Gutfeld! Monologues - Abort Up to Birth: Massachusetts' New Standard

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how Massachusetts Democrats are celebrating the shocking new abortion law. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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A new law that puts child predators behind bars? A new bill that castrates kidnappers? Legislation that makes lethal. injection mandatory for anyone who listens to a Brian Kilmead audio book without headphones? No, they're ecstatic that Massachusetts Governor Morahili signed a bill that allows you to abort a healthy, viable baby right up to birth if you can find a

doctor willing to do it. And given that this is Massachusetts, the same state that protects child mutilation under the lie of gender affirmation, that search won't be hard. Now, I didn't believe this law was real. Abort up to birth? Why not wait till they're in kindergarten and get them while they're napping? What's next? Abortion if a fifth grader

brings home a bad report card? Surely this can't be right. Right? Nope. I did something I rarely do, research, and found out, yeah, this is real. The old law banned most abortions after 24 weeks with exceptions

for the mother's life or severe fetal problems. The new one replaces all that with one glorious, vague standard, professional judgment. It's like the same standard used by our nation's plastic surgeons. No gestational cutoff, no required medical justification. Talk about throwing the baby out with a bathwater, which these people is the goal. We've gone from rare but legal to if you don't like your baby, you can kill your baby.

Supporters swear this is only about rare, tragic cases, yet the law doesn't actually require the case to be rare or tragic. They also say women no longer have to flee the state to kill a healthy baby. Makes sense with gas prices being what they are. It could get pretty expensive. But critics point out the obvious. The law itself contains zero guardrails against elective abortions on healthy babies. The bill deliberately traded limited exceptions for an open-ended doctor-nosed-best free-for-all.

It's like replacing a locked door with a please don't rob a sign. than acting shock when your place is emptier than Jasmine Crockett's head. Meanwhile, the lefty media will deny that healthy babies with healthy moms are being murdered. Of course, until they say it's a good thing. But a woman can decide the day before her due date that she's changed her mind. And who knows why. All she needs is a doctor who sees abortion as not just routine, but a sacrament. A lunatic who believes the magic of being a woman isn't that you can bear a child.

It's that you can eliminate one. That's not health care. That's infanticide. Look, a healthy baby in the final weeks can feel pain, react to the world, and survive outside the womb with medical care. We call killing a newborn murder. Doing it five minutes earlier inside the womb only means the crime scene has better lighting and a nicer waiting room. Because it's a child, outsourcing your guilt to a doctor doesn't change that. When the law shrugs and says we need to keep the requirements open-ended because we just don't know what the reason could be to abort. you see where this flexibility leads.

It's just another step toward the ultimate amoral bottom. We might already be there. They applauding women. They're like mullahs celebrating public executions. The party line always comes ahead of the individual. And so a class of humans becomes disposable in a moral free fall. Because if you can't see the baby, you can murder it.

Oh, they'll pull out all the stops to defend a death row killer or a drunk illegal who runs over. a teen, but an inconvenient child, that kid's doomed before his first day on Earth. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.