Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 35: Pressure Building

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, Jake talks about his difficult post-lunch buffet car ride home with his girlfriend's parents. The boys then talk about their school's unnecessary purchase...s and past march madness bets. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I toss down some fried chicken. I go for the lunch. I get fried chicken. I probably had like five pieces. And a couple piles of cheesy potatoes. Some corn. And a handful of sausage. By the time we get in the car to go home, my tummy starts rumbling. The way you said handful, it just made me picture you at the fucking... Just reaching my hand out. Yeah. Tossing it on my plate. Have you noticed that? It's done in a couple...
Starting point is 00:00:44 Can I do the intro for Christ's sake? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kidding. No, you go ahead. Welcome to the... No, God! Podcast. That's Cam.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm Jake. And we are... The Grass Daddies. What were you saying? Hang on. We apologize for a little bit of the delay of putting... What do you mean? This video.
Starting point is 00:01:02 March Madness was going on and Jakeake could not miss a game not us recording after the podcast is what is i used to i used to shit on people that you talk like that like the tiktok thing like not me blah blah blah yeah but now i'd have tiktok and i just can't help just can't help it but um oh you flipped the mic as you were okay that was one minute it took him one minute to notice i recorded a little snippet before you got here where i said i switched the mic the booms around i wanted to see how long it takes cam to notice i don't know if i'll put it in maybe i just noticed because this was this high i'm like damn it why you in my face homie damn it um but we have so many things going on at once okay we'll get back to that yes apologies for uploading late um it's march madness for those of you that live under a rock um and last week the game started um and i was like i really want
Starting point is 00:02:06 to watch these games like fuck it we'll just do a late upload because i mean nothing stopped us from doing a late upload before so this is actually a good reason to do it so we'll probably record a double today and um sorry for the late upload but suck a butt um anyways have you noticed that like there's been like a couple days where it's been like super cold and shitty and we're like yeah let's go home like today sucks it's dragging ass and then right as we leave work it gets night like sunny out like in it like it's not as bad right now as it was like when we were like cutting the tree down i'm like yeah i could have managed the rest of the day if it was like well yeah but bear in mind that our our work schedule like our day our daily work schedule is like vastly different than the average american because we usually start at like 6 a.m that's like three hours before yeah people normally start
Starting point is 00:03:06 we eat lunch at 11 a.m yeah have you ever stopped and thought about that yeah we're going to chipotle at times where people are normally eating breakfast and we're getting fucking donkey cock burritos right when the door opens we're mad rushing the the line yeah like sometimes sometimes we're waiting outside for the person to unlock the door to get our burritos i mean like a couple times like i've called my dad over lunch he's like you're eating lunch now i'm like yep we eat lunch at 11. So, going off of that, like, a lot of the times the hottest part of the day is, like, 5 o'clock. Yeah. So, like, by the time our day is getting close to wrapping up was when the heat of the day is really getting close to starting.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yeah. So, I mean, in a way it kind of makes sense. Like, a majority of our day is morning yeah like 80 of our day is morning time true so that would explain why especially on a day like today where we left early yeah so you notice that i switched the booms um basically because i'm i don't want to hear it anymore like i am always telling you to talk in your mic and you're like well you give me a shitty boom and it doesn't work this is actually not my idea leno's like why don't you guys just switch booms once and i'm like because i wanted a nice one but well it just she's like well he likes to fidget and move around a lot so
Starting point is 00:04:46 now if you feel like just going like this with your mic as long as you keep your lips up in that mic hole you can move it out a little bit i wasn't i wasn't sure where to put it because i wouldn't i wasn't sure where you'd want it or how you'd like it. So, I'll let you get your bearing straight here. There's no adjustment up on that arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take your time. I gotta flip this around because it's in my eye. As Cam's talking
Starting point is 00:05:15 into his mic and no one can hear him. Just kidding. She's like, why don't you tell him to talk into the mic? Because we were watching a snippet of our last episode. Like, we were watching a little bit of our last episode like we were watching a little bit because um our little furry friend martin made an appearance and martin and martin she was like i want to watch the part where he comes in like she didn't give a fuck about cam and i talking she just wanted to see the part where he was on she's like go to the part where he jumps up on the table i want to see it you're like i was like okay
Starting point is 00:05:45 um you don't care about us so so that's when we were she was like we were watching the episode and she was like why don't you tell him to talk into his mic and like there was in the time we were watching there was a good three or four times where i was going like this like gesturing for you to talk into your mic yeah yes yes and so um and so she's like like why don't you keep why don't you just tell him to talk into his mic I'm like I do and like when I'll go back and edit or when I'm listening like there's times where I can barely hear him and she's like why don't you guys just try switching the booms? Since he likes to move around a lot. And then he can adjust it to his liking.
