Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 52: And they were Roommates [Feat. Spencer McClellan & Koner Hogue]

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is joined again by Spencer who brought a special guest, his former roommate Koner. Koner talks about a time when he snuck a girl into his room without his roommates knowing and also about a time when he heard a strange commotion coming from Spencer's room where he thought he was being robbed or jumped! Jake quizzes the former roommates on their knowledge of one another and the boys wrap up the episode by telling some of their favorite jokes. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Koner's Instagram: @_konerhogue_ Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I've never been to a scooters or Starbucks or anything. So we go through the drive-thru and I was like, whatever he was getting. And then he was like a double shot of espresso. And then she was like, well, do you want to add two more? And I was like, what? Yeah. I was just like, yeah. And Connor goes, no, no, no, no.

Cause then it would have been four. It's gonna explode. It tasted like dirt. It was so bad. It tastes like motor oil. Oh dude, it was so bad. tastes like motor oil oh dude it was just in the passenger seat freaking out and i was like yeah i want to double and then two more and she goes okay welcome to the mob sponsor on podcast. I'm Jake and I'm a grass daddy. I'm Jake and I'm a grass daddy and I'm joined once again by...

God, I'm already talking too loudly into this mic, but it's okay. So I hope you guys are all awake now. But Spencer is joining us once again and we are being treated to a new guest um someone with the widest name ever uh connor how do you pronounce your last name hogue hogue yeah cool um we'll edit that out no we'll keep it in. So thanks for coming on. So as we've talked about before, this is kind of – I've got a lot of questions. This could go either good or really, really bad. Hopefully it goes well. So as we've discussed before on the pod, Spencer has a expert friend in every occasion um like anytime we're like hey

we should go do this he's like oh i'll invite my buddy so and so he's like actually a world-class chess player um i don't know like whatever we're doing he's always like i'll invite my buddy who has been doing that since birth so since what are you an expert at? Because you have to have, you have to bring something to the table, I'm sure. I'm an expert at taking care of Spencer or being mom, as he calls it. So he brings you on as like a babysitter slash bodyguard or just a personal handler.

I wouldn't say a bodyguard. A personal handler, if you will if you want to call it that yeah it's more or less to make sure he he gets home safe or makes it in the bed so so how did you discover this oh you guys were roommates at peru right yeah i knew that much for sure uh where's peru again It's like right next to the Missouri border. You know where like Auburn in Nebraska City is? Is it really? Yeah, it's south of Nebraska City 15 minutes and north of Auburn 5.

I feel like I always confuse Peru and like Wayne State for whatever reason. But Wayne State's up north. Yeah, they're way up north. But I feel like they're kind up north yeah but I feel like they're kind of in the same vein of like small college yeah I mean we're like another state college so we're like I would say we're smaller than Wayne right we're we're the smallest Wayne's the biggest and then I'd say like us and Shattern are like about the same size yeah okay so you guys what you were you saw you were sophomores when you

became roommates right is that when you met no we met my freshman year and your sophomore year your sophomore year sophomore year oh you're a year older than him yeah yeah oh so you really are a mom you're like a mother a mother goose to him yeah i am uh except the night when he left me in negative 20 degree weather and okay so yeah we're gonna get into this we're definitely gonna get into this dude that killed me bad night yeah there's there's a couple i he gave me um an inkling of one uh couple little stories that i'm gonna i'm gonna need to ask about okay but um so you guys were formerly roommates that's how you know each other yeah so you met your freshman year your sophomore year and then you lived in a house right yeah you didn't because obviously you wouldn't have been in dorms together no we were in a house so did

you get to know him like partying or yeah the first how did this you want to explain the first yeah first night yeah yeah i want to hear the first night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear this match made in heaven. So, you know, we had your welcome week. Did you have that? Like when you were a freshman? Yeah, you came in and they show you around. And you just try to run through as much poon as physically possible.

Jesus. Right? Yeah. So, basically, I came in. Maybe we'll edit that out. So, basically, I came in and they were having a party and i knew him through my sterling buddies that lived with him where are you from fall city it's in the southeast corner of the state i've i've played fall city yeah yeah we talked like we

played each other we went you were that kid i stomped into the ground. No, no. I actually had one catch against Fall City my senior year. It was close because you were number 11, right? Yeah. Yeah. Of course you remember. Yeah, of course. Because I remember your senior year was my sophomore.

What year did you graduate? No. Your junior. What year did you graduate? 16? Yeah. Okay, so my junior year. So you played at Fall City.

You played against us yeah and it rained before the game it rained and it was awful yeah i had to take my visor off because i couldn't fucking see oh yeah and so um uh no yeah that game because i remember i was i just played one side of the ball i didn't play i played defense defense oh yeah defense yeah it was yeah i know yeah you're huge yeah i know you're frightening yeah i'm just yeah thanks i appreciate that okay but yeah with no so anyways i knew him like my buddies were like hey we're having a party at the house and i was like all right i'll come so first night so first night i met him we were fucking hammered and we're like you know fucking around we just met

and i like threw him over my shoulder and someone had they had hardwood floors throughout the house and someone spilled and when i turned to go in his room i slipped and boom head through the wall and i thought i killed him i I stood up and all I see is his neck and his head. Your head went through the wall. My head went through the wall, yeah. And he's laying in there and his head, just his neck

showing up. I'm like, oh fuck. I just killed him and I just met him. Oh my god. It was a friendship made in heaven. You want to be best friends? Dude, the chance that it was just was a friendship made in heaven unless you want to be best friends yeah you just put the wall my first night like it was like just like a little notch because like you walk in his room and the like the closet came out so there's just like that little notch that you like kind of turn around

you were like you almost killed me and gave me severe cte but honestly i respect it so i can't believe dude i can't believe there wasn't a stud it gives you a fucking stud oh my god yeah you just see our buddies uh prog and mason just walk around because they they thought somebody had died yeah jake knows pig yeah and then so oh yeah and so they oh yeah and they're like that was a pretty good thing and then they're like oh shit and they're like what they're like you almost just died like the studs are right there i don't think they make drywall patches that big yeah so like hey we got pretty good at drywalling we did oh that's were you the guys that were like punching holes in the walls just for fun no that was other people who came no were, like, punching holes in the walls just for fun? No.

