Gutfeld! Monologues - A Year Without Charlie Kirk

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about the anonymous "ghouls" mocking the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's your 10 at 10. Good evening, everyone. This weekend, Bill Clinton revealed why he didn't take out Bin Laden before 9-11, saying that there was no way he was going to let Osama get those 72 virgins first. A female passenger reported an American Airlines flight stripped off her clothing and started behaving indecently. Passengers knew something was amiss when the pilot illuminated the hell yeah sign. The 78th annual Emmy Awards are airing right now on NBC, and once again, you'll never guess who won for best use of stretch pants.

The Emmys are being hosted by Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order SVU. Apparently, the producers wisely concluded that the star of a show about horrific sex crimes is still funnier than Jimmy Kimmel. Some women are claiming that Sidney Sweeney is reinforcing stereotypes by appearing in very sexy ads. And they're right, the stereotype being that ugly women hate hot chicks. Simple. And eternal truth.

Bernie Sanders just introduced a bill to reduce the work week to 32 hours. Well, why not make it zero hours, said one man. Yes. If this joke is in this episode tonight, that means he's. still alive. A Nova Scotia man said a Guinness World record by solving 211 rubics cubes while bouncing on a pogo stick. He plans to beat his record next year with 212 ruby cubes unless Nova Scotia gets internet porn. During a concert Saturday night, Jasmine Crockett took to the stage to honor Chris Brown, which is strange because she usually hates guys who beat women. Finally a strange.

woman was stopped by security after entering Kamala Harris's Malibu property. Turns out it was just Kamala, but no one had ever seen her sober. That's a good batch. Okay. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Something serious, but we'll have some fun. Who knows? So Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck on a Utah campus on September 10, 2025.

And now a year later, some dopes decided the approach. response was to celebrate it with phony holidays invoking Kirk's name. One posted 14 million views, another landed in the millions. So an assassination got turned into a seasonal meme by young, mostly anonymous, left-coded internet users. A University of Utah student named Sarah Larson posed with a happy Kirkiversary cake and got hammered online, then apologized, which I'm sure was about as sincere as Larry Cudlow saying, I've never done this before. For Utah, junior high school girls did the next snap dance.

Their district confirmed it, but wouldn't name them. By the way, we're blurring their faces, not because of their ages, but because they're hideous. Ugly children saddened me. A pile of classroom TikToks did the same bit to the tune of soldier boy. Georgetown and South Carolina had anonymous lookalike contest posts. Drag acts did the bid his content. And of course, none appeared worried that a conservative would shoot them. Of course, USA Today had to weigh in calling this behavior a coping mechanism.

Claiming this ghoulish mockery is a pressure valve, like when I fire my assistant every time that rash returns. But it's not like these posters knew Kirk. And really, you don't need to relieve stress because a man you were told to hate got murdered a year ago. Gallo's humor or first responder humor is usually aimed at the horror or at themselves. If you were here at 9-11, you probably made jokes about it. I know I did.

It happens among people close to the tragedy, but this was a year later by people who just watched a clip. That's not gallows humor, that's content for attention. And so a few faces got famous for a weekend, and was it worth it to them? It's a lesson for everyone with kids this age. The posted stuff will remain, which sucks once you enter the real world,

where if you dance on someone's grave, it may come back to haunt you. Because such behavior tells an employer about your self-control and your judgment. And if you think I'd hire you after a stunt like that, well, you'd better be pretty hot. I have values. Thank you. Now it's sad that you guys,

to give career advice like this to young people that maybe avoid mocking the death of a man whose wife and children are still grieving. Except a lot of these kids apparently didn't get that talk from their parents. And you know the first week after the shooting, a celebration obviously would have been awful, but now a year later? You're not just a horrible person. You also didn't learn from other people's stupid mistakes. What's next? You're going to marry Geraldo? Plus, their distance made the mockery easier, but not just. a distance to Kirk, but a distance to any suffering. Tell me that you made a mocking video over the death of a father, and you're telling me that you've never lost anyone. So what does it

tell future employers, that these dopes completely lack empathy? They did not think three steps ahead or even one step ahead of their own grim actions. Instead, they're willing to jump on any bandwagon, even if it means rioting it into permanent unemployment. And like Chris Christie chasing a pastry truck. This will follow them everywhere. Thank you. Thank you, Chris. Now, does that mean that every 17-year-old who posted a meme is unemployable for life? Hell, kids do ugly things in packs. I mean, look at 1-800 cars for kids. But a job is full of moments where you might have to choose between being a jerk or being decent. And when good jobs are hard to come by, this is a great way to weed out the creeps without even looking to see if they played lacrosse.

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