Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 34: General Store

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Jake and Kam share their experiences with the interesting store clerk at Casey's (this is what midwesterners find entertaining). The boys also talk about puking in sports practices and bizarre food combinations they find surprisingly good. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I was walking back to the beer site and she goes, where's your boyfriend at? I was like, and I walked by and I go, yeah, he already blew my back out and he went home. You said that? You said he blew my back out? Yeah, there's four people standing in line. You said that?

Welcome to the Put the Onion to It podcast. I couldn't think of what I wanted to say. But then when he said that and I thought it was funny, I was like, that might be what I go with. That's Cam, I'm Jake, and we are... The Grass Daddies. What's this doing? I don't know. Martin. Keep an eye on him. I'm Jake and we are the grass that a what's this doing? I don't know. Keep an eye on him.

Um, yeah, don't stick your tongue in the outlet. Um, welcome back to another fun filled episode. Um, Hey, we made it. We're alive another day on this beautiful um planet it was a wild one today

a little rainy a little cold yeah it was a little little cold rainy windy out today but uh but we're still here it was cloudy like my heart you're still kicking have you seen those um chiropractor videos jesus have you seen those those chiropractor videos? Jesus. Have you seen those chiropractor videos of the guy that just rips on people? Oh, yeah. He's like in Houston. I forget what his name is. Got some coke up there or what?

Woo! All right. Cam's ready to go. He's like from Houston. i don't remember his name but the the one move where he locks in their hips and then he puts the the towel around their head and pulls on their head and he calls it the ring dinger ring dinger yeah that's what he calls it i haven't seen that guy no he calls it the ring dinger and he'll like go and like more or less for the audience to prove that the person's not dead from him like pulling their head off he'll like you know when you hit right underneath your kneecap your leg kicks from the reflex he'll go to them and he'll like bang on their lead

and he'll go you're still kicking you're good no i just i've watched a guy dude i kind of want to do the y strap they actually make like a y strap that goes like under i don't know what this is called but like the bevel of the back of your head i know the other guy you're talking about yeah and you like the guy that like all his videos are just hot girls you're like i don't know at what you're like i have no idea what you're talking about but that guy yeah that's the guy i watch i don't know what you're like i have no idea what you're talking about but that guy yeah that's the guy i watch i don't know which one i feel like i feel like a few of those chiropractors do that it's like it's just hot their thumbnails are just girls in yoga pants and their hands right next to their ass and they're just like or it's like right under their

ass cheek they're like you're like yeah i need i really you you're the one where the chick and he has like a fucking like chisel it looks like and he's like right on her tailbone like right in her ass crack i'm like so that their ass is shaking whenever he hits it like you really need adjusted your back is really bad he's's like, here, hang on. Let me see what it feels like on the inside. Her pants just go. This next instrument is going to feel a little fleshy. But trust me, it's for your own good. Japers, have you ever had an adjustment back here?

Have you had your oil changed before? There was one video of, I think it was, I think it was, um, Rhett from, um, Good Mythical Morning when they were talking about, um, I think it was him when he was talking about when he got, um, his prostate checked. Mm-hmm. And I think he said he, like, the the guy said now that's my finger and it's like thank you for thank you for clarifying did i say that to you but i know we've seen it before but speaking of prostate i was scrolling through instagram and it was like some dude that just had his eyes started watering and it goes when you're getting your prostate exam you look over and both his hands are still on your shoulders and the guy's just like staring and crying like yeah i've seen the yeah i've seen that one meme where it's like when you're getting a prostate exam and then it's like you see one of his hands

and then you see his other hand go he's like hold still hold still hold still um he has had this and if he jumps up here i'll tell the story just Just so you guys can put a face to what's going on. But I'll wait until... Are you thirsty? Are you thirsty? You're just waiting for me to shut up so you could ask that, weren't you? Yeah. I suppose I am.

I'm a little nervous about what's going to be in here. I guess... The black mini fridge brought it, so... Yeah, I know. And the black mini fridge hasn't done its wrong yet, so... Alright. Okay, I didn't even get a knock. What is it?

Arnold Palmer alert! Arnold Palmer alert! Who wants some Arnie Palmies? Honey, this one has a Vaki. Um... 5%, eh? that's not too bad, I can knock that out, all right, okay, so, so, thank you for throwing that onto the floor, you're welcome, so, not to be a dick or anything, and I, and I need to apologize to you, but sometimes cam will be getting ready to tell me a good story and i'm like save it for the pod um oh which we spend enough of our lives together where and it's not like we have interesting lives

yeah so if we have something happen where we're like this would be good for the pod and then you're about and you're about to tell me about it. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Save it for the pod. So just give the whole story about her. What happened earlier. Okay. We can't name drop her because we don't even know her fucking name.

Yeah. And so this gal, Casey's, that's right by our work. I don't know. It's hard to tell if she's flirting with us or if she's just very sociable. Because she's just like, every time we go in there, thanks, hon. Have a good day. It's like. But the one time you went in, she was, like, making conversation.

Yeah, like, she had, like, my item, and she's, like, scanning my items. She has, like, my item all the way up here, and she's, like, talking to me, and I'm just, like, standing there. I'm like. What's funny is that she's basically got you locked in. Yeah. Like, you can't go anywhere because she's got the item you want to purchase, but she's like, I'm not ringing it up yet until you talk to me for a little bit. Like, she's holding you ransom. Yeah.

