Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 50: Good point! [Feat. Spencer McClellan & Ben Holdaway]

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

In this continuation episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Ben, Spencer, and Jake go deeper into the mini fridge and deeper into unruly conversation. Jake tells Spencer how he reminds him of Kam in certain ways, and the two speculate what their "pound a pint" time would have been had they been partners in the beer Olympics. Ben talks about downloading a VPN to combat the Porn ban in Nebraska. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

yeah because i feel like if you're completely bone sober and try to chug a beer i can't yeah it's like crazy as it sounds if i come home from work and i'm like i'm gonna buy my delete a beer i sound like such a i sound like i have a problem Welcome to the Fake Moon Landing Podcast. I'm your host, Jake. There it is. A.K.A. Jacob Carl Killam. And I am joined once again by... Your middle name's Carl.

My middle name is Carl, named after famous Red Sox player, Carl Yastrzemski. Shut up. Do you know who that is? Yeah, that's Yaz Yastrzemski. Yaz. Yaz. Yep.

That's his dad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a Giants player. Yeah. That's his dad. Yes. Boy, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're a Cali boy.

I'm a Cali boy. Full circle. Why'd you say it like a... I'm a Cali boy. I'm a Cali boy. Full. So, why'd you say it like a. I'm a Cali boy. That's a little fruity. You kind of said it like a blonde. That's how those fruits say it. Like a blonde bimbo.

Whoa. Whoa. Those cut waters might be getting to them. We're already getting controversial. Hey, where's that cut water? Leave that in there. So, this is a part two slash second episode. We're doing a twofer.

A two for one special. Trying to catch up a little bit on some of these past episodes. If you didn't watch our last episode, it was a pretty good episode. We got into some pretty weird topics. Did we? We went around the world there for a second. Oh my. Oh my. Oh, my.

We found ourselves. We covered the timeline pretty good. We were on the moon. We were in an NFL locker room. We were on a Mario Kart track. We were ancient Greece. Ancient Greece. So, that's all we'll say about the last episode because we're going to try to bait you into going and watching the last episode.

You better fucking watch it. You better. Come in there. If you don't watch it, Ben's going to come after you. Charles Ray style. Charles Haley. Sorry. And we also found ourselves

in a hotel lobby molesting Andre the Giant. We did. That's all we're going to say. You're going to have to go back and listen to the last episode. But we're going to keep to go back and listen to the last episode. But we're going to keep things rolling. We already opened the Magic Mini Fridge, which gave us a nice assortment of Budweiser and cut water.

Pineapple margarita. So pineapple margarita. What's the one I haven't drank? Did you drink that lime? I haven't had the lime yet. There's a mango in there if you want a mango. Is there a pineapple? I want the pineapple.

I love pineapple. You know, I just took a sip, but I don't have AIDS or anything. How are you feeling? I feel pretty good. You were sick the last couple days. I mean, I'm overcoming it. I still got the stuffy nose, but if you want this, I'll trade. I'm down.

Dude, this morning, because Eli and Jackson called out, Gabe was gone, I was sitting in the office. I shit you not. I was sitting in the office. I literally sat down, and I hear Craig's phone when it

gets a text, and I just and Craig's phone when it gets a text and I just, and then he just goes, Jesus fucking Christ. Like he yelled and I was like, and I was like, what? And like, so-and-so was gone.

And like, basically we kind of, it, it, he made it sound worse than it really was. It really wasn't that bad today. We had a little bit of a skeleton crew, but not really. We ended up getting everything done we needed to.

Yeah. Well, because he was like, Dennis has to leave early. I haven't heard from Spencer yet. Who knows if Carson's going to show up. Fucking Carson. Basically, it seemed like all hope was lost, but we ended up prevailing.

It was just fine. I mean, he makes like three of you do everything. Yeah, I mean, it was perfectly fine. What percent is this one? Ten? Yeah, ten. Ten. I can manage that.

But you can't do two and a half more. I have work tomorrow. So? You work like three hours. You're good. And then I have to hand water. But you get a nap in there. Yeah, you get a nap. You get to just spray yourself with the hose.

Okay, but who is going to recruit these four and five stars? Who's going to carry the books? If not me. That is true. Did you go and listen to my solo podcast episode? That's a... That's a... That's a... I did a... That's a...

I did. I can't think of the word. I definitely did. It was a banger. That's a rhetorical question because I know you didn't. Have you listened to any episodes? I have. When it first...

You can say no. It won't bother me one bit. When it first started coming out a little bit. But I don't really listen to podcasts unless I'm going to bed. You're not a podcast guy. And then, yeah, it's really just like I listen to it for like 10 minutes and pass out. So it's kind of like, you know. Well, I have a story.

You were actually, when you and Cam first started the podcast, that was the first podcast I've ever listened to. What? Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, he's from the Stone Ages. We're a gateway podcast? No, like, it's just like, where I'm from, like, it's not a thing. You don't listen to podcasts.

Okay, okay, so I want to ask you guys this, but first of all, I just wanted to say when you said, who's going to carry the boats, it reminded me of my solo episode because I'm trying to plug and let my podcast eat itself by using episodes to plug other episodes. my solo episode Because I'm trying to plug and Let my podcast eat itself By using episodes to plug other episodes My solo podcast I talked about

A punishment workout I had to do at Midland by one of my Assistant coaches who was a Navy SEAL It was pretty wicked It was a good story So you'll have to go and listen to that Just the one, it's an hour It's called Pay the Man, it's not even, it's like 45 minutes because my laptop's about to die but what do you guys listen to what

do you listen to currently and what did you used to listen to just music before you got into podcasts i mean yeah just music audiobooks educate yourself god no you guys haven't read a book since redfish literally no i think the last book i actually like read fully was diary of a wimpy kid no shit yeah that's not that's like a couple years off of redfish bluefish well that's not true redfish dr seuss it's like three andary of a Wimpy Kid's like eight. All right, we're going to keep with the theme of me being my own podcast producer and looking up my own information. Hey, Mr. George, can you look that up? Hey, Mr. George, can I tell that story?

Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so speaking of books, in high school, in our English class. Blue Fish came out in 1960. Jesus Christ. No, but like look up. Diary of a Wimpy Kid was not before that. No, it's not, but what I'm saying. Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

I thought we were talking about like age levels at which you read it. Oh. What? So like a two-year-old will not read Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, uh... The movie came out in 2010, so... 2006. No, but I'm trying to say, like, a third grader reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Okay. He won't read Redfish Bluefish. What is Redfish Bluefish even about? It's about Redfish Bluefish One Fish Two Fish. Okay. I don't really know what the moral of the story is. Before you tell your story, can I say I really want to... Oh, my God.

