Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 57: Rambling Feud

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, host Steve Hardly (Jake) quizzes Ben and Spencer on the newest original game show to be featured on the internet "Rambling Feud!" Play along to see if YOU would have claimed the trophy! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

name something that gets passed around ding a blunt bang a joint you're up one keep it going it's a family tv show man i don't think it's gonna be on there i know what you're gonna say and you should say it a hooker oh that's a little specific that's a little further than i know I know! once again. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no, Ocho. Oh, hell no, Ocho. Thank you guys for sitting in for Cam, who is... I forgot to come up with... Yeah, what's Cam doing? I heard he was on a sand hill in Egypt

riding camels. And that's it. Like a sandal or a sandhill? A sandhill. Otherwise known as a dune? My sand, my dune. Yeah. I've never heard of

a dune. Dune. You know, Cam's probably thirsty right now. Cam would be thirsty. I'm pretty thirsty. This. Cam would be thirsty. I'm pretty thirsty. This whole podcast might be thirsty. Yeah, so the plan for this episode is... To drink a lot of alcohol.

Well, that, but... It is Friday night. That's a good point. You're probably wondering why I'm delaying opening the mini fridge, and that's because we are playing a game today. That's why we have the monitor up with the lovely Grass Daddy's logo. This is the fastest mini fridge I've ever been in. We were thinking about if we wanted to do, I don't know, we're still kind of up in the air.

We might do two episodes. We might just leave it to the game. Yeah. These guys have been just having the chuckle fucks about the mini fridge so i don't know if they if they if they know something i don't or if they sent in a message to the mini fridge i might i might have sent in the message on like type in what was it like i think it was wednesday when the weekend schedule came out and i sent a message to the mini fridge saying

Jake doesn't have to work Saturday so you might want to draw something up for him here. So I have good faith in the old mini fridge today that it might have got you something nasty.

Also, I just want to point out that if Ben's audio sounds weird it's because he's using a different laptop normally we use lena's laptop but she's on a bachelorette party right now so she took her laptop for whatever reason i don't know m.i.a it's a poverty franchise so p yeah we were we were doing some testing some sound testing before we started i think it sounds great And it sounded a little different but it might be the speakers We don't know

Basically we're just going to roll with it As long as you can hear Ben loud and clear That's all we really fucking care about But like I said We are playing a special game today I know how much Spencer loves games I don't really know if Ben gives a fuck Oh I like a game or two

I'm not going to get mad You got to go all out I know how much Spencer loves games. I don't really know if Ben gives a fuck, but... Oh, I like a game or two. I'm not going to, like, get mad, but... You got to go all out. Well, sure, but... It's all in competitive spirit and fun, and... No, absolutely not. We're here to get fucked up. You sound like an NFL player, like, doing a postgame. Yeah, well, I talked to my lawyers before this, so I'm...

Yeah, what are you, fucking Marshall and Lynch on this show? So I don't get fined. They said to, you know, be cool. Keep it chill. Yeah. And go from there. You missed out when we did a FaceTime call with the Get Rowdy group chat. When was this?

Oh, fucking, like right after work, pretty much. Well, I was mowing. Oh. You know, I'm a grass daddy. You are a grass daddy. I was watching the kids. I was cutting the kids I was cutting the kids Cutting the kids

Because of my haircut I was fading them up I was cutting the heads Off my kids This guy might be on Some milligrams right now Whoa Whoa

Whoa Did the lawyers Agree to that Listen I played the fifth And are you the feds Are you planning on Sparking that thing up

Or is it You just have it up there For show I'm keeping it you already when the time's right sparked up on facetime for the whole world to see no that was a private group chat that's actually right now that's actually well it's funny what he said for the whole world to see we were on a private facetime in a group chat yeah but zane was and then you yeah for the whole world for the whole world to see then you blew it up to the whole world yeah you know well so it's funny my lawyers are not gonna be yeah you're gonna have to we might have to do some editing i mean there's gonna be a lot of bleeps like this first four minutes are just gonna be bleeps it was just funny because after he hit his rip after

he hit the rip and then he's like the rip and then he's like walking. Hit the rip. The only word that came out of his mouth was shower. I was getting in the shower. I'm like, what the hell are you doing? Did you turn into like a feral being? I don't know what you guys are talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. He's crazy. That guy's crazy.

Let's just say Spencer's crazy. We don't need him. All right, knock on this goddamn thing. I'm thirsty. Before we do that. No. Come on. You guys know how I like to go all out when it comes to prizes.

Sure. On this show. And I just, I want you to know that there is some stakes for this. There is a trophy. And before we get into anything, I think we'd like to reveal it now just to see what you're playing for. I do want to see what I'm playing for. You want to see what you're playing for. Yeah. It might give some added inspiration.

True. I might. Yeah. Okay. I thought that was the trophy for a second. I was like, what? It's an empty gold bag. Yeah.

I was like, you got to play. It sounded heavy, though. It sounds. It's. What is that It's It's made of material It sounds substantial Really You are playing for A custom trophy

I don't know how well the camera can see it From the backlighting from the monitor But this is what you guys are playing for here. Look at the ash. Uh, I crafted this up. I made this yesterday. What kind of beer bottle is that? Is that an old Heine?

Uh, yeah. It's a Heineken. No, it's probably a Bush Light. But, uh, this is what you guys are playing for. We'll leave it here for display purposes and yeah like i said i can see from my phone recording that the monitor is leaving kind of a backlighting effect but you know what you guys you know what you're getting already at this point just shut up everyone's mic sounds different half the time they're not even recording you know

fucking you get what you fucking get if you can hear us Great If you can't We're trying god damn it Yeah we're We're fucking trying Are you guys thirsty Yes God damn it I'm thirsty Surprise Knock on that motherfucker

Alright I'll fucking Knock on the fucking mini fridge Oh my god What sounded like an avalanche Coming out of there We got some fucking cannons In here Some heinies

Okay so that's The mini fridge knew That this was a Heineken bottle. You ever had a Heineken? Oh wait, we might need a bottle opener. Does anyone have a bottle opener? No, they're not twist off. We've tried this.

