Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 39: Mud on the ground! (Feat. Spencer McClellan)

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

In this Episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, the boys are joined by their good friend, the "Beat Box king" himself, Spencer! In true Jake fashion, we are treated to a psychoanalysis of Spencer before the boys delve into stories about wild bar crawls, and high-stakes golf outings. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

We rounded up the troops, and we go, yeah, we're going to leave. And Spencer goes, I got to go buy another beatbox. Yeah, and we're like, no, you don't. We're like, you've had four. And then here's Spencer, presumably blackout drunk because he doesn't remember anything of the rest of the night, just scurries up to the bar, grabs a beatbox, and we're like, dude, we're leaving. What is he doing?

We're leaving. Like, we're leaving. And he goes, keep in mind, this is. He goes, I like we're leaving and he goes keep in mind this goes i'll get it out and he just goes like this he sticks it up his shirt and walks out of the bar like this welcome to the oh yeah podcast that's cam I'm Jake, and we are The Grass Daddies. And we are joined today by a very special guest, Spencer McClellan, everybody. Give a big round of applause. Thank you for being on here and welcome.

38 episodes in and Cam still can't figure out his mic setup. It's kind of... You know what? If you're going to wear that that hat you put that hat on forwards okay i don't wanna if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna come on wearing a i mean it does kind of shadow your face but you know what fuck it here i'll just yeah yeah well that even now you look like a train conductor. I'm the captain now. My other laptop sounds like it's trying to take off.

It's all that porn. Jake has a problem with clicking on the ads. I like it. And paying local mills in your area. Have you seen that Casey Rocket? The guy I was showing you on the Kill Tony that is so super squirrely and wild where he's like i've got a date tonight where uh or it's like with who local milfs where in my area or something like that i don't know um that was really funny. Well, are we thirsty?

You don't like really to build up the suspense too much, do you? No. You just like to, well, and... The suspense can't be built. I know it's random what we get out of the mini fridge. It just presents something to us. But I'm wondering if it may... I hope that, that you know it'll be something that'll go well in these glasses welcome to the pound a pint episode welcome to the well depending on what's in there i don't know if we want to be pounding it or not but um i i guess sure we can we can go ahead

you understand how the magic mini fridge works right, right? I think so, yeah. Not to put you on blast or anything, but you used to be an avid listener. Towards the beginning, do you remember we'd always shout out Gavin and Spencer? Then the winter hit, and there's not a lot of time to use your headphones. What do you think is the last episode you listened to? If you can recall. It was probably late October. Do you remember what it was no because we're this will be episode 39 i believe i believe i believe we just uploaded 38 um rapidly approaching 50 episodes.

I mean, it's going to be here before you know it. And I feel like we need to do something special for it. I think we have to do I mean, well I guess the Magic Mini Fridge, you'd have to listen to us. 40. We're going to have to do Edward 40. A 40. Whoa, I didn't even think about that.

Edward 40 answer the 40. I was going to say Four Locos again for the fourth episode. The 50th, we should get all the boys together. That would be nice. I was thinking that is a great idea. That would be nice. That is a great idea. I was also thinking maybe on our 50th, we pull some clips, like best best of moments and we react to them live on the pod.

I thought that would also be kind of a fun idea. Cam, are you thirsty? Yeah. I was waiting for you to shut your mouth. Not even going to knock. Not even going to knock. Can you guys see what's in here? Well, if not here.

We got some. Here, let me open this up a little bit. No, no, no, no, no. Cam, you been hitting the sauce today at all no never no no it is a day and ends at y yeah so all right we're presented with an italian so what do we got here? Some Disorano. Are we not mixing it with anything? Ice.

Ice cube. Are we not mixing it with anything? Oh! Oh. We've got some... What do we got there? Some Dr. Pepper on the ground next to it. Thank God that we had something to mix it with. Because I think the mini-fruits just wanted us to drink straight Disorano.

Yeah, yeah. We didn't know it was going to be spawned, so... to mix it with because i think the mini fridge just wanted us to drink straight diserano yeah we didn't know it was going to be spawned so we all but we always keep that doc pet on hand you know we always like that yeah we we usually keep a 12 pack under the table in case it gives us some like bartons or something we're like jesus christ you need to get like some orange juice up here or something yeah um you want to grab some of that ice out of the day? Yeah. We have a tight table here. I think we can only deal with one tray. So, as Cam gets that prepared, I just wanted to give you guys a little background on spencer tell us about

yourself what do you want to know i was just gonna say like what i think of spencer because i don't think he's just gonna sit up here and be like hey you guys want to do some concrete i don't do some concrete um because i have a couple of opinions about spencer oh yeah they're good opinions they're good um i don't know if you guys have this friend or not but spencer is that friend that i always get new information from he's like he's like the current event guy i I feel like. You know what I'm talking about? Like, we'll be sitting there in the break room,

and he'll just look up from his phone and be like, did you hear that Jake Paul got in a car accident? And I'll be like, no. And I'll be like, oh, yeah. You know what I mean? He's totally that friend. I feel like everyone probably has that one friend that just like... Just got all the current news, man.

Just has their finger on the pulse. You know what I mean? Yeah. You got to have the current news. How strong should we miss these guys? Like, it's usually... A lot of times your news is like sports related. Yeah.

It's mostly sports related news. It's usually like so-and-so got traded or so-and-so got drafted or whatever. Yeah. Or not drafted, but the draft is coming up tonight. Yeah. Here. Yeah. Let me just hand out.

I see you guys. I didn't know if you guys wanted to drink tonight or not, but I thought we were going to be drinking, so. I thought we were going to be drinking. I don't know about you guys cam's like okay think i ain't pussy i ain't no pussy anyways this ball is gonna go i feel like you've got your finger on the pulse and you're always that friend that updates me about shit that's going on oh yeah you gotta you gotta know your dog the other thing that i noticed about spencer is he loves to gas up his friends have you noticed that

he's always like oh yeah my buddy so and so first of all i this is a little bit putting you on blast but you always have a friend that for whatever reason is an expert at whatever it is that we're doing like we'll be like we should play some fortnight tonight and you're just like oh yeah we need to get my buddy who's an expert like god level that will just carry us and it's just like oh okay or we're like we should go shoot hoops at the y and you're just like oh i should call my buddy that's holds a three-point record that could just come and destroy all of us um but all right but with that being said you also love to like gas up your friends like when your friend that is really good at something like

that yeah and then i mean and then you got pig well like but there's ways there's ways in which you can gas up pig too you'll be like oh pig is really good at this or he loves to do this or you always like paint your friends in a really good light and make them i will say this you are the ultimate hype man that's what i. He gasses his friends up. 100%. Like. Someone's got to do it. Well, you definitely don't like the light on you, I feel like. You're always like, oh, George is really good at doing this. Oh, this is also George. Get him in here so he can, you know, insert whatever. Yeah.

