Gutfeld! Monologues - A Tale Of 2 FBIs

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, the FBI arresting the Jan 6th Pipe Bomb Suspect and Jake Tapper has an interesting response. Greg says the Biden administration should've spent more time and resources trying to catch the pipe bomb suspect rather than prosecuting his political opponents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Mmm. It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll text Pete Higgseth and tell him Joe Mackey just went paddleboarding with a big bag of meth. The Biden administration is being accused as sitting on evidence in the D.C. pipe bomb case. Wow, sitting on a pipe bomb.

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Let's go to Jake Tapper for the lowdown. Brian Cole Jr., a 30-year-old white man, from the D.C. suburbs. We do have new photographs, as you saw during that presentation from Brian, new photographs of the suspect. Well, that's a shade of white I've never seen before. Maybe he borrowed some shoe polish from Jimmy Kimmel. Anyway, it took the Trump White House no time to get the guy.

After four years of the Biden White House going nowhere. Well, nowhere except through Melania Trump's underwear drawer. So why so long? Well, here's FBI director, Cash Patel, breaking it down for the second best-looking man at Fox, Trace Gallagher. The prior administration sat on the evidence for four years. There wasn't any production of new evidence from five years ago. We looked at three million lines of evidence. We went back and looked at the cell phone tower data dumps. We went back and looked at the providers and what information they provided pursuant to search warrants at the time and asked questions such as why weren't all the phone numbers. scrubbed and why weren't they connected and why wasn't there any geolocational data done? Now, that is either sheer incompetence or complete intentional negligence, and neither of which is

acceptable for this FBI. So that's the difference, looking at data dumps instead of the dumps Biden left around the White House. So now they got the guy. The only mystery is why the Biden administration seemed less interested in this than Lindsay Graham is at Uders. So why did Trump do the job that Biden didn't? Don't say it's because Biden's brain dead.

He proved that brain dead people can still investigate Catholics, parents from school board meetings, and spend months trying to track down and arrest grannies. And while cell phone tower data was part of how they busted coal, the Biden White House used similar data to track down hundreds of Jan 6th Trump supporters for other crimes. So it's more than just being brain dead. Although Democrat Senator Mark Warner, whose brain is so dead, doctors keep trying to harvest his kidneys, he still blames the Trump White House. Looking at this crowd doing a victory lap, when all the senior FBI officials across all key divisions have been fired for political purposes. It's a little rich that they're saying America's safer.

How much earlier could we have caught this guy if resources hadn't been diverted? resources hadn't been diverted pal they weren't the ones busy chasing down anyone who might have tried on a maga hat in the last 10 years if this guy was any more of a douchebag tim waltz would put him in a boy's bathroom but warn is just covering for his team and why well cole's arrest would have destroyed the narrative that jant six was a white supremacist movement remember here's what biden and his cronies in congress had to say about that And the violent, deadly insurrection on the Capitol nine months ago, it was about white supremacy in mind. They started conducting an investigation that left one team to cover the Capitol complex.

So in other words, if those pipe bombs were intended to be a diversion, playing with speaking, it worked. I know that the Department of Homeland Security had identified domestic violent extremism, violent white supremacy, as the number one terror threat in the country, but were they just over? overwhelmed and stunned at the complexity and magnitude of the attack. Thank you, sir. I would, I would venture to say yes. So imagine saying that, and it turns out the bomber's black. There goes your narrative, crumbling like the powder I put in Brigham's drink. Instead of this being a story of white supremacy, it's yet another story of a nutbag. And now the press claims that the

motive could be that the bomber thought the 2020 election was rigged. Yet, he started collecting supplies for the bombs a year prior. Cole also worked for his dad's bail bonds business, which specialized in freeing illegals from ICE. And they sued Trump's DHS over its deportation policies. Still under Biden, the case was collecting dust, much like Biden himself. But under Trump, the case is revived. The perp IDed and the FBI tracks him down. Sounds familiar. The left said, we can't stop illegal immigration, and Trump fixed that in a weekend. Makes you wonder about all the other messes the Dems left behind when they were in charge? Well, I guess we don't have to wonder.

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