Grass Daddies Podcast - Grass Daddies Podcast Episode 8: What are you doing step bro?

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast the boys play a game testing Kam's knowledge of his favorite movie - Stepbrothers. They also talk about finding something unexpected underneatha tree on the golf course! Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes thats how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Lately, I've had this weird, weird obsession of mimosas. I've just had this weird obsession. I think that's called an addiction to alcohol. Welcome to the Mom, I Don't Have a Drinking Problem podcast. That's Cam, I'm Jake, and we are... The Grass Daddies, buddy. So, today we have a very special episode because we're going to play a game! Game?

It's going to be a game show episode. I'm Steve Harvey. Dude, I love... I love watching those family feud episodes where the chicks where the chicks family's like distract him and she's just like well that one's pretty funny and he's like and steve harvey's like isn't that your wife over there they're becoming so self-aware at this point that steve harvey will be like name a part of the nail male anatomy and they'll be like uh penis and he'll be like are you serious no stop the whole show right now we got to address this did you just say penis like i swear they'll like they'll set it up and up to make them say something to make him just go crazy.

Like, he'll just be like, I can't believe you just fucking said what I basically asked you to say. You said penis. Yeah. I got home the other day from work, and it was Monday when Bailey doesn't have to work, and I walk in the bedroom, and she just... Uh-oh. No. She's just laying there, and all I hear is...

And she's just watching Jeopardy. I'm like, who just watches Jeopardy? My dad. My dad loves Jeopardy. I fucking hate... Why? I hate Jeopardy because of the song. Because you don't know any of the answers.

Because of the song. Or questions. Technically the questions. I questions, technically the questions. I hate the song. Okay, do we want to give our little update before we get into the game? About our crazy event that we had to happen to us? Sure.

You want to tell it or you want me to tell it? Well, I'll tell the beginning and then you can... Because it was kind of your thing. Yeah, I don't know the real depth, but yeah, yeah, yeah. So, we were behind our uh pump house um yesterday and we were clearing some volunteer trees and taking out a couple dead trees um and we took out this one dead spruce and underneath it was like a purse and we're like oh shit because of course everyone whenever they see like a purse or wall they're like oh my god

what if there's money in it um we go and look in this purse there's not money in it but there is someone's id that has their social security number written on the back with like pictures of family members that are all like the photos are like half destroyed because of how long it's been there and it was honestly kind of creepy and we were like what if this is like a missing person so we took the purse back to the shop and we like talked to our boss was like what should we do should we like look her up um i'm not gonna say any names um obviously but um we like looked her up found a number cam called the the number, didn't answer. Then he sent a text and got a text back. Your phone's recording, but you can kind of, from what you can remember.

Yeah, and it was like, she pretty much just said that it got stolen from her car in 2011 from the funeral home because she was at a funeral for should i say that stuff she was at a funeral for a loved one for a loved one yeah and it got stolen out of her vehicle and 12 years ago 12 years dude that's crazy and And they, like, try to charge $300 at, well, they charge $300 at the Target, which there's a Target literally three, four blocks away from work. And then they. Do we even know if it was in Lincoln, though? I would assume so. We know the purse was ditched in Lincoln, but we don't know where any of this took place.

Yeah. And it somehow wound up on our golf course. But, so they charged $300 at Target, and then they tried to charge $300 at the mall. It had to be in Lincoln. Maybe. I don't know. Because it was a mall. Maybe.

But they ditched a check because they didn't want to try to forge her signature or whatever, and they didn't want to cash it. So they just dropped it at the mall, and then somebody sent the check to her bank or whatever. And then the bank called her, blah, blah, blah. That's where the... She didn't respond back, and then then i was waiting and she responded back and was like no i don't i don't need the purse back but if you would send me any like important like government cards yeah i'm not gonna go into too much detail but

here's word for word what happened. But no, it was pretty crazy. I thought we were going to be a part of like the morbid side of me was like, what if this is a missing person? And we're like, have like, dude, that's my evidence. As shitty as this sounds in dark, it would be so cool to find a body and just be like. Find a body or yeah like you like i listen to all these true crime podcasts and i'm like into watching all these shows about it how about just helping solve a police investigation by finding crucial evidence that'd be sick as fuck you're like there's no more crucial evidence than the body what do they call those people that go on the internet and they're just like

internet sleuths is that what it's called? I don't know. Sure. Do you guys know? Is it an internet sleuth? What? It's somebody that goes like. Someone who like combs through to find stuff.