You nailed it when you said he's the ultimate hype man because you are the ultimate hype man. Someone's got to do it, you know. Which is weird. It's not going to be me because I'll just be hyping up myself because I'm a fucking selfish prick. I was just about to say that. I don't know if all mine's sitting on the bottom,

but that tastes dangerously sweet. Just get up. Give her a nice little pokey poke with the muddy fingers yeah we all went home and showered after work you guys you are you're on i said we're gonna fucking come right after work so that's what i did i loaded all my stuff i loaded my stuff and left. You know what? You can shower after this, and then I'll give you some of my clothes. And you might be swimming in them a little bit, but you know what? I will say, back to what we were talking about. For somebody, Spencer is like the ultimate hype man.

Dude, I'm looking at my fucking voice panel. Just picking it up. Okay, I'm just worried. We're good. We're good. If you can't tell, I get a little over. I get a little wound up when it comes to the production value. Yes.

There we go. I don't care if they can't see your face. That's fucking lines. That's the way it should be. Okay. Okay we go. I don't care if they can't see your face. Those fucking lines. That's the way it should be. Okay. It's like fucking. Okay. Okay.

Anyways, for somebody like Spencer that is an ultimate hype man, I feel like you are a very, very humble person to yourself. Oh, my God. One of your flaws. Probably one of the most humble people I've ever met to themselves because if you, good at something, you don't even say you're good at it. You're like, I mean, I could do it. It's like, no, you got to own that shit sometimes. You got to be like, yeah, that's my shit. Well, I don't want to say this is one of your flaws, but because it's not really, like.

It's not a flaw. One of your flaws is that you, like, self-deprecate. Like, we'll be like, you did a good job and you'll be like eh wasn't that good like or so and so said i didn't do a good job and i'll be like don't listen well that's um but anyways that's what i had to say which it's one of those it's like it's like saying one of my flaws is that I work too hard. It's that kind of a thing. Like your flaw is that you're too humble.

Yeah, yeah. So. Own that shit, man. Yeah, wear that shit. If you're, you know. Be the captain. Yeah, like just walk in wearing a fucking captain's hat. Oh, I also have a nice shirt on.

Oh, what does it say? It says blow me. Is that what it says no no okay so what did those guys say when you're at the light they didn't say anything they were just like they were just so i was like leaving my apartment like i'm gonna look like such a fucking idiot wearing this in public but you know what it's sometimes i feel like sometimes i gotta step out of my comfort zone and do like goofy shit or something like that in public because it makes good stories for the podcast. So you got to you got to put yourself out there and do wild shit. So I'm sitting at this light and make a good story. Guys are in like a work van and they're sitting there like the one dude's like looking dead straight laughing and his friends like peeking around him and i'm like i just looked

over and i go imagine dude you honk your horn and it sounds like a cruise boat horn it's like that would be fucking that would have been sick that probably would have they probably would have thought they were living in a simulation if that happened it would have been like there's no way this guy was wearing a captain's hat and then just drove by his chevy silverado that just had a tugboat fucking horn on it did you wear that was that your halloween uh was that your halloween costume yeah i had like a shirt and boat shoes and shit wait were you supposed to be hugh hefner or were you supposed to be... Oh, no, you were a sailor, and then Bailey was a mermaid. Jesus Christ. I must have been really drunk, because I don't even remember Cam at his own Halloween party.

Well, you were Fred Flintstone. Yeah, I don't even remember seeing Cam that entire night. What are you talking about? Yeah. We were hanging out, talking the corner like the whole night. Do you not remember when I gave everybody a heart attack when I grabbed a bottle of Tito's? I remember that part, but I don't remember what you were dressed as or anything. We told that story on here.

Did we? Yeah. I listened to that podcast. But for those that don't know. Yeah, the people that have just tuned in, we were sitting there setting up this halloween party and i was like no it was already going no i know but like i'm getting the back three minutes so yeah i was like i was telling bailey i'm like you have how funny would it be if because i know all my friends would be like what the fuck but we had an empty handle of Tito's and I'm like,

you know what? I'm going to rinse this out pretty well. As you do when you're wanting to have decorations for your apartment. I'm going to rinse this out really well. And I'm like, I'm just going to throw it full of water. And then when like in the middle of our Halloween party, I'm just going to make a toast to everybody.

I'm going to make a toast to everybody and I'm just going to tip the whole thing back. And I did. And I just looking over and jake's just sitting there like i was scared i was honestly like it wasn't funny i mean i was genuinely like this is out this is how alcohol poisoning happens this is how people like seriously get hurt like the moment you put it down i was like go to the bathroom right now and throw up go puke that out right now that was a fun stunt or whatever the fuck you thought it was but seriously go puke that and then you're like okay i'll go to the bathroom and then you're like i'll go with him and you went with him to the bathroom yeah and i'll you came

back and i was like did he puke and you're like no he didn't puke i'm like did that make your gut hurt since you'd been drinking all night and then you just chugged a fuck ton of water no actually i think it really helped because that next day i didn't have as bad of a hangover as i should have i just think like you'd get so waterlogged that was a metric fuck ton of water. Guys. Well, I know people I'm telling you, water. I was talking to. I'm on a big water kick right now. Oh my god. I was talking to old Dave

at work the other day. He's like, yeah, you know, sometimes he goes, I like to drink whiskey. Like, I'll have a few beers. The only time I like drinking beer is it fills me up. So he's like, if I'm out mowing the lawn, it's real hot. I'll have a beer, but I time i like drinking beers it fills me up so he's like if i'm out mowing the lawn it's real hot i'll have a beer but i'm typically drinking whiskey and i'm like i just don't understand like my dad can drink a lot of whiskey in a sitting and like be drunk but like i'm like dude if i drink that much i'd be like fucking laying on

the floor passed out blacked out puking but darius is like kind of smelled on his breath when he when we come in for snow removal sometimes he gets a little tuned up you can definitely smell it on his breath i'm like oh god but he was like he was like i'll have this i'll have a glass of whiskey and then he goes like you know it's like coffee cup the same one you had the little black one yeah he goes yeah he goes i'll drink a glass of whiskey and i'll drink one of those glass of whiskey one of those of water yeah and he goes after like four glasses of whiskey i don't even i'm not even don't feel anything yet uh four glasses of whiskey i guess it depends on how much what's your definition of a glass

i'm assuming he's kind of like i feel like he a, well, he said he does not mix it with anything. So it's probably on the rocks. So it's probably like this much. I doubt there's much in it. Actually, I don't even think. Either way. Actually, I take that back because I go, so what do you like mixing it with? And then he goes, no, I don't mix it.