They are not twist off. I used to have a bottle opener down here. I might have to run and get one. Before you go, I see something else in you. I think the magical mini fridge might have answered our call. Your request? Did your request come through?

I think it might have. You sent in a cavalry for this one. What is that? I can't see, and I don't think the camera can either. 15% alcohol. What the fuck? Oh, man. Oh, fucking buzz ball?

Buzz balls? What the hell? This is 15%? Now, yeah. Jesus Christ. Seems like they put in other flavors. I've never had a buzz ball. I've had a few.

It's not like they just... It didn't just give us one. Get one for each of us? Yeah. Just one for each of us? No, it was four. It was four. Yeah. for each of us? Yeah. Just one for each of us? No, it was four. It was four. Yeah.

When you ordered it. Right. It was a two for seven off the. From the black market. Yeah. Okay. I think Jake gets two. He doesn't have to work tomorrow.

I have to drink two. I've never had a Buzz Ball. Do I want the Strawberry Rita or the Watermelon Chiller? Well, you can have both. Or. Which one do I want to drink first? Oh, strawberry Rita. Okay. Phenomenal.

Are these carbonated? What is this? I have no idea. Is this going to have a crack? I would say shake it up. All right. Shake it up? Yeah, I don't think it's carbonated.

Yeah, I don't think they're carbonated. Does it say to shake it up? I doubt it. Oh, it says shake well. What the hell? I just guessed that. I just gaslight it's carbonated. Yeah, I don't think they're carbonated. Does it say to shake it up? I doubt it. Oh, it says shake well. What the hell? I just guessed that. I just gaslighted you so hard, I'm like, why would you fucking shake it? What are you, an ante?

That's my backpack. I gotta remember that. Dude, you know what? I gotta remember that. This is my laptop, and it's been here for a fucking damn near a year now. You know how there's people that do like They'll make like zincan Ornaments on their Christmas tree You can totally do that with these

They literally look like ornaments I can smell it before I even put it up to my fucking face Woo Let me get a whiff of that 15% Oh that ain't bad It kind of smells like a Kind of smells like a citronella bug spray candle That ain't bad Okay It kind of smells like a Kind of smells like a

Citronella bug spray candle That ain't bad If you're doing the Holy fucking shit Never mind The aftertaste is pretty bad You gotta try this No

You gotta try this No What kind is that? It's pina colada You gotta try this Is it bad? I fuck with pina colada It's

I fucks with pina colada It's a wave of emotions right now. What was that? Come on. It's his. That's all the tasty meat. That's fucking fire. Maybe I took too big of a swig. Little buzz ball.

Here's to you gentlemen. Happy Friday. Serious fucker. Let's figure this out. Give me the goddamn cheese you all right bottoms up bottoms up bottoms up you have to it'll fucking kill me buzz ball i regret everything okay why is it spicy Buzz ball. I regret everything. Okay.

Why is it spicy? Okay, I need to get a bottle opener. We haven't even gotten close to starting this. Oh, no. We're good. We'll keep it rolling. Dude. What are you doing? Dude, that's fucking...

Are you all right, man? No, my eyes are fucking watering. No. Seems like you I think it's like It's not really the alcohol It's like Oh that is like a Febreze Yeah

Flavored drink It's like It wasn't the alcohol that was burning I don't think Dude I didn't like that That was burning I don't think Dude I didn't like that That's funny Yeah this sucked too

Did Jake eat bottoms up That one did That's the one I actually Wanted to try Yeah This one This one looks pretty good Watermelon what is it

Watermelon Chill It's a watermelon chill Chiller Chiller I don't Do that chiller I think would be bad mental it says orange wine

with watermelon on juice natural watermelon flavors and certified all right we back certified be it I couldn't find the bottle opener I like to normally use but I found this one hey Oh magical mini fridge told you to drink that up a little seahorse I like the seahorse so But I found this one. Hey, the magical mini fridge told you to drink that up. It's a little seahorse. I like the seahorse. So if I drink this one, then it's like drinking a 30%? Pretty much. No, it's not.

Yes. Gosh. It will fuck you up more, though. Okay. Bottoms up. 15% of like that. How many beers is that? Since it's like, how many ounces?

Over the gums, through the lips, look out the stomach. Here we go. Woo! 87 milliliters. Oh. How was that one? Was that better than the strawberry? There. That one had...

I'm so glad to be done. I saw the shiver go down his spine That one had like some fumes In the back end That's what I was saying about this one Where it's like Febreze and like tequila Had a baby or something It's like um

Alright so the game we're gonna play Can I get the seahorse? Do you want the bottle opener? I want seahorse Actually wait a minute That ain't gonna the, do you want the bottle opener? I want Seahorse-y. Yeah, I would like the bottle opener too. Actually, wait a minute. That ain't gonna work. How do you work one of these? That dog ain't hootin'.

Like that, there you go! Oh wait, wait. There we go. There it is. It's like it's opening it with its mouth, that's kinda cool. Oh shit. Okay, so I just deleted two buzz balls, having no idea what it's going to do to me. Oh, no.

Have you never had a buzz ball? No, and I'm pretty sure I explicitly said it to me right before we started that I've never had one. But you know what? It's okay. I'm sorry. So. God damn it. Do you guys like games?

I love games. I love trophies. Is it time to play the games? It might be time to love trophies. Is it time to play the games? It might be time to play the games. It's time to play the games. If you would avert your eyes for a second because this is a slideshow. Oh, wait. No.

Is avert? Don't mean. Divert means diversion. Avert. Avert. Avert your gaze from the screen for a minute. Okay. Because I have, this is a slideshow.

Okay. I forgot I have a cup of ice for a reason. All right. I don... This is a slideshow. Okay. I forgot I have a cup of ice for a reason. Alright. I don't know how I'm going to do this because I don't know how I'm going to keep score. Go on your notes. But hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Um.

Because it's taking up both screens. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Anything is possible. It chuckles. Okay, you know what? I'm calling you Chuck.

How about... Can one of you guys keep score for me on either your phone or something? Because this is like taking up my whole screen. You got it, him. How much battery life do you have? 15%. Jesus Christ. I can do it.

All right. What the fuck is wrong with your phone? Oh, no, I got a new one. I got a new one. I just don't charge it. You did get a new one? I do. It's just kind of hit and miss on when I decide to charge it or not.