Combs through. Like, you know, like the documentary Don't Fuck With Cats? Yeah. That was literally like the police didn't do shit about it. And it was just all like internet sleuths that went through and like they took like a video of this guy like vacuuming vacuum sealing these cats or whatever and how they discovered where he was at was because they seen like uh like plug-in socket on the wall well they knew it wasn't nothing that was um like american so they knew it was foreign and so they started

going through and like all these people finally discovered like oh this is where it's at and then they started like digging through and like fucking nitpicking through this story and then they sure shit found out where he was at and then they finally got like the cops involved and shit and yeah like solve this fucked up thing which he actually I'm pretty sure became a murderer but I hope no one vacuum seals one of my cats

I don't know what I want to do Martin I don't know if you'd want to vacuum seal a cat they would need to get a pretty big back a little big ass. Okay, well, on that happy note, let's play a fun game, shall we?

Yeah, yeah. So, our friend Cam here is such an interesting human being. He claims that his favorite movie is Stepbrothers now there's times where i'll be at work and i will quote stepbrothers and he'll be like what is that be like huh you're like what's that from i'm like literally your favorite movie that you

claim to be your favorite movie how do you not know what that line is really knows that shit my favorite movie so with that in mind i want to play a game where i'm going to read lines to you okay and they're either going to be from stepbrothers or not from stepbrothers and you have to decide if it you know if it's from stepbrothers or not if it's a quote or not now to raise the stakes i got some prizes so before we play the game we're so we're gonna go through the prizes but first i'm gonna go i'm gonna talk about the scoring so not currently accessible. Oh, no.

All my stuff here is not here. Martin's going crazy. Well, we don't have to clap now. We already clapped before. Oh my god! I'm clapping now so you can cut it and then line that back up. Okay, good. Actually, good. Thank you.

We had a slight delay. I had all my quotes and shit lined up that I wanted to and right when I went to open them the file was deleted. So I had to go back and get all my stuff back again. But we're good. Might have added some new stuff.

Might have taken some stuff. I don't know. But we're going to see. Cam's pretty confident. He was talking mad shit while I was getting some stuff pulled up. He said, I think I know it. And he was saying some quotes. Some of them might be in.

Some of them might not be i don't know but um to up the stakes like i said before i don't know how much i'm cutting and leaving in we're gonna lay out some prizes for you okay so i've got three prizes lined up and to determine your prizes there's 10 quotes if you get right so you have to say it either is from stepbrothers or not from stepbrothers okay if you get that right it's two points now some of them i'm not going to say how many okay that are from stepbrothers if you guess which character said it it's a bonus point oh so and i had on here before i had to redo everything i think i determined that the top prize is so the the highest score you could possibly get is 25 okay um so anywhere from 25 to 20, you get the top prize. Anywhere from 19 to, I think, 15. Anywhere 19 to 15, you get the second place prize.

And anything 14 to 10, you get the third tier prize. So, let's go over what you're playing for! You're playing for a toilet meadow. Dude, that's sick! I'm just kidding. It's just a box. It's not actually a thing. I know. I got this as a white elephant gift. Have you used it? It's not real. It's just

a box. It's like a prank box What? I know, actually I saw that I was actually a little bit pissed So Your third tier prize That you're playing for is

Diet Coke A Diet Coke I A Diet Coke. I love Diet Coke. I'm so excited. And a Honeycrisp Apple. Third tier prize. Here, we'll set the

Did you steal those out of our fridge or what? We'll set the prizes over here. That's why I didn't want you to look in the fridge. Because I went... I wanted it to be a singular can of Diet Coke. So I went and bought a 12-pack for the sake of this episode. Don't say I didn't do anything for you guys. Second to your prize.

