Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 48: Beer Olympics Recap [Feat. Lena Nelson]
Episode Date: July 11, 2024In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Lena and Jake aka. the greatest party hosts of all time, sit down and talk about the first annual Beer Olympics. The couple goes through each event and bre...aks down in depth how the games went so that all of you can relive the glory as well. Lena's Podcast: Does the Cat Die? - On Spotify and Apple Podcast SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @lnelson4 @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11
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but i came in and brought you water i was i was like making you drink it i was like come on take
another sip like dumbledore harry you just got to keep drinking sir you just got to keep drinking
i promised i promise sir promise i do what you say one more one more Welcome to the Silver Medal Beer Bong Podcast.
I already fucked it up.
Podcast.
I'm Jake and I'm a grass eddy.
And today I am joined by my fellow silver medalist and competitor competitor partner, my fellow throat goat.
It sounds kind of weird when I started like that.
Lena Nelson, thank you for being on again in cam spot.
Um, I haven't had any updates on his procedures, so you know, he might be dead.
He may or may not even be with us anymore but
uh the show goes on so we are here for yet another episode and we are coming to you guys
as medalists from the 2024 grass daddy sponsored beer olympics we decided you know what we want to sponsor this
thing so it sounds like a good event for a good cause so we want to put our name on it
that's what we did um but i was also the host and mc so kind of just a shameless plug even though half the people that were in attendance
are already like listeners yeah so you know it didn't really probably didn't boost our
viewership that much but it's worth a shot and honestly i thought about just turning up the
speaker because i announced it over the mic just so the whole neighborhood could hear it. Oh, the pod.
Yeah, and then just go, who's sponsoring that?
Let me look that up.
So originally I said, and I'm coming to you guys with some somber news.
Originally I wanted to film the whole thing.
I wanted to do it up big. I wanted to
essentially copy it shot for shot, frame for frame of the Bustin' with the Boys Beer Olympics, but
it kind of fell apart on us. Um, like, I, I had basically, okay, When it comes to the way my brain works, when it comes to recording
or making, or just really creating anything, I, I'm storyboard the whole thing in my head.
Like I have this vision of how I want it to go and it just wasn't really panning out and rather than being like a dick about it
and being like no no no you need to stand here and film this like this I was like uh it's it
I was like I can tell people aren't really into it like that they'd rather just compete and have fun
so I was like just we'll forget the video I mean we'll have pictures and stuff and
we I mean we do have some video yeah of it um and Spencer was like what if you just like kind
of make like a short or something I'm like that that might work just have like a bunch of little
clips of what happened yeah like maybe yeah you know it not, there's not going to be like a 40 minute in depth
vlog slash whatever video.
Yeah.
Um, but because of that, I figured the least I, we could do is just basically talk about
it.
So this entire podcast is just going to be us rehashing the
events that occurred from start to finish just talking about what happened and all all the fun
we had and all the fun we didn't have towards the end um yeah do you have any are you opposed to
that at all no that sounds good i mean guys look at this so we got i guess do we want to start from the top well i think before we do
it's only right if we start this podcast the way
it's supposed to be started with the magic mini fridge you're starting to get it
if there's alcohol in there i don't think i can drink it well i don't know let's find out what do we got huh what we got in there oh my god some liquid iv
what i get a liquid iv and some bush you want a bush, that must be for me. I guess you can have the...
Is there two waters in there?
Oh, there's just one?
Yeah.
Okay, I guess you can...
Okay.
I guess you can have the water and I'll drink the bush light.
If I will not be drinking bush light for the foreseeable future...
So bush light...
Go ahead.
I will not be drinking alcohol for the foreseeable future, but especially beer.
Don't let me sniff that.
You can't even sniff it?
No, like, my tummy is still fucked up.
But we'll get to that later.
So, let's go there.
So. there so bush light it's only fitting that the magic mini fridge has provided as it comes alive
and lets me know it's um thank you it's already saying you're welcome but thank you um letting us
know that it's here and um providing us with what was the primary beer choice for the games.
Yes.
So, I mean, let's just start from the top.
We, like I said, watched the Will Compton and Taylor LeJuan Bustin' with the Boys Beer Olympics.
And I was like, that looks fun, that looks cool or whatever,
but I showed it to Lena, and she went, we have to do that.
And I was like, fuck yes, that is exactly the reaction I wanted from you.
So we started planning it a little bit.
It basically was probably two or three weeks after we had decided we wanted to do
it that we really that that we did it yeah but it was probably a week out maybe more like two weeks
out week and a half week and a half ish out that we once we had kind of asked around and figured out who wanted to do it, we sent out a text.
And basically we said your entry fee is a 12-pack of Bush Light.
Because that was going to be all the beer we were using.
Because we were already paying, we spent a pretty penny on this.
So the teams to enter could provide some of the beer that we would use
right so and what we did was and i may edit this in because i took a picture of it um
guys i don't think you realize when it comes to parties and hosting parties lena and i here do not fuck around no we don't so when when we had to buy a
new tv it came in a big ass box that we still haven't gotten rid of because we have cats
and they like cardboard and so we took the side of this giant box so we had this giant piece of
cardboard and we were mapping out the events and how long they were going to take how many
roughly we were going to need right we we we put the old thinking caps on and we were just
an evening we were just grinding it out and we were like okay so for the first event was pound
a pint i disappointed jake heavily in the pound a pint we'll get there i'm just
talking about this oh okay i mean no you didn't disappoint me no come on stop um pound a pint
so we were like okay each person is going to get a pint there's 18 16 people this was before we
lost a team so that's simple we got like an 18 pack
so that covered that but then for the other events like beer pong knowing how long beer pong can take
if you have because we've we've had beer pong tournaments before yes but even just hanging
out and playing beer pong the games can take a while. Yeah.