So how do you want to do score? Tallys or... You know what? I absolutely... Is it a point system? Hold on. You know what? I do need to have a separate screen because...

If I swap display... Don't look! Sorry. It was a dark screen and then it became that. You set me up, man. I did kind of set you up. You're cheating! Yeah, you fucking set me up.

You're fucking cheating because there's a trophy on the line, huh? God. This is a setup. I don't have fucking teachers on me. Motherfucker. Because I need to see the answers. Well, now he's... I'm not looking.

I need to see the answers. I not looking I need to see the answers you don't know the answers not by heart oh my god you made the game done to play the game all of the answers are on my phone which is recording oh no

how do we do this I need to stop the recording and take a picture of all the of all the answers or something. Well, how would you take a picture? I don't know. We're going to need to cut, though. All right. Holy shit.

You guys have been peeking so much. I honestly have. But it's okay. I've seen the first three slides. I don't even know what we're doing. I've seen this. It was first two. Well, no. This counts as a seen the first three slides. I don't even know what we're doing. I've seen this. It was first two. Well, no.

This counts as a slide, right? Okay, but don't... It's supposed to be a funny reveal, but we already know. Well, sorry. I don't know. Okay. I mean, you just learned how to use your computer. Well, it's hard to talk...

I have no way to know if my mic is still recording. I think it is. So let's pray to God that for the remainder of this episode, it will be. We are about to play a fun game for this prize between these two. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Yeah. It's time to play. Oh, wait.

Hold on. It's time to play. Not Family Feud, because that's probably a copyright. Rambling Feud. I'm your host, Steve Hardley. Do-do-do-do. Kind of like Steve Harvey, but hardly, because I'm not. Because you're white and...

But I do have a mustache. The suit game's not as strong, but it's close. How not? He's wearing a fucking car heart how confident do you guys feel in your ability to throw down some answers in family feud sorry rambling feud this is one of the few games where i thought i could dominate and that makes me so nervous because he's going to try so fucking hard for his trophy. Me? Him.

Oh, yeah, no. Not him, him. Yeah. Well, is it the same format? It is. Oh, man. I went on the internet. Okay, so let's set this up a little bit before we dive straight in. I went on the internet and basically just searched up funny family feud questions and answers.

And I kind of went through and picked some that i thought were funny and would be good for the episode you listening yeah i'm locked the fuck in i gotta beat this motherfucker so i'm gonna fight this guy we're not gonna obviously the teams are normally between like families or like fucking kim kardashian or whatever but like celebrity episodes that wasn't a very funny joke, but. Sorry. So I haven't really come up with any hard set rules. I have some ideas in mind, but I kind of want to let you guys have some input.

Okay. On how you want to do this. I want to win. I'm thinking, I'm thinking we'll do the question. Yep. And then you guys can slap the table or something to do the question. Yep. And then you guys can slap the table or something to start it off. Right. Then you can run with it until you get it wrong.

Right. And then it goes to the other person and we can kind of score. Can we pass or play? Well, you always play though. You do. Have you ever seen anyone pass pass i have actually but it's rare it's like a probably one out of ten a hundred times so i think what we should do is if you get it right you keep going and then depending on how high up it is honestly a lot of these i feel like if you just get it right you get a tallyally. Sure. Yeah. Because normally they have like a, if it's number one, it's worth like 50 whatever.

Well, it's like how many people voted for that answer. Yes. So I don't think the high or low should matter. I think we're just going to do, if you get it right. Yeah. If you get it wrong, it goes to the next person and you get a strike. Oh. And three strikes per person.

Okay. Or. Well, because so like in Family Feud, you go until you get three strikes per person? Well, because in Family Feud, you go until you get three strikes, but I'm also down to just switch off and tell you get three strikes. How do you want to do it? Well, we just gave

two fucking opinions and you said that's fine. So that's an unacceptable answer. Try again. That's a good point. No. Okay, I need an an answer let's just dive straight in yeah you know what let's let's just let's just start yes and we'll kind of figure out the rules as we go it's getting competitive already but no i guys rally we won't set a second rule unless you guys agree upon it yeah sound fair Sound fair? Fair. All right.

First question. Okay. Name a place you would never. How are we ringing in? Slam and take. Say ring. Okay. Name a place you would never want to hear someone say oops.

Ding. Ben? Your wedding. I don't know. Who? Also, did you do. So now it goes to him Are you the answer guy Yeah the answers are up here

No but like Are you who put the answers there No I didn't come up with these The internet did Alright alright A doctor It goes to you What

A doctor Fuck that was such a good answer Hold on hold on I gotta scroll to I gotta scroll to the answers Hold on hold on hold on good answer. Hold on, hold on. I got to scroll to the answers. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Where is it? Where is it?

Where is it? You know what? I'm counting it. Yeah. Operating room. Yeah, because Family Feud does... That's one. Mark yourself down.

That's one. Family Feud does do that where you can say almost anything and then it'll... And it'll... Yeah, it'll be like... Ding! So now you keep going. Fuck. I picked some of these because there's some funny fucking answers.

Okay. A bathroom. A bathroom. Wrong. So that's one strike for you. Does that... One strike for each of you. Yes, and now it's back to me. Yep, back to you. In bed with your lady. Wrong. So that's one strike for you Does that One strike for each of you Yes

And now it's back to me Yep back to you In bed with your lady Wrong While we have this dead air I'd like to say This episode is proudly sponsored by Heineken

No it's not It's not I wish it was That'd be kind of sick Marble Red Lawns A hundred Alright we've given you enough time to think.

I don't know. Two for you. All right, so two and two. You've had two. He's got one point for this question. I have no idea. Also, sorry, how does stealing work? Because that's also a part of Family Feud.

We're kind of doing our own. This is rambling. This is rambling. No, this is not Family Feud here. And I'm Steve Hardley. Right. And I'll be goddamned if I have anyone talk back to me on my show. own this is rambling this is rambling this is not family feud and this is a new eve hardly right and i'll be god damned if i have anyone talk back to me on my show well is that your wife over there she got a fat ass all right um i don't know dude name a place where you would never want a dentist

at the orthodontist come on heontist. Come on. He said doctor already. Okay. Use your hint. Wait, let's do this. Let's do this. I'm coming up with a rule. I'm coming up with a rule right now. If you have two strikes, you get one hint. I'll take my hint. So we both have.

