Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 54: Good Chemistry

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Kam is back in town to reminisce over some brews with his buddies Jake and Spencer. Jake tells a joke that he said to their friend at a urinal that made him "piss" himself laughing. Previous guest Koner calls in to discuss leaving on his whoop while jerking off and if he should be the spokesman for a new cardio regiment. The boys wrap the show with a heated argument about whether mud and dirt are the same, similar to the debate over coffee and cappuccino. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

To be honest, I could be a motivational speaker and not say anything. Look at my face. They're just like, I need to get a job. Welcome to the shrink podcast. I knew it. Is that what you thought it was going to be? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's what I said.

Shrink, shrink. I'm Jake, that's Cam, and we are... The Grass Daddies! And we're joined by a guest who basically is kind of becoming a co-host of the show because of the amount of episodes he's stood in for Cam. Welcome back to society, by the way, where we left off with you. You were... The mountains were rough.

Yeah, tell me how that you. The mountains were rough. Tell me how that was. I got chased down by about six mountain lions. That would be the first time you got chased down by a cougar. I had a fight off. That was a funny joke. I had a fight off two black bears with just my fist. That was a cool story.

I Rambo'd a moose. That's how I fed myself while I was in the mountains for a week meat yeah just chowing down on some moose meat uh is that what ruger ate too yeah moose meat yeah i uh built a cabin with my bare hands anything you can do with your bare hands in the woods i did that's that's a lot of things like pine sap makes a great lubricant oh spencer thanks for joining us um that was funny you guys that was i mean it was pretty funny when it started off and then it kind of tapered off i'm just gonna be honest um but boys i'm fucking sweating bullets right now i'm fucking i've been running up and down these stairs oh so that means you're

thirsty we'll get there he fits right in the co-host spot because like every time we used to do a podcast you just keep talking i'm like dude shut the fuck up i'm thirsty like the first time we introduced the mini fridge um i was like trying to lead into it i was trying to make a funny joke or something i was trying to set it up yeah and i go so let's um and then cam's like what is this magic i was like i was thirsty bruv i know but I was trying to set up the introduction to the magic mini fridge. Our fucking sheet that we ripped off, it was a towel. Yeah.

Well, the first episode where we shared it, we had a difficulty with the camera. Oh, yeah. So our first reveal where I relayed the whole story, the backstory backstory of it wasn't actually recorded so but then the following episode we did an actual reveal but man we've got three pork butts in the smoker tomorrow night it's going down we're having they all pass the smack test we're having the cornhole tournament oh yeah we should tell sp. But I just wanted to... I'm coming for that trophy. When we were in...

Oh, man. When we were in Fairway picking up the pork butts a little while ago, I, you know, in true male fashion, when you see a big chunk of meat, you got to open hand and slap that thing. You got to give it a little. You got to give it the slap test so we're standing there and it was packed they must have been have like memorial day

probably um or labor day labor day labor day um and i just smacked this thing and it was so loud and then this guy just like turns around and looks like what the fuck and then i just like go like i don't know if they have like i turned to the beer and i just like go like i don't know if they have like i turned to the beer and i was like acting like i didn't know what just happened but um yeah these these pork butts i'm running up and down the stairs we got the girls upstairs they're supposed to be watching the temperature they're supposed to relay to me if things get too out of whack which what do we think boys Are they actually ever going to come down here once? No.

They're going to go, we forgot. Probably. That thing's going to be at 350 by the time we're done. They're going to be like hockey pucks. No. I just put new charcoal in there, so it should hold its heat for a while, pretty steady. But you know who else was sweating like crazy today?

Oh, fuck. Go into that. Go into that. Oh, my God. I raked bunkers with him today the dude burned 600 calories by hole 16 jesus dude his fucking legs look like he put fucking i don't know like a honey glaze on them they were just soaked i don't know something like shiny like like baby oil yeah when you get a roll from kfc and you just open it up and it just so his shorts his shorts were like dark gray and they turned black so i was changing cups and i caught up to you on seven and you were

like dude the sand pro cannot keep up with yeah i couldn't keep up with him and he were like, dude, the San pro cannot keep up with. Yeah. I couldn't keep up with him. And he's like, I turned the corner from six and he was going to eight. Like he was a whole hole ahead of him. He was like, dude, he is drenched in sweat. And I was like,

Oh shit. And I got, and I, and then I went to eight and I pulled up on him and he was dripping. Like his hair was wet. By the time Jake caught up, Ben was just passed out of bunker going, beer! No, no, no.

Dude, he was, oh, man. And I forgot to tell you, when we were on town, I was like, I like to be done around 11. And he goes, and I pulled up to him, we were on 7 by the T's on town. And he goes, god damn it, it's on town. He goes, God damn it. It's fucking 11.05. I'm so pissed. We're so slow. I'm like, dude, we're fine.

It's just us two. That's done by 11 with like five guys, not two. You guys didn't rake the edges? It was just him. He was doing the edges. And I was sand proing. We started a new thing where we rake the edges first, and then the sand pro goes in. Yeah, so I was sand proing behind him raking all the bunkers but towards the end of the day they were working on irrigation

oh man and right at the right at the very like the lot we were packing the we're packing the solder on the last head he does a backwards somersault and goes oh my leg's cramping I was like what? He's like oh man my calf was cramping. I was like you know what happens when you cramp? It's cause you're not drinking any water

Well he sat down in the same pro cause he I let him rake the last two bunkers on Talon. He sat down in the sand pro because I let him rake the last two bunkers on Talon. He sat down in the sand pro and he goes, He got a fucking hammy crimp and he's just like moving around on the little sand pro. Like he didn't get off? No, he didn't get off, but he's just sitting there going, You just see Ben just baha-ing across everything i literally oh my leg i was like

i was like what the hell just happened i was like did you just get stuck and he goes i gotta hear me his leg is rigamortis and sticks locked so he has the throttle pin and he can't he just throws himself off. He's like, oh, man. You're like, what happened? He's like, oh, man, my leg locked up. I had a bad hammy cramp. For those of you that don't know, we're talking about Ben, who was previously on.

He did a couple episodes with Spencer and I. Yeah, he's been on a couple times. That dude's an animal. He gets after it. Holy fuck. To say the least you gonna say it what nothing all this all this talking you know i'm getting cotton mouth my okay my tongue's starting to cramp up. We don't want Cam's tongue to cramp up, so I think we better, I don't know, I think we better get, I think we better open the mini fridge.

Open her up, crack her. That's up to you guys. I mean, I'm just a. I'm fucking thirsty. I'm just a. You gotta do the honors of knocking. I'm just a lowly podcast host. You guys are the ones that.

You gotta knock. But you're, okay, you're in the driver's seat though. I, yeah. Spencer, the first time Spencer came on, he's like, I want to sit and man the mini fridge. Or like the second time, or like one of the times you were... I want to man the mini fridge. Let me just shut up

real quick. Let's see what we got here. What do we got here? We got some golden lights. And I'm pretty sure it was someone's golden birthday on Tuesday. And it wasn't Cam. And it wasn't me. Guys, I hate talking about myself, as you know.

But as Spencer is alluding to, we're recording this on a Friday. Three days late. Four days late from when we should have uploaded, but we've had a busy week behind us. A busier week next week. On Tuesday, it was my 27th birthday on the 27th of august so it was my golden birthday so obviously i think the magic mini fridge hooked us up with some golden lights to celebrate the golden birthday you know and some douchebag forgot to tell him happy birthday actually i didn't forget because the whole day didn't pass but it was about six o'clock when i told him oh that tastes so good yeah it does um should i tell them what so cam calls me on my birthday and i'm in the middle

of working and i get a call from cam and i go oh cam's calling me he must be calling me to wish me happy birthday you know most people send a text but cam he's a better guy than that he's much more personal than a than a happy birthday text you know so he calls me i answer it he goes what are you doing i go i'm just working and he goes oh well hey since we're coming up on friday which is today can we please please please get chipotle for dinner like he was begging me i'm just like yeah we can get chipotle it's not it's not that big of a deal and he goes all right i'll let you get back to work and i'm like and then he hangs up and i'm like okay i didn't really think anything of it

you know i'm used to random phone calls from you about random shit about random shit then later on in the evening he calls me facetimes me and just goes i must be the worst best friend ever and i'm like what and you're like i forgot to tell you happy birthday i'm like oh like i didn't even really realize that you did like but and then and then what you you go i said i'll have four keystones for you. No, no, no. No, no, no. You go, well, I'll have four more keystones for you. And I'm like, four more?

