Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 7: Skers by 90

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast the boys are back after taking a week off "for Labor-Day." Kam and Jake talk about going to the record breaking Husker volleyball game as well as talking about some of their first Huskers experiences, and of course some wild and crazy stories sprinkled into the mix. Sounds like a recipe for a great podcast with a dash of blown out audio and a pinch of interrupting. Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes thats how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

My dad acts like he hates the Huskers. He's like, oh my god, these fucking Husker fans are so crazy. Tailgating like a day early. But then he'll watch the game and he'll be like, fuck it! You know, he'll just be... Drink Prime! Welcome to the podcast. That's Cam, I'm Jake, and we are...

The motherfucking Grass Daddies, baby! Okay. Jesus. Jesus. Anyways, we have more of the Grass Daddies, if you couldn't comprehend that. If you're wondering where we were last week, we took the week off because of Labor Day. Yeep. A.K.A. there was a Husker volleyball game on Wednesday that we went to.

We normally record on Thursdays, but the Husker football game was on Thursday so we were watching that and then Friday we just decided to have a chill day because we didn't have to work Saturday because normally we have to work like every day and then Saturday my family came down so I was another no-go and then Sunday I got fucking sick and then oh yeah so then Sundayay yeah okay i forgot about that we gotta talk about that do we want to do we want to crack open the beer menu first before we hold on as you guys can see our beer menu for tonight is budweiser um yeah pass me one of them camouflaged budweisers so as you can tell we're extremely ripped on this podcast and like you know i know that the camera adds a few pounds but like we're absolutely shredded and a lot of times people will come

up to me and they'll say like hey you know like what's your are you are you on a cycle or something like are you on roids and i just say no i'm natty baby I'm Natty it's like a diet in a can yeah it's like diet beer I like beers where I can hydrate while I'm drinking them at the same time you know what I'm saying yeah I usually have soda every morning which you may know

our listeners don't know two of our listeners, no. Yeah. But shout out to Gavin. Shout out to Gavin Spencer. I was like, you know what? I'm starting to pork on a few pounds.

It's barrel season. I'm going to hit him with that diet Coke. You've been fiending on that DC dude. Last couple mornings. You mix that with a honey crisp apple i thought you were gonna say like crown apple or like honey like whiskey or something but nope no you drink a diet coke and eat an apple an apple day keeps a doctor away well and a diet coke a day keeps them away a diet coke a day keeps a doctor away well and a diet coke a day keeps him away a diet coke a day keeps the coke away

so on sunday the other reason why we didn't record because we were maybe going to record sunday or maybe monday because we had like since we since it was labor day we did have to work which is fucking bullshit but we had a split shift so we're like since it was Labor Day we did have to work which is fucking bullshit but we had a split shift so we were like maybe we'll record it in the morning or something like that but Cam wasn't feeling very well and I'll let him explain

why he wasn't feeling very well well my my brother and his fiance and my niece came down this weekend and we went over to the big red Keno bar and grill and

I seen this stupid idea for the fucking oh don't act like you weren't just all over it like oh my god eating challenge I'm totally gonna do this eating challenge you guys dare me i don't really want to do it but do you dare me everyone's like i don't care you're like all right i'll do it is that how it went kind of well my brother told me i got free ice cream and he said

in columbus he'd always do it and finish the challenge and then give his dessert to the youngest kid in the place i'm like that'd be a really cool experience just giving his dessert to the youngest kid in the place. I'm like, that'd be a really cool experience, just giving a dessert to some... Be like, go give it to that kid, because I'm way too fucking full to eat this. Well, explain to them what the challenge is. So it's three half-pound patties, half a pound of bacon. Half a pound of bacon? I'm pretty sure, dude. It's fucking slobbered on there.

So it's two pounds of meat. Two pounds of meat. Oh my god. Dude, it's huge. It's like... I tell you what, I had it... And the fries, though, right? Yeah, and she's like, well, you could have got a smaller side.

That's what the lady at the deal said. I'm like... But it's an eating challenge. Exactly. Like, i could have got cottage cheese or fucking applesauce or something like that just bring me a diet coke and a honey crisp apple and i'll whip this thing apart um so then i was eating it eating eating it, and then everybody at the table, our lovely social media manager, was tagging along with it. They're like, you got this, you got this. I'm like, I'm going to fucking puke.

They're like, just take one more bite. You can puke after. Just get it done. They're like, just take one more bite. Took one more bite. I puked in the fucking cup on the table. Nuh-uh. Yeah.

You threw up right at the table? Yeah. I thought you might have went to the bathroom or something i puked in the cup and then i walked to the bathroom with a cup and dumped it in the toilet and walked back out oh my fucking god brother what dude i was telling him i'm like i am so fucking full right now nobody believes you yeah okay but this must be one of the challenges of being you you're such a boy who cried wolf situation because you over exaggerate so many things so that it gets to the point where every time you say something a lot of times especially your loved

ones will just be like like he doesn't know what he's talking about he's obviously like this guy obviously is just bullshitting. Yeah. So when you're like, I feel like I'm going to throw up, they're like, okay, that means he can eat at least ten more bites. And you're like, nope, if I take one more bite, I'm going to throw up. They're just like, fucking do it, pussy. And I only had a quarter of two patties. So.

Wait, so you didn't finish the challenge? No. Oh, so you didn't finish the challenge? No. Oh my god. Wait, was it like a clear cup? No, it was red. Oh, but it was still like transparent? Kinda. Who all was at the dinner?

Just my sister-in-law, my brother, my niece and Bailey. Good thing she's too young to remember that one. She'd be traumatized. She's so fucking cute, though, dude. She always has her little water bottle, and she'll come up to you, like, we're drinking, and she'll go, cheers. Does she have, like, a little miniature Stanley?

No. That's what I'm picturing when you say water bottle. Just, like, a little kid's water bottle. I was going to be that awesome uncle, you know, and get her like, have you seen those water bottles that look like a beer can, but they have the nipple on top of them? Can't say I have. I think that only sell that in Western Nebraska.

I want to order one. Where you're from. I did that Big Red Challenge. Dude, I swear it changed. When I was in Fremont I swear I remember it being though I remember it being like a triple bacon cheeseburger but when I did it they were like yeah they're like if you beat it you get a free dessert I'm like first of all you have to pay for the big ass meal, which it was expensive. It's like 20 bucks. Yeah, when I did it, I think it was like 18 something.