So I was like, we got a lot of stuff to get through, and I want to drink real beer in the cups.
None of this water in the cups shit.
Yeah.
So I was like, well, let's do six cups instead of ten, just a nice, whole, clean number.
It was basically each person drank one beer per round.
Yes.
So, like, the six cups, there'd be two beers divided by the three cups.
So, each person could theoretically drink three of the cups.
And drink a beer.
And drink a beer. So, there was seven teams teams because one team dropped out so the winner of pound a pint
got a buy in the first event yep um because pound a pint was timed yeah um so it didn't matter there
was no bracket style for that. Yeah.
And then from then on, the winner of that event subsequently would get the buy for the next event.
Yep. So you would.
So I calculated this out on my phone while I was taking an extreme diarrhea this morning.
The most you could drink is nine.
If you went through all the rounds.
Right.
And the least you could drink is three.
Three would be you lost in the first round
on all three of the events besides Pound a Pint.
Yeah.
Because it was just you lose and you're done.
Yeah.
Because it ended up taking a while.
Like, I think the timing was about right.
Yeah.
I kind of had an idea of how long it was going to take,
and I was like, I know it's going to be,
we're going to want to make this snappy, essentially.
So, if you move on to the second round,
there's another beer.
If you lose the second round, you're playing for third.
If you win the second round, you're going on to the championship.
So no matter what, if you make it to the second round, you have to drink a beer for that round,
but you're automatically guaranteed a round where you're drinking another beer. So, we placed second in Beer Ball.
I've never played before, and Beer Ball was really fun.
That was really fun.
I really liked Beer Ball.
I've never played before either.
And so, I know you probably have an order that you want to do this in.
I don't.
I don't.
I was just kind of going through the.
Okay.
All of this was to say we basically had it exactly mapped out how many beers it will take.
Yeah.
To do all these events.
So we told each competitive duo.
To bring a 12 pack.
Bring a 12 pack and call it your entry fee into the games.
Yeah.
A.K.A.
Help us out a little bit since we're footing the bill on pretty much everything else.
Yeah.
And I may or may not have made it explicitly clear that it was one 12-pack per duo.
Because some people brought a 30-rack.
Some people brought Ben.
Brother Ben brought like three 12-packs.
Yeah.
It was more than do so we had so much bush light the cooler was full and there was one sitting off to the side that we were refilling the
cooler with yeah and spencer and i counted it out and it ended up being like 128 beers that were
just deleted throughout the course of the night through all the competition, which is epic.
128.
That's crazy.
Including the pints.
That is crazy.
Which are actually more than 12 ounces.
Yeah.
But so we were playing back to beer ball.
So we had this planned out and originally
we had to plan for the sixth you know little fourth of july beer olympics which was this
saturday we're recording on a monday yeah two days after two days post yeah olympics it was
originally supposed to be 95 degrees which thank god it wasn't because then i think we literally i i think i might have died if it was 95 degrees well and it was so humid from all
the rain we had gotten yes even when even though it was like mid 80s it was pretty hot it was toasty
i was sweating but then about like i don't know seven o'clock um it started raining so we were
playing six probably five is when probably five five thirties when it started raining. So we were playing.
6?
Probably 5.
Probably 5, 5.30 is when it started to sprinkle.
Yeah, that's true.
And then eventually it started to really come down.
Oh, yeah. So we were playing beer ball in the rain, sliding in the grass.
It was so much fun.
So much fun.
A lot of the teams were all so down to play in the rain right it was
so fucking fun which i loved i went around and gave that energy yeah i went around i think nick
and ian were playing uh courtney and spencer in in beer ball i think and i i went out there and i
gave them high fives and they were like what was that for and i was like for playing in the rain for being down to just like a legend yeah um yeah spencer spencer was like and if you want the true effect just turn
your volume all the way up when i say this next part but he was like come rain or shine i'm here
for it or something like that like i don't know he was he was a come rain or shine mentality
and so were a lot of the other competitors and i loved that yeah i love that and you guys
that are listening and it was so much fun i might cry just kidding i'm so glad everyone came out it
was it was a lot of fun until it wasn't but so let's start from the top i was a little bit um as i said before i
get in my own head and i get set in my ways for how i want things to go and i don't know if you
could tell but right from the beginning i was a little bit wasn't going to our plan, was it? Not really. We had one partner, one team wasn't there yet, and it was coming in.
I sent out a text and said, I would like to kick off the games between 4 and 5.
Yep.
Which I guess they took it as show up at 5.
Because everyone was there and ready to go but we also had one partner of a team uh
courtney spencer's partner couldn't get off her boss made her work a little bit later so she didn't
get off until 5 30 yeah consequently i'm stealing your that's what you always say, consequently.
I took, I took, I had an introspective moment.
And I said, there's two ways this could go.
Because there was a whisper in the back of my mind that was like, just fuck it.
Cancel it.
We'll just all hang out and drink and just say fuck it.
Because we saw, we also saw the storm coming in. Oh, yeah.
I was looking at the radar and there was an
imminent storm coming it wasn't uh it might miss us it was uh oh it's it's gonna hit us
although when he coming it was just a matter of time um and i was it kind of pissed me off a little
bit i wasn't pissed at anyone because there was really nothing. But I'm the same way, which is probably not a good thing that we're both the same way.
Where when it doesn't go like how you have it in your head, you start getting fucking irritated.
Yeah.
Or like, yeah.
Because at one point, which is fine, not everybody knew each other.
But at one point we were all sitting there before the game started waiting on a team and looking at the storm and like everyone's kind of just like this is the this
was the other thing just sitting there not doing anything which is okay in my mind there was someone
with a camera greeting the competitors as they were coming in and they were giving their pre-game
thoughts they were talking about you know what they were excited for, sharing their team name.