I know you've been eyeing them. They've been rattling around in my truck for a while. And you're jealous that I found these on the golf course. One singular sleeve of the Titleist Pro-V1s. So there's three balls in here. Not going to lie, I've been wanting to steal them. Titleist Pro-V1s with a clover on them, number 17. You've got to be the luckiest motherfucker at the golf i found a

six pack of these balls just on the cart path and they're like untouched so that's your second place prize if you get that the top prize if you get 20 to 25 cam you get your own set of golf club pens what golf club pens that have your own little putting green so they have a putting green with a little flag stick that in there that's sick as fuck so let me pop let me pop one of these out of here real quick so i can demonstrate to you the quality of these they're kind of hard to get out so i like to get the putter out and then you can use the putter to pry out the other ones um but it's a little putter and then you just slide the grip off and it's a pen Dude, that's sick as fuck. Let me get a feel. Let me get a few. Hey, you gotta win first buddy. Fuck

But it's got these little balls and you can like putt the balls into the hole. So oh My god, this is like the world's greatest thing for somebody with ADHD. So this is what you're playing for a Nice little fidget toy. Yeah, so we'll put this over here carry that shit around with me at work and just we'll leave it here you can look at those that can be your motivation i'm hand watering i'm gonna play quick par five okay cam your first quote is, I'm not going to call him dad. Not even if there's a fire. Stepbrothers. Is it from Stepbrothers or not? Yeah, and Brennan says it.

Three points. It's a three-pointer right off the bat. Not even if there's a fire. Where does he say that? In the car on the way to his house. Okay, he knows his Stepbrothers a little bit. Okay, I gotta give you credit. In like the first three minutes.

I gotta give you credit. Now I'm a little worried that I didn't... Actually, five minutes. I'm a little worried I didn't make these hard enough. Your next one is... You ever do it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer that's not from stepbrothers is it from stepbrothers no or not from stepbrothers no

no you're right it's not from stepbrothers it's technically said by one of the stepbr Brothers characters in a blooper. So it's actually not in the movie. What? Yeah. Your next quote is, If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me.

Step Brothers or not Step Brothers? Oh, he's confused. He doesn't know. By the way, the beer menu tonight is just leftover natural light because I'm... I need to... I didn't know if I could dig in this box yet or not. Yeah. Alright, give me a second.

He's running into a snag. He needs to get some clarity I feel like they say something about Batman and Robin I feel like they do how much you mean to me do you want me to repeat the quote yes if we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin

I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me. I feel like this is something they would have said when they're getting... Talk in your mic. Talk in your mic. When they're doing karate in the garage and building bunk beds and that shit. I'm going to go with no correct it is not from stepbrothers it is a Will Ferrell quote from Blades of Glory

so you get two points for that so you're already at you're already you're blazing ahead I mean you're you're perfect so far so you're you're blazing ahead. I mean, you're perfect so far. So you're well on your way to the golf pens if you keep this up. Your next one is, I'm fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o'clock this morning. No.

Step Brothers or not Step Brothers? No. Incorrect! What? This actually was from Step Brothers. Did you say that No. Incorrect! What? This actually was from Step Brothers. Did he say that at the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer? I think he might have. It was Dale that said it.

Yeah. So, incorrect. At the fucking Wine Mixer! God damn it! First incorrect question. Okay, he's not perfect, folks. He's not perfect. It's not at the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer.

Your next question is, friends who ride majestic translucent steeds shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale. I knew that one was going to be out. Who says it? Who says it? Brennan. Correct.

Will Ferrell says it. What does he say says it. What does he say after that? What does Dale say after that? I will follow you into... I will follow you into the flames of Avalon or something like that.

I think the mists of Avalon or something like that. Oh, man. I thought, yeah, that one was pretty obvious, but I just thought that quote was so funny, I just had to put it in there. On translucent steeds. Translucent steeds. Okay. I'm about to watch Step Brothers tonight.

For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows. No, it's not from it. Are you sure? Yes. It's not. Correct, it's not. What's it from? The elf.

Nope. No? That's also from Blades of Glory. Man, not even a challenge. I'm about to lose these pens I had to buy on amazon all right your next quote is mom i mean come on this is horse shit that's from it it's when they get in a fight Yes. Incorrect. What? It's technically in the bloopers.

It's not in the actual movie. It's not in the actual movie. Oh, fuck me. It's in the bloopers. Fuck me with you. You're a pro. You should know what lines are in the movie. A true Step Brothers fanatic would know the lines from the bloopers and from the real movie.

Well, I don't fucking get to watch the bloopers. I don't have the disc, goddammit. Your next question. That's eight. That's what I want for Christmas. What? What do you want for Christmas? Step Brothers movie disc.