That was other people who came. No, they didn't punch any holes in the wall. They would just get a little rowdy, and then the next morning I'd wake up to fucking six holes in the wall. Oh, yeah, it was bad. They're like, oh, my God. You guys are making your own glory holes out there. It just sounds like a real animal house. Speaking of getting fucked up, we have a tradition on this show of um drinking so i would like to continue that tradition today now you have recently um because

we've been forcing you started listening to the podcast oh yeah so you are aware of what this is right i don't need to go into the backstory explanation again guatemala you got it from close enough close enough something like that so spencer you are once again in the pilot seat and you were worried before here you said i mean it's thursday night and you're a teacher yeah i feel like yeah i feel like going to your job hungover is like... No, I'll be fine. Especially... Well, I was going to say, especially frowned upon if you're molding young minds. But in your case, I guess you must be a seasoned vet.

I guess you could call it that. You could call it that. All right, Spencer. Would you please do the honors? Wait, let me knock. Okay. What? What is it?

I can't see. We got some Coors Banquet. Ooh, some stubbies. Oh, my lord. Would you please? Some stubs. And we have to drink everything in there before we... I'm just kidding.

I was like, wait. Not that I know how much is in there. Oh, jeez. That could have been way worse. It could have been real bad I was thinking like four locos here's to a good episode no you know

sometimes it'll throw us a curveball occasionally but for the most part the magic mini fridge has been fairly good to us and so we've kept it around and that's the end of my sentiment you know I was talking to Jake at work and he was like, just in case the magical mini fridge was listening.

He goes, what is Connor like? And I was like, well, he loves tequila. I didn't say in case the magical mini fridge is listening. I just candidly, not related to the episode we were about to record whatsoever, was wondering what connor liked to drink yeah oh yeah and is it a er ar or or this says okay you are this says a lot about what kind of connor you are connor er connor is very just clean standard connor i feel like an or connor is like

would your parents get lazy? No, my parents really hate me. They already named you Connor. I mean, come on. Yeah, I know. They hate me. What kind of fucking name is that? I'm just kidding.

Actually, I don't even know if A.R. Connor is... Is that even a thing? A.R.? No, no, that's not. C-O-N-N-A-R? No, I hope to God there's not a Connor like that. A.R. 15 maybe, but... There might be.

Yeah, who knows um so on the topic of um you guys being roommates um spencer told me um about something and i would like you to defend yourself okay i would like to give you your due diligence of defending yourself. And then we can just kind of relive the night together as it happened. Because Spencer wasn't blame free in this event either. So I don't even remember. This could be a lot of things. So Spencer told me there was a night where for whatever reason you did not for the life of you want any

of your roommates to know that you were bringing a girl into the house so you had to pull the old sneakerooski as if it was your parents house but it was just your boys that were roommates yeah is what he made it sound like yeah was there a different reason for why you were trying to sneak her in? Well, one. Did you not want to be seen with this individual because of her appearance? No, that's not the case. No, Pig, the girl I was bringing over, she knows the girl that Pig was talking to and didn't just want him to see her. So she didn't want to to be known yeah by him because

i guess like she was like i don't want people to think i'm a slut but let's go fuck sure i guess you could say that it's pretty cool and it's pretty and it's not a few words i mean yeah and i was just it was i mean i know those girls yeah it was it was just funny because like we i literally put a cooler down on outside the window. Outside the window. Cooler. Yeah. It wasn't even your own cooler.

No, I know. I had to go do it. You couldn't find like an Adirondack chair or something? No. So like my room, the window, like the screen, the screen behind the window would not come like unattached. So I had to go through my buddy's window and use his cooler and use everything of his to get her through his window just to get to my room, which was across the door. So you had to sneak her in through your buddy's room.

Yeah. When did we get your screen off? Oh, it was to get into my room because. No, but we got your screen off because we always used to crawl through your room when you passed up blackout drunk. Oh, yeah. green off because we always used to crawl through your room when you passed up blackout drunk oh yeah because yeah because they they would leave like their their keys or something or book bags like when we had a party like in my room and then i would just go my room pass out and lock the door so then they just ripped my screen door off like it was nothing and then they just crawl through and i probably should have implemented like an open door policy if you guys are just leaving shit around and blacking out and locking doors you probably

should have been like for me it was a once in a lifetime thing because i was always mom but then it was your first time having sex no no no no blacking out blacking out black oh no and so like like was that the same night we found the sticky tits in your room oh my god yeah that was the same night well what you know like the sticky patch tits that chicken cutlets not mine is some girl like obviously i just have to clarify that i mean i wouldn't judge no out loud but no i snuck into his room and i was like 2024 i was hammered and i had my light on my like phone light for the record you don't have to say i was hammered every time we all know that any time i'm just kidding but no i found him like on his dresser and i was like what are these and like i was like i didn't know what they were because I've never seen anything like that.

So I started messing with them, and they were sticking to my hands, and I was like, oh, my God. I could see you being like putting it in his mini fridge because you're like, this is going to go bad. No. No. And then I looked over at Connor, and he's just like on his back, just passed out.

I ripped up his shirt and went, boop, didn't even move an inch i didn't realize ripped off his shirt and put fake boobs on it i like pulled it up because i was like this is you guys you guys are wild um okay so you're sneaking in this four out of ten and okay so you're sneaking this girl in you're sneaking this girl in and spencer at one point what'd you say you heard some sort of noise yeah what's going on playing madden oh yeah you're like what are you doing in there and you're like bow flex like what are you so what happened what happened i think i said i put on a loud movie and that was it. And he didn't buy that at all. You should have just been like, I'm watching Wolf of Wall Street because there's lots of sex scenes.

Because I like knocked on his door and I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm watching a movie. Go away. It was like so embarrassing. I'm watching a movie with a lot of sex scenes. It was embarrassing because you were trying to hide it for her yeah you definitely you didn't really care right yeah i didn't care i was hiding it for her because i didn't want her to feel embarrassed which is why i was sneaking her

in in the first place it was pretty funny the other story i want to hear because we could probably just go for hours you guys telling stories but we got to keep this thing moving and then spencer it wasn't the same night but spencer said there was also one night where i locked myself in my room and in a black and drunk out state destroyed everything in my room and you were like connor heard everything from his room and thought I was getting lived in August room and I flipped everything and you said you were Terrified you said oh, I was so scared for my life I literally have never like I Kid you not I took my desk in my room and put it right in front of my door So if you ever try to kick that down, and then I just started stacking a bunch

So you thought he was getting jumped in his room just just getting absolutely fucked up by a group of guys, and you're like, oh shit, Spencer's getting fucked up. Let me barricade myself in my room so I don't get jumped. I was scared, because I can't fight. Like, I'm not a fighter. Like, if they go in, I'm dead. Like, it's, that's it. Like, I'm just gonna. He was like, he

can handle his own. He'll be fine. And then everything went quiet, and you were just like, I hope he's not dead. Basically, I was like, I hope he's okay. And he was. And then, so then the next morning, you cautiously opened your door. Yeah, I literally looked around the corner, and then you, nothing. You're like, what happened in here?

