Gutfeld! Monologues - Anti-Israel Hack Goes On The Attack

Episode Date: April 27, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Guest-Host Dana Perino is joined by FOX News Contributor Tyrus, Outkick Host Charly Arnolt, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and former New York Detective Paul Mauro to discuss an activist who found a way to make even Alec Baldwin appear sympathetic. Plus, Dana delivers a monologue on President Biden's lack of mental acuity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And finally, according to a new study, many seniors think 75. is the new 65, while others think 150 is a new 120. All right. Let's get to the monologue. So I saw this over the weekend. Axios reported that during his presidency, Joe Biden has refused to give a single interview to the New York Times, the Washington Post or the Wall Street Journal. And he's the only president in living memory to refuse an interview with the Times.

So what happened to the Biden promise of a return to? to norms. Normal would be a president who actually talks to his constituents, incoherent sentences without needing closed captions. You know things are bad when the best speech the president's given is this one. I have one word, don't, don't. Not exactly the Gettysburg address. Joe would struggle reciting his mailing address. His speechwriters must have the easiest job on earth. They definitely don't get paid by the word. On the other hand, at least that's a speech he could remember. Meanwhile, the excuses from the White House press often are laughable. Part of the president's job is actually to hold press conferences, but this guy

comes to work less than Harold Ford Jr. And this was supposed to be the most transparent administration ever, remember? Mr. President, you know, was it something we see? said, you know, like asking a question? Because the only time Joe Biden seems willing to answer anything is when Marine One is going full blast behind him. Do you think if we fit a helicopter in the White House briefing room, though, he might actually hold a press conference? And maybe John Kirby could just stand behind him and make helicopter noises. Now, compare this to Donald Trump, who gave us about all the access we could handle. Almost too much. And no reporter ever said, I really wish this Trump guy would stop holding back so much.

If Biden has been ghosting us, Trump was stalking us. But at least you knew where he stood. Right out on your front lawn wanting to talk. Remember that one? So where is Joe Biden now, as radicalized college kids with more privilege than brains threatened Jewish students? Shouldn't he take that personally? as he grew up in Jewish temples,

as well as black churches, Puerto Rican bodegas, and Chinese laundromats? Has the president ever explained what happened in Afghanistan? Now, I realize that's a distant memory to him, but then again, so is today's breakfast. Or how our intel agencies missed the October 7th attack on Israel, or why he had no idea his Secretary of Defense, Boyd Austin was missing for over a week, or why his shoes are on the wrong feet.

Has he ever stood the lectern and explained his energy policy? His plan on fentanyl, his southern border solution. Instead, he blathers about an uncle getting eaten by cannibals when his plane was shot down over Gilligan's Island. And now a big part of the blame here goes to the committee to re-elect Joe Biden. That's otherwise known as the White House Press Corps. These silly helicopter moments should not be tolerated. The reporter should refuse to ask questions of a U.S. president over the noise of two, five thousand horsepower engines.

And when he does take a question or two, he shields himself by saying this. I don't know. I'm going to trouble. The only question he takes seriously is, would you like that in a cup or a cone? Sir, I just have a little advice. You are the commander-in-chief. Tell your press office to pound sand if you really want to talk to reporters.

And, of course, the rest of the media just plays along. Look at the soft headlines in the New York Times about the campus protests. The fawning how Kamala got her groove backstories. Is really that what Kamala has

as a groove? I thought it was nitrous oxide. I think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Some people understand what I'm talking about. Heartbeat away, people. Just a heartbeat away. So the White House seems to believe that they just need to show Biden giving a few more fiery speeches. Guys, heads up.

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When she goes on a ranch, she packs a suitcase, New York Times best-selling author and Fox News contributor, Captain. And his quads have their own agent. His calves do not. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NWA World Champion. I agree with it. So an anti-Israel hack goes on the attack against a Democrat flack.

Our video of the day comes to us from a podcast host, reportedly known for her ambush interviews, who harassed Alec Baldwin inside a New York coffee shop. shop and demanded he repeat the phrase, free Palestine. Watch here. Alec, can you please stay free Palestine one time? Why did you kill that lady? You kill that lady and got no jail time?

No jail time, Alec? No jail time, Alec. You're putting innocent people in jail, Alec, Baldwin. I'm so sorry. Free Palestine, Alec, just one time. And I'll leave you alone. I'll leave you alone. I swear.

