Gutfeld! Monologues - Blue Origin's Iconic Flight To Space

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg riffs on Blue Origin's all-female flight crew and the backlash it's launched among celebrities. Plus, he shares a unique take on President Trump’s tariffs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To pay tribute to the California Gold Rush, a minor league baseball team decided to name themselves the gold diggers, but scrapped it after people claimed the name was sexist and demeaning. So from now on, they will call themselves money-grubbing whores. An MSNBC analyst claimed that Donald Trump, Trump wants to take anyone in America and disappear them, presumably by booking them as an analyst on MSNBC. Blue Origin's rocket successfully completed its mission with an all-female crew. The rocket was able to land safely after deploying both of Lauren Sanchez's breast implants.

Man, it was the all, it was the first all-female. female space flight in more than 60 years. They would have had another one sooner, but that's how long it took for them to get ready. Chicks. Am I right? Slow. Blue Origin astronaut Gail King enjoyed the flight, saying the ride was as smooth as when she's sitting on Oprah's face.

It's the name of her private jet. FACE. Disgusting people. Katie Perry sang, what a wonderful world during the spaceflight. And for 11 minutes, it was, because she wasn't there. A 5.2 magnitude quake shook Southern California. In fact, their tremors were so strong, a crack was found in Nancy Pelosi's face. But during the quake, the elephants at the San Diego Zoo formed an alert circle to protect their young.

I know. Similar behavior could be seen among other large. land mammals in distress. All right. Let's do this. So, people have all sorts of opinions about the Trump tariffs. Some say they're going to restore the economy.

Others say they're going to destroy the economy. Still others say, what's a tariff? But I just heard a new one about these tariffs. It's from the Kentucky Turbys' very own Nicole Wallace. I wonder if she spent nine months having to learn about the power of the mannosphere. I spent nine months having to learn about the power of the manosphere and seeing Donald Trump sit with all sorts of podcasters and bloggers and people younger and hipper than me having to explain to me who they are and why they matter.

But in consuming some of their content, a lot of conversations were pretty shallow ones about masculinity and what it meant to be emasculated. there is nothing more emasculating than losing your buying power. Thank you, lady, who was too insufferable for the view. I got to hand it to her. She's working hard at creating a new phantom scare. And now it's the manosphere, which apparently means dudes who talk to other dudes on the internet.

It's not a giant sphere made of men. If it was, Don Lemon would be sitting on it. So why did Nicole have to spend nine months learning about dudes? Well, she didn't, because other than Jeffrey Toobin whacking off, no one in cable news spends nine minutes on anything. Disgusting. But because the left has lost the battle on real issues, it's easier to imagine a problem, which means it's time for. You're entering another dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. Next stop.

Greg's Department of Imaginary Concerns. Yes, it's time for Greg's dick. The Department of Imaginary Concerns. It's the same department that brought you Russian collusion, the climate apocalypse, trans kids, plastic straws. And now add the effects of tariffs on the manosphere. It's the lefty way of condemning tariffs while pretending to care about men.

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who can't pick up the check for everybody and feel great and generous. By being a mom or dad and not being able to afford the new pair of sneakers or the brand new gear. for your kid who wants to play basketball or baseball or your daughter who's a gymnast. There is nothing that takes away your sense of an ability to get ahead more than axing off your buying power. And that is exactly what Trump

by himself did this week. Oh, so now she cares about men and about masculinity. Masculity, where the fuck has she been? She says high prices, emasculate men. It's weird how she never said this when the prices were soaring under Biden. But now she's concerned because dads can't buy sneakers made by slaves. This argument can only be made by people so far up their own asses they fart eyelashes. But there's no problem.

Libs can't make worse by thinking of another imaginary catastrophe. And now it's the Manosphere. This week, Vox ran a whole piece on male podcasters grappling with tariffs. At CNN, some pudgy reporter did an entire investigation. of the so-called Manosphere. And the Cretans at the conversation offered advice on what parents need to know to talk to their children.

Talk to their children about the Manosphere. They make it sound like it's a stranger handing out candy from a van labeled Fox and Friends. But is the Manosphere really the problem? Here's a wonderful exchange before the all-female blue origin flight to space. But remember, it wasn't just six women. They thought it was just six women going up into space for a joyride.

Wait, what you mean just six women. Well, that's what I mean. That was the criticism. It's explained to our audience why, even a trip like this one, all the trips that we take in the space benefit mankind. So it benefits humankind, and I'm going to keep correcting the mankind and the man-made and the man missions, because this is exactly what this mission is about, is expanding the perspective of who does space.

I love that. We're no longer exploring outer space. We're doing space. Like it's hot yoga. Or Pilates in the park and a diamond-encrusted thong. What did that chafe? But I guess we should ditch every word with man in it. No more mango, manhole, man handle, manhunt, mantle, mann'tle, man-hunt mantle.

Man-a-Tee. But what about man is fear? Take that away, then how will we bash Trump? It's funny, for every so-called moment of progress, we end up compelled to narrow our own world to follow the rules of those entitled enough to participate in the progress. It's hard to keep up.

Men, well, they suck until we need them to bash Trump policies. Women, well, any dude can be one with a little eyeliner. Until they do space, then they better be real women and rich, too. And hold on, no trans in space? Where's the inclusion? Doesn't E.T. stand for extra testicles?

But this is the Democrat Party, a department of imaginary concerns, vying for attention but signifying nothing. And as long as Trump keeps at it, this dick can only keep growing. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on after. Podcasts and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.