Gutfeld! Monologues - 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla, Who Wins?

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, who would win in a fight: 100 men or a gorilla? Greg shares his answer. Later, he discusses President Trump’s contentious interview with ABC News' Terry Moran, and how the media has spun the story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She also went on a bizarre rant about elephants. Thanks for the shoutout, said this herd. You saw it coming. No, I don't want your sip at the applause. Steve Doocy is dead. Tired of getting up in the morning. Co-host Fox and friend Steve Doocy announced he'll be stepping back from full-time duties and permanently relocating to Florida, which goes to show what people will do

to get away from Brian Kilmead. In the first three months of the year, McDonald's global sales have fallen 1%. Experts point to one customer switching to Burger King. White Lotus star Natasha Rothwell has tweeted, Donald Trump, you are trash, almost 200. times since the election. In her defense, it's her only form of exercise. A recent study found that 95 percent of single women want to be approached more in public. Well, your wish is my command, said one man. According to the New York Post, Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend's mother manages a sex shop in Massachusetts. This checks out since her

daughter has Bill's nuts in a vice. Don't knock it until you try it. Oh, here we go. Archaeologists located a one-inch penis pendant in the United Kingdom. They clarified it was from the Roman Empire, not Jesse Waters' urologist. You don't know how hard it was to get that picture.

Well, his blood, we'll never know. Yes. Chris Van Hollen is fuming that El Salvador prisoner Abrago Garcia is unreachable by his family. True, he usually connects with his wife via right hooks. Yes. And finally, the Internet has been debating over whether one silverbacked gorilla could defeat 100 men. What's not debatable is whether one woman could kill 100. owners.

Don't cry. All right. I think I went too far. So while the Dems fume over Trump's 100 days, how about the media is 100? Well, like Don Lemon in hot pants approaching cars at a stoplight, they're up to their same old tricks. The White House released a list of 57 hoaxes. by the media and Trump's critics in his first 100 days.

For those of you having trouble with math, shout out to girls. It's more than one every two days. And they didn't even count the hoaxes when the media claimed that Tim Walts was a man. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet,

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Hit it, Ethel. Fake new CNN. Trubbterf President Trump's claim. The Biden's mystery of Minnesota. fake news claim the DoD have removed General Coleman Powell's name from a list of notable Americans buried on the cemetery. Eric Sola claimed no president presiding when we're playing to questions to the person in the office of President Trump. J.B. Prisker and Chicago Public Schools officials claim the law without any of verify that age's agent country to raid in an elementary school, false claim echoed by media outlets, including the Chicago Tribune.

Washington Post will let Trump in a decision of selling quotas for immigration authorities and give the administration to four minutes to comment before plum machine. Online liberal activists claimed President Trump took down President Obama's fortune in the White House. AP falsely claimed director of national intelligence television television, President Trump is very good friends with Russian President Vladimir Putin. And finally, soon a visa holder should have unfit. access to whatever they want the United States. All right. That sound you hear is the close captioner committing suicide by cop. Now, let's take a look at some of these hoaxes.

We'll begin, as all things should, with transgender mice. CNN tried to fact-check Trump for claiming Biden spent millions to perform trans experiments on these rodents. But turns out Trump was right. They really were turning Minnie into Mickey. See that little mustache? Excellent work. Remember, the astronauts stuck in space for months.

The hacks at NPR stopped calling them stranded once Trump and Musk said they were going to save them. And then they did. Elon got it back so fast he didn't have enough time to impregnate him. Then there's the media trying to claim Trump was the only world leader wearing a blue suit at the Pope's funeral. That was a lie. reminds me of that story about me wearing a thong at a public pool. It was a G-string. And what of the label, Maryland Dad?

Yeah, that's like calling the Unabomber a quirky pen pal. Then there's the attacks on Doge. For weeks, we heard Doge is cutting Social Security when in reality they twisted Musk's words. He was talking about cutting waste. I haven't seen anything that dishonest since Rachel Levine published her pap smear. I know. I agree with you. I agree with you. Now the media screams that Trump wrongfully deported three kids who were U.S. citizens, one of which had cancer. But here's Marco setting the record straight.

Three U.S. citizens ages four, seven, and two were not deported. Their mothers who are legally in this country were deported. The children went with their mothers. So first they moaned that ICE was separating families and now they're bitching when they keep them intact. Cue the fat. Instead of enabling the administration's illegal and unconstitutional mass deportation scheme, we could be holding hearings on why U.S. citizens

as young as two years old are being deported with no meaningful due process. Of course, Nadler was upset the kids were gone. He was planning on eating them. So, nothing's changed since Trump walked down the escalator. The hoax are endless. Russia Gate, Hunter's laptop, find people on both sides. Joe's as sharp as attack.

The media will repeat lie after lie in service to their masters, the Dems. No wonder Trump treats them with the same respect dogs give hydrants, which means it's time for Donald Trump. We don't deserve him. It's true. Here he is kicking some ABC. Do you think the reputation of the United States has gone down under your presence? No, I think it's gone way up, and I think we're a respected country again.

We were left at all over the world. We had a president that couldn't walk up a flight of stairs, couldn't walk down a flight of stairs, couldn't walk across the stage without falling. We had a president that was grossly incompetent. You knew it, I knew it, and everybody knew it, but you guys didn't want to write it because you're fake news. By the way, ABC is one of the worst. I have to be honest with me. Say it with me.

We don't deserve him. He wasn't done. You have 100% confidence in... I don't have 100% confidence in anything, okay? Anything. Do I have 100%? It's a stupid question. Look, it's pretty important position.

I have... No, no, no. You don't have 100%. Only a liar would say I have 100% confidence. I don't have 100% confidence that we're going to finish this interview. We don't deserve him. He's right. Right. You shouldn't have 100% confidence in anything, unless it's Joe Biden ruining a seat cushion, but it wouldn't be a Trump interview if he didn't really twist the knife.

Hey, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. You know, you're doing the interview. I picked you because, frankly, I never heard of you, but that's okay. We don't deserve him. He's such a giver, and they have no choice but to take it. After fomenting fake existential calamities, Trump has exposed them for what they really are, an outdated, self-serving medium that creates their own false truth based on bias and ego. They're an industry marred with hoaxes and accuracies

and, of course, leprechauns. So in that interview, it wasn't Trump being graded. Trump doesn't have to prove anything. It's the media which has everything to prove and nothing to show for it. Let's welcome and I hear you. Listen, ad free.

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