And you're like, nothing. Both legs? I don't like. Nothing. Blow flex? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. Just another night just ripping out the blow flex. Yeah. Thighmaster. Thighmaster.

Have you ever used one of those? They're pretty crazy. I have seen one before. And I was like, I wonder how this works. And then I was just like, I'm not even going to attempt this. Because it just looks extremely like just agonizing agonizing okay like it just i was thinking of a different word but um so those are the two things i really wanted to um to hit on to hit on um we really could go all night about college um We lived three years together.

Some great memories. We had a party three times a week. Every single week. We had some great memories. So, I do have a couple games I would like to play with you guys. Games? I like games. But I would like another beer before we get into anything. Wait, hang on.

Is there a trophy in goal? No. This kid is obsessed with it. So you weren't here. I just want to win. Did you, you didn't hear about the Beer Olympics episode, did you? Oh, not that.

Or did you tell him about it? Well, I just, I watched the one where you guys talked about it, like how he mentioned, I think your mom, like hopped in and subbed in. And then we were talking about this before we went out last Saturday. Oh, and in the episode, I was like, I think your mom like hopped in and subbed in. And then we were, we were talking about this before we went out last Saturday.

Oh, and in the episode I was like, I might edit it in. And I completely forgot. Yeah. Like, like we were talking about this cause I told him, I, I said, I thought it was funny that when your mom said I went to college and that's all he needed to hear. He goes, all right, because like we just talked about for the past 20 minutes his college experience was so you can dream that's all he needs to hear and then it yeah i just heard it was i think i think so you got second for that yeah for that one yeah but he was not bad he was taking it seriously like towards the end when he was in

contention to win like the trophy yeah he was like taking it seriously. Towards the end, when he was in contention to win the trophy, he was taking it seriously. And then when he found out he couldn't win it, he was like, damn, your heart broke. He was already plotting. He was like, that's it. Next year, Ben and I are going to be partners. He was completely throwing Courtney under the bus,

blaming her. Well, it was all because of fucking Pong. Maybe you guys could be partners like he was like completely throwing courtney under the bus like blaming her well it's all because of fucking pong maybe you guys could be partners next year oh pong yeah courtney's not good at pong i've we've i've seen her play pong at college it's not the best no offense courtney if you're watching she's not watching she don't watch it okay anyways some games um games so the first one is um a game for both of you okay i've devised a little quiz um because you guys claim to be roommates oh is this how well do you know you i really want to know how i want to know how well you know your roommate. Oh, Jesus. Real well. We'll be right back.

So, being roommates, you often ate together, I'm sure. What would you say is the other person's favorite food? A mom sandwich. We're going to keep it real easy to start off with. I got you. It's a mom's we're gonna we're gonna keep it we're gonna keep it real easy to start off with i got you it's a mom sandwich what is that now you're now you're saying for him not yourself no yeah okay yeah that's it i guess he's supposed to be like easy pizza like answering for himself no that's that's his it's a mom's hand 100 what's a mom sandwich. 100%. What's a mom sandwich? Okay, all right. It's fucking insane.

So I love spicy food, so what it is, it's just... I've never heard of a mom sandwich. It's just a turkey sandwich, double the turkey. So this is a Connor concocted food? Yeah. I don't think anybody else in the world probably does this. We need to get some mom sandwiches on the pod. Absolutely not.

I would die. We're only at double turkey. I don't know what else is coming. Okay, so, and then cheese. And then what I do is I do mustard, and then I do buffalo sauce, and then I do this stuff called Slap Your Mama, like, Cajun seasoning. I've heard of it. And then everything bagel seasoning, and I just put it together and I eat it.

It's good. Yep. That doesn't sound that bad. It's just like – It's spicy. It sounds pretty wet and kind of tangy. Oh, it's – Dude, you had sweats after you was eating it. Yeah.

I told him I said it's a workout. What kind of bread? It says a lot about a man, what kind of bread he has. He's a Connor with an ER. What kind of bread do you use? Just normal white bread. Normal white bread. Yeah, but toast. What brand? Okay. okay so like i do in the toaster uh this artisan bread like the the artisan bread yeah like the expensive stuff but not like the expense expensive but oh damn

but it's nice because it's like the right like you know i love how you're like using fancy expensive bread for like you probably discovered this sandwich from the leftovers of what was in like a frat guy fridge oh yeah yeah and just threw it together because you were probably drunk yeah probably i think it was a late night concoction and i just hit the spot super hard i just threw stuff together and called it good and i was like wow this is amazing every once in a while you hit one of those no brainers where you throw a concoction of stuff together and it just hits the spot. I literally was like, where has this been all my life?

That was like the night he had popcorn and I grabbed a handful and I had to fucking slap your mom all over it. Oh, is that why it's called a mama sandwich? Yes. Not because you're his mama. No. That's what I originally thought. Yeah yeah that's why he calls it that because

it has that seasoning but no so like i ate that popcorn and i got so fucking pissed off at connor he goes dude you ate my popcorn and i was like who the fuck puts cajun seasoning on popcorn i doused that thing in it and he was so you're you so you it sounds to me like and i like to psych out psychologically diagnose people you seem like the kind of guy that when you're making a pretty standard food dish you're like what can i put on this to spruce it up that's exactly what i really do oh yeah like if i'm making a if I'm making a Jack's pizza, let's say I'm like. I'm looking in the fridge. I'm like, I'm going to sprinkle a little extra cheese on it.

Like I'm going to spruce it up a little bit. Put a little of this on it. Yeah. So that makes sense. Like and and that seems pretty standard to do with like popcorn. I've definitely heard of people like putting like Lowry seasoning or garlic salt salt or whatever yeah but um okay so what what's spencer's favorite food he and we can vouch for this together he loves pizza rolls he loves pizza rolls so i was close when i was jokingly said pizza but roll form no yeah so we when when we would throw a party and then we would get done, we would take a, a,

like a bag of 80 pizza rolls and throw it in the air fryer and just big air fryer. You have a big air fryer. Well, it was shout out to his mom. His mom gave it to us for free. And it was like one of those like ninja ones. The ones that are like $200 and you just throw all 80 of them in there. And then we throw on, I think we put on We're the Millers. Every time?

