bench I don't know My bench is probably not very high I don't even think my deadlift Is very high anymore That was like my lift Fuck If I tried deadlifting

My fucking back Would probably snap in half I think I hit like 340 in high school 320 340 I think the most i did on deadlift was in college and i think i did like 415 or something like that weighed uh like when i hit that i think it weighed like 140 pounds that's pretty good for a little

for a little guy that was my lift though everybody's like squats and bench press i'm like yeah anyways so when i hurt my ankle freshman year of high school and i was doing a rehab um i was doing all kinds of different things for my ankle because it was very much muscular like they went and x-rayed it and they're like it's not broken, but it's such a bad sprain. It would actually heal faster if it was just broken. Oh, yeah, I remember you saying that. Because it was that bad of a sprained ankle. I think we talked about that on the pod.

But what we didn't talk about, I know we didn't talk about this, was during the rehab, they had me do all kinds of different things like band work and like my trainer at school he would have me um put it in the ice bath and one thing he would have me do is he would have me like there'd be a towel on the ground and i would put my my dogs on the one end of the towel and i would have to like grab it with my toes and like pull the towel in and another thing i had to do was there's like all these little like foam cubes and I had to like pick them up with my toes and like put them in like a cup it was just way you know to get movement but one thing I did at the actual like rehab place like the physical therapy place was they had a treadmill that you put on these like tights and you zip into this bubble type thing and it inflates with air and

it like lifts you up so that you can like walk on it with like less gravity so you could like so you could make your body weight like half of what it actually is not bearing like two you're probably 200 pounds then? 220? No, I was probably. Oh, that's freshman year. Freshman year of high school, yeah, I was probably, I don't even know. 180? Maybe, I don't even know.

But, so instead of like 180, you're weighing like 80 pounds. Yeah. Because I was on crutches at this point because I couldn't even walk on it. Yeah, so you're not like full load bearing. Yeah, but they're trying to get, you know. Like they say when you're like recovering from an injury, you shouldn't limp. You know, because if you limp, that means you're like favoring that muscle. You're not allowing it to heal. You got to work through.

You probably just kept limping on it and it never healed properly. By the way, I don't think you actually have drop foot i just jokingly say drop foot no but dude this ankle now that you talk about that when you're talking about doing stuff with your toes like if i like curl my toes they don't want to like i can't like force them on back maybe that's why i run like a dipshit let's get you some foam cubes and we'll do some rehab. I'll re-break it. We'll sprain it. Start from square run. Anyway, square run. Square run today.

So, that treadmill rode up my fucking crotch so fucking bad. Because you put on these, like, tights type of thing. It's like... like so you sit in the bubble so like technically the tights are the bubble so yeah yeah yeah okay so picture picture a bubble okay i'm picturing like a bubble with this top cut off picture a bubble yeah with the top cut

off and you put on and you put these like it's like i like it's like um tights yeah but like half like they were like at my knee or whatever oh like you could put them on over your shorts um and then the the part of the bubble that's cut off is like sewn to the waistband of the tights that's what i'm picturing and then you zip it in the outside of the extra part has a zipper on it and then the other part of the bubble that's cut off has a zipper on it and it zips in and then so it's a closed bubble except your feet are sticking through the bottom anyways somehow it works uh maybe you i'm not anyways they fill it up with air and it like lifts you up but all the weight is on the line that's right between your fucking balls and in your asshole it's like the seam of

the tights are just you're being basically supported by imagine you take a rope and you floss yourself and then you use that rope to pick your whole body up that's all of your own weight whatever is not being did you just eventually tuck the twins to the side and just let it i don't know i don't know where my balls are at i'm surrounded by professionals i'm just trusting them my balls are in their hands and so i get zipped into this thing, and they start floating me up, and they're like, this is what it would be like for you to walk on the moon. And I'm like, I don't want to be an astronaut anymore. I don't know.

I don't know what I was saying. I think I was just like, this hurts my balls. I don't know what I was saying, but I basically was just like, it fucking sucks. I hope my ankle heals. Have you ever had cupping therapy? i've never done that talk in your mic um we uh i don't know how does that help how does cupping help um so in my i took a um what would happen if they put it right on a zit?

Would it just suck the shit out of it? Probably. Beginners of athletic training. I took a class that was like with our athletic trainer at our school. Was this in high school or college? High school. I didn't go to college. I know.

I just like hearing you say. But like we did, we like got to do cupping therapy. It feels fucking amazing. It actually does. So it sucks, like... Why am I picturing you with like a bunch of girls

and you're just like, I got an idea. Maybe we have different ideas. Okay, go on. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it sucks. It sucks. It sucks.