I'm like, oh, so you like it on the rocks? He goes, no, i don't mix it i'm like oh oh so you like it on the rocks he goes no i don't drink it on the rocks i just take a pull out of the bottle uh yeah my dr pepper was definitely sitting on top it's like straight um this they at hy-vee they have this in the brandy section which it doesn't it doesn't even say on the bottle what it is just says italian liquor i'm gonna get you guys to try blackberry brandy okay i had a really bad experience i have to twist my arm i had a really bad experience with it but it's uh you guys got to try this shit i almost died on it once but you really gotta try it it's really good for i guess

colds everybody's telling me like when you have a, you take a shot of Blackberry Brandy, and it just, like, loosens up all your sinuses, and it... It's all over the bottom. I told you. Dude, that was like... We should have got a knife. That was like syrup. Yeah.

That's what Blackberry Brandy does, is... That shit tastes like fucking syrup. So, when it's cold It's like It's the reason why they Oh my god So you know when you're coughing all the time Your throat's real chewed up

Yeah Softens it up No it's like cold but it gets that like Thick It doesn't get like There's enough alcohol in it that it doesn't get like there's enough alcohol and it doesn't freeze but it stays like it's like thick and you can just feel it like it just like it's like a cold coating on your throat like when you my dad has a so like it numbs your throat

kind of yeah my dad has a book that it's like make your own liquor and we used to make our own peppermint snobs why do you make your own liquor like you just like get like a right you get buy liquor obviously but like you can just like like we would get like adding shit yeah we're adding like it's like stuff to add to liquor to make it a different thing so we get like stuff to make peppermint homemade peppermint snobs yeah and if you had like a cold like a sinus and you just smelled it it was just like like your entire sinuses would just be like whoop have you seen those videos of people taking like raw garlic cloves and then you like stick them in your nose when you're like congested and then they like let it sit for a little bit.

And then they pull it out and it's just like a fountain of snot just coming out of their nose. That's fucking disgusting. I've never done it, but I've seen videos of it. Oh yeah, I might as well pour a little bit in mine so we can make it last a little bit. It's still pretty thick. I think I was just literally drinking pure Dr. Pepper. I just drank all the Dr. Pepper off. I can feel mine. At the off. I can feel mine.

At the bottom. I can feel mine too. When I got lower, that last hit was like syrup. If you're calling it a hit instead of a drink. Whatever. If you guys watched the last episode, we drank

beatboxes. I don't even remember. We are sitting next to the beatbox king himself. Oh, yes! JJ's baby! Oh, yeah. But... Oh, yeah!

We got to talking about this at work because we were talking about having him on, and he couldn't last week. We were actually planning on having him last week. Spencer works with us. Yes. That's how we know him week. Spencer works with us. Yes. That's how we know him. He started working with us last summer. And on some true organic shit, we just hit it off.

You know? And we just, like, kind of became pals. And now he's on the squad of all the boys. And we've never looked back. Yeah. So. He is the beatbox king. And we were talking about back. Yeah. So. He is the beatbox king. And we were talking about it.

I'm like. Beatbox for us real quick. I was like. Just kidding. I was like, Spencer, I started telling your story because we wanted to have you on. And I'm like, you know what? I should save this for Spencer. And so then we were talking about it the other day at work.

He goes, dude, I don't remember anything. I just remember what you told me today in the truck he's like I don't even remember it was either today or yesterday I think it was yesterday fuck man you guys were like just get fucked up

just get seriously fucked up who said that you guys when we were at DJ Pam was in my ears. Someone was in my ears. That was not me. Bullshit.

No, because half the time. I was sitting at a bank shop machine. I don't know what the hell they were doing. No, because half the time, you were, at one point, he was my beer pong partner at the bar. And they throw us our balls. Well, that's your first mistake. They throw us our balls, and I look over, and I literally have the ball in my hand. I get ready to hand it to him

and I look over and fucking Spencer's gone. I'm like fucking Houdini. Alright, so I turn around and there's some random guy standing behind me. I'm like, you want to be my partner? And he goes, well, are we playing for something? Jesus fuck. I'm like, sure, what do you want to play for? He goes,

the loser buys the winner's shots. Okay. And so I'm a man of my word. I have always been. And right at the end, this guy leaves. So I lose and I get stuck buying the other team's shots. Your partner was saying that we need to play the other people for something,

and then when he lost, he dipped? He was like, what? That's so scummy. Right at the end of the game. I mean, technically, his partner Houdini'd his ass. Well, I know, but. You were like, you want to be my partner? He's like, what are we playing for?

Yeah, he goes, I say we. And that was his exact words was, I say the losers by the other people shots. And so then that guy was like, all right, well, I got to go. So there was just some random fucking person over there. I go, I got to go. I got church tomorrow. You want to be my partner?

And he's like, what are we playing for? Yeah. And then they stood up and we lost. And he goes, well, I just during this game with like two throws left so i'm not buying shots and i'm like all right well so i went and bought them all shots they just they just do-si-doed you into buying a round for like half the bar and i was like okay so i went and bought the two guys that we played shots and i come back and the guy's like you didn't buy yourself a shot and i'm like no that's part of the rule gotta go do you didn't buy yourself a shot? And I'm like, no. That's part of the rule. It doesn't count.

Gotta go do it again. The deal was to buy you a shot. And he goes, all right, well, come with me. And we walked up to the bar, and he goes, what kind of shot you want? I'm like, well, I'll just take a tequila shot, because that's what you guys had. And he's like, all right, one tequila shot. And then I ended up taking a shot with him. And I was like, what the fuck?

I'm never going to a bar and playing with random people ever again. I'm like, because I feel like it was more scummy for me to be like, no, like you guys just played your ass off. I'm not fucking buying you guys a shot. You guys had a hell of a run out there. You, I mean, the pure athleticism was just, it was truly fun to watch. That's the competitive side of me. It's like when we were golfing, me and Zane versus you two, it was like.

Best round of him at his life. It was like. We turned it on. We did. We were playing, and they're playing like shit, and then I go, the first night and you guys were playing like shit. And then we got to the front night. Hey, take it easy. I was like, hey, you guys want to play for 20 bucks?