Starting point is 00:06:29 And then you can just sit with the shittier one, get it stationary where it's stable, and just talk into it. That's nice. Is that where you want it? Yeah. So you don't have to... I mean, you can literally move it up to your lips.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Like, pull it up. Yeah, no, like right here. I'd like to see over it. Like, this is good, right? Yeah. I'm, like, talking right into it. Yeah, as long as you... Now, don't move.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Don't move. For the next two hours, you're going to sit right there. And we're going to... I'm just kidding. I have a cappuccino in my hand we're not i'm gonna flame your ass right now again i think it was on the podcast you're like you always bring it up yeah like i get tired of it like you were crying like a little bitch you were getting all butthurt.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Cause you're like, you always bring it up and it's always my, I'm always wrong. But now recently you've been trying to rub it in my face. And I'm just like, yep. You're the one that said you wanted to be done arguing about it. So I'm done arguing about it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 However, there was, I don't remember what it was, but Lena and I were watching, I think it was a movie where someone was like that i swear to you the actor was like do you want to go get a coffee or like a cappuccino or something like or they were like we could go get a coffee get a cappuccino like they were yeah ensuing that they were one in the same
Starting point is 00:07:59 all right anyways we're selling argument right here settling it no no no i'm like not arguing we're not arguing about it anymore i think i've said it before that it does have coffee in it we'll just let bygones we'll let bygones be bygones but i think if my argument was ordering it and yours was not. Like, yours was like, you know what I mean? What it is. Yeah, sure. Sure.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yep. You want to argue with me now, don't you? No. See, right now you're talking over your mic. You need to lift it. There. Have it at lip level so wherever you're sitting normally now he can't get the pop filter right that's why it was on top
Starting point is 00:08:55 there there now you can lean on the table there we go um but yes you, you were more like if I wanted – your argument was that no one would say can I get – Okay. Yours is more of a direct approach to it. No. Yours is more of like an all-around approach to like anything in the coffee industry. Like if you wanted to go say yeah i'm gonna go get a coffee but somebody somebody could order a fucking chai espresso absolutely you know what i mean absolutely but this is mine's more of like. But, a cappuccino is coffee.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Thank you! That's it! That's all we had to say! It's coffee. I'm still gonna call it a cappuccino. You can call it a cappuccino, because that's what it is. It is a cappuccino. Okay. I wouldn't expect you to call an apple an orange, because it's a fruit.
Starting point is 00:10:09 It's still a fruit. An orange is a fruit, and an apple is a fruit. Ape. Ape. Ape was in the noon. You said that wrong. No, that's what it is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:22 That's what it is. I'm parched. Me too. I'm actually curious what the mini fridge brought in this time. Me too, since I don't know. I actually do not know. What do you mean you actually? I actually don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:39 She just kicked on. I think every time we bring it up, it does that. I'm telling you, man, the curse. Guadalajara. What? What are you doing? What are you looking at? I was trying to see if you could hear it so we could go back through all our videos.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Oh, you can definitely hear it on these. Really? Yeah, there's a hum or a whir that when this thing spools up, you can definitely hear it when I'm editing. I can hear the... Honestly, we all know this isn't the highest quality podcast in the world, so you can fucking deal with a little bit of humming. Open it up.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Ooh, yeah, baby. What is it? It's a crown, oh are we gonna be treated with a camden wellman on this podcast so the mini fridge must have been listening a couple episodes back when we were talking about what a because we were having spiked arnold palmers and we said if we could make a drink after ourselves what would it be and we determined that a camden wellman would be a crown apple and mountain dew so i want you to make me a camden wellman oh okay okay so i want you to
Starting point is 00:11:58 whip it up for me i we've got all the ingredients here um those should be nice and loose I'm guessing so how many ice cubes normally do three ice cubes three. Four? That one wanted to come out, so. That one wanted to come out. Yeah. Can't see the perforated thing. Gotta get the seal. Crack the seal. How's everyone doing today? Thank you guys for watching and tuning in. Thanks for bearing with us, even though this is a late upload. But, as Cam lays his lips on the crown bottle how much is that is that 750
Starting point is 00:12:49 so baby 35 percent i think you might have made me one of these before and it was pretty good no i made you try mine but it had i had green apple u UV because that's all we had so you don't know an apple so I've never had this I don't think you've ever had a crown apple I've never had a Camden Wellman nope poor ooh the glug right there that's it Jesus Christ I mean if you're gonna make me a drink make me a drink, make me a drink. Depending on how I make them, this is how I usually make them. Oh, you do a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Starting point is 00:13:34 A little topper action. A little bit of back and forth. Make your own truffle butter. Oh, God. Put it right there. that one video of uh stone cold when he's making the cocktails and he goes what does he say he's like jesus christ you might as well what does he say when the guy doesn't put very much in so you're sandwiching the mountain dew with the Crown. That's like your initial kick. I would say that's probably a decent amount. That'd be like a good like.
Starting point is 00:14:11 I can definitely smell it. Like a good weekday drink. This is definitely a weekday cocktail. We are treating ourselves to. Don't want to mix them too heavy, you know. Well, it's definitely sitting on top so I'm going to give it a little bit of a stir wait wait wait put it up next to the mic
Starting point is 00:14:37 I want them to hear the glug the satisfying glug of that of that alky hall shh fine glug of that of that alkyhol. Shh. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it got the blip blip blip, but it definitely got the the pee noise. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Whoa. Oh. If you guys have never tried pineapple, you fucking. It's delicious. Also, I... You can talk into that without the pop filter in the way. It's just supposed to filter out
Starting point is 00:15:13 the peas. I really want to try the new Blackberry crown. That is some kind of good. It is pretty good, huh? I saw that in a video where a guy was smoking ribs he's like this is the three two one method you smoke it for three hours wrap it for two hours and then you do another hour with unwrapped with barbecue sauce on it and then he
Starting point is 00:15:39 ate it and he just goes that is some kind of good so now i've been saying some kind is it like a bad kind of good or a good kind of good oh here well i don't think it would be a bad kind of good that is some kind of good god minifred you are just up what you want to put that in there little crown royal bag You want to put that in there? Woo! Little crown royal bag. Oh, man. I cannot tell you how excited I am for it to get warm again.