But and then I beat it. And then they're like, all right, what do you want for your free dessert? And I was like, I don't want a free dessert. I'm fucking full. I don't want to eat another thing. Yeah. So I guess I just got the pride of knowing that I gorged myself half to death and had to pay a bunch of money to do it. Well, dude, now that I know, the next time I go in there,

I'm just going to be like, if Bailey's like, yeah, I want a cheeseburger, and I'm like, yeah, I want a cheeseburger, I'm just going to be like, all right, we'll do the challenge, and I'm just going to cut it in half and just split the fucking thing in half. You get a cheeseburger for $10. I feel like you could get a really bitchy waitress it's like technically you can't do that because well then i'll fail the challenge but yeah it's not like you're signing like a blood

oath when you agree to do it they they knew what they were fucking doing. Because that was the greasiest thing I've ever fucking eaten. Oh, yeah. Now say what? Because you were throwing up for the next couple days. And this is why we didn't record. Because you thought you had food poisoning. I don't know what it was. Well, I don't think I ate that much.

Like, overate that much that I was, like, puking for that many. Like, because you were saying, like, i've been full before yeah like but so the next morning i woke up and i just felt like shit like you so this is monday morning now labor day yeah because you went Sunday. Yeah. So Monday morning. No. You said you went... Oh! No, it was Saturday night. Oh, yeah, okay. So it was Sunday morning, so I had to change cups.

And I woke up the next morning, and I got the dog taken down and everything. And I was, like, sitting on the edge of bed telling Bailey goodbye. I'm like, I'm going to fucking puke. And I went and puked, and it and it was like grease first and then the hamburger oh my god like there was so much grease it was like settling on top of the rest of the contents of your stomach yeah that's crazy disgusting that's like a science experiment they know what you're they know what they're fucking doing like they know they make it greasy as shit to like like you might finish this but it'll come at a price it'll take a couple years off your life if you complete it i don't know what the fuck i don't know what i got or why it upset my stomach

but i was puking we went to the metal grill i don't know if you heard that it's like really close i think it's pretty new it looks like it's pretty nice bar and grill it's like you know where firehouse subs is on 56th 56th and uh highway 2 i think so like that area just over by your place maybe it's 48th either way well you know where the firehouse by taco oh wait oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah no it's right across the street no yeah yeah no yeah okay yeah no yeah yeah no yeah okay and we went and ate there and i and i got the fucking chicken alfredo and like i ate two bites and i'm like all right i'm full and then i went home and I'm like, I'm going to fucking puke when I go to work.

And like from right after eating, like I just felt instantly like shit. Like I went home. We had to go right back to work because, you know, we get off work at 1030 and they're like, yeah, go ahead and be back here at one. I'm like, all right, well, make it home at 11. Yeah. like all right well i'll make it home at 11 yeah but and so then we went and ate i got home and i was just like laying on her bed i'm like i fucking feel like dog shit but it's like just call in you're gonna go to work they're gonna send you home anyways and i'm like no i'll be fine i get to work and i just start blowing chunks. And then...

But you made an attempt. Yeah. Which... Probably doesn't matter, but... Either way. That was my experience. I wish there was more eating challenges nearby. Because I like the idea of an eating challenge.

Well, Applebee's... They don't have an eating challenge. Yeah, do what spencer was just telling me about it it's endless boneless wings well that's not an eating challenge that's just come here and die well it's like uh like not like their set eating challenge but you can kind of make one with yourself to see how many plates you can get i guess there was spencer's told me there was a group of guys that went in there endless bonus wings and ate 597 oh my god what the fuck i thought i i just heard something on the radio where like a couple went in there or something like that and they like had a couple plates and then they were like no no, can't have any more.

You got to pay. And like made them pay a second or whatever. I don't know. What? I don't know. I heard it on the radio and everything that you hear on the radio is true. It's endless unless you're a fat ass. It's endless unless it's going to cost us money. But, um... And I guess there's also, like, a challenge

at Taco John's. Spencer was saying in Beatrice. You have so long to finish a six-pack and a pound. I've finished a six-pack and a pound before, but I've never timed myself. I feel like I could do that challenge over anything else, because I

fucking love Taco John's. We're going to have to bring back the eating challenges we should do it on here a little muckbang a little muckbang episode if our four dedicated viewers want to see it I suppose I don't see why not so I have to give a shout out to Corbin

because he said he watches every episode not necessarily not even listens watches he said he pulls them up. Not even listens, watches. He said he pulls them up in a second window while he's working. Hope I don't get him in trouble. Just kidding. Like, anyone at his work is going to see this and get him in trouble. But he says he pulls it up in a second window

and just watches it while he's working. He's like, yeah, I mean, like, it's entertaining. It's funny. I'm just like, thanks, my boy. That's like, which, which and i that was a thing like our i knew coming into this like our humor and our jokes and that stuff wouldn't work for everyone yeah it's not gonna be a podcast like where we have millions and millions of viewers it's not like fucking stupid like the stupid podcasts that are like uh impulsive this one but they're like today's episode we have this guest and guess

what we're just gonna spread a bunch of rumors and drama so a bunch of people tune in to listen to it we're just gonna like try like they're... They don't even try to have a real show. They just try to create clickbait. Yeah. All they're looking for is one crazy moment so that it'll be posted on a Snapchat thing. Yeah. Snapchat news, and then everyone will go watch it.

Oh my god, the Impulse Podcast is fucking crazy, bro. Oh my god, fuck. But, yeah. I hope my mom's not watching this episode why because of that little phone call we had oh yeah i don't know if i want to talk about that or not i get it's okay mom i'm in control I'm in control. Everything is under control. I'm his babysitter. Jake, you can only have six more, and then you're done. There isn't even six more in there. I'm drinking pretty light tonight.

I know you guys are going to wonder why I'm not getting hammered, but I got to drive home. Yeah, I can't drive unless I'm fucked up. So we went to the Husker game on Wednesday, the Husker volleyball game, which was crazy. It was a record. It broke a national record for it obliterated the volleyball NCAA volleyball game attendance record, which was set by Wisconsinisconsin had like 18 000 um and we had 90 000 and 93 90 000 and three or 93 000 and three i think i thought it was it was nine zero zero zero three they just added a three at the end i swear it was 93 well we can look it up um and then it broke a national record for...

Or was it 92? Was it 92-03? Sure. It was like 92,003. It broke a national record for a volleyball match. And then it broke a world record for a woman's sport attendance. Yeah. world record for a woman's sport attendance yeah which was previously held by like a woman's like fifa world cup no it was not fifa it was a world cup europe it was a europe cup which is fucking crazy because people in europe take their shit serious i'm telling you. So it broke a world record for attendance.

World record, national record, and... It was pretty crazy. The NCAA record. Yeah, Wisconsin. I'd like to see you guys come for that, because you guys don't have any place you can store that many people. But there was a sick-ass flyover. Once the flyover happened, I was just like,

all right, I can leave now, because that was all I needed to see. I don't know. The after show was so sick. I don't know if you guys have ever seen. That was my first one, and then I looked up a bunch. Your first volleyball game. Well, that was my first volleyball game I've ever been to, Nebraska volleyball game.