Yeah, because Jennifer Aniston is just, she's so, she's a 10. She's an 11 out of 10, actually. And so we would just sit there and just eat them and then just pass out. You'd throw on We're the Millers every time you guys tied one on? Yeah, pretty much. Just to watch, Why didn't you just like watch Friends or something? Like why did you have to watch a movie Jennifer Aniston was in? Honestly, I'm not a big fan of the Friends show. Honestly, I'm not really either.

I never really got into Friends. I like The Office better, honestly. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah. Okay. This kind of leads us in. And yeah, that's one for one.

So I'm keeping a score here, and I've got some prizes in my Amazon cart. Just kidding. I don't have anything in my Amazon cart. It's a medal. 50% off. Next question is favorite movie. Ooh. I don't think Spencer is much of a movie guy.

No, but I can tell you his favorite TV show that he started. I suppose that counts he was watching this and he he had an obsession with it it's called the hundred on netflix oh yeah that's that it's nice he what is it i've never watched it he has the earth gets like contaminated and human life can't be it's not not habitable anymore okay and then they send this like group of kids that is like they're like troublemaker kids that are like in the space prison okay and then they send them they send a hundred of them back to earth to see if it's habitable and then they have to survive sounds like a bizarre combination of like wally and hunger games yeah it kind of is

representation of it yeah because like there's people still on earth that are like savages now and they're like like feral yeah they're fighting with them and just kind of all that he loves it so what's Connor's favorite movie or show his favorite TV show has to be

The Office that's kind of cheating so I'm not really going to accept it I'll go another step when they took took it off, what, Netflix? Oh, yeah. When they took it off. He bought the discs. He bought the discs.

Oh. Like all the seasons of The Office. How much does it cost to purchase all of The Office on disc? Roughly. Well, there was a bundle on Amazon. I think it was like $50. To get every episode on disc? It was basically by season. So season one is a disc. Was a disc on Amazon. I think it was like $50. To get every episode on disc? It was basically by season. So season one

is a disc. Was it just on a disc? It was on a disc and then it just cycles through. And then when it's done... I'm pretty sure you never even opened it, did you? No, I never did because I found out it was on Peacock TV. Yeah, I never opened it. You should keep it mint. Is it still on open? I think I threw it away.

You threw it away? Because it's on Peacock TV. Why'd you throw it away? Because it's on Amazon again, so I can just buy it again. Next question. When did you discover he looks like a Minecraft skeleton? Oh, man. That wasn't actually a question, but that pissed me off.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, when did this happen? There had to have been a moment where, like making a mama sandwich where you go, where has this been all my life? It's kind of a shady room. The lighting is weird. You kind of look at him and you just go like. I think we were just sitting in our living room watching a movie and I just lean forward

and go, dude, you look like a Minecraft skillet. How far in your relationship is this statement? This is probably your sophomore year when you first yeah it was like when we first moved in together yeah when he moved in and then it was my second year living there and then we start to to get he to get to know each other probably too much like no as in like as in like he's just like i take care of him way too much. Okay. Like, being a mom. Like, you've had to give him sponge baths because he threw up on himself. No. I wouldn't say that.

But just, like, he starts to see me, basically. Like, he starts to see my personality and stuff. You start to give a little more. Yeah. Like, you're not just a drinking buddy anymore. Yeah. You're, like, actually hanging out and going on getting Starbucks morning after and getting breakfast

burritos together and stuff. The old scooter story. I told you, man. Psychology. I can see it in your guys' eyes. The quadruple shot of expression. Quadruple? Explain this. How much does that cost? I don't know.

Just like your 1942? I don't know. I was expensive. You don't know? Just like your 1942? Yeah, 1942. I don't know. I don't care how much it costs. Yeah. Well, you do know how much it costs, but you don't care. But my thing was, I've never been to a Scooters or Starbucks or anything.

So we'd go through the drive-thru, and I was like, whatever he was getting. And then he was like, a double shot of espresso. And then she was like, well, do you want to add two more? And I was like whatever he was getting and then he was like a double shot of expresso and then she was like well do you want to add two more and I was like what yeah I was just like yeah and Connor goes no no no then it would have been four it's gonna explode it tasted like dirt it was so bad it tastes like motor oil oh dude in the passenger seat freaking out. And I was like, yeah, I want a double and then two more. And she goes, okay. So you meant you wanted two more. No, he just wanted two shots.

I just wanted two total. I thought you meant like you were ordering two more of that same drink for other people in the car. No, I just wanted like two shots of espresso in my coffee. And then he got four. And then I got four. She goes, yeah, it was just. Lost in translation. Dude, I was up for hours.

I was shaking. I'm so helplessly addicted to caffeine. I feel like I could probably drink that and take a nap. Like this is like my third can of Red Bull probably today. Yeah. It's just, it's a need. Yeah, it's a need, not a want. It's a need at Yeah, it's a need, not a want. It's a need at this point.

Or were you in the living room playing Minecraft and he walked in and then he walked out and you went, Hey, Connor, come back in here. Stand right there for a second. No, I'm just kidding. Pretty much what it was, yeah. Okay, so, and I agree. So the next. I do.

I just accepted it now that when, like, when I first met you, we were golfing. No, that wasn't when you first met me. Oh, sorry. You fucking asshole. It was at the spring game. I'm sorry, the spring game. We were at the beer house, right, is when I first met you. It was after the beer house.

It was after the beer house. I'm glad I remember our first time meeting better than you i'm we were walking to i'm so sorry we were walking to jj hooligans just gives you the creeps we're walking to jj hooligans and we're just on the sidewalk and you go don't you think he looks like a minecraft like it was completely unprompted i looked at him and i immediately jumped to your defense i'm like no like you're being mean and then i looked at you and i'm like and then it doesn't help he has this picture saved of a minecraft skeleton on google and he goes see look and then it looks exactly like it has it ready does he do it every single time you he introduces you to someone else just has it ready

to go yeah like he did it to ben he did it to you i'm sorry i don't think cam was it's a meme yeah i don't think cam was around uh when he showed cam but uh i'm sure cam would probably agree that probably okay we'll get off of that um my next thing um favorite activity like hobby or thing besides drinking and i got this like what okay uh i would say playing madden playing madden that counts loves madden not anymore i mean now it's n NCAA. Yeah, before it was Madden. Which Madden? Just whatever was at the... What was it? The one that came out during COVID when we just played it nonstop.

What would that be? Oh, you played together. Yeah, we played the Yard. Yeah, the Yard. When the Yard came out. We played online together. Who won more? No, we played together.