Yeah.
I put up a little Olympic rings, like, backdrop in my garage and set up my camera with a tripod so people could do, like, a confessional.
Which would have been a lot of fun, but I'm not going to tell people, go in there and do a confessional, because that's not how it works.
No. You go in there out of your ownional because that's not how it works. No.
You go in there out of your own will because you have something you want to say.
Yeah.
I also think people would be more willing to do that if they were a few beers in.
But that's the thing.
You can't be like, maybe you should drink a couple beers and loosen up so you can perform for my video that I want to have happen.
Exactly, exactly.
But like you said, people were kind of sitting around like when are we going to start and it's like why don't you liven
up a little bit I mean this is a party after all but I I want people to do what they want to do
and I can't force anyone to do anything and you certainly can't force anyone to have fun
and whatever you deem to be fun is you know that i don't know where i'm going with that but
but then i said fuck the whispers the show goes on and we're gonna make the best of this no matter
what even if we're not recording this i'm doing this for myself and whoever else will find this fun yeah so i got up and i went in the
garage and i took the mic that i i set up two speakers one for music and one for um like
announcing announcing shit like a mic mc yeah and i used my laptop to play music off of i put my
laptop on a folding chair in the garage behind the door
like a little wizard of oz set up like just ignore the man behind the door kind of thing
um and because i had my phone set up yeah i took my passcode off so people could come up whenever
they want yeah i had this so premeditated in my mind and it just kind of didn't pan out here's
the other thing though like it's our it's the first time we've done this there there's kinks
that we figured out and if we do it again we can fix this exactly and that's what i was thinking
about too let's just be a trial run yeah let's just go and have fun compete not worry about
the performance aspect of it yeah um because if i have my mind focused on the video
i'm not going to be able to truly give myself over to the actual games yeah that's true too
but i said fuck it we're gonna do this and whoever thinks it's fun or entertaining
so be it and those that don't fuck them yeah so i grabbed the mic and i'm like welcome to the 2024
olympic games sponsored and proudly hosted by the grass daddy's pocket kind of thing and then we
played the national anthem followed by oh canada which was supposed to be like a whoopsie but i
literally put it in the playlist and i did get some reactions from it. And then we kicked it off.
I needle dropped Kickstart My Heart.
And we kicked it off with Pound a Pint.
Couple people surprised us in Pound the Pint.
Pound a Pint.
Jake's mother being one.
So as we said, Courtney was late showing up from getting off work. So my mother stepped in and said, Spencer, I'll be your partner for pound a pint.
And she started.
Spencer was anchor.
And they got silver.
They did good.
Amy chugged that shit.
I don't know if you guys know this about Jake, but he...
Because you probably did it in like two or three seconds when we were up.
And now I know where he gets it.
It's from his mother.
It was impressive.
And God bless her for stepping in because...
I don't know what we would have done.
When you put it like that, it kind of makes me uncomfortable
considering that our team name was the Throat Goats.
Jake opens his mouth like a fucking python and the throat just like deconstricts.
Right.
I actually have extra muscles and like jaw like joints like a snake.
How they can like.
Yeah.
But it's like for the.
You could swallow a fucking deer if you wanted to.
Yeah. Okay. We like for the. You could swallow fucking beer if you wanted to. Yeah.
So.
Okay, we'll edit that out.
So the way we did it was both people have a pint of beer, a tall boy, 16 ounces in a glass, plastic cup, clear cup.
So you could see the beer.
One person. There's a ref with a stopwatch
both people have it on the table when the ref says go person one grabs it chugs it when their glass
hits the table person two picks theirs up chugs when their glass hits the table the ref stops the time yep and the top three times got medals the other thing
that i want since we're on pound a pint so we did very badly because of me um what was our time was
like 54 seconds we got to go up and last we got third to last it was I'm pretty sure it was 54. Okay. But like you were saying.
Okay.
So as Lena was going, someone was just like, come on, Jake, you can make up the time.
And I'm like, well, whatever her time is, is what our time will be.
Because mine's not going to account for much.
I know.
But the other thing is like, and this hindered pretty much all the teams except for Jake,
because again, he opens his jaw like a python,
is we had the pints sitting in the fridge since we got them,
so they were fucking cold, and it was giving us brain freezes.
So if we do it again, this is one of the kinks that we can iron out.
We are not warming up the beer before we chug it.
Not too much, but let them sit out for a few minutes.
You were just taking them out of the fridge. Look, the rest of us were suffering. up the beer before we chug it not too much but like let him sit out for a few minutes you just
taken him out of the fridge look the rest of us were suffering i don't i know you a lot of you
guys a lot of you guys were suffering and yeah quite frankly honest if it was warm or cold it
wouldn't make a difference no so i guess for the other competitors well i guess is it cheating if
i'm intentionally making it cold knowing it won't affect me, but it will affect others?
Yes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure cold beer is preferred.
It is, but it didn't have, and I'm not saying warm.
I'm saying just less chill than it was.
Like a little more warmth to it well i mean i took we had it in the fridge and i brought it outside and just set the box on the table yeah
and they were fucking freezing but so jake and i we got we got like third to last in it it's okay
um but your mom and sp Spencer got like 24 seconds
because they got second.
Yeah, I think it was like 28 seconds or something like that.
And then your brother-in-law Ben and his friend Trenton got 16 seconds.
Which was fucking insane.
Watching them do that was...
Because it was fast combined.
So if you want to say an average of eight seconds
yeah that's pretty fast per person yeah they did yours was like 54 and mine was like
two three but i told spencer i seemed cool and collected but when we were getting there
when when we were about ready to kick off the the old heart was fluttering a little bit.
Like when we were about to pound the pint?
Yeah.
