Gutfeld! Monologues - A Tyrus Thanksgiving Special

Episode Date: November 29, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, guest host Tyrus reacts to a new study that says chimpanzees weigh evidence before making decisions. Plus, a bodybuilder injected petroleum jelly into his biceps is now facing a double amputation due to an infection. Tyrus uses this as a warning for Greg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. I didn't get a Tyrus, Tyrus, Tyrus, Tyrus out of that guy. What it is! We all got the turkey hangover. Hey, it's Black Friday, and I'm Tyrus.

And that's ironic. Let's welcome tonight's guess. In high school, he was voted most likely to transition, comedian Joe Mackie. He looks like a lesbian truck driver, but sounds like her girlfriend, comedian Jim Thorntine. He looks like he goes to rehab to sell drugs. Comedium, Adam Hunter. She was featured in New York Times. Nope, no insult.

She was featured in New York Times. New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Tim. Wow. You sound like, I'm sorry. It was hilarious. I'm sorry. Oh, I ain't cried this hard since I was a schoolgirl. You remember.

Okay. Let's do some jokes. This week in 19... Sorry. I'm good. I'm good. This week in 1792, the first farmer's almanac was published. It didn't really take off, though, until 1793, when they introduced a farmer's almanac

swimsuit edition. It's the Thanksgiving show. None of that filth jokes tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Uh-oh. According to a new study, chimpanzees weigh evidence before making decisions, just like us humans. Here, for instance, we have a chimpanzee who has made a decision to wear a really bad hairpiece. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Black Friday savings are drawing major crowds at all the big retailers.

For instance, earlier today at Walmart, I had to wait an hour and a half just to punch a guy in the stomach. Guinness World Records has certified a 95-year-old Texas man as the world's oldest bus driver. I didn't really think you need a punchline for that one, but... He began driving for the city about 27 years ago, and he's had his turn signal on ever since. A bodybuilder who injected petroleum jelly into his biceps to make them frequently large is facing a double amputation due to an infection. Pss, yo, Greg, if I were you, I'd probably cancel that whole penis injection appointment. Just saying. The sham-wow guy announced he's running for Congress in Texas.

Wait, doesn't Texas already have a sham guy? A man in Iowa was arrested for flashing his genitals to drivers on the interstate, which proves the popular theory there's not much to do in Iowa. Diddy got in trouble while in prison after he was caught drinking and making a three-way phone call. Classic Diddy, he just listened while the other two people on the line had phone sex. McCulley Culkin claimed he has changed his name to McCulley, McCulley, McCulley, Colkin, Now when people say, aren't you that terrible actor, McCulley Colkin, he can say, nope, never heard of him. Adam Sandler said he loves being friends with George Clooney because they spend time throwing a baseball together.

Not really surprised. Word on the street is is that George is both a pitcher and a catcher. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast. plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This is Ainslie Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52-episode podcast series,

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