The blood. To an affected area. So you have blood on the. Yeah, like it sucks. Blood like. Now I can't think of it. I just had it, but now I can't think of it. Well, like if now i can't think of it well like if you take an ice bath isn't the benefit like i'm i'm i'm pretty sure the scientific benefit to why you take an

ice bath is because when that area gets really cold your body like tries to send blood right no leave a comment i might be wrong i think your blood slows down well I like if an extremity is really cold your body is going to try to warm up that extremity yeah true true so it's probably sending fresh warm blood so if you're sore yeah I don't know

I could be wrong all I know is leave a comment and correct me please I had like when I got my really bad concussion they put like the electrodes. Oh, and I did that too. I did the shock therapy on my ankle. Oh my God, it feels so good. It was kind of weird.

They had this like metal plate underneath my thigh. And they like put the thing, the little electrodes on. Yeah, it was kind of weird. I did it to my fingers when I first got my concussion because I wanted to make sure that I didn't like your fingers? like I didn't fuck up my brain enough that I couldn't like

it was that bad? yeah I got cold knocked the fuck out I didn't know where the fuck I was oh my god yeah it was bad now I'm just a dipshit

try them again this might be damaging so much Now I'm just a dipshit. Try them again. This might be damaging so much. I can't remember what I ate last night. Can we get some more electrodes and put them on your brain and see if we can buzz you back to a different person? See if I just look like fucking Einstein. That's Frankenstein. We might need to get the fuck out of here, y'all. We've only been day drinking today.

We did go day drinking today. We got off work early. Yep. Got off work. Went to the bar. Put $20 in a slot machine. Lost it all. Got a couple beers at noon.

Came home. Oh, I went through the drive-thru at uh slim chickens and i was playing nickelback on like 15 volume because i was kind of buzzed drunk you might say um and i like i was handing her my card and i'm just like what like it was loud enough where i had to, like, lean out my window, but I was like, I was like, in my mind, I thought it was a funny prank, and I'm pranking really nobody, maybe myself, for making myself look like a jackass.

But she, like, hands me my food, and I'm like, thanks, and Nickelback is just, like, blaring. I think I was listening to Photograph. Look at this photograph. Yeah. Or maybe, yeah, I can't remember. But, yeah, I was playing Nickelback at a pretty sizable volume. And so I was hoping, like, and she left the window open.

And I was like, I hope everyone in there hears this Nickelback. I met up with my brother. Well, he had a guy from New York that works with him. And he's an older guy. And he goes, well, what are you doing tonight? And I and i was like i don't know i got the podcast to do and he goes hey larry because that's the guy that works with him his name is larry he goes larry you want someone to put you to bed at night just turn on their podcast what an asshole oh he's only listening we try to wake up shad right now he's only because if he's listening

to this in the future should we try to wake him up wake him now? Because if he's listening to this in the future, should we try to wake him up? Wake him up? What do you mean? Like we'll scream into our mics right now and hopefully... No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to blow out the audio. But wouldn't that be funny? No, he's only listening to our first episode. He thinks our first episode was terrible.

Because it was. We didn't have the mics right up here, so it sounded horrible. Well, now we're better. I told him to listen to our newer ones. Wouldn't that be funny, though, if he's sleeping? And we're just like, wake up. And he just stirs him away. Make him think he's having a fever dream because we're calling out his name.

We're like, wake up, Chad, you motherfucker. Wake up. Dude, have you yeah you before we go dreams i called you jake do you want to know do you want to know what that mean well no ask me the question and then say what that mean that's how this works okay well i it's not like it ask me a question kind of like what that mean but like not really like it's a good conversation what that means okay ask me the question and then have you what are some of your craziest dreams in the past two weeks in the past two weeks what that mean well that doesn't really work okay i'm sorry um well a couple nights ago i had a dream i was buying a nightclub in gpa um because it was something that I've been planning on doing.

You have very active dreams. That's what I've noticed about you. What do you mean? Like things that pertain to my real life? Yeah, like something you're doing that day, you dream of it that night. Well, that's typically how dreams work is what you'll dream about is what your subconscious mind is preoccupied with. So stuff that you're not necessarily actively thinking about. Like if you're just like...

My subconscious mind is a fucking animal. Like if you're thinking about... Oh my god. Like if you're... Right before you go to sleep, if you're like, I'm thinking about something I want to have a dream about, nine times out of ten, you're not going to just dream about that. But, like, if it's something that you were giving a lot of thought to or something that you were recently thinking about, your brain, it's still kind of in the back of your mind it's almost like anything that's in the back of your mind is something that your brain or something that you've been really preoccupied with will like leak into your dreams because your brain was so focused on this thing yeah that it carries over you want to hear

about my dream last night was this a question for me or was you just a setup for you like it's a question for both i'm just kidding but Go ahead. What did you dream about? For some reason, last night, I had a dream that... I was, like, playing Frogger, but I was going... down. It was like... Like, you were going with the traffic?