I was nervous.
I was getting the blood was, but I loved it.
This is why I'm a closer, because I love the pressure.
It gets me amped up.
I was so nervous.
So I knew.
Like, normally I chug faster when I have a little buzz because, you know, I'm a little bit numbed up.
Yeah.
The pain of it.
Yeah.
So I can just fucking whoosh and just nothing.
But since I had my heart going, like, a little bit of adrenaline pumping, I was like, oh, this is going to be a quick pint.
Like, I knew it was going to be quick just because I knew the adrenaline was gonna take some of the pain away yeah whoo open that throat up and just pour it down so
pound of pint went good and then we did beer pong who got third
tracin ben it might have been tracin. It was definitely Trace and Ben because it sure as fuck wasn't Cole and Rachel and it wasn't Summer and Eli.
No.
So.
So, then we did beer pong.
I mean, what is there to say about beer pong?
Yeah, since we got out in the first round, we can probably just skip right over that.
I'm just kidding.
But this is an example of why.
So, for beer pong, we only had to drink one beer
so to this point we're halfway through the competition and you've had
one pint and one beer yes should we keep a little scoreboard over here how many beers
we could but that'd be more editing for me. So I think we just ignore that. So. Okay.
So yeah.
So like we said before, six cups, a beer per three cups.
Yep.
And you're actually drinking it.
And I wanted it to be very bare bones beer pong rules.
Yeah.
Just to speed it up.
Because when people start, and this is also why I wanted refs.
It sounds silly like, oh, you don't need refs for drinking games,
but it honestly is pretty helpful having someone unbiased overseeing it
because there's always going to be some sort of argument or controversy.
Especially when people are drinking.
Exactly.
And especially over things like people take beer pong to another level, which I get.
But.
And the people we were going to have reffing were sober.
Yes.
Yes.
So.
But.
Do we need to say anything else about beer pong?
We got out first round.
Someone won.
Who won beer pong?
I think Summer and Eli.
Okay. That sounds about right.
I think they won.
Cole and Rachel knocked out Spencer and Courtney in the first round.
Damn.
Should we use their real names or should we use their team names?
Team Sober knocked out Balls Deep in the first round.
And I think Methodist Care care what was it health care
health care yeah but was it health care or just care methodist care i think it was methodist
health care i don't fucking know um anyways but shortened to meth care they showed up late so
they're the meth heads that's what you get and they brought for showing up exactly on time. Oh, yeah.
And one of their competitors was hung over.
Whose fault is that?
When you know you're competing in a beer Olympics the next day,
throw a little shade at you guys since I know you don't listen.
Even though not really.
I'm glad you guys came.
But to be fair, the Michelob Ultra was 4.2% alcohol.
And Bush Light is 4.1%.
So they actually were drinking more alcohol.
But they had 95 calories.
And this is 95 calories.
Oh. So I don't know what he said. They had 95 calories. And this is 95 calories.
Oh.
So I don't know.
He said.
Okay, so maybe I don't feel bad at all.
What did who say?
Eli was like, I cannot drink Bush Light right now.
He was like, the Michelob is really helping.
It's like, whatever i guess technically they were drinking more alcohol by 0.1 with the same amount of calories yeah i don't know i think it's a
placebo thing people see the night the big 95 on the top of the miclob can they're like oh this is
really light shit even though bush light is just the same yeah and the reason i wanted i chose bush light was
just because i feel like pretty much everyone likes bush light and like i said it's 4.1 it's
fucking water and it's fucking cheap it's fucking water it's cheap it's pretty well known and i just
wanted something to be consistent across all the competitions you know if people were like well i
brought budweiser well i brought
corona well i brought bud light then people would be like well that's not fair because that's this
percent and that's this you know yeah this tastes like this that's so much easier to chug because
you know people when it comes to even though it's a backyard games and competition people want to win yeah well when you got a sick ass trophy
on the line talk about it because i've damn near out of breath over here so not only did we get
medals there was you could get a gold medal a silver medal and a bronze for each competition
so which i don't know if you guys noticed our beer bottle openers yeah so suck my
dick white america so jake and i decided to make a trophy for whoever won the most gold medals aka
essentially winning beer olympics or just the highest conglomeration of metal value, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So, we chopped up a little block of wood.
Two before.
And spray painted that black.
That black.
Spray painted a red solo cup gold and a little ping pong ball gold.
I think you said it right.
Is that what I said?
You kind of got the line right not really
i fucked it up anywho and then we just screwed him in but the thing that really pushed it over
the edge is we put in some liquid ivy which those things are like 50 bucks a stick do we have a
picture of the trophy uh we have a picture of um we have a picture of me handing it to the winners yeah maybe i'll put that in and zoom in
yeah but um maybe i won't who gives a fuck you can picture it i'm pretty sure just picture it's a
it's a red solo cup with a ping pong ball sitting right next to it that are painted gold
on a little black block of wood that says 2024 beer olympics champion yep and then we put
yeah four packets of liquid iv in there that was a nice little addition whoever came up with the
idea was pretty creative i think it was you um i want you to get you a smart water what'd you say
i wanted to get you a smart water because we i know we talked about the or i mean
the we'll edit that out oh um i'm gonna jump ahead again here but the so we got an eight pack
of would you got a big pack where'd you go again oh sorry um you're ruining the lore. I ruined it too.
So we got an eight pack of the liquid IV for the trophy.
Put four in there and we were like, we'll each drink one before the Beer Olympics because we don't want to die.
And then we'll keep the last two for us for tomorrow when we're not feeling too hot.
Do you need to switch it?
I'm about half.
I'm at 58.
Can I take it for a little while?
Sure. Just to make sure we make it.
What are you at?
It might turn off.
My computer will turn off if it's not plugged in.
Are you shitting me?