Starting point is 00:16:15 I know, me too. Feels like it's been a long winter. And the seasonal depression was real this year, as it is every year. As Jake would say, that tastes how anal feels. It does taste how anal feels. I can't lie. Alright, rate this. De Serrano and Dr. Pepper
Starting point is 00:16:41 or this? Like, where do you rate them? Out of a mixed drinks drinks they both taste fucking good where do i rate them yeah well since i'm really not a mixed drink guy um like do you have like a top three, like three mixed drinks that you like? No, I don't even know if I have a top three I would go to. Well, I like, I do like Long Island iced teas.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Those things will get you. Yeah. I mean, rum and coke is fine. Vodka Red Bull is pretty good. I mean rum and coke is fine um vodka red bull is pretty good but I don't really I'm just not much of a mixed drink guy yeah but as of late I got a bottle of diserano make some dr.
Starting point is 00:17:38 pepper in there I like fireball and dr. pepper and now crown apple and mountain dew just sounds weird having a mountain dew incorporated in a mixed drink yeah yeah yeah but hey it is a weekday so another very good one is crown apple and sprite oh that would also that would be tasty yeah i learned that one. I think I can get down with that. So, I kind of want to tell the story about our trip back in the car that I was telling you and Gabe about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. this weekend this weekend we um this weekend we went to um this little town um that i can't remember the name of south of york and we were going there for lena's grandparents anniversary
Starting point is 00:18:39 we were just getting like a little brunch um with her and some of her other extended family and it was you could get it was a buffet you could get either breakfast lunch or brunch the breakfast was like 18 the lunch was 20 and the brunch was 22 where you could get either um and they and i was peeping that lunch buffet and i saw that mountain of fried chicken sitting in that little warmer and okay so i have a question for your story was it just like was it just like one meal what do you mean like the buffet or was it like was it just like fried chicken? Oh, no. Like it was any... Like a lot of shit. Like...
Starting point is 00:19:27 Did they have pizza? There was... There was... Well, like the sides, there was like mashed potatoes, cheesy potatoes, some greens, corn. But then there was also like... Like... Not... They weren't pork chops, but they were like cuts of pork there was some sausage fried chicken um another kind of some other kind of like beef so just like hearty hearty meals
Starting point is 00:19:59 oh yeah it was just like slices of meat, fried chicken. Like wrong side of the truck bed, like Hardy Muse. I don't know what that means. It's because it's a Hardy song. Oh. Oh. Yeah, not quite that Hardy. Well, pretty Hardy. From a scale of Hardy to Carl's Jr.'sy's yeah it was like six
Starting point is 00:20:26 so man i know now i see why you're always struggling with this fucking thing this thing is just wrassling it over here i think it's getting loose um it literally like would rather stay straight it's so weird yeah so i saw that mountain of golden fried chicken and i just said to myself what would jesus do no i was like man down down jordan again again we eat lunch we're used to eating lunch at like 11 and it was like 10 45 so i'm like i'm used to having lunch right now yeah so i want lunch and um the breakfast was like i mean the breakfast was also pretty hearty it was like biscuits and gravy and you know oh i go for some eggs you know some scrambled egg like an egg casserole type of deal.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Um, but I was like, I really want some fried chicken and like cheese, potatoes and corn. That just sounds so good right now. Yeah. Um, now to set this all up,
Starting point is 00:21:37 um, I've been on a little bit of a kick lately where I'm trying to drink more water and Lena got stanley and she used to have a hydro flask or a hydro jug which it's just it's 72 ounces just a big ass 72 ounces i'm such an idiot i was looking at the bottom i'm like 720 but the o in ounces was looking at the bottom. I'm like, 720. But the O in ounces was right behind the zero. Or right behind the two. So I was like, it's 72 OZ. And I read it as 720.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah. Which is asinine because a gallon is 128. So it's not seven gallons. Yeah. You know, this guy does spray a lot at our golf course. Jesus, is he drinking the chemicals or what? Um, so I've been trying to drink more water lately. I had the hydro jug with me.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Um, and I've been pounding water the last couple of days. So, you know, when you drink a lot of water, you have to pee. If you guys didn't know that so i told you it's not just me i know this thing we need to get another one it's not just me not it's not operator error you know what we should do we should just make us two stands out of a two by four just so and then just get some like bolts and washers that we can like tighten it and move the joints We should just make us two stands out of a two by four. Just so. And then just get some like bolts and washers that we can like tighten it and move the joints a little bit.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Yeah. We can do that. That'd be funny. So. Keep in mind, I've got a full bladder. I've had to hop off to the bathroom a couple times to pee pee. Yep. At the place.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I toss down some fried chicken. I go for the lunch. I get fried chicken. I probably had like five pieces. And a couple piles of cheesy potatoes. Some corn. And a handful of sausage. By the time we get in the car
Starting point is 00:23:50 to go home, my tummy starts rumbling. The way you said handful, it just made me picture you at the fucking... Just reaching my hand out. Tossing it on my plate.
