Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 59: I might be shit faced

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, we recorded a continuation directly following episode 57, "Rambling Feud." So, if you like listening to three drunk guys talking loudly to each other about God knows what, then this is the episode for you! Enjoy! SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I was driving down a 16th fairway, which is pretty straight. No, no, no. The McKinney. Where the hell are we going? Oh, the McKinney. Sorry, I thought we were talking about... I might be shit-faced. Huh?

Jesus, man. Where the fuck are you going? Oh. Have you ever noticed that every time you smack, I make a noise? You go, eh. Yeah. I always make a noise. Welcome to the... It's been a while.

Tornado podcast. Tornado. That's crazy. Podcast. It always gets... I need to up my tornado technique because it always gets super foamy because you're borderline

shaking the bottle when you're trying to get the... Yeah, I think it might be... Do you think it's the beard also? No. I don't know.... Do you think it's the beard also? No. I don't know. What do you look? Oh, you need a bottle opener? Yeah.

You need the horsey? Does it do it with bush bottles? I feel like bush isn't very... Okay, so here's the thing. I've seen videos of guys doing it, and they usually take like a swig out of it because you need to have enough like a room in there well i've also seen guys do it this looks real gay but i've also seen guys do it but then

like once they're like doing it they open their mouth i think there's more of a technique to it than people think they're just like they start with their mouth closed and then they like open like like that specifically i'm talking about the guy that goes like yeah that guy's like that's like what he's known for can we pull that up no we're not using that but um he clearly sex cop uh-huh not okay i'm jake and i'm a grass. I kind of forgot we're recording. Is that all out on the pod? I don't know if this one's going to go first or... No, I think you should start with the good one.

Yeah, because I'm about to do this. But I'll probably upload these in subsequent weeks. Let the true fans experience this pod. So what do you mean? Like this is going to be like. Upload the game like right away and then upload this next week. Yeah. Okay.

Because the new audience is going to be more into the game. And I did kind of set it up like we're going to record another one. Yeah, true. So they're aware. So okay, yeah. So if you're just tuning into this one as a fresh one, this is our second episode of the night that we're recording. And I'm sorry you missed one of the greatest episodes.

We are deeply sorry that you, Paul, what am I saying? That you missed. This episode is going to be a little bit sloppier. Spencer finally won something. That's where we're getting at. Listen, if you haven't seen the first episode, click out and watch that. If you haven't seen the episode right before this one, go and watch it. I'm not sure.

I'll probably just name it Rambling Feud. That's a great title. Also, I want to give a shout out. Give a shout out. To Maggie Killam for having a baby. Because that. You were up one. But that one sealed the victory.

That sealed the deal. That sealed the victory. Your sister sealed the deal for having a baby. My sister's cervix sealed the vic. Shout out cervixes. Shout out to women. Okay. Shout out broad.

Okay, okay. Let me stop. Let's not get carried away here. Here we go already. We're three minutes in and it's getting way wire. Hey, shout out broad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That wasn't. Have you ever seen. seen okay so there was one there was one episode of two bears what are you looking is my fate down there it's right here oh there you go

two bears there was one episode of two bears where Bert was talking about you know Bert gets away with saying

some of the crazy you know what I noticed too dude he gets so much hate. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. I don't know how Bert's still alive. I don't even.

No, no, no. If you go on any Two Bears video, all the comments are just like, great, now Tom's not going to get a talk. It's like, this podcast platform is basically 50-50 Bert and Tom. I know. And everyone just talks shit over. You know what's weird for me is when I listen to a Grass Daddy's podcast, like just one of them. Shameless plug.

I like it. And then, like, after the Grass Daddy's podcast gets over, it flips to Two Bears. Does it really? Yeah. Okay, but every time. Are you following Two Bears? No.

Huh. So, my pick is a little bit hard, but are you telling me that we've been roped into the comedy category? I think we have. Maybe. Looking at our Spotify analytics. That's on Spotify, yeah. Jumping spider. Spotify, yeah. I know we're all a little bit inebriated,

but we've got to try to lock it in a little bit at least for this. Fuck, man. Okay, okay. At least we aren't burping throughout the entirety of the show. That's most of a podcast. I don't think you belched one time. I don't think we burped last time we did this.

I don't think so either. I was busy hosting. I'm Steve Hardley. Normally you have a big old one right in the mind. No, I don't ever do that. Nah. Hey Jamie, can we look up how many times Jake has burped into the mic

you know what i hate though because starting this podcast cam and i were like dude we gotta start a podcast as any friend group does dude we should have a podcast dude we're so funny we're funny yeah anytime we have a conversation and we're both laughing because we have this straight and central humor we can do do this. We have this funny. Like, we should so have a podcast. That basically was Cam and I. And we were like, oh, Jake is Tom and Cam is Bert. Like, we're so. But honestly, after listening, after starting this podcast and listening to episodes, I see a lot of similarities with myself and Bert.

Listen. Which. Bert gets an unreasonable amount of hate. I think. Right. I see where some people are coming from. But some people also just jump on the train of fuck Bert. Yeah.

Oh, listen to this high-pitched squeal. But two years ago, he was on top of the comedy. That's all I think it is. It's just people shift momentum. He is a technically top tier comedian. No, but like what I'm saying is like, if you listen to their podcast years ago,

people wouldn't have the same opinion. Right. To where I feel like it's just like people, somebody has that opinion and then another group just jumps onto it. And then it's like, I'm just going to run with Burt sucks. He's fat. He drinks.

I'm going to make my opinion the same as the larger. That sounded kind of personal, man. I was talking to you, actually. That sounded a little ranty. Turn me on a little bit. I've seen this and I've thought about it to where I'm like.

Has there been a lot of comments about me like that too? No, where. Yeah, we don't get comments. No, true. I watch like a YouTube short with Burt in it. And the whole section is everybody hates Burt. Yeah, I don't get it. You know, he might not be the funniest guy.

Not a lot of the things he says makes me laugh. But I don't hate the guy, you know, where it's like It's like, you're a Burt guy and you're tired of him. I don't know. You're a fan of Burt and you're tired of him. It's like some of the people You're a Sam fan and I'm tired of him. Some of the people are like, I don't think

Burt is as funny as Tom so I'm just gonna say that I don't think Bert is as funny as Tom, so I'm just going to say that I don't like Bert. And tell he kills himself eventually. Jesus, man. Well, that is the internet. Oh, mom. That's how the internet works, okay? We're not even 10 minutes in and you're talking about this?

Well, you bully somebody until they can't take it, and then a new guy comes along. Do you have something you want to tell us? I hate the internet. That's basically it. The internet kind of sucks sometimes. Listen, I like what you're doing with the internet. And this is not a political platform. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast.

