Gutfeld! Monologues - Antifa Denial

Episode Date: October 18, 2025

As seen on Guteld! Greg slams Jimmy Kimmel for denying the existence of Antifa. Plus, Greg reacts to a song Bette Midler sang on her recent Colbert appearance. Greg says that with all of Trump's wins and Democrat's failures, the constant Trump bashing on late night TV is becoming even more unappealing to viewers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Pritzker denies he's a heavy bedder, claiming he's only a high roller when he's pushed down a hill. Wow. There was a big debate Thursday night between New York City mayoral hopefuls, Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, and Curtis Sliwa. Those have to be the worst three options since the time I woke up with the Jonas brothers.

In the debate, Mom Donnie said he wants to provide job opportunities for prostitutes. Oh, God. In fact, he already chose his prostitution czar. California's disgraced gubernatorial candidate, Katie Porter, admits that she could have handled things better. She wasn't referring to that disastrous TV interview, but when she fumbled her roast turkey into the toilet. Don't eat on the toilet.

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Don Lemon is calling for black and brown people to arm themselves against ice. When reached for comment, black and brown people said, Who's Don Lemon? Democrat Virginia A.G. Candidate Jay Jones says he's deeply sorry about the text he sent wishing murder on his opponent. But one Democrat told him, that was just a rookie mistake.

You never put that stuff in writing. According to FEC filings, Rashida Tilibe spent $35,000 on limo services. Yeah, turns out limo was the name of her waxer. Oh, God. John Bolton has finally been indicted for allegedly sharing classified info through his AOL account. Wow. He was traced back to his AOL screen name, Thigh Tickler, 69. Research suggests that using Ozempic might slow up.

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to improve her appearance. Don't laugh. This was her. before. So easy. A New Jersey High School canceled its homecoming dance due to low interest among students.

It was a bummer for one man who already purchased his tux. After taking medication, a nonverbal autistic boy began speaking and immediately started complaining. Well, you'd complain, too, if they gave you this haircut.

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Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. So on Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel told his crowd that there's no chaos in Portland, Chicago, or L.A. So let's congratulate Jimmy on telling his first joke ever. Antifa is just short for anti-fascist.

It's not a club you can join. There are no membership dues, but they have matching signs. There's no chaos in Portland. None. There is no chaos in Chicago. There was no chaos in Los Angeles. They're pretending there's chaos as a pretense for a military takeover.

It's funny. Kimmel also said the American Revolution was a no king's rally. Not to be confused with his show, which is a no laughs rally. Nope. As he says all this, the feds announced they're bringing Antifa-related terrorism charges in the July 4th attack on an ICE facility in Texas. The grand jury indicted alleged Antifa members for providing material support for terrorism and attempted murder after ambushing officers at the detention center.

So is Antifa real? Huh? Yeah, I guess they don't have a union or a 401K. But I don't think ISIS or Hezbollah had a human resources department either. None of them had corporate handbooks, but you know who did? Yeah, Antifa. Look at that. And that's Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison.

I know what you're thinking. What happened in Minnesota, huh? You thought tampons in the boys' bathroom were bad. Wait till you see the Molotov cocktails. Tim Waltz, Ilhan Omar, and this guy was Jeffrey Dahmer not on the ballot? But I guess if you're a Democrat, you could deny anything. And really, if it weren't for denial, what could you laugh at? Over on Colbert, Bet Midler serenaded Steve with a song so awful,

Trump might want to shoot himself in the ear. It must have been cold here at the late show, despite the high ratings and awards. Did you ever know that you're my Frodo? You stand for what's right. with wit and class. Thank you. And I hold you high as the great egos

because you never kissed the orange ass. Give it up for weird Al Yankabitch. Wow. Strong feelings. But this is what Kimmel and Colbert have become, a cross between C-SPAN and Drag Queen Hezbollah. They're like a guy at the bar who heard last call but won't leave, because what's waiting back in the real world is worse.

Now, late night has been an airbrushed star-studded version of Trump's arrangement for a while. But with the flurry of Trump's successes and the mental anguish those wins caused his critics, the terrain became more and more inhospitable to viewers who'd rather get a good night's sleep than watch Colbert and Kimmel prove that men can menstruate. When your only bit is Trump bad, you're no longer late night. You're just a shut in with a house band. Meanwhile, back in the real world, mostly peaceful turned into mostly police reports. When a person is murdered by someone with 40 priors, Democrats blame mental illness and they're right.

It's crazy these cities keep voting for Democrats. These assholes are softer on crime than Corey Booker's junk at a Victoria's Secret show. But that's late night. Elite's telling you chaos is a myth while armed security walks them to their cars. It's the recipe for modern extremism from Kimmel to Zohran. You ever wonder why our extremists seem more extreme than in the Middle East, where factions actually engaged with Trump and cooperate, they even chant Trump's name, yet our Rodeo drive radicals still despise him. That's because beliefs flourish when separated from real world consequences.

They might preach compassion, but their distance from reality desensitizes them to actual suffering. Their targets of hate become abstract enemies, while real threats are dismissed. So they do this stick every night, even as the guy they despised pulled off the impossible, getting every player in the Middle East to agree to a peace deal, something Biden-O-Bama could never do. You'd think they'd realize the very things they hate about Trump are precisely what made him so effective. And what made America suck prior to Trump was everything these bozos preached from their perch. No wonder it's hard to tell a joke these days, when everything you stand for is the punchline. Period.

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