With all behind the scenes. I'm sure that could be arranged. I'm sure it's probably like seven bucks it's probably how old is that movie let's look let's look i think it was filmed in 2011 2008 damn it was three years off july 25th 2008 okay but now what if i knew that then i'd be like okay you might know more than i than i thought July 25th, 2008. Okay, but now what if I knew that? Then I'd be like, okay, you might know more than I thought. Okay, do you want your next one?

Yep. You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. That is from Step Brothers, and Dale says that. God dang, you are good. You're doing better than I thought you would. I thought I was going to confuse you. This house is full of learned doctors. you are good you're doing better than i thought you would i thought i was gonna confuse you when you say an obvious quote and he's like what's that from i'm like are you shitting me oh man well maybe i wonder if sometimes it's not like i'm like because my adhd i'm not like fully focused on it. I'm not really listening to you. To the default as I should be.

All right. Two more questions. I'm pretty sure. Do we want to total up the. Total up to see if you want. Or wait till the end. Wait till the end. Wait till the end.

Okay. Your next question. Is. Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong. When he said he was going to go to the moon now he's up there laughing at them no it's not damn it it's all it it's also from blades of glory will ferrell had a lot of funny lines

in blades of glory now he's up there laughing at them travel thousands of miles to give you my the last quote you keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother she's a saint who says it uh obviously it says my mother okay I'm almost certain you won it You only had two wrong So you had 3, 6, 9, 12 13, 14

15, 16, 17, 18 19, 20 You barely got it It was from 20 to 25 Twist me giblets So you actually barely squeaked into the top prize But here you go You barely got it. It was from 20 to 25. Twisty giblets. So you actually barely squeaked into the top prize. But here you go.

Let me see those. Let me see those. Take them for a spin if you want. Now we're going to spend like 10 minutes with him fiddle fucking around trying to get them out of there. Yeah. I purchased these of there. Yeah. I purchased these on Amazon. But I'm actually kind of glad that now I get to keep my golf balls. And guess what?

You don't get the Diet Coke. Oh, man. And Honeycrisp. I was going to mukbang that motherfucker on here. Nope. Too bad. You don't get it. You chose to be well-versed in your stepbrother's knowledge,

so now you don't get the third-tier prize. You really did better than I thought you would. What's he doing? Is he hogging the whole frame? What movie could we do this for me now you want to do it for like lord of the rings for me i could if we did watch it though or you could just look up quotes uh that wouldn't be fair i i know i could just start reciting that movie and probably get a good ways in dude you listen to the fucking Lord of the Rings movie at work. Because they're like three hours, four hours long, the extended versions, and it's like I can watch one in a day.

Um... So how do you feel? I feel accomplished in life. You really dominated that quiz. Dude, these are sick as fuck. I can't wait to go home. Yeah, Lane and I were putting around with them last night. Did you feel the driver?

Pop the driver out of there. It's kind of got some weight to it. I already got the fucking putter back in there. It's definitely got some weight to it. Do you remember the line one time I wrestled a draft to the ground with my bare hands? Yeah.

Who says it? Dale. I don't remember that line. Pretty much all these lines I remember. But I do not remember that line. When does he say that line? Uh, when they're in the... Hey, he's clicking the mouse.

I know, of course. When they're, uh... I think when they're, like, talking, like, when they become friends, I'm pretty sure. Well, or is it, like, when they're they're like Feuding a little bit And they're like Well, I don't know, maybe I don't remember that line I feel like I would remember him saying that line

Well, that's where you tee off Look, there's a little tee Yeah, there's a little There's a little spot for your golf ball Dude, that's so sick Are you gonna take those to work And set them on your desk? I don't know

Where else are you gonna put them? I don't know Do you even still know how to write your own name? No I don't know. Where else are you going to put them? I don't know. Do you even still know how to write your own name? No. When's the last time you wrote anything with a pen? I write my name with... My name is Brennan. I guess we technically do every day when we clock in.

Hey! Quit touching the keyboard. Alright. He's giving me the stank eye. I can fuck with those later. I'm going to definitely go home and mess with them while I'm watching Step Brothers. You're going to watch Step Brothers tonight? All right. He's giving me the stank eye. I can fuck with those later. I'm going to definitely go home and mess with them while I'm watching Step Brothers. You're going to watch Step Brothers tonight?

Yeah. Why? I like it. I like it. I really tried to trip you up by using Will Ferrell quotes from other movies. Yeah, well, I haven't seen any other Will Ferrell quotes. Movies. Maybe that's why you did so well.