Oh, you played together? Yeah, it was 2v2. Like online against other people that sounds pretty fun it was decent i got pretty good because i'd stay up all night grinding the yard i i literally like woke up one day and i was like oh you're playing already he goes i haven't slept yet. I'm still playing, actually. I'm still playing. What does Connor like to do? I would say in the past couple years, it's probably lifting or just working out. It hasn't done anything, as you can tell.

Give me another beer. He likes just fitness stuff. Really? You're a fitness guy? I teach PE. Oh, you're a fitness guy? I teach P.E. Oh, you're a P.E. teacher? Yeah. No wonder you can go to work hungover.

You're like, we're playing dodgeball today, guys. I'm fucking... We don't have... Let's wheel out the video card. Like, you're a P.E. teacher. Yeah, I'm a P.E. teacher. Yeah. That's sweet. So, did you go to college for, like, a...

Well, you changed, didn't you? Yeah, I... Were you like a... Did you want to be like an athletic trainer or something? I was thinking about physical therapy, and then I just did not want to work those hours to save my life. Really? Because starting off, do you have to work just like stupid hours?

Yeah, it's basically like a nurse's shift, which is like 12-hour shifts. So it's like 12 to 12. Doing PT though? PT, yeah, because you're on call, especially. Who's doing PT at like 3 in the morning? Maybe it's not. Maybe they just work 10-hour shifts, probably not 12. It's probably 10-hour shifts.

They're like everyone that actually needs help is sleeping right now, but we need you to practice on this dummy. Because your life has to be miserable if you want to make money you would have to go extra schooling yeah and i did not want to go to like for like eight years of school basically that was that was kind of like me with psychology i went to midland for psychology and then after like my after my freshman and half of my sophomore year it dawned on me like if i want to do anything with this degree i'm gonna have to at least get my master's and i do not want to go to school that long so he says that and he's still doing school so So I was like, I'll just switch it to business.

And then I'm like, now I'm just that kid that doesn't know what he wants to do and switches major to business. And then I ended up coming to UNL because I was like, it's much cheaper to go here and blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, I can kind of see what you mean by like. And now he's a grass dad. And now I'm a grass farmer. It's got to be the best job ever.

It is such a roller coaster ride working at that golf course. And I don't know if it's just that golf course because this is the only golf course I've worked at. So I have nothing to compare it to. But it is a roller coaster ride. There's days where I'm like, I love my job. And there's days where I'm like, I want to fucking quit this shit. i'm like i want to fucking quit this shit oh yeah especially like we were just taught talking about this on the way up he goes it's got a lot of ups and downs he goes like i'm up till i'm up at like 5 a.m 5 30 and then i sometimes have to stay till 5 30 yeah sometimes we're working 12s yeah yeah it's like

yeah when there's events we're like doing 5 30 starts which means be clocked in at 5 15 and once the sun comes up we're going and then if it's hot we have to stay late in hand water yeah till at least four and yeah so like last week i got 17 hours of overtime oh geez so that's 57 hours yeah that's pretty good for like overtime it's a lot of work overtime pay is nice though i bet um but i haven't i've been there for like five years and it hasn't killed me yet so um this is kind of in the same vein um but i'm thinking about something that you guys i'm picturing you guys you and this might, you, and this might be the same answer. This might be the same answer depending on how you guys take it.

But favorite, like, game. So this could be, like, poker, like, playing cards, board game. Like, what's your, you guys are hanging out or, like, what is, besides, like, video games or, like, hobbies. Like, what's your favorite, like, game or, like, thing to do? I suppose you could slot machine is I guess an answer. But like if you're hanging out in your house together, like. Could it be like recreational? Sure. What's your favorite just game to play?

He, I've, Spencer loves competition just like you said. He goes hard in flag football. Flag football. Yeah, dude, he goes hard. Like if he, so we had this league in Fall City where I went to school, and you could bring people that, like, you went to college with or whatever, and it was on Sundays. And you're like –

And it's like a draft. And you're like, I got an expert friend for this occasion. I have an expert friend, yeah. Dude, I went hard in that league. Oh, yeah. Just trucking people, flag guarding, and all that shit. Yeah, they do, like do a draft and everything. And then I've never seen him so mad in some games.

In some games, I'm like, nobody talked to Spencer on the way back home. He leaves his heart out there. But he goes harder because he loves it. So was it like intramural? No. Or what was it? It was against older guys and younger guys. It was a mix of just guys that wanted to play football i'm just picturing like some 12 year old girl just being

like no no no no no like nice to meet you and spencer's like don't talk to me right now i'm fucking locked in dude some of those guys, fucking piss me off. Because they're old heads. They just, like, all they do is talk trash. And they just try to. Talk trash and I would just burn them deep. And they'd go, Jesus fucking Christ, get on that guy. Like, talk trash and then just be like, stop being such a tryhard.

It's like, you're the one that's. That's trying real hard. Yeah, so I don't know. But, no, he just loves football that much. Dude, I would come home, my shirt just ripped in half. Oh, my God. Or we would go to Connor's house to eat lunch with his mom and dad, and my shirt would just be torn in half.

It looked like I went to a war zone. And my father loved it. Your parents are like, so this is your big brother program yeah yeah it's called the make-a-wish foundation hey donnie hogue loves me donnie hogue my father loves him like because because my dad connor was definitely afraid for me to meet his parents oh yeah i was because you going to walk in and be like, you guys got any pizza rolls? And then Connor's dad just fucking loves me. Oh yeah.

The first time I met him was at a golf tournament when I downed 15 beers in nine minutes. Oh dude, that was amazing to watch. You guys have some greasy stories. Oh my god. What kind of demons are you fighting? And we're going to get a little personal here.

Where you feel the need to just drown them out with obscene amounts of beer anytime you're just. And maybe you don't. Maybe you just love having a good time. But it seems like you're just like, yeah, we were having a golf tournament. And I drank a whole case. Yeah, it was a nine-hole tournament. My first drive went in the pond. And I'm like, all right.

Oh, yeah. Dude, and I've like, all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, and I've golfed with him, so he gets pissed. Oh, I know. One time, he wasn't playing very well, and I was like, let's call Cam and just let you hear Cam's voice over FaceTime. I just have a sense that it'll just get you kind of... Out of it. The pistons firing.