Just say free Palestine one time. One time. One time. One time, Alex. You know he's a criminal. You know he's a criminal. You know he's a fucking criminal. Come on, Alex. Just say free Palestine one time. One time? Just one time. Please. And I'll leave you alone. Free Palestine. Free Palestine. B-Israel. Scientism. Please say it. One time. Understandably, Alec was confused because usually when activists say, no more bombs are protesting his upcoming films. But having said that, Charlie, the person who shot the video posts under the account Crackhead Barney and Friends and called Alec a quote, White Devil on Twitter or X.

So Crackhead Barney. Are he supposed to take her seriously? Absolutely not. This is one of those, you know, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. type of thing. The fact that I learned after the fact she goes by the moniker crackhead Barney only adds another layer to all of the ridiculousness. Quite frankly, I was impressed by how much patience and poise that Alec Baldwin asserted in that moment. I was watching this video. I was getting infuriated. I was wanting to grab the phone out of that girl's hand myself.

And, you know, for someone who has anger management issues, to get on the internet and see everybody on the side of Alec Baldwin for once, it was pretty shocking. But this girl, was completely out of line. And I think anybody, no matter the circumstance, if you are harassed like that, something should be done about it. And I commend him for doing what he did at the end of the day. Yeah, crackhead Barney, Kat.

She made Alec Baldwin sympathetic. Somehow. Right? Because she kept going with it, kept going with it. I think it doesn't help anyone when you shout people down. Say this thing. Say this thing I'm telling you to say.

when he's just going about his day, living his life. The right call in those situations for anyone, I think, is to just not say anything, just to pretend they're not there. Except I think there's one thing he could have said that would have been really funny is if he would have just said, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. And then that coffee shop would have been, like, with customers out the door. Yeah, like the little meme. Like, that had been actually kind of funny.

But I'd like to think I would have thought of that if people were shouting me down in a coffee shop. But maybe I wouldn't. Maybe I would have been too stressed. Tyrus, what would you have done? Well, since you brought up the Godfather, there's a great scene with Sonny in the media. I'd probably handle it like that. You knocked the phone out of it,

and then the phone would me at the bottom of my shoe, which, by the way, how dare you talk about my calves, okay? They're not that big. I mean, I've seen. Well, you can't see him because I've got to wear six cushions to sit in a chair without disappearing. Oh. Oh, so you can't.

counted how many just like I did. Okay, cool. Boo me. I'm not Alec Baldwin. Listen, when somebody, and here's the part, this is how you can tell journalism is dead. Okay, she's obviously, the individual who's doing this was ignorant.

When someone's not answering your question, first, the dumbest question is, do you support Palestine? Telling them they committed murder is always a good way to get somebody to be like, well, now that you put it that way, have a seat. You know, you want to talk about anything else? my wife leaving me for a younger man. I haven't spoke to my children in five years.

Let's just get into me, and I'll say you a little saying, like, the amount of ignorance that we're seeing and the fact that we have to talk about it, and even saying the name, Crackhead, Big Bird or what, no, don't. Because people are going to look it up. People are going to look it up, and they're going to see this moron and how they continue to do this stuff. When someone's attacking like that and getting in your face, he knocked the phone out of her hand, but he didn't take it to the next step.

You've got to take the phone, you've got to break it in half, and you've got to go about your day. And then you do, and I'm not condoning, and then you do what Sonny did. Throw a couple dollars on the ground, look them up and down and walk off. That's what I would have done. So he was saying to call the cops.

What would have happened if the cops were called? They would have ejected her. But, you know, all I could think of watching this is, think about, let's review the bidding here. You have a peak obnoxious Gaza protester harassing Alec Baldwin in a boutique coffee shop. Ladies and gentlemen, the Donald Trump jury pool. Right?

Yeah. Because that's what he's up against right there. Baldwin would be the most favorable. That's how bad it is. Now, obviously, look, she's trying to push his buttons, and she was looking for a reaction, and he did at least hit the camera, maybe her, I don't know. So there's going to be a lawsuit here.

She's getting what she wanted. In a situation like that, can she sue him? She's going to sue him. We all know that. And all I can say is when they settle, if he offers you a job on his next movie, don't take it. Good advice, as always.

And Kat, the other thing about this is to, so his wife, who is a character unto herself. I mean, when you see your husband like that out and about in the wild, just like, as you said, going about his day, being attacked, you might want to go after her yourself. Yeah, I might, but I also, she's very busy pretending to be a Spanish lady. Yes, see, me gustav. To be a fly on the wall, that house, man. I mean, what happens in there? It is a wild house. Maybe we'll get Crackhead Big Bird, you'd say,

to get us a camera look inside there. But hopefully they never meet again. That's what we hope. All right. I want to thank Paul Morrow, Charlie Arnall, cat jammed, Tyrus, and our studio audience. Fox News at Night is next.

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