And then these motherfuckers don't it was 50 bucks we paid for 50 bucks yeah 25 a person oh 25 a person and we were like are we talking about his beat boxes or should we talk about that really quick or should we well i was just leaning into it like i just i like i'm very competitive and if i'm competitive like i'll talk my shit and that's what gets me in trouble what does this have to do with him drinking it was at the bar i just anyways just forget about that the golf wasn't no but anyways talk about your beat boxes and then we'll go back to the golf yes we're going because that definitely needs to get noted. We recorded that day right after. Yeah.

Anyways. I titled that episode Scrambled. We just got done doing a scramble and we got drunk. Isn't that clever? So do you remember when... I'm getting buzzed. When Jake was like... Hell, yeah.

Jake was like... Came up to all of us. Well, he came up to me and he goes, all right, let's go. You know, Spencer's getting pretty fucked up. Ben's getting pretty fucked up. It's probably best for us to go now. And I'm like, all right, yeah, let's go find them, round them up. We rounded up the troops.

And we go, yeah, we're going to leave. And Spencer goes, I got to go buy another beatbox. Yeah, and we're like, no, you don't. And then we're like, you've had four. And then here's Spencer, presumably blackout drunk because he doesn't remember anything of the rest of the night, just scurries up to the bar, grabs a beatbox. And we're like, dude, we're leaving. We're leaving.

Like we're leaving. And he goes, keep in mind, he this goes i'll get it out and he just goes like this he sticks it up his shirt and walks out of the bar like this just right past the security guards actually jj's has real cops as security guards wait what yeah like their bouncers can just arrest you no they're actual cops like they're on duty sheriffs or like deputies not in uniform though yeah they are if you walk i don't remember seeing a cop like on normally jj's has two cops on duty for bouncers but anyways keep in mind that this is so this is after we went ice skating which spencer was a little nervous about i don't know were you nervous about

skating or falling and making an ass of yourself or no i just didn't want to fall and make it hurt too bad so i drank you were like i need some liquid courage yeah before we start i didn't want it to hurt when i fell on the fucking ice so bad because you knew falling was inevitable yeah and i knew it was gonna hurt because it's solid ice. Which you didn't do too bad. No, I did better in cam. I could have not stepped out on the ice and done better than cam. Yeah. And then me and Will were just sitting on the side.

I'm like, dude, I'm a lot better at drinking beer than I am at skating. And then Spencer and I would do a couple laps, and we'd periodically come over to the wall. And we'd be like, Cam, you need to come back out here and skate with us. And you'd be like, I need more practice first. And we're like, your practice is right out here. I gotta wait because I gotta practice. Hey, I was supporting you guys, though, because you guys would come over, you would skate your rounds, and you're like, I need another beer.

And I'd go grab you guys a beer. And then I came back, and you guys would come off the ice on your next round, sit down, pound your beers, and you'd walk back out. I'm just thinking how you would practice i'm i'm picturing you like somehow i just play nhl somehow purchasing like a treadmill that you can ice skate on and you're like i gotta practice i mean i mean you can practice by roller skating true i mean i suppose yeah you could have done that it's basically the same that's what i was doing but um

yeah so what what is the last thing you remember from that night? Because that night is probably one of my fondest memories. That was so fun. He was drinking beatboxes like they were beer. Yeah, and it was... Like he was getting another beer. But it was a beatbox. Yeah.

Which is an 11%. Do you remember falling on your ass on the ice rink? Yes. That shit hurt bad. Fuck i remember that it was one of these falls that i literally looked over and i thought he might have accidentally done a flip and just fall right on his back because you could hear him hit the ground and he just stands up doesn't even look at us i'm like dude are dude, are you good? He goes. He just starts talking. He was talking to one of his buddies on his phone.

He just gets back up. You might have been FaceTiming Courtney at the time. It was either Courtney or my buddy. I don't remember. It might have been when I was trying to tow you around. I don't know. I was like, just grab my hand and I'll get you the speed you need. And then you just stay balanced.

And I was just towing you behind me. Anywho, we got off track again, but... Well, there's really nothing to say. We went to a bar after we ice skated, and... I was just telling the part where... How dumb the security guards are, because Spencer's walking out of a bar like this, with his hand, in his shirt,

with a full B-box that he just ordered from it didn't you tuck it into your belt i might have i think he tucked it into his belt i swear he was holding it just like this like under his well you were also blacked out so it's a good thing you drew i'm just kidding no i'm just kidding so yeah anyways we walked out that was his fifth that was his fifth yeah fifth beat box and And we walk out, and we get... So JJ's there, stares. And we get out of the stairs, like, definitely security guards can still see, and Spencer just goes... And we're just walking down the street, and...

Gotta do what you gotta do. Is that when we were trying to find a place to piss, and I went behind that... No, no, no, no. That's a different time. That was a different time. Keep going. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. It was after a basketball game.

I really had to pee bad. And we're... Oh, yeah, because what happened was... No, I don't... I'm sidetracking it too much. I'm sidetracking it too much. You probably pissed in that same alley. I can't tell a short story.

You probably pissed in the same alley I always puke in when I go to the rail yard. It was close by it. It was definitely close by. That's my famous alley. Puke in there every time. That is. Puke alley. That's upchuck alley.

We could tell that story. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. I fucking drank too much at the Husker game and had to go to my alley. Brought a camel along and fucking. So, do you remember? I walked along with you because I was scared you were going to fall. No.

You were just the guy that my friend is too drunk right now, so wherever he's going, I need to be alongside him for whatever happens. Yeah. Well, and it was downtown, and it was like. Husker Saturday. Rail yard. Yeah. And I was like, he's stumbling so, like, enough right now that if a cop might see him, he might be like. Didn't we have work that morning and we went right after work?

Yeah. That was lit. That's going to be happening a lot this year. Oh, yeah. Better be. Well, we'll probably be working two different days because Shindig's gone. Shindig. But, uh.

It's falling. I was just looking out for my little guy i was looking out for my boy and he's just fucking puking i'm just looking i'm like dude you're puking all over your shoe why do you call him the little guy because you call him the little guy i call him the little guy because you call him the little guy oh where did this nickname come from i don't know you i thought you started it i thought you started it i probably way more come from i don't know you i thought you started it i thought you started it i probably way more than you i don't know i swear jake started it why would i call him the little guy i don't know i just thought you thought i just thought you called him that because

he's your other co-worker but i'm bigger than him maybe i don't i thought you started it. Either way. It's ambiguous at this point. I don't care. I like all nicknames besides dickweed, asshole, and cuck. Who calls you cuck? Fuck around and find out. Who calls you cuck? But yeah, so we've had some pretty fond memories of Spencer. To say the least.