It's just such a weird way of putting it. I'll have four more beers for you. Like, on top of how much. That Chipotle's working its way through my system. How are you feeling? We did go to Chipotle. I am fucking bloated as shit. I've seen some big burritos in my life. And we've feeling? We did go to Chipotle. I am fucking bloated as shit. I've seen some

big burritos in my life and we've talked about this on the pod before. Some of our Chipotle orders. Dude, I've seen some of your Chipotle orders. Right. And I know I can fucking... What the fuck is that? The first one. You done already? Yeah. We've got a long day

ahead of us tomorrow. You do what you want. I'm not hauling ass I was parched, my tongue was already in a cramp How does it feel now? I had to drink water It feels a lot better Because if not, I can Nevermind

Suck it down your sarcophagus His burrito, I shit you not Was There is, I mean There's nothing to compare Normally people are like dude that breed was like a fetus but like i don't think fetuses come out this big like it was it was well she rolled it like a fucking it was like a volleyball imagine you took a volleyball but

then smushed it into an oval that's about how big it was. It was massive. So damn near a flat volleyball. Yeah. Just a deflated volleyball. And then Bailey got a regular burrito, but she put so much guac and lettuce on it that they had to double wrap hers. And then when they felt the bag, you know it's a lot when the workers go, that bag is crazy. Like just feeling the weight of it. Yeah. Even the workers were surprised. I kind of felt bad felt bad i didn't i thought it was awesome that that girl that was the biggest burrito she's ever handled in her life she was like she well see a lot of them i've watched them roll some pretty

big burritos and i think they all fuck up when they take it and they all shove it to the center yeah i don't get that they take everything they shove it to the center. Yeah, I don't get that. They take everything and they mash it to the middle and then they try to roll it. It's like okay, well now you just took something that you could have stretched out. It's basically like taking a hot dog and trying to roll it the skinny ways. It's like no. What are you doing? Yeah, it's not a rapid burrito.

But there is one chick that we were talking about. Every time she's like done. Every other time we go, they match it to the middle and it just looks like a fucking i don't even know use the length of the burritos to your advantage is that what your guy does they're like quarter over my roller yeah my main roller. Dude, that guy can roll your burritos, though. Which one was it? It was the guy that works over... Not where we go from work.

The other one. Oh, the one on 70th? Yeah. I think he does it like that. He was there, but I think he's gotten so good at rolling that he's moved up to, like... Kitchen. Right. He's passed that.

He can roll Jake's burritos every whoo he's my guy and then it makes him a fucking mess when they just yeah they like quarter overlap it they got this much tortilla and then they mash it together and make it like this much tortilla it's like okay well that was really fucking awesome wasn't't it? Probably. It was pretty cool. Hey, what time is it? Okay. I've been doing that all week because for my birthday, Lena got me an Apple Watch. As you can see, I have my Apple Watch on here.

And it's my favorite things about it are not only that I can get like notifications, like if Tom's calling me or Craig's calling me, I can like look and see, um, but so far my favorite, it can track my sleep. Um, and then like how many calories and steps and stuff I'm burning.

But, um, one of the other features, it can like track your heart rate and, um, it will like track a pattern of your heart rate throughout the day and um it'll say four o'clock his heart rate has a little spike almost every day it'll say because that's when we're leaving well that's when you're home you

know you just get home from work This is what I wanted to get into. Does it actually? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. This is what I wanted to get into. This is what I wanted to get into. That's why your steps are so high. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It picks up this motion. Hey, hear me out.

He's already a step ahead of me. So it'll track like your minimum and your maximum, and then it'll show like your average resting heart rate, your average walking heart rate. Now, you've already beat me to the punch, but... My bad. That's okay. It's kind of... This is something like...

Do you think you should leave it on? Or do you think like... Like, if you had an Apple apple watch do you think you would like i'm gonna take this off so the people i'm sharing my health stats with don't see there's a just a spike well maybe you went for maybe you went for a jog or watch a scary movie or something so no i definitely watch a thriller i definitely leave that shit every day so have you shared that to lena so i've only had it for like two Dude, just keep like nonchalant showing her and be like, I don't know what this spike's from. I don't know what this spike's from.

Can we please? Because Connor has a whoop. Yeah. Will you please call him right now? Call him right now because I want him to weigh in on this. Let me talk to him. And just see where his spike's at? No, yeah.

I want to. Imagine this when he's at school. Connor was on last week, and he has a whoop, which is even more in-depth towards the fitness side. Yeah. So I would call him, but my phone's recording. So let me talk to him. Let me talk to him.

Boner. If he even answers. He might be asleep. What? It's 8.30 He's old And senile He's got that game tomorrow

Coach No it's today They're probably still at the game It's today? Yeah Oh yeah Tonight? Today's Friday

Because he's coming to your party If they got to play Oh Your call has been forwarded to voicemail They're probably at the game Was it tonight? Send him a text Saying we're recording and we have a question for you. Was it tonight?

It was during the day. It was a tournament. Hopefully they played because if it was getting rained out, then they would have to play tomorrow so then he wouldn't be able to make it. But, so, we'll see if we can get Connor on the horn, but basically all we... Oh my god. I have two texts from Connor and they are not good texts. Why?

Because he said, sorry I can't talk right now. And I said, oh fuck, you got a bitch on your dick? And I remember he called me right after that and goes, dude, one of my fucking players saw that over my shoulder today just now no i told him no that was like a couple weeks ago oh it was just in a text we don't really text i thought you were about to say you couldn't make it to my party but that'd be awesome um so basically i've just been like showing this thing off all week. Yeah. Going like,

like every time I roll up to Gabe, I just go and he's, yeah, he's catching on. And so I was realizing today, cause I was rolling by Mark. He was on the sidewinder. Oh,

hi Mark. Yeah. Oh, hi Mark. Oh, hi Mark. I was rolling by him and I looked at him and I just went, because he also has an apple

watch yeah and he was just kind of like like he didn't know how to react and then it dawned on me in that moment like if i had bought this for myself i wouldn't be able to do what i'm doing because if i bought myself an apple watch and i was just going around going like look i have an apple watch now. It's completely different. But if someone else bought it for me, I could be like, look what my girlfriend bought me. You know what I mean? You know what I just realized? So you can only

show off things that other people buy you. You were that kid at show and tell, were you? What? That was like, they're like, Jake, come up and you're like, no, I'm going last. I'm like, look at my train whistle. I'm going last. I'm like, look at my train whistle. I'm going last. I'm going last. Mine's the coolest.

Best for last. Did I tell you that when I did Trace's speech for his wedding, I insisted that I go last? Did I not tell you this? You told me that. I was supposed to go second to last and I was like you should put me last I shit you not because it was going to be Alyssa's cousin

that went after me and I was like have her go before me because my speech is going to be way better than hers and it's going to suck all the air out of the room if I go and then she walks up there you know the whole I don't know how I'm supposed to top that don't worry about it let me go last and then no one has to top it i was just so accurate you are i can't help it that's just the way i am but i can't help oh maybe not for

every situation but in that respect i was like i know my speech is gonna be good i practiced it i rehearsed it i memorized it it. It's going to be funny. I put a lot of effort into this. Hey, quick one for you. Just a quick one. We have a special guest attending tomorrow. Who? Pig.

Pig. Oh. Right? We're not playing fucking charades here, man. Jesus Christ. One word. Three letters. right we're not playing fucking charades here man jesus christ one word three letters oh fuck i can't arm animal i'm so fucking bloated right now i can't flex my abs it was just blow everything out the top. Just right about here? Right about my fucking top and bottom of my ribs. Every time I laugh, it just presses my belly out, and it feels like my ribs are going to shatter into a million pieces.

Do you have Pig's number or Snap? We exchanged a couple hockey memes on Instagram, but that's about it. DM him on Instagram because he goes, Am I invited? And Jake said, You have to come. Call him right now. He won't answer. He doesn't answer calls.

What the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. I've never talked to Pig. Report a video of me and send it to him. I've never talked to Pig on the cell phone. You've never talked to him on a cell phone? No. He's literally one of your best friends.

Yeah. You've never spoken to him on the cell phone? Uh-uh. All right, send a video. Mason P. Pig. What is it? Gee? Yeah.

Mason Pig Gee. I'm reaching out to you right now live on my own podcast to express to you how serious I am about this formal invitation to the 2024 Golden Shower Cornhole tournament jake's golden 27th birthday party you're coming extravaganza and there's no if ands or buts about it and we're gonna drink about a million of these be there it was really expensive we went to the store about a million of them hey how did you feel this morning when you spammed Jake's Instagram and he gave you a nice little reply? It was great. How bad did it hurt your brain?

Really hard. Why did it hurt your brain? Because my brain really doesn't work that hard and you wrote me like two paragraphs and I had to fucking read that early in the morning. You did a great job of reading it in the car to Bailey. Yeah. You only hit, you only missed like a couple words. Yeah, but it was in a paragraph, so. I think one of the words you missed was, um, what was it?

Relatable? I think you, I think you got hung up on relatable. Yeah, that's, no. It was probably like I or something. No, no, no. I think I was talking about on relatable Yeah that's no It was probably like I or something No no no I think you were talking about the Spongebob meme On I The alphabet is where I draw the line I can read I can count but alphabet

You know how many letters are in the alphabet Nope You gotta be fucking kidding me It starts with A and ends in Z I don to know. I don't know how many... Well, there you go, buddy. How many letters are in it?

Don't count on your fingers. You know this. Come on. 36. Oh, boy. No. It ends in a six. Not 36, but...

There's 56 states. What? No, no, no. You know how many states are in the United States? Yes, but I'm on the spot right now. Oh my god. Oh no. How many states are in the United States, Cam?

50. Yes. Thank god. Sorry. I almost had to end this podcast. We were going to have a short. It's 26. 26 letters. You knew that. You were a little confuzzled. When people put me on the spot.

Are you nervous? Yeah, I hate when people put me on the spot. You want to check your heart rate with my Apple Watch? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I shut the door on your finger? My hand. Oh, jeez. Anyways,

so how's the course been, immaculate you guys been eating grass awesome well that's really that silent when i'm not talking do i feel that much of the of the dead air with my own voice yeah well i said something nobody was responding you want to hear a funny story sure Sure. Because I remember. Shot out of a cannon. What were you supposed to remind me? Uh-oh. Wait, hold on.

