Gutfeld! Monologues - Are The Feds Giddy About Evidence Against Diddy?

Episode Date: October 5, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Former CIA Agent Mike Baker, Host of Emily Saves America Emily Wilson, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and FOX News Contributor Tyrus. Plus, Greg tears apart Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's debate performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Yes. Yes, you! You should be clapping. I'd be clapping if I were you. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So Tim Walts's performance at last night's debate has been panned by both parties. It was so bad there's now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate.

In a bizarre gaffe, Walt said he was friends with school shooters. School shooters have come out and denied this saying their reputations are bad enough. In a post-debat tweet, Anna Navarro said to beware of J.D. Vance, since he's an able shape-shifter. But she's just jealous. He was able to shift shape without Ozempic. Throughout the entire debate, Waltz was seen writing furiously on a notepad. What could he have been writing? Nothing wrong with love in sports and men and sports men. Speaking of, Walt said he was, quote, a knucklehead for falsely claiming he was in China

during the Tiananmen Square Massacre. I guess he should take down this picture from his website. Throughout the debate, Waltz had a deer. in the headlights expression on his face. He appeared to be shit his pants according to someone familiar to the experience. Pants.

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Come on, we love Pete Rose. Charlie Hufford. Finally, today is the official start of the Fat Bear Week competition at Alaska's Cat May National Park. It's going to be tough to pick a winner. All right. Got a three for one there. All right, so when the mainstream media admits that Tim Walts lost, you know it's much worse than that.

Let's put it this way. Waltz just rejoined the National Guard and insisted they send him to Iraq. But just listen to these sad sacks of crap. J.D. Vance came to this debate to land a bunch of punches, and he did. Tim Walz did not seem prepared for it. I was missing the magic and the organic spontaneity of Tim Walz. I think the lack of interviews that he has done. with national media, with local media, it showed.

He needed more rest. Vance clearly, I think it needs to be said, clearly the more experienced debater, the slicker speaker. To use Tim Walz's own words, I mean, a lot about this debate tonight was weird. There were uncomfortable, cringy moments. So the tone of the media was one of sadness, not reporting Waltz's loss, but mourning it. Now, the truth is that a VP debate is like a colonoscopy. It's important and necessary, but that doesn't mean you want to watch it. But even so, remember this.

The VP is there in case something goes wrong with the president, like turning into a piece of driftwood. So this point is just a helpful reminder since our current president makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris. When Joe's laid out on the beach, Dr. Jill has to keep the seagulls from eating him. So, despite the best efforts of two moderators who did everything but asked J.D. Vance for a stool sample, only one candidate seemed like the kind of guy you want running your country. And it's not this one. Governor, just to follow up on that, the question was, can you explain the discrepancy?

All I said on this was, is I got there that summer and misspoke on this. So I will just, that's what I've said. so I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protest went in and from that I learned a lot of what needed to be in in governance even a deer in the headlights even a deer in the headlights is screaming get the out of the way dude It's no wonder they don't do follow-up questions with Democrats. They're like the top layer of day-old skimpy bean dip.

What's underneath? You don't want to see. At that point, even Biden was home in his Spider-Man pajamas watching and thinking, Yeah, I did better. Kamel and Doug had to be shaking their heads. Emhoff hasn't been this stress since the nanny started gaining weight. Did I hit him too hard? As usual with these debates, it was a clear three against one. Of course, an immediate theme was climate change,

which, according to all of the polling of U.S. voter concerns, ranked somewhere below toenail fungus and right above the WNBA standings. But that didn't stop Nora from declaring a global warming consensus. Governor, your time is up. The overwhelming consensus among scientists is that the Earth's climate is warming at an unprecedented rate. So I guess that decides it, right? Nor is spoken, but still, the implication is that a

there's no correlation between man-made climate change and extreme weather. In fact, the incidents of hurricanes have gone down, not up in the past century. But who cares, right? To expect Nora to know the science is like expecting P. Diddy not to have baby oil. Later,

Later, Nora, drop this beauty on J.D. Let's talk about the state of democracy, the top issue for Americans after the economy and inflation. That's the third biggest issue for Americans, the state of democracy, not the border or crime. Exactly which poll has shown that, the one you took in Liz Cheney's hot tub? Oh. And as usual, the fact-checking only went one way. Waltz lied about the border bill, tax rates, abortion statutes, and Jant 6th. But it's not surprising coming from a self-confessed knucklehead who lied about his military service

when he saw less combat than Captain Stubing. Yeah. It's funny. O'Donnell and Brennan never got around to asking about that Whopper, and they never brought up the horribly violent riots that took place in Walts's home state that he did nothing about until it was too late. Yet even with the odds stacked like pancakes on Jerry Nadler's naked belly, tiny Tim still couldn't pull it off. Hence the somber mood from the liberal media hacks. Can you blame them? Their narrative got shocked to hell. Remember, as they downplayed Waltz's skills in order to lower

expectations, they elevated the lie that Vance was mean and he was weird. But Vance came off as assured, presidential, smart, full of ideas, a man who could take the reins of power if necessary and not just talk about being unburdened by what has been. A man actually ready to engage in a fair and open debate, unlike the other three hacks out there with him. If this was the first time you saw Vance after that steady diet of media smears, what a shock it must be. And yet it's another example of how the media lies to you. The debate showed you the difference between what you're told in what is true. For his part, Waltz came off like that chatty guy you'd steer clear of in a men's room at the Mall of Americas. We've been there. No one's buying his Folksey act because

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New York Times bestselling author and host of Boxes, the contributor. And to him, the Jumbotron is just a tron. This is true. New York Giants best selling author of the community from a video of a kid of a title. Diddy is never getting out. All right, Emily, this is an amazing story. Sean P. Diddy Combs is still in jail, Brooklyn jail, on sex trafficking and racketeering charges.