So you both get a hint. One of these. Transportation. I'll always do the hint for the next highest one For the next highest one I'll always do That's what I'll give my hint for Is the next one down Taxi driver Wrong

A pilot That is correct So he gets two Do I get a hint then? Because I got two strikes. No, you already won. That was your hint. Okay, okay, okay, yeah.

So you can keep going because you haven't got your third strike. Wasn't that my third strike? That was him's third strike. That was your third strike. Yeah, so isn't this over? No, no, no. Oh, but he can still get tallied? He should still go.

Okay, yeah. Let him run. It's up to you guys. Oh, yeah, let him go. Okay. Do I need to put 50 plus 40? No, no, no. We're just going to do two tallies. Okay, yeah. Let him run. It's up to you guys. Oh, yeah, let him go. Do I need to put, like, 50 plus 40? No.

We're just going to do two towers. You got two. So you're going to, so you, yeah, we'll always go until both people have three strikes. Okay, how is that going to work? Because you gave him a hint

and I got it. You can get a hint. Yeah, I want a hint. You get a hint for the third, I think. Yeah, it would be for the third one. For the third one. Um. You get a hint for the third I think Yeah it would be for the third one For the third one Um Trying to think of how I could give a hint for this

Without being too revealing This is the one that shocked me the most Um I want to say a word Uh Pripyat a word Pripyat What? Pripyat I have no idea what that even means Okay so

I don't even know what that means Three strikes for you let's reveal them During a job interview Like what? But like yeah I don't know about that one Number four In a library

Again I picked these because Some of these answers I was like huh Yeah it doesn't make sense Ben did you have a guess for three even though Pripyat I don't even know what that really means I was going to say that sounds Russian as fuck Alright get ready to ding

Don't let's do this don't read it with me Look at me as I'm reading it to you. I like that. If you're a faster reader, then you can't just ding. Name something you wouldn't want to find in your cereal box. Ding. Cockroach or bug.

Bang! Is that one? Alive insect. The number one. Do you want to pass or play? Of course you're playing. I'm going to play. Some of these are...

Let me just be honest. You're probably not going to guess the rest of these. Really? No. Oh. So these X's are going to go pretty quick. I had one that fell. A finger.

Uh, no. God damn it. One X. Bitch. If it's close, I'll give it to you. Just like in Family Feud. I mean, Family Feud, but this is Rambling Feud. Pube.

Pube? Show me Pube! Ew! Show me Pube! That's how he gets so excited. Kill! That meme. A gets so excited. Kill. That meme. A fingernail slash toenail.

You guys keep naming appendages and they're all wrong. I felt pube was a little. I'm going to say decon. Rat poisoning. Rat poisoning. Oh my god, dude. Wrong. I want a hint.

Okay, you're on to the second one. Oh, true. We do get hints right now, you're on to the second one. Oh, true. We do get hints right now. Clothing. What the fuck? Underwear? Let's see. With the hint like clothing, I think you have to nail it.

Yeah. I'm trying to... What is considered as underwear? Well, like boxers, panties, thongs. Okay, so no. Okay. Three strikes. Hint. Clothing. Shit. Do I have to come up with a new hint?

I feel like if we each get a hint, we should have different hints. No, no. I have to come up with a hint. That's the number two hint. Clothing, but not underwear. As in, not boxers. But clothes in the field.

Jewelry. Nope. Three strikes for everyone. Holy shit, man. Are you ready for this? This is what the internet said. Another smaller cereal box. What?

What? That would be nice to have. Another smaller cereal box. What? What? That would be nice to have. You get more cereal. A GPS tracker. I guess. Did they go to a mental hospital? A love letter from the milk carton. I don't know if these were on actual live episodes or not.

And number two. I want to see what this is. A pair of socks. Oh my god, dude. I was going to say socks. So that's kind of what you said. That's why I wasn't sure with. A pair of socks.

That's why I wasn't sure when you said underwear. No, that's way different. Especially with the clothing hint. You have to nail that. Because then you could just say any clothing. Yeah, that's why I said underwear. No, I know, but. Are you ready for the next one?

Yeah, we got to look at underwear. No, I know, but... Are you ready for the next one? Yeah, we gotta look at George. Name something people kick. Bag. Ding. Bag. Ding. Bag? Like a...

Like a... Pudging bag. Kicking bag. Wrong. That's not a single answer. Ding! Balls! You're 4-0 right now.

You're going to need to catch up, him. Alright, you're up still. 1x here. 0 here. Hmm. I'm trying to think, dude. Fuck. Alright, I'll just pass.

X? Okay, X. Now, this might give it away, but does that count like my balls? It's pretty ambiguous I think it means sports balls Right That's what I was But technically it's funny because you can kick someone You kick my balls

That's why it's really funny. It's 65. Well, this is 65. I got it. That's 50. Bucket. Bang. Bang.

All right. We're on the board. We're on the board. He's on the board. And you're rolling. Name something people kick. Their pet. Oh, my God.

He's on a roll. Come on. Dogs. Kick. Kicking feet. Clean sweep it. Oh my god He's on a roll Come on Dogs Kick Kicking Feet Clean sweep it Um

This one's a little more Straight forward Kick the Straight forward I don't know So that's two for you Yeah Fuck

Is there a time limit On how I don't know We're kinda If it if you start taking too long i'll i'll give you a countdown okay what about like a wall a wall man can't take it that's two each got two um i'm gonna say like can you get a hint i guess since you're on oh yeah let me take that hint okay um my hint for this one is drivability that might be too revealing but i'm but obviously not since you're both

motorcycle i'm not taking that i was thinking of a kickstand that's actually now that okay i'm sorry for laughing That actually wasn't Pretty good But drivability Doesn't make sense for that That pretty I was trying not to be too Drivability

The other hint I was thinking I'm not gonna say it Because that's giving him two Toro Sandmaster 34 Is it a kickstand? No It's not I don't know That's three okay that's three that's three number four

fucker can oh kick the can number two tires oh you're checking the tires to see if they got air pressure in them that's why i was thinking about saying vehicle would that have revealed more maybe if you said rubber i was thinking about like and then the other one i was thinking about saying vehicle. Would that have revealed more? Maybe. If you said rubber. I was thinking about, like, and then the other one I was thinking about doing was either pressure or air pressure. That would have gave it away. Would that have gave it away too much? I would have got it. I don't know about him.

