Gutfeld! Monologues - Al Gore’s Produced An Inconvenient Truth But He’s Still As Dumb As A Phone Booth

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, Singer-songwriter John Rich, Author of The College Scam Charlie Kirk, Actor & Comedian Tom Shillue, and Co-Host of the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Kat Timpf discuss the protests outside of the recent Turning Point USA convention in Tampa, Florida. Later, the panel weighs in on former Vice President Al Gore’s recent comments addressing climate change. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Country music starred hosts of the Pursuit on most business, John Rich. This former Eagle Scout knows how to tie liberals in Knox, founder of Turning Point USA, and author the new book, The College Scam, Charlie Kirk. And believe it or not, this is him after a tanning session. Fox News contributor, Tom Salood. And finally, when she needs a good laugh, she'll watch Marley and me. Fox News contributor, Kat Toom. So, John, congratulations.

Do you have a number one song now? I do. It's number one in the USA. Yes, it is. Yeah. And it's called progress. Yes, ironically called progress. Right.

Yeah. Yeah, it only came out last Friday. It went straight to the top on iTunes. It knocked out Lizzo and Billy Eilish, which is pretty incredible. And it basically just talks about all the bad stuff going on in the country under the banner of progress, which I find to be really ironic. So you knocked Lizzo and Billy Eilish out. So basically you like knocking women around. says...

Only on the chart. Says Democrat. Only on the chart. Yeah. It's a fun thing to see it going like that. Why do you think that's successful now?

I mean, maybe you tie that into the fact that nobody really gives a damn about the January 6th trials because they got so much crap going on.

Well, the chorus says stick your progress where the sun don't shine, leave your big mess away from me and mine. If you leave us alone, well, we'd all be just fine. So stick your progress

where the sun don't shine. It seems like people aren't that will. Charlie, new book. Congratulations in a great event this weekend. Care to share your thoughts on my marvelous monologue? Well, first, what is a television practitioner? Yes. It's like a TV doctor. That's going to be in my bio.

I'm a TV practitioner, actually. What is that all about? And by the way, the January 6th committee, they could learn something from Turning Point USA events as far as the entrance, okay? Yes. I mean, no smoke, there's no flames going up. All right, who comes in, when you saw that effect, was that your idea? Because it's great. It's like professional wrestling.

We have an unbelievable team at Turning Point USA. They always are trying to go above and beyond. But I just want to see Liz Cheney come up to the big intro video and the big screens. They might as well just pull it all off. But no, it was an amazing event. And to your monologue about, you know, the Nazis outside, it was so interesting. There were all these left-wing protesters for hours. And they mysteriously all disappear.

And then these Nazis fully mass show up. I've never seen liberals be so okay with Nazis showing up. It's as if they were just like magnetic opposites. Exactly. Not one reporter went up to go ask them questions. Who are you? What's going on? Not one activist went up to go try to pull their masks down. Right.

And then as soon as our students go out, just try to denounce them, they mysteriously walk away. Yes. And then nobody bothers to follow them. I mean, how hard would it be to be? If I were an enterprising journalist and not a worldwide celebrity who's lazy. And I would have just, like, waited and just followed them, get their license plate, and like, let's find out who the Nazis are. So these are the journalists, just so we're clear, libs of, you know, they go after libs of TikTok. Washington Post, Taylor Lorenz.

They go into the deep bowels of the internet to docks people, but they can't be bothered to go out to the side of the street and ask someone with the swastika flag. Like, hey, buddy, who are you? Who are you? What do you believe? Yes, exactly. You could actually get a Pulitzer.

You could find the actual white supremacist movement they've been talking about. They'll docks every conservative in the world, but the guy that has the actual swastika flag, they won't bother him. Let's be clear, Tom, that was not you. It's not Now Greg, on me Two places at once, I don't know You're referring to my

My white skin, Greg I don't see myself that way I mean, I feel like I actually did get a tan this weekend You took a sailing course I did, I was out on the water all day To me, this is a, this is the dark version of me

You know what? Yeah, it's like I don't think you'll be in any trouble for this. Yeah. Like, we're not going to accuse you of wearing a certain kind of face. Yeah. Well, the, I'm so glad that, you know, you're talking about this.

Because this morning, when we got the stories that we're going to be talking about today, all day I spent searching trying to find out about these Nazis. Yes. I couldn't find out because most of the stories written about it. You could do the search. They all say Nazi protesters showed up. And I'm thinking the articles are portraying them as actual Nazis, but they're obviously fake because you can See, they all have, you know, what do you call the, when they paint their nails?

Nail polish. It's like there was, they were like women with nail polish. I mean, I think you look at the nail polish. Were there women there? I couldn't tell. There was a woman Nazi with black nail polish. Then he must be leftists. Yes, I mean, to me it was obviously fake, but all of the news stories were written as if they weren't.

Yes. So it was, I mean, it's remarkable. You should have gone up there. Excuse me, if you're a Nazi, why are you wearing nail? I don't. Yes. I know. And that dark shade of it. Yeah, I know. It was definitely, like, it was definitely a quick change. But they don't even realize that they could ruin their lives. All it takes is one person to pull their masks down and then you're like, okay, you're a Nazi forever. That's what I want to do. I want to be able to pull their masks down, you know. Although, didn't this happen before when they, the Lincoln Project people, when they were doing that? And then finally, when they discovered it was them, they said, well, of course, it was a whole joke. It was a joke. So they would say the same thing.

It was just a gag, man. Kat, uh, did you enjoy your time in, uh, Tampa? Yes, I did. Mm-hmm. Yes. Anything else? I asked you question. I had a really nice time.