That's why you were having issues with Maggie, is because if it's not plugged in, it'll go black.
Okay.
I'm sure we can make it yeah um so anyways so we jake said we we crushed what was 128 beers we actually ran out of beer though towards the end hold on let's get okay so next
event i was gonna say what happened to the other ones or you want to save it for the end
go ahead next event beer ball i just i just want to save it for the end. Go ahead. Next event.
Beer ball.
I just want to work through it since we're not providing them with a video.
So I want to.
Because I feel bad.
Because in the other podcasts, I was like, we're doing the Beer Olympics.
I'm going to film it.
It's going to be awesome.
And now I'm like, I didn't do it.
So I want to at least give them a recap.
So we did beer pong.
What does recap stand for?
Recapture?
I don't think it stands for anything.
What does recap stand for?
Well, so we...
It can't just mean what it is.
I think it stands for like recapture,
recapturization, no?
Recapturing?
We're recapturing the events that occurred sure let me look it up my chrome is slowly opening but so we did beer pond who gives
a fuck about beer pony i don't know what beer yeah we lost um fuck it then we did beer ball
so for those of you that don't know and there's a million and a half different ways to play all these events and different people have their own ways of playing it.
And even though the MC clearly went over the rules before each event, for whatever reason, not everyone wanted to listen.
Probably alcohol related.
Or maybe I wasn't loud enough, but Lena gave me a max volume uh that i could go to
just kidding but i just know i didn't want to be too loud
but the way we wanted to play the way i we mapped it out was one person in each corner of the table
with their own can sitting in front of them in the corner.
One person takes a ping pong ball,
and you try to throw it and hit.
We were going across the table.
Some people play it, you can throw out either person's can,
and either person can get it and put it down.
But the way we were playing it was you throw a cross diagonally at a person and if it hits their can
then they have to go retrieve it and once you hit their can you start drinking your beer you start
with a closed can and you start drinking your beer until chugging Until they retrieve the ball and put it on the tabletop.
And so you take turns going around and your beer slowly goes down.
If you wing it and it clips the can and goes flying, then you get longer to drink before they can touch it to the top of the table.
Sometimes it hits the can and stays on the table and they just touch it.
The hand on it.
And then it stops right away and you don't even get
to lift it to your lips yeah um and unlike most drinking games where you're trying to force the
other team to drink in this game you want to drink the fastest your team is trying to finish your
beers before the other team because the first team to finish both of their beers wins and moves on yeah so much fucking fun guys i've never played
this before um i don't know if if we played a different version how it would have translated
i'm sure it'd be fun either way but the way we played it was really fun and it was starting to
come down the rain was starting to come down and we were out there saying fuck it rain or shine
we ball and we balled and we made it to the championship
this is what this silver medal is from did we who do we play for the championship
spencer and courtney oh which it's only fitting because that's kind of their game
yeah they were the ones that were like that's not how we played it and it's like whatever yeah as long it really doesn't
matter as long as it's fair for both teams and everyone's um consenting to the same
rules that you guys are kind of setting up yeah so did we played we played cole and rachel first
then did we play summer and eli? Yes. And then we played.
So we played Cole.
Yes, we played Team Sober, which was Cole and Rachel.
Mm-hmm.
And.
They had some sick shirts, by the way.
They did.
So do you know what that's a callback to?
Mm-mm.
That is a callback to when we were on a Halloween party bus.
Oh.
And Rachel was blacked out.
And at the end of the night i was recording a video and i
was going around the room we were back at home and i started on corbin i said completely sober
and i went to cole and he wasn't even on the party bus i go completely sober i go to trace
because we were all living together at this point i go to trace and I go. Mostly sober. And then I pan down to Rachel.
On the ground.
Splayed out on the ground.
And she goes.
Sober.
Who said that.
She was blacked out.
So that became kind of a running joke.
Love Rachel.
Oh my gosh.
So much fun.
So that was our team name was sober.
Question mark.
And then.
Beat them.
Yep.
Beat Summer and Eli.
Both of those games, all of our games were close, really.
I feel like that's just the way beer ball goes.
Kind of, yeah.
It just comes down to the wire every time.
Yeah.
But you make it to the third round.
You're an automatic silver or gold gold which is kind of a nice feeling
you're like no matter what i'm getting a decent medal yeah yeah the other thing that i said at
the beginning of the beer olympics after we lost panapai is we can't win our own beer olympics
that looks like we set it up so at least we meddled in something yes it does seem sus if the hosts who set everything
up win just take gold and everything and but i mean there's multiple witnesses you're seeing
the skill that's required in each of these events yeah if we were to win everyone would have saw
that it would have been fair and square yeah but i also
don't want to win our own beer olympics you know what i mean yeah i mean spencer was kind of salty
about not winning the medal we're sitting down here in the basement because the last event was
flip cup so we'll go on to that next the last event was flip cup and as we were kind of letting the rounds play out, Spencer and I were sitting down here on the coffee table.
And he was already strategizing for next year because I think we basically figured out that because of where he was at in the rounds, the trophy was unattainable.
And he was a little salty about it and he was already planning
out he was like kind of throwing Courtney under the bus a little bit he was like next year you're
not gonna be my partner I don't know I mean I don't know how much she really hindered him but
he's like next year Ben's gonna be my partner and so then cole and i just kind of looked
at each other like if you're gonna go fucking balls to the wall then we're fucking abandoning
our girlfriends that we're gonna go balls to the wall i'll be a ref um and so i just what i
can only imagine is the best shit talk i can muster in that moment. He goes, he's like,
we're getting that trophy next year.
And I just look at him and go,
I'm going to make the trophy extra sick next year
since I know it's staying at my house.
And he was like.
But yeah,
so,
flip cup.
Last event.