120 alleged victims now. split even between males and females, suing him civilly for sexual abuse and exploiting them while he was promising to make them stars. One was just nine years old at the time. What do you make of this? So I know they took him, I mean, you know, I live in L.A., so there's a lot of shady people. But they took him straight to jail, and I know there was no bail, which is obviously anytime there's no bail, that means you've done something horrendous.

Yeah, I was going to say the victim as young as nine years old. What I think is really interesting right now, obviously there's a million rabbit holes we could go down. He's obviously very guilty on TikTok especially. I mean, every celebrity right now is scrubbing their accounts, and they just published, and I saw the papers of all the celebrities involved. And I'm like, I just want people to remember, these people most likely were involved. They knew. They went to the parties. Obviously, he's not a good guy.

There's children involved. You know, we could go on forever about that. These are the same celebrities that, for the past couple of years, gaslight you every day about being morally superior to you. And they're the same ones that are going to go tell you, if you're a good person, go vote for Kamala Harris as well. It is that kind of like what I call it the pig pass cat. You know, it's like as long as you express this moral virtue, you're a good liberal, you believe in climate change and all this crap, then you can get away with all the stuff. for decades. It is crazy, too, that he's still like,

I look forward to proving all this wrong. Yeah, like triple-digit number of accusers, but they're all full of shit. Like, just stop, but he can't stop because he did get away with it for so long. And yes, these are the same people who throw parties for themselves in the form of these award shows and things.

They literally throw parties for themselves that they then televise because we were not invited, but we're supposed to want to watch these parties. where they then, like you said, Emily, are like, you're bad, you know? And then everyone else is like, yes, they are all bad. And everyone claps.

And meanwhile, they're doing shit that I've never even heard of. Yeah. It's, you know, it's remarkable. And he probably, honestly, he doesn't believe that he's going to be there forever. Yeah. He probably thinks he's going to get out

because why wouldn't he get out? Because he got away with all this stuff for so long. He's got famous friends who are probably going to help him because they're scared. They're scared for themselves. Mm-hmm. All right, Tyrus. You can't have a ditty without a village helping him.

Yeah. You can't help it. You just can't have it. Because here's the deal. All these celebrities involved, because you know the reason why they're there at these parties? They're there for money and work. So if they can get something that he likes, they're going to keep bringing it to him because they keep getting to work. And then you want to know, like, what celebrities are involved.

Go watch movies. And be like, wow, that person sucks, but they're in every movie. Yes. Like Merrill Street. Yeah, there's a good chance. Oh, that's the best example. That's probably a bad example. But an older one who's losing them would be there to still get, like I said, we're, I think that everyone, if you are a celebrity person, if you collect a lot of photos and pictures, pretty much I think you're going to see a lot of these celebrities and these Oscar award winners.

The ones who get the awards, I think you're going to see them disappearing or running for the hills because most of them should be in jail with him because they had no. No problem being complacent. Standing outside the door, knowing something, a rapist happened in the other room, but hey, it's good for my career. It's not acceptable. And that's what they're going to try to say. Oh, I was at the party, but I didn't do anything. Yeah.

In that same vein, like, what a rough year for Jennifer Lopez. He's on top of the world. And then it's like divorce. Your ex-boyfriend's in prison for sex trafficking. Doesn't look great. No, it doesn't. Plus, everyone hated her in that movie. Yeah, that's true.

Terrible movie. Maybe she's just bad luck. Who knows? You know, Mike, you said in the green room, you go, it's whatever P. Diddy's done still pales in comparison to his music. Yeah. Yeah, I stand by that statement. Yes.

Yeah. You know what? I'm proud to say, I couldn't name a Diddy Tune. Yes. I couldn't do it. Yeah, neither could I. But I am shocked at the sheer volume of lube and dildos at the things. pulled out of his property.

Yeah. I'm glad you said property. Yeah. Yeah. I know that's hauled right out of there. Yeah. It's, look, again, I agree with everything Tyrus pointed out, which is the complicity is just disgusting. There's no way that in that town where everybody talks, right, despite how far off the radar,

supposedly something's happening, the number of people that were aware of his misdeeds, his illegal activity, the things that are being alleged. And it is, the sharks are circling. It's just like the Epstein case. Exactly. Everybody's waiting for that list. Yeah. Now, I think because Diddy appeared to have a pension for videoing everything, that

is coming out, right? The Epstein list probably never surfaced in our lifetime. But people better be concerned. That's why I wore my Mike Baker disguise. See, I just provided you with an alibi. What's laughable, Greg, is they have businesses, grooming businesses, escort businesses that bring in these young kids. They go out and they have talent searches for these young, aspiring, usually lower economic. Hey, you're going to come to Ditty's house and you're going to audition.

And then, hey, I got four for you. So three don't want to cooperate, but one might or whatever the case. Like, they had a, this is business. You don't need the list to go after these businesses. We hired how many new IRS agents, start doing audit them. You'll find everybody. It's not hard. Nice segue.

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