That's why I wore this shirt. Because this was not the first backyard party you came to. But definitely a memorable one. Was my first one your birthday? No, we had a beer dart. We had a beer dart. We weren't there. Yeah, he was.

He was already off his ass on Twisted Tees. Probably, yeah. That's when they off his ass on Twisted Teas. Probably, yeah. That's when they had the Bomb Pop Twisted Teas. I was probably fucking shit-canned. You were. You were drunk before you got there. Oh, yeah. It was the Bomb Pop Twisted Teas. I used to buy like four cases and just drink straight Bomb Pop ones.

This might be my inner dad coming out, but i have a bone to pick with you guys about when we have a designated drinking event that's going to happen whether we're playing beer darts or whether we're going to record for the pod and you're like i'm gonna drink four beers before okay it's like okay but in my defense that one was like my first backyard party here so that's fair that's fair and like for your 21st when we got done with work i was like you're gonna be doing a lot of drinking tonight and you went home and drank four beers before six you drank six beers before we even left your house yeah yeah so i finished that i for your birthday. I wasn't mad at you. I was just disappointed. On your birthday, I cracked my first beer as I walked through the door.

I mean. I don't know. It might be kind of OCD of me where I'm just like, preserve the night by starting when everyone else starts. So you're not way ahead of everyone and then you get too drunk before everyone else does. I know Scott doesn't listen to this, but that night would have went a lot different if he wasn't. Like, I couldn't leave the bar. Yeah, it's not really fair if he was just feeding you shot after shot. I was trying to walk away from the bar and the bartender would be like, Scott, buy you another shot.

And I was like, okay, well, I don't want to be the asshole that's like, I'm not fucking taking it. But like, my beer tolerance is just fine. okay well I don't want to be the asshole that's like I'm not fucking taking it but like my beer tolerance is just fine I can drink fucking you know a lot of beer in a sitting but it's when I get to like fireball or like my hard liquors

it just it falls down because not only that why do you not like fireball everyone's got like a i don't drink this anymore because i threw it up once i don't know i think i think it's not something i did but i watched chum chug two bottles of like 750 fireball and i'm just like yeah dude no like after that i just, can't even look at Fireball. Fireball is good, but.

No, it's not. Fireball is real good. I actually, well, let's steer towards that. What is the one alcohol that you cannot drink because you've thrown up on it? I'll go. Mine, personally, is Crown Vanilla. I smell Crown Vanilla. But you like Crown Apple, which is kind of weird. you've thrown up on it i'll go there's a wine personally is crown vanilla i smell crown vanilla but you like crown apple which is kind of weird ice but i smell it's the vanilla in it like really even i just smell crown vanilla and i'm like you're like a shark in water you get a little

droplet of it smelling you're just like i had a bottle of crown vanilla and i was just trying to like use it and i don't want to scut away so you just bottoms up it. I'm literally pouring, like, drinks that are, like, have, like, no alcohol in them. Can I get just, like, a little, just a little bit more? Yeah. I don't need it. I mean, I'm the one. I'm the one that poured the water.

You're the one that was like, are we drinking? Are we drinking? Jake, every time, are we drinking at night or what? Okay, tell me it didn't help encourage more fluid conversation. Oh, yeah, it does. I love that. We first started off, we were like, um, uh, well, thank you, Spencer. And now we're interrupting each other like crazy.

That's how it should be. Um, yeah, like, I was literally mixing, like man drinks that like had no crown vanilla in them but for some reason that's all my nose could pick out was the crown vanilla in it and i vanilla i mean vanilla is a really strong yeah vanilla has a very strong extract though like if you ever make homemade ice cream you barely put any vanilla in it oh it's always like because it's so yeah it's so strong i wonder if that's why like cam is i don't like can't do the crown okay i think this is a normal which is what i'm so gaslighting you. It's funny because normally Cam is the one to... Right.

Well, I've been working on not drinking so much. How's that working for you? Well, I bought a case of Coronas last night and I almost finished it. Wait, did you finish all those White Claws? That was like two weeks ago. Oh, yeah, that $150 worth of alcohol is gone. Oh, my God. Dude, you gotta chill oh yeah when are we doing an intervention for cam never well probably never because he's leaving

i'm on that's no eyes he just go he just go no i'm getting this exact so should we talk about this golf oh yeah i i love talking about? Oh, yeah. I love talking about this. Can we split the rest of this between? I love talking about this. Everybody? That was $35. Just leave it. Let me, save the rest for me so I can enjoy it a couple times, like a couple nights.

Because, you know, Jake doesn't do 30 drinks a night. Bailey literally was like... I feel like part of portion control is not drinking beer because if I have like a little mixer like this, it's less calories. Yeah. I mean, is it?

Yeah. Than a beer? But you mix a pop with it. Well. I don't know. You get 150 calories per can of Dr many calories? I don't know. You got 150 calories per can of Dr. Pepper. I don't know. I'm not an expert. I'm not a mixologist.

Me neither. You... You... That's a lot. Once you put the ice in, it really puts it in perspective. Yeah, so... You're gonna need like 13 walking tacos to soak that shit up. Do I need a Dr. Pepper?

Yes, please. Okay, so let's talk about this golf because I love talking about this. Me too. I got something to say that I haven't said yet. Let's talk about the other time we played against each other. Your first round's your best round. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I've got a pass with spilling mixed drinks on this laptop

if either of you two guys are listening that know about this story she's still crusty and I I also recently spilled I think it was an energy drink on my razor keyboard.

And now the shift key on the left side is like, it's not crusty. It's like frozen solid in place. Like I can't move it anymore. Oh, my God. Are you just fingering? Yeah, because I have my fingers are dirty. Okay, so we are playing at our course that we work at. my fingers are dirty but um okay so

we are playing at our course that we work at we played the back nine first which is a whole another thing yeah we came around to the front the nazi dance and we were

the hitler dancing yeah the hitler dance we were trying to um speed things up a little bit by scrambling it by doing a scramble and cam and zane i will say this is where i this is where i like to toot my own horn a little bit by... Scrambling it. By doing a scramble. And Cam and Zane, I will say, this is where I like to toot my own horn a little bit.

You guys were the ones that suggested we scrambled for money. And Spencer and I were like, I don't know. Yeah, we were kind of just like, eh. I will say, I was like, cause you guys were like, no. And you guys, we were unsure. We weren't like, no. And then they teed off and I'm like, well, you guys are being fucking pussies. And then they're like, all right, fine.