How are you feeling at this point in the games?
Drunk.
It must have been beer ball that did you in.
Because like we said, you pounded a pint.
Yeah, that probably got you a nice good buzz.
You had one high noon to pregame.
But beer pong rolls around and you only drink one beer.
Yeah.
Which you should have been fine. But beer ball. Beer ball where only drink one beer. Yeah. Which you should have been fine.
But beer ball.
Beer ball where I drank three beers.
Beer ball.
Yeah.
And you chug.
Yeah.
And the games were kind of like right back to back, which is fine.
But like that also probably didn't help.
Flip cup.
It seems I didn't black out by any means means but things did start do start getting a little fuzzy
okay at that point you think you browned out i remember i remember pretty much everything
here's the other thing i forget shit when i stay up too late at night like sometimes i just yeah
my brain is just not gonna remember your brain has just gotten to the point where you're just like
yeah this this whole short-term memory thing
like we're gonna start kicking some things out yeah because none of this shit's important no
so because we played um who did we play first in flip cup okay so
and okay so i was also the person marking the brackets. Yeah. Because we physically, we had this like basically four by eight sheet of, it was actually like four by five because I think I cut it for whatever reason.
A big sheet of plywood, USB or OSB board that we put all these posters on for each event with Sharpie, like nice drawn brackets um to keep track of everyone as we
were going along and so i was also marking the brackets and by the end of it i was we tried to
match it up like the way i went with pound a pint was i kind of basically like the faster time you had, I kind of made you like a higher seed.
So whoever won that got the buy.
But then whoever had like the second fastest time,
I put against like the worst against the worst time.
So it's kind of like a higher seed versus a lower seed,
which is how brackets normally work.
So that's how I kind of tried to base it.
But then towards the end, I was like, I feel like I made these two play each other already. And I kind of tried to base it. But then towards the end, I was like,
I feel like I made these two play each other already and I kind of want to
mix it up.
So we went against,
um,
Ian and Nick.
That's right.
Because I was like,
by that point I was like,
you know what?
I don't care about the rankings or seeds at this point.
We have not played Ian or Nick yet in any of these events.
So I'm putting us down against them.
I specifically remember doing that because I wanted to, know yeah to get to play against them in something
yeah and which was fun and then we won yeah we won okay we moved on from the first round
because then we because then we went up and played Summer and Eli we moved on from the first round and we played.
Yes, we played Summer and Eli and lost.
Yes.
And then we played Spencer and Courtney for bronze in the third place game because they lost to the Street Dogs.
Did we do that up there too?
So there was one game of flip cup down here i think it might have been
um sober no i'm sorry cole and rachel team sober played eli and summer downstairs yeah so i think ben and trenton the street dogs i think played trace and ben upstairs they might have because when where did we play
because he and spencer we played courtney and spencer in the garage okay
you don't remember that no i remember oh shit shit. I remember playing Spencer and Eli. That was the last thing we played.
I remember playing Summer and Eli, but I do not.
We played Summer and Eli in the garage.
I vaguely, I guess, remember playing Spencer and Courtney.
We played Summer and Eli in the garage.
And then we played.
And then we played.
Spencer and Courtney.
And then we played.
And then Street Dogs played Summer and Eli.
I think Street dogs might have had
a buy um the street dogs okay so the reason why their name was the street dogs was because they
were wearing ketchup and mustard colored shirts ben was wearing a red shirt and trent was wearing
a yellow shirt like ketchup and mustard So they were the street dogs.
And I don't know.
I guess they wanted their whole mantra to be like hot dog related.
Because during one of the events, Trent was like, can you play hot dog by LMFAO?
And so I searched hot dog and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse hot dog song came on. So I needle dropped it real quick. So it was like searched hot dog in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse hot dog song came on.
So I like needle dropped it real quick.
So it was like hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.
And everyone, I got a nice laugh.
So then I was like, oh, that's the wrong song.
But then I queued up their song.
Anyways, I know for a fact them and Summer and eli played in the championship yes so we could probably backtrack and figure out they played up there yeah they played in the garage i'm just
trying to figure out i don't know who gives a fuck i think we played summer and eli and lost
and i'm pretty sure we did that in the garage yes we did because they played Cole
and Rachel in the basement I remember watching that okay and this is kind of when Spencer and
I were having the conversation because again the way we mapped it out um who would get the trophy
was like the highest conglomeration of medals so um so summer and eli had a gold
and a bronze okay i think and spencer and courtney had a silver and had a silver and a bronze or
something like silver and a gold if they won silver and a bronze or something like that. Silver and a gold.
A silver and a gold.
They won beer ball.
Yes, they had a silver gold.
Basically, oh, yeah.
Okay, so I was like, okay, so they're in the champ.
I was like, I felt bad a little bit because I knew how badly Spencer wanted the trophy.
I was like, they have a gold and a silver, and you have a gold and a silver,
but they're in the championship,
so the lowest they can get is another silver,
and the most you can get is another bronze.
So no matter how it works out, you can't get the trophy.
But, and this is when he was like you're gonna be my
partner next year to ben so so essentially summer and eli won they played the street dogs
and the championship and then they got a gold and won the big old big. Yep. I crowned them with the trophy with the liquid IVs in the cup.
And then I handed out some second place IVs to the street dogs.
Partly because I got second place.
Partly because since we ran out of beer,
they drank some old ass beer that expired in 2021.
This is what I wanted to talk about.
That shit had to have been fucking disgusting so i was
like oh my god a little drunk me was like we have to give them the rest of the they need some
consolation i forgot about that thank you for reminding me um so yeah believe it or not like
i said 128 beers guys but towards the towards the end, we ran out.
We ran out of beer and we were scrambling to try to find.
We were running out of red Solo cups.