I ain't going to see no fucking other bozos. But have you guys, I don't know to see no fucking other bozos But Have you guys I don't know if you Well you did but If they have ever seen a like drone show So all them drones I guess Are

Like Kind of like wired together Through like bluetooth and shit And they can like select sequences. Yeah. So I was watching, I looked up a bunch of videos on it. And so they do like a 4th of July show and stuff for vets with PTSD with

them. That's awesome. That's no noise. It's just, yeah. So, so what they did was they, after the volleyball game and they were announcing their records and stuff,

and then it was just kind of like a, there was just a moment where it was just kind of like they made all the lights in the stadium red because Nebraska's red, and they just kind of had like a moment where we could all be hyped about breaking the records and how cool of a moment it was. It was just kind of bask in the moment. Yeah, they had the head coach talk and the athletic director talk and um and then they were like playing music and i'm not sure who that that

one dude is with the glasses that was like talking over the mic i think he's at the volleyball games unless he might just be like kind of like a i I don't know, not like a social media. He's basically like a hype man. Yeah. Which is kind of, I don't know how else to describe it. He probably is some kind of like social media PR kind of thing. I don't know. Yeah. I wasn't quite sure who he was, but.

He like addresses the crowd over the mic and like does updates and stuff. He's almost like a, I'm trying to think. A legit hype man. Like he gets a crowd fucking going he basically is a hype man and he was like that he's like that one guy in like high school sports that you get down that runs down the side of the basketball court like kind of shit like pumping up like the student section yeah yeah that's how i would kind of describe him which i don't know what he actually does i don't know what his actual role is other than like to update the crowd and like kind of announce shit he's almost like a like an mc yeah kind of thing yeah um but um but then when they were like

blaring this music and then all of a sudden like bink all these like drones lit up and it was like the shape of nebraska and everyone was like what and then it was like transforming it like transformed into a volleyball and it transformed into like 92 the husker and the nebraska and then and it had little what was crazy was the because lena's dad was next to me and and I was like, those are drones. He's like, oh, that's what that is. Because they're so, like, pristinely stuck in place, it almost looks like it could be a screen. Yeah, like, because, like, I was like, I wonder what the fuck that is. And what was really bothering me, well, like, it was actually kind of creeping me, like, not creeping me out, but, like me out but like i was like like it was like it doesn't look real my adhd brain was like fucking

just because i was like what the fuck like how are they doing this because at first i thought there was like people flying the motherfuckers like in like one person per drone flying yeah i was like no way that they're that precise because they were like evenly spaced yeah but that's pretty fucking cool that they can do that they obviously just have to all be on a program and they have to be probably you know spaced apart and shit but even like the 92003 there was like little drones that were like changing colors like flying down that looked like confetti yeah it was crazy and you know that little that little netted off area by the icebox is like where they practice flying drones and stuff which is just kind of a

little like side easter egg for us because we like going to the stars games but yeah and then they had a concert at the end in the so so the way they did it was since it was a volleyball game in a football stadium they um they like like a couple days before they were selling tickets they gave access to the people that have season tickets for volleyball first and they were allowed to buy up to like 10 and then and then they opened it up to the public and it sold out in like three hours like it was like all the tickets were instantly bought up yeah and so then they're like well shit well i'm betting this is what they did they're like we're making so much money off this we might as well just say fuck it and they just um then they released like standing room only tickets so down

on where the field normally is and they had the whole field covered up with like tiles type thing they just let people walk around and just stand and obviously you couldn't like just walk onto the court but they just had like standing room only type shit court was like elevated which would be cool as fuck because if you were like standing down there you'd be like eye level with like the court so you wouldn't like yeah you'd be like eye level with all the girls asses so it'd just be perfect it's not where i was going but sure that. That's where I was going. We'll take it and run. Um, but like,

dude, I was sitting there like after, well, after the guy, Hey buddy, if you ever hear our podcast, I'm glad I helped you off the ground, but maybe next time don't get that fucked up.

I completely forgot about that guy. So there's a guy that was just, well, I watched him walk down there with like his friends. Well, there was a bunch of people and then they just kind of like sat in the benches, like right at like the next step up. And he came walking all the way up and I kind of got worried about him and I was kind of worried about him all night. I actually stayed awake for a little bit. Cause I was actually like... Stayed awake?

Like, it kept me up. Were you planning on falling asleep during a concert? No. Like, when I got home. I was worried about this dude. Oh, my God. Because... You were worried about some random drunk guy?

Yeah. Why? Well, for one, I don't know know he seemed like a pretty decent dude um but like he like went to sit down and i think he had too much forward momentum and he kind of like sat down and like just rolled and fucking just he pulled with his face he pulled the e-brake we should have eased off the break i was he was like texting don't text and walk no if you're drunk no when he was sitting down he was like texting his friends oh and then he got up and walked the opposite direction they were i was like this motherfucker's gonna go out

and is hammered as fuck and his friends that are supposed to be helping him out right now are down there having a grand old time dancing with their spouse. And this guy's just fucking hammered. Going to go get a public intoxication fucking charge on the other side of the goddamn football. Yeah. But, dude, they sold out of alcohol. Dude, they were selling alcohol. This is something I wanted to talk about. There was a line for this tent.

And I was telling this to my dad, that was like 50 yards long. And I know it was about 50 yards long because you could tell where the field normally is. And it was like half the length of where the field normally is. Like a 50-yard-ish long line for a vodka seltzer. That's it. It's not like they were selling nachos or candy or you know yeah it was only that well and and i was i was like i would like pick out a group of people and like track their progress or at least who i thought you're like you're watching i thought it was 45

minutes you're like oh my god you guys moved up well like they were in the line before the game even started they sang the national anthem. They did the flyover. They did the first set. And I'm like, they still haven't got to the front of the line. The game's like a third over. I'm like, oh my god. Dude, but.

For like an $8 seltzer. Alright, how much. I'm betting they made a mil off of that. In total. I don't know. I mean, you'd have to think about how much money they had to put in for everything. Well, that's what I'm saying. So, I'm guessing they made probably about $800,000 or $750,000 because that's excluding the cost to put the drone show on, all that shit. Dude, I honestly have no idea

you know who might know beer was drank you know who might know ben he's an accountant he might have even had like to sign off something should i call him like bert during podcast does just calls people randomly well hey how much do you think they spent on this if you're gonna do it i'd do it now so we can bleep it all out Because it might not be a good idea Well we won't do it then Because I don't know if he can

If he's technically supposed to Probably not I don't know if he's supposed to disclose Divulge information about What do you mean We haven't even said anything We're talking about disclosing information Like we're pretty much saying But We're talking about disclosing information.