I don't even know if I want to share this because this is actually a million dollar idea. It's patented, by the way. This is a million dollar idea. If any of you steal this None of you can take this We know who you We know who you are None of you can take this

I'm stealing this How has nobody made You know I think it's green eggs and ham Blah blah blah Sam I am You know I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them Sam I am Yes How has nobody made Him I am Because We talked about like them. Sam, I am. Yes. How has nobody made him I am? Because, you know, you know the phrase, I am, like, I'm him, I am him. Oh, yeah, him I am.

How has nobody made him I am? I'm going to, I'm going to go, I'm going to take the Dr. Seuss green eggs and ham, and I'm going to rewrite my own version telling him about this. I think it's more of a t-shirt. And it's going to be a picture of you. A t-shirt.

Oh. And hats. Oh, my God. Yeah, fuck a book. Nobody's reading a book. I literally just got goosebumps. You know what? Actually, can I show you a picture of a shirt I just bought?

We might go viral. We might be rich. I'm sorry for the podcast listeners because you can't really see this. But do you see this? Just describe it. Describe it. It's four different pictures also talking your mic it's it's it's four different pictures of beetlejuice like the the guy on howard stern yeah and it's it says the beetles oh my god it's for that dude because okay so Dude. Because, okay, so Trace was saying, how much is the... Because I posted on Instagram, and I think I showed him the video.

I just coughed all over my head. My mind races so fast. I have so many topics rushing through my head that I'm like, Dude, we could probably make a five-hour episode just to sit here. Should we just do the next three-month episodes right now? You were going to tell a story, but I have to say this really quick, too.

And then I promise I'll shut up. I mean, it's a pretty bad story. So, because this is another thing I wanted to talk about. High testosterone. Did you get a Snapchat of Cam drinking those mimosas? Was it? Because remember he was talking about how he had 16 mimosas and whatnot. Yeah.

Oh, dude. I just called him, I just called him like Wednesday, and he was like, yeah, I was in a two, because I was talking about us golfing on Monday, and he was like, I was in like a two-day golf tournament, and I had 18eger bombs oh my holy fuck so you know how cam likes to exaggerate sometimes yeah you just hear bailey in the background go cut that in half yeah he was like no the car girl came around and she was like, it's actually going to be cheaper than you think because we lost count. How do you lose count at 18? I don't know.

He didn't lose count. Like, even at that, most cart girls come around and you don't start a tab with them. They can at least count to 20, too. I don't know. What golf course have you ever been to that you start a tab with them. They can at least count to 20, too. I don't know. What golf course have you ever been to that you start a tab with a cart girl? I don't know, but I feel like you could do it in... What's that place?

Sometimes they take your car. I feel like Wymore would allow it to happen. Sometimes they take your car. Oh, you do go to the clubhouse. Yeah, they do take your car, but I feel like... And then you pay for it all at the end. Unless you're in a super private... Where they just had his tallies going on.

Yeah, well, that's what they do. Like a little notebook tallying? I don't know. No, I think that's... On a scorecard. Well, like, I think that's basically what the cart girl does at, like, Wilderness, is just... Is like... You don't just, like, pay them every time you see them.

Well, no, since it's a private club now, they just say... Well, that's what I'm saying. My membership number is 517. And they just charge it to your food and beverage account. But anyway, so Cam likes to drink. Even though he's in an iron lung, remember? Last episode. Well, he's hooked up to an IV of saline and also alcohol because he has codependency.

Cocaine? oh my god so um the video that he sent of him drinking those that mimosa where it got real close in i posted it on the grass at his instagram because in the video he's wearing the tank top uh bailey made for him with her cricket of the grass daddy's logo fuck yeah and then i showed that video to trace at his wedding and then a couple days later he snapped me and he goes how much is a grass daddy shirt and i was like well we don't have any made that was kind of like a one-time little like like a snit bit joke we have merch like uh bailey just made it and he's like oh damn well when you get it let me know and i'm like we might have a customer um so i'd fucking buy one even though it's only one i know for sure there may be some people interested in some grass daddy's merch i mean i would buy a shirt him i am grass daddy's shirt

that's dr seuss theme that is a brilliant fucking idea put the grass studies logo on the front and him I am on the back you know what I was thinking though it doesn't make it different colors it doesn't make it

stupid but you know like the Dr. Seuss you know where you're at right now huh no look around

it's crazy turn around this is yeah no what I was saying speaking of a whippy kid that's a good memory. And every now and then I get a little bit lonely.

Yeah, it is. Belt it. Play Thunderstruck. Do you have a guitar? I don't. I'll play Thunderstruck. I don't have a guitar. You don't have a guitar?

Jesus Christ. I don't just carry one on me. I'm sorry. You know, like the cat in the hat? Yeah. Him walk mode with him I am. The cat in the hat. So we have a partnership with doctors.

I think you could, or a doctor Seuss themed line. You should like, but it ain't even though. You should make like some like weird fucked up version. It's different enough that it's like not a cop. Yeah, but it should look like insane.

You know, with like a, we'd have to get in the hat. Just like drinking. You'd have to get pretty... Guy said he'd have to get pretty big to be running into copyrights. No, it'd be cool though.

Yeah, true. Well, but you can't just steal some other brand's image and likeness and use it for... I don't... That's how that works. Make it a different color. So you go red and white, you go like green and black or something.

Well, yeah, you would have to make subtle differences so it's not a copyright infringement. Green and yellow, you know, John Deere. That's another brand. I mean, you're fine. You guys want to get canes after this? Lena said she'd drive us Holy shit

Yes Tell your fucking story Holy shit Me? Yeah Oh fuck Do you remember? Yeah

Okay So Back in high school For my English class Like You know Like we had We had to read books

Okay He doesn't have the words okay all that bullshit and like you would have to read certain chapters and then write down like you'd have to like do like this little like paper and with the high school yeah well like yeah like what you read and i'm like in high school English. And I'm like, in high school I was like a jock. I'm like, I'm not fucking reading a book. I'm not reading this shit. I'm not reading. I'm not reading and writing. This is stupid.

So there's a, I know Courtney's not listening to this, so. There's a girl in my class. Oh, hell yeah. And I was like. So let's go there. Oh yeah, we went there a lot. Oh, that's, okay. yeah we went there a lot oh okay so and i was like that so my best subject was his right i loved history in high school so like i was like i mean i will i'll do the history

you do the english spanish and math so you and this girl were like Tag teaming all your classes Yeah You were taking shifts on your classes He has history Why aren't you talking to your mic He has history He has one history class She had the other five

And I'll get there And she was like English math I'll get there And she was like English man I'll get there And she was like How is that fair And I was like Oh she even

Acknowledged it Yeah And I was like Ah fuck I was like We can hook up And then she was How are you paying me

For this You got brains And then she was like Deal So All of What kind of deal is this So all of like Junior and senior year she was like, deal. So all of junior and senior year, it was just constant hooking up for grades. And let me tell you what.