So, drivability, I don't know. Fucking Einstein over here would have got it. Pressure. All right. Are you guys ready? Don't look. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm not going to read it while he's drinking Because he won't be able to ding

Name something that might be full of holes Ding Go for it Cheese Fuck Ding Swiss cheese I've gotten the number one on every single one

Can we get a score update? 5-2 5-2 me. Something full of holes. I tried to write on this with like a sharpie and I couldn't for whatever reason. I don't know if the paint wasn't letting me.

But I was going to write like first ever family. I don't know what it's not like a first annual but maybe it would have to be. I don't know. This is actually kind of fun. This should be a good monthly segment. This is kind of fun. This would be a good segment if it gets good traction for our six viewers.

Hey, Connor, I know you're up there. Okay. Full of holes. Bones. Like and subscribe. Full of holes. Full of holes. Crocs.

Like the shoe Crocs. That's such a good answer, but it's not. I know. I was surprised that's not like seven or eight. Okay, for this one, I'll say think about things that literally have holes in them. And one of these answers. Crocs. Oh.

Golf green. Like a green. Oh my God. I'm so glad you got that. Which one is it? This one. Boom. Of course.

That's the only... That is the reason why I put this on here was because I saw that and I was like, that's something that applies to all of us because we're grass daddies, unks, and cousins. All right. Shout out to Lynch. Keep going. Oh, yeah. Full holes.

Full holes. Do you have a strike yet? No. No. Because he dinged. You have one strike. Are you nervous? Yeah. What's the lead? It's five to three? Yeah, he's... Six No. Because he dinged. You have one strike. Are you nervous? Yeah.

It's five to three? Yeah. Six three. He's retarded. No, it's five three. Five three. Okay. Full of holes.

What the fuck is full of holes? Swiss cheese and golf course. I mean, what the hell? Your mother. No, I don't know. Hey, whoa. That's an X. Yeah X I don't have an answer I panicked

Was that an 8? One X Your mother? No What is full of holes? Your mother A peep hole A peep hole? Like a door with a peep hole in A peephole? Like a door with a peephole in it.

I don't fucking know. Gloria. I can't take that. I'm sorry. I can't take that. One of these is... I keep giving hints. I'm not going to give a hint.

Until you're on your second stretch. You're on two right now. Here's a shot in the dark. Like a grater. Like a cheese grater. I can't take that because of what I have here. But I almost feel like I should give it to him because it's like. No, absolutely not.

Okay. Can I see? I want a hint. And then not take it the next round? What? Like, can I see? You know what? I'll just wait until the end. I want a hint.

Because I really want to know what you mean. Well, you will at the end. Yeah, no, I want a hint. Okay, a hint. So, number two. Um. Heal. Heal.

I'm trying to leave my hints ambiguous enough, but also revealing. I'm just going to say the word heel. I don't know. Socks? Socks. Ding. Okay. Fuck.

Okay, you're still rolling. You're still rolling. Shirt. Is this clothes or socks, Tim? I didn't look at still rolling. Shirt. Is his clothes or something? Oh, Tim. I didn't look at the board. Let me get a hint. Okay, a hint.

This one is pretty true crime. Body. No, I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. I feel like that was a little misleading. It's metaphorical. I've never seen true crime. I feel like that was a little misleading. It's metaphorical. I've never seen true crime. Okay, never mind.

Let's go down the list. Number eight. Lincoln's got a lot of these. Potholes. Potholes. Road or street. I don't know what it meant by that. Like a screen door, maybe?

That's what I thought it meant. I'm assuming. They must have taken this out of the Midwest because of the whole pothole thing. Number five. Colander or strainer? See, you were close. Oh, that's what it was. You were really close.

That's not the same thing. I didn't give it to him, though. No, that's not the same thing, man. It's not the same, but I wanted to give it to you. Number four. Net or fishing net? Now, what if I said, like, a I wanted to give it to you. Number four, net or fishing net? What if I said a kitchen appliance? That's so broad.

That's really broad. If you would have said kitchen appliance, I probably would have said be more specific. Okay, just wondering where we're at. I would have at least given you be more specific. Number three, alibi or story? There's a hole in your story. This is the one thing about Family Feud that pisses me off

there's no one's ever getting that there's 30 people who's like I'm gonna be smart and say alibi it's like well actually

actually it was 14 according to this oh yeah these were all exactly I downloaded like a Family Feud like powerpoint thing

respect I was throwing it together right before you guys got here how many rounds did you throw the seven how many what round are we on i think we're at the halfway four motherfucker is it really i brought this back he's right are you guys ready i'm toasted i'm not winning he's done i'm fucking ready are you guys ready you got this fucking ready. Are you guys ready? You got this. Come on. I'm gonna crush it. Come on.

Come on. Ready? You probably will. Are you ready? I'm looking at you. Fill in the blank. Hold the blank. Phone.

Ding. Phone. Ding. Why do you say the answer before you ding? Well, because I'm trying to answer. It's a no. Dang! All right.

Five to five. I got nothing on this one. What? Fort. Hold the fort? Yeah. And I had the buzzer and the bing sound effect pulled up in a different slide, but I can't have two.

I have to be in like that's what I was getting so pissed off about because I was going to really doctor this thing up and play the sound effect we need a minion I might edit it in who knows how to use a soundboard hold the tape

that gave me an idea though flashlight I don't know why this is so That gave me an idea though. Flashlight. I don't know why this is so... Guys get so excited about your answer it's not even close. No shit. Hasn't everybody... Wait, okay, that's one for...

Two for you, you had one, but it's back to you? Wait, hasn't everybody... Flashlight? Everybody's dads would hold the flashlight. I's dad's been like hold the flashlight i'm working on something hold the flashlight but don't think about your life think about that's not a normal experience you've held the flashlight i think the turn of phrase is hold the flashlight have you held your flashlight hold the flashlight and hold the phone was number one i think a turn of phrase is hold the. Flashlight. And hold the phone was number one.