She's holding you ransom she's holding or she's next time she holds something up like if it gets above her chin i'm just fucking i'm just gonna turn just walk out she like starts holding it she's like talking to you like you know what you're just like um or because also when she like whenever they they type in your Casey's Rewards, and then it'll say, they have to hit something to... Wrong pipe. They have to hit something before you can insert your card. Yeah. So that's another way that she can just be like, goes and helps someone else out another register. Well, it's like today. And i had to stand there and wait we went for lunch and she's

like sitting over there talking to you she's like getting you through the whole process but talking to you and it's like processing please wait processing please wait i'm like fucking push the button so i can ring my card it's a way that she can assert dominance over you i know that's what she's doing we went to there for lunch today and she's like we walk up there and she goes which one of you is the work wife and i'm like what the fuck does that mean well and leading up to this we've gotten to the point now where we know who she is we know she works there and we know that she likes to make conversation yeah so leading up to it we're like what are we gonna do if she's works there and we know that she likes to make conversation. Yeah. So leading up to it, we're like, what are we going to do if she's in there?

And like, we kind of got in mind that we're going to troll her a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because if I was going to say it, because like she always says something that's like not funny, but like she kind of meant it to be funny. So I was just small, like small talk humor. Yeah.

And I said, I told Jake, I'm like, I was like, I'm just going to outrageously just die laughing. Just right when he comes out. I was like, I wanted you to do it. I was like, do it. I couldn't. Because, well, it looked like their, like, head, like, their, like, their gas station, like, overall, like, general manager. And she has glasses and short spiky hair like the type of lady that well that that is their like that is their manager but the lady that that manager was talking to that was like in jeans i think buying scratchers i think she's like

no i don't know what she was getting but because she was talking to the manager lady about she was talking to the manager lady about how the one shelving area is supposed to be like overflow like you stock it and then if you need a refill you just grab from here and refill oh so i didn't know if she was like maybe she's just a manager in other cases i was like maybe i shouldn't make this lady look like an absolute dipshit in front of alan or boss or maybe you should maybe that'll start making her move things along but um anyways so we're up there and she starts out the conversation with so who's the work wife and i'm like because we're both ringing up at the same time at different registers and she's like and jake goes i just met him like back at the cooler i'm just i'm trying to

troll her well first thing i did was i walk up and i sit down two crispy chicken sandwiches and two energy drinks and one bag of chips and i go she's like how are you doing today and i'm like good just doing some grocery shopping and i was like got two of everything which i i don't know i was trying to make a dad joke because i got one bag of chips so i didn't get two of everything. But I did get two. Exactly. I was trying to set you up. That's what I was trying to do

was be funny and make a dad joke so you would do it. But then, yeah, I was like... She's like, so who's a work wife? What does that mean? I don't know. If anybody knows what the work wife means,

leave a comment. But so then... Jake was like giving her shit and she goes here. She's handing his money back and she goes, I'll give you four for five dollars. And Jake goes, well, how about you? Do you have two tens for a five? And she is an old Abbott and Costello bit where he goes, you got two tens for a five and he gives him five and then gives him two tens so he netted 15 and she like looks down at the cash register but she's about to do it for a second she goes then she's like two tens for a five and then she's like you can't be given and she also brings up the fact every single time you're in there she finds something to bring up

the fact that she's pregnant or not even if it's not even remotely related yeah she finds a way i'm pregnant and you're like so now you're starting to get an idea of what kind of person this is because you know that kind of person like it that has certain things that they just have to bring up every time they're in conversation here we're just saying like it's at this time it's kind of funny because but she was like so jake was like said that she's like you can't be given she's like two tens for a five after she looked at the cash register she's like she didn't say that to herself she's like wait two tens for a five yeah and then she's like you can't be given a pregnant lady a hard time when a pregnant lady

with pregnant brain a hard time yeah she's like you can't be given a pregnant lady a hard time when a pregnant lady with pregnant brain a hard time yeah she's like you can't be given a pregnant lady with pregnant brain a hard time like that and then jake goes well it looks like somebody already gave you a hard time and i just started dying i i was thinking i didn't say it right away but i was sitting there stewing like the thought immediately came to my mind but then i was like i don't know if i should say like is this crossing the line is this being or how that's what i'm saying like you don't know how people are gonna take that kind of joke and then i couldn't i was like i have to now at this point it'd be something we can laugh about later and

just say for the memes i was like well it sounds like someone already gave you a hard time and she was like i don't even remember what she said you guys are too much yeah like that something and then she goes you kiddos have fun and jake goes i'm 26 and she's like we've established yeah no oh she she's 24 she's 24 she told me that today i didn't even ask she told me the second round yeah the second time when you went and got the i mean the black i was in there and the black mini fridge was in there checking out The second round? Yeah. The second time when you went and got the, I mean. The black, I was in there and the black mini fridge was in there checking out. The black mini fridge was at the counter.

Opening its mouth going, can I get two times for a pint? God, we're so dumb. Anyway, she goes. So we've established. She's the clerk that always calls you hun. Yeah. Which normally, it's like middle-aged women that call you hun. Yeah. And it's sweet and endearing.

Yeah. But she is not old. It's flirtation at this point. And calling people hun. And I'm like, I'm probably older than her. And you're like, you are older than her and you were like you are older than her because she's told me how old she is before yeah because because cam recently turned 21 yeah and one day i was getting a can of zenz and she's like god you make me feel so old i'm like which

she's commenting on your license which is like a personal thing yeah which is kind of weird but well she has to look at it so i know but the fact that she's commenting about your age compared to her age yeah is something really personal and really weird yeah but um there he is martine um anyway so yeah she's like yeah i'm only two years older than me i'm like how do i make you feel old you're two years older than me. I'm like, how do I make you feel old? You're two years older than me. But anyways. So now. So I walked in there and I. Well, no, but today.