Like, we're pretty much saying he's going to do it. But we're not disclosing any information. Okay. Yeah. Scratch that. But I bet it was a shit ton of money. It was, like, a lot of money. It had to be. There's your answer.

Well, and that's, like, I know everybody's like, God, I wish they would start selling beer at the Husker games. I'm like, for... That's such a bad idea. I mean, as much as I'd love to have a beer during a Husker game... That's terrible. There's no way you can manage who's drinking. There's no way you can manage how much people are drinking the amount of minors that

would have access to alcohol would be crazy because memorial stadium is like a majority of the seating is like older just like a bench it's not like seats individual seats not that it would even matter but you're packed in there so tight shoulder to shoulder that you could i mean if you're sitting next to a minor you could easily go and buy a beer and just set it down next to like not only that it's gonna start costing them so much yeah they're gonna make fucking ridiculous amounts of money on alcohol but husker fans they're huge they're fucking huge fans they go out there and tailgate from 8 to 6. A guy from Cozad, I know, every time there's a home game, they come down. They set up their tailgate at 4.30 in the morning.

They start drinking at 5.30 in the morning. Jesus Christ. And they drink all fucking day long and watch just college football. Wait, so why would it cost them money well because so if you're gonna have beer you're gonna have to like pinnacle bank arena at the concerts they can have a security guard stand up there and kind of oh like you think they would have to have more you're gonna have to have so many security up in the stands not only fights not only drunk people falling down and the other thing true is they're all concrete steps and if you fall from up top that could be

a long fucking tumble dude i don't even think i'd want to get drunk in that fucking place i'm not even shitting you like that yeah I mean and that's the kind of situation where the situation can overwhelm you like you can get so overwhelmed by like how exciting it is oh my fucking god and get fucking hammered yeah the amount yeah so they'd be not necessarily paying for it financially, but they'd be paying for it like the amount of injuries that would happen to people. And the other thing is, and I was talking to Lena's mom about this. This beer is sponsored by Red Cross. Lena's mom and Bailey about this is I don't. And I think I was talking to like all of you guys about it,

but I don't know how they would stock that much alcohol. Like that's all we do in the Midwest is drink. Yeah. The amount of bush light they would go through would be, you walk into a Husker game insane fucking try to sell alcohol there's no fucking way dude you're gonna go through trucks yeah no yeah i mean they definitely they would make a lot of money oh they would make a ridiculous amount of money but they would have to suffer a lot of consequences still. And I don't, I honest to God don't see it being physically possible to keep that much alcohol. Yeah.

Like. Keep it cold. Yeah, what the fuck are you going to do? Have 17 refrigerator fucking trailers? Well, how do other stadiums do it? But you think Nebraska would just go that much harder? Yeah. Dude.

Did you... There was a... They allow cigars in the Tennessee fucking stadium. Oh, God. And I think... I'm pretty sure they allow alcohol. But it's like... I don't understand.

Dude, I don't... I don't know. i don't i don't know i don't know did you see the bar stools video of a guy at the volleyball game he had like a i think he had like a baseball jersey on or something like that nebraska baseball jersey and he just had nacho cheese all over it and he was getting escorted out by the police officer at this one yeah and then he turned to shake his hand and the police officer's like he's like he like tried to shake the police officer's hand the police officer was not having it and he's the guy you could tell he was like yeah you're right it just turns around at least no i did not see that. I'm going to have to find that now. He's so fucked up.

But, like, I feel like, yeah, it would be dope as shit to be able to drink in the stadium. But also, like, even me as just a fan, I'm like, that's way too much of a headache. Yeah, Husker fans are so crazy if you couldn't tell we packed a stadium more than it's ever been just to break our record i mean 93 92 000 and three well we're nebraska fans are insane well and so i was talking to Bryce at work about this. So add alcohol to that mix and, oh, my God. People already get crazy during the games in the stadium, let alone if they're drinking beers. Not only that, it gets hot as fuck in there sometimes. Yeah, it's like an afternoon game.

Guys, I, when we first got there there it was so fucking tight i like damn near how to dislocate my fucking hip just slide in my on my seat on my binge and so you got people you were basically sitting in my lap you got people possibly puking like what are they gonna do do? Keep calling everybody? You get into their cup. I'm a bro at that. Yeah, you don't miss. But, fuck, what was I going to say? Yeah, so anyways, I remember now. I was talking to Bryce that Sunday.

Not Sunday. What the fuck am I saying? That Thursday morning, I was changing cups, and he was like, well, I don't really know if they're going to get that many people without having a concert. I was like, what? Most of the game cleared out after the fucking... I was going to say,

did you see how many people just got up and left after the volleyball game? Nobody really cared about the concert. Dude, the concert... I'm sorry. You know what? I'm talking shit on Bryce right now. Because he doesn't listen. I've tried to get him to listen.

He's not going to listen. So guess what? I'm talking shit on you behind your back. This motherfucker has the wildest takes. Yeah, he does. He really does. Well... Luke Reimer's not good. He's not not big enough he's like our best defensive player

yeah are you shitting me well um yeah like it's the wildest shit but i'm just like how could you say that honest to god I would say... He was like, Jeff Sims is horrible. I'm like, he's like our best odds player according to that first game. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about him. I'm not going to bash him.

I'm going to give him one more game. But... You're going to give him one more game? Yeah. To see how he does before I'm like... So this podcast... I want to see how he does before i'm like or like so this podcast he does so this podcast is actually okay so so we're recording on thursday nebraska plays colorado on saturday so when this comes out this is this is pre-colorado so you're listening to us right now before we've seen the game.

My take, we lost to Minnesota. I'm still pretty sour about that, but I've let it be first game of the year. I'm going to chalk it off as that, whatever, even though I think we should have won. There was just a few mistakes that were like which new quarterback new school i get it but like i feel like some of the mistakes were just like a team that hasn't oh you really want me to get you going right now? Bryce was telling me that the targeting was a good call. Another hot take.

