Gutfeld! Monologues - Biden’s failing health

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg’s take on the latest news about Biden, Trump, Diddy, and Pete Rose.  Also, Biden’s health — Scandal, or not?  Greg shares his thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So according to a new book, during his debate prep, Joe Biden's handlers had to remind him to close his mouth when he wasn't speaking. They also urged him to close it when it was. He was. Big surprise, Joe Biden forgot the names of lawmakers, foreign dignitaries, and even longtime AIDS. Oddly enough, long-time aides is what he calls Magic Johnson.

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All right, monologue time. A new book opens the floodgates on Joe Biden's failing health. It's conveniently released after the fact, now that it won't hurt Democrats. The book is called Original Sin, but it should be called he already knew that we covered up. And what does the media run with first? That Joe may need a wheelchair if he were re-elected, as if that was our concern. The physical decline, not the mental decline.

that put America at risk. Sorry, we aren't assholes. You don't need legs to be a great leader, but you do need a brain. But the media wants you to think it's a leg problem so you overlook Biden's mind turning to mush. Sorry, we got no problem with people in wheelchairs, just people in a vegetative state.

And the media's culpability in covering that state up. So now you're hearing all that crap you already knew. Joe's aides tried to hide his decline. Joe forgot the names of staffers or didn't remember people at all. At a fundraiser, Joe failed to recognize George Clooney. Yeah, that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor besides J-Lo. But these are shocking revelations to whom? No, something's only shocking when it isn't previously known.

We watched Biden fall apart for years. It was about as shocking as finding out Tim Walt's P's sitting down. Who doesn't, really? But they're calling it shocking to pass this scandal off as something that they were completely blindsided by. It's why the wheelchair nugget was treated like a bombshell to divert from the real crisis of Joe's cognitive ability and the media's role in covering that up.

But it's not about Biden's health. It's the medias. At least Biden's still alive. The media is as dead as the battery and Anna Navarro's vibrator. But you remember this loser? Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell you the truth. And F you, if you can't handle the truth.

This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. There's no planet where that guy should be working, unless it's planet. retard. There were others, too. President Biden, my opinion, very much seemed to warm up through the 90 minutes of the debate and clearly beyond. There's a lot of ageism there. More wild speculation from a bunch of people who have probably never been in a room with Joe Biden. Cheap fakes. Videos of real events that are intentionally manipulated to fool viewers. We're hearing about so-called cheap fakes. It's playing out on right-wing media.

and Corrine Jean-Pierre and others are calling these cheap fakes. But what it is is truly deceitful behavior. It's amazing. Joe Biden wasn't running circles around anyone. The talking heads were circling their wagons around him. And now these new books are designed to protect the media. Listen to this fat boy spin. Biden can't refute the basic facts of what happened.

I think it is really interesting how Tapper and Thompson are also giving answer to all the liberals, all the Trump opponents who are saying, why are you focusing on Biden? Why are you reporting out what went wrong with Biden? Well, the answer is right here in these first excerpts that are coming out. The authors say that, quote, Democrats deceived the country about Biden's abilities. And in the words of George Clooney, that's how Trump won. I'm starting to think obesity isn't his biggest flaw. No, that's not even how Trump won. That's how Biden was forced out. Even Stelter's analysis of the truth is a lie. I tell him to eat but with his diet, that would be an improvement.

He's trying to shift the cover-up onto the Bidens, as if his stubby-fat fingers weren't all over it. Sorry, I don't blame senile people for being senile. I blame the people who let him run the country. The media is now like the guy involved in a heist who narks on the rest of his gang, hoping for immunity for prosecution. I wonder what the author of this shocking book

thinks the bottom line is. The bottom line is the White House was lying, not only to the press, not only to the public, but they were lying to members of their own cabinet. They were lying to White House staffers. They were lying to Democratic members of Congress, to donors about how bad things had gotten. So the White House was lying to the press. Okay, case closed. Wow, you think the media would provide a little pushback against the word of the White House?

I mean, they are journalists, right? If it were Trump, they would have. These so-called reporters, they're no. better than Pornhub when they ask you if its users are over 18. Okay, you are great. Here's your kangaroo porn. The White House's press job is to make the boss look good. Have you ever heard of spin? It's lying. And you challenge it by doing your job.

But instead you gaslit us for doing your job. How do you think it makes little kids with stutters feel when they see you make a comment like that? It's very clearly a cognitive decline. That's what I'm referring to. It makes me uncomfortable to watch somebody on stage. It's so amazing to me that the Washington Post just put out a piece examining how President Biden embraces his stutter, talking about it,

while Trump mocks it, exaggerates it, belittles it. He's sharp physically, I mean, mentally. I think the question is physically, right? He's 81, and his memory, you know, it doesn't seem great. It's not horrible. It's funny how we never saw him stutter before, and the last time I checked, stuttering doesn't make you wander off into the rainforest. But it doesn't matter.

The media is dead, and there's no going back. You could blame the Dems or Dr. Jill, but no, this was self-inflicted. And their time of death, June 27, 2024, cue the bagpipes. Farewell to fake authors trying to make extra bucks Goodbye to the losers and stupid fat You lied about Ruchagate, the Lab Leak, and Jesse Smollett You lied about Covington and thought we'd forget You gaslit us on crime with more dirty tricks

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