Gutfeld! Monologues - America Wins At The Big Game

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on how President Trump was cheered, and Taylor Swift was booed during Super Bowl LIX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I don't know who took more sacks. Patrick Mahomes or a doctor that gives sex changes. Seriously, Mahomes was hit so many times. Hunter mistook him for a crack pipe. And the Chief's loss was so humiliating. They're officially changing their name. to Kamala Harris. Red meat.

Yeah. Yeah. I knew I'd get that applause meter going on that one. I haven't seen anyone take a beating like that since that time I got between Joy Behar and a pork chop. True, the Chiefs lost by 18 points and didn't score at all in the first half, or as CNN put it, too close to call. And during the game, the crowd actually booed Taylor Swift. By crowd, of course, I mean former boyfriends. She's been around.

Donald Trump was the first sitting president at a Super Bowl. Unlike the previous president who always missed the bowl. What do you expect? Kendrick Lamar's halftime show drew criticism from fans who called it the worst half-time ever. It was so bad. Jimmy Carter came back to life just to turn off the TV. So bad, Trump was hoping someone would shoot him in the ear again. But despite the massive victory, Eagles fans were on their best behavior.

For instance, they were careful to only flip over cars that were double parked. And get this, after the victory during the so-called celebrations, Eagles fans actually looted a linen truck. Officials hoped that this means Eagles fans are finally planning on taking showers. Because they stink. And finally, globally, as the Super Bowl aired here, the Puppy Bowl was aired in China, South Korea, and Thailand on the Food Network. All right. So the Super Bowl was a night of contrast.

For instance, when Trump became the first sitting president to attend the game, this happened. Now compare that Now compare that to Miss Swift. Ah, I guess there weren't enough 14-year-old girls in that crowd. Of course, not counting Bill Belichick's girlfriend. But take a look at what Taylor says. You don't have to be a professional lip reader to see the perplexed Starlet ask, what's going on?

But in her defense, that's a question most women ask during football. That deserved better laughs. A lot of women in the crowd. Yes, I can tell. But it also explains today's elites. Taylor just got a whiff of preference falsification. True, millions of teenage girls adore. her, something that we share in common.

Jesus. These guys are on the slow take today. Just as millions of parents and media hacks, who out of sheer terror, are forced to do the same. But once you're in a stadium of football fans, you hear the popular vote with no risk of backlash. So what's that sound

like to you? November 5th, 2024. Now let's not forget that Taylor endorsed Kamala calling her steady-handed and gifted which is how liberals describe slow children. So was Taylor lying or stupid? Either way, she aligned her celebrity to preserve her social status.

And none of that mattered here. Because as America flees the cultural elite's obsession with identity politics, the Dems simply cannot figure out what's going on. And they literally cannot see that the country is moving past them. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings?

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on the positive side of the ledger, 21 days, all three weeks. That's already 10 more days than he was in his entire first term. I don't know about you, but I want him to remodel my kitchen. But it's true. 53%, that's a majority cat, approve of the job Trump's doing. And 70% agree he's doing what he's promised. And that's from CBS, mind you. The same CBS that edited Kamala's 60-minute segment down from the incoherent ravings of a drunk lunatic,

to three complete sentences. Hell, the network would have edited the hell out of the Super Bowl to make the chiefs look conscious if it would help Dems win an election. Truth is, the left and the legacy media, they can't keep up. Over the weekend, as the Dems were melting down like Pelosi's face on a hot day,

Trump speaks to Putin, makes plans for Iran, and announces that he's the new chairman of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The Kennedy Center is funded by us, of course, and as usual, has become a bastion of left-wing causes, including drag queen shows for kids. It's like MSNBC opened up a theater where Sam Brinton and Admiral Levine had boxed seats. Trump even signed an EO, designating February 9th as Gulf of America Day. What do you make of that?

Definitely not a sombrero. He even got rid of the penny. Now I'll have to give the homeless Canadian pennies. So it's no wonder the left is more off balance than Kamala leaving happy hour. And watching them try to figure it out reminds me of watching Joe try to put on his jacket on a windy day. Trump signed more EOs in 10 days than any predecessor did in their first 100. And the media is flailing. The Washington Post published this scary headline.

Trump's second term is all about curtailing government. power and reach, as if that's what he wasn't elected to do? And by calling it out, they just admitted that he's no fascists. But they're even too stupid to realize that. Brilliant men like me have to point it out to them. Oh, thank you. You agree. Sometimes I have to point it out myself.

I mean, what fascists ever sought to shrink government? Did Hitler, Mussolini, et cetera? They expand, never shrink. Truth is, as one side of government tries to expose waste, fraud, and abuse, the other side is the waste and fraud itself. No wonder they view Doge as an act of terror. So ask yourself, which side is more useful? The one, which is stuck in an era they just can't get out of, or the other one?

No one in the media or the left can comprehend the USAID scandal because they never had to. They never had to be efficient or make a profit or profit. prevent loss. They think they're scoring points by defending the funding of Politico while hurricane victims get kicked out of hotels. The Dems today are living in a worldview so narrow they can't imagine anything beyond identity. They're like a junk who can't see the life beyond junk, beyond the comfort of the moral high ground they've gifted themselves. But the rest of us get it, which is why the crowd went nuts for Trump and not Swift. Maybe she should write a breakup song about that.

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