Starting point is 00:24:05 I'll have some of these. You're just walking by the buffet. There's just some little kid behind you where his mom was just previously screaming at him not to touch food with his hands and to eat with his fork. And I'm just going. Yeah. While I'm going through line. And you're like grabbing it with your hands, throwing it in your mouth. You're like, that tastes good.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Just. That reminds me of a story. Don't let me forget. Put a pin in that okay so so by the time we get to the car after this meal my tummy starts rumbling okay but i'm a gentleman so i'm not gonna rip ass in a car with my girlfriend's parents i'll of course do it with just my girlfriend but my girlfriend's parents are in there and i'm sitting in the front seat with richie because kara bless your soul let sitting back so i can have a little more leg room
Starting point is 00:24:57 which i didn't have that much more leg room because any vehicle i sit in my knees were up in that dashboard still um so i'm starting to feel the pressure the pressure is building not only is the pressure building from gas but my bladder from drinking so much water is starting to fill up and i can just picture them inside my body starting to push into each other so the amount of pressure that's building up inside there i feel like it's just a very definition of bubble gut and honestly is like it's kind of impressive that you could hold that back because you would think you know air gas probably heavier than water probably lighter than water so the water's just gonna eventually push that out of you so well they're in different tubes and chambers well i know they're not just in one area yeah i know but i'm saying like the waste collection site if
Starting point is 00:25:50 they're like pushing against each other you know like i could just i'm just like trying to picture it so i'm like okay york isn't that far from lincoln um this thing this thing is moving on me. York isn't that far from Lincoln. I can make it. Yeah. Okay? I can make a little trip there. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:26:18 It was probably about Seward. I'm like, it's starting to really... I need to get somewhere. Do you have a clamp? Why? I know how we can fix it. Maybe between episodes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Like, for the second episode. Just take the second work clamp and just clamp the ass into that deal down. And it won't slide off. Right. Yeah. Anyways. By about Seward, I was like, we need to to now i'm counting the minutes till we get home um but as we're getting close to lincoln lena's mom goes there's these couple white houses i want
Starting point is 00:26:57 to show you guys because they live out in the country and they're like around the section or whatever i don't know exactly where it was at um compared to where they were and you know richie was like let's take a detour like let's go by branch doke and go over the dam like kind of taking the scenic route a little bit meanwhile i'm in the front seat like like it's starting to build up on me and then by this point i'm like i really need to go slash fart slash you get out um and at a certain point she's like you missed the turn and to go see the houses she wanted to see he had driven past where he needed to turn so he literally stopped pulled into somewhere backed back out and started heading back down the same road we were just on and i'm like oh my god
Starting point is 00:27:53 and so by the time we were going we passed the houses that they wanted to see um and by this point i was starting to get sweaty was like, I don't know if it was the meat sweats, or if it was like, just my body shutting down, I was like, oh my, I, and I was getting hot, I was like, like, I was trying to strip my jacket off, and at one point, I was just like, I rolled down the window, and I'm just i hot and we got home we made it home i i briskly walked to the back door which was locked so i had to wait for them to unlock it went inside peed and farted and lena walked through the cloud right right after i did it and we ended up on the way home i was just letting them go in my truck once it was just me and lena and i was like oh my god
Starting point is 00:28:54 that smells like fried chicken and it was like she was like had her over her shirt over her nose and had the window rolled down because it was so bad. It was just like aggressive devil gas was just coming out of me. Exgressive. Devil gas is what you said? Devil gas. Devil gas. Devil gas will get you.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I hate that. Don't you? Because have you ever had to hold in farts and you can like feel them rolling over in there like i don't know what that sensation is like where it's about to come out and then you hold it in and you just feel like like suck back i don't know what happens like it sucks back up in you or something where like it's it gets there it's probably like it's probably like an oxygen bubble coming in it like gets to the forefront and then it just recedes yeah it's probably the oxygen bubble and then you got your your fucking nasty fart right here this is your nasty fart and your oxygen bubbles just pushing that nasty fart down towards your asshole and then it goes
Starting point is 00:29:59 and it's just it gets it the elevator doors open and then they're like, oh shit, this is the wrong floor. And then the elevator door closes and it goes back up. That's what it feels like. Yeah. And then once, and then once you ever, you get to the point where you can release, it's not always there. So you're like, well, now I have the pain and i have the opportunity now to release it the coast is clear but now it won't it's not there i hate those pain one time one day i was mowing and oh my fucking god i thought like my appendix ruptured or
Starting point is 00:30:38 something i thought my appendix ruptured how is that that's how you say it right append my appendix ruptured. How is that? That's how you say it, right? Appendix. Appendix. There's no M. My appendix. It's not an IM. It's an AP. AP on my wrist.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I'm going to need some more. Here you go. Here you go. Pretty good. Pretty tasty. The second episode is just... For $35.99, this better be tasty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:15 At least that's what the mini fridge... See, what you guys don't realize is that I don't just get free alcohol. Yeah, yeah. Whenever it produces something, there's a receipt back here that comes out. And I have to, and then I have to, like, pay. It's like a ticket. A ticket comes out. It's just an invoice.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Right. There's, like, an invoice that comes out. And I have to, like, you know, put my information on there And sign it and then mail it Yeah And then no one comes and kills me Yeah Glug, glug, glug
Starting point is 00:31:54 Oh man So Oh yes Oh, man. I'm going to take it. So, oh, yes. You were supposed to remind me. Oh, yeah. I was going to say something and I forgot. Go ahead. Maybe I'll remember.