But I do hate where it's like three people. I hate hate. And three people have an opinion. This actually leads me into a tarboro red. Do you get topics? I have topics wrote down. Okay good. So we're going to steer this conversation.

Let's get on topics. So we can actually do something here. Bert sucks. He's fat. Let's go into this topic that I have wrote down because this applies to it. I hate hate. On the contrary, I enjoy it. So I think this conversation.

So Lena and I had a conversation. Lena and I had a conversation. We were driving back from her parents' house, and we were rehashing. I think it was like a couple days after we were at a wedding reception and i kind of tied one on a little bit okay it was an open bar with pbr on tap and i was like oh my god it's over give me 50 right now and me and this other guy it's one of those moments where you're like i wish i had more than two hands yeah like I can't drink these fast enough and then me and this other guy were like

we gotta make it our mission to get like Nickelback on and we went up to the DJ and he's like I think I could squeeze one in and we're like it was just honestly I was on one that night I got a topic now now that you mentioned Nickelback I haven't even gotten to my topic

yeah I know but you mentioned Nickelback. I haven't even gotten to my topic. Yeah, I know, but you mentioned Nickelback and there's some stuff said in our group chat. Okay, say it after this. Say it after this. Oh, yeah. So, this and this applies to you too. This is coming

full circle. This is the same wedding reception I tried to set you up. Oh, with the Nazis? What are you talking about god what you tell me with that last name she wasn't nazi i don't know that's honestly valid so her mom i'm not gonna say so her mom i'm taking bitch no this is funny this is funny this is funny her mom came up to me yeah i basically was just like like she came up behind me and was just like you and lena are so such a nice couple and she was like you you're like such a great will you set up my daughter and then i was just like uh

like was one of your friends or something i was just like i i could maybe do that and i was like is she here and she's like yeah she's standing right behind me and then like she came up and then the mom just like vanished and i was just like then on like matchmaker mode and i was like i got a couple friends it's kind of awkward i got this 400 pound alcoholic you love. You're not 400. 450. Not even close. Anyways, I was having a lot

of fun. I was pretty buzzed. I was pretty buzzed. I was in my element. I was socializing like a motherfucker. Basically, I had... And this is where I'm like Bert bird when i'm in a social setting no listen you do the laugh when i'm in a social setting i like being the center of attention true and when i'm rolling and i'm making people laugh it's hard to stop i love it it's so hard i

feel like i have people eating out of the palm of my like i feel like i'm performing i do this at the bars where i'll get a group of buddies laughing it's or like and you feel like I have people eating out of the palm of my hand. Like, I feel like I'm performing. I do this at the bars, where I'll get a group of buddies laughing. And you feel like you're performing. And it's like people I've never met, and I get them laughing. It's like, all right. I crack my knuckles. I'm like, all right, let me pull out the fucking. Right?

Let me. You start almost pulling out material. Like, things you think will make them laugh. I'm a stand-up comedian. And it's like, oh, they didn't laugh at that? Fuck, so uh so this is another so this is another reason why i think i'm like burt because i heard him telling a story where he was like i was at summer camp and like i'll do material with my friends and i was murdering and tom was like you'll do material he's like yeah i was murdering i was like what i was like i'm kind of like that dude i'm the polar opposite of that

like if i have people laughing, I'm like, I'm murdering right now. Like, I'm making everyone laugh. Anyways. There's not a trophy you're not here. So, Lena and I were... No. Fuck it up. Shut up. So, Lena and I were on our way home from her parents. Alright. You guys get your two feet.

Lena and I were on our way home from her parents and we were talking about this whole night and I was kind of explaining to her why I love to do that and I was like there's so much negativity and anger in the world

on the internet where people are always quick to jump on the hate train you know what I mean and I'm like I could not be more opposite where people are always quick to jump on the hate train. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I'm like, I could not be more opposite. I just love to have a good time.

I love to make people laugh. It's my favorite thing. And I just said, I love to laugh. That's what I said. I was like, I love to laugh. And Lena just looks at me. She goes, are you drunk? No. I was like, what?

I do like getting on there. Like she thought what I what I said was crazy no I hear both sides of work what I do I love to laugh she's like I'm all about the hate train though I do I do love a hate train why I'll never jump on it oh I jump on that thing no I'm a goddamn conductor in some situations. You're starting it? Oh, yeah. Let's take this into the NFL. That one game that Sam Darnold's gonna have. That one bad game this year Sam Darnold's gonna have. Right on the

hate train. Fuck that guy. Your hate train is sports related where you're're like i don't like this player i'm talking about real life like just negativity that is real life that's a human being this shit's real to me no i'm talking about like being a negative for no reason other than to make yourself feel better like uh it makes me feel better saying saying Sam Donald's shit. You know those posts I send to you? That cannot be talked about on this. Well, they can't.

That cannot be talked about on here. It's a bunch of people with a quarter of a brain, and I send them to them for my enjoyment. I did. For my enjoyment. God, God, God. No. Okay, okay, okay. Your algorithm.

My algorithm sends me. No, no, no. I'm trying to save bottle caps. It's all right. It's all right. I don't care. Here. You already ruined it.

You already deformed it. That's going to be. This episode is so in shambles. This episode is off the rails. The most sober guy. Can I just say my piece? Say whatever you want, dude. You had your piece.

Cam. Oh. Cam. He's somewhere in the Sahara Desert. Yeah. Joshua Tree. He was on a camel and sending us videos over the group chat, you know? Somehow he had reception.

Yeah, I don't know how. I think he hooked up an ethernet cord to like a fake It was like a fake pharaoh statue That was actually like a telephone pole Yeah that could have been But he said something This is This kind of goes more towards Ben

He said it's a video of him snorkeling like a Like a Tahiti I don't know I think that's Mexican But anyway it kind of goes more towards him what his like what he would say an s-tier band was is this what you wanted to talk about yeah okay this is your s-tier band well me well what was it that came hot chili peppers yeah no oh for wait for camera for me well like what do you cam red hot chili peppers yeah no oh for wait for camera for me well like what do you said red hot chili peppers nickelback creed no like i don't know what are we talking

about well cam sending that video on the cameras are s tier i don't think no i don't think but that's also for if you're i think in terms in terms of just legendary notoriety, they are. They gotta be up there for sure. They're up there. I don't know. Everybody knows Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're an infamous band. They are.