I've heard. You think a turn of phrase is hold the flashlight? I've probably heard hold the flashlight more than I've heard hold the phone. I don't know. Just buzz me. I have no idea. Two for you. Okay, so you're on number two.

Just give me the hand. When we're at two, can we just get a hint? I feel like I don't need to ask for it. Yeah. Unless you want to go for it. Well, unless you want to go for it. Well, obviously we don't know. I have no fucking idea. So number two.

I'm done. Entrance. Door. Hold up. Hold the door. Hold up. But that's your only hint You don't get another one

Oh true Okay hold the Hold the I got a good hint for you I got a good hint for you For this one Liquor Liquor

Liquor Nope You're out Hint? Yeah. Condiment. What? Ketchup?

I don't know. No. Hold the source. I don't know. I have no idea. Line. Did I get my point, by the way, for the door? Yeah.

All right. You're winning. Obviously, you got your fucking point. Hold your space in line, I think is what it's implying. Yeah. Elevator. Oh. Hold the elevator door.

You could have got that. That's like the same thing as hold the door. There was a lot of... It's a door. If I said sandwich, would that help? No. Hold the mayo. Hold the fucking mayo.

Bitch, by the way, if you ask to hold the mayo, kill yourself. Mayo is so good, dude. Mayo is great. And if you don't like it, kill yourself. Do you like extra mayo? No. But mayo needs to be involved. I got another question.

Are you guys ready for the next one? Yeah. Am I? Look at me. Hey, lock it in. I got nothing, man. You don't even know what the next question is. You gotta lock in, dude. I know, and it's not gonna be good.

Don't, hey, don't get down on yourself. Let's go. Let's lock it in. Sounds like you need to cut water. You're just as likely to get this next one as he is Yeah It's any man's game Lock it in, ding fast, and get your answer out

Ready? I'll even go while he's drinking Name something a doctor might pull out of a person Jesus Christ What comes out of people? Organ Ding What comes out of people? Come on. Organ. Ding.

When is he going to figure it out? I feel like we should just splurt an X. No. Organ? Yeah. Wrong. That's an X. A bone?

I don't know. It is on the board. For sure. It's a... I don't fucking. It is on the board. For sure. It's a... I don't fucking know, man. I'm gonna give it to him, not because I feel bad for him, but because it's technically part of the skeletal structure. Penis? No.

A tooth! It's technically part of the skeletal structure. This is officially under... Come on. This is... Come on now. You're still going. This is officially under protest.

You got some time to think. Is it Ty Ball? How... Can I ask a question? No. How detailed they are? Like how detailed... One of...

Like a kidney? Or does that... I said organ. He said organ. Yeah. And it was wrong. Alright. And a kidney? I said organ. He said organ. It was wrong. All right. A kidney is an organ. That is true.

Is that your actual guess? No, I was just saying. Show me kidney. No. Show me an icy bathtub with someone shivering. That's got to be somewhat funny. An eyeball. That would be an organ, and that is incorrect.

I don't fucking know. I'm down. Kidney stone. I got nothing. Kidney stone. No. That's two for you, one for you. Just ask me.

I got nothing. Two for you. Hint. So the number one. Oh, fuck, yeah, we got number one up here. Yeah. The fuck are these answers, by the way? Yeah, dude.

This fetish. I'm trying to be ambiguous. Fetish. It doesn't necessarily be The truth Take out The truth No

You're out Foot No Pull a foot out of your ass That's not out What do you You hear foot fetish Alright

Alright Big tit fetish A bullet A tooth A tumor Alright, alright, alright. A bullet. A tooth. A tumor. That's not an organ. That's not an organ.

That's a, I don't know, growth. Addition. That's a late stage addition. A baby. I was thinking you guys would get baby. We're dudes. A gerbil. Was the number one. I was thinking you guys would get baby. We're dudes. We don't think about that. A gerbil was the number one for this question. Listen, you sick?

What did you say fetish for? You sick motherfucker. Because someone would put a gerbil in their ass only if they had a fetish for it. Is that a fetish? I was thinking about saying animal. Would that give it away too much? No, because it would have took me so long to come to truth. I think we have one more question.

If you would have said Mr. Slave or something. What's the score? What's the score going into the last slide? It's all tied. It's tied up. This is actually a perfectly rigged game that wasn't rigged. How was it rigged? No, but what I'm saying is if you were to dock this.

Okay, I gave him tooth for bone. Is that okay? No, no, no. What I'm saying is if this was pre- Okay, I gave him tooth for bone Is that okay? No, no, no, what I'm saying is Like if this was pre-planned This is exactly how it would go It's gonna be 6-6 Going into the last slide

Yeah, it's 6-6 And the last slide Has one, two Has five answers Oh shit Should we do a little added We'll keep giving hints, we'll go back and forth To make sure Has five answers. Oh, shit. Should we do a little added? We'll keep giving hints.

We'll go back and forth to make sure someone gets it. Because otherwise, we'll have to go into a tiebreaker. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. We always get at least one. Tiebreaker sounds kind of fun. I could just go on my phone and search something. Yeah. We always at least get one.

We should search a topic if we do a tiebreaker that we both agree on. We'll figure it out. Are you guys ready? How long have you been going? How long have we been going for you? Fuck you, no. I have 29, almost 30. Okay, so we've been going about 45 minutes.

Yeah. All right. This last question might take a little bit, because we're going to take our time with this last one. Sure. To make sure you guys... Huh? I'm not. You've got to get it over with.

Rip the band-aid off that. Okay. If it's a tie game right now... You're either going to win or you're going to lose. So, are you ready? Yeah. We've got to think to win, so it might take some time. Look at me. Name something that gets passed around.

Ding. A blunt. Bang! A joint. You're up one. Keep it going. I beat the guy. Keep it going. It's a family TV show, man. I don't think it's going to be on there.

I don't. I know what you're going to say, and you should say it. A hooker. That's a little further than I thought. Okay, but like a sexual partner? Yeah, throw it on. Yeah. Ding.