No, no, no. Like, get you pissed off a little like focused in because last time we had played we had played against cam yeah and our other friend zane for money yeah and we shot probably the best round of our life scrambling yeah we were locked the fuck in and we like we were strategizing on every hole we're like okay if you let's take this shot and then like kind of what we were doing yeah and then he wasn't playing very well just we were playing and i was like i was like let me facetime cam just you can like hear his voice and just have

him get in your head a little bit and i was just like cam tell spencer he sucks and he's like spencer you suck and then he just pipes drive and dead straight down the fairway. Oh, my God. Dude, I just love competition, though. Your heart rate needs to get up a little bit. That's what it is. You need to get a bit of adrenaline surging. Yeah.

Okay, what's his favorite game? What's his favorite thing to do? I honestly forgot about the competition we had. Play cards. Board games. Does he love Monopoly? Minecraft Edition? I don't know if you still...

Minecraft Legos? I know you still play Call of Duty, but Warzone. You like Warzone? I have PlayStation. Thank you guys for listening. No, we used to... Because I had never had a solo win and i i've had a like a quad win with them but like i've never had a solo win because i've just like sucked so bad and then i wouldn't

i wouldn't put yourself down too much the people that play that game are in solo especially oh they're sweaty they're sweaty i i was i think i played a few games of solo and i could not like i'm pretty competitive too sometimes like i get like you could hear i'm getting ahead of myself scream in the controller smack the ground oh yeah when you would be like top five and just die dude my heart would would race so fast the last couple games of Solo Warzone I played, I was running around, playing the game as I felt it should be played, running around, getting guns, looking for people, and I'm like, I don't see anyone.

And I go into a gigantic building with hundreds of rooms, and I just choose one random door to open to loot it and there's a guy laying down in the corner staring at the door and i'm like dude how are you even having fun oh my god because i guarantee you didn't win it's like did you literally wake up this morning just to kill me? And then stop? God, it's so annoying. I went through like three or four controllers. I've never spiked a controller.

I don't get that, man. I've spiked one just because there was this one time I threw a Simtex at a guy and it stuck on him. But he happened to kill me just in time. So you both died? Huh? So you both died at the same time? No, he killed me because it was the last two. Oh, so he killed me just in time that i was so you both died huh so you both died at the same time no he killed me because it was it was the last two oh so he killed me just in time and i've never smashed a controller in my entire life like so you got second and he won yes dude i was heated i was heated like that

probably i probably would have smashed the controller too it was it i love always asking him to like open his phone because he has a whoop. Those are fucking expensive, aren't they? Yeah, they are. I kind of want one. Yeah, but he would always put like

right next to his TV, his heart rate. Every time he got to the top 10, it was like a hundred and some. And you don't have to answer this, but how much are they again? They're like $300, aren't they? So it's a member,

it's like a monthly, it's like a monthly like subscription so you could do one month a year or or 18 months and i just do the 18 months it's three hundred dollars so i just do that what happens if you don't renew it if you don't renew it then it just the app won't work because it's it's run on bluetooth so it'll just shut down i've i've heard guys on podcast talking about it and i'm really fascinated by the strain and recovery oh yeah it's awesome like like tracking sleep and recovery oh yeah because especially at my job which the past couple days i've been waking up really tired even if i go to bed at a decent time and so i know it probably has something to do with the quality of sleep i'm getting yeah which that tells you yeah it'll break it down

from your right your your deep sleep and then your REM sleep so right yeah and so all there'll be nights where i get like five hours of sleep because i just can't sleep probably from caffeine and then um but i for some reason just like have really good like deep in REM sleep but then there's nights where i go that's where most of your recovery yeah that's yeah that's coming from that but then there'll be nights i'll get like 10 hours for some reason and it's just like i just wake up i feel like crap really yeah because like i just spent because the deep sleep is so important yeah the deep in REM sleep is so important for like your neurological and your muscles but enough of that boring stuff but like you'll just stand yeah it's just no no no i i'm

jake is actually like big on all that oh yeah so because like i i was going like i said to college for psychology and this is stuff i learned so this is stuff that fascinates me I always remember when he would go work out and he would come back and he's like I have to take a day off because my strain is so high I'd be in the red the next day and I've worked out in the red before and you actually won't get as much muscle growth

if you don't recover you'll get hurt he worked out in the red and the next day was bad. Oh, I was bedridden. Really sore? I was just bedridden, sore, no appetite. You felt like shit.

I felt horrible. But then there's days in the green where I have a great workout in the green. And then I feel like I just killed a workout. I just killed it. So would you say if you got three hours of deep sleep versus ten hours of moderate sleep, you would feel more rested with the deep sleep yeah so your deep sleep and your REM sleep are like your restorative sleep right that's just restoring your muscles and then um and then of course like your um neurological like part of

your brain and then so um but your light sleep is just like when you just because your body's still active yeah it's still active that's when you like move around and then you wake up whenever you feel like you don't wake up. Like you don't remember waking up. But there's probably a lot of times where you're like rolling over. Yeah, like – Or Lena's like stop snoring and I'm like – I can't help it. Yeah, so like this morning it said I woke up 12 times.

So just a wake event is within the span of like one second to two minutes. like I don't remember waking up 12 times I probably woke I remember like two or three times because like I was saying like with my job it's so I I care vitally about my sleep because of how early I have to wake up oh yeah and I'm not trying to toot my own horn i carry kind of an important role in like when i'm having to spray or apply chemicals or run the tractor like those are jobs where i have to be locked in yeah and when i'm really tired my eyes feel really heavy it sucks yeah because i'm wanting to sleep but i have to be mentally focused yeah you just it's kind of torturous it is so i'm like when nine o'clock, 9.30 rolls around, I'm like, I'm trying to get to bed. Yeah.

And sometimes I feel like even when I, sometimes I feel like if I go to bed, like I force myself to go to sleep at 9.30 and I get nine hours of sleep, I don't feel as rested as if I'm, stay up a little bit later, but I'm dog tired and sleep hard. Anyways. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast, so we're kind of. I suggest it, though. It's good. It's a good purchase. Do you think an Apple Watch can't nearly do as much? All it can do is kind of track your sleep and heart rate, and that's about it, right?

Unless you get the newest generation, but even then that you have to throw it on the charger this i don't have to charge it for like five days and in the chart in like and then the battery pack you just slide it on you're like this thing feeds off your heart rate to charge it yeah probably it probably does and i just don't even know it's like you don't need to charge it for like another you're like well you have to stick this little thing into your bloodstream okay let's swing this thing back into comedy for the last 10 minutes or so so this is the next little game i want to play and i'm looking at you spencer tells me um because i've joked a couple times about how i want to be a stand-up comedian and spencer goes oh connor's got a bunch of jokes written down on his phone i'm like oh does he want to be a stand-up comedian too and he's like no he just has a bunch of jokes written down on his phone

and it made me think of a game because i'm a genius and i think of stuff like that no i deleted them what i deleted them because I was losing. This just ruined my game, Connor, with an ER. I'm sorry. Yeah, I had them down. Why don't you go hide in a cave or something? I don't know. That's supposed to be my favorite.