They're an infamous music group and that's why. Yeah. Just like Queen or Led Zeppelin. It's almost like they've earned that spot. Regardless of how good their music is. I think ACDC... I wanted to ask ben what he thought because he is a big like rock wait so what what am i answering well what do you think

do you think red hot chili chili peppers are in the s that's not my cup of tea though i'm more into like blues you know rock and roll that's's not Red Hot Chili Peppers at all. Okay, but just in the basic general notoriety of the music. Notoriety, they got to be up there. Right. A or S. Right. But that's not because I think they're good.

That's just because people know them. Dude. It's a very subjective. I mean, it's like, do you think this movie is S-tier? It's like, that's such a subjective thing because anyone can like or dislike this certain genre. Where you're coming from seems right,

where it's like, as far as public knowledge goes. Yeah. They're a very well-known... It takes away from the personal aspect of it. Okay, my thing is like, three doors down. Fuck them. They aren't really a well-known band, necessarily, but they have really, really well-known songs.

So, like, where do you go into that area? Because, like, they have a pretty famous, like famous like kryptonite that's a really famous song but they're not that well known like they're well known but not like let's okay let's see that's what i'm saying like i feel like it's the same way what are other well okay okay what are yeah what are other bands that like because when you said three doors down you had no idea i wasn't sure who you were talking about and then you when you said kryptonite I'm like I could sing you that song yeah what's another music group like that Weezer we're third I kind of blind okay three doors down.

I feel like it's a little bit more well-known. Well, you know, you know, like kryptonite is a pretty famous song with a band. That's like, I know that Bryce played that all the time. Well, you would know the song, but he was also begging for a coffin. He was also. Yeah, but you would know the song. But he was also begging for a coffin. He was also, yeah. But you would know the song. He was looking for a hate crime or begging for a coffin. Yeah.

That was Bryce, dude. That was fucking Bryce. And listen. Lance, we don't find hate crimes often at a country club. When we first started this, I think he was like, I put your podcast on, but don't listen to it. Yeah, he told me

that he puts the podcast on and turns his volume off. So you guys get a view, but really... We'll take whatever we can get. That is a homie, though. Think about it. That is a G.

How cool you gotta be to not listen to anything for like an hour and then just be like, well, I guess I'll play it. Okay. It's not that bad. I don't think he was actually doing that. No, I don't think he was listening to it. No, he said he did it on YouTube because he said when he was cooking food, he would just

start playing it. Why would he ever do that? I don't think he was doing that. To be a good friend? Whatever. All right. Him and Alex probably- You want a new topic? Fucking blowing coal on each that. To be a good friend. Whatever. All right. Him and Alex probably... You want a new topic?

...fucking blowing cum on each other. Jesus. Yeah. Wait, what? What'd you just say? Nothing. Just put a new topic out there. Okay, you want a new topic?

Yeah. Can we not talk about fucking... Never mind. This is getting haywire. This has been like the most political... Okay, let's do this. I got a good topic for this. Never gotta get i got a good topic for this i got a good topic for this situation so

another time i was at uh i was at my parents house not long ago i can't remember what the occasion was ice and roots yep we were just getting together, having some supper, playing cards. Did you know Ice went to college? And we were talking... My mom. Oh. We were talking about... We were talking about...

For some reason, the topic of just being extremely hungover came up. And... Fuck. My mom went to college. But this wasn't when she was in college. We were talking about how there was one time she was super hungover and she was like, went to church the next day. Oh, man. And like, got sick.

Like, had to go to the bathroom. I swear to God. Dude, my mom fucking partied. That's the only reason I'm not religious is because... What? Who's showing up to, like, a Sunday mass? Well, you don't have to. And we're Lutheran.

It's not mass. What do you got? Just church. Oh, I'm Catholic. It's mass. I'm Catholic. We got mass, dude. Yeah.

We're doing it. It's mass, baby. Hey, we're doing fucking mass, dog. Yeah. Hey, you pussies are doing fucking. I'm converting y'all. What are you doing? Absolutely not.

What, church? It's the same thing as mass. You're going to hell, brother. You're going to hell. Okay. At least I won't go to purgatory first. Hey, we're not eating. Okay, okay.

And I'm not going to say what I was about to say Anyways Speaking on a hangover This has been our most political episode yet I got a question for you guys What's up with the kids at the Vatican You bring up like Little topics

I'm setting up a story What's sparking my brain Dude Jesus Christ My brain's like a little spark plug right now, and you're trying to start the engine. I finally feel like Cam is back. He is a hamster with a wheel. It's just... But it stops at any time.

Do certain beers give you, like, bigger or less hangovers? That's where you're going? No. No? Oh, my God. It just depends on how much I drink of whatever I'm drinking. So it's just me. By the way, he tried to pull the bullshit.

Okay. What was it? Bush Light doesn't give me hangovers. Your body is literally a test tube. Dude, ultras give me a fucking, I can't move for a day hangover. Okay. But if I drink any... If it's the same alcoholic content across

different beers, it affects your body differently? Oh, yeah. I don't believe that! I drink 15 Ultras one night. How many chromosomes you got? Probably about zero. Well, that's too many. We gotta bump those numbers up.

46 is what I'm looking for. Okay. But anyways, no. I drank like 15 ultras. Couldn't move the next day. Next weekend, drank 15 bushlights. Woke up. I'm like, here we go.

Well. So, to answer your question, no. Bushlights is scam. Maybe I haven't drank enough or done enough research. There is so many different things that can weigh into a hangover. The amount of sleep you get, the amount of water you drink, a mindset? That is a physical thing that happens to your body. The amount of sleep you get is crazy how much it affects a hangover.

Because it affects how much your body recovers. No, but like I'll wake up like. How much water you drank. How much food you ate. How much time between when you woke up and went to bed. I can guarantee you. Both of those weekends there was not much food in the old belly. Okay.

Yeah. Before you came here, you said you had a pack of ramen. Yeah. I did give you a couple slices of pizza, though. One slice. I took one. Okay.

It was so hot, dude. He was like... Like, he freaking freaked out. Dude, it was like tea. I felt like I was fucking eating lava for a second. There's a gas station that gives you a personal pizza by my house, and I ate. I crushed that in probably two minutes. It was.

Talking to your mic. Oh, sorry. It was a sickness. Okay, is that a mosquito wristband? Like, is that a mosquito repellent wristband? This is my lady's. Whoa. Hairband.

Hey, bitches, get out of here. That's your ladyent wristband? Yeah, what are you... This is my lady's... Whoa! Hairband. Ooh. Hey, hey, bitches. Get out of here. That's your lady's wristband? Yeah. It looks like a telephone. We'll be right back. Okay, let me finish what I was saying.

