Gutfeld! Monologues - A “Both Sides” Problem

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, a new study links alcohol to dementia. Plus, find out how the Left is responding to the recent shooting at an ICE facility; Greg breaks down the crucial difference between fire starters and fire stoppers. Stay informed and engaged! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for joining us. Brian Kilmead will be coming around shortly to take your drink order. Happy Thursday, everyone. So a new study links drinking alcohol to the risk of dementia. Mm, alcohol and dementia sounds familiar.

Turns out a South African minister's prediction that the world would end on Tuesday didn't come true, meaning Mika Prasinski had sex with her husband for no reason. Even he's laughing. Kamala's new book revealed that she moaned to her husband during Tim Walts' disastrous VP debate. marking the first time Tim Waltz has ever made a woman moan.

Harris also wrote that there was, quote, more writing on Tim's debate than there should have been. Her husband, Doug, agreed, saying there should have been more writing on nannies. New York Governor Kathy Hoka was booed by fans. when she was brought up on stage at the Ryder Cup golf tournament. But the worst moment came when golfers mistook her face for a three-wood. Barack Obama admitted he had to dig himself out of a hole in his marriage. Luckily for Joe, they didn't fill it. Hillary Clinton told Morning Joe that Americans have to stop finger pointing,

especially kids who pointed her and say, Mommy, is that the lady who killed Jeffrey Epstein? I know. Where do kids get this idea? Probably the internet. Pregnant women have been posting videos of themselves taking Tylenol after Trump said there's a link between the pain reliever and autism. Wow, I hope Trump will link autism with doing the dishes.

She's so happy doing the dishes. President Trump hung an official picture of Joe Biden's auto pen at the White House. If you think that's bad, look at the new official picture of Bill Clinton. Finally, a California town has posted warnings of an attack squirrel that sent several people to the hospital. Gavin Newsom is safe since he has no nuts. Thank you. All right. I'll take it.

We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Jimmy Phala, inviting you to join me for Fox Across America, where we'll discuss every single one of the Democrats' dumb ideas. Just kidding. It's only a three-hour show. Listen live at noon Eastern or get the podcast at foxacrossamerica.com. So following Wednesday's shooting at a Dallas Ice Facil, The left once again wants to make this a both sides problem, which is like saying both the arsonist and the firemen burned the house down.

There's a big difference between fire starters and fire stoppers. That's why I don't have a calendar of New York's sexiest arsonists in my office. But whenever something awful happens, like the assassination of a conservative or Brian Kilmead writing another book, If you dare point out who did it, they yell both sides. But maybe it is both sides, the hard left and the left. The only other time it's both sides is when the shooter claims to be male and female. But why not hear the other side out? So let's put on our hazmat suits and head over to MSNBC,

where they actually suggested leftist terrorists writing slogans on bullets as a tactic from the right. A former FBI official actually said this. And Tarrant, he was a fierce, you know, white supremacist and neo-Nazi and root all over his, his weapon and his rounds. So to see this coming from, you know, potentially the other side of the political spectrum is a little strange. You know, if you are trying to, you know, carry out some kind of message countering, you know, more extreme right-wing stuff, I don't know why you would use a tactic that a famous white supremacist who has been revered and copycatted over the years. Not hard to see why he has former in his title. What does a killer from New Zealand have to do with lefty maniacs in the U.S.?

Nothing. It's like blaming the Klingons for Jesse Waters' hair. It's the biggest reach since Jay Pritzker tried to scratch his balls. Of course, it didn't end there. Here's MSNBC's Rosa Flores. We've also seen the very dramatic videos of ice nabbing individuals and tossing them into unmarked vehicles. A lot of these ICE agents have been masked,

and so it has been very divisive. And there's been a lot of fear in the different communities where we've been reporting. So I guess the agents had it coming. It's the old, look how the rape victim was dressed routine. She's telling them not to wear masks. while they're being shot at. But this stuff is sanctioned, even by the party's leaders.

Here's Gavin Newsom, a governor who runs his state like a college sophomore smoking his first joint. Masked men jumping out of unmarked cars, people disappearing, no due process, no oversight, zero accountability happening in the United States of America today. People ask, well, is authoritarianism you're being hyperbolic? Boy, we're being hyperbolic. Oh, if you truly believe that in your soul. We must first accept that you have one. But he knows what he's doing.

He's not calling Trump a big jerk. He's saying he's a fascist. And what do you do with fascists? Well, Tyler Robinson showed you. But thankfully, other Democrat leaders are toning down their rhetoric. How do you prove to somebody that you're a U.S. citizen, your accent, the color of your skin? That's not the country we live. You know, you shouldn't have to walk around the papers the way that they did in the early days of Nazi Germany.

to prove that you belong and that you're not one of them. And that is essentially the kind of country that we're becoming. Usually when Pritzker throws the N-word around, he means nachos. As it fully loaded and keep him coming. Be easier to take him seriously if he had a neck. He looks like a pelican swallowing a pot roast. And, of course, if you smell wet garbage, you know Hillary's in town. The idea that you could turn the,

clock back and try to recreate a world that never was dominated by, you know, let's say it, white men of a certain persuasion, a certain religion, a certain point of view, a certain ideology, is just doing such damage to what we should be aiming for. What? Isn't she charming? No wonder Bill spends most of his days perched in a tree outside the local hooters. Today's left thrives on declaring their enemies evil. But us, we mock, we ridicule.

We call people dumb, lazy, fat, wrong. But not demons, not Hitler. That's the left's game. Because once you decide your opponent is Hitler, then anything goes. Violence becomes justified. And then when some mentally ill kid takes their cue, you guys just shrug, well, it's both sides. No.

The bombs under Fox News trucks, the ICE raid protests, the vandalized memorials, the bullets etched with anti-ice, it's all coming from one direction. And the pattern is real. Screwed up loners get pointed at the approved enemies. So what is it about the left's reflex to say both sides following a murder? When a police officer comforts a grieving widow, does he say, you know, your husband could be really rude at times?

What's the impulse behind bringing it up at all? It's a rationalization to protect you from realizing you might be wrong. it arises from that pit in your stomach where the guilt resides, saying both sides shields your ego. And you've got to wonder, why do surveys show that Charlie's murder was justified to so many young Democrats? Because he's conservative, Christian. If that's the case, then anybody with that label is marked for death.

But remember, Charlie was only on the planet for 31 years and in the public eye for just a few. The people in the survey probably never heard of him until his death. That, my friend, is brainwash. So don't give me both sides. There's one side that screams Nazi and shrugs when violence follows. And there's the other side who's ducking and hoping they miss. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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