I have it written down. I told him he wouldn't be able to remember. Ben, Salt Dogs Game. Yes, attaboy. In the urinal? Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, man.

Dude, we're putting Ben on blast this episode. He's not even here to fucking defend himself. We're not putting him on blast. All we did was talk about how good a heart of a worker he is. Yeah, we're greenlighting him. He's a fucking animal. We're greenlighting him. Yes.

Instead of redlighting. What's the... Or no gaslighting. What's the opposite of gaslighting? Greenlighting. Is it? Hyping a mofo up. Is that actually?

I know. I don't know if there's an actual thing, but that's what it's going to be. What is? Yo, bro, this guy needs green lit. And then just... Actually... Is he in the Bloods? What is that red bandana for?

I don't know. He just wears a bandana. Hey! He's high as a kite. What is the opposite of green? His fucking one eye is completely shut. The dude's got one eye open. He's got as a kite. What is the opposite of green? His fucking one eye is completely shut. The dude's got one eye open. He's got a bandana on.

Maybe he's just like in his pirate mode right now. I can't guarantee you it's not. Arr, matey. What is the opposite of gaslighting? Critical thinking. The opposite of gaslighting is critical thinking, not validation or difference or coddling. Uh-oh. It's greenlighting.

Okay, so we were actually... Well, no, actually, I just thought about that. I just thought about that. We probably shouldn't use that because that's what the cartel does when they want somebody killed. They just greenlight. What? Yeah, like if somebody says, like, you've been greenlit, that means like... Well, greenlit, okay, greenlit is a very broad term.

Like, when people submit a script to, like, a movie company and they greenlight it, that means they're accepting it. I didn't know that was a thing. That's definitely a thing. I'm not that intelligent. It's not just for cartel to be like, we can kill that guy now. There's a lot more different instances and we're green lighting ben yeah we are we're definitely green lighting we are the ultimate hype men okay so urinal let me get there you're salt dogs so last night was our buddy Zane's last home game as a Lincoln Salt Dog. So Spencer, Ben, and I went to the game.

Somewhere right down there. Speaking of green, Cam's throwing in a little lip pillow. Upper deckie. Anyways, I'm listening. Oh, after this story, I got something that we talked about at work. Great. So we went to Zane's last home game. We were trying to beat the rain because Storm was rolling in.

It was a lot of fun. It was $3 tall boys. That was nice. Which was really nice. So did you guys get a little sauced? Or did you guys behave? We pretty much behaved. I had a little bit of a buzz. It wasn't like we got tanked.

No. And Tom was there. And he sat by us. And we sat right behind Zane in right field. Heckled him a little bit. Heckled him a little bit. But I went to the gift shop and found game worn salt dogs jerseys and i found one with his number on it and i it said 50 and i was like

it's worth it and i took it up there and she was like she rang it up she's like 26 50 or something like that like dude i just whipped around i whipped around to the door like because she's like at the back of it like the back of the store and the doors in the front when she said that i just instantly whipped around i'm like oh my god like she fucked up like she misrung it up yeah like i thought she like which i did not like ring it up wrong and i'm like oh my god which I did not do a very good job of because I was like I went like that I made that face and she was like they're half off like it's right

and I'm like oh okay and I was like yeah and then I was like don't be a dad and be like we know the guy who wears this jersey but I was like he's our buddy like I couldn't help it I was like we know him and she. Like, I couldn't help it. I was like,

we know him. And she's like, okay, well, these jerseys are like six or seven years old, so he may not have actually worn it. And I just go, it was his. And then,

and then she's just like, she was just like, okay, whatever you want to think. So, like, did you buy one? No,

they only had one. They only had one. And it was XL. I'm not going to go buy someone else's random. Shrink, shrink. I'm not going to buy some random Salt Dogs jersey if it's not James. You just, like, go buy, like, a number six, and you just duct tape a one on it. Yeah, you could.

But, so, we walked out, and I immediately put it on while they were doing the national anthem. And Ben was like, oh, shoot. And he, like, took his hat off and just stood right there and i just like threw the jersey on we watched the game three dollar tall boys so consequently we had to pee a few times um some more than others ben you had to pee a lot yeah how many times did you pee two or three three times that's the only thing that sucks is there bathrooms out by the yeah city they're like so they're down at the corner aren't they yeah they're like center field just like to the right of it a little bit right by the one of the entrances dude they had the

freaking heaters on in the bathrooms they don't want them to freeze up, dude. Oh my god. It's getting cold out. So, it started to rain. That's why we moved. It started to rain and we hightailed it to get underneath. Like along the first baseline. So we're standing there. Grabbed another hot dog and some cheese fries. Hot goes down. Cheese fries are so good.

Is it as expensive as Husker Games? Oh no. No. No. $5. $5 for cheese fries. hot goes down is it as expensive as Husker games oh no $5 for cheese fries what is it $2.50 for a dog or was it $5 for a dog no it was less everything's a solid number

right I think it was $4 for a dog you might be right but um by probably the seventh inning stretch oh him and i our tanks were full so we had to go to the bathroom he going to the bathroom spencer veers off to the left and hightails it for the stalls you know because he's a pussy doesn't want to pee in a urinal next to so i'm just kidding i don't know where you went i went

to a different year you just went because they. Because they have like each wall has a section of three urinals. Right. So him turns right. I turn right with him. There's a guy, like an old guy with white slicked back hair in the far right urinal. And Ben goes to the middle one. And the short one's on the left. And I walk up to the left one. And he goes, I'm giving you the short one. So he's standing to the middle one, and the short one's on the left, and I walk up to the left one,

and he goes, I'm giving you the short one. So he's standing in the middle, I'm standing in the left one, I pull my shorts down, and I just go, oh my god, my dick looks like a button in a fur coat.

And him starts laughing so hard, but he's trying to hold it in because there's a stranger right next to him that definitely also heard what I just said. And as he's laughing, I can hear his pee going... Because he's laughing and he's tensing up. He laughed for the duration of his piss. Until he was done peeing, he was laughing. laughing and then i don't know i didn't i didn't see what the other guy's reaction was but i'm assuming it was the funniest thing you've ever heard so he was probably like what oh my god jake this one's for actually speaking of jokes before um i heard that joke connor's calling oh my god hey hey this is jake killam you're live live on the grass studies podcast so don't say the n word

um i i have a question for you so um i got an apple watch right and we were talking about some of its features and uh the whole you know sleep thing and the tracking of the heart rate. But you have a whoop. Yes. Which is a little bit more hardcore. More high tech. More high tech towards kind of the fitness side of things.

Yeah. So my question is, do you leave it on when you jerk off? Or do you take it off because you don't want your fitness buddies to see your heart rate spike? Straight into the meat and potatoes. Well, the nice thing is you don't have to charge it for five days, so that will tell you a lot. But yeah, I do. I leave yeah I do you leave it on yeah I heard a whistle the back are you at the games right now oh no we're in the basement you sure you might be cutting out a little bit are you at the ball

field right now oh you're okay cuz Oh, that's good I heard whistles and I'm like, well, I guess there's no whistles in softball He's just in the dugout There are no whistles in softball He's in the dugout, you go, do you leave it on when you beat off or do you take it off? Do you share your, like, um Because, like, with the Apple Watch you can share, like, your fitness and stuff with other people Yeah Are you in a group with anyone?

No, like, for Whoop I don't know I guess the only one is, like, the Nebraska one with other people are you in a group with anyone so if there's a random person in Nebraska going Jesus Christ let's do that 4 p.m. is just having a Heart spike. So if you were... I mean, it does track strains, and that's a lot of strain on our body. So if you were in a group, do you think you would be more apt to take it off when you're having some me time? Probably, yeah. I probably would.

Okay. I mean, that's a fair answer. This is almost like, are you a sitting down, laying down, or standing up kind of guy. I mean, it's basically standing in the background. Okay, Mr. Standing up in the scene. It's Cam and Spencer and I are recording.

Okay, so you know how you said when we were on the podcast how, hey, when we golf and Spencer's just not doing well, and you're like, I want you to just hear Cam's voice just so you can get mad. You were right. I listened to Cam's voice, and I knew it was him, and I'm just, like, severely upset right now. Hey, you know what? Fuck you. Oh, man, you want to put my Apple Watch on and see what your heart rate is?

Yeah. Okay. It's going to start going off. It's going to call 911 because I'm having a fucking heart attack. His knees are shaking. So if you were in a fitness group, you'd have to take it off because you don't, like it's 11pm

and just, oh my god, every night at 11pm, Connor is just redlining. Well, I guess it doesn't really track that. It doesn't. Yeah, it's not like a workout on Apple Watch. It'll say, oh, you going for a run

you know what you should do is um what would you like to accept it'd be it'd be cool if you you know i know i know you're not made of money and whoops are pretty expensive but to have a dedicated jerk off whoop and do like a spreadsheet to see like which genres of videos, which actresses, and create like a chart. Just get the little guy going. That's a legitimate plan. Like, I mean, honestly, maybe that's our next research paper is to do something like that. You might be able to get behind this or, I mean, get ahead of this and be like the jerk-off-for-fitness guy.