Okay, okay. Christ almighty. Oh. So we were talking about hangovers. Finish that. I think... I think that's what we were talking about

we were talking about my mom being sick going to church i think i think another story was about her going to work and she was sick but we were talking to my dad we're like papa rude yeah papa rude we were like did you ever have like a nasty hangover that you thought of and he was just like well first of all and this is actually just the other day. He was like, I was never hungover because I was usually starting up right when I woke up. So I was never hungover. Fuck that. Okay.

But okay. But he was like, not that I can recall, but there was one time I fell asleep standing up at work. We're like what so so so he used to work at a place called ags services in grand island basically it was like a plant where they would like to spare you the details they would like mix fertilizers like depending on you know you go out if you do it right are they good fertilizers you go out you go out to like a field and you take a bunch of samples and then you can like if you take the samples you can figure out what different like chemicals a field needs yeah so they'll like basically get a prescription for a field and mix fertilizers you know like nitrogen phosphorus so papa rude is a genius npk no is that

what you're talking about yes oh so my dad would basically they'd get like a little sheet that would tell them how much of each they would need to like mix together and it's basically medial labor and my dad was like You better catch up My dad was telling me like in the busy time of season He said they'd be working like 15 hour days Like As long as the farmers Needed

You know it's called ag services Because if the farmers need This or that You know they gotta take it out to the farmers Is Wilderness Ridge on an ag services basis at this point? I think it might be. So what my dad was telling me was, like after work, he was like, basically you get off from your 15-hour shift and you go.

He was telling me they'd go out and they'd drink on fire roads and a fire road was basically like do you know what a fire road is absolutely a fire road like a turnoff a fire road is the fire hydrant out in the country. Yeah. A fire road. Basically they called it that because it was like in between fields there'd be a road of dirt to if there was a fire spreading theoretically it would stop at the dirt and wouldn't spread.

So you'd go out in the country. Fireworks off there. You didn't have no gravel roads in Cali. Watsonville, California. Absolutely not. Look up Watsonville, California. So he was saying. Absolutely not. Shout out Watsonville, California.

Look up Sterling, Nebraska. Well, no shit. You lived on a fucking acre of gravel, dude. Dude, motherfucker. We had 10 paved roads in the entire town. So he was saying that you'd go out on fire roads. So he was saying that you'd go out on fire roads. We're having a pour off.

And drink. Yeah. Like in someone's vehicle. Well, he said there was one time where he was pretty drunk, working a lot of hours, so consequently not sleeping very much. Well, he was at work one day, and he was standing there with another guy mixing fertilizers, and he was leaning up against a wall, and he just fell asleep while standing up against the wall. Happens to the best of us. And his boss came by.

And kind of like. Hit him you know. You alright? And my dad was kind of like. Yeah. I'm. Pretty tired. But I'm alright.

And his boss was like. Okay. But he fucking. Fell asleep. Standing up. Leaning against the wall, fell asleep. That's probably like the hundredth. That is crazy.

That's probably the hundredth time his boss experienced that too, where it's like, well, of course. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's a different time. We got another drunkard. I mean, that's what. When my dad's severely hungover, he claims he has the flu. He'll hit you with the

green bottle flu? Or the clear bottle flu? He'll hit you with the I'm sick, I think I ate something bad. He'll hit you with the food poisoning. I took two buzz balls in the face and chased him.

You do the same thing. Yeah, I might be sick. You do the same thing. Yeah, I might be sick. Well, because you drank probably 400 drinks, and then we're like, well, I had a bad beer at a bar, so I think that's probably what got me. It was like, all right, sure. Oh, yeah. The fucking McKinney's, dude. McKinney's gave me a sour beer.

That fucking beer was bad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to talk about it. Oh, we also got to talk about it. That motherfucking beer was bad Yeah, yeah, yeah I gotta talk about Oh, we also gotta talk about That motherfucking beer was bad Hey, mud on the cart Mud on the cart Wait, do the bosses listen to this at all?

No Alright, good Dude, that beer was bad at McKinney You drank 400 drinks It fucked my stomach up Yeah, okay, okay, okay The other 399 drinks Start from the top

Ben, tell your version of the story You can defend yourself after So, this isn't gonna look I drove, I was driving I was driving Down a 16th Fairway, which is pretty straight What? No, no, no

Where the hell are we going? Sorry, I thought we were talking about... I might be shit-faced. Jesus, man. Where the fuck are you going? I'm at McKinney's. You're at Roldanus Ridge. Where the fuck is this story headed?

You got a different priority. I guess. God damn. So me and Spencer at this point... Let me backtrack. Let me back guess. God damn. So me and Spencer at this point, let me backtrack. Let me backtrack. Hey, man. I'm not being so nice.

Let me backtrack. Hold on. Let me backtrack. Let me get there. Let me get there. That's going on the bin quotes. Your cigarette. Ugh.

No, okay. So me and Spencer. He said that by me. We were trying to get into the Bra- er, not the Bra- rail Rail yard Oh my god Could not get into the rail yard So we were like, let's find a local bar

How many people have clicked off of this video? Every one of them Connor- hey, hey Bones Shout out Bones He's all about this. He loves it. Bones is eating this one up. So, yeah, we're going to talk this episode out.

Okay, shut the fuck up. Yeah, you're the problem. Tell the story. So we're at McKinney's. Tell us. Come on. Shut up. We're at McKinney's.

We're drinking. Okay. Spencer, where's the beer? Sorry. Start from the beginning. You guys drank a lot. Oh, we drank a lot. We pre-gamed hard. At his house? Yes. Okay.

And multiple people's place. Whatever. Mainly Spencer's. We showed up at whose apartment? Whatever. Doesn't matter. Talk in your mic. We did. We got an Uber from somebody else's apartment. Shut up.

Alright, so... So you were pre-gaming. I think it was Will's apartment. Yeah, it was Will's apartment. So we got an Uber. So it's Colorado, Nebraska. If nobody knows, that's the game of the year.

Everybody's trying to get to that game, watch it from wherever. Tickets were hundreds. Hundreds of dollars. Sometimes thousands. Everybody knew we were going to blow them out to you. A hundred bucks. Whatever. And we did.

Obviously. We shut them out. Not shut them out, but we came to them. Whatever. Whatever. The point is, Spencer, it's like, we're not getting it. We go to McKinney's. We get to McKinney's.

You go to a bar in the Haymarket. A bar in the Haymarket. After having pre-gamed at multiple places. A lot. Having drank lots of beverages. Yeah, like more than 10 is what I'll say. So I didn't have more than 10. I get probably, what did I get? A rum and coke, and then you got a beer. Yeah, like more than 10 is what I'll say. So I didn't have more than 10. I get probably what I get, a rum and coke, and then you got a beer.