Is that prostitution? No. I didn't pay her. There's no money. Typically, you hear these stories and it's like the student was hooking up with a teacher. The hot teacher. But the student is hooking up with another student to do the work for it. She was in my class.

Which I mean, I guess is legal. Fair trade, I guess. I mean, I didn't have to. It's legal, yeah. But it was also awesome Because my senior year Well I should mention that There was about a four year difference

I graduated college My senior year was kind of awesome because I graduated With a 3.8 GPA Holy shit She must have drained your balls For that Oh Could walk for a week 3.8 drained your balls for that. Oh, dude.

Could walk for a week. 3-8? Oh, yeah. You must have had to put a bag of frozen peas on your boys. I think his boys look like a bag of frozen peas. It's kind of nice, though, too, because when we graduated, she went to the University of Wyoming, and I was like, there's my way out. Even if you're pregnant, I don't have to worry now. I don't know. I was like, there my way out. Even if you're pregnant I don't have to worry now.

I don't know I was like there's my out. Sorry whore. I mean on graduation night I did one more time and I was like by the way I'm out. One more like four more. I'm out of there.

One more for the road. I've definitely done a one more for the road type of situation I'm gonna miss you sweetheart we were in the same class since like kindergarten like we went to kindergarten all the way to senior year and we talked one time

at my buddy's wedding last year I'm sorry. We're over here laughing at it, but let's face it. I was in kindergarten playing spin the marker. Yeah. Hey. Yeah.

You got to do what you got to do, dude. You got to do what you got to do to get out of there. I mean, this might not be related to anything, and this might be like a, I don't know. But my first kiss on, sorry, my first kiss on the lips was legit kindergarten oh yeah yeah you gotta get the pack no like tried to make out well yeah it was the weirdest obviously didn't work no i i could have got me dude i think like the way i was going like five years old dude i was going you got me too how old was i got Wait, what? At like five years old, dude, I was going... You got me toot? How old was... No, I got...

I shouldn't say it. Okay, okay, let's move topics. Alright, we're done. Let's move topics. We'll edit that out. It wasn't the teacher. No, it was a classmate. She lived right behind my house.

If it was a classmate, you didn't get me toot If it was a classmate, you didn't get Me Too. It was under my bed. You didn't get Me Too to fit that person with your age in kindergarten. No. I was making a joke on that. Oh, okay. I went for it a little too hard.

At five years old. So she got Me Too'd. Because I'd watch like friends with my mom. Like my mom would watch shows years old. So she got me too. Because I'd watch like yeah, because I'd watch like friends with my mom, like you know my mom would watch shows and sometimes I was ready at an early age. Let me stop you really quick. Huh? You were five.

Yeah. I didn't know what you were doing. You're not getting me too. No, I don't care. Nobody's canceling me. You're both consenting five year olds. Cancel me? Nobody knows me. Alright. Also I need to acknowledge, saying consentingyear-olds is a pretty crazy statement it's kind of fun yeah it's pretty fun no um consenting to not not knowing what the fuck you're doing that'll be the next line of

merch no consenting with the cat in the hat but it's two five-year-olds. How about this? It's not just one five-year-old. Let's get on some line here. And let's read. Yeah, throw a topic at it. Okay, let's read, Jess. Last episode, we only hit one. Yeah, we got five topics. One of your pointers.

Okay, I have three other things I want to talk about. Oh, dude. This is one of those, which is kind of a sidebar. I broke the seal. I know. But, okay. You got to hold it. I'm trying. But we kind of a sidebar. I know. But, okay. You gotta hold it. I'm trying.

But we're only 20 minutes in. I know Spencer did, but did you watch Tombstone? Like, I tasked you with, I figured not. No. Are you fucking serious? I forgot all about that. That was homework 21 days ago. It was.

What were we doing when we assigned it to you as homework? It was, after Beer and Limpick, it was. No, it wasn't. We were here. No, but it was after that. It was... Yeah, after Beer... Not like...

No, no, no. Well... No, like... It was a day after. It was post... Yeah, it was post Beer Olympics. Oh. What the fuck was it?

What were you over here for? Oh! Was it to go to Double Eagle or something? Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. It was. Because we brought Jake back. Yeah, that's what it was.

No, I drove us there. No, I drove us there. I'm so used to being the driver, dude. True. I was like, you're driving me. I'm getting hammered. Yeah. And did you?

Well, I mean, I wasn't that bad. You didn't get that. No, you were respectable. I only had like three. Seventeen tall boys according to camp. What was it Big Reds or whatever?

Huh? It was like Nebraska beers or whatever. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah. They didn't have like any domestics.

Yeah. That were tall boys. That was weird. Bunch of commies. Bunch of commies. Yeah I did I did watch Tombstone.

You did? Yeah. Was it on one of your weekend days? No, I watched it the day after. Really? Yeah. Which was Saturday. Oh, yeah.

I was working that day. No. Okay, okay. No, because me and Ben didn't drink because we had to work the next day. I had to drive to Omaha. We went to golf on Friday, and if you watched it the following day, that was Saturday. I think it was Saturday. We went Saturday because you got off work. You're right.

It was on Saturday because you worked that morning, and I didn't work the next morning. Correct. But I did watch it. Okay. Since you didn't watch it, we're not just going to spend the whole rest of the next morning. Correct. But I did watch it. Okay. We're not gonna, since you didn't watch it, we're not just gonna spend the whole rest of the next...

I'm still Doc Holliday, by the way. Okay. I think I'm Doc. See, you watch the movie and you want to be Doc. Oh, yeah. I mean, if you want to be Doc.

I think I'm Doc. Have you at least seen TikTok hype clips? I know what he looks like. Okay. I just think I'm Doc, honestly. You can be Doc. I can be the horse.

I think I am. Okay. I'm your Huckleberry. I'll give you Doc. Yeah, do you want Doc? I'll be your Huckleberry. Who are you going to be then? I don't like that.

I don't know, but I don't like that. You know, I was hoping you would watch it because I was honestly planning for the next, like, 40 minutes to be us talking about Tombstone, but now we can't. But that's okay. I've been working for 21 straight days. You wish. Subtle flex, but okay. You wish. Oh, my God.

You wish. I was. I didn't wish. Guys, guys, guys, I just had to add another topic. Huck Finn? Because that just reminded me of something. Let me taste that. Get your own of something. Let me taste that. Get your own, babe.