Yeah, today. She called us kiddos. Yeah, and you're like, I'm 26. And she goes, bullshit. She goes, I call bullshit on that. And you're like, I am, really. I'm like, well, I am. So I walk in the gas station to get these.

And she goes, sup, trouble? She called you trouble. And then I was just walking. We really opened a can of worms by opening our fucking mouth. You realize that? Yeah. Now, anytime we walk in, she's going to be like, what's up, trouble? What's up, 26-year-old? She's going to start saying personal things about us now and now that we've opened about opened up yeah now because we she thinks we're a friend

yeah we really fucked up but now maybe we can just get a line of running funny stories now that we can bring up on the pod so now we can just use her as content for our benefit anyways anyways so i was walking back to the beer site and she goes where's your boyfriend So now we can just use her as content for our benefit. Anyways. Anyways, so I was walking back to the beer site, and she goes, where's your boyfriend at? I was like, and I walked by and I go, yeah, he already blew my back out. He went home. You said that? You said he blew my back out?

Yeah, there's four people standing in line. You said that? There's four people standing in line. You say that? There's four people standing in line. You say, oh, he blew my back out and went home? Yeah. Because I didn't know what work wife meant. I said, we went back to work. He blew my back out.

I don't think it. So are you the wife then? I guess. I don't know. So I went and grabbed the beers, and I walked up there, and I sat him on the counter. She goes, is he really 26? I'm like, yeah, he's really 26. He turns 27.

I was like, I think it's like four months, something like that. I don't know. August. Which I hate the idea of. Turn 27? We'll get there eventually. We're taking another glimpse into the terror dome. But, yeah, so i was like that and then uh there was oh you said before i blew my back out

well my back has been hurting so now yeah but jesus christ for me giving you back shots well the funny thing was nobody implied nobody knows like yeah i'm happily engaged but nobody else in there knows like i could actually just got my back yeah for everyone else knows you may actually just be gay because she's like where's your boyfriend he just blew my back out. Wow. Anyways. What did she say when you said that? Nothing, because she was, like, helping a customer. She just goes, oh.

And so then there's some, there's, like, some older dude. Walks in the beer cooler, grabs a 12er of Coors Light, walks out and grabs a big ass sleeve of fireball shots. He sets those on the counter and he's in front of me and she's like doing work and he's like waiting for the same processing thing and she goes have a good night hon. I'm like dude that guy's

like fucking. That guy could be literally your dad. Yeah. And so then I set those up there and that's back to the conversation where she was like how is he actually 26 i'm like yes it's like she's trying to be a stereotypical gas station cashier by saying hun maybe she really loves her job she might for all we know she might really just like socializing with people yeah well maybe or

maybe not wants another baby inside of her. I don't know. Well, anyways. Call me in six months. Don't call me in six months. I, like, was walking out, and she goes, see you tomorrow? See? See?

That's where it gets fuzzy because on one hand it's like nice on the other hand it's like almost you don't know if it's flirtatious yeah like one of these times if she's like you got casey's rewards and i go to type it in and she's like oh our keypad isn't working just tell me your number i'll be like i don don't have Casey's rewards. You just get a call and it's like, Hi, I'm Michelle from Casey's. You want to come pork my brains? Michelle?

Do you want to come pork my brains out? Jesus Christ. I mean, this baby's almost full grown, so you might get in a little bit of trouble. There's some gray area here. Well, and we forgot to say, when I was like, I just met him. I was like, I just met him. I ran into him back there at the cooler.

She was like, I see you guys come in here together all the time. Like, she immediately called my bluff, and I was just like, yeah. Yeah, you're right. But, yeah. immediately called my bluff and i was just like yeah yeah you're right um but yeah i can't believe you said that well the one day we've opened up a now do you realize how crazy of a line of communication we've opened up not only are we talking to her personally we're just you said something crazy that now she's like, now he just said that. Anything can go. I can literally tell him that I fucking just took a steamer in the bathroom.

Like, anything can go now. A couple days ago when I walked in there, she was like, where do you work? Or no, she didn't ask me where I work. She asked me what my job is. She's like, where do you live? What's your address? I think she asked me where I work. She asked me what my job is, I think. She's like, where do you live? What's your address? I think she asked me what I do for a job. Yeah.

And I was like, I work on a golf course. She's like, you don't sound very enthused about it. And I'm like, well, I just spent three hours fixing three bunkers. So. Well, the one day I walked in there and it was like the first like really nice day when i was like upper 80 like getting close to 80 and she's like i'm like getting a gatorade and a slice of pizza and she's like yeah i get off here in like five minutes i gotta go to a birthday party and this all my co-workers are going to judge me and i'm like oh

oh yeah for what and she's like because i'm going to buy some shooters for my friend's birthday party but i'm pregnant so there it is that was the first time she told me she's pregnant and i'm like well yeah she's like as much as i'd love to drown this baby in alcohol, I can't. And I'm like, yeah, I could see why. They might think that, but just tell them it's for somebody else. And she's like, well, I could do that. But, yeah. And then the guy that was working next to her on that day was like,

there was some dude working in the kitchen and he was like getting overwhelmed by like pizza. And he goes, Hey sir, I need your help. And then the guy starts going back there and she was kind of being a smart ass to him. And he goes, you want to go back there?