Because the only movie you've ever seen is Step Brothers. Well, that and other guys. I was thinking about using some quotes from that, too, but I didn't. Gator needs his gat, you punk-ass bitch. There's some funny-ass... Dude, my dad loves that movie he dies laughing yes i like how it goes they just play like a super dramatic song there goes my hero and then they just fucking squat aim for the bushes and then they're talking later they're just like just didn't make sense didn't i don't know wasn't even an awning in their direction. No, I know. Not even an awning.

To break their fall a little bit. Oh, shit. Now I don't even know how long we've been going because we took like a... How long were we fucking around for? 15 minutes? Probably. Yeah, we probably still have close to 50, 45 minutes left. No, do you even... It says we've been going for 50. Yeah, we probably still have close to 50, 45 minutes left. No, do you even... It says we've been going for 50. Yeah.

So 50 minus 15. It was at 27 when we got done. You're awesome. You're just the best. I like making podcasts. What? I like it. Quote from Step Brothers. Dad, can you

give me some money for pay-per-view? For, uh... What if it's not enough? What if I want wings? You don't need wings. What's your favorite non-pornographic magazine to beat off to good housekeeping i thought about using the uh what did we just become best friends yep should we just play the

whole movie for the rest of the podcast no leave i was thinking about including the quote where derek goes like guys it's okay that they'll ruin the story and possibly the rest of the evening I don't know what Lena what movies could we do this for Jake funny funny movies funny movies I feel like it's got to be comedy since we're like a comedy podcast yeah because well and but if it was a serious movie, there's not really a lot of like, oh, there's so many good lines. Yeah, there's not outstanding lines. It's got to be a funny movie

because they're essentially jokes. Yeah. I got a lot, I like lots of movies. What funny movie have you watched the whole time? Give me your favorite comedy movie because I gave you mine and that's what we went off of. My favorite comedy movie because I gave you mine

and that's what we went off of. My favorite comedy movie? Yeah. I don't know. I also really like the other guys. Super Bad. We could do Super Bad. Like Pineapple Express.

Those movies are pretty funny. Game Over Man. Game Over Man. I love that movie. We just recently watched that. That was so fucking funny. I forgot how funny that movie was. Next episode.

We're going to do it for me next episode? Well, not this next episode because I'm going to Mexico. Oh, yeah. We're going to have to have a guest next episode. So I'll be gone for that episode. But the next episode after that i'll i'll put a list together next episode martin's gonna take the mic he's gonna sit up in the he's gonna sit on the chair and we're gonna have a good old

we're gonna have a good old time he's gonna be a stand-in grass daddy he's gonna be a grass baby this beer's pretty good eh yeah i thought i didn't know if you were ever gonna drink i had this one down and i was like well i don't know if i can dig in there yet so i don't want to dig in there i forgot did i tell you oh yeah i did tell you i had a dream that my all my aunts my grandma were like coming at me about me having a drinking problem and i was pissed and i was fucking like cussing at him and telling him off and shit it was bad my grandma and my dream was just like you're obviously very sick like in the head like for being delusional about my problem i was like what does this mean you're like i don't know this is healthy maybe i don't know if this is healthy. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe this means something.

My mom is, this medication she takes makes her have super vivid dreams. And she was like, I had a dream the other night that I was dating so-and-so. And the so-and-so was the snorer guy. Oh, really? Yeah. And I was hiding in a closet. And then she was like, I also had a dream where a lady was having sex with a baboon. I was like, oh my god.

What the fuck, mom? Why did you tell me that? And she's just like, I can't tell whose ass is redder, the baboon's or the the ladies from the baboons just fucking i was thinking about being like who was on top but then i was like i don't want to ask my mom she just goes that lady was riding the shit that baboon he really had that red ass oh man you know what I thought would be really funny huh half as commemoration but also just cause I love it

and would think it's funny the Roy D. Mercer guy what if we did that and we prank called people and I started like and I used a southern accent we prank called people that'd be so fun we could prank call somebody I'm sure I got somebody on my phone that I used a Southern accent, we prank called people. That'd be so fun. Or just your voice. We could prank call somebody.