Let me taste that. I'll give you a Zune. What did you think of Tombstone? It was awesome. I did like it, honestly. It's pretty nice. Yeah. It's, what was it?

94? 94? 94? 94. I think it's 94. Wait, how do you know? You haven't even seen it. My grandpa loved it. It's 94. You might be him I think it's 94. Wait, how do you know and you haven't even seen it? My grandpa loved it.

It's 94. You might be him if you got this right. Oh. Speaking. 93. Oh. 93. That's completely bullshit.

Hey, so. Speaking. Speaking of the hint. Doc? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's Doc. I don't care. He's Doc. So you're either Sam Elliott. We're not giving Cam a choice in the matter, because we could tell him 50 times to watch it, and he wouldn't. Okay, Ben knows this.

I don't know how well you know this, but on O Street, like Doc, he's in and out of the movie, you know? He's sick, and you were just sick. He's in and out of reality on O Street. No, I like... He'll just disappear, though. in and out of reality on O Street. No, like, I like... He'll just, like, disappear, though. You know, like...

No, you... Yeah. He is a little bit more vague and mysterious. Like, I just, like, up in... Like, when we went to the rail yard and I just... Gone. After having watched it,

do you think I'm Wyatt? Yeah. Probably, yeah. I would say so. Wyatt Earp is the main guy. Sure. And I don't want to be like, I'm the most important. But I'm the one that always is coordinating the hangouts.

I can see you being either Wyatt or Samuel Elliott. The two a little bit more collected guys but just like in our friend group I just feel like you're like you're the oldest out of all of us

and I just feel like you're just like the guy in that movie Samuel, feels like he makes the last say. Like, in everything. He's definitely... Mr. George is the guy. And I wonder about Earl Brothers, who is the actual oldest, in terms of history. But, like, I just feel like in that movie, like, he made the last...

Like, he had the final say in whatever they did yeah he kind of um i get virgil morgan and james warren newton what the fuck i get like he's not the main character but like it felt like in the movie like he was a pretty main character in it no yeah he definitely was like he made the final say just like you do in our friend group you're making me sound like an asshole jake's the best i wouldn't say and i and honestly and and to lean into it a little bit further i kind of thought ben was uh dociday because he's kind of a psycho. You just rip ass. Damn, dude.

Thought we had a creaky floorboard or something. Oh, fuck. Fucking creaky asshole. I feel like Jake in the morning meeting right there. Let's take it easy now. Four gallons of black coffee, Jason. I do not drink four gallons of black coffee.

Holy shit. It's worse though when I drink cold coffee. You drink... I've drank cold coffee. Dude, have you ever had a fart that smelled like the coffee? Yes. It's bad. Do you have to piss or do you have to take a poo-poo caca?

I remember one time... Okay, one of my talking points talking shit on him should i wait until he comes back or should we do it behind his back no yeah we should we should let him wait till he comes back but what i was gonna say is um yeah go ahead we were so we have a like comfort stations instead of like you know cart girl like there's just like little like comfort stations it's like a shack with like booze like a handy or what yeah okay okay no of course like snack bars snack bar with booze and like you just fill out a card and be like yeah which is honestly really smart right because you don't have to pay

somebody for six hours to drive around like a waste timing wasting time driving around right when the guys are inevitably going to drive through and stop here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they can get drinks if they want. But there's a bathroom connected to them. And it was early morning. And I caught the pot of coffee a little late. And I pounded.

It was like a half pot. And I had a huge thirst. Right. When it's colder, you can drink it quicker. Dude, I drank it in probably a whole. Like, I was doing, I was mowing teas, and I think I finished it by the time I finished. A whole pot? The half of, like, what I had in my thermos.

Half pot. Dude, I hit a comfort station. I think that thing stank for four days. Dude. Oh, my God. It was so bad. All right. I want to hear.

You said you got some. You got some ish to talk about. I got some dirt on you. Not really. It's not that bad but before we get there we gotta look up um why does coffee make you poop I looked this up the other morning

it's like the caffeine breaks up the enzymes obviously because this dude is addicted to caffeine coffee contains acids shown to booze levels of the hormone gastrin which stimulates these involuntary muscle contractions in your stomach to get your bowels moving see if that's in the same thing as energy it happens with both regular and decaffeinated coffee see if that if it has the same thing in energy drinks because you have energy drinks make you piss

they make you piss no I think caffeine makes you shit it loosens up the asshole caffeine loosens up the asshole for sure I did hear caffeine in energy drinks can increase gut motility which can lead

to vicious shit to loose stools or diarrhea. Yeah. Been there, done that. He does it every day. Gastrointestinal distress such as stomach aches, bloating, and diarrhea. That bathroom already smells bad.

Worth it. Okay, so... Worth it. So... This has been Jake for the past three years. Finally looking it up. Oh, no wonder. My bullet point is

Spencer is like Cam. Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with that? Ain't no way. What's wrong with being like Cam? Yeah, what's wrong with that? Because it's probably not going to be a good example.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's a great i'm not gonna say anything i'm not gonna say why are you so mad okay so because i want to say something but i'll pay her i will no you can't you can't say that on the pod now everyone now it to know. Now it's, yeah, it's got to be on air. Okay, okay, okay. You done fucked up. All right, all right.

You fucked up. So, as you guys know, and we literally just talked about it, Cam kind of likes to sometimes exaggerate, to put it lightly. Yeah. And what I mean is like, and this is going to sound like a jab at Cam, but it's really not. It's a jab at me. I've said this. I've said this. And I've said this. I've literally said this to Cam.

Okay. And I've told Lena, and she's like, anyways. I've said, Cam is a compulsive liar. But in the sense that he gets something in his head that he believes to be true. Yeah. And it's not. And he'll wholeheartedly say it thinking that it is true. And it's like, well, it's not true, but anyways.

I took 42 Jager bombs. Not even stuff like that. Just random information that'll be like, this is a fact. And I'll look it up and be like well it's not it's close but yeah I'll be like oh I thought it was see my bad my facts about sports though are always correct yeah yeah no so so this is like this is an example of you I do that okay doing what what i just described cam is doing over exaggerate it's yeah i do over exaggerate it's nothing huge it's it's funny we were just golfing on monday

okay and they said we were talking about the beer olympics that we just had that you guys know about and someone was like oh did you see the busting with the boys just posted this year's it might have been connor that said it yeah it was connor that talked about it said oh did you see they just posted or they're posting today i was like what no way and then spencer said and i quote jake is obsessed with taylor lawan and will compton and i go okay that is what you said yeah but and i said well actually well actually i watched the bus the last year's the olympics bus with the boys and wanted mine this year to be like it. Yeah. It was a great time. And that's the extent of the content that I've consumed of Taylor LeJuan. See, in my defense, in my defense here.