Starting point is 00:32:20 When you were talking about going through the buffet line and grabbing stuff, it reminded me of this time in high school where my buddy... So, did you have Bosco sticks at your high school? Bosco? They're called Bosco sticks and they're basically just like cheesy bread sticks. Well, it's like a bread stick. It's about yay long.
Starting point is 00:32:41 About yay long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About yay thick. And it's filled with yay thick and it's filled with cheese and it's filled with cheese they were a delicacy they were at delicacy at the old lincoln lutheran okay um the way our lunch system worked was that like your parents put money into your lunch account and like a normal lunch costed a certain amount and then if you got seconds it costed a certain amount and if you got like a la carte items like a cookie ice cream sandwich that was a certain amount yeah but you had to pay for that like it was a whole thing um see ours so as we were going through the line oh well hang on our like middle school middle school ours was
Starting point is 00:33:35 and high school you could bring like a couple extra bucks yeah yeah you could you could purchase like an ice cream sandwich yeah yeah right that's, yeah, yeah. Right. That's what ours was like. So as we were going through the line, and you get what you want for yourself, and then you take it to the lady at the computer and get it and go sit down and eat. Well, my buddy, as we were passing the Bosco sticks, he just grabbed one and just crammed it into his mouth and then grabbed one and put it on his tray so he was just gonna get two for his plan was to just get an extra one because normally it was like take one yeah i don't think you could take two it was take one so he took one who is this trace no you don't know him oh i could see jammed into his gullet
Starting point is 00:34:27 and then put one on his tray and just casually went through the line and got the rest of his lunch as if you know and then once he got up to the lunch table no as he got up to pay the lady was just like yeah and i'm charging you for that other Bosco stick, too. Like, she saw it and just sniped him. Like, she saw him do it. And everyone was just like, thought he got away with it. Like, for all we knew, it was just so nonchalant. Even though it was someone jamming an entire cheese stick about this long into his mouth. And just going through the rest of the line, pretending like nothing happened, even though his face was crammed with food.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I don't even know how he was able to get that whole thing in his mouth. It wasn't small. What would you do if he just, like, goes, and then he just, like, walks up there and he's just like, I'm going to make you pay for that. He just goes, just wolfs it back out and puts it back in. He's like, here you go. You can have that oh my goodness well so we had so the the our lunch ladies they would make we had like two options for lunches
Starting point is 00:35:36 like you could go and they would have uh like one day it would be like pizza and something else like one of our was like our favorite days was uh chinese food day and uh i just thought of it but now i can't think of it anyways nacho day yeah like we'd have like different days like that and then we'd have like like so there would be two like separate things so you can either have like a hamburger and or hot dog meals like that was like one day like hamburger and hot dogs and then you had something else but then also if you didn't want any of that we had like a grab and go lunch that's what we had they literally were called grab and goes yeah that's what we had and it was just like a little plastic bag like a plastic we had them in plastic bags and you get a yogurt a cheese stick and like the banana bread like loaf and ours were
Starting point is 00:36:42 little plastic containers that like like, snapped shut. And it had, like, a sandwich, a little bag of, like, carrots. And, um... Yeah. We also had Uncrustables. And I stole a shit ton of those. I stole so many of those. Because we would sit right by the refrigerator that had them. And my buddies at the table would be like, Jake, grab me one.
Starting point is 00:37:06 And I'd be like. Make sure no one's looking. Reach back. Slide the door open. Grab one. Toss it to them. Hell yeah. I would like to take a couple of them and put them in my backpack.
Starting point is 00:37:19 I felt like Ocean's Eleven. Just stealing from that place. Just trying to take back a little bit of the money that they took from my parents. Fucking charging out the ass for me to go to school there. Yeah, wait, but did you guys... Taking my parents' money and putting it on a fucking flat screen TV that they hung up in the lunchroom and only played announcements on. Yeah. It's like, Jesus Christ, I'm glad to know my money's going to good use.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Did you, uh... So, did you have, like, um... They bought, like, a fucking gator. Like, one of those, like, off-roading things. Just to, like, tote water coolers from the school out to the game field. It's like, Jesus, you couldn't have gotten, like, a fucking used golf cart? Like, why'd you get one of those? Like, $100,000? I don't know if they're $100,000. the game field it's like jesus you couldn't have gotten like a fucking used golf cart we had one of those like a hundred thousand dollar i don't know if they're a hundred thousand dollars they're
Starting point is 00:38:10 not cheap they're like 40 probably like a new gator yeah probably 40 which we had one but we also had our own uh but it was like a rav or it was like a like a polaris style thing yeah yeah yeah i had like a fucking yeah we had one of those like like that but and my principal's fucking douchebag self was ripping it around it's just like you motherfucker but we also had like a full-on crew that like managed like the practice field football fields yeah like that so they would use it throughout the day or like they would they would get use out of it but we also did you guys have your own athletic trainer like yes we had a trainer yeah yeah we had one of those two and they that's what they would use the cart for like if somebody got hurt and they needed to go to the room, they would take it. Right. Yeah, but they used it for a long time.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah, we really didn't use it hardly. It was definitely a waste. It was definitely, I felt like... You're looking at the Lorax right now. Were you just like... It definitely felt like a waste of money. Well, probably. Yeah. It's okay okay if you just hauled
Starting point is 00:39:26 water coolers probably yeah water coolers and like the pylons for the field it's like jesus christ that's what freshmen are for guys we didn't need to spend 60k on a polaris okay if we're if we're have that much money where we need to do tax deductions how about you just lower the tuition i know actually it's not that you say that like we had that expensive ass fucking gator there was multiple times for strength conditioning when i had strength conditioning eighth period that they would make us fill the water coolers and carry them from the school all the way out to the fucking football field. And then dump them out.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Pretty much because they were still full at the end of the game. Oh. Well. So there was no point in it. You know what? So we would. Can someone please break their legs so we can use the gator for something? We had.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Actually, now that I think about it it The water coolers were also really stupid Because We had water coolers out there Our coach didn't let us drink water We had water coolers out there But They also had Individual water bottles
Starting point is 00:40:35 Everybody had their individual water bottles Yeah And the Stoogies would literally fill them up Yeah yeah yeah At like the end of the quarter And walk them out to you Yeah yeah And squirt them in your mouth. You want a little water?