I'm sure you have some of them memorized. I have a few memorized. You have a few memorized? I have a few. Okay, we might be able to salvage those. You told them, like, every time you met someone. Oh, yeah. All right.

It's from bartending days. So here's the game. Okay. Ready? Mm-hmm. one oh yeah all right it's from bartending so here's here's the game ready you tell me one of your jokes and i'm gonna try not to laugh if you make me laugh then i'm gonna take a drink okay if i successfully withhold from laughing then i get to i get a chance and i've never heard any of these so this is gonna be kind of a fun improv thing okay if i don't laugh and we can do this together if i don't laugh i get a chance at trying to make the joke better okay in my own way okay and if it makes you laugh then you have to drink okay okay let's hope i don't stutter because then it won't it won't make the joke good

can i take one away from you that I already know? Connor. What's up? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't even know if I should tell it. It's a 9-11 joke. Maybe we won't.

This is infamous joke. I already laughed, so that doesn't count. This is infamous joke. But I did think of a different way to say it i can't remember though anyways it's his infamous joke right there oh that's your like that's your that's your that's the go-to one well i took it away from you so here we go no he didn't even say anything you said. I could stutter and you could laugh. Well, at least he will.

Yeah. Like a machine gun over here. I'm going to smile. I'm going to grin. I got to think how it's worded, though. I see it in my notes. Okay. Deleted.

Okay. You can just come up with a joke, too. Oh, man. I mean. This is supposed to be a comedyeted. Okay. You can just come up with a joke, too. Oh, man. I mean. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast. Oh. Ready? I'm ready.

I'm ready. Okay. How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? Because she saw a girl's lipsticks on his knuckles. That's pretty good. It's not my best one. It's not my best work. It's like mid. I don't know. I can't really think. I can't think of anything else.

What was it? Why did Are all of your jokes horrible? Horrible as in like they suck like that? No, like bad. Oh, no, not really. I just.

All right, I got nothing. The 9-11 one was awful. I got nothing. I agree that's bad. I thought you were going to say because she saw her best friend with bruises on her or something like that. But that's. I got nothing so okay next joke if you got another one that's i don't remember that's it i wish dude i thank you for

tuning into this dude i wish i did not delete it why why'd you delete it i i don't know why i just totally i was just like i was losing space on my phone because i have such a crappy phone you had so many on there. I know. I had so many. And the one you thought of was why did Rihanna know that? That's the only one I could think of. That was the only one I could think of.

Okay. Should we tell the 9-11 joke? You got it. Let's see. If I laugh, even though I know it. At your joke? No, at the 9-11 one, then I'll take a drink. Even though I know.

I don't remember the setup for it. Just tell us. No, no, no. It's, um... How do you know that the 9-11 victims are such good readers? Because they can do 100 stories in 3 seconds. Yeah, something like that. But he had it down to the T.

He's like, who are the fastest readers? They could go blah, blah, blah stories in 3.8 seconds. 3.8. Something like that. That's pretty good. Could be 3.8. I saw I love those

I saw a meme where it was like me after going back in time to stop the hijackers and it's someone standing in a other skyscraper across and the towers are like collapsing because there's like explosions going I saw another one that was like um

me successfully um doing time travel and going back to september 10th 2001 and telling everyone to climb to the top of the trade centers because there's gonna be a great flood oh that is so bad that's so bad that's that's so bad yeah we bet yeah Oh my god. That's so bad. That's so bad. Yeah, we bet. We all better drink. Why did you delete it? I was so... I never thought I needed them again.

Look at that. You never know. It was like a month ago, too. I did it. I deleted it like a month ago. Okay, let's all think. Is there a way you can go and notice? I have a really good, I have my new go-to joke.

Okay. Should we go back and forth and just think of jokes a little bit? I can't really think of any other ones. Because I suck at them. Maybe I'll tell you this one, and maybe that'll make you think of one. Okay. It'll brew something. It has to. It has to. I'm a fan of the jokes where it maybe that'll make you think of one. Okay. It'll brew something. It has to.

It has to. I'm a fan of the jokes where it's like a story, kind of. Oh, yeah. Me too. So, a guy goes in to get a prostate exam. Have you heard this? No, I have not. I know what it is.

Oh, I thought you were going to ask if I know what a prostate exam is. But, no, I have not. Do you know what a prostate exam is? Yes, I know what it is. It's his first time. You know, he turned 45. He's a little bit nervous about it. He's kind of skittish going in.

You know, he's kind of hiding his face a little bit, walking in. Yeah. He's a little nervous about it. So he walks in, but he knows, obviously, what's about to happen. That's why he's so nervous about it. So he walks in to the office, and the doctor conducts his like preemptive you know clipboard type stuff and then you know the time comes and the guy's ahead of it and he's trying to get ahead of a little bit to kind of gain some confidence and he goes

uh where should i put my pants um and the doctor says just set him next to mine. Oh, my God. That was so subtle, too. It's like, oh, just throw him next to mine. It's just like... I can't remember where I heard that, but that's like my go-to. Oh, my other go-to joke. He remembers everything. I wish I could.

Did you hear the one um joke that the eagles did you oh that jason kelsey was talking about did you hear it oh my god that joke is hilarious i'll tell it i'll tell it because i know i love this it's hilarious okay go ahead you don't know it no okay so there's a there's these three guys, and they both have the one guy, says the other two. They're sitting there, kind of like we are, just three guys, three friends, drinking, having a good time. And one guy, he kind of thinks to himself, like, I feel like I might be the fastest guy in the world. Like, I'm so fast, I feel like I might have the fastest 40 ever and the guy's like well you should submit it and see you know if you truly do have the fastest time and

the guy goes you know come to think of it I think I might have the best vertical jump of all time and you know they're getting together and they're starting to hype each other up and they go you should submit your height or vertical leap and see how high your vertical leap is and see if you truly do have the highest vertical leap of all time and the third guy goes guys you know what i think i might have the smallest dick of all time and they go well you should follow suit submit it see if you got the smallest dick of all time. And they go, well, you should follow suit. Submit it. See if you got the smallest dick of all time. So some time goes by, and they all get their envelopes back to see whether or not, you know.

