Gutfeld! Monologues - California Releases Man with Three Life Sentences

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Jasmine Crockett’s campaign called police on a CNN reporter.  Meanwhile, a California parole board unexpectedly released a man serving three life sentences, and Greg shares his candid and unfiltered thoughts you won’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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All right, now we're going to get serious. In California, a land where it takes six years to get a permit to build a shed, the parole board just decided to release a man serving life in prison. Actually, three life sentences for 16 counts of kidnapping and child molestation. But now, apparently, life is just a word on a serious. box. It used to be the term judges used to send an unmistakable message. You did something so vile, so predatory, so permanently destructive that society is done negotiating with you. And you should spend the rest of your life in a cage where your ass will take on the role of an oil well on landman.

It's not about rehabilitation. It's about punishment and protecting other people. It's the same reason I oppose the parole of Martha Stewart. She'll just go on breaking men's hearts. But in California, life now means, well, until someone far removed from the crimes decides when a monster is too old to rape and releases them. But you can bet not in the parole board's neighborhood. This case involves a convicted pedophile serving life being granted elderly parole. Elderly parole. What's that mean? Do they have to check in with visiting angels twice a mom. Hey, what's the worst he could do, right? I mean, it's not like elderly people have ever done anything wrong before. But this is what passes for criminal justice reform. They don't revisit

the magnitude of harm. They don't reweigh the consequences. And punishment, who cares? The calculus is simple. He's probably too old to get a boner. And, you know, the kids could probably outrun him now. That's reform, California style. Not a glitch, but a mindset. And another way, to prove that they're all so enlightened. It's now someone who didn't see the victims, didn't hear the testimony or sit through the horror who can decide decades later that the scum has aged out of his depravity.

Which means pedophiles now have a retirement plan. Do your thing until you get caught, serve some time, then you're out, and just hope that they don't have grandkids. By this logic, you can let anyone out as long as they have the senior discount. Serial rapist, hell, if he's wearing orthopedic shoes, he's probably mellowed into harmlessness.

So what message does that send to the truly evil? That even 400 years for raping kids is just a number. All you have to do is live long enough. Stay hydrated. Do your crossword puzzles. Keep your blood pressure down. Don't get a bunch of COVID vaccines and take plenty of balance of nature. It's the same thing doctors tell Britt Hume.

Then one day, bureaucrats will come to your rescue. And as for the victims, the families who sat in courtrooms and were told or rather promised that this man would never walk again free? Imagine enduring the trial, reliving the horror on the stand, rebuilding your life around the one solid thing the system gave you, permanence. The promise of being rid of this predator forever. And then they pull the rug right out from under you. Not because the evidence changed or that he was innocent or that the sentence was unlawful.

It's just that he qualifies for Social Security. At least that's going bankrupt. So once again, you see, Libs don't believe in consequence. Their God is process. Their devil is reality. They look at elderly parole as progress and paperwork. But it's abandonment of victims,

of promises, of moral clarity. And once criminals realize that even the harshest sentence is just a waiting game, what the tyrant is left. Justice now has an expiration date. And the only people who never get parole from their punishment are the victims. Let's be welcome.

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