Oh, my God. That's your million-dollar idea, Connor. That is. It's like a shake-weight. It's basically like a – It is a shake-weight. It's like a shake weight. It's basically like a... It is a shake weight. It's like a shake weight. I mean, I don't know how much weight you're moving,

but I guess it varies per person. Well, obviously, according to your wheelchair story, probably not as good with, like, what you said, what she got from Kornikam, the goods you got down there. Tune in to watch episode four to know what connor's talking about according to me an episode four no no no you're good you're good um but yeah you could totally get ahead of this and be like if you join my eight-week program for merely three times a day one shoulder will get bigger than the other we just we just

you know no because massive forearm Because next time I'm on there, it's just going to pop up, you know, like the ads. It's just going to pop up with Connor's face and be like, do what this guy does. Be like this guy. That's just motivation to go harder because they see my face and they'll just get pissed.

It's more... They'll probably get scared thinking there's Steve in a mine shaft and there's a fucking Minecraft skeleton this'll work for me like Spencer instead of my face you put a photo of a Minecraft skeleton it's the same thing well how about this how about this instead of it

just being a dedicated workout you know everyone knows you're getting better gains from lifting weights but if you focus if you focus more on the cardio aspect of it you know no one likes to no one likes to run or jog you know be instead of doing cardio just you know when track your heart rate when connor finally does get in that fitness group everyone be like dude geez how'd you get your heart rate up last night that high did you

do like legs arms arms, or chest? Or what? And he's like, no, I did shoulders. I did arm. I did shoulders and forearms. I did shoulder. I did arm. Arms? No, arm. I just did arm. I did wrist. Forearm and shoulder. I did forearm and shoulder and hand.

Maybe a little bit of wrist, you know. You only work out one side, you're like, it's not big for two. For some people, it'd be two fingers. All right, thanks for weighing in. I was dying to hear what you had to say about that. Spencer called me, and there's no service. So then all of a sudden, my phone just started blowing. He goes, call me ASAP.

We're recording. I'm like, this has to be really good so i gotta call well well he just he just put you on the last and said he said he said he got in trouble um sending you a kind of an explicit text message that one of your uh players apparently read over your shoulder oh he so no no nobody didn't read it oh i thought you said she was right over your shoulder no they were behind me like getting ready to bat so like i i like saw he was calling me and i hit the button on my apple watch that says sorry i can't talk now and then i get like this text and like um it said,

I know you're, like, doing this or that or whatever. I can't remember what it was. No, it says, what are you doing? You got a bitch on your dick? Yeah, and then I saw it, and then you know how you can smack your watch to make it disappear? I literally did that so hard, and, like, I was just, like, I was like, oh, my God, I hope nobody saw that.

You're just like, I hope no one saw that. She's like, why is your heart rate spiking at 11 p.m.? All right, Connor, thanks for tuning in. Yeah that you're just like i hope no one saw that she's like why is your heart rate spiking all right connor thanks for tuning in yeah you're welcome we greatly appreciate you weighing in we got about 20 more minutes to go here but sorry my voice pisses you off hey we'll see you tomorrow and you can take it up whatever beef you have with cam you can take it up in person okay we'll just do uh we'll just settle it with cornhole Maybe you guys will be partners That'd be pretty neat Yeah we'll figure it out Oh god fuck you Hey

You'll be thankful to have me as your partner Okay goodbye Connor Okay goodbye Alright see ya buddy Bye They will talk for fucking days. Good old bones. I love it.

You got out of that bit. What was I going to say? Oh, yeah. I have yet to jerk off with my Apple Watch on. Just so everyone knows. This will be a good... Pig wants to be a guest on the pod now. I made everybody die laughing that I was working with the other morning and

this one comes straight from you because it's the first time i heard it from you so we were cutting a water main the other day oh wait wait wait um i was about to give credit to that uh button in a fur coat joke okay i was watching a documentary about ryan dunn from jackass and they said that was um something he always liked to say referring to his dick he's like it was like johnny knoxville in an interview he's like he always said his his penis looked like a button in a fur coat and i thought that was the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard and i was like i'm definitely taking that go ahead um anyways so the other day we were working on a water main and we thought we left enough dirt underneath of it so the

fucking, it wouldn't tip. Well, I cut into it and the demo saw went, ring! Like it grabbed? Yeah, well, because the pipe pinched on it. And then I couldn't get it back out. And they go, are you going to be able to get it back out? And I said, no, this is tired than a gnat's ass stretch over a rain barrel.

And everybody lost it. They're like, I've never heard that one before. I've also heard that from somewhere else too. I think your dad said it. Or your grandpa. No, no, no. I heard it during a sports documentary. Thank you.

And it was like a close play or something. That was close to the gnat's ass stretch over a rain barrel. It was a referee that had a mic and he's like, this one's going to be tighter than a Nats asterisk over a rain barrel. And I was like, that was a clever turn of phrase. I never heard it until you said it. And they're like,

where'd you get that one from? I was like, oh, one of my buddies from Lincoln. And they're like, does he have a podcast? And you're like, he does. He does. One guy listened to it from work. Okay, have you been selling it to your coworkers? Yeah, but nonchalantly.

We've got a lot of people this summer listening to it. We have. People are bored, man. I was telling them. What? People don't have anything going on. Dude, Connor might be one of the most committed fans. He listens to it and then watches it.

I mean, it's a great show. It is. Funny show. Mind-numbing. That's my whole goal with this. It's just you don't need to think about those bills. Those bills can wait. You can sit here and watch us talk about to take a poll we got to take a poll

okay since this is an ongoing thing about my face or voice frustrating people into doing better in life yes how many people does this affect me because i'm i'm golfing i to be honest I could be a motivational speaker and not say anything look at my face and they're just like I need to get a job I don't want to be like this guy when I grow up

you're like look at my face they're like I need to quit drinking might as well just run for president oh fuck what else Might as well just run for president. Oh, fuck. What else? Have you burped yet this episode? I burped a couple times. You guys have been proud.

You guys have been proud to know. I have became a lot farther. I do too when I save it up for a few days. What time is it? now every time I touch I do too when I save it up for a few days now that I've now I can touch a beer and I can be like alright I'm gonna take it slow and I can drink only one or two now you care about that?

normal people talk like this guys it's totally normal I can pick up a beer and not lose myself to it sometimes though i'll come out of you buddy i'll come home and i'll drink a beer i'll watch some tv i'll go mo and then bae's like let's throw something on the grill tonight and then i'll throw something on the grill and i just well i'm not gonna not drink while i'm grilling i won't even think about it i'll just be sitting there drinking and drinking and drinking. Then I get ready to go to bed.

I'm like, man, I'm kind of fucked up. Or you get too far when Ruger's just going like, maybe you should slow down. Did you just talk? What the fuck does this beer have in it? You know,

it's bad when Ruger like tries to knock it out of your hand. It's like, Dad's hurting himself. Oh, fuck. What were you going to say? You had something funny to say. Oh, I forgot. I did. I really did.

No, you didn't. We were talking about... All right, let's recap. Okay. We were talking about Ben a lot. We went the salt dogs game we saw ben we got jersey we called connor talked about the whoop talked about the apple watch talked about alcohol these girls cutting water we must be maintaining heat solid because we have not heard well i did tell lena if it drops she can put a chunk of wood in there so maybe she's been doing that

a nat's aspect of a rain barrel. We just talked about that. You were like, when you get done with this story. Yeah, it was before the bin story. The urinal story. You're like, when you get done with this story, I got something funny to say about work. Something about work. Bruce Ish.

He was both your ass. Scotty Ish is still there he hasn't walked off yet oh my god I said a funny joke about Bruce today what was it oh if Bruce was in the military and that guy goes are you eyeballing me boy

and he goes I don't think so I hope not I did ask Ben on hole 18. I was like, are you dying on me? And he goes, no. These bunkers are just bigger than Africa. Is that what it was?

No. I have no idea. Bigger than Africa. Bigger than Africa. Is Africa that big? His shirt was drenched. It looked like... It looked like someone, like... You know how, like,

when you wring out a shirt when it gets soaked and it gets all wrinkly? Yeah. It looked like the pre- like, pre-ring out of a shirt. It was just like...

And then he got put on irrigation work. So he was... We did two... Wet and muddy. So Ben's came a lot farther in your in like no he didn't mean he's that was the first time he'd done irrigation yeah he learned a couple things that um it was more more along the lines of like mowing i think a happy hollow changed cups

there a couple times because he had only changed them Yeah In some wilderness Cause I did ask him like What'd you learn over there So But I mean I remember

I remember It wasn't something funny But we talked about it at work I wanna know of Cam's opinion On what the difference is Mud and dirt We'll get to that.

Okay, okay. The difference between wintergreen zins and spearmint zins. Oh, yeah. I can't really weigh in on this. So, thankfully, you guys don't have to hear me for the next 10 minutes. Because we talked about it with Jake at work. I think it was Thursday. I don't know.

I would say my biggest difference is if i'm going to like because you had the blue ones and you said they they're ass they tasted like bengay smells yes yeah they're they do the cool mint yeah they're awful yeah that's all whenever i put them in that's all for some reason i can you know how like your taste and your smell go, like... Yeah. ...coordinate? Yeah. For some reason, I swear to God, like, I smell Bengay, and then it's like... It just puts the taste in my mouth. Like, I can just assume what it would taste like.

I don't even have to try it. Bengay is like powder, right? Like baby powder? No. What is Bengay? Bengay is like... It's a gel. It's like...