Lena's dad, Richie, was washing plastic red Solo cups in the sink so that we could use them for flip cup.
For whatever reason, people didn't want to drink other people.
But then he also offered to go get more beer, too.
He was, like, about to run to the gas station, and then Ben Wolf, my brother-in-law, goes,
Oh, wait.
And, like, unzips his cooler, and he had, like, three bush lights in there, and everyone
went, Yeah!
Because we had just enough beer to finish the competition.
So did they not drink the musty ass?
This is why it's so funny. I like oh no wait i think i know where i can find a couple more beers and i like
ran in because we're we moved everything in the garage in the basement because of the rain so are
you saying they didn't have to i opened the door and went inside and i grabbed one of these old
coors light bottles that were on the ground that that Lena had at her house before she moved in here a couple years ago.
And I looked at the date and they expired in 21.
And I was like, we could use these.
I mean, they're real old.
And I shit you not, guys, I went like this.
There was dust and spider webs on these bottles.
And we found the bush lights.
We're all going crazy.
And at one point I looked and Trenton is drinking one of the Coors Lights room temperature.
So wait, so did you not use the Coors Light for the competition?
We didn't use them.
But he was drinking one of them.
I'm like, what are you doing?
What the fuck? I was like, why are you drinking that and he's just like i don't know i just want to do
granted i was running i was here's a little thing about me when i get a little a little wayward
drunk when i get a little drunk i feel like i just like run around like a little mouse like
i just scurry around because when
you're giving in the pictures that your mom sent you're giving Summer and Eli the trophy and in
two pictures I'm there and then in the next next two pictures I'm I don't know where I am because
I also don't remember that so I think I scurried inside while they were trying to figure out the
beers so I thought I thought Trenton and Ben had drank those as part of the flip cup competition.
No.
Ben unboxed, he unzipped his cooler, and like,
he pulled out, there was like three bush lights left in there.
We were like, we literally need two beers to finish the games.
We just need one for each of them because there's two Michelob's
left for Summer and Eli and those two needed two bush lights that's amazing and he had like three
left that's amazing so we had enough but yeah for whatever reason Trenton still wanted to drink that
beer that expired three years ago that had spider webs on it um i'm at 33 percent do you want to plug this bad boy in
well is it gonna is it gonna kill it i don't know just do it for a little bit
um do you want me to like stop and save what i have no no no no it's fine okay
um because that'll make more editing for me um so yeah we crowned them the victors gave them trenton and ben a
solidarity liquid iv packet each for coming in second but spencer and courtney tied for second
with them because they got a bronze for beating us in the bronze medal for flip cup which you apparently don't remember nope that's wild so they beat us in
the bronze a little bit but like you don't know any real metal by the way um yeah they beat us
so they had a gold silver and bronze and ben and trenton had a gold, silver, and bronze. They got gold in Pound a Pint, silver in I Don't Know, and bronze in I Don't Know.
I do remember everything.
I could go back and look.
But, again, it was a lot to keep track of.
Yeah.
Because we had one ref not show up.
The other two refs left once their partners, as in significant others, in flip cup oh yeah so at this point i was really
running around with like a chicken with my head cut off trying to settle arguments um get people
set up for their next games tell people where they were going and also just marks it down and whatever. But it was a blast.
Up until, and I'll let you take over for the last seven minutes of this program.
So, the game's end.
At probably what time?
Like 10-ish, maybe.
9.30. Like, dec decently a decent time yeah i was honestly getting a half
chub because i was like i got work tomorrow and this thing is wrapping up around 9 30 people are
leaving my house this is sick we threw a sick ass party and you're gonna get people leaving
but i ruined that for jake um so most people i'd left by this point, it was really just you, me, um, Spence, no,
court or Spencer and Ben had gone to Cappy's.
Can I tell you what they did?
I heard you.
They got a picture at Cappy's and then they told me this today and then they were like,
fuck, why did we do this?
I was like, did you regret it?
And they were both just like, Spencer was like, I think we should leave.
And Ben was like, yeah was like i think we should leave and ben was like
yeah i think we probably should
oh anywho so i didn't realize how bad you were i thought you were just having a great time
oh i was fucking drunk running around like a little mouse in the garage i was i literally
was scurrying around doing and i always do that
even when we went to bars i like i would just i just run around because you'd collect glow sticks
and shit i'm like i need to go talk to this person i need to go talk to this person right but here's
here's i'm gonna toot my own horn a little bit toot it i'm a fun drunk I am not a crier or a mad drunk. I might be slightly annoying because I'm fucking drunk, but like...
Again.
I don't know.
So, I don't know.
Anywho, we decided we're going to go get food.
We decided we're going to go get Freddy's.
So, Summer and Eli drive us over there.
We hop in.
And I stuck my head out of the window.
Once the car started moving, I thought, fuck, this was a bad idea.
That's when it was over.
That's when I was like, I don't feel good.
And I stuck my head out of the window.
And I was like, that actually made it worse.
I feel worse.
Yeah.
So I brought my head back in.
And I was just like, fuck, fuck.
I'm going to throw the fuck up so we're we're in the
drive-thru and we're ordering and i've puked in my friend's boyfriend's cars before and they've
had to clean it up shout out julia nevin um and i didn't want to do it again so we're in the
drive-thru i open the door and i puke out of it. Talk into your mic.
And I puke out of it.
And I probably, I puked a couple times, right?
Yeah.
I was rubbing your back.
And then we got our food.
It was, guys, we're literally, we're receiving our food from the window.
And she's puking out the door.
I'm in the back left.
She's in the back right.
So if the guy really wanted to, he could have, like, as he's handing the food, just, like, kind of, like, looked over and been like, what's that person doing?
Because you had the door fully open, and you're just throwing up.