Yeah. And he's – you were fine actually after the beer. It wasn't until the next day where Spencer's like, you know, that beer at McKinney's probably got me. He probably had 40 drinks after the beer at McKinney's. I don't even remember those. Of course you don't. You were blacked out. What I'm saying is...

Talking to your mother. What I'm saying is... Dude, these stories are going to go haywire after McKinney's. We'll find. No, but... Okay, basically, You had tons of drinks You went to McKinney's Had some kind of beer

One drink One drink That's the funny part And then you go Man that one beer I had Out of the 50,000 You want to hear McKinney's conversation

Yeah sure So we were pre-gaming at my house 50,000 fucking You want to hear McKinney's County though? Yeah, sure. So we were pre-gaming at my house. I had White Claws. And I got a 24 rack and I drank them all. So 24 down. We're at 24 White Claws. Yes, I know.

How fast did you drink 24 White Claws? Like, probably like four or five hours. Jesus Christ. So, I mean, it was a good long time. And then I remember getting to Will's. I drank the rest of them there. Probably drank four at Will's.

And then we Uber down to the rail yard. And I look up and I see the line to the rail yard. It's like all the way to Barry's. And I go, him, we're not getting in. Might as well go to McKinney's. And he's like, I'd be down for that. And so we walk to McKinney's. I get one beer.

Wait, so you were already in the rail yard? No. Oh, yeah. I look at the line. This was the Mike story. Order for Mike? Yeah. I love his story. This is way before that, though. This is like an hour

before that, though. I'm going to say what I remember. Honestly, if you have a sick... I don't even care. Fucking spark it up. So this is like what I remember. This is how I remember it. This is awesome. So you heard him. Him story.

This is kind of like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me your version. 24 white claws in four hours. Yeah, fortifying, man. Fortifying. I mean, let's be honest here. But then we go to McKinney's. I get a beer, and then we go and I...

What did you get that apparently fucked you up so bad? I said, I told the waitress, I said, give me your lightest beer you have on tap. You're like, I'm 24 deep at this point. I need something that's next to water but still has alcohol in it yeah she was like i got what you need that's basically what i told her by saying give me your lightest beer you have okay and this beer was sour what do you mean by sour like stale or like, it tasted like you put a fucking warhead in your mouth. Like, literally sour. Oh, yeah.

The tangy sour, and I'm like... Do you even remember what it was? No. Like, what the name of it was? No. I didn't ask. I was too fucked up to ask. You're like, I don't care the price.

I don't care the name. I don't care the name. I just... I'm gonna do it. So I did it. I don't even think I finished it. And then I remember getting so fucked up. I was like, hey, I know a way to get in. So we get into the rail yard.

Meet your... Wait, we gotta tell the story of how you got into the rail yard. Oh, we jump the fence. Tell the whole story. Tell the whole story. We're walking through... I'm trying to train these guys on how to tell a proper story. So we're walking through the alley.

We walk through the alley. We walk through the alley and then we go down by Mellow Mushroom. The alley where you like to puke. Yeah, I love that. And piss. Not piss an alley. And puke an alley. But anyways, so yeah. And then we come out

on Pinnacle Bank Road. Like that road that's Mellow Mushroom's on the corner on Pinnacle Bank Road, like that road that's Mellow Mushrooms on the corner, Pinnacle Banks to your left, you know. We walk down that way, and I'm like, oh shit, let's just cut across here and get into that Mellow Mushroom outside seating. And then for some reason him goes oh we gotta go into mellow mushroom i'm like why the failure is right there there's nobody

standing there let's just go and he goes no we gotta go into mellow mushroom there was security wait but there was a hundred percent why couldn't you get into the rail yard? Wasn't it like max... It was max capacity. It was max capacity. Yeah. But anyways... And they had a blockade.

Wait, but they had a blockade set up between... With security. The road. Between Mellow Mushroom and Longwells. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where that's where you gotta...

They were checking ID. They had the whole street blocked off, basically. Yeah. But then we walk into Mellow Mushroom and he goes you got an order for Mike and she goes no and he goes god damn it and looks around and then we

walk out and then we walk kind of like because it's like connected there's like a small brick wall you step over to get into Mellow Mushroom. And then if you walk out the door, you're in the rail yard. And then we walk a little like probably 30 to 45 paces south of Mellow Mushroom. And then there's another opening with no security and we walk into the rail yard.

And then next thing I know. Like we in cocksuckers. And then next thing I know, after we walk in the rail yard, then next thing in cocksuckers and then next thing i know after we walk in the rail yard i black out next thing i know i'm what is that what is that like oh next thing you know i black out like what do you mean how can i if the whole basis around a blackout is you don't remember anything how can you remember blacking out? No, because you can remember where the... I remember... Can you remember your last memory?

Yeah. Like, I'm walking into the rail yard, and then boom. And then I... That's your last memory is walking. And then I come to, like, keeled over on... By the rail... Keeled over? Yeah, by the train station the last uh parking garage

and i'm calling and then like i come to telling courtney like where i'm at and they're like you gotta pick me up right now and i just go and then i remember her like parking her car getting in the car and then then, boom, done. Don't remember until I woke up. That is every Spencer story downtown, by the way. I gotta pee. Is he gets there, gets fucked up for two hours, and then it's like. Gets there, and you're like, you want a drink?

And he's like, I've had ten. And then you lose him. You're like, what? And then it's like, Corned picked me up. And it's like, when did that happen? He's like, I need 25 McNuggets. And then I'm good. Buy me 150 pizza rolls and two orders of large fries and I'll be good.

That is Spencer. One of my topics here is about eating binges. So it's kind of funny how he came to that. Oh, I can give you some answers. Remember when you tried to train me how to. Train you? Train me how to. Ben tried to train me how to figure out where my stopping point was one night.

Oh, that didn't happen at all. No. Like your alcohol limit? Yeah. He was like, you gotta feel it coming on and you gotta stop yourself. I feel like you can feel the fuzz of the night. No. The fuzz.

Where it's like, I might like this next drink might play a vital role. Put me over the edge. The next drink is a coin flip. Right. Okay, but in your scenario, the coin flip being blacking out or not. Oh, yeah.

But his coin flip we were talking about was impinging on his golf game. There's times. So what kind of golf game I mean What kind of coin flip Are you talking about I have no idea The coin flip Is finding your way home When you're downtown

I always find it That's the first one I always get my way home Well you have Courtney So that's Yeah That's a cheat code A lot of us have to use

Uber And it's like Oh Uh That's the fourth white car I've seen. Is that mine or not? Smoking your mic. Yeah.