And then he like walks away and she goes, well, little does that prick know? I could just say, Oh, my stomach really hurts. Cause I'm pregnant. I'm like, Jesus, she's stomach really hurts because i'm pregnant i'm like jesus she's really leaning onto this pregnancy thing i'm like she's the kind of person that

would be like she's this is the kind of person she is um i'll be her i'll be her ready i'll be her and you be a regular patient okay hey how how's it going? It's going good. And then you say, what about you? How about you? Oh, my grandma just died. So not too good. And you're like. How many people?

The first thing that comes to my mind is how many people have you said that to today? How many people today have you just said yeah my grandma just died and how many people have just said man that really fucking sucks doesn't it yeah but people man gotta love them um so about being 27 yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taking a look in the terrarium. I'm not having a...

What would be before midlife crisis? Young life crisis? I guess. I don't know. I'm not having one of those, I don't think. But sometimes I lay awake at night pondering my mortality. Like, I'll just be thinking about the fact that, like, man, I'm turning 27 this year. That's almost 30.

Like, I don't know. It sounds cliche to be like, I feel like I'm getting old. But, like, I don't know. It just feels like I'm charging through life. But I have to think about the fact that, like, the first 26 years, you have to think about, like, three of them I didn't even have memory of my existence. The other whatever, I was a little kid. Yeah. A little, little kid where i basically had no free will yeah

so really like half of my existence now has only been probably you could probably figure half of my existence now has only been like me in control of my own life so and then you just lay awake and you just ponder, am I doing, am I making the right decisions? Because it was so much easier about when your mom made decisions for you. I told you we're going into the terror dome again. Should I keep renting an apartment or should I just buy a house? Basically, adult life is stressful is what I'm saying. Yes. And

you want to make sure you're making the most of it. Yeah, like getting drunk every night. Like drinking a spiked Arnold Palmer on a Thursday night. Not Thursday night. 4pm, exactly. On the dot right now. So our last episode was a two-parter on YouTube.

Because I don't know if my computer just struggles with uploading. It was a little bit extra. It was like a little longer. It was probably almost an hour and a half. And we've done a two-parter before. And I can't remember if it was an extra long record or not. But there was, I feel like... But do you think, like, it's only, like, good for an hour?

Well, no, like... Like, the hour 30 throws it off, so that's why it's only uploading 29 minutes. Well, I wonder if it's just my computer. Like, I wonder if my computer struggles to upload that long of a video file. Sell your new Xbox to get a brand new computer. No, no, no. No, no. Yeah.

But... Yeah! Okay, so this stinky motherfucker, this little guy that just hopped up here a minute ago, I swear to God, he waits. He waits until I get home and come downstairs and sit at my desk and play on my Xbox and just absolutely pinches off the most egregious steamer ever.

Like he waits. He like is waiting like, oh, I really got shit, but dad's not home yet. And he sees me in the window and he's like, okay, pretty soon he's going to go downstairs and then i can just let one go on the floor because he doesn't shit in his litter box and then the whole basement like the other night the other night dude i was literally sitting there at my desk playing xbox like this because it smelled so bad i didn't i'm like how does this happen how does this how can one small little fuzzy creature produce such a foul odor i mean look at a skunk though well i mean i guess that's fair but jesus fuck um what was the other thing oh yeah so remember last episode how i was like i want cam to do a majority of the talking and i'm gonna sit here and shut my fucking mouth yeah i was like

i was like anticipating this going into editing i was like there's gonna be like a much bigger there's gonna be like me talking a little bit then a break and all the audio bars and then like it's not gonna be all cam no that's not what it was like at all it was if not it was the same if not me more still and i'm like it's hard it's hard it's hard it's hard it's hard when you like when you got lots it's hard when you like dick it's hard when you like It's hard when you like dick It's hard when you got a lot to say You got a lot to say You gonna crap one out? Nope, that's what I thought I hope he doesn't do one in here If he does one in here

We're fucking ending the pod We'll end the pod at 30 minutes If this is like a really short upload Just know that in a few minutes martin's gonna fucking crap one down and we're just the last like two minutes of audio is just gonna be us just right martin you little mossy bow spencer was either saying i can't remember if he was saying he wishes or he was wondering if we could make you puke by just like making a barf noise yeah i can't remember we were talking about today no but i was talking

about how i made you throw up one time but you were already feeling sick um you're feeling sick and there's this video on the internet that I saw where this girl and this guy are at like a club and the girl's like sitting on the guy's lap and they start and they start and they start kissing this girl is sitting on this lad's lap he He's like, do I make you randy? I think that's what he said in the video. No, I'm saying that's what Martin was saying. He was, like, digging his claws into my thigh and going, do I make you randy? Anyway, sorry.

So this girl is sitting on this guy's lap, and they lean in. I can't remember if he leans in or not. They start kissing, and then the next thing you know, she's like, and then they both spit puke out. So she throws up into his mouth and he like draw, he like draws back and like spits the, it's like orange and it's just like orange puke.

And I showed that to cam and you can see how he's cringing now. He already hates it. But I was making him think about it the day he was sick and needed to throw up. And he actually threw up. We were at work. And he went behind a tree and just. That was terrible. I was like, hey, you're welcome.

Because you said you needed to puke. Puking doesn't really bother me. It depends on like. Yes, it said you needed to puke. Puking doesn't really bother me. It depends on, like... Yes, it does. You hate puke. No. I thought you don't like puke. Puke.

No, like, I can hold my friends back. Like... Hold them back? Whoa! Hold them back? What do you mean? Like, when Spencer was puking behind the electrical boxes after we went to the rail yard. You were holding them up?