I'm really hoping I didn't get any in Eli's car.
I don't think I did. Probably probably not i think you're good um and then so then we drive back home we make it home
and i think i just made it i just went straight for the bathroom right yeah you didn't even i
took i think i took one bite of my burger and you you're like, I don't know.
I think you went into the bathroom.
I can't remember if you called me in or if you were like, will you come in with me?
I think I did ask you to come in with me.
You asked me to come in with you, but I can't remember.
I don't know.
I was in there with you and you said can you shut the door
and stay in here with me for a while i was like yeah yeah i wasn't guys i am a nice person i know
i give her shit on this podcast a lot for having a low iq score and not being very creative which
are true but i am a very supportive boyfriend and um i sat with her i consoled her i wasn't just like fuck you i'm
gonna eat my freddy's yeah i sat there with her freddy's can wait i and here's the other thing i
i have played so many rounds of boom cup and been able to like pull the trigger and then kind of
rally like i've drank more than because i j calculated it, I drank probably seven beers. I've drank more than seven.
Through the course of the games that we competed in, you drank seven beers.
Yeah.
And I've drank more than that.
And thrown up, but been able to, like, get back up and go.
But I don't fucking know.
Because I was hugging that toilet for a while.
And honestly, I was worried.
I thought maybe because I've seen you drunk.
I've seen you not feeling well.
Like we'll be laying in bed and you're like, I might have to throw up.
And you kind of get up and go in the bathroom.
I'm like, did you throw up?
And you're like, no.
And you kind of lay back down.
Then eventually you pass out.
Then you wake up in the morning.
You're like, yeah, I'm okay okay i don't feel great but yeah but and i never throw up the next day but this was different it was weird so i was a little worried and i was
like i was like you don't think you got alcohol poisoning do you and you're like you're like
that's what i'm worried about and so i was like oh like i started to get really nervous
because i've never and i was like i don't think i'm going to be able to finish my food i've never
thrown up so you know how worried i was i because i've never thrown up that much before because it
was it was a lot i feel like i feel like i threw up at least like five times while you were sitting
there with me yeah and as much as me being in there comforting you...
So did you go out and then Summer was like, I'll go in?
Or were you like, will you guys go in and sit with her?
So I can't remember what I was going out for.
Water.
I did ask you to get me water at one point.
But I came in and brought you water.
I was like making you drink it i was like
come on take another sip like dumbledore harry you just got to keep drinking sir you just got
to keep drinking i promised i promise sir promise i do what you say one more one more um that's kind
of that kind of is what it was like because you were just like i don't want to
that's kind of is what it was like that's so funny um so you went out there at one point i
went out but i can't remember i think i don't know if i was going to get your phone maybe who
who cares but basically i was God bless those two women.
I went out there and I told them, I kind of was like, I'm a little worried.
Like, is there any, like, at what point do we call someone?
And Courtney, who has obviously been around the block and seen a thing or two, goes,
if it starts looking like coffee grounds, she'll have to get her tummy pumped.
Like, she said it so matter-of-factly with a straight face.
And I was just like, you have seen some shit.
But basically, her and Summer both just got up and were just like, we'll go in there and check on her.
And I just heard, hi, baby girl.
And then the door shut.
And I was like, they're clocked in for third shift I mean I'm yeah um and I think
it helped you honestly I think it did no because I started to hear laughter after a while well and
the laughter was probably when I stripped down and I literally I remember sitting there just
like pulling my pants down and struggling so much so summer is obviously seeing the goods
courtney i love her so i loved her before this but i love her even more now i hope spencer is
listening and tells her this and i need to like send her a message she won't be like thank you
and sorry that you saw through me because i was i because then so i i i i got naked god this is so embarrassing why is this why there has to be
some sort of biological response as a human when you're just like i'm so drunk i need to strip down
to my basic well i wanted to get in the shower that's oh yeah okay yeah yeah i wanted like warm
warm water so this is so fucking embarrassing but they were like oh yeah that's i was like
she wanted me to turn the shower on super hot and they were just like oh yeah that it i was like
what does that do they're like it brings the toxins to the surface and kind of gets them out
and i'm like well i threw up in the shower so it definitely worked but so i was laying
we're getting a live demonstration folks i'll explain it in a minute but
like this prostrated that's the word prostrate downward dog style prostrated like you were
praying to mecca yeah that's i've seen it done before i've seen it i've seen cam do it in the
backyard yeah i've seen spencer do it in the backyard that's the thing i told
courtney and i've seen ben do it on the toilet also naked ben ben schmelling oh i'm name dropping
him oh um but uh he had a naked era or he would get too drunk and just get naked i was getting
naked to get wet i wasn't just getting naked right that sounds bad
to get in the shower but i told i told courtney because i told them both really i'm sorry that
you guys are just like sitting here staring at my asshole i'm just throwing up in the shower
that that was embarrassing and i can't believe i was not going to tell a full story on your podcast, but fuck it.
You know what?
You know, the stories I've told on this podcast.
Yeah, but I'm a 25 year old.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But you were getting in the shower.
Yeah.
You get naked to get in the shower.
It's not like you were just in the bathroom.
Like, I need to be free of this clothing.
And we're just like spread out on the ground.
Like, I feel
much better now so that's basically it guys Lena's feeling much better she was down for the count a
little bit the next day she I got her breakfast the next day all is well we had a great time we're coming to you live two days after silver medalists
in the flesh
but hopefully gold medalists
in all of your hearts
and with that
thank you guys for watching and listening
stay tuned
for not only another episode
but also for next year's
Beer Olympics where I've already got some
ideas cooking
for how i want to take things so with that being said thank you guys all thank you all to all those
avid listeners um those daily weekly listeners who um continue to support us until next time
keep your beers cold unless you're gonna pound a pint.