Traffic was going, like, this way. Like, this direction. And so, like, I was, like, swerving in and out of traffic. So, you were going, like, left and right. And, like, I would swerve over, but there was, like this way, like each direction. And so like I was like swerving in and out of traffic. So you're going like left and right. And like I would swerve over, but there was like a third lane or like something. And like a car from the other direction would swerve out, and I'd like swerve to miss it, and I'd swerve to miss it. And then I kept going, and it was like that for like I don't know how long in real life but it felt like

forever and then right before i woke up i smashed into a front of like into another car and i just remember somebody going saying yeah you're injured it's gonna have to pay for that and then i woke up what a nightmare like it wasn't even scary but it was just the weirdest you just woke up in a cold sweat you're like dioda and betty's like, what? And you're like, Oh God, I thought I was going to have to pay for that. But like, it was just, you just woke up.

You're like, he hit me. It was so weird. Like, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like my dreams were just, okay.

Do you ever have dreams where like you're playing call of duty or something? Like you're playing a first person shooter in your dreams this i'll tell you how my dreams are and then you can say okay uh-huh or uh-uh we need more beer for you well good thing i got a 30 rack um if i'm ever having like a first person shooter dream it's like it's me but i don't feel the gun in my hands i feel like there's an invisible controller in my lap like i'm using an xbox controller to control my field of view but my field of view is like me personally doing something so you're not like sitting at a tv you're not like sitting i'm not sitting at a tv it's on the screen it's you the game. It's happening in real life, but it's like I have two sets of hands.

My hands are out here, but I don't feel my hands holding a gun. I'm feeling the left and right trigger on my fingers. That's weird. Right. What that mean? I don't know. I don't know what that mean. I want to go to a sleep specialist.

Like get your brain monitored? I would love to monitor your brain and see what the fuck is going on in there. I think that'd be so crazy. like lately i've been having like i just had deja vu the other day when we were walk mowing so bad i had the exact dream because i remember i was walk mowing 13 you drove past spencer drove past and i remember how i turned around i was like i'm picking the air. Yeah. But I remember when I sat my mower down. So it started with I didn't pull the flag when I started mowing.

I just started mowing. Of course because you don't walk your greens. And then I Didn't deny it. And then when I got ready to pull the flag out I remember sitting my mower down like a little faster after my pass. So it cut like just the blades the tip the grass the rough off when i set it down i i remember that in my dream

and then i was like walking up to the flag and i seen you and i did my little fucking dance dance and i was like i just did this yeah did i just do this I was like whenever you have deja vu do you have some an inkling that something bad is about to happen but doesn't that usually happens to me when I have deja vu I'm like something bad is about to happen like a fucking bomb is gonna drop or a plane is gonna crash right next to me or someone's gonna call me and chew my ass out or something like that like I did something but then it doesn't happen see i get terrified because well i don't get terrified it kind of brings me like a sense of like relaxation when it happens but it also kind of scares me because i get to thinking like kind of creepy okay what if i have a really fucked up dream could that be deja vu maybe that's what i'm saying a lot of times i'll dream a bike

about work yeah because i spend so much time at work that that's a lot of what my brain is taking in is the environment at work well like the other night i had uh dreaming i had a dream that i was like in a mass shooting. And I was just trying to like... Please tell me you weren't holding the gun. No, I was trying to save as many people as possible. And then I ended up dying in the process. But then I had deja vu, and I'm like... Wait, are you talking about having a deja vu in your dream or in real life about a dream?

No, like I had the deja vu at the golf course i had the dream about that like forever ago like i still specifically like now i remember when i had it so you had deja vu about a dream yeah like i dreamt that i was doing that at work oh that's so weird and then i actually did it like step for step that i can remember in my dream so that's so weird. And then I actually did it, like, step for step that I can remember in my dream. But that's what I'm saying, is it worries me because, okay, I just had a dream that I was in a mass shooting and I ended up dying in it. Did I just premonition this happening in real life later? Yeah. I was literally at the mall.

Probably not. I was at the mall. Probably not. Yeah, probably not. But still, it's like. Sometimes I'll have dreams where I'll think I had the same dream two nights in a row. Like, I couldn't remember if I dreamed about getting a nightclub two nights in a row. But then when I wake up the next day, I'm like, wait, did that all happen only last night?

And I dreamed about having that dream the previous night? Or did I actually dream about that two nights in a row? I can't remember. Dreams are fucking crazy, man. Remember when I told you that I wanted to have a nightmare to like know that I was. Oh, yeah. What the fuck was that all about? Did you finally have one?

No, I've been dreaming and it's been so great because now I actually wake up and I'm like, I actually feel like I got sleep. Yeah. Because I actually feel like I'm dreaming. Yeah. Because I actually feel like I'm dreaming. Yeah. I actually know I'm dreaming. I'm asleep. Dude, the human brain is...

That's why I wanted to go into psychology, man. Fascinating. Fascinating creatures, humans. Dude, I could watch videos on that shit forever. I have some psychology textbooks I can let you borrow and read but you don't read um i might read those why am i the way i am um thank you guys for watching and tuning in to this extra long episode you're welcome or maybe i'm sorry i don't know um if you're a completionist and you're like, I have to watch this. Thank you.

Shad, wake up. You're dreaming. Don't worry. It's not deja vu. I don't know. I'm still starving, dude. We need to go get some food. Especially if we're going to polish off that 30 rack.

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