Yeah, like, I was, like, videotaping him because i thought it was funny you're like have you ever like held someone like while they're puking like playing sports like running a wind sprints at practice or fall camp or something no did you have kids on your team that threw up or like did you have kids that were pukers yeah but our coach would would stop. He would fucking yell at us if we stopped to help him. I thought you were going to say he would stop practice if someone was throwing up.

No. No, he would fucking... Hey, man, are you okay? Need some water? Shut up! Get on the line! Pretty much. We had one kid.

We had one kid that literally was late to practice because he went out. We had like early out for school. And so his mom got him out to go out to lunch with her at a school. And he was late coming back. And he started pukinging and he went to the fucking valentino's buffet and just loaded up oh yeah he started puking when you're running and then he like got done puking and the coach is like are you done are you done and he goes all right i'd like to practice now he's like all right come back here and just stand here he's like, all right, come back here and just stand here. He's like, all right, now run back to that end.

Now come back here. Now run over there. Because then again, back to that one story, we literally ran. When somebody was late, we ran until I got there. Oh, yeah. I remember you saying that. So that was the day that kid was late because we all got like a shitty school lunch because like on our early days off, they just give us like a sack turkey sandwich and chips. And so we all got our shitty school lunch.

But this kid's precious mom got him out of school and let him eat. Went to the steakhouse and got mashed potatoes and gravy. Yeah, and then. Six dinner rolls. And then the coach, he was puking. And the coach walks up to him and smacks him on the back of his pads and he goes man them turkey sandwiches and chips don't sound too half bad now dude jesus christ your coach sounds like a fucking dick oh he was when people were late but

ah we had a kid that he developed into a different breed of puker that i've ever seen so there's there's there's pukers right yeah meaning when they have to run a lot they'll start throwing up yeah and it's got to do i don't know if it's just their stomach bouncing up and down or what it is? Me neither is the thing. I think it might just be a different physiological effect on different people. But, I mean, I've felt like side cramps or I've felt exhausted, but I've never felt like I'm going to throw up. And I don't understand why that is what happens but um this kid was getting to the point where he would throw up every practice every single practice whenever

there would be any sort of conditioning he would throw up to the point where we all knew it was gonna happen to the point where he started throwing up before practice started. So I don't know if there was some kind of psychological thing happening in his brain. Or do you think it was just him being like, oh, well, coach kind of took it easy after I puked. No, it wasn't that. Because he would still go to practice, but he'd be like, I don't know. I just feel sick. It was Crispito Day, which is like, do you know what Crispitos are?

They're like the little tiny, the long, skinny tacos. Not taquitos, Crispitos. No, no. I was like, because we had like the little bean burritos that like came in the yellow shell. And they're like, not like this. And they look like the ones you just warm up like the the ones that bruce always brings to work do you know the the like crispy beef tacos that taco or at amigos the like skinny they're like this big around and they're about yay long and it's like a white tortilla shell okay So every once in a while we would have those at school.

Yeah. And it was like, I don't know. It was like, he would just throw up before we haven't even stepped foot on the field yet. Why are you throwing up? And I think it's because the anticipation of knowing that he's going to throw up in a little while just triggered it and brought it to the surface i mean i've like in in the mornings i've gotten like there for a while for some reason i don't know what it was but i would wake up every single morning and puke stomach bile morning sickness you're pregnant guys we have an announcement.

Cam is pregnant. Oh, God. My back still hurts. That confirms that you're the wife. There we go. I should have got, like, two of these things, but the black mini fridge should have got two of them. Mine's gone. Mine's gone mine's gone but um have you seen the um the what is it those espn commercials where they're like in the office

pretty much any one of them they're just i think they're just commercials for espn but it's usually in the office setting and it's like the analysts and broadcasters are in it and then every once in a while they'll get like a professional athlete in it um anyways there was one where it's like two analysts and it's like a luncheon kind of thing and arnold palmer walks up and it's got there's a table with iced tea and lemonade and he like goes like this and he like gets one of each and then one of each again and then he like walks away and the analysts are back there just like that was awesome because they were watching arnold palmer making arnold palmer oh what do you that's my story what do you think do you speaking of which do you think

arnold palmer one day dude whoa arnold palmer looks fucking yoked on this fucking can is that actually a picture of him yeah yeah spiked arnold palmer anyways what were you saying what do you think i've i've thought about this with a lot of foods okay oh i got a hot topic hot topic okay i was listening to the radio i had a good idea just now i was listening to the radio going to work and they were talking about weird foods because the meteorologist lady was talking to the like guy and he's like um they were talking about saint patrick's day coming up and corned beef people think corned beef is an irish thing it's not actually an irish thing it's nothing from irish like ireland i think i've heard that

but like it's but it's associated it's yeah it's like a Brooklyn a Brooklyn it's a Brooklyn thing that became part of like St. Patrick's Day so but anyways and then she was talking about how her mom would just eat sauerkraut because she was German

and Irish she's like well I'm German so yeah she would just eat sauerkraut. And then they were talking about sour cream and raisin cake. Ugh. And how it was good. But the guy said,

he goes, have you ever, what kind of, what is your favorite pie? And they were talking about their favorite pies. They were talking about their favorite pies. And he goes, have you ever had apple pie with cheddar cheese on top of it? No. He's like, it's amazing.

And so that got me thinking because I knew we were doing the pod today. I'm like, I want to know if there's just something ever. And Spencer's friend would make mayo. His one of his roommates in college would make mayo and jelly sandwiches. Okay. Like, is there like something like, have you ever made something that you're like, there's no way this could go together. But then you try it and you're like, or like a bizarre, bizarre food combination that I like that I know nobody else probably likes. That's a good topic.

