Gutfeld! Monologues - A Successful Six Months

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld, Greg runs through all of the accomplishments of the first six months of Trump's second term. Plus, Greg takes a look back at all the Democrats' doomsday predictions about Trump from earlier this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Last night, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, John Oliver, and John Stewart showed their support for Stephen Colbert by appearing on his show. It's the most laughs network TV had since they showed. Sophie's choice with limited commercial interruption. Since Colbert's firing, John Stewart told CBS to go, F yourself, and Colbert told Trump to go F yourself. Wow, $100 million worth of writers must really have paid off. On X yesterday, Kamala Harris commemorated the one-year anniversary of the start of her failed presidential campaign.

She shared the moment with a few of her. friends. Jack, Johnny, Jim, Jose. Diversity, where it counts, in the liver. She didn't celebrate with her husband, as Doug had tickets to see cold play with a nanny. A woman who was officially pronounced dead for two minutes, but then was revived, drew a picture of what she saw on the other side. I think we have it. I want that on my wall. Hunter Biden said that smoking crack is safer than drinking alcohol.

Maybe so, but I've never heard of anyone blowing someone for a Coors light. A Bud Light? Maybe. Never over. Hunter also claimed that during that disastrous presidential debate, his father was under the influence of Ambien. Because if there's one thing Joe needed, it was more sleep. Finally, in the same interview, Hunter said his family got him a service animal to help him cope with his addiction.

Sadly, it was for his sex addiction. What? Becality is now a problem for you. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for MintMobil. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills. But it turns out that's very illegal.

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So six months into a second term, Trump hasn't just hit the ground running. He's pummeled it into submission. It's a big difference from the last president who hit the ground then stayed there. We now have a president who rules with an iron fist, not from an iron lung. Remember when the southern border resembled the Boston Marathon. with thousands sprinting across the finish line. Today, there's fewer illegal crossings than job postings for the Colbert Show.

And in May, blue-collar wage growth saw its largest increase in almost 60 years. Plumbers haven't been this busy since a Taco Bell opened near Jerry Nadler's office. So, how did that happen? Well, Trump also ushered in the largest deportation operation in history, which means people like me now must hire actual U.S. citizens to shave my back.

Remember the tariffs that Dems claimed would crash the economy? They broke in over $100 billion. Couple that with Doge's estimated savings of $190 billion and were halfway to paying off Kamala's bar tab. The stock market is higher than Snoop Dog at Hempfest. Inflation is as dead as the mere cat on Maxine Waters' head. Trump's moving so fast as enemies in the media are eating his dust like a Roomba. DEI is DOA, the guy stopped two wars, and the Iranian nuke facilities are flatter than Dylan Mulvaney. At home, the U.S. is on track for its lowest murder rate on record.

Things have been so good. Even the media has to admit it. I wonder, can a lot happen in just six months? A lot can happen in just six months. Today marks half a year since President Trump took office again. And already his second term is shaping up to be even more consequential than his first. There is little question that Trump is fulfilling a campaign promise. In a matter of months, migrant crossings have hit record lows. from sweeping changes in the federal government to mass deportations and bombs dropped on Iran. The president promised changes, and there is no question he has made them. It's a presidential moment that can't be denied. I only hope Jake will write a book about it two years too late.

It's a far cry from earlier this year when Trump was an evil threat who would tank the economy. They've reviewed Donald Trump's plan and have determined he will weaken America's economy. he will ignite inflation, and he will bring on a recession by the middle of next year. We're already seeing predictions that there will be shrinking growth and a recession this year. Next time you all see me, Donald Trump will be president, and you may not see me. You nailed that prediction, Ms. Cleo. And true, we're seeing plenty more Trump, and you'll be seeing a lot more of your therapist. You know, for months, the left created a fake apocalypse.

They pretended we would have that depression, Civil War, World War III, and the World Cup. All in the same year. But those doomsday predictions just worked in our favor, causing even more people to self-deport, while sending Rosie O'Donnell to Ireland and Ella DeGeneres to London. And what the hell is up with Ellen? I understand moving to England, but do you have to turn into King Charles? My God. So things are getting better by the day.

And true, you hear the same old pushback from the same old humpbacks. But it's also perfunctory. And why? Well, everyone knew change was needed. Even Dems saw their state suffering. Americans couldn't afford groceries. Our adversaries and allies didn't respect us.

And you couldn't walk into a woman's locker room without tripping over a dick. But the Dems were helpless, cowed into submission by activists and special interest groups. They embraced wokeism, identity politics, gender ideology, climate alarmism, and they ignored the real issues. But Trump gave them an out. He came in and said, I'll be the villain if I can fix this country. I'll save women's sports. I'll cut the red tape and unleash American energy.

I'll reshore jobs and offshore murderers. And, of course, his opponents are going to scream about it. but they know that he was the remedy that they needed. And now they're in a woke hangover. Trump got the drugs out of the house, but it's still in their system. And the withdrawals suck, but they knew that it had to be done. The Dems needed outside help and intervention. Because after years of capitulating to the woke,

their muscles of moral and civil order atrophied. And like a typical addict, they couldn't change even if they wanted to. So Trump saved them by doing for them what they couldn't do for themselves. themselves. So they can still hate him, but believe me, they are relieved because he got the woke monkey off their back. Now, all they have to do is find something to replace it with. I suggest a spine. Let's welcome tonight's guess. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.

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