Icy hot. It's like Vicks. It's like icy hot yeah it's like icy hot yeah it's like a gel it was icy hot yeah who was it it was it was early that said yeah early said icy hot smells yeah but no like early eli oh he's coming tomorrow but no like spearmint because i have spearmint and cam has wintergreen right and i said what's the difference i think i feel like the wintergreen just has more of a like bold flavor to it i believe you said wintergreen is just more wintry see but for some reason i don't't know. They're both green. People can sit there and, like, leave a zen in until it's, like, nothing. That's me.

I flip those bitches and then I chew on them. I... See, now, if I'm going to an event where I probably shouldn't be, like, sitting in there, then, like... Like, you don't want people to see you popping them in well not like I'm like afraid of it like a more formal place but yeah like a formal place where it kind of looks a little trashy

yeah if you're just sitting there like I'll go with spearmint but dude the amount of people on nicotine these days yeah but I'm saying like I feel like you could go to a wedding and see the'd be like yeah i went to a volleyball game the other night okay but it would look weird like we're bachelors and cam's wedding if me and you were just like popping zines like that would be like like how on stage you're like how addicted are yeah like okay say that say if i'm in like one your guys' wedding and I'm gonna have to go up on stage

and I'm like, man, I could use some nicotine while I'm up there. You'd do it before. Yeah, I'd do it before. You wouldn't be just, like, throwing them in. Winter greens, I won't,

I don't leave in for, like, ever. Versus spearmint, I can because it's not like... It's not as bold of a flavor. Spearmints don't burn my stomach as bad. And it's not, I think winter not as bold of a flavor. Spearmints don't burn my stomach as bad. And it's not... I think wintergreen has a real bold flavor.

Yeah, you said it was more sharp. Or you said spearmint was more sharp. Yeah, spearmint's sharper in the beginning, but wintergreen holds its flavor longer, and it's bold. It's like... Spearmint is literally like gum. Like, you put a piece of gum in,

and then you put gum in. That's what spearmint tastes like, the spearmint gum. Yeah, and then over time... It hits hard, like, bam. Over time, you know, you'll finally bite that pocket that hasn't quite been touched by your saliva yet, and then you get a good taste of the spearmint. I don't know, because I don't zen. No, we're talking gum.

Oh, gum. The spearmint gum. You'll throw a piece of gum in, you'll be, like, chewing on it. I like to throw gum in and just sit right in my lip. Yeah, and then you just finally hit that pocket that hasn't been touched by saliva yet. Flip it over. And you get another piece of... No, the wintergreen holds that flavor for a long time.

For a while, Bruce was on those grinds. Those coffee pouches. Coffee grinds! He gave me one once, and I'm just like, what am I doing? It's like 30 milligrams of caffeine this isn't anything that did no george didn't you blink at that i'd have to that's like cannon this guy can you go spray this over because like i got my this guy i work with always like he's like man i so tired. And he'll go in and get like a Mountain Dew Kickstart. I'm like,

dude, that's like 100 milligrams of caffeine. 80. 80? Is that how much they have? Oh my god. I'm pretty sure. But like, I'm pretty sure. Oh my god, did you tell Cam about our Casey's run today? I did. Well, I didn't give Did you tell Cam about our Casey's run today?

I did. Well, I didn't give him explicit details. Take it from the top. Take it from your perspective. Okay, me and Ben were behind Jake in line. And it's Friday. Payday. Yeah, she's working. She was working.

Not your girlfriend, the other one. No. She must be on maternity leave. Yeah, I think she's gone. But anyways, Jake. 90 milligrams of caffeine. So you're a fucking degenerate if you know that. 90, I said 80, I was wrong.

Okay, I got it. 80% juice. I got a segment to go down here in a second. But Jake gets his $10 out, hits her, and she goes, Oop, you got me again again it's a power move and so he back and that drawer smacks i watch him i watch him walk over to the machine and i look at ben i go he's gonna go be a degenerate gambler watches he's gonna put five dollars i said five dollars in so you're giving him the play-by-play yeah i'm like he's

gonna put five dollars in and he's gonna win at least ten dollars and him goes okay and we look over first spin he put ten dollars in by the way first spin gets the bonus wheel one dollar was on fish oh yeah yeah officer angler it's my game dude and then as he's as he's doing his free game spins hits the bonus wheel again on like my last only second to last free game i get the bonus wheel again i hit the thing that made me a bunch of money was um three i got three of the like octopus icons or the squid icons and they're worth 20 and i got and i got that twice you got that twice on your first bonus wheel something like that but anyways i put in 10 and i ended up winning 73 and we got in the truck and we're pulling out of the parking lot and i go you know it's moments like this that really make me feel like the main character in a movie there's something does that ever happen to you yeah

or sometimes something really cool happens to you and you're like i might be living in a simulation because there's no way that just happened to me yeah like what do you think like i'm saying like random ass events that you feel like yeah that would never like someone dropped a wrench in the hole and you just like kick it with your foot and like catch it and you're like waistband or something like that and you're just like you're just like i do this shit not that like i'm just saying like walking around like just weird ass events take place that like the average human probably wouldn't like ever somehow yeah yeah shit like that's happening sometimes i'm just like i'm in the simulation and i'm the main character

it's times like that and and the other thing i said was there's something so satisfying about winning money in front of your boys yeah and then everybody's just hyping you it's It's one thing to be alone. If you're like, I want $73 today. Lena's like, nice. Everybody's hyping you up. I put two chunks on, but it still dropped me down to $200. Is that $200?

Two chunks of wood? Yeah. We got a 911. No, we don't have a 911. Oh, my a 911 Is the Oh my god Is the thing The vent on the way right

Is it open all the way Cause it was kinda If it's If it's like half closed Open it all the way And that'll let more air in That might make it burn faster Yes

Open See if that flap On the way right The vent see if it's open first. If it's open all the way, come get me and I'll come take a look. Cheers, boys. Anyways. Sorry for the interruption. We had an alert.

We had a 7-1 We had an alert I got two We had a 7-1-1 We had a 7-1-1 Not quite a 7-1-1 I got a funny story That I never told you guys Oh boy Lined up

But Real quick Line it up Quick tangent Jake how many milligrams Of caffeine is in a monster 160 A ghost

How many milligrams Of caffeine are in a bang 300 Ghost 200 He's a fucking C4 160. How many milligrams of caffeine are in a bang? 300. Ghost. 200. He's a fucking... C4. Which one?

The one you get at Casey's, the cans. So 200, but some of them, there's new ones that have 300. Guy knows his shit. Anyways, the funny story I was talking about... It might be 120. Some monsters i think are 120 so they might not be 160 at the gas station i go to in gothenburg the whoa monster caffeine content 86 okay that's okay 86 yeah i don't know what i was thinking of

maybe nos i think nos maybe um 60 caffeine content well go check on that real quick okay Thinking of maybe NOS. I think NOS maybe. 160 caffeine content. Well, go check on that real quick. Okay. So we can get to the story. Monster or Red Bull. I don't know. Probably depends on which one you get.

Are we just going to sit and say, oh, that's where he's going? No, you guys can talk about it. I'll be right back. I can't tell the story without you. But we can talk about something else. Oh, yeah. Anyways anyways my bachelor party i'm gonna bring these things at the gas station they have these deals called juice heads they're 12 milligrams they're like zins but they're 12 milligrams dude that's like breakers have you ever seen breakers is that the one that you pop yeah you bite it yeah they're so fucking good i want to try them

oh they're so good connor has them he or you have to order them what yeah do they last for like three hours it's they're so like they're not you don't even like 12 milligrams i'd be buzzing like a fucking honeybee. Those are... I think Connor has nines. And it doesn't, like... They're not, like, harsh nines. I mean, I have, like, the Vellos. There was a while that they didn't have any Zins in stock. Yeah. Besides coffee, and I'm like, dude...

Coffee are good, like, for three of them. But it's like... I'm not gonna sit there for a whole can Um But How's your bachelor trip gonna plan out Do we have enough people I don't know nobody's responding I need to text everybody

Because We haven't planned out like 130 If everybody comes it's like 130 bucks If we can we could get Subbed like I'm sure Ben would can, we could get it subbed. I'm sure Ben would go. Yeah, we might. I might just...

I don't know if that's what you want to do. That or we can just plan on doing something. We could probably just plan on coming down here. Fuck that. I thought you already got the Airbnb. No. I gotta wait to see how many people are doing it. I don't have that much money to book that bitch. It's like

$1,800. Oh my God. It might be more than that. Because there's 12 people supposed to come. It's $800 a night. Well, me and Jake took it off already. Well, yeah. I knew you guys were coming.

So we got you, like another sub, another two subs, so two guys that I work with if they're not on call, my dad and my brother, which my dad probably won't pay anything because he probably won't stay out there. So that's only five. If he has Ben, I'm sure Ben would go. Yeah, I just got to see how many people from the actual bachelor party are coming um well i guess my so we have six because my brother-in-law is filling in for the usher i got rid of and he said no matter what he'd pay the money even if he can't make it. Oh, damn. That's kind of nice.

So, anyways. Shwing, shwing. To the story now. Let's go. So, let's go there. So, shortly after we moved to Gothenburg, I was a little liquored up. Actually, I was fairly liquored up. Huh? What do you mean?