Starting point is 00:40:53 You want a little water? Give me some water, you little shit. Squirt in my mouth. What else? What else is new? Okay, hang on. Before we get too far. So, I was wondering, did you guys have, like, lanyards?
Starting point is 00:41:09 We had, like, school identification, and we could not take them off. Yeah, we didn't have those. Like, if we were caught without them, we'd have to go buy a replacement one. Or we could get two stickers that they would like stick on our deal for free yeah and then after our second one we had to buy a replacement lanyard and it was like 10 15 bucks for a string and a plastic fucking card i think we had student ids yeah we had student ids but we didn't have we didn't we weren't like required to wear them see we would wear them because when we'd go through a lunch line, they would scan them.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And so, like, my parents would, like, pay for my food. But, like, through a quarter. Yeah. We just had, like, a number. Mine was 11156. But what's crazy is that the lady that's sitting at the computer, the same lady that caught my friend shoving the Bosco stick in his mouth. Yeah. She had everyone's number memorized. You would just walk up and she would look and see
Starting point is 00:42:08 who it was and type your number in. Which is such a baller move. Just to see you and just... I know what your number is. I know what your five-digit number is. I know what everyone in here's five-digit number is based on their face. That's pretty dope. That's kind of baller, isn't it? Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Yeah, five digits. I think mine was 0-3-3-5-6. 0-3-3-5-6. 0-3-3-5-6. That sounds familiar. By the way, that's the last. Just kidding. That's my social security number yep
Starting point is 00:42:45 oh i do have a crazy story to tell you that i completely forgot to tell you so me and bailey were sitting on the couch the other day like i just got home from work and her phone rings and she answers it because it's from lex and it's just someone screaming like bloody murder that they oh that they just got into a car accident. Oh. And they're like, I'm so scared right now. And blah,
Starting point is 00:43:10 blah, blah. And Bailey's just like, who are you? So I grabbed her phone. I'm like, calm down. Tell me who you are.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Like, if you really need me to call somebody, I can call somebody. And then once I go, when I was like, I'm not the ambulance. Yeah. By the way, I don't know what you want me to do i'm living in lincoln that's like two hours away but anyways i was like just calm down and tell me what your name is and then it went beep that's fucking terrifying
Starting point is 00:43:39 even if it's a prank call that's kind of creepy well like they were screaming bloody murder like they were about to do you have to ask her it was like bailey was like actually terrified i'm like well yeah if you're just answering your phone you're just not even expect like know what to expect you're gonna hear and i just someone's screaming i was like i was like do you have any clue where you are at? Because I believed it, and I was just going to call the cops. I know where most of that shit is from there. I could actually help you if you in fact need help. Yeah, if you in fact need help, just tell me where you're at
Starting point is 00:44:19 or somewhere what the last street you know was. Right. And I can try to help you help you and it just goes beep and i'm like all right that's fucking terrifying whatever so did you try calling them back and be like just in case they died or no because i didn't know if it was a scam call because bailey thought it was a scam call she's like that has to be a scam. But they said they're from Lex. The number popped up. It was a 308 number. Like, area code.
Starting point is 00:44:48 And then it just said, scream. I was in a car accident. I need help. Yeah. And they're like, I didn't know who to call. I'm like... So maybe it was a prank call. Did you, like, at least look up if there was accidents near Lexington?
Starting point is 00:45:03 No. Well, hopefully they didn't die if they did in fact need help well if they did they shouldn't have hung up on me why'd you hang well you're you're just like fine you're gonna hang up on me like that guess who's dying in a fucking fiery upside down car well and they said it was a car crash and i actually brought my bolt cutters i actually did the reason why i believed it was because they were just getting all them blizzards so i was like so there's a good chance that someone actually needed help and you're like well you shouldn't have hung up on me well i got one i got a call from a 308 number as well that I don't remember. Or, like, have in my phone.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And it was, like, that morning. And then she randomly gets a 308. I don't know. Whatever. Do you think it's, like, someone pranking you that has your guys' number? Kind of a weird, dark prank, but you never know. People these days are kind of... Well...