I don't know. Dude, I... Hey, smoke into your mic. No, like, I don't know. You don't know what I'm talking about. Like, there's been times when I was in college where I just skipped the whole drunk phase and went straight to a blackout. What?

I don't even want to know what that's like. Oh, it was scary. I thought I missed the entire party. Wake up and Connor goes, dude, you were a fucking menace last night. And I go, I don't even remember anything. Okay, okay. How about this? Tell me about Blackouts are kind of scary.

Tell me about a time where you came to from a blackout like the next day and someone was like, dude, you said the craziest thing to so and so that you're willing to divulge tell me about a blackout

story where you're like I really did that I got a worse one than saying something or just something you did like you put mustard on your dick and put your dick in a hot dog bun and walked out to the whole party naked

when I was in college we perused like right by the missouri river yeah and we were me and connor had a house party i remember i was drinking and then you know like i had was drinking natty light because i was broke college student cheap beer liquid gold yeah liquid gold and i was drinking all that and the next thing i know i wake up because i felt warm like really hot and it was the sun rising and connor was pissing on you and he was like dude you got stung by a jellyfish like how did we get to an ocean oh hell no ocho you better come no and i just better come on my mouth i woke up because the sun was hitting my

face and i was on the beach on the river wait and that's i wasn't that far off and that's like and that's from me and connor's house that was like a 10 mile walk so i had to have either rode with someone walked i don't know but i walked down that woke up next to a river yeah and i called connor i go you gotta pick me up and he goes where the fuck are you and i go i'm at the boat dock. And he goes, how? And I go, I don't know. Were you crying? I was,

yeah, it was close. Damn near, pert near. Cause I was hurting bad, like hangover. Oh, I mean,

I'm tripping over. No jokes aside, it's gotta be scary. You're at a place you don't know where you are. Dude, I knew where I was when I woke up and I looked around a little bit. You're like, I don't know where I am.

I just want to practice. I called Connor because I was just pissed because I was still half drunk tripping over my feet and I'm like, I'm fucking muddy and just beat to hell. I'm like, you gotta pick me the fuck up.

He comes in and he goes, I mean, luckily you had your phone on you. Yeah, and it wasn't dead. I feel like a lot of times Blackout Stories are like, I don't know where my phone is or it's dead. My phone was dead. I don't have my wallet or keys.

It was my last call. It was at like 5%. So I had one chance probably. Oh, shit. Otherwise, I was walking all the way back to the house. It was bad. It was real bad. That sounds terrible.

Jesus Christ. Given, I don't think I... I've never really, like, fully, fully blacked out downtown Lincoln. No shit? I blacked out downtown lincoln no shit i browned out oh i've bought downtown yeah we know first time i ever went downtown lincoln i uh got dialed your mom butt dial my mom she found me on i don't even know what street you found me on it was the so Sandy's you know O Street oh yeah like 14th or something oh hell no

O hell no O Street he was on a north south street you about to L Creek water okay what you better come he was a block west of Sandy's on the north south street okay so I don't know yeah I don't know Block west of Sandy's on the north-south street. Okay, so, I don't know.

I called. Yeah, I don't know. Fucking, I don't know. Yeah. 16th, I don't know. Good guess, probably. That's where his mom found him. Yeah. It was four in the morning.

He was doing laps. Like, he did circles. I did probably two hours of laps. It was, like, four in the morning. Trying to find his car. I did probably two hours of laps. It was like four in the morning. Trying to find his car. I was trying to drive home. Don't drive home. Yeah.

I was trying to. Not a good idea, folks. I needed my car to get home. Listen, I needed a car to get home. That's fine. And by the grace of God, he butt dialed his mom. After, by the way... Wait, so why didn't you just call your mom?

Okay, well... You didn't want to admit to her? No, I was blacked out drunk. I don't know what's going on. I'm not making any thoughts by myself. There's no rational decisions happening. No, I'm not making a single thought. And, um...

I didn't mean to call her either. That was the thing. No, I'm not making a single thought. And, um... I didn't mean to call her, either. That was the thing. I blacked out, butt-dialed her. Your phone did an SOS for you. I shattered my phone. My phone screen was... I couldn't see my phone screen. Oh, my God. I didn't know that part.

Oh, yeah. Ask Gavin about that. I couldn't see my phone screen, and I managed a butt dialer. And she's like, where are you? I'm like, you know, I'm not giving an answer. I'm like, I'm a fucking, you know, fucking grade 14 over here. You know. Like I'm by a valve box. Yeah.

By the Sacagawea statue. Yeah, so there's a fire hydrant. Come find me. And it's basically like that. There's a homeless man, and he's playing a washboard. Oh, and then my dad. I love that guy. My dad tried to.

Dude, he has like a washboard tie that he wears now. He's upgraded. I've given him a couple bucks. I have too. I haven't admitted this to anybody, but... Whoa. Live on the pod. Hold on.

On the pod? Live on the pod. Hold on. Let me document this. Let me time stamp this. My dad was like, you were on Vine and 27th, which by the way is nowhere... Wait. During when this story took place?

When I blacked out, which is nowhere near is nowhere... Wait, during when this story took place? When I blacked out. Which is nowhere near the Haymarket or O Street. It's very far from both places. 27th and Vine? Look up 27th and Vine. I know where 27th and Vine is. Just know where O Street is.

It's a couple months. It's a couple months. From O Street. I used to park by the Walgreens there It's a couple months. It's a couple. From O Street. From O. I used to park by the Walgreens there to ride a bike to a math class I had when I was at UNL. So he was like, so what, you just parked on 27th and 5th? In the Walgreens parking lot. And he was like, so there was like a tattoo parlor. And I rode my bike.

There was a tattoo parlor and he's like, so you. Moose's tooth. God, dude. Nope. I wish you would have got a tattoo. Well, I don't. No's like, so you... Moose's tooth. God, dude. No, Penelope's or something? Well, I don't... No, I mean, there's Moose's tooth is in that intersection. No, but...

I would have laughed. No, but he was like, so you drove and I was like, no. Not at all. And he told me that and I was like, oh, no. Like, I fucking... I definitely drove to... Hey, cops. I definitely drove from the Haymarket to 27th.

Does that count, though, if you don't remember? Yeah. It shouldn't. It shouldn't, but it does. It definitely does, man. So my buddy Jake was driving from. Not me. Not him.

Different one. He was driving a black Ford. A different one? Different black Ford truck. And he picked me up in a different Ford. It was not me. No, it was a different four-seater. Not me.

It was a different. You're just describing my truck with my name. He's got nothing. He's got nothing. I got gotta back up the story some. It was a black F-150 Lariat Super Crew. Should we talk about the mud? Squeaky brakes. Yeah, get the mud story in.

