Gutfeld! Monologues - Campbell’s Soup Drama

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Kat Timpf guest hosts and delivers nonstop laughs! First up, an African politician named Adolph Hitler? And a Campbell’s Soup exec caught stirring up hate. Kat has all the juicy details you're going to want to hear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome everybody to this special edition of Gutfeld. I'm Kat Timp in for Greg. Happy Tuesday, everyone. Yes. Let's start with some jokes. A politician named Adolf Hitler is set to win a local election in the African country of Namibia. He's coincidentally running against a man

who shares the name of another dictator, Greg Gutfeld. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has urged Americans to dress better and act more polite while flying this Thanksgiving. I'm not saying I feel attacked, but then he said, that means you, cat, tymph. A new study shows that young adults ages 18 to 24 who detoxed from social media for a full week were much happier due to all the free time they had to do drugs. Who wrote that? All right. An Arizona couple broke into a restaurant, had sex, and then stole $450 at an iPhone 5.

Police arrested the person who still owned the iPhone 5. A woman in Thailand was miraculously found alive after someone heard a knock coming from her coffin. That's unbelievable. I had no idea they had Jehovah's Witnesses in Thailand. And finally, according to a new survey, dog owners swear their pet's personality mirrors their own. I believe it. Especially one pooch who won't stop licking his own balls. Thank you.

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Yeah, baby. Yeah, the hate he was spewing has soup lovers stewing. A Campbell's exact goes mental over broth, chowder, and lentil. Hello everyone, and welcome to the first of hopefully many installments of a story out of Detroit about Soup. Let's get right into it. So a lawsuit was filed in Wayne County Circuit Court, claiming that a former security analyst at Campbell's

Soup, Robert Garza, was fired after showing his boss as a recording he'd made of VP and Chief Information Security Officer Martin Bally, in which Bally allegedly went on an insane rant talking trash about the company, the poor, and Indian people, which

is, coincidentally, the exact topic of Greg's next book. He's going to be shirtless on the cover for some reason. I don't... Hey, that's my thing. I don't know. Anyway, Garza's lawyer gave us the recording,

which apparently went on for 75 minutes. We paused now to listen to all 75 minutes. We have for fucking poor people. Who buys our shit? I don't... products barely anymore. So healthy. Now that I don't do it in it.

Even in Santa Suf, I look at it, look at me. Pop, bioengineer, me. I don't want to eat a f***. A piece of chicken I came from a 3D printer, you? Mm-mm, not good.

He allegedly also called Indian people idiots and admitted to Garza that he comes to work high on marijuana edibles. Or as we call it in the world of television pulling a brett bear. Wow. Wow.

Get this. All of this happened during what was supposed to just be a routine salary discussion. In addition to a race, he was trying to negotiate free-saltine Fridays. Anyway, Garza said he was fired just 20 days later, despite the fact that he'd actually gotten positive feedback at the same meeting. So now he's suing the company, claiming he was fired in retaliation for raising concerns about Bally. Meanwhile, Bally's on leave pending investigation.

So we'll have to wait and see what happens. Ironically, if he does get fired, he may find that Campbell's soup is the only thing he'll be able to afford to eat. Obviously, Campbell's has denounced Bally's remarks saying that they don't reflect their values. And they added that poor people usually buy the generic brand to keep their reputation among upscale Gen Z soup. Soup eaters. And all of this is happening during what may be the biggest Campbell's soup holiday of the year.

As a Midwest girl myself, green bean casserole with Campbell's mushroom soup on top is as much of a Thanksgiving staple as your mom trying to come up with an innocent explanation for why your drunk uncle's throwing up before dinner. But I share the story with you for many reasons. One, I love soup. Think of the thing you love the most in this world. Double it, cut it in half, and that's how much I love soup. Thank you.

Two, because this VP guy sucks. And hopefully talking about how much he sucks could bring everyone together this Thanksgiving, at least until your drunk uncle pulls his head out of the toilet to shout, I think he had a point. And three, well, because it reminds me of when I recorded Greg in a meeting recently, and it didn't go how I expected at all. I think we have the tape.

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