Starting point is 00:46:08 Like, yeah. I mean, it's a prank call. Like, usually you do prank calls, like, in the middle of the night. Like, to, like, wake them up. Because what time is it? It's, like, fucking 4 o'clock in the afternoon. It's, like, fucking 4 o''clock i'm so fucking drunk right now i'm such a piece of shit um so you you want to know what happened to me the other day
Starting point is 00:46:38 well i guess this didn't really happen to me i mean it kind of did i was getting out of my truck and steve comes out and he goes like hey um i was doing some burning in the backyard like he went and got like i think he had a roofing torch just like you were using today yeah and he was like burning all the viney shit off the fence the chain link fence between us and he's like well i might have been getting a little carried away and i think i might owe you a hose and i'm like uh and he's like yeah you're a little like above ground irrigation hose that runs along the fence i kind of got into it a little bit and i'm just like let's go back and look and i'm like i was like honestly i have like hundreds
Starting point is 00:47:25 of feet of this stuff like all i would have to do is get a couple like couplers and put a new section in there so the most you'd owe me is like a couple bucks yeah um so we went back there and look and he definitely melted those poly lines he's Like they were sandwiched down. Really? At least it didn't catch the fucking railroad ties on fire. The railroad ties? That are around your, like, garden? I guess.
Starting point is 00:47:58 I mean, he didn't get that far into my yard. It was like he was burning the stuff that was, like, on the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, how does that look? I get that far into my yard it was like he was burning the stuff that was like on the fence yeah yeah yeah um and how does that look i bet that looks pretty good it doesn't look bad and i was like it's honestly probably a good thing he did that but you're like i don't know you're like my fucking irrigation system dog you know how much that cost me how much that cost to get installed the gas to get to my house uh but yeah there was about a section on both of them because i i ran one for the garden the little spray heads and then i ran one for the the heads for the lawn and there's about this
Starting point is 00:48:37 long of a section where it's just like melted and it's like flattened i haven't tried running any water through it obviously but and you're just like nah it's cool dogs don't worry so i went to menards and i like went to the lawn section or the seasonal section or whatever where they usually have their sprinklers and i was like asking the guy because i didn't really find him i was like where are your guys's like irrigation stuff and he just like pointed on the floor and there was like four boxes that just said Rain Bird on it. And I was like, I just need four little push-on couplers
Starting point is 00:49:12 for some.700 OD line. And he was just like, oh. And he took me upstairs, which I always forget that Menards has an upstairs. They have a little stairs that go up, and there was like the little section. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Where? In the very back where you go to order like lumber from the scrapyard, like a ticket ticket. Yeah. Staircase that goes up in. Anybody can go up there. Well, I think so.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I mean, there was merchandise on shelves up there. I think they mainly use it like for storage but there was a little shelf that had like all the irrigation stuff on it i was like oh so i was like then i found four little a little pack of four do you think they did five eighths tubing barbs couplers do you think they just leave it up there to like, because like some people probably aren't doing that seasonal shit like in the winter, but like some companies might be. That might get their shit from Renards. So like, do you think it's just like an overstock?
Starting point is 00:50:17 Like they bring the Christmas shit down, they throw the summer shit up. Yeah, probably. But you can still get to and purchase summer shit. Right, it's still available i and i doubt companies would buy because any company that's like trying to buy in bulk probably wouldn't go through menards no but like us like sometimes we've been there to like right grab a fucking glue to glue fucking right but that's like pbc joints and stuff that could be used anytime for like plumbing and stuff. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:50:46 I don't know. But no, I mean, you're right. But yeah, it was just like a little section. Have you ever looked at liquid? I've only noticed it with whiskey. What are you talking about? Have I ever looked at liquid? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:04 It's like, look at it and it looks like here i don't know if it's from the ice but like look it kind of looks like gel like the swirls yeah and like that's the alcohol yeah yeah yeah that's the that's the that's the crown when i went over to ben's to watch the to watch the game I was like oh nice looking lawn you got here starting to perk up a little bit like it's starting to green up like kind of around the edges he's like yeah if it doesn't do well this year I'm blaming your fucking podcast and I'm like oh you mean my podcast called the grass daddy's where we never talk about grass yeah like yeah I started listening to it I was like joking like i started listening to it to
Starting point is 00:51:46 listen for lawn advice to do for my lawn but all these guys do is fucking drink and talk about anything but grass his little winter air for what did i can't remember what he asked but he asked about didn't he ask about when to spray or what he should do for fall i think what to do wasn't it it was kind of vague it was like what should i do to my lawn in the fall yeah yeah yeah i think so there's a number of my. So my phone's up there. But what else has changed? What else has changed? Or like I'm saying, what's new since we've had two weeks to come up with a good episode? I mean, it hasn't been two weeks.
Starting point is 00:52:34 No. It's probably been a week. Kentucky lost in March Madness. I did kind of want to talk about March Madness a little bit. How long have you been doing brackets for? We honestly, I think, I want to say, I mean, when I was younger, like, my dad would be like, here, fill out a bracket. You know, we'll put your dollar in.
Starting point is 00:53:04 But I'm just choosing who the coolest mascot is. Yeah. But, like, when you were a kid. Yeah, like, I would, like, here, fill out a bracket. You know, we'll put your dollar in. But I'm just choosing who the coolest mascot is. Yeah. But, like, when you were a kid. Yeah, like, I would, like, fill them out. I didn't never know how they worked, really, because I was just filling one out. Or they wouldn't even charge me for it. Like, I would just fill one out. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I think I want to say it might not have been my first but it was around my first time when blake griffin played for oklahoma really yeah i remember filling out a bracket and so like a lot of people normally will bet or like have a pool with their work or whatnot yeah um and like our family never used to do it it was just kind of like my dad and i did it and so my dad and i had a bet where the winner got to shave the other person's head when you're a little kid yeah when i was younger oh and i won and i got to shave my dad's head. Which is kind of cheap because that's how my dad cuts his hair. Whenever he gets a haircut, he just shaves it.