That's a good question. Because Bailey, when me and Bailey first started talking, we were FaceTiming one day and I was making ramen noodles like on my lunch break. And she always puts ranch in her chicken ramen and then mixes it. In her chicken ramen? Yeah, in her chicken ramen and then mixes it. In her chicken ramen? Yeah, in her chicken ramen. Like she'll leave like a little bit of water in there and then she'll mix ranch with it. But I've always, from back in high school, one of my sister's boyfriends would take cheddar cheese and put it in any ramen. Or like Colby Jack cheese and put it in any ramen and mix it all together.

That makes more sense to me. That makes more sense to me. But the first time you try it, you're like, this tastes fucking weird. And I feel like I might have done that before and didn't really like it, but it makes more sense. But Bailey puts ranch in a ramen and, I mean, it's not that bad. It's really not that bad. It's probably one of those things where it's like that's not completely far off but how about this and i haven't done this but i can't

think of anything right now but you saying that made me think about i had a friend in high school that said that he liked um doritos and applesauce apparently if you take a dorito and like scoop up some applesauce it's good oh i can kind of see that a little bit really anything that's sweet and salty inherently makes sense because everyone knows that's a good combination but apple i mean cheddar cheese doritos oh the other one on the deal this morning about like they were like saying weird food was apple slices and crushed pepper and crushed mustard. What? And it says they like it because it tastes like a vinaigrette. What is crushed mustard, first of all?

Powdered mustard? I think so. I think that's what it is. Powdered mustard? And they said it tastes like a vinaigrette. I don't know maybe we should do an actual mukbang episode and look up like

bizarre food combinations things that we think we'd like so we're not like completely wasting like bizarre food combinations that we think that's a little out there but we like this ones that kind of make sense that think like we could try the applesauce and doritos yeah like we like this and we like this ones that kind of make sense that think like we could try the applesauce

and doritos yeah like we like this and we like this so let's give it a try yeah it's like like french fries and milkshake that's a bizarre combination but everyone knows it's good yeah it's fucking delicious everyone knows it's delicious um i remember i don't know what restaurant it was at but i took the cup and got a little bit of every single flavor you know it's called suicide which isn't politically correct anymore or some people call it a tsunami you know you mix every flavor of the pot machine yeah yeah yeah i don't know at a bar i don't remember where it was at but i got every flavor and it tasted like bubble gum what i don't know where it was at i wish i could find it it might have been like canes honestly but i got every flavor and it somehow tasted like bubble gum i was like oh my god this tastes like bubble gum. I'm going to say bubble gum again. Bubble gum.

But for myself, I'm trying to think of a weird combination. A new one I came up with that you would never think of. Do you like sweet and spicy Doritos? Which color is that? That's the purple. We were just talking with our boss today about his kids like sour cream and onion chips. He's like, can we get green chips? So the purple chips?

Yeah. I don't think I've had that one. You haven't had the sweet and spicy? Maybe I have. I don't remember. Might have had it at your house once. Maybe. But you know the guy that has like the two chicken wings that I showed you?

The guy that has two chicken wings that does reviews on the sandwiches? I was picturing a guy, a cooking guy that has an apron and you're talking about the guy who physically has chicken wings for arms? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He

took sweet and spicy Doritos in sour cream and dipped them in there. And I tried it. That makes sense. I tried it and oh my fuck. Honestly, I feel like a lot of dips that you would make, the main ingredient is sour cream. But it's like, you know how they just released that commercial of cottage cheese and Doritos like not too long ago? A commercial?

Yeah, they had a commercial about it. Well, Bailey back in high school was like. That also kind of makes sense. of cottage cheese and doritos like not too long ago did you ever see that commercial yeah they had a commercial about it well bailey back in high school was like that also kind of makes sense to me cottage cheese and doritos and i'm like it's like a dip i don't know that doesn't sound really good first of all i don't really love cottage cheese that much probably because my my former roommate at midland corbin um i don't know why i needed to cover him up because he's an avid listener um he was like dude sour cream is the or no he was like um cottage he's like cottage cheese is the best and they had it in the lunchroom like in the salad bar at midland and so he's like just get a bowl of it and a spoon dude it's so good i was like okay

so i did and it wasn't like really cold it was like kind of lukewarm i think i was just i like i tried it with a spoon i was just like this is gross it's like curdled milk i I like it. Do I like beets? Yeah, beets like canned beets. Not really. A lot of people don't like them. Not really a beet guy. My grandma used to make...

Not really a root. Aren't beets kind of like roots? Yeah, they're like an onion. A root. Well, I do like onions. They grow under the ground. I'm pretty new to the onion game. But my grandma would make cinnamon pickled.

I can't remember if they were. Cinnamon pickled beets. Beets or cucumbers. Radish. I can't remember if they were beets or cucumbers. But it was like a sweet, spicy, like... They were so fucking good. And I'd eat so many of them, my stomach would hurt from all the...

And then I'd throw up the next morning. But yeah, I've actually eaten so many beets that my shit was purple from the canned beets i have i've heard that yeah there was i don't remember um what color combination it was i think it was i think it was like blue and red or something like that or i can't remember what it was but um i had a birthday cake do you remember that yeah yeah was that for my birthday this last one and you're it was all green my poop was green yeah and i was like is your poop green like to my mom i was asking her and she's like yeah it's the frosting like she was like okay or i was like okay because she was like yeah

same thing over here like the red dye or whatever in the frosting blue makes green no red and blue makes purple but oh yeah in your in your in your poop i guess it somehow makes it green blue and yellow makes green or is green a primary color i think blue and yellow makes green. I think you're right. I'm trying to think of my color wheel. I think blue and yellow. Yeah, that makes sense. Blue and yellow makes green.

