Gutfeld! Monologues - Boy, Do The Dems Hate Good News!

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg responds to the Democratic party's inability to accept that the second Trump administration has made significant progress since in office. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And on Wednesday, former President Obama sat courtside at an NBA game, but notably without his wife, Michelle, makes sense. She was starting center. Just testing the signs. Okay, it's a bad time to be a Democrat. Every way you look, they find reminders of how much they suck. On Tuesday night, the relentless swirl of good news reminded them of how useless and incompetent they are. And how do they act?

Well, I've seen better behavior from the view when they swarm a disabled food truck. But boy, do they hate good news. And they hate it even more because the American people love it. It's almost as if they hate the American people for appreciating a better life. It's true. The Dems got less to look forward to than the toilet at Jerry Nadler's apartment. And what do they do next? They double down on embarrassing. Roll it, Clive. So what's that loud thumping noise I hear?

That's the last remaining men exiting the Democrat Party. I mean, talking about playing to your worst stereotype, the reactionary Karen. It's like they looked at Trump, the fighter, and said, oh, yeah, we can fight too. No, you can't. I haven't seen punches that week since I beat up that mime. Stupid fifth grader. Even worse, they pretend to be authentic by imitating. each other. They're like the second dumbest kid in class cheating off the dumbest kid in class.

But at least a few Dems have learned something from the past 10 years besides how to be a drag queen. Last month, a centrist-leaning Democratic think tank held a retreat to figure out how to make normal people vote Democrat again. Their mission statement, quote, activist groups and progressive staffers push on popular cultural positions, making it seem like Dems are more extreme than they actually are. Activists and activists groups promote their single issue and raise money around it not to make Democrats electable. So, wait, you mean castrating little boys isn't popular? And that it's not cool to watch men beat up girls in sports sometimes sending them to the hospital or that Americans don't want to bring in millions of illegals and make excuses for the ones who

kill people? Well, dip me in dog and call me a fudcicle. that turns me on. Yeah, thanks for connecting those dots for us, Matlock. Now they offer Dem's advice. Stop focusing on oppression politics without acknowledging the country's progress and potential. It's true. That's like a guy dating a supermodel who's also smart and funny, but he keeps complaining that she's Irish. Irish.

They say to embrace patriotism, community, and traditional American imagery. Great. But I think that guy is already taken. Avoid overly moralistic or condescending messaging. messaging speak plainly and directly. In other words, watch CNN and then do the opposite and own the failures of democratic governance in large cities. Translation, Democrats start being Republicans. Now you could say, well, better late than never, but they could have saved this country a whole lot of pain and suffering if they did this sooner, like when they first

realized Joe had the brain of a snapping turtle. And who wouldn't want to be a Republican right now? finding out you're pregnant, and this is the dad. According to a CBS news survey, 76% of viewers approved of Trump's speech. It's amazing. That polls right up there with my abs and kittens calendar. Most people said the speech made them feel hopeful, proud, inspiring, and unifying.

You know, the opposite way you feel when you saw these guys. And according to a CNN poll, that's right, CNN, 69% had a positive reaction. 69. Even Rachel Maddow thinks that's a good number. No wonder all the sane Dems are depressed. John Federman sum the Dems' behavior up on Tuesday as a sad cavalcade of self-owns and unhinged petulance. It only makes Trump look more presidential and restrained. Yeah, and this is the guy who would wear sweats and a hoodie to a funeral.

Bottom line, Trump derangement syndrome became Trump derangement strategy. And by taking over the party, it forced them to come out against everything Trump was for, which as it turned out was everything the American public was for. So it left them with nothing but hate. So I do wish the Dems' luck who were trying to rid themselves of the craziest, angriest people in their party. But if you listen to me three years ago and not the weepy Jimmy Kim, of the world. You wouldn't be in this mess. You're a brain-dead party, which serves your right for electing a brain-dead president. Let's welcome period. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus

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