But you said, Jake is obsessed with Taylor LeJuan. And I'm like, well, I'm actually not. But I did like that video. Your catchphrase is also, I'm thirsty. Defend yourself. In my defense here. You haven also, I'm thirsty. Defend yourself. In my defense here. You haven't said I'm thirsty yet. Me and Courtney and Lena and Jake, we did something,

and we came back to Jake's house one night, and he goes, oh, my God, you have to watch this video. And it was the Bustin' with the Boys last year's Beer Olympics. Beer Olympics. So that is, like, the only, like's beer olympics so that is like the only like concept i got out of that and he seemed like he like watched them constantly probably the beer olympics though i may have led you to believe that i was obsessed with them well it just seemed like you like were watching them enough like constantly watching them to like how would i have discovered this

video if i wasn't watching their content yeah and that's like well that's what i based my analysis off of but you're also doing a beer olympics so i feel like you're just like he got the beer olympics idea from busson right yeah well see lots of people have done beer olympics well yeah but you know but you based the idea off of it. Like, we did the same exact events in that one. See, that's where I was, like, thinking, like, oh, like, he watches, like, when they're in the bus, you know, like. I don't even know what that means. Well, they have a podcast in the bus, like, in a bus.

I didn't even know that. Jake's too cool for that shit a bus i didn't i didn't even know that jake's jake's too cool for that shit see no i didn't even know jake's too cool dude jake jake's playing the cool card but that's what i thought you like you know i know that's my bad no no no i get it that's my you and and this is the thing it's it's a and a curse. It's a curse in that you may mislead. This is for you and Cam. Because I love you both to death. And this is what I love about you guys. I'm out of this conversation.

Yeah, you can go take a piss or something. This is what I love about you guys. Do you got to? I do. And I know that you're probably a little bit defensive right now. Because I just called you out a little bit. Oh, no. I mean. I'm just saying. This is what I love called you out a little bit. Oh, no. I'm just saying.

This is what I love about you guys. You didn't actually have to leave. He actually has to piss. No, he actually has to piss. This is what I love about you and Cam. And some might see it as a blessing and a curse. It's a curse in the fact that you exaggerated and led me to believe something that wasn't entirely true. Yeah. and led me to believe something that wasn't entirely true yeah but it's a blessing in that

you guys both love life you love to be excited about things you love to oh 100 in in the moments where you're stretching the truth or exaggerating it's because you're so excited about something yeah that you like, oh my god. Like, when we were talking about the Bustle with the Boys videos, when you said Jake's obsessed with Taylor LeJuan, what you really meant is like, oh my god, Connor, this is a way that you can relate with my other good friend. Yeah. And you guys can, you know what I mean? Yeah. So.

That might have been the fastest piss. Did it come out of multiple orifices? Holy shit. Dude, he was gone for... That was really fast. Oh my god. Don't worry about me. Okay, I'll kind of repeat so you can weigh in on it too.

Cam and Spencer both love being excited, and they love the moments in life that make you go, yeah, or like, you know what I mean? So when it comes to those moments where they're like stretching the truth or fabricating things, it's really their way of being just so excited and happy about something and also i've mentioned before how you're the ultimate hype man and you like hyping up my friends you love hyping up your friends um i wish you didn't self-deprecate so much but i know that's just the way you are 1942 tonight and um maybe but that's just the way you are. 1942 tonight? Maybe. But that's just the way you are.

But yeah, you like to hype up your friends. And in that moment where you were saying Jake is obsessed with Taylor LeJuan, really it was just a way of being like, this applies to two of my friends and I'm so happy about it. Yeah. I think is really the underlying. You know, I took some psychology classes. Here's something in common.

What? Taylor Luan. And then that's basically. Right. Yeah. Right. And he was like, how can I make this more exciting? You love him.

I'm like, well. Emotionally and physically. I do. I mean, honestly. I get what you meant by saying what you said. Yeah. Yeah. But I do like hyping up my friends.

Oh, my God. Which is, by the way, it's just, I mean, I don't know. Why do you think you did it again? No, that was my line. That was honestly my line. Why do you think you love hyping up your friends so much? Let's get into this. This is a good, this is Psychology with Jake, a.k.a. What That Mean.

I mean, I just, like, I feel like I just find it fun like hyping them up and just like I feel like it's just like an adrenaline rush for me you get more excited when something good happens to your friend than if something good happens to you oh yeah

100% why do you think that is I don't know I might put this as a clip like I don't know it I might put this as a clip. I don't know. It's just like, it's fun to hype up my friend more than it is to self-hype up myself. Because who the fuck wants to hear about myself more than, oh my god, dude, Jake is not bad at any fucking sport he ever touches that's kind of what like you know like it just like sounds way more exciting well let's talk more about it and jake is like like thanks jake no like jake like barely ever ice skates boom hits the ice looks like an absolute fucking nhl player he was the

original him by the way not true no you were flying i could stay on my feet yeah we couldn't moderate pace but to say i'm an hl player jake a moderate place is crazy jake you would have broke some glass if you decided to check somebody What? If you were going at your moderate pace You would have fucking hockey chucked someone into the ball I'm also like 270, 6'6 Okay The pure inertia of my body colliding with another object That's a lot.

Infinity. No, but to add to that... An infinite interval. Okay, another thing to hype up, my friends, is when we were golfing Monday, I told Connor, I was like, dude, we gotta make Jake shotgun appear because this might be the fastest shotgun you've ever seen. What did he say to that? He was like, are you serious? And I'm like, yeah, he will absolutely delete a beer.

You're like, literally, don't blink. Don't blink. Oh, yeah, I told him that. For real. When Jake finally shotgunned, when Jake finally shotgunned, I was like, Connor, just don't even fucking twitch. It's not that fast. Dude, in the video. It's not the speed of light.

No, it's pert near if you blink, it's going to be on the ground. Pert near, it's the speed of light. Wait, did you see the story I posted? No. Yes. No, and you put it in the group chat too. No, because. posted no yes no and you put it in the group chat no yeah no because no i'm pretty sure i saw it in the group chat first and then i saw it on your story it's deleted okay i don't think i posted

i don't think i sent it to the group chat i think you did it was the video where i said no i definitely saw it yeah we shot yeah no i saw that yeah it was and you fucking deleted it no but i'm pretty sure you punt it yeah no your friend tegan or what was his name tegan tegan he came up to me after the video ended he was like footsie or something yeah he was like dude you were kicking your can before i even cracked my beer dude it's like sorry about it it's two gulps. We were talking about Andre the Giant in the last episode. It's literally... Just like your hot dog is two bites. What?