I don't understand it, but... And then they were saying, Spencer and Bryce were saying, that there is severity of targets. So they can choose whether or not. So basically, if the hit isn't that violent, even if they led with the head, they can kind of just wave it off. So it's basically left to discretion of the referee. So what happened was our defensive guy came and it was a roughing the pat or i don't know i don't even know if they called roughing basically the minnesota quarterback threw it our defensive lineman came and pushed him

and as he pushed him he like basically head butted him helmet to helmet and they called targeting and ejected him now i'm all you know for player safety because there's yeah head injuries are getting crazy and when i think of a targeting i'm thinking of a receiver coming over the field not looking going to catch a ball and gets his fucking head taken off by a safety running full speed not a guy that's just pushing you and your helmet happens to the top of your helmet happens to hit his helmet and it's forcible contact to the head or neck area so it's targeting and you're disqualified yeah it's well i get why the rule

is there but you i i agree with the ref looking at the severity of the hit and determining whether or not it's, like, violent enough. I think at most it should have been roughing. I think it might have been roughing also, but... No, it was a targeting. They gave him a targeting because he's suspended from the next fucking first half of the game or whatever. But I think it was, like like a roughing the passer too.

Yeah. But the targeting trumps that and it makes it not matter. Because it's 15 yards either way. Well, and like my brother said, he's like, yeah, he probably didn't have to like. But like. These helmets are like this big. Well. You're going to push someone.

What are you supposed to go like. When you're going to. Okay, now Kame supposed to go like? When you're going to... Okay, now Kame's got a hot take. I got a hot take about this whole situation. Lay it on me. Coming from somebody that has three concussions, I think the reason why head injuries are getting worse is because we're putting all these rules in play.

So now the people that are supposed to be protect like more protected from this your quarterbacks your running backs your wide receivers like all those they're starting to less expect it like starting to less expect oh like they're they're they're not protecting themselves as much because they don't need to yeah you're not leaving themselves like they think oh okay because there's a rule that if i can't get hit above my shoulder pads then i don't need to go down right after i catch this ball yeah or like something like that and well and then there's so many rules now that they're more worried about faking it to get you know know, five more yards, ten more yards. I think that's affecting it a lot because the reason why I say this is, which I know the older days were a lot different, but the helmet technology now is like wildly like different than yeah like it's so we're progressing in helmet technology

but we're getting worse and we're regressing yeah we're regressing in fucking head injuries like i don't i don't see how that makes sense i think it's i think it's a protection. And it might also be all those head injuries were occurring, but we just didn't really keep an eye out for them. Or like, you know, medicine has progressed more where, you know, there didn't used to be concussion protocol cam back when they were using one bars or had leather helmets. There was no such thing as a concussion. It was if you could stand, you're going back out.

But I think, I swear to God, that hitting has gotten not as hard. Unless it just looks slower. But you watch some older fucking videos of football. There's motherfuckers doing summer falls. I know, I know, I know. There's people flying through the air. Like, you don't see that. But I also think people are getting stronger and faster than people used to be.

Well, it's just like every other sport. I mean, the same thing. I strengthen conditioning advances. We're figuring out new ways to improve the body to make people stronger and faster. And so it's making people faster and hit people in the head harder. In all reality, the human body is fucking evolving because like. Hey, I'm Natty. I mean, I may be six six, but I'm Natty. I mean. I may be 6'6", but I'm natural.

I mean, look at, like. Look at fucking, like, college and high school kids now. There's some huge. Wicked fucking athletes. I know. In high school. I was watching a video, like an interview video of a kid in high school. He has 34 D1 offers. How many?

That's like a quarter of the teams. How many D1 teams are there? That's what the interview said. I don't know how many D1 teams there are, but. Okay, if we go, let's hop on NCAA 14 real quick and count all the teams. Just kidding. That's got to be like and count all the teams. Just kidding. But. That's got to be like half the D1 teams.

Well, and. Like, when there's people that are getting offered full ride scholarships when they're in eighth grade, it's like, are you shitting me? Yeah. That's crazy. You remember the one kid, that one running back kid. He was like six years old. Six years old, right? And everybody was like, remember the whole thing about how he's going to be the next Richard Sherman or some shit like that?

Whoever the running back is that was really good at the Seahawks. Marshawn Lynch? Marshawn Lynch, yeah. Richard Sherman? The next Marshawn Lynch or whatever. He was six years old and already had college. Six years old? He may not be able to do long division,

but God damn it, he's going to college for free. Dude, I swear to God. That boy fast as fuck. I will look this up and I will have our social media manager plug it on a fucking post on Instagram or something. I don't know. I will look it up tonight because I... Actually, I'll get to it in the next episode. fucking post on Instagram or something. I don't know. I will look it up tonight because I actually

I'll get to it in the next episode. I'll make a reminder to because I swear to God this kid was six years old and had fucking How many have you had? Two. You've had two? So I've had four. Two left. This

kid has fucking college scholarships and he's six years years old that's wild it is how do you determine that his dad's like his coach he's got all these rings out here he's got this kid just fucking like it's like and you know his dad's like money money money money money all it is is like we got dibs i got dibs on that kid well because i mean if he turned out to be a flop can you just retract an offer or is it like this kid can barely write his own name but he signed this contract fuck the school thing hey uh buddy you're gonna go to school to be six years old six that's like kindergarten That's like first grade

Dude I swear to god He doesn't even know how to tie his own cleats Add another tab He doesn't even know how to tie his own cleats He has to have his dad Tie his cleats Untied on the sideline But he's gotten

But Bama wants him Nick Saban already had a house visit come on untied on the sideline but he's gotten in this but but bama wants him this kid like nick saban already had a house dad's got him like fucking working out all the time and shit wrong this kid like is like doing hoops and ladders with his like jersey tucked up under his pad hoops and ladders i don't fucking know thinking of shoots and ladders, the board game. His dad's got him doing hoops and ladders. No, like, fucking, he's got, like, rings set up that he's got to, like, put his feet in. And then he's got, like, these little hurdles that he's got to jump over and do all this shit. And you know his dad's, like, just fucking looking at the money.

But, and this kid's got his fucking shirt tucked up. And this kid's just ripped his fuck. I'm like, dude, you're fucking, Jesus Christ, what the fuck? What are you feeding this kid? Fucking goat milk? He comes home from school, and he's like, teacher taught us a song about how to cross the street. Your dad's like, that's great. Let's go outside and do some hurdles.

Dude, I'm not. It might be the fastest six-year-old. I think it's a YouTube video. We'll watch it after this. Oh, my fucking God. His dad's seen a paycheck and was like, Motherfucker, son, you're going to be a goddamn monster. And then this kid gets through high school and he's like,

Daddy, I don't want to play football no more he's like I think I want to work on a golf course and he's like bullshit you're a football player listen here Bobby Boucher your mom just made Nick Saban cookies get the fuck in here and then

he gets adopted by a white family and they fake everything i'm quoting the blind side the whole oh the whole thing going on with the blind side i thought we were gonna have to i thought we were gonna have to cut something that is that's so wild so for those of you that don't know, I would hope everybody's seen the movie. The movie Blindside is about a guy named Michael Orr, and it's based on a true story, and it's about a guy that lived on the streets, and he got adopted by this rich white family.