The dog had a nice time. We all had a nice time. Yeah. Do you think it's fair to dress your dog in clothing? Yeah. Do you think he has any idea what's going on with him out? Well, we had to talk to him. We were like, listen, buddy, I know you're scared of the pyrotechnics, but like, do you want to be a, like, national star?

you just want to be local, regional only. So he got it together. Yeah. No, it was great. And I know you talk a lot about, you know, like-minded and I get that. But turning point, for example, you know, the things that I said and me going out there was different than Ari Fleischer right before me. Right.

Or what you did was a lot different than the governor of Oklahoma right before you. Yes. So there are certainly common values, like socialism is bad. Free speech is good. But it's not like everybody's going up there and saying the exact same thing or believes the exact same thing. It's about certainly common values, but also being able to listen to people who might think differently than you on some things and be mature about it, even though they're a room full of young people. Yeah, it's a fair point. It's a pretty broad spectrum. Yeah.

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compared climate change skeptics to cops who waited to stop the gunman in Uvalde. You know, the climate deniers are really in some ways similar to all of those almost 400 law enforcement officers in Uvaldi, Texas, who were waiting outside an unlocked door while the children were being massured. They heard the screams. They heard the gunshots. And nobody stepped forward.

I think he's so clever. What an ass. That's a triple crown of tone-deaf stupidity, disrespecting the victims, the police, and anyone who disagrees with his radical views about the environment. Here's an inconvenient truth for you, Al. You're a d-a-h.

There's nobody, and there's nobody denying that. If only... It's too easy. I feel that was too easy. If only he'd stop there. Law enforcement officials tell us that's not typical of what law enforcement usually does. And confronted with this global emergency, what we're doing with our inaction and failing to walk through the door and stop the killing is not typical of what we are capable of as human beings. We do have the solutions.

Of course, Al cares about nature, except for those woodpeckers who can't. keep hacking away at his face. Look at his face. But this is typical gore playbook stuff. Start chirping about climate change during a heat wave, then hop on a jet to hobnob with other big shots who think restrictions don't apply to them. It's his way of letting people know he's not plywood.

Meanwhile, as CNN columnist said, we should be more like Europeans dying, foregoing air conditioning to save the planet. He points out that the prevalence of AC units in American homes dwarfs that of other parts of the world and it uses a ton of energy. But, you know, so is the prevalence of Arizona in Europe. There's zero, okay?

Talk about false equivalencies. His answer is to advocate for more renewable energy like solar and wind, which are as inefficient as Bryant-Stelter's metabolism. But it's like my dad always said, look into nature, and then you will understand everything better. He still should not have taken us to a nude beach on Christmas morning. I didn't need to see that, Charlie. Does he hear himself?

Well, I'm really glad at least El Gore is not overreacting. Yes, he's dialed it back. He's really dialed it back. I always have to give the climate change alarmists at how they find a new level of outrage to get to. Leonardo DiCaprio, hey, it's like an asteroid coming to the Earth. I'm a whole movie about it. And then Greta Thunberg, shaming the older generation against it. And Al Gore, the only outrage above, like, I don't know, atomic war would be to try to compare it to a school shooting. But they need that kind of outrage. Because they, in order

for their activists to continue to do the most outrageous things imaginable, they need to try to compare it to the next level of just hysteria. It's part of the playbook. Yeah, it's like, Cat, once you have, it's like you keep creating a new baseline of hysteria. And it actually hurts a cause if you're... Yeah, because the ozone layer is going to completely be destroyed by all those fiery hot takes. Yes. Like, I just, but it's crazy because the way that they approach it is like, why don't you care and you hate the environment? Like, as if people who don't agree with, you know, the climate changed, obsessed people, we don't also breathe the air.

I do. It's about government tyranny, and it's about whether the government should be able to create all these regulations without really having the authority to do so that hurt businesses, and in general they just don't have the power to do. So I think as long as they continue to be not just ridiculous, because obviously a lot of things they say is ridiculous, including that, but also disingenuous, they're not going to win anyone over to their side because they don't feel like they need to convince me that it's good to breathe there. I figure that out pretty early on. Yeah. It's also the same when they call you a climate denier. That's a direct mapping of Holocaust denier. That's where that came from.

You know, Tom, you know, I hate the environment. But I try to do my best around it. Like, I just don't like the outside. But it doesn't mean I want to destroy it. That's what I say to people. I'm sick of it arguing with environmentalists. As you know, I do love the planet. I just know that the Green New Deal people have the wrong solutions.

They're bad for the economy. They're bad for poor people. But I'm tired of saying all that over and over. So I just say, yeah, I hate the planet. Thanks. I'm going to Mars. And they're like, it's uninhabitable. Mars is, and I'm like, I'll take my chances.

That's so true. Al Gore is the worst. There are people who were children when that stupid movie came out. And now they're adults and they're like, oh, he really talks like that? I thought he was talking to children. Yeah, exactly. Charlie, you were. But he's still, and he's got the worst analogies.

He's like, do you see my diet Coke? These ice cubes used to be really big. And now they're tiny. Look at that. What he's seen that is gone. John, what do you make of this comparison? I think he was, like, he was, he didn't even think how offensive it was because he thought it was clever. I never do that.

What? Well, I was just wondering what gives off more methane gas, a cow or algorpe. The analogy is psychotic, number one. But let's go with his analogy for a minute. Let's just dive a little deeper into his analogy. So he covered everybody in the room for the shooting except the shooter. So who's holding everybody at gunpoint with this climate change, radical behavior? nicely done

I wish I thought of that on the five I'll text it to you next time yes and I would have stolen your talking point taking credit for it all right we're out of time thanks to John Rich Charlie Kirk Tom Flew get this your new audience

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