Right when we moved there. We had a fire. Like, in general? On a day-to-day basis? Or the day you got there? i got my my fire pit did i ever see a video of it yeah i think so and i got on clearance for like 20 bucks yeah well we had a fire pit that night and i was kind of fucking so the night you moved there yeah okay i was kind of sauced i was sitting there i'm like you know what i bet I could do six six

milligrams ends and be like leave me right dude it two minutes once they all activated I was fucking puking my guts out I got so Nick sick so fast yeah did you even so bad you just like do it was it just you and Bailey no we had a couple of my one of my friends that was that I grew did you do it? Was it just you and Bailey? No, we had a couple of my, one of my friends that was, that I grew up with. Did you even hit the, like, cold sweats? Or were you instantly, like, skip that part, puking? Like, actually, I wouldn't even say I was, like, that sauce. Like, I was, like, drunk.

But you know when you're that, like, that. You're at a good drunk. You're riding the line, yeah. Like, you're drunk, but you're still, like, cooking. As him would say, you're on a coin flip. You have to tell him that too. Nothing isn't like

You know when you get like that drunk and you're like sitting there and you're like swaying back and forth. You're like He's at the coin flip. He's at the coin flip. Yeah, it's the coin flip. He called heads and it was tails. If you're swaying back and forth, you's at the coin flip Yeah it's the coin flip He called heads and it was tails

If you're swaying back and forth you're past the coin flip No see Sometimes I get to the coin flip And I told Bailey this What is your coin flip what number How many beers is a coin flip for you But the coin flip is To me

Is I read a fine line If I'm drinking and i shut myself off a little early and i go to bed i'll have the spins like a motherfucker if i sit there and i'm like at that point where i'm like yeah if you hammer past it then you'll skip over the spins and just pass the fuck out i just sleep like a let's go like fucking blackout no it's not blacking out. I'm still perfectly coherent. But when I go to bed, I can sit there, lay there, and talk to Bailey and be just fine. Honestly, I feel like I know what you mean. I don't. You know, but if you go out and you drink six beers.

I haven't hit that yet. Actually, no, I don't. I think the spins set in for me when I'm really fucked up. Oh, no. Not at all. Dude, I either have the spins or I'm blacked out or not drunk at all it's like we went to my first gay wedding and we got so i guess i wasn't wait what i wasn't i wasn't i think i missed that we went to my first gay wedding remember we talked i think we talked

about that on the podcast no you didn't didn't. I listened to the last one. It was pretty interesting. Okay, so how did it go? Well, my tab at the end of the night was $150. Oh my god. So it went well. It went like that.

I was still perfectly coherent on the way home. I almost said something terrible. I was like I was sitting there one of Bailey's old co-workers came down and she ended up staying with us and Bailey was kind enough that she wasn't too fucked up.

She made us both pizza. Ooh, that's nice. But I was still like, I could tell you everything that happened up until that point. How good did that pizza taste? No, it wasn't browning out. Like, I just was sitting there, and I'm like, hmm, I'm tired. And I just fell asleep.

But, like, that's how it happened. I drink right to the perfect amount, and my head will touch the pillow, and it's just... Okay, do you want to hear the story about the coin flip? Yeah, I need to know what the coin flip is. Okay, so last Saturday, me and him and Chum went golfing. When we say him, by the way, we're talking about Ben. Yeah. So we all went golfing, us three.

You went with Chum? Yeah. Oh. Big chungus. Oh, big jungles. So we went golfing, and we were moving at a pretty good clip for the first nine holes, and then we caught up to these old geezers. I love how we've been using that term a lot. Who came up with that? Gabe.

Oh, yeah. But we caught up to them, and then it went slow, dude. Ben was like, he's getting frustrated, and he started hammering beers down. And there was a two- Which is kind of odd, because he doesn't ever really get frustrated. He's usually cool as a cucumber. Yeah, he's pretty cool collecting. But it's like me, though. I think it was more of, it was hot.

It was super hot last saturday and getting impatient yeah he just and playing the front nine like this and then he like was like oh my god like come on and they were not letting us play through and it was letting you play through no it was frustrating him see but and they were'm the same way, though. They were on the tee box, and they were hitting multiple shots. So it was just like a frustrating time. So he was starting to hammer down beers. But before he got to the coin flip, these two dudes, they were probably our age, maybe a little older.

He just stripes one down the fairway just straight as an arrow and the dude was sitting in the cart and he goes do you play a draw or fade and he goes i typically fade it and he goes that was a nice shot and him just looks back and goes yeah it was wasn't it walks to the car drives off i'm like what the fuck like this dude just i was like dude that was a him moment he goes it was kind of douchey now i think about it but anyways she wasn't after that drive he had finished his last his eighth beer and it went to shit he didn't hit another good shot the rest of the day and he goes i think that eighth beer that eighth beer is what got me my coin flip is seven it could go either way on seven but after saying how so ben's a really good golfer yeah and he was like if i'm like one to six beers my golf game

is he said yeah and then he said seven is the coin flip the way you told me was really funny he you were like you can drink up to six beers and his golf game is still really good if it's eight it goes to shit oh yeah and i was like what about seven and i was like he said seven's kind of a coin flip because like go either way yeah like after dude after he hammered that eighth beer like he was slicing everything chunking his irons and i'm like i looked at him i'm like what is going on and he goes and he was like dude i i don't know and he like he's visual like visually pretty impaired i'm like oh man and then we get to the 18th tee box chum the cart girl drives by chum gets how good of a golfer is chum awful he golfed like one hole okay he we're on the eight we are sitting waiting to drive on the 18th t-box the car girl comes by and chum goes can i get four bush lights and ben goes dude we're on 18 and chum's like

i'll get him down before we drive just opens all of them like he's like shotgunning just shotguns four bush lights right in a row. What a fucking menace. And Ben's like, I want to see you shotgun against Chum. And I'm like, I don't. It'd be close. I don't know. And Ben goes. I met my idol.

Ben. Dude, Ben. Ben was like, he's like, he looks at me and he goes, dude, I think I can drink. And then I meet some of your friends. And I'm like, I'm a lightweight. Dude, but drinking becomes, I think drinking and golfing becomes a mindset. Well, Chum, do tell. Because, well, anyways, here, let me backtrack a little bit.

Dude, that's what we were talking about at work. Why don't you elaborate a little bit? On a golf course, I'm always pretty mellow. Like, I'm just... It's kind of a calm game. Like, and I try to stay that way. It is a calm game. Like, but, like, when I played competitive golf in high school, it was like, I started to learn.

Like, okay, if I had a bad shot and then I just keep getting pissed and I keep getting pissed, it's just going to get worse. So I kind of became past the point of just, it is what it is. I'm a good enough player that I can bounce back from a couple bad shots. But this year, my dad keeps going. Spencer just shuts down. That's why we needed him to call you so dude i just shut off and i'll let you finish your story but i just want to cam doesn't actually aggravate people in the fact that they see his face or hear his voice and they get pissed off that was kind of

a joke we made because and we talked about it on the pod, I'm pretty sure. I think I just make everybody competitive. No, it's because we were playing against you and Zane for money. Yeah. And for whatever reason, Spencer and I are not the greatest golfers, but for whatever reason that day, we were like parring holes by ourselves. We were putting shots together together just pulling shit out of our ass and i think it's just because we had money on the line and it was mainly because you and zane

initiated it you're like we don't have to do it and then we're like let's do it like we kind of yeah so i remember it as jake going i think we can get these guys. And I'm like, all right, let's do it. I think I was like, honestly, fuck these guys. They want to come up to us and tell us for $50. Fuck these guys. You guys are our best friends. And then we played them and we beat them. Oh, no, that's part of being friends.

The whole time we were just shit talking everybody. And we basically created a meme where I was like i even was just like i think you need to have cam get in your ear and then you might have a better shot because we played you for money see and then he did i think it boiled different because even zane zane plays professional sports he's a he's a competitor and yeah he competes for pretty much a living. He's under contract and he plays for money. Exactly. He's a professional baseball player. So, I'm like, and then we started playing and you guys started beating us.

And it literally started like he started to get pissed. I'm like, dude, just chillax. There's a switch. And he goes, fuck that. I don't lose. And he was getting so mad. I'm like, dude, it's cool. It's 20 bucks. I just saw them. And he was getting so mad. I'm like, dude, it's cool. It's 20 bucks.

Like, I just saw them shoot fucking 15 over on the front. Where the fuck is this coming from? You dangle $50 in front of their face and they fucking become Tiger Woods. I hit that coin flip after like five. It's I think. Okay. What Ben is talking about. We might have stopped drinking.

We're like, I think. I think what Ben is talking about the coin flip golf is such a fine motor skill sport yeah like you really have like this much of an air on like everything so if you get past um you can play all right millimeters yeah exactly if you're too drunk that you're missing the ball by this much, you're going to have a shitty time. If you're too drunk that you're missing the ball by that much, it still could pan out for you. You still could be all right.

That's a fair point. They say, like, football is a game of inches. Golf is literally a game of millimeters. Like, a millimeter can keep a ball from rolling into the hole. Yeah, exactly. A millimeter can take your drive from 250 yards to 200 yards you know yeah from a slice to a straight shot and um well anyways so this year i have played three rounds of golf just not competitively and then every other time i

played golf it's been in a tournament and this year has been by far the worst year of golf i've ever had in my life oh i remember his first the first time he went golfing and he had one of the goddamn best goddamn but he said your first round of the year should be your best because you don't pick up any bad habits because you yeah and we said, bullshit. If you come out, you come out and you just, the first time out, I get a beat. I get a beat.