Adopted. And he went to college and was super successful he went to the nfl come to find out that they that they claimed oh we didn't technically legally adopt him and they like all the proceeds and like all the pro like all the all the success he had and money he made they like kept for themselves. Was it so... Somebody... I swear I heard somebody say this. It was from the book?

I don't know. Because he got something from it. I don't know what royalties... I think him just going to the NFL, he got all that money. But I think he lost the book, the book and the movie. Yeah. That movie's fucking huge. That movie's huge.

A lot of people, even if people haven't seen it, when you say The Blind Side, everyone kind of knows what you're talking about. Which is a really good movie. Oh, it's that movie about that big black guy with Sandra Bullock. Yeah, but, like, I don't... With that whole thing going on and how shitty it like, I don't... With that whole thing going on and how shitty it is, I don't know if I can watch, like, have the same, like... I know, it kind of ruins it.

It's like, you want to... What is it? You want to separate the art from the artist, even though they aren't, like, the ones that... You know, I don't... You wonder how much say the real Toohey family had in the movie. Hey!

Hey! Get out of there. But like. But, yeah, it's like, now I can't really enjoy that movie anymore knowing what happened. Just sucks. Well, and the fact that they're like. Dude, why does America, I don't know. Like, you're going to be a football player. It's like, he's going to be a good football player

no shit he's fucking huge yeah he's a fucking monster he's a genetic freak he's getting offers from nick saban and when he was five years old i'm just kidding but like oh man i I don't, it's, it's a real shitty situation, but on the topic of the Huskers, do you remember your first Husker game? Yeah. Who do we, do you remember who we played? Uh,

my first ever Husker game was, uh, so I went to, I was in the teammates program. I don't know if you know what that is. So it's, uh was in the teammates program. I don't know if you know what that is. So it's. Because he had ADHD. I can't remember who it is, but he used to be on the football team.

He went and played, I think, for the NFL. Who was it? Now he's the, like, leader of teammates. Is he a coach? No, he used to be, like, a defensive back or something. For the Huskers? I have his autograph. That's all I have.

But, so, we went. So, every year for the teammates program, we would go to the spring game for it. So, I went to the spring game. That was i went to the spring game that was my first ever like being in memorial stadium and then my first football game was with my ex-girlfriend we went because her family had season tickets and it got rained out we We got a seed kickoff, and that was it. Who did we play? Fuck. Oh, you can't remember who we played? Do you remember what year it was?

Do you remember who was playing on the team? No way. That's crazy. Sometimes it's moments like this. It might have been my sophomore freshman it's moments like this that like really fucks with my brain from our age gap because we seem you know we're both like basically you know adults yeah we're basically adults here and so it kind of just seems like we're like the same age, but we're also like.

Four years apart. I'm 26, dude. Four years apart. You're 20. Fuck this shit. I mean, yeah. Well, even then it would be five years. Same difference.

Idiot. Four years. Four years. Four years. but the police are watching dude but okay so this this my first game was fucking it was tommy tommy was a quarterback yeah that would probably would have been four years ago yeah cool story side note might have been like his senior year my brother plays fucking video games with tommy arm Armstrong Jr. all the time.

That's wild. Yeah, but... What's his gamer tag? I don't know. We're not going to dox him. I don't know, but... Dude, that first game was still an experience. I spent a shit ton of money in the fucking gift shop because it was my first ever hush football game I've ever been to.

But we had like... it was raining so hard so they had season tickets way up in like the new section like east stadium like the where i don't know what it's called but east stadium like the huge concrete way up top east stadium whatever east stadium okay um that pissed you off and then we had like seats right behind the goal post like it was like halfway up right behind the goal post behind the goal post yeah so they had not east stadium no they had four season tickets but two of them were way up and two of them were right behind the goalpost so north or south okay but anyways it was on the north side okay but so i sat by this lady not lady my ex-girlfriend but oh i don't want to give her that satisfaction of her being on the podcast I sat by this bitch yeah this bitch

this bitch and so it started lightning and we got called in because you're like you're standing on my shoulders see that goal post go climb it you fucking stripper but anyways so dude there was like See that goal post? Go climb it, you fucking stripper. But anyways, so, dude, there was like, I remember we walked over to the east side.

Yeah, the east side because that's where her dad and grandpa were at. And there was fucking, it was raining so hard, there was water. Like fucking cascading down the stairs. Damn. And like everybody was sitting in there and they're they're like yeah we're not coming back out and we didn't and then we fucking drove all the way home and like all the way back west yeah we drove all the way back to life oh my god so what time was the game was it like a afternoon game we got up early we didn't get home till two in the morning so was it a night game yeah damn so so the way her family liked to do it is they would catch a bus or shuttle from south point

and then they would shuttle all the way up to Memorial Stadium because there's a shuttle on game days that goes from South Point to Memorial Stadium. So they would do that so they can miss all the traffic because they can just jump on 77 right out to the interstate. Jump on the interstate. But, yeah, that was my first ever experience. But my favorite experience was. Can you see I just want to talk so bad? Yes. I'll wait.

My favorite experience was, Babe was like, Hey, look, I found these tickets. My lovely girlfriend now. I would say... Strapped us out to our social media manager who hasn't posted shit. No, I'm just kidding.

We haven't given her anything to post. We took a week off. I would say... I would this as like my first game we went to the um buffalo game when the huskers played buffalo last year oh we just stomped the snot you're counting this is your first game yeah i'm gonna skip my damn fuck. So your first game was last year? Yeah. Damn. But we went to three, four games last year.

You did? Yeah, we went to... Damn. We went to Buffalo, Northwestern, and... Maybe we only went to two. I swear we went to another one. Did Oklahoma play here? We played Oklahoma...

I can't remember. At home. I didn't go to that one because I went with you and watched your dad. We got to listen to Rudy go, Motherfucker! Dude, it's so funny. My dad acts like he hates the Huskers. My dad acts like he hates the Huskers.

He's like, oh my god, these fucking Husker fans are so crazy. Tailgating like a day early. You know? But then he'll watch the game and he'll be like, fuck it! You know, he'll just be... He'll just be screaming at the TV. Almost made me spew my show. Like if a guy's... Like if the quarterback drops it back in the pocket, you'd be like, get him!

Fuck him up! Can I say my... Is it my turn to talk? Is it my turn to talk? I'm done. My... And this is going to make me feel old, and this is going to make you feel like a fucking... Like you're still...