Should we talk about the mud story? Oh my fucking god, please, for the last eight minutes. I need to hear it. This might have to be like a lost footage episode. i don't know if this is even postable it's bad so basically i'm gonna get fired on tomorrow no no no so me and spencer you made it right okay depend okay i'm saying no now but tell us the story and then i'll tell you whether or not I think you'd get fired. So we just... Talk into your mic.

So number 15 at Wilderness Ridge has a water feature that's a... It's kind of like a... It's nothing. How do you describe it? It's not a water feature. Talk into your mic. It's really not a... It's a honey hole.

A honey hole. Don't sidetrack him. What the fuck's a honey hole? See what you just did? We'll describe it after your story. No, wait. Shut the fuck up. Alright, so there's a hole.

Shut up and talk. There's a hole made of honey. Jesus Christ. It's a fucking water feature. It pours water. People who don't work at Gulf... Whatever. It's a fucking creek. That's all... Whatever. It's a fucking creek.

That's all it is. It's a water-fed creek. Listen, I get that you won the tournament, but let's calm down. That has nothing to do with it. No, you got to eat it. It's just a water... It's a water-fed creek. It's a water-fed creek.

And so we finished cleaning it. Everything went really well. Take your mic and put it up against your fucking mouth. This is so good. George, he's getting mad. I'm sorry. He's going like this. Hey, George, you need another one?

This one's full. Well, drink it. We should do a third episode. No, okay. My eyeballs are floating. I got pissed so bad. So basically, I was driving the crew around from 15 to 16

back to the shop, which... Who's the crew? Him. He's the crew. Literally me and him. I go driving. I see a cart,

and I'm like, oh, I should avoid that. Hey! Talk into your fucking mic! I see a cart. I'm like oh I should avoid that Hey Talk into your fucking mic I see a cart I say let's avoid that Turns out I missed it a lot I hit the biggest

Mud pile you've ever seen Right by 16 green You know that turn kind of Oh yeah Both tires I know exactly what happened, but they don't. Both. Okay, so me and Spencer were like, okay, let's hope for the least worst.

Like, I just got the cart muddy. I went back. So I drove into a mud pile, splashed mud everywhere onto a member's cart. And my thinking is I just look straight down and I'm like, if I don't see this, it didn't happen. I didn't look at them either, to be fair. I have totally avoided them. But then I felt so bad because I know how that probably feels. So this guy just splashed mud everywhere and he drove away.

I was at the shop and you guys come flying in. And you're like, do you have a rag? And I was like, no in And you're like do you have a rag And I was like no And you're like where can we get a rag And I was like I don't know And then you're like him fucking Sprayed mud all over someone's cart Spencer does love to just

Throw the blame on somebody else I wasn't driving And then run away So it's my fault No but you're going to say every... No, no, no. Oh, fuck. No, no, no.

If you were his co-pilot, you should have been like, left in 30 meters. Can I get some backup? No, what I'm going to say, though... I'm just kidding. Well, if we went left 30 meters, we're going to be in the goddamn fucking drainage ditch. I'm just kidding. Well, there's another mud pile probably 30 meters. What I'm saying is... I'm sure kidding. Well, there's another mud pile probably 30 meters. What I'm saying is I hit a mud splash that covered a member's cart and both their backs.

Both their backs. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. All we know is that you were getting a rag and heading back out, and that's the last thing we know. One of them with a totally white bag. Oh, no. So I go back and I'm like, so I think I hit your cart. And they're like, well, you got mostly the bag.

So you rolled up on them? With wet towels, I made sure to make, you know, I showed up. Paper towels or like rags? Rags. The blue rags. I went and grabbed the blue rags from the other game. Okay, okay. Yeah, I did.

Way to throw yourself under the bus, dude. I got you the rags. What I'm saying is... Fuck, no. No. So you rolled up on them on 17? In the fairway, 17. And you know what's funny?

And I pulled up to... So it's a threesome. So there's two carts. One with one guy. Another with two. I pulled up to the guy with one's a threesome. So there's two carts. One with one guy. Another with two. I pull up to the guy with one. I didn't touch his cart. I'm like.

He was fine. He was like. Right. And I was like. I think I messed up the other cart's bag. And he's like. Yeah, you did. And I was like.

Oh, he's like. Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, fuck. So I pull up to him. They're in the middle of 17. I pull up. I'm like. All right. And I was like. Oh, you were like, oh, yeah, you did. Oh, fuck. So I pull up to them. They're in the middle of 17. I pull up. I'm like, all right. I'm so sorry.

You were trying to rectify the situation. Oh, I acted. I was like, I'm so fucking sorry. This is going to kill me. You're acting like a little bitch. Right. But sometimes we have to do that. You have to.

Listen, I could give a fuck about their back. They have millions of dollars. Right. These guys. They can afford a new back. Right. But I have to act like I care, right? So there I am.

I'm so fucking sorry. And they're like, well, I think we can get the cart guys to do it. And I'm like, no. I'm like, no. So they weren't even trying to tell you, like, it's okay. Right. They were. But I'm like, well, so they're going to tell the cart guys.

The cart guys are going to tell the pro. The pro is going to call Tom, and sure enough, there's going to be a meeting about me. No. Getting mud. I don't think it would get that far. That's where my head was at. It might. It would probably die at Mike.

I hope so. Some little cart kid would be like, they got a bunch of mud on them. And Mike would be like, we'll fucking clean it. It was a white bag. That's what freaked me out. Because the black bag wasn't that bad. And I was like, well. It was a white bag bad.

Oh. Yeah. Dude, there was probably. What's the width of a Heineken bottle? Just a. I don't know. No, whatever. Fuck it. Fuck it.

There was a clump of mud. Three inches? There was a clump of mud on a white bag this wide. Just stuck to his bag. And I'm like, you want me to get that? And he's like, we'll ask the current guys. I'm like, so... I'm fired tomorrow.

You're not fired tomorrow. No, well, that's kind of where my head's been at since I did that. I was like, well, I might hear about it. There's going to be probably a meeting where it's like. You would only hear about it if they actually voiced a complaint. Which they might though. This is how it would go. This is how it would go.

This is, okay. This is how far it would have to travel. They tell the cart kid. A cart kid tells Mike. Mike tells Tom. It would probably die there, but Mike, unless it was really bad, would maybe be like, hey,

apparently one of the guys splashed someone's cart. Yes. Tom would tell Craig, and then in the morning meeting, Craig would be like, we need to watch where we're Apparently one of the guys splashed someone's cart. Yes. And their bag. Tom would tell Craig, and then in the morning meeting, Craig would be like, we need to watch where we're driving when we're around golfers. And then we would go about our day. That's where it would die. This is where I freaked out.