Okay, so I just had an idea. Jesus Christ, Cameron. So Arnold Palmer. Okay. Iced tea and lemonade. What would a Camden Wellman be? Speaking of which, at the golf course i used to work in your mic at the golf course i used to work at they used to have like a separate like uh pop like dispenser like they had two of them but they had one that was back in the kitchen

so technically we i wasn't old enough to be behind a bar but like i wasn't behind the bar because it was in the kitchen and so we like at the snack bar at the clubhouse yeah like in the clubhouse i could like walk in the kitchen and we just walk in the kitchen and get our own drinks like our own fountain right because fountain drinks are free right and so i came up with a thing and everybody called me squirrel out there squirrel because because you were squirrely squirrel and i was squirrely like my attention span was not very high so i took you know what sour is right like on a mixing deal i think so it's just like sour mix yeah it's kind of like squirt i took squirt and I made it like a, like a, uh,

sour squirt. Why can't I think of it now? It was like a, it was like a, a Shirley temple. Oh, okay. But I use sour and sour,

Shirley sour. And everybody called it a squirrely temple. Squirrely temple! It was like, started like, being at the golf course with a squirrely temple. We need to have some squirrely temples on the pod. But, but like, that was just, one day I was just like, playing around with it, and I'm like, what's sour? But it was like, really, really sweet, because... Dude, what is your, what is your deal is your deal do you like him he just likes

attention um there's a running joke that he likes um big guys named jake because when he was staying at lena's friend's house her lena's former roommate stop fighting her dad's name is jake and he's tall big like me so, so everyone calls him Big Jake. And Markton really gravitated towards him and really liked him, which over there they called him Gremlin. They didn't call him Markton. Markton! But he really liked Jake, so Lena always says he just likes big guys named Jake. Anyways, back to our topic.

Have you tried any... Or you said... Did you say you couldn't think of anything at the moment that you've tried that you like? Bizarre food combinations? Yeah, this is like weirdly good. Weirdly good. Oh, I got one. Pickles and peanut butter. Pickles and peanut butter pickles and peanut butter that sounds terrible it's so but i guess it could be like a sweet and salty well peanut butter also has salt but it does have sugar but a peanut butter pickle sandwich you toast the bread you get some the crunchy pickles put a spread of um peanut butter on there

peanut butter and pickles is a thing that's not like uh no one has ever eaten that people know what i'm talking about when i say pickles and peanut butter but that is a weird combination that i like that probably not a lot of people like. I mean I kind of came up with like a. I also like crunchy things. Yeah. I like dips. I like things that like you. There's a really tasty element. And there's also a crunchy element to it.

Yeah like. And I realize that you kind of like just like. Not like. But you like gluttonous like. You like gluttony. You just. You're just such a gluttonous, like... You like gluttony. You're just such a gluttonous pig. I can just... Anytime there's just a disgusting meal that you can just smash together

and just shove into your face. But I like... You know what I mean, though? Like, you love country fried steak. I love smorgasbord type meals. You like country fried steak. Something that you can just fucking take everything and just pile it together and eat you just like oh yeah so you

can just oh yeah nachos you can just there's a i can't remember if it's cowboy stew it might be the firehouse cafe they've got an item just called the haystack and what it is is just a pile of ground beef and gravy and hash browns all in a pile and corn. And they just put it in a pile on the plate. It might as well just be called pig slop because that's what I like. I'm a little pig. I did kind of come up with a – I think it's kind of an abnormal – like you don't hear very many people ordering it. But one day I was at home and i had a bottle of crown apple and i had mountain dew and i'm like

and it's probably one of my favorite drinks to this day like i've never heard somebody ordering a crown apple mountain well what flavor is mountain dew citrusy yeah i think so so like kind of like sprite or serum mist type of vibe. Lemony, limey type of shit. It takes, like, all the apple out of it and all the crown out of it. Like, it's just, like... It becomes a new thing. Yeah, like, for some reason, it just, like, blends it together, and you cannot taste anything other than, like... Heaven.

Yeah, it's so good. You've made me one before, haven't you? Yeah, I think so. I think I made you one. I think I remember. I think it was so good. You've made me one before, haven't you? Yeah, I think so. I think I made you one. I think I remember. I think it was pretty good. I'm trying to think of something else. Maybe that's the Cam Wellman.

There we go. So you made a Squirrelly Temple. The Cam Wellman is Crown Apple and Mountain Dew. I don't know what mine would be. I'm not really a huge mixed drinks guy. But I do like Fire fireball so maybe that needs to be incorporated i mean yeah because well so me and bailey for our wedding we were gonna do like his and hers drinks yeah yeah yeah been like wedding like that yeah that's

and i'm like i'm like i don't know what like i drink it's gotta be Crown Apple and Mountain Dew. Yeah. You have to do that. You have to. You have to. That's your drink. That's the Camden Wellman. And she's like, what else are you going to? And she's like, well, what if nobody drinks that? I'm like, well, what else am I supposed to say? Like cranberry vodkas?

I guarantee Spencer will. Ben will. Spencer will. And then we'll fucking see Spencer climbing on the roof. What's he going to do? What's he going to be like at the wedding? He's going to go fucking crazy. I don't know.