Just like your hot dog is two bites. No, it's three bites. Oh, three bites. My bad. Yeah. Well, the first bite's to get to the good stuff. Because there's always... So you get half of it, right?

No, so you get about a third. And then the next one's a big bite. That's with all the mustard, onion, relish. And then the last bite should just be a little chunk of hot dog. Wait, what does this have to do with shotgunning? Well, he was comparing it to the two gulps. Two gulps is like three. It's like about three gulps.

Yeah, I was saying two gulps because I thought he was talking about a two-bite hot dog. You brought it up and then shook your head when you're like, I don't know what he's talking about. He's crazy. That's what it is. I guess I'm CTE. I just spit on your neck. Sometimes. No, no, no, no.

No, I watch. I've been playing with the fucking like tiki tac from like 40 episodes ago and like it's on my hands a little bit and i'm going like this and i'm just like playing with myself pretty sure i laughed and i saw spit you know you did this guy's got some pine tar well then i fucking hey we get out we better check this guy for pine tar um yeah we need to check his glove but Check his glove. Check his hat. Check that neck. Sometimes, like, when I'm shotgunning, it won't be as quick. Because I have to, like, I start and, like, the first gulp loosens my throat a little bit.

And then the beer goes down in, like, the next two. Okay. I'm a true believer in you got to have a couple beers. Oh, no. if you're buzzed It definitely affects the speed Because at the beer olympics I told Ben we need to like We used to have four

Yeah we had three We had four before We each had four I was definitely thinking about this too We both had four beers Because I was like Dude about this too. Not a degenerate. We both had four beers because I was like, dude, we have to have a... It's not your vape.

We have to have a little buzz going to really just let loose and be able to chug. Because I feel like if you're... No, it definitely affects it. My shotguns get faster as the nights go on. Yeah, because I feel like as the nights go on yeah because i feel like if you're completely bone sober and try to chug a beer i can't yeah it's like crazy as it sounds if i come home from work and i'm like i'm gonna buy my delete a beer i sound like such a i sound

like i have a problem wait a minute when i Speaking of a problem. Wait a minute. When I come home. Wait, look at me. And I'm home alone. Whoa, dude. I walk over to the sink and I pour myself a beer and I see how fast I can chug it just for myself. Yeah, why not? And I can't do it very fast. Dude.

It's because I'm not as buzzed. Hey, I got a video edit we could do. Uh-oh. How I told you we need to time ourselves doing a delete to pound a pint. Oh, yeah. Okay, so, yeah, after the fact, we were saying let's time ourselves doing pound a pint, us two, to see what our score would have been had we were teammates. Can we do that right now?

No, because I don't have any pints. Oh, well, like, we could figure out a pint with the cans. Can we do a cut? On the pod? Yeah, can we do a cut right now? We'll do a cut. We'll do it afterwards and we'll cut. So pause?

This is why I'm writing my notes. No, no, no. No, no, no. I didn't hit pause. No, no, no, no, no. You hit pause. No, I didn't. 45.

45. We're going to do, after we record we're gonna pound a theoretical fabricated pint and we'll pepper it in. I feel like you just brim as long as the glass is full. Okay, so we'll cut to it right now. Ready?

10 Holy shit that was fast Jesus wow Oh my god That was at least like Okay Did we get sub 10 We don't know because we haven't done it yet The disrespect Timer will be on the phone We were talking about this and we said Did we get sub 10? We don't know because we haven't done it yet. Sub 10. The disrespect.

Timer will be on the phone. We think we were talking about this and we said I think we could get sub 10 seconds. Oh, between the three of us? No, no. Just me and... You're not a part of this. What the fuck? You're not a part of this. All right.

Ben wants to feel included. He wants to do his own little chug. All right. Do you want me to give the ready, set, go? Sure. Are you ready? Wait, hand off the beer, my guy. Okay.

On your mark. You look like a boxer getting ready to square off. Okay, are you ready? Yes. Ready, set, go. Ah, fuck. Oh, that was bad. I don't know how fast I was but No bueno No bueno

Fuck me I'm so fucking pissed What's wrong It went down the wrong pipe and I fucked up the whole time. God. Shit. We should go get some food. Yeah.

He's a psycho. I might be. I wanted the gold. You're a psycho. I wanted the gold. You're a psycho. Sorry. Sorry, him. It was like, it was a work, it was a work convo. It was a willingness discussion. It was a wilderness discussion.

Hey, you are obviously of your spot as his partner for next year's Spirit Olympics. So let me just have this one little moment. You know what? He said that I like how it was kind of shitty teams. What do you mean? Well, like when somebody – Oh, it was fun that it was imbalanced. Right. The teams were imbalanced. No, when somebody... Oh, it was fun that it was imbalanced. Right.

It was very imbalanced. You know, yeah. That definitely made it more fun. And I know he hated that, but, you know, I mean... Because he wanted the fucking trophy. I did. I wanted it bad. Then tell me why you wanted the trophy.

Because I wanted to win. Oh, right. I thought it was because I made it. Because it was going to be another tie-in to how you love your friend. Well, I mean, yeah, obviously. Well, obviously, the trophy trophy looked to me it looked dope as shit it was great and we're also just drinking beers you know like yeah but i'm so goddamn competitive right and it was beers like and it was that's the one of the things i love

most drinking beers you know that's that's a fair and i could approve to everyone like i can fucking drink beer. I think everybody believed you before. No, everyone saw that. Everyone saw that. After the first pound of wine. I feel like they didn't, though. You know who else could drink a beer that shocked me a little bit?

Your mom. My fucking mother. Your mom killed that. Dude, she was talking. I might have that on video. I might have to edit that in, too. Dude, she was talking herself up, and I'm like, you know what? I believe her. Okay, okay was talking. I might have that on video. I might have to edit that in too. Dude, she was talking herself up and I'm like, you know what? I believe her.

Okay, okay, okay. Tell me what she was saying. Tell me what she was saying to you. All I remember her saying was, if it's out of the glass, I can do it. Yeah. If it's a can. And then she was downplaying. She was downplaying for sure.

Right before we started, I walked up to her and I was like, can you actually pound a pint? And she goes. Because, because. And. Because Courtney was late. Yeah yeah so she wasn't there mom can you like would would you by chance like be willing to sub in for this one event and when jake said that and everyone else there you know yeah and when jake said that like she was like i walked up to her glass i walked up to her and i was like can you actually like pound a pint and she goes i went to her and I was like, can you actually like pound a pint? And she goes, I went to college.

And I'm like, that's all I need to know. Let's go. She goes, I went to college. That's all she said. Mrs. Kemp. That's all she, like, that's all I was working with. And I'm like, that's all I need to know. And we went second.