I don't typically wear the Wilderness Ridge uniform. And I was wearing a fucking purple Vikings hat. Which I didn't, I was like, that doesn't matter. There's only fucking two people out there wearing a black polo and a Vikings hat. By the way, I would cover for you 100%. I would cover for you. No, but that doesn't matter because. If they're going to fire me.

I don't care. Listen, I work at Wilderness Ridge because I like you and you. And Zane. And Zane. And Gavin. And... Nolan. Nolan.

I don't hate the other two. Early. I like Early. Okay. I love Early. You like everyone. Darius? Darius is cool.

Bruce gets on my nerve. I got to play him. Hey, George, we're at an hour. Go for it. Bruce sucks. No, no. Bruce is the man. But what I'm saying is...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was very concerned about my well-being at Wilderness Ridge. Because I've had problems with driving too fast from Tom. And I was like, well... You have a driving record. I have a driving record, and here comes another huge problem. Here comes another dent on the old record. Well, because... God damn it.

They can... This thing's so... How the fuck did you just do that? When I opened it, there was so much foam. I know. Shut up. It looks like you just shot cum all over the floor. Well, I did. And... Well, I did.

Okay. I don't know if we can... I'ma shoot it. I don't even know if we can publish this episode Oh hell no Ocho Hell no Ocho He's about to come Well I do have a couple more topics Can we cover them

Okay if you want to keep going Is this yours No mine's gone You were talking about how How dependent you are On your girlfriend to rescue you in your drunken times and needs. And cook me food. And cook you food. I see him.

I've only had ramen since you left. They are on a bachelorette trip right now. My girlfriend and your girlfriend. I've still been... I lived through college. I'm listening My girlfriend and your girlfriend are on a bachelorette trip right now Did your girlfriend send you any weird messages today? I don't know

So just mine Yeah They must have been playing Must have been They must have been playing some kind of game Remember the last time they played a game? What? Remember the last time they played a game?

Yeah that was really weird. Halloween or whatever? No, it was when they went... It was Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's what it was. Oh, yeah. They're like, what? Lena messaged me.

What the fuck? She Venmo'd me a dollar and was like, Thanks for last night. I can't stop thinking about your sweet lips. And I immediately Snapchatted her and was just like, You're playing a game, aren't you? Aren't you? And she was like, yes.

Ten cents. That's the end of that story. I know. The next topic. Hey, Georgie's got some sweet lips. Ask Cam. Next time Cam's on, everybody, ask Cam about Jake's sweet lips.

Literally all Cam needs to do is purchase a $50 blue snowball which is what you guys are using microphone and we and Cam and I could do on location or not on location but long

distance podcast episodes or whatever. Yeah. Anything over there. Once it gets back from Egypt. That would be hilarious. Well that's what I was saying the screen adds a level Just since podcast episodes or whatever. Yeah. Anything over the... Once he gets back from Egypt. Oh. That would be hilarious. Well, that's what I was saying. The screen adds a level of... We can add whoever we want, really.

We can put the little guy... If we FaceTime someone in and put them up on the screen. Oh, yeah. We can put the little guy in. Can we try it right now? Let's call Zane. Call Zane? Yeah.

Zane Zerbrook. I swear to God. Zane's probably... Let me... Plug me back in. Zane's probably about toane Zerbrook. I swear to God. Zane's probably Let me, let me, plug me back. Zane's probably about to come. He's coaching, well, I guess if it's 9.55.

And his lady's He's at the casino, I guarantee. Let me shut up. I gotta pee. Okay, here's the While we're waiting for this to boot up, the other topic I had was um I don't I don't remember I don't remember I don't remember what made me

think of this but I was thinking about this guy that was at Midland he was this black dude and his name his name was either Jen Nathan or Janathian. And after a while, it dawned on me, and I was like, did your parents, like, really want to name someone Jonathan? And then they got lazy. They got lazy and just went for Janathian. I don't know if he was like adopted But part of me thinks Like this guy was adopted By white parents who couldn't have a kid And really wanted a kid named

Jonathan And they named him Genathian Well call him Genathian What's the difference That's not really A topic It was something funny I thought about.

Hey, let's call G90. Are you fucking kidding me? What? That's your third cigarette in less than an hour. Alright, Mr. Judge Metal. Fuck you. We are FaceTiming Mr. Zuckerberg. I'm gonna put her on here first and then move it up?

Or should I just put her straight up? Yeah, just go straight up. His hard cock might be on the screen as soon as it comes out. Okay. Hey, look, it's Mr. It's Soup V. What if it's like his cock? Well, then this episode's not going to publish. You're going to get a lot of blur.

Because God forbid it might not at this point. I can't hear you. Oh, not available. Call him back. Call him back. Did you call Cam? Yeah. Call Cam.

Yeah, let's see what Cam. He's drunk. He said he's up to Cornhole and Chinanigan, so. Cornhole with who? I don't know. I don't know. But that's what he said in the... No, Cam.

He wasn't here. He was taking a piss. Wait, hold on. I heard it. Oh, did ya? Oh, did ya, pal? I did, pal. Let's record a third episode. Jesus Christ, man. We gotta work tomorrow. A third episode?

Dude, it's a Saturday. Oh, my audio stopped recording because I'm trying to FaceTime you. Oh, man. We got to work tomorrow. A third episode? Dude, it's a Saturday. Oh, my audio stopped recording because I'm trying to FaceTime you. Oh, shit. Yeah. Hell what? Fuck you. Why'd you give me that? What is that?

Fuck. Didn't go through. Oh, wait. It's going through. That was all ash. I'll be back. Hold Hold on what are we doing here Spencer just tried to kill me That's what happened

I thought you were Fucking I thought you needed to fucking dab Your fucking Shut up We're in shambles Fuck you Shut up, just shut up. Word shambles. He's like this.

What is that? It's a cigarette ashes. I thought he needed to dab his cigarette. So. Okay, my mic is not recording. I thought he needed to dab his... Just shut up, man. You're a tardy, dude. Okay.

You're a tardy. You can figure your way home, man. We're off the... We're off the... We're off the... I just drank ash, man. Jesus Christ. I thought you needed to dab your cigarette. No, I needed to ash man. Jesus Christ. I thought you needed a dab of cigarette.

No I needed a drink of. Thank you guys all for watching. This has been another great episode. Of the Grass Daddy's Podcast. With Oak and Cuzzo. Shout out to Oak. Thank you guys all for watching. What is that?

I thought you needed a dab of cigarette. It's been real. We love you guys. Thanks for watching