Like. Not on there. The OC it's not on there from fucking Steve Hardy or hardly Steve hardly sorry right the Hardy boys okay name something that gets passed around 1 One X over here. He's got one point. Need I remind you, while you're thinking, what is up for grabs here? A handmade trophy gilded in spray paint. That's really cool.

I thought you dipped that in the into gold I actually took wooden dowels And wood glue and joined these two things together So this is dirty I thought you dipped that into a Scalding hot cauldron of gold Yeah yeah yeah I lit up the forge I took all my previous trophies

That I won from all the other things That I've accomplished in my life And I How do you think he keeps making trophies man I've from all the other things that I've accomplished in my life. And I... How do you think he keeps making trophies, man? I've given you long enough time to think. Oh, shit. This is weird. God damn it. I'm trying to fucking... Come on. Give him an X.

Ten seconds. He's stalling. I haven't thought about this yet, though. He's stalling. Pass around, pass around, pass around. Not a female. He's stalling. A bottle of something. Pass around, pass around, pass around, pass around. Not a female. He's stalling. A bottle of something. A bottle.

No. A drink. One strike. Fuck! One strike here. Like a... Like a motherfucking ham... I don't know what to call it. Like the cheese platter or whatever that has like chips.

Charcuterie board. It's like chips and cheese. He's thinking of charcuterie. Is that what you're thinking of? A charcuterie board? I don't even know what that is. But like, you know, you got the. Hors d'oeuvres?

You got like the rich crackers, the cheese and the. Let's go with hors d'oeuvres. And then you got like the meat. Hors d'oeuvres? Hors d'oeuvres is like probably the broadest answer. Wrong. I don't even know what it is. So am I at two or one?

Like what do you mean like in a party setting? Yeah. Like in a partying setting because that gets passed around. It does but it's just it's just not an answer. I got two.

Him's got one. I got one right. Okay passed around. Passed around. I can't believe like never mind um what am i passing around earlier in the episode you went that's price is right is it really yeah what. What is Family Feuds? Uh. Ba-na-da-da.

No. It is. You did Price is right again. No, it ain't. It's similar, but different. Don't let him stall again. What? He's stalling. Okay, but he's not even.

His mind is not engaged right now. I don't care. He's stalling. I'm thinking of the Family Feuds song. He's stalling. Passed around. Do you have an answer? No. All right. So shut up, around. Do you have an answer? No.

So shut up, dude. I'm going to get this over with. I'm letting you stall too. I'm not even thinking about it. Alright, fucking pussy. We already said hooker. I'm out of answers, dude. What do you pass around? Nothing. I don't know. I don't pass shit. Give me a hint.

It's my turn. Okay. Moldy. Two X's. What the Give me a hint. It's my turn. Okay. Moldy flu. Two X's. What the fuck are you talking about? Two X's. We both have two. Number two. Your hint is sickness.

The flu. Or like. Oh. I don't know. That's a common flu. Or a cough. Illness. An illness.

I don't. How much more specific is it? What are you looking up over there? Family feud song? What, strep throat? Like, you can get a virus from... Oh, I got one. AIDS.

That AIDS? Alright. I can't accept flu. But it's... Can you accept AIDS? Alright I can't accept flu But it's Can you accept AIDS? Is that it? Is that your guess? Sorry I'm looking up the family for a few times

Oh my god Uh No Passed around Uh Gas You passed gas around No

Back to you Not flu I'm done Not flu Back to you We're extending this one. Not the flu. Wait, are we just going to who gets the next right answer?

If it's not the flu... Okay, he's up one. I said virus. Like a sickness or virus. Well, I said sickness. Yeah. Should I give you that one? But neither of you get the point for it? Well, I said sickness. Yeah. If you don't... Should I give you that one, but neither of you get the point for it?

Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? So number two was cold. Isn't that the flu, though? The flu is different than the cold. It is a whole different story. So do we get more hints now? Yeah, we're going to keep going.

We're going to keep going. All right. Is it him or is it you? Should we... Is this for you? Because he said AIDS. Okay, so it going to keep going. We're going to keep going. All right. Is it him or is it you? Should we? Is this for you? Because he said AIDS. Okay, so it's back to you. And then you gave us the call.

He said AIDS. He said AIDS. What if... Now, here's the... If you're playing the grass that he's bingo, you can check off the he said AIDS quote. What if we threw a wrench in this whole thing and said, you give us a hint and we ding for... Ding for the hint? I throw out a hint and we ding for... Ding for the hint? I throw out a hint

and you guys both ding? Yes. Alright. I don't know. But then if you don't know, do I just keep giving a hint? Well, he's leading though, so that's kind of unfair. Never mind. Okay, then it's my turn. Yeah, it's his turn. Is it? Okay, so it's his turn. Yeah. I'm giving a hint. I forgot it's not tied. And we got a hint for number three. Number three's my turn. Yeah, it's his turn. Okay, so it's his turn. Yeah. I'm giving a hint.

I forgot it's not tied. And we got a hint for number three. Number three. My hint is church. The offering basket. Bang! Collection plate. He's got a two-point lead.

Do I get a hint for number four? Or do I have to? I think since you got that one, you have to give a guess. No, you get tired if you get both of these. I think, okay, you're up two, and you got that one right, so you get a guess again, but if you get it wrong, it goes to him and he gets a hint. But if he gets that one right, he has to guess that one.

Then he gets a chance to guess. So you get a guess, throw has to guess that one. Then he gets a chance to guess. So you get a guess. Throw out a guess. No hint. Keep in mind that whenever I give a hint, it also goes out loud to the other person. I know, but they've kind of yet to help. They helped me. Boys.

Yeah, never mind. Let me shut up. Let me shut up. Pass or pass? A rental car. That's a good one. And your guess can go for either one. It's not necessarily just the next one.

Yeah, I know. Do I get my hint? You get a hint. You want your hint? Drama. Drama. Lies? Like... Lies? I would say the word is more spread than passed around. Rumors. That's correct.

He brings it to within one point. A lie is also a rumor. So you're up one. You still get a guess. With the last clue. With the last one. You don't get a hint. You don't get a hint yet.