Yeah. And you got second. My mom, my mom wasn't even a competitor, and she got a silver medal, which is the same as what I got for the entire games. I got a bronze. That sucks. I got a gold, silver, and bronze. Me and Trace were trying, all right?

Oh, yeah. I believe you. We were trying. Shout out, Trace. Oh, my God. I mean, your mom was an absolute genius. You keep playing foot to me. I'm going Chris.

So, Nolan and I were talking about IUDs at work. IUD? Do you know what an IUD is? I don't. It's the physical birth control that you put up inside. Oh. That you put up inside. What's the one that goes in your arm?

That's just a different kind of. Steroids? No. That's just a different kind of like. That's in your ass. You know something about that? You know something about that? Yeah, you do.

I don't, but my buddy does. I've seen that. In-arm birth control. Contraceptive implants are a long-term birth control method. Do you know something about that? I don't, but my buddy does. I've seen that. Contraceptive implants are a long-term birth control method. They're also called long-acting reversible contraception or ARC. A contraceptive implant is a plastic rod about the size

of a matchstick that is placed on the skin of the arm. That's a what? Never mind. We were talking about steroids over here. Shout out to the audience who heard that. skin of the arm. That's a what? Never mind. Damn. We were talking about steroids over here. I know. Shout out to the audience who heard that. So an IUD is basically...

It looks like a little... Shout out to Trace Johnson. It looks like a little T. Shout out. I'm talking... I'm about to tell you a story about him. Can you listen? Trace John Johnson?

Yeah. Is this movie for real, John? Yeah. This is going to be quick. This is going to be quick. Just like Trace. Wow. In bed. No, I'm be quick. Just like Trace in bed. No, I'm just kidding.

Shout out the best man speech. Okay. I remembered. Can I tell you? So I was Trace's best man at his wedding. And I gave a best man speech. I mean, obviously. It scares the shit out of me.

I gave a best man speech as if my ego didn't need to be inflated enough. I mean, I was just talking about how I'm obviously the main character of the friend group. As if my ego didn't need to be inflated enough. I shit you not. A lady came up to me and goes, I shit you not. I have been to hundreds of weddings, and that was the best speech I've ever heard. She was standing right next to me

and as much as she hated it, she was like she actually did say that. You done did it. You done did it this time, George. Speaking of shit to bed, I'd bring up like ancient Greece or something.

Wow. Come on. I'm bring up like ancient Greece or something. Wow. Oh, man. Come on. I've got to bring it back to the last episode here. That's what we call a callback in the industry. That was a nice callback. So, Trace was telling me about how him and his partner, she had an IUD. Partner?

That's his wife now. Well, yeah. But when they were dating at the time, he was like, yeah, she got an iud partner that's his wife now well yeah but when they were dating at the time he was like yeah she got an iud 2024 we call them partners now um which for those of you that don't know it's a uh like a physical uh i i and this is what no one i was talking about it looks like a little bit of a T. It almost looks like if you took like a, um, a, um, like,

um, anatomy books image of like, you know, like a vagina and like the fallopian tube, like it's kind of shaped like that, but it's like a miniature version. It's like made of plastic or whatever. And it goes up inside.

And this is what Nolan and I were trying to figure out how it works. Cause we, and we, the verdict is still out. We still don't really know how it works. But basically there's some sort of blocking that happens. But essentially it's like a physical, mechanical birth control. That goes up inside a woman. That was the best anatomically correct medical definition I could give.

You nailed it. So Trace was like, yeah, Alyssa got one. And he was like, I could feel it. And I was like, either that's a subtle flex or... No, dude, that was a subtle flex. He just snuck that in there. Because most people wouldn't say... Are you telling me that because you're trying to flex on me?

Or... She didn't do it tight enough. Or was it not installed right? To say the word installed sounds... It was a loose installation, to be fair. Like it was a plumber that did it? Yeah, no, it was shoddy plumbing at best. Oh my god.

But yeah, me and one of our coworkers were working on irrigation, and we were like, how do IUDs? Oh, yeah, because there was, like, a little tool that is used for, like, smaller sprinklers. And I was, like, jokingly like, oh, it's not an IUD. This is a tool we use for these little sprinklers or whatever. You know the little white tools that you use for the I-20s? Yeah.

Oh, the small ones? Nolan and I were at work, and I was like, this is what we use. I was like, this isn't an IUD. This is like, because it kind of, you know, it's like a T a little bit. With the finger holes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you were doing this. Because you were doing this for like the useless things.

Inside someone, there's finger holes. Yeah, right. Okay, I'm just, George was holding one of those today. Actually. I'm painting a visual for the audience little pointless things. inside someone. There's finger holes. Yeah, right. Okay, I'm just... George was holding one of those today. Actually. I'm painting a visual for the audience.

He was. So, yeah. At the pro shop. I watched him. Hey, baby. Maybe I'll... Should I really ball out and just edit in

all this stuff? Fuck it, we ball. Fuck it, we ball, George. That's a lot of work, but hey. You're Mr. George. So, yeah. So, yeah. So like this is an id and then we basically got into the discussion of like how do those even work and he looked it up on the internet and

there was like a video giving like a basically like this is how it works and we still didn't even know how it worked we're like i don't get Like, what are you... Please comment how an IUD works. Doesn't love a cop. And the last point I had, we're coming up on another hour and I have to piss so fucking bad. Holy shit. I've already pissed twice on this episode. We're doing a third episode?

Probably not. And this kind of ties in a little bit. I think we got enough beer. It has to deal with the female anatomy. We could be close. We might have to make a beer run, but we could do three hours. I'm talking female anatomy, dude. I'm fucking riled up.

Boys. I know. I'm sorry. I bet. What the fuck is with porn in Nebraska? Dude, Pornhub is fucking bullshit. What the fuck? They went gay on us. I don't know if I can say that. Wait, wait, waitub is fucking bullshit. What the fuck? They went gay on us.

I don't know if I can say that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They went... Didn't... I figured out the hack. Who said? No, VPN. Oh, you figured out the hack?

Yeah, I did call him about it. Proto... He called him and was like, how do I get Pornhub? Yeah, he said VPN. I'm not lonely, but I did download a ProtoVPN. And it worked. It worked. So you really need Pornhub in your life.

Other sites are accessible. I don't trust them. You don't trust other sites? Dude, it's kind of like... Pornhub is kind of like... Or Bushlight, you know? It's like I'm not going to... It's the king of porn.

