Gutfeld! Monologues - A World Class Hater
Episode Date: August 6, 2025As seen on Gutfeld!, Dana Perino guest hosts. First, Dana talks about the world’s oldest baby. Also, a disgraced reporter admits the media is biased against Trump. Learn more about your ad choic...es. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Dana!
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Good evening, everyone.
I'm Dana Perino in for Greg on this special edition of Gutfeld.
Okay, first let's do some jokes.
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According to a new poll, one in three Democrats consider their party weak and ineffective.
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Okay, to the monologue.
Do you remember ex-ABC reporter Terry Moran?
Well, he was asked in June for calling the president a world-class hater on social media,
which sounds like something a 15-year-old girl would say during a catfight on Snapchat.
Or Greg would say to Jesse in a commercial break.
And that was after this happened a few months before.
Hey, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime.
You know, you're doing the interview.
I picked you because.
Frankly, I never heard of you, but that's okay.
I picked you, Terry, but you're not being very nice.
Never heard of him?
Well, that's the same thing Greg says about Epstein.
And now the disgrace reporter admits the media is biased against Trump,
writing, quote, were we biased?
Yes, ABC News has the same problem many leading cultural institutions do in America,
a lack of viewpoint diversity.
More, I was going to say moron.
Moran also claimed ABC had very few pro-Trump voices
leading to deafness in the newsroom.
So translation, they reported the news
if it fit their caricature of Trump
as an evil fascist.
But it isn't just Trump.
The media has always been biased against Republicans.
They attacked George Bush
with relentless and negative coverage.
Trust me, I remember.
I call Dan Rather on his birthday every year
and ask, read any good fake documents this week?
But at least,
Moran was being honest and was able to give this post-mortem, but the Democrats suffer from
the same deafness yet refused to admit it. Last month, the DNC ran a post-mortem on their
failed 24 campaign, but made no mention of decisions made by Biden or Kamla. None. That's like a
coroner saying that Abe Lincoln died of lead poisoning. And now, after months of humiliating losses
to Trump, the DNC chair thinks that they're the ones in the driver's seat. And from early
indications they took driver Zed with Ted Kennedy.
I wonder, are they on the wrong side of the issues right now?
They're on the wrong side of the issues right now. Donald Trump is sitting at 37% approval.
The Americans have buyers or Morris people who voted for Donald Trump. They are certainly headed
towards a certain election loss next year if this trend continues. And so the only thing they
can do, of course, is rig the system. It's to cheat, to do a mid-cycle redistricting in states
to steal more seats, which is essentially what they're doing in Texas. Yes, the Democrats think
that the GOP is delusional, not the Dems who believe they have high hopes of a blue wave
in the midterms, although, as one polling expert notes, that might look more like a blue
trickle. Blue trickle, that sounds a little like a smurf with a prostate problem. Because if they
continue to ignore Trump's success, they have about as much hope as Joe Maki at an
Indigo Girls concert. Instead, the party is elevating voices that make you want to reach
for your earmuffs. The Supreme Court has paved the way for half the stuff that we see that's
going on. Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of s'h. Okay, we know that. Yes, yes. He is. He is.
But that's a voice that Dems have chosen to carry their torch, along with their other new
Darling, Zohran Mamdani, the radical wrapping socialist hellbent on turning New York City into a
Soviet's paradise. This guy's so far down the socialist rabbit hole, even Bernie Sanders is like,
dude, tone it down a little bit. And for one down leader, rent freezes and breadlines are the
future of the party. Is this what the party should look like? The Democratic Party moving forward?
You bet. When someone stands up and says, I will lead this city by making it more affordable. And
And here are my plans, real plans, plans to deliver on child care, plans to deliver on housing, plans to deliver.
We're going to experiment.
We're going to try things on groceries.
That is the democratic message.
And she didn't stop there.
She even did the media rounds to defend her guy.
What Zohran is saying is I want people to be able to afford to live in New York City.
That's what keeps a vibrant city.
That's what makes people want to live here.
Nobody disagrees with that, Senator.
Raising taxes in order to do it?
Why is that the answer?
Oh, dear.
Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?
No, I'm worried that they're going to leave and spend their money elsewhere.
You know, they've threatened to do that over and over and over.
And they have.
They've left.
So, yeah, Warren and Progressive Dems seem to want to light the party on fire.
Forget that fact that most voters don't want a steep descent into socialism.
Americans want a secure border.
They want low inflation things Trump has delivered.
But because of the Dems seething bias, these victories are ignored.
like the coupons that Greg gets from the big and tall shot.
So you think the Dems would change course,
considering even their own party has had enough.
A recent poll found that more than one in three Dems
think their party is weak and ineffective,
and the other two-thirds couldn't even take part in the poll
because they were suffering from cramps.
And while the Dems are beating themselves up,
like Justy Smolett,
the same poll found Republicans have a positive view of their party.
Worse, the Dems are reportedly planning
to spend tens of millions of dollars,
on content creators, and if that sounds familiar,
is because they tried it in 2024
before their party crash and burn.
So the media and the Democrats
have one thing in common,
a blistering hatred for Trump
that alienates half the country,
and while the media admits their bias,
it continues to eat the Dems alive,
which means it's just a matter of time
before they're all sitting down
to enjoy a healthy serving of crow.
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