Toddler? Like you're still in the sack. Like you're still swimming around in the sack. Okay. We hear movement outside. Our producer that doesn't produce shit, except for shit, is just

walking. Hi baby! I don't get paid shit either. I pay you in kisses. I'll pay you in my sweet lovin's. Anyways, my first Husker game. You ready for this? We played Wake Forest. I'm almost certain that the score was 35 to 5.

I went with my grandma because my grandparents had season tickets. When I was really little, I was a Husker fanatic. I loved the Huskers. Like, I don't know. So, there would be these, I don't even know what these were. They can't do these anymore. They were like these newspaper, I'll have to ask my mom about this. But they were like, they would have this big what they would have these big pictures that were like photographs from the game

yeah and i would save them and i would tape them on my door in my room at my parents house i loved the huskers i loved husker football. I went to the Husker fan day because my second cousin, my mom's cousin's son, was a player on the team. And he was good friends with Nate Swift, who's a member at our golf course. This is all tied together. And married my second cousin's sister. Anyways, I loved the Huskers and the first game i went to so the quarterback at the time are you ready for this the quarterback at the time was zach taylor and zach taylor is the head coach for the bangles right now

does that make you feel even born probably even born? Probably not. Well, probably. You were probably like... You were literally probably an infant. Because I was really little when I went to my first Husker game. I was probably six or seven years old. I don't even know how old I was. I was so young that when they were warming up before the game... Dude, I would have been like one years old.

Probably. You were probably a baby. If you're six or seven... You were probably a baby. Which're six or seven you were probably a baby which is wild to think about anyways there was a moment before the game because i had only played like flag football to this point where it dawned on me i was just like oh wait this isn't they're gonna be tackling each other which is adorable to think about because i was like i would lean to my grandma i was like wait i remember i talked to my grandma i was like wait they're gonna tackle each other

my grandma's like yeah because like that's like an adorable it it hadn't dawned on me until right before the game that like wait this isn't flag football like i knew i feel like it's it's weird because i knew it was tackle football but it didn't occur to me that there was about to be people, like, smashing into each other. Like, crash. Yeah, like collisions and shit. And, um, I always, and from then on, I probably went once or twice a year because my grandparents had season tickets and we have a lot of, like, family and cousins and stuff. So everyone kind of took turns and people were supposed to, like like call dibs before the season on what game to go to and some of my bitch-ass cousins would call them i'm just kidding i love all you guys um the best games like oh they got

dibs on michigan state but this is later on um and you're like fuck you motherfucker one story i wanted to tell um so i was such a husker fan, like, I made a sign. Like, I took some, like, foam board or whatever, and I, like, drew on it in Sharpie. Go Huskers! I think it literally just said, Go Huskers, or something like that. And we took it to... Please tell me you got it on the big board. We took it to the game.

No. We took it to a game one time. I don't know if this was the game. I remember there was one game where we were playing Oklahoma State. And and my dad and i it was kind of rainy and drizzly and we walked a good distance because you know my dad's like i'm not paying no 20 parking fuck that we're gonna walk boy walking's good for you anyway well no walking i would take the walking or fucking leaving the game i don't even know if it was this game or not but there's this game where we went and i had my fucking sign and i'm holding it up and um at one point i like gave it to my dad because i was tired of holding it and he kind

of was like holding it down by his feet and this is kind of an old stadium you know memorial stadium so where it's like the bench and then it goes down and then it's where your feet rest right here yeah so the nine the 90 degrees of concrete between where the bench is at and where your feet sit there's right here up against there was a tiny little crack my dad was holding my sign and probably bouncing it you know probably because he likes to watch husker games from his lazy boy in his living room with his slim jim or whatever the fuck snack he's eating he doesn't really like to go to the games he was more probably just going because i really wanted to go and i love love the huskers so he's there and at one point he drops the sign down the crack

gone forever i'm heartbroken i lost my sign that i made for the huskers he's like i'm sorry but part of me in the back of my mind thinks he probably was just like oh shit i don't have to hold on to the sign anymore if i just drop it down this crack but he would never do that you could get it though so it dropped down the crack gone forever who even knows where it went it dropped down the game ends we're walking out we get to the bottom of the ramp we're about to walk out the gate where we go in we look down we're like what the we kind of there's a bunch of peanut shells and dust all over it we brush it we pick it up and it was my sign it fell through the stadium were you on the south side then my my grandparents tickets were in the southeast stadium okay because

okay because i just i just think it's wild because i was like seeing east and west and i'm like that's all fucking concrete there's no way that teleported through the the fucking concrete. There was a little crack about yay big. And I should talk to my dad sometime to see if he remembers this. But he dropped my little, I mean, my sign was like that thin. Dropped through the crack. And he's like, I dropped your sign. Like, there's a little crack right here. And I'm like, oh.

I wasn't really that heartbroken. It was like, it's not like I spent a week making it. It was just a Sharpie written on. But anyways. But it dropped. And for all I knewbroken it was like it's not like i spent a week making it it was just sharpie written on but anyways but it dropped and for all i knew it was gone forever because it's just like i it could have you know fallen into a boiler room or something it just you're so young you don't know where the fuck i don't i don't know how structures are made i just figured the stadium just swallowed it little kids aren't like looking around like me and you now you know we walk in we're like oh hey that probably drops directly down and you could pick it up by that yeah but we got to the bottom and we were walking out and underneath a bunch of

dirt and dust and people had been stepping on it and shit my sign somehow made its way through the no i have no idea. I didn't know if it was like, I didn't know if it was like a little kid, like memory, but dude, so I'm going to bounce this off you. So when you were bouncing off me,

when you were a little kid, were you, I swear to God, I pissed my dad off so much because with golf and football i love football to death i was my dad watched football i'm like all right i made it through the first quarter i'm gonna go outside i'm gonna play football oh yeah and like i wouldn't even watch the games and i would be out there in the backyard fucking stepping back getting sacked by a ghost. Yeah, dude.

I had my own little pads that weren't real football pads. Yeah. And I had my little Husker jersey and my little fake plastic Husker helmet. And I would wrap... I would take... I took two trash cans. I would take cushions from our outside chairs and I would wrap them around a water cooler that I would take cushions from our outside chairs,

and I would wrap them around a water cooler that I would fill with water so it would have some weight, and I would tackle that. I'm on the same page with you. I was that kid. I took two 50-gallon trash cans, and I would take one, sit it on the top, and then sit the other one bottom down, and I would just tackle the one off the top top, and then sit the other one bottom down,

and I would just tackle the one off the top. Act like you're just splitting someone in half. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that was the time, and then... I feel like a lot of people can relate to that. When I got, like... When I got older, I don't know if it's really a talent, but... Then I just started hitting my girlfriend.