They're the king of porn. I'm going to say it. You guys don't want to say it? I'll say it. Pornhub is the king'm not gonna it's the king of porn they're the i'm gonna say it bro you guys don't want to say it i'll say the king of porn and i don't care not domestic porn no well yeah no it is it is it is and you can't watch a bell of danger on any other site you could but i don't trust you there's there's oh yeah and they got hey Pornhub also has good imports by the way well there you go you know imported people

like you know like the Ukrainians the uh Europe's got a good alright we'll edit that out we'll edit that one out that was a great joke

that just got absolutely spat on by you two no no you spat on it well it's a yeah you know. Hawk 2.

It's a, yeah. The thing is. You fucking, you did just spit on me, by the way. The thing is. You gotta give him the old Hawk 2.

Okay, listen, listen, listen. You took it too literally. Spit on that thing. Some of these, some of these sites are banned, right, like Pornhub? Bullshit. But you search it up,

like you're on Safari on your phone, right? You search it up, you can see the thumbnails for the videos that have nudity yeah it's like what's the fucking point i'll just i'll jerk off to this right yeah if you clicked images i didn't click images because i'm not a fucking psycho okay you're not in sixth grade anymore there'd be nudity it's like what's the if the whole point is we're trying to get so it's less accessible to kids it's

like obviously yes kids should not be looking at that but it's still exciting we should go back you should go back to middle school porn where it's like i gotta ask you guys like like you know like when you first started you're just like big boobs it's like you just find like on YouTube and you're like strip not even like Google images Oh, you know boobs just boobs, you know, like we should go back to it But fuck all this video like I gotta ask you guys like how am I the only? Like one in the friend group that has no no no that has searched the website got any nudes no dude whoa what virus what virus do you have got any nudes as a website yeah dude i remember you can see uh it's a no it's a website that's celebs no Well, yeah, there's celebrities on it and the famous OnlyFans girls.

I hate to admit this, but... So, like, Paige Van Zandt, if you know her. Who? Do you know? No, dude. She's a UFC fighter. Oh. Oh, she does porn?

Like, nudes league? Oh, all over. Oh. Like, basically any, like, famous person is on... So so it's on and stuff oh yeah famous shit yeah i hate to admit this because we're live on a podcast and a bunch of like tiktokers are all over you don't have to admit it you haven't said anything yet yeah but you want to i yeah i do might as well i'm hanging um you have you ever heard of E-Roam? E-Roam?

Yeah. Dude, it's like... A website? Yeah, it's like an Instagram... Hang on. What? Are you looking it up? No.

It's not my question. Make sure... We'll edit in some pornography. On YouTube? Edit in E-Roam. See if they take it down? No, so it's like... Oh, yeah.

I found Madeline Klein's nudes. I don't know who that is either. What are you talking about? I'm sorry. I might not be tapped in. Outer Banks? Madeline Klein? Who?

Oh, fuck. Never mind. Is that that fishing show? Yeah. What? I mean, she's fine as hell. Is she fishes? No.

Is that the same girl where she smells fishy for sure she goes it's wiggling in my pussy yeah not the way you said it there's no way she's out of the game that's an ever finishing video

I mean dude I don't know if those are real anymore to be honest they're pretty real with the internet and deep faking who knows what's real yeah for real jennifer lawrence by the way has it does she have leaks oh well and here's the thing

like legit scenes and movies no no like legit porn oh like okay like a facial. I mean, this is... No. Like, this is their only fan. Shout out J-Lon. This is their only fan. J-Lon. This is the website, and there's videos attached. All these. Click on one. How do you guys feel about...

Can you click on that? Not on live. Okay, hey, hey. There's going to be sound. How do you guys feel about the whole bad baby, the second she turned 18, starting in OnlyFans and getting millions of people? That is wild. That's when I knew humanity took a...

Yeah, I mean... The guys that were just like looking for the clock to strike midnight and just going, now it's legal. Oh my God. That's going, now it's legal. Oh my god. That's how many predators are out here, man. Bullets of evil. Go fuck yourself.

Not to mention any names, but I know one. By the way, I know like You know one, too. But the age of consent I don't know if I do. You might have to tell me after. I will tell you right after this one. But you know, okay.

But you know how the age of... You know, this isn't about that. But the age of consent, right? 18? Oh, no. Me and Jake had this conversation. No, no, no. Please, sir. I have to be so fucking happy. I'm sorry. You can... Me and Spencer will carry this episode but what I'm trying to say is there should be an age like limit between the eight you

know like there is a Nebraska it's called the Romeo and Juliet laws okay okay yeah all right we go we need some editing no Spencer got real gay and we're so bad that one like your bladder was pushing on your asshole? Hey, one hour and one minute needs to be edited fucking out, dude. Spencer's tweaking. You know what I'm not tweaking? You know when you get a leg shake, though, when you take a piss? A leg shake?

Dude, it's like a mini orgasm. You've never had that? Bro, you take a good enough piss and you're like... You kind of go like... You've never done that? Oh, the piss shiver. Yeah. Oh, I've taken...

There's actually scientific... It's a mini-o. It's not. It is a mini-orgasm, dude. Just piss. I know what you're talking about. No, gentlemen. No leches.

No leches. Piss shivers might be due to a sudden drop in body temperature or mixed signals in your nervous system. They are harmless. This doesn't mean you should ignore all unusual occurrences that happen during urination. Okay. Oh, God. It feels like lips. Oh, no. Oh, God. It feels like lips. Oh, no.

No, yeah. The piss shivers are definitely a thing, but I think it has something to do with a lot of heat leaving your body. I think it's... Where's that heat coming from? I don't think it's a miniature orchid. Where's that heat coming from? So, what are we doing?

98.6 degree urine leaving your body. What are we doing here? We're at... We're at an hour. Wait, okay, so how many do we have left? Three. We have to do the pound a pint. We have three left.

That's exactly enough. It is. That's exactly enough for... We need to take them out of the fridge because of the... No, no, no. I don't want a pound. It's going to be... Well, I don't give a shit.

Dude, it's going to be quick. It's going to be great. Yeah. It's going to be quick. As you guys have give a shit. Dude, it's going to be quick. It's going to be great. It's going to be quick. It's three... As you guys have already seen, because we edited it in. Edited it in. I'm Alex Jones. All right.

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And tuning in for our... We went a little long. No. An hour is just fine I could have went for 15 hours But we need to get food We need to get the fuck out of here So

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He's been looking I was a criminal justice major That's a good point That's a good point My ass I was You were trying to be a cop You just saved yourself I was You criminal justice major. That's a good point. I was. You were trying to be a cop. You just saved yourself.

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Let's talk about Romeo and Juliet. We love you guys. Thanks for watching. Until next time, make sure you know how old she is. I hope we can... She's 18. Heh.