Starting point is 00:54:12 So... Did you do that same bet this year? No. You should do that same bet this year for just nostalgic purposes. Well, not now. The games are already going and I lost my winning team in the fucking first round. How's your dad's bracket? I honestly don't know. He has the... He had the fucking first round. How's your dad's bracket? I honestly don't know. He had the first round scores,
Starting point is 00:54:30 either the first round or the first and second round. Oh, yeah. After second round, Maggie 250, Aim 200. That's what he put instead of Amy. Put Aim. Jake 195, Rudy 190, Ben 170. 170 damn ben's not doing too well i and i haven't seen their bracket oh you haven't seen their bracket i mean i'm intrigued to see what ben's bracket looks like
Starting point is 00:54:55 yeah we might have to call him after this and ask him what his bracket looks like because i'm excited to see um so yeah but and i don't remember if it was that year but there was a year where it might have been this that year where my dad and i had the haircutting bet we um so i had duke winning it all and you know it comes down to points it's not necessarily if your team, it comes down to points. It's not necessarily if your team wins. It comes down to points. Was that back when it was like the Duke North Carolina?
Starting point is 00:55:34 When they were like the hot schools? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. It was like when Duke and North Carolina were like, one of those teams was going to make it every year. I remember having a little North Carolina, you know those mini balls, mini basketballs? Yeah. Yeah. And I would always play with my brother, and then you'd dunk it on me because I was...
Starting point is 00:55:52 Lower the hoop down and just yam it on your ass? Yeah. And one day I was pumping it up without my dad watching me do it, and the... Needle? Not the needle, but the like... Black part? The pumper. I don't know what you would call it.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Hand pump? Air pump? No, it was like on a hook to the air compressor. Oh. And it got... Nozzle? It got stuck on there and like wedged in there. So I couldn't get it off and my fucking ball went kaboom.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Just exploded? Yeah, and my dad came running out of the house because he thought i blew something up well you did and i was just like no wonder you can't hear shit yeah and i got and i play with my video game sound at like master volume 100 and i go into my headphone setting and i'm like yeah the other day we were over there. What were we doing over there? I think we were just hanging out. Haircuts. Well, you guys were getting haircuts and I just came. Lena and I came over to hang out. And while I was waiting for you and Spencer to get your haircuts, I sat
Starting point is 00:56:56 down in your chair and put your headphones on and I started playing and then I just went. Because the fucking volume about took my scalp off. Well, it's because I play Siege. It's because I play Siege. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah i need to be able to hear footsteps anyways yeah back the year where my dad and i had this i'm i'm pretty sure it was this year um that we had our haircut bet i had duke winning it but the way the points worked out between my dad and I's brackets were if Duke, it was Duke versus Butler. And it's when Aaron, not Aaron Gordon, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Gordon Hayward played for Butler. It came down to points where if Duke won, then I won because I had Duke winning it all but if Duke lost I think my dad and I were tied for points and he couldn't get any more points and the only way I could get any more points is if Duke won the championship it was the championship game so if Duke won then I won but if they didn't we were tied so we needed to have a tiebreaker so he was like for the tiebreaker you got to pick the combined number so a combined score between the two teams so i was like uh okay so i picked the number 120 now du Duke ended up winning, but the final score was 61 to 59. So it was 120 exactly.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Oh yeah. I'm not digging it math. So that's why I always put one 20 is my tiebreaker. Cause I guessed it exactly. And I don't know if you remember it, but at the very end 175 well that I mean anything can happen as you know in college basketball especially March Madness we were just I don't remember what there was a game this year it might I think it was Alabama and someone else where at one point in the game, it was 100 to 100, which is crazy for college basketball.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yes. Ben and I were sitting on the couch. I'm like, it's 100 to 100. Purdue just beat fucking who they play last, like their last game before Utah State. Yeah, they dropped like 107. Right. On Utah State. All they have to do is produce you know so 170 is not that far off yeah but if it's a defensive game you know yeah 61 to 59
Starting point is 00:59:36 it's very possible yeah um and that was the game where at the very end Gordon Hayward threw up that half court shot that hit off the backboard and then hit off the front of the rim. And if it would have went in, they would have won. Like a buzzer beater shot at the end. And I probably still would have won because then I would have been one point away from or three points away from getting it. True. Because it's whoever's closest, right?
Starting point is 01:00:00 Right. I believe so. And I don't even know what my dad put. He probably... He's like three put. He probably, well. He's like three bills. He's like, I'll just give to the young kid. 300? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:11 He's like. No. Your dad's like. My dad did not let me win. Your dad's like, man, I'm going to fucking lose this. I really could use a cut right now. He timed it perfectly with when he actually did need a haircut. So he's like, I can't lose.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Yeah. it perfectly with when he actually did need a haircut so he's like i can't lose yeah he's probably right after he's done cutting his he's like okay can you cut mine now so just rub it in my face like he wanted it to happen anyways yeah did you did you buzz it oh yeah i buzzed his hair buzz that shit off i remember sitting in the backyard Buzzing it off man Man Should we cut between episodes? Yeah Alright Take a pee break
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