I'm sure I got somebody on my phone that I don't like that we could prank call. Dude. But I would have to, not right now, but I would have to do it like Roy D. Mercer

in order to commemorate because he's dead now. Pretty sure he's dead. What? I'm almost certain he passed away. That's what I was thinking of the other day

when I was telling... I said, how long has it been since you had a... Good old country ass woman? Good old country ass woman. And you're like, what's that from? And I couldn't remember. That'd be so funny. Like, what about every 10th episode?

Because that'll be our 10th episode. Because this next one will be a guess. That'll be the 8th or 9th. This is going to be our 8th episode. So this will be the 8th. Fuck. Or every 11th episode we can do like a prank call episode. I think that'd be so funny.

Because I feel like i could get his voice down pretty well i think one of the guys passed away the guy who did it that'd be hilarious yeah 56 damn anyways because my grandpa loved him my dad loved him i love him i thought those dude that's so fucking so for those of you that don't know the premise of it was they would have someone give them someone's name that they wanted to prank call and they had like they had like a radio show and it was always it was always centered around someone owing someone money so he would call and he would make up these ridiculous stories like you like one of them he was like you told my boy that he was too scrawny and he couldn't join the weightlifting team like someone from the school called and said i want you to prank call the gym teacher they're just outlandish

as fuck stories and and one of the stories was like you told my boy he was too scrawny and so he went and bought a bunch of dumbbells and he dropped the dumbbell on his hamster and now you owe me money for the hamster and the vet bills or whatnot well so he basically was like uh yeah yeah liberace yeah because that was the jimmy charlene's ping pong playing parrot episode that you like and um and then basically they're just like usually it would just come down to him saying either either give me the money or I'm going to come give you a good old country. Yeah. How big of a boy are you?

And some people would get super defensive and be like, okay, okay, let's talk this out. Let's talk this out. And then some people would be like, come on down then. I'm big enough. That kind of shit. It was so fucking funny. I think that'd be fun to do. Well, all right.

What would you do if somebody just called you? If someone called me and told me that I owed them money or they were gonna whoop my ass? Yeah, like, what would you, how would you handle that? Step through step, right? I'm calling you. Ring ring. Hello?

You owe me money. That, just, yeah, you owe me money. First of all, I'd probably be like, who is this? And I'd be like, I'm kicking your fucking ass. I don't know what you shit. I don't know. I'd be like, well, I definitely, because usually he's like, you over in blah, blah, blah. Or I probably would be like, I'm not telling you where I am.

I'm not going to tell you where I'm at. Because sometimes they're just like, oh, yeah yeah i'm at the bowling alley right now come on over i'm off route six well how do you handle like spam callers because that reminded me that reminded me i love i love when I get spam texts and spam callers because I troll the shit out of them. Oh, yeah. Well, I know how you are with spam. Like, the sex bots on Snapchat. So, recently, I had a.

Oh, what? They completely changed their shit up. Okay, so I got a message from some lady on Instagram. Was this a volleyball game? Yes. They changed their profile to a man now. So it was a lady. And this is the message I got sent.

I was going through your profile. The universe revealed something to me. I can't really say. I will need to do a mini reading for you to reveal things about you and message from your ancestors that you need to know. I see great opportunity coming your way.

Send me a picture of your left hand palm. Let me give you a reading. The reading will reveal everything happening in your life and you will get answers to all the personal questions you have been asking yourself i tried to make it sound like a psychic well do and i sent a picture of cam's right hand instead of left and then they said you're gonna take a picture of two palms and your face and so i sent a picture of cam making a dumb face um and then they said

i generally don't charge for my services only the items which is meant to cast a particular spell you want is what you're to pay for and they said are you with me and so i sent them a picture of a duck's penis um they said you really need to continue your spell dear so it can unblock all the blockages in your life and make you earn a lot and there is a bigger blessing coming on your way so you can achieve it and i said how much and they said the items used for the spell cost twenty dollars bay leaves rose garden sage cinnamon cay, honey, or molasses. Those are the items needed, honey. And I said, well, I already have like half of those.

Just tell me the incantation and I'll do it myself. And then they sent a bunch of shit like, you gotta understand that I'm the caster of the spell. And they just basically wanted money from me. And then they tried audio calling me at 4.43 in the morning. Did you answer it? No. But what was creepy is that my first alarm goes off at 4.45. So they called me two minutes before my first alarm goes off. Which I was like, hold on a minute.