You didn't call us pussy. Yeah, I did. You called us pussies. Maybe that's what lit a fire under me. Because I remember specifically at one point just turned to Spencer and going like, you know what? Fuck you. Let's just fucking beat these guys.

Like they want to, they want to challenge us challenge us you just you just teed off and you hit a good shot and i'm like these guys want to challenge us and bet money like let's just fucking do it and fucking beat these kids and you know what's really funny is so we did i like cannot hit greens on par threes and we have two par threes on the front nine and i was i hit both greens in reg like and every time since i've played i've had no i hit four i hit two and that the shot on two it was this was because we went birdie birdie birdie didn't we yeah what was so crazy was that dude it was like whenever because we're scrambling for those of you that don't know what a scramble is you both hit and then you both play

from whoever had a better shot yeah you take the best and then you both hit from that shot and then you hit from the best shot of that and so basically you're playing together but it may end up that one person like played a hole by themselves if you always take their ball anyways it always seemed like one of one of us just flubbed one the other person came in clutch and we were just going back and forth yeah like we were actually playing as a team not just using one person's ball at one point after the sixth green i looked at zane i'm like they are playing really fucking good dude we gotta step our shouldn't you tell him like i made this bet like in full confidence that this was gonna be easy because

neither cam or or neither spencer or jake are very good at golf and this is the best i've ever seen them play yeah you say something like that to him well and i mean i'm not shitting on you guys but out of we're not that good out of our friend group i'm probably one of the best golfers in our oh without yeah so me making this deal was more of like a like just kind of you guys want to pay me 50 bucks yeah i mean i figured it'd be interesting you know like whatever it was we did all have a lot to drink that day and i was feeling we weren't like smashed by any means. I only had the 30. Wasn't that when I brought a 30 rack? We didn't take the whole thing with us.

We eventually did. We went back and got it after the 9. We took 15 in the back and then 15 in the front. But I mean split between how many guys? 4 or 5. 5 or 6.

Who was all playing with us so um gavin camden bryce was camden or not no i don't think gavin bryce i think it was bryce me you spencer and zane and what's his name andrew andrew go was that my birthday that we got was that the day we did that Scramble On my birthday I think that was the second time Was your birthday

Cause you have a That was sick Cause you have a TikTok of it Where we all shotgun on the 14th Yeah Yeah and Zane hit his Ball off his end That was awesome

Yeah cause we gave you a bunch of shit For being sick Cause you wanted a rematch at on that time yeah so they they ended up beating us we rightfully paid up and then the next time we went and played golf we so we went birdie birdie birdie birdie like we were four strokes ahead of them and then we kind of just put it in cruise control and we were just making steady pars and we just held them off but in a two-man scramble like six stroke lead is tough to come back oh yeah especially keep talking about it i mean our first let's talk about new

mark boys i mean in all honesty though our first that's the best i've ever seen you fucking play so i don't even want to yeah that you you did that and like no to Zane, but you took a lot of your balls. Well. But, I mean. Did we scramble? Yeah. 1-9? No, we scrambled the whole thing.

We scrambled the whole thing. We did? Yeah. But, I mean. That shows you how much I remember. Because that was the time. It was terrible. That was the day you were getting under the weather.

And I grabbed a six pack of Natterdays. And you're like i'm not really gonna drink today i don't want to drink today i did and there's a video of me shotgunning somewhere yeah and you shotgun one natterday but like i was but i was drinking no you only shotgun one natterday oh i don't remember i mean what is spencer you were not having a very good day on the links no i No. I was feeling a little under the weather, which I wasn't like the Michael Jordan flu game or anything. I was fully capable of golfing.

I mean, I don't know. I wasn't 100%. Because when I play a new course, I hate it. I shoot so bad. You think you're thinking too much about the layout? I don't know. It's just like a new place and i like play like shit because i went back there and i played like decently well for like me playing

like since we did our little thing yeah really like i played way better that time i think i could actually like hit a ball well it's just every new course i play yeah i hit some really good shots dude you were you were disgusting that day you were just like par threes you look like a you look like you were on the tour i mean you were just like it was a par three and you'd put it five feet from the hole yeah and it's just like there's no beating this yeah i think every single one of your drives was right down the middle of the fairway i mean it was but in like a scramble or like even like i played competitive golf it's really tough going up against somebody and i played like at the highest like number in high school golf and so it's like people that you know you're like you're not competing against them just in this section

you're competing against them in the overall and like there was multiple times where some kid that i've been beating the entire year just has one round where he's just like on fire out of his ass and it's literally just like somebody stepping on your throat like you're like how the fuck how the fuck am i supposed to beat this but that's also you know experience wise you figure out how to like yeah i think that's the thing about golf though because every other sport i mean golf's one of those sports where you like yeah i'm on today like if you're on the tour you have a chance to win an event but like like every other sport like the nfl like if you're projected to be bad you're probably going to be pretty bad.

Like it's a little more consistent. Yeah, there's a lot of consistency. Well, think about Augusta. There was guys like Justin Thomas, Victor Hovland. Those guys are all amazing golfers, and they missed the cut because they just weren't on. And there was an amateur that made the cut and was golfing. That's the biggest, that's the most different thing between a minor in golf and the pros in golf.

Is their consistency level is fucking phenomenal. That's why, like, a lot of people, yeah, I could probably go out and shoot a 71, you know, 60-something, 69, 68. But that would be one day I'm not going to consistently shoot that it would have to be a day where you were on you won't do that over an entire weekend of a PGA event

yeah like that's 4 days in a row where you have to shoot 60s and you cannot miss because one stroke that's like a handful of shots There are days in a row where you have to shoot 60s, and you cannot miss. Because one stroke can save you. That's like a handful of shots. If you look at a PGA event, one stroke, a guy drops one stroke, they're tied with fucking 15 people for 10th place.

You could have one hole where you hit a water hazard twice in a row, and you could be fucking, I lost this tournament. Yeah, you're literally out of the tournament. You take one bad hole, and you're fucking like 14th. Yeah, look at Tiger. Tiger had that one bad hole and never made a run back at the Masters.