Basically what you said was, I'm naturally amazing at golf. No, it's not. And the only way I'll get bad is if I, No, that's not what I said. This year, I'm busting your balls.

is fucking, oh, it's so bad. So, I've been playing shitty golf, so I'm like, Hey, hey, hey, now that Spencer's gone, welcome back to the pod. I mean, it's, I so i've been playing shitty golf so i'm like now that spencer's gone welcome back to the pod i mean it's i know he he was like begging us to let him come on the pod but i'm glad we got the original host back i know he's not gonna listen back to this so we can say

whatever we want right now but yeah it's great to have you back buddy anyways so yeah i've been pissing a lot of people off but uh wait what well we just played in so yeah i've been pissing a lot we played in a scramble and i was playing like shit well it also didn't help so you know how people say jello shots you don't think there's that much alcohol jello shots well for this tournament depends who makes them exactly depends how they're made they were fucking strong dude i've had gummy bears where i was just like oh my god so this is this tournament we played in it's a four-man scramble basically just solid vodka yeah chewable vodka pretty close yeah and so this tournament we played in, on all the par threes, if your whole team takes a jello shot, you get a mulligan. So you get an extra shot through the entire hole.

And my dad goes, I'm not taking any jello shots. I'm like, all right, I'll take your jello shot. Have you seen that thing where the guy was like, for every beer you drink, you get a stroke off? And they're like, oh, yeah. And he's like, I shot a 36. And they were like, what? What? Yeah.

And so it's kind of like that. So, we started off, and we played in this tournament, and I just previously got done working nights. So, my schedule was trashed. Right. Is that when you called us and you were like,

I gotta keep myself up to fix your sleep schedule? Yeah, yeah. Or was that the... That's when you were painting lines. Yeah, that might have been. You were doing painting of some sort. Yeah, that was the Haymaker. So that's a solo tournament, match play. so it's you against everybody else that's playing and i played like

shit the first day but i also started drinking at fucking right when you had 18 jaeger bombs yes so i started drinking right when i showed up to the golf course and you know when you're hitting that coin flip at like hole six and you just started your round, and then you realize that it's not... The coin flip, meaning this could be a good shot or bad shot, depending on my sobriety. Yes, yes.

And then... Continging on my... And then you keep playing the coin flip card, and then you finally realize, yeah, this coin flip shit isn't working. The coin has flipped. Yes. Exactly.

And I'm like, so fuck it, I'm just going to get drunk. Yeah. I'm past the point of trying to fix my game now. So, the tournament we just previously played in was a four-man scramble. The guy that I was riding around with,

good family friend, but fuck, whenever we play golf, he pisses me off. He acts like he's so fucking good at golf and also doesn't contribute to anything and so the whole like towards the game of golf yeah like towards our tournament towards our tournament so you're playing a four-man scramble and like he won't make a putt won't give you a good shot or like anything like that but then he's also giving you shit because

you're so drunk two foot off out of the bunker it's like what the fuck are you doing exactly fucking flop and like splash that thing up there full swing at one point i wasn't even like we got like halfway through the back nine i wasn't even that drunk like i probably only had like 10 jaeger bombs i would no no they don't have any more jaeger so i didn't have any jaeger bombs but the only soap i took i had a beer two jello shots and one crown shot that was even pickled i was like maybe a little buzz because i didn't have anything to eat right right and he goes maybe you should slow down whoa and i'm like you're like you just made me speed up 10 times faster exactly fucking bitch exactly so i'm a little bit like that too i've played um i've been playing with someone before where

they're like you should use this club and i'm like now i'm using my putter and we're like 80 yards out in the rough see but it's that same thing like Ben was talking about. And like what they were talking about. Ben got pissed off when they were slow. And that does, like, I'll get pissed off when I'm having a really good round. Because I just want to keep rolling. Like, if. It's a good times rule.

See, but if I just keep like, I keep the momentum. I keep everything flowing. Yeah. I play a lot better. Versus like, I keep everything flowing. I play a lot better. Versus like, you keep everything flowing, and then you got some fucking slack job degenerate in front of you, and you're sitting there for 30 minutes on a fucking... You're like, I'm sorry, are you my caddy?

Am I paying you to be my caddy? I also... No, make a fucking putt. Dude, I... Then you can tell me to slow down. I also have another buddy. If we get stopped while playing, he'll give it like two more holes and if they

don't let us play through he'll just leave because like he he literally him said he will do that too he said he's left at firethorn because of slow golf and it like i guess it, like, I guess it actually, like, really gets to him. Yeah. He actually, like. It does. He actually does not like. Well, that's why it's kind of bad. And, I mean, in Ben's case, he has to record most of his rounds because they have to have a certain handicap for the PGM program. See, but.

So, he has to record it, and he said once it slows him down it's just oh it's like not worth everybody yeah it's just over if you're like he loses that mojo from uh like just casual like i'm gonna go out and play some holes today to somebody that's like trying to go out and trying to shoot good. Yeah. When you get to that point, you know the game's a mental game. If you get you. I get pissed off. Well, and if you get in your own head,

you're like kind of, you're fighting yourself. I play in the tournaments, and then we fucking like, the tournament we just previously played in, the four man scramble. It was like, we got up to the jello shot hole, and everybody's taking jello shots and then

they're on the fucking green and we're sitting there for 20 minutes on a tee box. It's like, okay. Was that a nine hole course or an 18? It was Cozad. And. What's Cozad? 18. 18.

So we're sitting there and I'm like. They got some old impact sprinklers that are in the ground. They do. You just. Oh my God. Cam was like, see, look. And he like pulled it up and i was like oh my god but um yeah like it you you start to get in your head like oh do i have the right club oh how do i want to hit this shot and you just try to do all that shit versus if you're like okay i got the

club i want teed up hit it that's where i get pissed off i look at it more as like from a like a track aspect because like you're like pretty once you get to the back nine like you're pretty loose you know like your muscles have been like if you're going quick on a bet on the front nine and then you slow down like your muscles are good that's like running an 800 stopping after the first lap and then just going again you know like i feel like my muscles just like kind of just like or like oh like what are we doing we gotta warm back up like if you're not if you have to wait like 30 minutes like at least 10 minutes a shot it's just like right fuck hear me blazer you're you're losing kind of the yeah i don't know um it's very physical but it's also very mental anyways back to the i get it's not like a physical sport

but i just it is it definitely is I just feel like all your muscles are... It requires more coordination than it does physical strength. I just kind of feel like your muscles are getting loose by the back nine, and then you're just like, shit. Right. They're getting... See, and usually sometimes, though, when I drink, if I'm starting to get in my head... I think drinking might make me worse.

I'll start to play better because... I think... My give a fuck goes away. I think if you have a couple, then you don't worry. If I'm drunk, it definitely doesn't make me better. But no, if you have two or three, I feel like your nerves are gone and you're just kind of let loose. Well, I don't get nervous. Well, you don't think about it. Maybe we should find what my coin flip is

each hole each hole a shotgun a beer and see when i'm playing when you're at your best and when you just honestly every single one of my shots is a coin flip it could either be really good or really bad yeah me too that's how i am. Whether I'm sober, drunk. It's hit or miss. Literally. To speedrun the rest of the story. I literally just walk up to the ball and I'm like, please go straight. Like, that is me. Once he goes, maybe you should slow down.

The cart girls were at the next tee. I go, yeah, I'll take two rum chadas and fireball. Right. And then you go, you want anything? And so we were up on the tee box waiting for them as the girls poured them. And then they walked up to me. I took them both. And I'm like, yeah, I'll take six more beers.

Oh. Six more. Yeah. And so we started on the back. And we got to hole eight. And at that point, I was starting to play a little better. Because I was just like, the day's going to pan out however it's going to be. And then you started every single shot.

You're like in the trees. You're like, let's take my shot. And he's like, I'm on the fairway. You're like, I think I got a better angle at the hole. No. So we were going to pick up my ball. And you know how people lean out of the cart? Well, I was leaning out to grab it, and he fucking slammed on the brakes.

And I fucking flew out of the cart. Oh, man. Oh grab it and he fucking slammed on the brakes and i fucking flew out of the cart oh man oh i got so fucking pissed so the next tee i took two more shots you're like oh shit and you like like bent one of his clubs like oh so many people seen it and then i was like you know that's kind of embarrassing you that were like you might want to get your phone out because uh no there's like a bunch of people I didn't know seen it. They just thought I was fucked up. But they didn't know he slammed on the brakes.

So I just got out and I just embraced it. I just stood up and started going like this. I was like, fuck it. I fucking love you. You know at this point, the fucking day is shit. We're not winning any money. I really don't give a fuck.

I paid $120 for this tournament. Actually actually my dad paid for my entry fee so i'm like you know what fuck it we got a hole left i'm gonna drink as much as i can in that hole if you can't win the game win in style win everyone else's heart yeah there you go oh fuck and so yeah but every tournament i played in this year I've played like shit And I've just got absolutely shit hammered I've spent about Cause you need me I've been out there probably If I was your partner dude

We'd lock it in Once every three weeks And my tab You need us Cause if there's money on the line We'll fucking I paid my one tab It was $207

Jesus Christ And this tab I currently have going Is like $150 Currently have going? You haven't paid it off yet? No. How long do you have to pay it off? I work out there, so it don't matter.