You'll get a hint once it comes back to you. Ain't no hints around here, boy. Can I ask a question? I will answer a clarifying question, but I won't give a hint. Have we said appetizers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said hors d'oeuvres. He said hors d'oeuvres, and that was wrong.

Okay. Here goes the vape. It's on the ground. Talking to your mic. Sorry. It's on the ground. Talking to your mic. Sorry. It's on the ground. I got it. Pass around.

It's not women's appetizers or... Give me that. Motherfucker. This is a very... This is a hint, but it's also a very non-revealing hint. This is much more wholesome than hooker. Oh, okay. Oh, uh...

Did you just give him a hint? A very vague hint just to keep his mind off of pussy. That's all... That's all I got on my mind, dude. No, uh... Fuck! I don't know. Goddamn, uh... Fucking Hanukkah candle? I don't know.

What do we... My fucking, uh... Ham sandwich? Fuck, I don't know Goddamn fucking Hanukkah candle I don't know Motherfucking ham sandwich I got a Okay, I got a hint Hanukkah candle's close Okay, it's my turn now It's your turn It's not Hanukkah candle Correct?

This hint The hint I want to give I'm going to give a hint But this is is for both of you, and this isn't my specific hint. Okay? Well, then do I get another hint? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you another hint, but I just want it to be known because I'm trying to speed things along here. This answer was featured previously within the show.

What show? Family Feud show? This show that we did. This answer came up once already. Oh, my God. So, it's almost kind of fitting that this is the last one. Fuck me, dude. It's almost kind of fitting that this is...

I don't remember the answers. Swiss cheese. No. Sauce. Yeah. Fucking. Okay. So, think about past answers.

Yeah. If you can somehow recall all of them, you might have a shot. I can recall. But a more, okay, so a more specific hint. Cannoli, leave the gun. Something gets passed around. It is not a hook. Think about, think about.

That has to be hooker I already said hooker I know I'm fucking right that has to be Mariah I can't even answer this one I'm sorry I'm trying to give it's hard because I'm coming up with these hints on the spot and I'm trying to give

a hint that will actually help but not reveal too much um hospital what would get passed around at a hospital? It's not age. Well, a doctor. And think... Misinformation. What do you mean? Think about previous answers. What would get passed around at a hospital?

A fucking cold's already up there. That gets passed around like fucking wildfire at a hospital, so it's not bad. I mean... It's his answer. You're down one. Previous answer. Oh, I think a coming mouth was up there. No, it wasn't.

Oh, it wasn't? I don't think so. Oh. I don't know. So it's over to you. You have a guess? I got no idea. I got no idea. I got no idea.

Prostate exam. What? Show me prostate exam. Nope. Ah, what the fuck? All right, how about this? Yeah. I'm going to give a revealing hint that you guys got a ding for.

Okay. It is tied, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah. No, you're down one. What? You're down one. You have to get ding for. Okay. It is tied, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah. No, you're down one. What? You're down one. You have to get that one to tie.

Oh, yeah. Nephew. Ding. A baby. That is correct. Really? He sealed it. He finally won himself a trophy.

No! sealed it he finally won himself a trophy he finally won himself a george made trophy with zero inscriptions but hopefully it was a memorable experience that you will remember and you won't need any hand printed you don't seem too beat up about the loss i'm so mad are you do you want to chuck a lighter I don't know I'm fucking pissed I honestly I have no idea how well this translated to a

podcasting format I think they're gonna love it the audio people may not as much but yeah the audio people might hate it

no the audio people do like it I was trying to describe it well the audio people might like it because then they can guess themselves. Hopefully, you guys, if you listened this far, you played along. If you guys were like, oh, my God, I fucking guessed baby like three rounds ago.

Listen, go fuck yourself. Leave a comment. We've been drinking. Let us know how you guys did. If you enjoyed yourself. Hey, ready? Ready? I forgot. There's one more you enjoyed yourself. Hey, ready? Ready? I forgot.

There's one more slide. There's one more slide. Ready? Who has a bigger dick? Oh, man. Wait. Who has a bigger dick slide? I don't know.

I was trying to be funny. Oh, okay. So, basically. Okay, so. So good for you. So, I was like, I want to have like a blank. I want to have a blank thing on the screen. So, I did a white screen.

It had like a text box. And I was like, what if I just typed in that? And I was like, but I want to have a blank thing on the screen so i did a white screen that had like a text box and i was like what if i just typed in that and i was like but i want to have a reveal for that so then i just put like a black screen so we could have a reveal then we could have another reveal so i hope you guys all enjoy what's our runtime what are we at uh hour uh one minute okay oh yeah he's connected we're right about over an hour so we were debating about whether we wanted to record a normal episode and then do the game i'm i'm down to record a normal episode we could do if you guys want we could do another one i'm pretty down listen i've only had two it's gonna be a pretty sloshed episode I've only had two beers We're ready to talk about life in America

Thank you guys all for watching How does that trophy feel? It feels fucking great It feels like a solid goal I'm happy he won I was kind of leaning towards his victory You couldn't tell? No, no, no.

I thought I made it pretty fair. Hopefully you guys enjoyed and had fun and played along with us at home. The last question. What? That kind of gave it away to me. Because you did just have, your sister just had a baby. He knew that? If you're in the group chat.

Oh, I was about to say some crazy shit. Never mind. Let's cut this real quick. But that's what gave it away to me. Because, does she have a boy? Yep. If you're in the group chat Oh I was about to say some crazy shit Nevermind That's what gave it away to me Did she have a boy? I was going to say grandparents But then I was like nothing That wouldn't have given it away to me I love you guys

Thank you guys for watching Until next time If you're ever watching Family Feud at home, just tune in. And you see Steve practice. Come holla. Because you never know if we might need a substitute for the next time we do Rambling Feud

on the Grass Studies Podcast, if this did well. I think it's gonna do great. Until next time, I think we're gonna record another episode and it might be pretty sloppy. But it's gonna be great. You're gonna love it. Until next time. I think we're going to record another episode and it might be pretty sloppy. It's going to be great. You're going to love it. Until next time. I already said that. Are we doing this?

Yeah. Congrats on the trophy. I was going to say so. I'm strong enough to take these dreams and make them mine. Can you take me higher?