He had like a triple bogey and then he was just... Well, yeah, but a triple bogey to us, that's bad. A triple bogey for a pro is like... Do a pro golfer. That's what I'm saying's what a pro is like do a pro golfer like that's what i'm saying it's a consistency level a pro golfer gets a bogey and they're like it's like life-changing events just happen because that could be a make or break situation but moral of the story is we're tied we're tied um i don't know if we're ever going to be able to put a performance like

that together maybe you guys should come back and we can play uh i probably hope cozad i'd call wild horse my stomping grounds i'd go wild course again a wild horse that's too expensive never played there it was like 60 bucks um we got a little bit ranty there um and i have something a little bit that i want to rant about but it's not going to be as serious it's a jake rants episode um jake rants i have a question for you guys in that okay this is a bit a bit there's is a bit of a side tangent here, but what kind of deodorant do you guys use? I use Old Spice Aqua Reef. I like that.

I just use whatever deodorant because my grandma. What do you mean? My grandma typically gets us deodorant for Christmas. I like. Like 50 sticks or what do you mean like enough do you not buy your own right now i'm currently using the stick that my grandma bought me for christmas like i used how no not still like i just recently started using it oh like you already had a stockpile or what i had like a stick and a half that I was still using and I finished those. Now I'm on to that stick.

You use a stick and a half from December to now? Yeah, I don't use like dry deodorant. Okay, so what do you use? What do you use? I use gel. Yeah, I use gel as well. Okay, when you say gel, are you saying the blue? Yeah, like the blue gel stuff.

No, I use the stuff that comes out in like the little hexes. The little hexes little heck oh it's the one like it like has a little squares in it like petroleum jelly yeah yeah that's what you use yeah i don't like i use the blue gel like that okay and i feel like you run through that stuff like i don't care if you do that's my favorite stuff i usually have that's what i use that's the only thing i use but i feel like it lasts me like a month i usually use the old spice swagger with the blue gel yeah okay just like the old spice aqua it's just a different yeah it's just yeah but i love the blue gel i thought i was buying a two pack of that just now at the store before this it was

old spice swagger cedarwood which i could have sworn i've gotten before in the blue gel but i pop it open and it's the white oh my god like chalky shit that when you put it on it like feels like it's ripping your armpit you put it on and when you when you put a shirt on it just leaves those like lines on your shirt whenever i go to shower after using it like i'll put it on in the morning i'll get home from work and go to shower and it like makes my armpits hydrophobic like it's sticky yeah i fucking hate that shit there is so i switch deodorants because i got i have duke cannon it's called cool and it's like a minty thing but when you sweat it like makes your armpits cool so i use that in the summer like um like that teacher you like shampoo or whatever where it's like menthol kind of thing yeah it's

yeah exactly i use that in the summers and currently right now i'm using that's your summer deodorant i have a power stick i'm i'm really an advocate for everymanjack from walmart you are just kind of all over the map with your deodorant brands aren't you well i just my grandma bought me it so i'm not gonna use it like i'm not gonna not use it like my on a side note my favorite like body wash scent is everyman jack citrus never had it it's it like as if i would eat it i've never used it i've never had that before i mean it smells like like a mix between like a orange like like an orange peel orange peel and some other fruit. I can't really put my finger on it. Grapefruit?

No. It's really orangey. Mango? But it smells so fire. Really? And it's really hard to find, too. I'm a wood guy. You like those wood smells.

Those hardy smells. Right now, I'm currently on... For body wash, I'm on Everyman Jack Sandalwood. Sandalwood, yeah. And usually I get the... I mean, I love me some teakwood. I love that smell.

Yeah, that's what I like. That's what I usually get, mahogany. Mahogany teakwood. I love that smell. Yeah, that's what I like. I love that smell. Teakwood. That's what I usually get in mahogany. Right. Mahogany teakwood, yeah. That's what that scent thing is? Yeah. And the little like air wicker or whatever, it's like a mahogany sage or something like that. My favorite thing is when Bailey goes to Bath and Body Works and she gets the foaming teakwood hand wash.

Hand soap? Yeah. The greatest candle. Gets you bricked or what? The greatest candle ever. You're like, fuck. Jake once told me that he's a big champagne toast guy. Oh, my God.

No. You got to get a frozen lake. Frozen lake. I think I've smelled that before. That's some good shit. The candles. But they only have it in the winter. So it's like...

You gotta get the mahogany teakwood intense candles. It's in a black jar. Settle down over there. Settle down also it's from Decovy which is like a small like soap business that's supposed to be all organic

okay it's a real hole in the wall soap business we have like a room spray it's called shades of gray whoa you squirt it 50 times yeah oh yeah no oh yeah oh dude i literally was like i really wish they'd come out with a cologne that smells like this

because dude dude you have probably the most expensive cologne collection i've ever met a dude have well when you're a fucking hugh hefner sailor like him you gotta smell good i have one bottle that i use it's dolce gabbana bullshit you don't think abana yeah the first time i came over to your apartment you were showing me all of your clone i don't know why it's my monday clone it's my tuesday cologne but like those bottles are so expensive. Yeah. We looked up the retail, and it was like $900.

I found it at Shields, and it was like $150. I got my... Did your grandma buy you those? I got my... No. No. I got my Dolce & Gabbana on clearance at Ulta, and it was like $70. On sale. Nice.

I mean, still, for a bottle bottle of clone that's this big well no the dulce gabbana was like that tall but like that big i don't know but yeah it's expensive phone but i like to smell good i would i would rather smell good than fucking stink so i mean i hear that's going around um so i mean a good old shower so my um my my deodorant was running low i had the blue gel and how long do you guys like try to preserve your deodorant stick because i was running that thing oh until it scratches right i was scratching me when it scratches and it burns yeah i mean i'll go all the way baby i'll go if there's a smidge in the blue left, I'll be like, oh, yeah, you get all the corner of it and try to get just rub a little bit of hair in it.

And I'm like, I cannot smell like shit. Is there this really happened to me when I was like in high school? OK, but first of all, have you ever had like those? It's old spice, but it's like there's like alcohol in it. Like you go to rub it and it fucking just burns like you've got alcohol in it. Like aftershave like nap no no there is some i have had that happen to me and it's like or like after like a summer day where it feels like when you're like well like after a summer day and you feel like you're

chafing it and you put that on and it burns like the devil's ass just fucking well i don't and i don't like the way that fucking fucking lubricant feels when you apply it because it's just like you you you twist it a couple times and then it just comes out like and then it feels like you're it's wet for like a minute it's wet yeah i feel like if you do this it's gonna break off okay i wake up i feel like it's running down my love yeah i wake up and i walk to to the bathroom in my underwear because I sleep in my underwear. And I'll put it on. And then I've got it down to the science.

