Gutfeld! Monologues - As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on the recent confirmation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on the recent confirmation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right. All right. B minus. Happy Thursday, everyone. So Attorney General Pam Bondi has sued New York. leaders, including Governor Hokel, for prioritizing illegal immigration.

Hockel claims these migrants are necessary for the state. After all, we need them to mow the lawns, trim the hedges, and weed whack her eyebrows. Bondi also removed a large framed photo of Joe Biden from the DOJ. It's the most Biden has moved in the last four years. Yes. A top Democrat fundraiser says Hunter Biden, who has no security clearance, was sitting in on high-level meetings. Off-the-record sources have confirmed Hunter's presence at the meetings by accurately describing his penis. I could have said scrotum.

RFK Jr. was confirmed as health and human services. Yeah. He was confirmed as Health and Human Services Secretary in a 52 to 48 vote, despite a protest by a group of local activists. A White House official says Canada, becoming a 51st state, is still on the table. One sticking point, however, neither country wants Drake. In Illinois, Democratic lawmakers says manufacturing is a, field with fewer women because the word manufacturing includes man and it makes it sound like a guy. Great. Now, explain to me why so many women menstruate.

A U.S. judge has cleared the way for thousands of federal workers to take Trump's buyout offer, which will require them to come to the office to do it, which means they'll have to finally buy pants because they're at home. Speaking of, Jeffrey Tubin has joined the New York Times opinion section. Now, you remember him as the CNN anchor who was caught masturbating on a Zoom call, which explains the welcome gift he received from his coworkers. And that's not for lubrication, Jeffrey. So it's clear that right now the Democrats need some help, a little guidance. Yet the Dems could learn a thing from the late night king.

First, the old concept, hold your applause for the bedroom. First, the old concept of how to defeat Trump is dead. It's not Trump you need to defeat, it's yourselves. Before you complain about the neighbor's yard, you need to clean up yours first without asking illegals to do it for you. Your world has changed forever, and sorry, freaks, making our ears bleed won't help. Which side are you on? Which side are you on? We'll fight against Joge. We'll fight Elon Musk. No, we land scab within our walls. We'll fight from dawn to dusk. Oh, which side are you on?

I love it. Which side are you on? Which side am I on? I'm on the side that's now deaf. Sounded like someone threw a bag of cats into a wood chipper. Migrants just saw this and ran back to Venezuela. But it's ironic, the party that is so pro-transitioning can't seem to transition themselves. Right now the Dems are behaving like bratty kids.

who've had their toy taken away, and that toy is power. They lost the government, the media, the American people, although they still got the view. But how will they feed the cast without billions from USAID? So the reaction seems to be, why not lose our minds too? We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there. It's about enjoying the journey.

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What's wrong with me? It says, quote, an oval office must says without proof that bureaucracy is rife with fraud. But as Michael Schellenberger pointed out, even the Biden administration had listed the billions

that America loses to fraud. Any real journalists could have found this out if they had stopped huffing their own ass gas. But with the daily revelations from Doge, the Times editors had no choice but to backtrack and change the headline. And now their problem seems to be that Musk's claims are too broad. Perhaps they were hoping no one would notice their mistake. Like that time

I once dropped my friend's baby when I was at the Grand Canyon. The cracks were also showing over at CNN where guest Chris Sununu tried to educate the albino, Ron Burgundy, on this very topic. Some of the details that have come out, like the, you know, $59 million spent on luxury hotels, it's actually not the... You're talking about the FEMA money that was abused for migrants? That was... Yeah. FEMA money for migrants? That's okay now?

No, I'm not saying it's okay. Don't put words to my mouth. So would you stop that? Would you stop that process? Don't be a t-e-ha-ha-ha-it-out. Such language. Thank goodness no one under 85 was watching. But it's clear for Libs, the world has gone off the rails.

I mean, since when has Anderson Cooper come out against d'I-B-B-I-B-I-B. But... I mean, he hangs around Andy Cohen. I'm just saying they're jerks. But the left has yet to realize there's no going back. They can't fix this, because we're all so much wiser now. We've seen the ugliness firsthand. We can't go back to a government that waste all our money on B-B-I-S.

We can't return to the government. to a legacy media that manipulated truth and pushed lies to harm Trump supporters, our country, our justice system, and our kids, a government where FEMA tells their staff to avoid Trump supporters homes after a hurricane because the legacy news falsely painted Trump supporters as violent white supremacists? What are those jerkoffs going to do the perp walk? So we're not doing that again. Hell, all French kiss whipping Goldberg after she eats an entire red onion before I go back. Yes. And it's no longer a left versus right thing.

It's before and after. And the past is like a dead lover. The best you can do is visit the gravesite and mourn, which is easy for me because it's under my hot tub. But ultimately, you've got to move on. Eventually, you have to see the world for what it is and not what the voices in your head tell you it is. Because one of the great things about Doge exposing everything

is that we're learning that it's possible to change. And if in the future, the same old government malfeasance returns, we can remember how Trump saved the economy in 2025. They cut a trillion in a year. It's doable. Trump and Doge has removed our blinders. There's no more innocence to fall back on. It's like my 15-year-old self

after discovering his first playboy. Who knew there was such great writing? The Biden White House deluded people to thinking that this is what life was going to be forever. Trans, Soros, racial conflict, open borders, Jimmy Kimmel. And you better not fight back or they'll put you in jail. And now all of this stuff is being undone faster than Kim Kardashian's bra at an NBA mini camp. And with Doge opening the books, you can't close them. So that's my tough love message for today's Democrats, stop behaving like you can undo the undoing.

Sure, the truth hurts, but after what you did to us, we'll call it even. Let's welcome here. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad free on the Amazon Music app. From the Fox News Podcasts Network. Hey there, it's me. Kennedy, make sure to check out my podcast. Kennedy saves the world. It is five days a week, every week. Download and listen at Fox Newspodcast.com or wherever you listen to your favorite podcast.