This is kind of creepy. How did you know when i was about to wake up but anyways that is kind of sketchy but the now but the female picture is now a male's picture and they changed their name to high priest high priest richie richie see high priest richie i think he's a high priest i think this says a lot about our personality because you can stay calm enough to like sit there and fuck with them but once i get you're just like i want to kill you i want to kick your ass. One day, I got a spam call from the exact same number, like, five minutes apart. Like, legit spam call. Like, they called me once, and I was like, I just ignored it. And then they called me again. I answered it and just started fucking going ballistic.

Like, don't ever call me again. Give me back my son. I think I just answered it, and I was like, I'll find out where you fucking live. I wonder if I still have that conversation I had with that one bot. I'm assuming bot.

Did you send a picture of my butt to one of them? No. I feel like that happened Did you send a picture of my butt to one of them? No. I feel like that happened. No, that never happened. I feel like that definitely happened. I did not send a picture of your butt to anyone. Dude, the next time that you get like a sex bot or something, I'm just gonna buy you a dildo for Christmas just for strictly pranking sex

bots. And you can just like stick it to your belly or something and just what the fuck I don't know it might be gone it was so funny it was obviously a bot and they were like sending lewd images

and at one point I just said gotcha I'm an undercover police officer wasn't that the one that you were fucking with for like a week yeah and half the time I was talking with them when they first texted me I was walking through Target with Lena with my girlfriend and I was just showing her the text

like look at what I said now and she was just like shaking her head like you're so dumb didn't she send one of a fence post just a randomized picture of a fence post no I was like like you want to see a picture of my wood and i just sent a picture of the stack of logs outside my house um i sent a picture of just captain falcon from super smash bros melee falcon punch yeah that one are we gonna play mario double dash after this or what do you want to i don't know i'm down that's up to bailey it doesn't have to be an hour episode if it's like 45 ish minutes a tight 20

up to you i'm trying to think of well i know did i hear yeah. I already kind of went on to the topic of how I'm going to Mexico. But I'm pretty excited, man. Going to Mexico. Sit right here and have another beer in Mexico. I'm sending you a video of me just drinking cervezas in Mexico. Hey. So.

Some beach. Oh, I got a topic. We're going to get copyrighted because I'm such a good singer that it's just gonna think that it's an audio clip from the actual songs somewhere so lately i've had this weird weird obsession of mimosas i've just had this weird obsession every that's called an addiction to alcohol i really want to drink in the morning but it's not okay to just crack open a beer in the morning. But if it's a mimosa. Well, so you see where I come from in small town Cozed.

I've had this weird obsession with mimosas lately. In small town Cozed, we didn't drink mimosas with champagne. We drank redneck mimosas. Would you take a bush light and orange juice? It's a redneck mimosa you should try it actually you know what would make a really good redneck mimosa natty light why because it's like super like spicy spicy like natty light is spicy to you no i'm quoting a spencer quote because every time one day he came over and he was drinking his Natty Lights

and every time he took a drink he was like Why is it spicy? Was he hammered? No, I think he was stone cold sober. Stone cold sober. Because I don't think... Dude, he got fucked up with the rail yard. Dude, he did.

Shouts out to Spencerencer i'm glad you recovered i'm glad mellow mushroom healed you i'm glad you found a homeless guy's sleeping bag to wipe your pukey mouth on that's crazy that is crazy oh man i think we've all been there. No, we haven't. I'm pretty sure none of us have been there. I'm pretty sure nobody's been there except for Spencer. Spencer, he's been there. Spencer's a different breed. I haven't been there. I mean, I shit in a parking lot at my dad's wedding.

Oh, my God. You're proud of that. And I also puked in the same parking lot about in the same spot yeah you're just trying to make a nice little cocktail for a raccoon later i just picked it up and threw it behind the you picked it up yeah with a napkin what the fuck i moved it out of the way so nobody stepped in it i'm not that big of a fucking prick all i did was puke and poop in a parking lot i mean i'm not an animal i have some decency the next words that came out of my mouth was that's coyote shit nobody will know that'll think it's coon shit

don't they say that human feces is the worst smelling thing ever? No. Isn't that what they say? No. Martin! He's looking at pictures of Lena. But yeah, I already told Bailey when we were in Mexico, I'm definitely ordering a bottle of champagne at like 3 a.m. I'm going to be sitting there in my bathrobe just fucking chilling I don't give a fuck I'm buying her some goddamn

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