Golfing-wise. Golfing-wise, my brother could always do keep-ups with a golf ball. And oh my fucking God, dude. I've never heard that before, but by you going like that, I figured I know what you mean. Like you turn your wedge flat and just hit the ball and just keep it up? Yeah. I'm going to have to bring up this story next time we're back and you're around my dad because my fucking father

hated me and my brother because once we figured that out we would like I got so good like I could sit on the couch and just and I would do it all the time I can do it between my legs. So I would just. Would he get mad at the sound of it just clicking over and over?

I'd be watching golf once I figured it out. My dad would be watching golf. I'd be standing there like right by our front door just. And. But. We were so young. And he knew that we both really liked golf. So it's not like he's going to crush our dream.

So he just fucking put up with it. Oh yeah. And then like once I got in my senior year of high school, he's like, I was doing it one time. He's like, that's so fucking annoying. I've, I've, I put up with however many years of this. That's fucking annoying. Well, and like once I got so good at at it it was like hard for me to drop

it like i could fucking hit it all the way up and like catch it on there geez and then just like fucking keep bouncing it did i ever tell you that one time i was in my backyard when i was living at my parents house and i was doing that and i'm not anywhere near as good as you but i was kind of doing it jokingly and it was dark, so I couldn't even hardly see. Please tell me you just hit it up and fucking ripped it. I did. I was going... And I...

Because what are the chances? It's dark out. I can't even see. And I think it was either Cole or Corbin was with me. And I went... And I ripped it. And I made perfect contact. And I'm just just like i can't see anything so i'm just so i'm just listening i'm just like i clacked it and then i'm like i looked at them and i'm just

like pause like three seconds and then just i hear like someone's like, yeah, I hit someone's roof that was living behind us. It's like that's the coolest and dumbest thing I've ever done all at once. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I wouldn't try that. Fucking hit. I'm in a residential neighborhood in someone's backyard. About a month ago, Jake, we were in his his backyard he was like, hey, let's just hit some chip shots. I'm like, yeah.

We were practicing our flop shots. I'm a golf fiend. I fucking love golf. So, anybody's like, hey, let's bust out some clubs. Let's hit some golf balls around. I'm like, fuck yeah. Now you're speaking my fucking language. Chip it into the fire pit.

Jake's like, watch this. Full swing, flop shot. He takes his swing. Watch how good I am at golf. He takes his swing, fucking swing! Right into his neighbor's roof. I was like, oh my fucking god. I was practicing.

And now I know. Now I know not to ever full swing, flop shot in my backyard again. That happens in that work. He's always fucking hitting his little shots with the fucking clubs he finds because he's the luckiest motherfucker ever. If you're a member at Wilderness Ridge, I'll give you a premium price on buying your clubs back. I'll cut you a nice discount. Fuck it.

Well, the way I have it figured is, you know, the cart girl drives by. Oh, man, I got another great story I'd love to tell right now. I got a piss. I do, too. Tell a story.

I'm going to take a piss really quick. Okay, we're back. How was your pee break? Great. Mine was phenomenal. I almost overflew the toilet.

Anyways. I almost flew the toilet. Overflew. Overflowed. Over was phenomenal. I almost overflew the toilet. Anyways. Almost flew the toilet? Overflew. Overflowed. Over. Anyways. So, one time when we were at the old place we lived at, because this is on the topic of getting tips from golfers, because we must have been talking about the same thing, because

that's what sparked the memory of it. I like to say that when i find clubs i take them because like cart girls or you know some of those guys that like will like scrub people's clubs while they're putting or whatever they get tipped by the members maintenance workers like us we never get shit we don't get tips from the members where they just peel off a couple 20s from their wallet or whatever and give it to us so when i find a club i'm like i'm just taking all my tips from the year at once because i find some nice clubs out there on the golf course let me tell you dude it's always fucking you i know i always find them anyways i found one club and i turned it in

well i found two idiot one guy came up and fucking was chewing my ass like I stole his fucking golf club. And he just played nine and he came to eight. He's like, I left it right here. And then I go to Handwater Nine. I'm like, it's fucking right here, you fucking prick. So I took it back to him just so I could get the satisfaction of here, you fucking asshole. It was on nine. But, yeah, I found one other one.

It was a fucking shitter. So I fucking took it back. When I find clubs, I put them right in my truck and I leave. So, anyways, we're on the topic of getting tips. And this girl I used to be talking to, just kidding, it's not a big deal. This girl I used to talk to said that she used to be a cart girl. And I was trying to be all dramatic because one time she was talking about how much money she made and how much she was getting tipped and we were sitting in the kitchen at the old place we lived at and i made five hundred dollars she was talking about how much she got tipped and

i got up and i was like trying to act like i was all upset you know and i got up and i ran out of the kitchen and i was going to run upstairs um so our there was like a little landing and then it 90'd to the left and went up the stairs but there was like an overhang and i'm six six and i was wearing a hat like i always wear and i like to jump to like sprint up the landing i went to jump up, like, sprint up the landing. I went to jump up the landing to sprint up the stairs. And the button on the top of my head hit right on the corner of where the ceiling jutted out. And, like, knocked me down. And I landed on the landing.

And then I got up. Because I probably had a few beers. And I got up and sat back down in the kitchen. And everyone was like, are you alright? And I'm like, yeah. And right as I said yeah, a line of blood was just running down the side of my head. Down my cheek. And they were like, oh my god, you're bleeding.

And I got up and went in the bathroom. And I was running the shower over my head. And Cole, being the smart person that he is, I, like, got up and went in the bathroom, and I was, like, running the shower over my head. And Cole, being the smart person that he is, was just like, yeah, the scalp has so many blood vessels in it where if you, like, hit it or puncture it, it's going to bleed like crazy. But it seems worse than it actually is. Well, you've told me that story, but you never told me the backstory, like, what was going on. I was just being an idiot. I was trying to be funny. I love trying to be funny and make people laugh i was like i'm gonna be an idiot and act like i'm so frazzled by this statement and run out of the room as i went to run

out of the room i fucking clocked my head on the ceiling and was bleeding out of my scalp. Anyways. On the spirit of that, I bleed Husker Red. Oh yeah. Shouts out to Spencer. Even though sometimes they fucking piss me off. I just want to fucking... I want to go to a fucking bowl game

this year. That's it. If we go to a bowl game... That'd be nice. If we go to a bowl game, I will blow my load live on podcast. That'd be nice. And I'll catch it in my mouth. All right, until next time. Matt Rule,

you lead the way, brother. Come on! Drink that Roulette, ladies and gentlemen. Until next time, go Big Red. Go Big Red, baby. Come on.

I'll be back again and again and again again, and again, and again, and again. Martin, what do you think? Are you laying next to all the cans from our previous episodes? Look at that bread loaf.