I put it on. Have you ever heard him tell a story? No. Where he's like, what kind of deodorant are you using? And you're just like, I wake up at 5.30 a.m. in my underwear. And then he wonders why my stories take so long. Well, you see, you would think there's a problem where he has to put it on right when he wakes up so it's dried out by the time he puts a shirt on. No, like I wake up and I'm fully dressed within like five minutes of waking up.

Walk us through your deodorant application. So I wake up, wear my underwear, and I walk straight to the bathroom. I take my morning piss. I apply my deodorant. Take my morning piss. I grab my socks. I slide my socks on my feet and i put my pants on and then by the time i put my shirt on i am bone dry you take bailey's hair

dryer and give it a fucking no give her a little jerk me perk me here i'm just saying like i i'd rather use that shit but yes i've all there was i'm trying to think of what deodorant it was. But I put it on one morning, and I'm like, ow! Like, what the fuck? Like, it felt like somebody was taking... Was it a bee sting? It felt like somebody was taking... He didn't put enough worm up there.

It felt like somebody was taking a fucking lighter and just going... On my armpit. I'm like, what the fuck? So I don't... You're like, ow! Oh, my God. I had to grab a washcloth and wipe it off

this time last year i actually didn't have any armpit hair what yeah because i was at a party putting air on them just listen i was at a party i was at a party in these and these chicks were like I bet you $20 an armpit you won't shave your armpits I said pay up now and I went in the bathroom and shaved both armpits for $40 oh I'd do that for $40

I mean $20 I shaved them clean but oh my god dude what did they have to gain from you shaving your heart? I don't know. How much for you guys to wax your nipples? What?

How much for you guys to wax your nipples? That'd be a funny vlog. Thank you guys for... Have you guys watched the videos of where people take, like, wax strips, and then they put a string to, like. A golf ball or a baseball or something. I mean that wouldn't hurt that bad. Because it's quick. It just.

It would hurt worse going slow. One single hair? Well. It would hurt worse waxing. And pulling it off slow. I'd do it. But you put like some on your legs. You put like some on your chest. On your nipples. But you put, like, some on your legs, you put, like, some on your chest,

on your nipples, like, face, or, like, anything like that. And so every golf ball they hit, it could be one of those? Yeah, and you mix a bunch of them up, and some strings don't have something on them. But some strings have the wax drips on them. I mean, I'd do it just because it's fast.

I wouldn't do it if, like, someone's gonna sit there and just go really slow with it. Can you imagine how bad your fucking legs would hurt? Eh, it probably wouldn't hurt. Like, the back strips that are, like, this big and like that? Fuck, that would fucking hurt. I don't give a fuck. Well, I guess if they're like this.

You're the one that says it doesn't hurt when Jake whips you with a fucking stick as hard as he can. Hey, not everyone knows about our kinks, okay? Keep that down. Keep that down. Not everyone knows what Cameron and I do on the weekend. So that was really the main thing I wanted to bitch about was the fucking – The yogurt? Yeah, because I just – I was just going through it.

Oh, I was going to say – Grinding it down. I was going to say, don't – what is that that has to be like a top like 10 most depressing things when you're going to put your deodorant on you open it and the whole just thing just pops out and it's just yeah when you have the white stuff and you're just when you have that white powdery shit it just breaks up did you guys also have that one kid in middle school that just had the axee, like, spray deodorant? And he just, like, in the whole locker room just fucking reeks of Axe.

Were you that kid, buddy? No, I was not that kid. I mean, I remember Axe bombs, but. Yeah, I keep, but I keep cologne on me. Like, if I want to smell good, I'll put cologne on, but I'll also put deodorant on, but, like, one squirt of cologne. Keep that shit on me. Keep that shit on me like if I want to smell good I'll put clone on but I'll also put deodorant on but like one squirt keep that shit on me keep that shit on me back don't you buy me k sponsor us that would be kind of crazy we get sponsored by dolce and gabbana as we're dressed in a blow me shirt an old old shirt, and a company issued shirt.

Work, work outfit. I don't know. Yeah. Do we want to wrap this up? I mean, I really got to pee. I do too. I'm going to definitely pee between your legs after this. I cannot wait.

Spencer, thanks for joining us on this episode. Hopefully it will be the first of many. Oh yeah. Hopefully it will be the first of many. Hopefully it will be the first of many guest appearances. We hope you guys enjoyed listening to us and watching us if you're watching on YouTube. I had a great old time, as always. It's a pleasure talking and sitting and talking with you boys. I can't get enough of it. I work with you for eight straight, and now I'm like, let's go home and talk some more. You know, quick side tangent right before we leave.

Spencer, you were just talking about having all the boys on. I feel like that episode is just going to be a fucking shit show. Do you know that video? No, not in this setting. Me and Jake were talking, like like going out and like doing stuff like yeah like doing or not even that we could just like go out and like do stuff like you know just like like play bags like what we were talking about a couple weeks ago like go golfing and have one phone per cart sounds Sounds like a lot of editing.

I think you have it in you. I think you got it in you. Well, of course I got it in me. It's just the motivation of starting it. Code Grass on Shanky. The motivation is episode 50. That's all you need. That would be pretty nice.

Have you seen the video of those guys in the escape room where they figure something out, and then the audio just goes... Like, it just is so blown out. That's what I feel like it would sound like if all the boys got in here and we tried talking into a mic. We'd all just be talking over each other. That would be a fucking fun-ass episode. We vlog us going to an escape room holy that's not what I meant but

I like where your head is at I do like where your head is at I could see Ben in there just be like wait I'm on the exit you gotta get the finger pump no yeah but we're all

like taking it serious and Ben would just be like wait why don't we just run through the door I think we should just try to pick the law

I think we should just pick the law man that's not the point we gotta find clues and find numbers and shit to get out of here or taking Ben axe drawing

as long as I'm not down range fuck I might want to not down range. Fuck. I might want to be down range. Cause I feel like you might lose it in the back swing. Lose it in the back. But thank you guys. As Jacob saying,

thank you for listening. We got to wrap this up. Cause we both have to pee and Spencer has to go shower before the NFL draft. So, um, school bikes, baby, go bears, go bears. We all know who we're getting dealers

um anyways i'm so glad there's an awkward silence after that uh follow us on apple podcast and spotify um and subscribe to us on youtube on instagram and dm us because nobody ever fucking does that so So here we are, but grass studies podcast everywhere, Uber everywhere. Um, thank you guys for watching until next time. Let's try to see,

let's see if we can get a three-way dap in here. Um, look at this dirty, little dirty head. Casey didn't think this kid works hard. Look at the little hand. Until next time, keep your hands dirty and work hard.

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