Gutfeld! Monologues - Biden's Doctor Pleads The 5th

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

As Seen On Gutfeld, Greg mocks Biden's Doctor for pleading the 5th when asked if he was ever told to lie about Biden's health. Greg calls out some notable Dems for pretending to be shocked by Biden's decline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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privilege and in reliance on my right under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution. Yep, he pled the fifth to all questions claiming Dr. Patient Privilege, which I get. It's the only thing stopping my doctor from telling the world about my brain. Mark that looks like Brit Hume. Now, obviously, the doctor's protecting himself. Being Biden's physician is a tough gig. Every day, it's something. He shattered his kneecap, checking his reflexes.

He's got wet bones and sweaty teeth. It's like being a veterinarian. One day, you're popping back in his shoulder. Then you're removing worms from the burrow in his leg. Finally, you're pulling a chipmunk out of his butt. It's like being the groundskeeper for a golf course. There's 18 holes you need to take care of. But the doctor wasn't alone in his defense of old liver spots.

He got help from a stupid person from Texas. So do you have the right to confidentiality? You have the right to confidentiality when it comes to your health care. It's kind of astounding to hear someone say if you invoke the Fifth Amendment that is only because you are guilty. The country is off the rails right now. People have concerns about the current occupant in the White House and whether or not he is mentally fit to serve in this moment.

Now, this moron is not completely wrong. Normal people do have the right to medical privacy, but they also have a right not to be lied to, you know, that the person in charge of the nuclear codes doesn't have a brain more shattered than a chair on the view. And she shouldn't be talking about mental fitness when her brain hasn't hit the gym in years. Every time I hear her talk, I ask myself,

hey, I wonder if Lenny from Mice and Men who finds her as stupid as we do. But did you see Joe Biden every single day? I didn't see Joe Biden every single day, but I did have an opportunity to interact with the president. I never had a concern. We know that this is someone that was born with a stutter, that ultimately had to get over it.

Bored with the stutter. Yeah. I remember when I had a stutter, it was so bad it caused me to wander into the rainforest. Thank you. It gets worse. So Joe only had a stutter.

Yeah, and Stephen Hawking's feet were just asleep. But to this day, Dems pretend his decline was shocking, something they're just learning about now, which is like just finding out that John Travolta is gay, meaning wait. Former CNN analyst Chris Zeliza is still shocked Joe couldn't be trusted outside of a non-staged event. This dope's eternally surprised by stuff, including basic info everyone who isn't Chris Zeliza already knew. Remember, in 2021, this guy claimed Republicans were trying to make Biden's mental capacity an issue.

But now, with Biden gone, the truth is safe to tell. Like when the statute of limitations expires, and Steve Ducey can finally admit he's the Zodiac killer. Look, we don't want this doctor in jail. I mean, look at the poor guy. 30 minutes in Rikers and he passed around like P. Diddy's girlfriend friend had a freak off. All we want is the real story. Like, how could the diagnosis of Biden's prostate cancer go unnoticed for so long? What, did Joe's butthole have its own secret

service? Why did a Parkinson's expert visit the White House eight times in eight months? That's once a month, far more often than I floss. But maybe there's a solution. If you give the doc immunity, he could spill the beans without incriminating himself. And while you're at it, pardon the doctor for that terrible haircut. Trump would do it if I asked him. After all, that's how I got Geraldo on the no-fly list. But let's be honest, O'Connor, the doctor, was just taking orders. And not from Joe, but from people around him.

And I want those scalps. I want them to be scorned like my assistants when they don't pick up the clippings after shaving my back. Period. Listen ad-free with a Fox News, podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app.

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