Yeah. So the guy who thinks he's the fastest guy in the world opens his envelope and goes, oh my god, I got the fastest 40 time in the world. I really am the fastest guy in the world opens his envelope and goes oh my god i got the fastest 40 time in the world i really am the fastest guy alive open yours up the guy with the vertical leap opens up his envelope and he goes holy shit me too i'm the i have the highest vertical leap out of anyone in the world i really do the guy with the the guy who thinks he has a small stick in the world opens up his envelope and he looks at it and he kind of scowls a little bit and they go well tell us do you have the small stick in the world and he kind of scowls and goes

who the fuck is spencer mcclellan oh i like how you changed the name from Doug Peterson to Spencer McClellan. Well, obviously, you got to apply it to the group you're at. But, hey, that's one thing. This man knows football, NFL football, so he knows who Doug Peterson is. But props to you for changing it to Spencer's name. Yeah, obviously, if you make it more applicable, it makes the joke funnier. I told that once in a morning meeting to Craig. I said, who the fuck is Craig Weinhold? Yeah, I said our boss's name.

What did he say? He just went... Like, he laughed. Everyone laughed, obviously. I have one joke that our track coach used to tell us. Let's go! Is this the deer hunting joke? No, but the coach is...

Isn't that Rich? Richardson? No, it was Bull okay okay so hit me a couple of guys you know they're they go on a hunting trip okay you know they're going deer hunting and stuff and they're they got their kill they killed a couple deer you know and then you you got the deer and everything you field dress it so there's this after all that they had the gut piles by their camp so they're around the campfire they're drinking and you know had the fire going and one guy goes i gotta go take a shit. And so he gets up, walks out to the woods, and his two other buddies go,

Oh my God, we should play a joke on him. Grab the gut pile and throw it, like, by him, or, like, underneath of him while he's taking a shit. So that's what they do. And then they said, he comes back, and he's just white as a ghost and he goes i don't know how to tell you guys this but i shit so hard i think i shit my guts out and they were like oh my god like what did you do and he was like by god's grace and these two fingers i pushed it all back up in there. Oh my god.

That's pretty good. I'll drink to that. Have you not heard that? No, I've never heard that. He just told me about it. Have you heard about my hookup story with that girl? That's a long story. That's episode four.

You're going to have to go back and listen. Oh man. Yeah, I'm making my podcast. Go listen to episode four. You're going to have to go back and listen. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm making my podcast. Go listen to episode four. You can't help me out now and tell me this? Uh-uh. Okay, episode four. It's like a 30-minute story. It's like a 20-minute, 30-minute story.

Jesus. It's a great story. Episode four. Maybe after the episode, I'd be willing to tell it. I will listen to it tomorrow. How about that? And I will let you know. While you're hungover in PE class, listen to that episode.

I don't have kids yet. What? I don't have kids until next week. What are you doing then? It's just work day. You're going to be a dad next week? No, no, no, no. You just like inflate the dodge balls and basketballs and soccer balls and baseballs.

I grease them up, yeah. No, it's just i just i just uh bopgy balls i just frisbees no i you guys got those little things that you the little ring you put around your ankle and you spin it and have to jump over it with your other foot oh my god i haven't i haven't seen those in forever bop it rubik's cube i don't know what school do you teach at maybe we shouldn't answer that um we'll do that off air yeah you get to school they're like hey i heard your 9-11 joke on the podcast like technically the other guy might get in trouble for that i'm kidding should we edit it

out no it's okay we won't edit it out. No, you're fine. I think that about does it, guys. Man, we could go on and on about college. Hey, save it for another episode. Save it for another episode. We've got plenty to go. Good point. Good point.

Thank you guys for watching and tuning in to yet another episode. I thought it was a pretty good episode, not going to lie. I enjoyed myself. I did. And I'm definitely going to go play some Minecraft after this. I don't know about you guys. And also read my joke book.

I don't have a joke book. Thank you guys for watching and listening on Spotify and Apple Podcast. Subscribe and like and whatever the fuck on YouTube. Mini Fridge, thanks for coming in clutch. It's talking to me right now. Do you hear it moaning and groaning whatever the fuck on YouTube. Um, mini fridge. Thanks for coming in clutch. It's talking to me right now. Do you hear it? Moaning and groaning at me? I do.

Saying it's goodbyes. Saying it's goodbye to the folks. Um, until next time. Oh wait, we got to do this thing. Do you know how to do the signature dap yet? You said you watched the episodes on YouTube. It's the white guy. It's a white guy.

He's never, you just slap and fist. Have you seen one with cam in it though? I have not seen one with cam in cam in it. It's a white guy dab. It's a white guy dab. He's never... You just slap and fist. Have you seen one with Cam in it, though? I have not seen one with Cam in it. I have not. Because the way someone... That's the majority of the episodes. Well, he's only... He's going backwards.

I'm going from... Oh, right. Latest to, like... Right. All the way back to the first. Yeah. Well, the signature dab is a slap and a fist the signature dap is a slap and a fist. A slap, just a slap and a fist?

Yeah, here, I'll demonstrate with Spencer. Ready? It's a white guy dap. It's louder, though. The signature dap. It's louder. Louder? I guess it depends on the veracity.

I will show you a white guy dap. You and Cam hit it pretty hard. What's your favorite white guy dad? So this is something my little brother Brock, he taught me. That's the second widest name of all time. You got Reese, Brock, and Connor. Yeah, Reese is my older brother. Reese.

Yeah. Okay, there's no joke there. No, okay, so what you do is I close and you're open. Open. And then we simultaneously like that. Yeah. You just do a squeak. Like you go to shake hands?

Yeah. And then so you're here. No, you are like. I thought it was just like a. No, no. Okay. Like the world's quickest handshake. I wish.

Okay. So it's. Why are your fingers so spread apart? I don't know. He said open. No, yeah. Yeah. So I'm closing, he's open, and then simultaneously, after about a second or two,

like that. That's it. You walk away. That's what we're going to end the episode on. Oh boy. The person who initiates it is closing first. So it would be like me.

You are open. You messed it up. Let's just do the. Okay, okay. No, no, no, no, no. We got to do this. You initiated it. So you close and then switch and then switch.

There you go. Like that. He squeezed again while I was squeezing. I bet we can nail it. Okay. Okay. Thank you go. Like that. He squeezed again while I was squeezing. I bet we can nail it. Okay. Okay. Thank you guys for watching. Until next time, if you think you have the smallest dick of all time, you don't.

Spencer does. Thank God you all beat me. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. I am strong enough to take these strings and make them mine. Can you take me higher?