We got to watch him, though. We got to make sure he gets through the ceremony. He'll get through the ceremony. I don't know what mine would be. When we were in the rail yard for the one husker game where it was kind of cold i had a fireball and dr pepper like i didn't even know if i could make that i was like i just asked the guy i was like can i get that and he's like yeah so i'm i'm sure it's probably a common thing but oh my god dude it was so good it would be like fireball and dr

pepper oh it'd be like but i can't really claim that as mine because i feel like that's pretty common yeah i don't i mean honestly it'd be pretty close like a cinnamon roll shot honestly i don't know what that is the cinnamon roll shots rum chata Rum Chata Fireball. And I think that's all. Bailey's? No, Rum Chata. Rum Chata. And Fireball. And it tastes like a fucking cinnamon roll.

Didn't we take one? Yeah. Where did we take one? Here. We got those little deals of Rum Chata. Oh, yeah, we did. Remember, it was curdling. And we were like, take it quick, because it's fucking turning into cottage cheese.

Have you ever had a cement mixer no i have not okay well i'm ordering you one the next time we go what even is it i can't tell you it's isn't it just a mix of all the drinks no just no that's a trash can a trash can they go behind their bar and if if the bar allows you to make them and they go to whatever bottle's about empty and they take just of any bottle that's about empty in the back so any night it can be different yeah a trash can christ like it's called a trash can to help them finish their bottles okay basically you go up and go i'm a fucking degenerate alcoholic and I want to help you get rid of all your shit no you don't order a trash can for yourself oh you fucking

like you don't order a cement mixer for yourself so what's a cement mixer I'll tell you what it is and then you gotta try one okay so Bailey's dad bought me one for my 21st

and he said they didn't make it right but the one i had you take like lime juice and you take fucking can't remember what else it is but when you mix them together you pour them in different shots like two different shot glasses so it's two shots and you take both of them and then you swish around your mouth and it gets like curly and like thick like it's no longer so your mouth is the cement mixer yeah your mouth is a cement mixer and you pour the so they specifically choose different things that

will curdle yeah but once you mix them together yeah but your mouth is the mixer but like so mine was lime juice and i want to say it's tasted like bailey's like lime juice and bailey's so something with cream and citrus because if you didn't know this you can actually have a natural laxative it's orange juice and milk you drink orange juice and milk together the citrus from the orange juice will rot the milk in your stomach and curdle it and it'll make you shit your brains out oh how good so but it's like doesn't that sound fun it's like that, but not obviously shit your brains out. Yeah. See, the one I had wasn't real bad.

We also need to go downtown and take vapor shots here soon. Yeah, I haven't taken a vapor shot in a minute. But they are not to be trifled with. Oh, I didn't like them. I didn't mind them. No, I know, but I've also... The only time I've taken them when when that when i was already drunk it's a good thing to get the night started like it gets you like

a good three beer buzz without having to instantly yeah three beers that can be kind of dangerous let's just take eight of them in a row thing i'm not gonna lie i'm kind of glad we didn't have to drink four locos on this episode. Why? I don't know. I haven't really eaten anything. A Four Loco has got to be something that we have like... Just that we feel like being degenerates on because... Well, and tomorrow I'm doing the Lincoln Bachelor Party for Trace. So, I'm probably going to get drunk tomorrow night.

You got to go out on the town no i think we're gonna just go eat and then go over to someone's house because apparently they remastered star wars battlefront and trace is a big star wars battlefront guy so i think we're gonna go over to his friend's house and play it and also I think play blackjack apparently for real money dibs on dealer for playing for real money Trace is like I don't want to be the dealer and I'm like why you're going to make

the most money if you're the dealer and he doesn't want to shuffle in front of people because I think he's self conscious of it well dealers you don't have to bet money you just make money well make money or give people money once they win it yeah but you don't like if you have enough money to get started you'll probably end up with the most money at the end of the night yeah but but like as a dealer you don't you don't like put your chips forward but i don't know how that I don't really know how that works. How you

set it up to if you're like playing blackjack with your friends. Are you going to do the cool thing where you just take the other card and flip the card? I don't know. Are you just going to I don't know. I've never I've never done it before. Oops.

He wants attention. Oh. Scared him away away good um you scared me when you dug your claws into my bicep do you finish your can yeah you're well i think that's about done it for this episode we're kind of lulling to a stop here. Code grass at ShakyGolf.com for 15% off anything in their store. Yep, that. Are you getting your haircut tonight? Yeah. I'm going to take a little off the top.

So we talked about this. I think the next time I get my haircut, I told Cam I'd let him do it for me. So I hope he doesn't fuck me up too hard. A bald Jake. But we will probably. Oh, my God. Demo is up. We got to go bald. We will probably end up recording it in some form.

Maybe we'll just do it on the pod. Maybe we'll do it live on the pod. I don't know know just set it up and put a mic in front of my mouth put a mic in front of your mouth make it so you can't even see my head and you're trying to talk around the mic so you make it even worse but bailey will be there just in case i i want her to be there as a standby in case things get too out of hand yeah so i can't fuck shit up too bad well i want her to be there as a standby in case things get too out of hand. Yeah, so I can't fuck shit up too bad. Well, I want you to actually try to give me a good haircut. I don't want this to be Kim gives Jake a mohawk. I actually think I could, dude.

Fade me up. I think I could. I think I could. Bro, fade me up. I think I believe in myself. Believe in myself. So without further ado, thank you guys for watching. No Chick-fil-A sauce.

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