Oh, okay. Why can't they just take it out of your paycheck? I go. You don't work out there, no. I ask my stepmom. I'm like, so how much is my tab? She goes, $125. That was before we played in the tournament. I'm like, yeah, much is my tab? She goes, $125. That was before we played in the tournament.

I'm like, yeah, I'll catch you next paycheck. And then I just locked out. You're netting a loss of money at your job because you're drinking it all. Yeah, that one I could just tell her just to use my paycheck to pay my tab, and I would still have to pay money. So, you cracked another beer, so I guess that means we've got to keep going. We don't have to. I'm just joking.

I'm going to pee first. Okay. What, are you going to tell a story or what? Well, no, we just have a discrepancy about mud and dirt. Let me pee real quick. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I have that wrote. I thought we were going to end it.

It's a good thing I read it. Read it. Read it down. You know. Do you think I was in a better mood today? Uh, yeah. Hey, you're so much better co-host than Cam. Just while he's gone, I just wanted to.

There's no way. You're the true heart and soul of this podcast i just want you to know every time cam can't make it i'm like thank god we finally we finally have a good host that can set in for cam oh here you go there's no way so thanks for being here i mean i know he he was begging to come on and sit in with us on our podcast. I mean, this is basically our podcast. So I'm glad that we got that covered. Okay, here we go. So it was the other night we were having a get together, right?

Was it the fire night? I think it was. It was because him was – he got a little fired up. I, like, came out the back door and I just heard mud is not dirt or I don't even, what was the argument? I said, I said, mud is fucking dirt.

And like that was after I got mad because you were saying they're the same thing. Yes. I said they're the same thing. And Ben goes, and Ben was like, he's getting a little fired up and he goes, dude, there way it's dirt and then it turns into mud it's not the same thing you know you know what no i wasn't drunk bring that up i'm not bringing it i'm not bringing it up to argue about it i'm just kidding it is like the exact same fucking thing though kind of it

kind of is you can see it however you want and Cappuccino and coffee. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not arguing about it. Oh goddamn way. Okay but here. I bet this guy could weigh in. This guy deals with mud and dirt a lot. Is mud and dirt the same thing? It's made up of the same

materials but I would say it's probably not the same thing. If it's made up of the same materials, it's the goddamn same thing. This is coffee. Jesus Christ. That's what I said. Well, a cappuccino is not made up of the same thing as coffee. No, because you've got to add stuff to dirt to make it mud.

You've got to add water to dirt to make it mud. It's still the same compound. Oh, my God. This is cappuccino and coffee so wait no so wait so i was i'm gonna get coffee so that would that mean that i have to be team dirt yeah my mind is fucking blown right i'm team exactly see oh my god argument and it comes about full circle um but i will My mind is actually blown right now. Come on.

I will tell you. Dirt? Am I a scumbag if I take the side that cappuccino is coffee but dirt isn't mud? No. Mud isn't dirt. I will give you the satisfaction of the other day. Mud is wet dirt. I caught myself.

Okay, you just said it. I caught myself saying it. Wet dirt. Yeah. I caught myself the other day it's the same thing it's the same thing dirt becomes mud when you add water it's the same thing

dirt becomes mud when you add water to it yeah but it's still the same thing it's still it's wet dirt and then what does it turn back into when you when that water goes away well technically how can it oil actually no there's actually okay see you can see in the coffee cappuccino this actually this

actually is an interesting argument in the coffee dirt becomes wet, it becomes mud. But if it dries out, it becomes dirt again. You want me to get... Yeah, because in a coffee cappuccino aspect, you can't make a cappuccino a goddamn coffee after you make it. Okay. Now we're talking about certain elements that... Take this this way.

Okay. In your soil you can't really overall suggest something is a soil because within your soils you have sandy clay loams you have clay okay okay okay dirt you have all that we're talking we're not talking about that okay so basically mud is essentially a nickname for dirt when it's wet yeah it's still dirt yeah but it just assumes a new name i guess like it's the same argument just not really right it's the same thing right cappuccino assumes a nickname in stuff to make something else so it briefly becomes a new thing yes but you can't turn cappuccino into a coffee like you can turn mud right you can't out of, it goes back to dirt. It's like what? It's the same thing.

It becomes fire, and then it becomes soot. It doesn't just turn back into wood once the fire's out. Also, it's the same thing as if you take your pickup mudding, and you have a bunch of mud on the side of it, you're going to say, look at all that dry mud.

No, you're not going to say, look at all that dirt on the side of it you're gonna say look at all that dry mud no you're not gonna say oh my god okay when you're doing it oh my god okay when we're doing my brain is when we're doing an irrigation fix we're going let's go get some dirt right to put back in the hole backfill with the mud. Well. The hard clay. Yeah, we have all clay out there. Well, hard clay, but I'm saying if you have a really wet spot, it turns into mud.

Swampy mud mess. Yeah, and you can't. Okay, with the one me and Ben did today, the sod layer was saturated and soaked. It was muddy. Yeah, and then after that, it was dry. The first one we did. It said become dry mud. Well, it's tough.

No one says it's dry mud. If you're digging a dry area, you're like, look at that dry mud. No, you're going to look at it and go, look at that dirt. Basically, I'll say, look at that clay. When the entrance road wasn't finished, when the entrance road wasn't finished, did'll say, look at that clay. When the entrance road wasn't finished,

when the entrance road wasn't finished, did you say, look at all that dirt that's on it? Or did you say, look at all that mud? Are there any instances where we say, it's covered in mud and dirt? No, it's either dirt or mud. It could be both. In the wet areas, it would be mud.

In some areas, that dirt road. Okay, you want me to really toss your brain through the loop? When a dirt road gets rained on, you'd say the dirt road is really muddy. Okay, what do you call a minimum maintenance road? Do you call it a mud road or do you call it a dirt road? Depends on if it's raining or not. You would say the dirt road is really muddy Yeah The dirt road is muddy

But you're adding another compound to it Well yeah The dirt road is muddy I think This episode should be titled Three idiots discover chemistry Um okay Also Put it this way This episode should be titled, Three Idiots Discover Chemistry. Okay. Also, put it this way.

You go, oh yeah, your house is dirty. Your car is dirty. Should we consult the internet? Well, that's just a phrase. But, now if you had a bunch of wet dirt. If you had a bunch of wet dirt. or if you had a bunch of wet dirt. Yes, mud is a type of dirt that's created when soil and water mix. Dirt equals dry soil from the earth that can usually be wiped off before it stains.

Mud is a soft, wet, and sometimes sticky material that's created when soil and water are mixed. So there are two different things that come up. No, they're not. Dirt is dry. Mud is wet. Example, the car got stuck in the mud and we couldn't go to the store. The man planted flowers in a pot filled with dirt. You can't have dirt.

But if he watered the pot, flowers. See, but listen. You can't have... You can't get mud without... Apples and apple juice. Do orange and orange juice. That's better. Orange and orange juice. That's better.

Okay, so if somebody brings a jug of orange juice, you go, yep, that's an orange. It's made from an orange, so... It's made from an orange, so. It's made from an orange, but it's orange juice. It's the juices from the orange. So mud is made from dirt, but you added water. Okay, it's still going to go back to dirt. This is a special case scenario because once the water dries up.

Which water is a special compound in that it can disappear into the air because you can't squeeze an orange and turn it it can technically go back to its original state that doesn't really happen with a lot of other compounds because you can't squeeze

so what would you call it like concrete stays concrete even when it dries. I have noticed digging in deeper holes where your body's below everything, I get a lot of dirt in my pocket. And then when I start to sweat,

everything is covered in mud. My phone is just moist and dirty. It's dirty. But that dirt would turn to mud. But it's moist and and dirty it's dirty but that dirt would turn to mud but it's dirty with that being said thank you guys all for listening dirt i think we should take this up with our uh female friends upstairs and see what they don't yeah and then we can take well we'll videotape it and take a deal. No, we won't. No, we won't.

Do they even know what dirt is? Hey, you know what? Fuck you guys, because everybody kept the fucking cappuccino and coffee argument going. I'm keeping this fucking dirt and mud argument going because I'm not a part of it. Well, him's on your side.

It's a hard argument because it's... You know what? No, actually, I'm going to give fucking... No. Yeah, actually, I'm going to give fucking... No. Yeah, actually, I'm going to give fucking Ben shit because he's doing what you just said. What? Because he said a cappuccino is a coffee,

but now he's flipping sides when it's dirt and mud. He said mud isn't dirt. But it's special because mud can turn back into dirt. But Ben said dirt and mud aren't. It's a completely different compound of elements. Yeah, but I'm saying the argument is going down the same way. Mud isn't dirt. That's what Ben said.

Mud isn't dirt. It's wet dirt. It's what becomes of something when you add a liquid to it. Right, right. It changes form. It's a new compound. So it's like, okay, so if you add clay and sand together. Okay.

Sandy clay. When ice freezes, when water freezes, it becomes ice. Still water. But you call it ice yeah it's frozen water this is what happens if you take it out of the freezer for 30 minutes it turns into water it turns back into water but for that brief moment when it was frozen it's ice nobody says man look how can i get some hard water can i get some cold water? Can I get some cold water? Can I get some cold, hard water chunks?

They'd be like, get out of my house. Are you AI? Are you a robot? Thank you guys for watching and tuning in to yet another episode. We had the boys on the two guys that are now competing for the prime co-host spot. I'm just kidding. I'll always be the co-host. Thank you to all our loyal listeners for continuing to tune in

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